#i think avdol but joseph is such a dilf

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Crusaders Showdown

[beesonhoneytoast]

⭐️JJBA Star Crusaders Incorrect Quotes⭐️

ft. Pt 3 gang (& me as a dilf for semi-canonical purposes) ⭐️✨⭐️✨⭐️✨⭐️✨⭐️✨⭐️✨⭐️✨⭐️

Ryan: I sleep with a gun under my pillow. Polnareff: I sleep with a knife. Kakyoin: Both of you are pathetic. Ryan: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Kakyoin: Jotaro.

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Polnareff: Fine! Judge all you want but… Polnareff, points at Kakyoin: Married a lesbian. Polnareff, points at Joseph: Left a man at the altar. Polnareff, points at Ryan: Fell in love with a gay cyborg man. Polnareff, points at Jotaro: Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire. Polnareff, points at Avdol: Lives in a box!

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Joseph: So, what is Kakyoin to you? Jotaro: The reason I wake up every morning. Joseph: …That’s adorable. Kakyoin earlier that morning, barging into Jotaro′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

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Ryan: This food is too hot… I cant eat it. Joseph: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: silence Jotaro: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Avdol: One dinner… I just want ONE DINNER!

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Avdol: Two brooooos! Polnareff: Chillin' in a hot tub! Avdol: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Polnareff: Avdol: Polnareff: tearing up Avdol: Babe, c'mon… Polnareff: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Avdol: Babe…

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Avdol: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Polnareff: AS ENEMIES?! Avdol:

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Avdol: Is this your plan B? Jotaro: Technically, this is plan P. Avdol: Plan P? Is there a plan M? Jotaro: Yes, but I marry Kakyoin in plan M. Kakyoin: I like plan M.

[torawro]

girl i didn’t know you watched jjba 😳😳 who’s your favorite jojo so far??

yes im currently on part 6 rn and plan to read the manga as soon as i finish !!! you're actually the second person to send me an ask about this so instead of bumbling on and naming a bunch of people ima just make a lil organized list of my favs from every part LMAOOOO

part 1, dio <3

part 2, KARSSSS AHHHH, lisa lisa, joseph, caesar

part 3, JOTARO <33, dio again (jotaro and dio prob top 5 overall me thinks), kakyoin, mirah, avdol

part 4, josuke, YOSHIKAGE KIRA, jotaro 🤭, ROHANNNN, koichi, okuyasu

part 5, bruno's whole crew + giorno (abbachio, bruno, and mista were special to me though), diavolo (don't judge LOL), doppio, nero

part 6, weather forecast <3, anasui, jolyne, (dilf) jotaro, ermes, pucci, f.f., johngelli a. (i thought he was interesting), emporio

[ineedtherapist]

can i have grandpa caesar hcs? (basically he lived until part 3 and how he bonds with reader and the crusaders)

eyyyoooo I survived another week

let's gooo fellasss

CAESAR CONTENT YES YES YES YES

p/s: I run out of ideas lmaoo

there's so many things and concepts I want to talk about lol but take this kinda crap all over the place writing of mine and

please enjoy <3 :-

Old!Cae sdc hcs + reader

"Why? Ofc I'll be glad to help you, [ ]. Lead the way, caro/cara."

Part 3 Caesar is the sweetest and calmest member in the crusaders yet one of the scariest once he gets serious

The crusaders respect him more than joseph as a mentor, a friend and a father figure.

He bicker with oldseph all the time and also wins it all the time.

Oldcaeseph carry dumbass chaotic energy with caesar thinking he's actually the matured and reliable one when in reality he's not

Their fights end up to be childish as hell, the longer the fight goes on

call names and pick at each other is a love language for them

Talk about his past as much as Joseph do and always put freakingly helpful amazing advice in his story telling which is 35% more useful than Joseph. Also since you don't have to filter Caesar's words with endless sheetty puns and dad jokes.

kak sees him as an ideal adult figure and strive to be like him, ofc with his own identity and spark. Both Avdol and Polnareff seek advice from him when it comes to things they don't trust Joseph with. Not that kind of trust tho. Something along the line of "I don't think he can help me with it" type of things. Actually manage to make Joot open up. Not much but enough to let the guy take a break.

Is absolute softie for the reader. No one knows why but he get protective and try to keep bad influence joseph away from them.

Help reader with things they need and try to be there for them as much as he can.

Sassy oldcae is canon and you can't change my mind ppl

Absolutely picky bout his appearance/ how he present himself and get extremely dissapointed if any of the crusaders doesn't put any effort in theirs. He doesn't ask them to be supermodel or the likes. Just look neat and clean, that in itself is enough.

Extremely fab taste in fashion.

He and Joseph is the ultimate combo and they look cool asf fighting together side by side. Have better control in his power, stand and their usage than Joseph.

He fight as a support most of the time.

Honestly, after the fight with wamuu he just isn't the same anymore. His stamina and physical abilities are totally fcked. His face and body are covered with scars. He used to be fine with it even brag bout it to Joseph but now he's older he get sensitive bout this topic and not even Joseph mention bout it anymore until he brings it up himself. took a while ngl

Dilf.

His intuition isn't as good and he forget things. This piss him to no end.

Frequently get cranky on the smallest things at the most random time.

Not the one to complain bout food when he's young unless it's straight out of the trash can but this changes when he get older and he won't eat anything that doesn't suit his taste.

End up cooking his own dish most of the time.

He and Avdol are cooking partners and they exchange recipes, tips and such during their time together.

Listen. This guys is still flirty asf and a literal woman magnet. He talk smooth and play smooth.

Listen to ppl problems, know how to read the rooms and again, give extremely good advice.

Kak's gossip buddy. Both of them talk bout so many things from celebrity to tv shows to fashion to gaming and the list keep on going.

Have better temper and doesn't rush decisions especially the important ones. Still refuse to accept things that oppose his beliefs and standing but will listen to the said person points first before saying or doing anything.

Reader have daddy issues.

[giogio-gucci-gangstar]

Can I ask for Polnareff x slightly "goth" girl headcanons? The s/o is a shy quitet type, but a very patient listener, and a sucker for various aesthetics~

* Despite how he acts and dresses, Polnareff is very into fashion (or so he thinks)

* His style is more avant-garde tho, but he does try to add it a cute little touch with his broken heart earrings

* All in all, the man loves aesthetics and fashion he just doesn’t know how to do it well, and is struggling to find a style/aesthetic that really fits him

* So when you show up all dolled up and absolutely adorable put together in a cohesive goth outfit, he’s gonna flip out

* He will ask a million and one questions, so thank good you’re a good listener because he will literally talk your ear off

* And obviously he wants your advice, and what do you know this totally turns into a cute date!

* Cue a 90’s romcom trying on outfits at the mall musical montage sort of thing

* One of his favorite things will be to go out shopping with you and have you pick out outfits for him (you could pick a garbage bag off of the street and he’d wear it because you told him it was fashionable, that’s how much unwavering trust he has in your taste)

* He may not have been into gothic clothing before, but given how incredible it looks on you, and how much he loves you and wants everyone to know you’re together, he’ll definitely start dressing more like you

* Beware he will want coordinated couples outfits

* He will definitely try to get you to find a new aesthetic for him

* Obviously this time in the musical montage in the dressing rooms he’d make fun of his friends like e-boy Jotaro, indie boy Kakyoin, and DILF Joseph (he wouldn’t forget Avdol, he’s just scared to make fun of him bc he doesn’t understand the difference between fortune tellers and cursers )

* You two would make a pretty damn aesthetic couple (and he’ll really thank you for it)