#i think i need psychiatric help

[blackoutbruh]

GORE BLOOD SELFHARM IDK😨😨

i love gore and i love dirk soooo

i was too lazy to come up with a background so i just left references lol

each drawing is in a different style how fickle i am🙄🙄

[niamhthefae]

i need some of this man's gender

[professional-dumb-dumb]

I've only just realised something today... and that is that, Michael Jordan is technically a... he's technically a Iseki protagonist... the guy had some freak accident and woke up in a strange world filled with magical creatures, finds out that in this new world finds out that he has to help the people of this new world protect themselves from an invading force that have stolen powers of other people to make themselves even more powerful! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Trick or treat!!

Danny rolled his eyes, "Obviously, you're hallucinating."

"Huh?" Signal responded, sounding doubtful.

"I mean, you see a deaged Dick sitting at a table in one of Hoods lesser known safe houses eating cereal." He said, emphasizing his point by taking a bite of said cereal. "You can't possibly think this is real."

The daytime vigilante paused to consider this, something Danny is starting to think is a habit in all the bats, "You could be a clone."

"A...transparent clone?" He said, looking down at himself. He had tried to turn invisible like he did with the other bats but forgot that Signal had special eyes or something, and apparently, it didn't fully work on him.

"Look," Danny said, "If I was a clone, could I do this?" Danny then elongated his left arm and made it do spirals, "or this?" He began floating in the air, "Or-"

"Okay, I get it."

"Do you? If you're hallucinating this badly that you're convinced it's real then you should definitely see a doctor."

Signal didn't respond, simply looking pensive so Danny continued, "With your abilities you could really hurt someone if you hallucinate in the mask, ya know?"

Suddenly Danny was back in his seat, no crazy arms or floating, "Or at least go home and take a nap."

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-Later-

Hood: Why is Glowstick googling therapists?

Danny: My powers apparently don't work well on him, and I'm still not ready to meet my template yet.

[mydearestjack]

Soooo I just watched like minds a few days ago and ever since there hasn’t been a second my mind wasn’t occupied with this movie so I made this account to find friends who also love this movie a whole damn much cause no one I know knows this movie and I’m slowly going insane, not being able to talk about it.

(Also I have no idea how tumblr works help)

[lunar-years]

Ok but how did Phoebe contact Jamie to invite him to uncles day? Did she email him? Slide into his dms using her hot moms Twitter account? Accost him in the Richmond parking lot? I need answers

I truly think Jamie has met Phoebe before (because of course he has, he hangs out with Roy all the time. Roy is constantly talking about him to the point where Phoebe has no choice but to assume Roy would want him there with him on the best holiday of the year). And therefore he has at least briefly met Phoebe's mother in past.

So probably, Roy gave Jamie's number to his sister just in case, because I like to think Roy gets paranoid over insane scenarios he's made up in his head and convinced himself could absolutely definitely happen, and Jamie is low-key his emergency contact now, and it spirals from there. Roy's brain at 3:00 a.m. while he’s getting ready to go over to Jamie's house, running non-stop like: "but what if my sister needs to call me about something urgent that's happened to Phoebe but I'm unreachable because my knee gave out while Jamie and I were jogging by the Thames and when I went down my phone flew out of my pocket and shattered along the concrete and when Jamie was helping me up he accidentally kicked it into the water? So then when she can’t reach me my sister tries to call Keeley, but of course Keeley's not up because it's 5:00 a.m. so she also misses this important call...but wait!...who do I always happen to be with who also happens to be attached at the hip to his cell phone and would never ever miss a call?" and that is how he gruffly slides his sister Jamie Tartt's cell phone number written on a slip of paper in his terrible chicken-scratch and tells her to put it in her phone contact list strictly for emergencies.

Roy's sister of course recognizes the power she wields here and abuses it immediately. amen.

[froody]

my dad just texted me today in the middle of my little breakdown (in all fairness he didn’t know I was struggling) and was like “I think I have generalized anxiety disorder.” (I as in him, not me.) like……brother you sure weren’t anxious about cheating on your wife with multiple women. not the slightest display of nervousness, guilt or regret about that one.

[wahbegan]

Nicolas Cage act like a normal human being for five seconds challenge. Difficulty impossible.

[deimosatellite]

HOW DOES LAW NOT HAVE TATTOOS ON HIS LEGS

[autistic-katara]

there r fics that make u insane (so amazingly good it’s removed ur sanity) and then there’s fics that make u insane (you need to fistfight the author for how they did a specific thing that caused u to rant for hours)

[notquiteaghost]

my sister saw the psych & he said he won't refer her to a personality disorder unit because they're all privately run so you have to apply for funding and it's a whole thing. he didn't ask if she wanted to deal with that, he decided he didn't want to deal with that. instead he has prescribed her clozapine, an antipsychotic you have to start on an ineffectually low dose of in case it makes your heart dangerously slow. it weakens your immune system, increases your chance of seizures, may cause heart problems, and can cause a 'serious movement disorder' that 'may not be reversible'. she is still, also, on the highest dose of lithium they can give her. and she will continue to be on the lithium until the clozapine does something. but fuck forbid she has to go to a meeting!!!

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

I keep remembering that back in the congregation I most recently attended, there is an elder’s wife who is a rockhound for the scientific and aesthetic intrigue, but also believes in crystal healing… which, all things considered, is absolutely fucking bonkers.

[isdalinarhot]

Actually hilarious how useless antidepressants are compared to good old fashioned substance abuse. No suicide attempts since starting drinking heavily in April 2023 meanwhile all that 7 years of SSRIs/SNRIs have done for my mental health is make me unable to cum 80% (pre t)/25% (post t) of the time

[samuraisharkie]

If you’re putting off loud ass firework tonight in the suburbs around other houses, let it be known I hate you. nearly kills my dog every year.

[itoshiexx]

today is the day i kick depression in the ass to finish a wip and post for the first time in ages, i’ve got faith (not really)

[lust-for-sacher]

Okay, now... After this pic I guess it's time for me to come out and say I have a problem, and the problem's name is Noah Sebastian Davis.