#i think “i want that twink obliterated” is my favorite one

[fleetn-crab85]

MST3K textposts that were heavily inspired by a conversation with @gizmocrate-werecrow (also thanks again for half of the images!)

[feralplantwife]

Genuinely I think one of my most controversial MDZS takes is that Lan Xichen deserved to go apeshit at Guanyin Temple. He was having The Worst Day Of His Life all because this fucking Twink who broke his baby brother's heart like a million times came back from the dead and immediately tripped and fell right into your favorite person's massive and ever-growing pile of dirty laundry and now he's gone and absolutely OBLITERATED your baby brother's heart AGAIN for some reason you cannot understand and has destroyed your faith in yourself and the brothers you took as your own and loved dearly for so very long.

I think Lan Xichen could have gone a little more apeshit, honestly.

Obligatory disclaimer because this fandom is... A Lot that this is a silly post and I could write a serious one about this if I wanted to but... I don't ✌️at least not right now.

Anyway let my boy go apeshit it'll probably be good for him.

[pokenimagines]

Yo can we get some nsfw jacq fic,,, this dude seems like he'd be so bad abt initiating stuff but he'd love being roughed up/manhandled/bit/ect,,, i want this twink obliterated fr !!!!

Now you're speaking my language, friend! I absolutely adore Jacq and, I too, want to ruin him.

Warning: This is NSFW so if you’re under the legal age or uncomfortable with content like this, please skip over this one! Content Warning: Spit as Lube, Handjobs, Pain Play, Submissive Male

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NSFW Jacq: Roughed Up, Buttercup.

Jacq let out a gentle groan as his body collided with the desk behind him. It was far past curfew for the students, and you made damn sure the door was locked. "Hello, Jacq." You sang, leaning in closer to his face. You couldn't help but let your lips trail over his neck and up to his ear, giving it a small nibble.

"W-what are you...here?" Jacq asked, feeling your hands trailing up his thighs until you placed them right on his hips. You pulled him closer to you, rolling your hips against his own. Jacq let out another groan, biting his lip as he tried suppressing all his pretty noises. You couldn't help but squeeze tighter on his hips, making him yelp in surprise.

"Yes, here. It's just you and me, isn't it?" You chuckled, sitting up a bit straighter. You placed a hand under his chin and forced him to look up at you. Your eyes were half lidded as you looked at your prey, licking your lips at how delicious he looked. The bright blush that coated his cheeks always did something to you.

"What if someo-agh!" Jacq let out another groan as you rolled your hips back into his own. You could feel his cock starting to harden against your groin.

"What was that, sweetheart? I don't think I caught that." You chuckled darkly. His glasses were sliding down his nose and you could see his breath becoming labored. You adored how easy it was to work the man up. You leaned back over to him, forcing his mouth against yours. It was a desperate kiss, teeth clacking against one another uncomfortably. You bit down on his lip, making his gasp in pain as he opened his mouth to let your tongue in.

He tasted sweet, like his favorite coffee creamer. You groaned against his hot mouth, loving the taste as your tongue trailed over his own. His hot lips worked with your own, not even putting up a fight for dominance. He knew damn well he'd be on the losing end anyway.

You left his lips, loving how he sucked in the air he had been deprived of. Your lips began trailing down his jaw, giving it small nips here and there before getting to his neck. You loved being able to mark him up, it always caused him to have to get a new wardrobe since his normal shirt was baggy and would reveal to his students just how much of a slut he was.

Your cool hand went under his shirt, feeling his warm skin against yourself. You kneaded the skin there for a moment, watching his expression turn bashful at your simple touching. Then your hand began trailing down to his pants, quickly pushing down the baggy pants and his underwear.

His cock sprung free, the tip already dribbling precum as you wrapped your hand around him. Jacq let out a high pitched whine, both loving and hating your harsh grip on his cock. His hips bucked into your hand, craving more friction from you.

"Now Jacq, be patient and you'll get what you want." You said, lips still pressed against his neck. You couldn't help but bite down on his neck, despite knowing how large of a bruise it would leave tomorrow morning.

Jacq let out another groan, feeling sweat forming on his skin. He was biting his lip desperately as he used his forearms to hold him up on his desk. Your hand twisted up his cock and you swiped your thumb over the head, before sliding back down. You took a moment to part from his neck and took your hand off. Jacq let out another whine, but you quieted him with one look.

You quickly spat on your hand in order to lube it up, then went back to jacking him off. Your hand gliding more fluidly over his twitching length.

"I-if you keep that up I won't...hah!" Jacq whimpered as your grip got tighter.

"I know baby, come on, I want to see you cum for me." You encouraged him. You felt his cock twitch at the words and soon enough, his cum was coating your hand. He looked close to tears as he managed to bring one hand to his mouth to bite down on his knuckles. You watched him for a moment as he began coming down from his high; his eyes half lidded and small panting breaths escaping him.

As soon as he came back to, he felt your lips against his own. This time it was far more gentle; your clean hand went and cupped his cheek as you dipped his head back. "Such a good boy...now let's get cleaned up and go home. You've been here too long." You said, your lips brushing against his own with every word.

"Okay..."

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[thecommunalfoolboy]

What your favorite Lupin The Third Character says about you

When people make these they always just say nice things and traits of the character and it’s dumb so here’s me being right

Anyway my reputation for misogyny is legendary

Ok this largely depends on if you like edgy Jigen or goofy ah Jigen but

You desperately need to stop getting into arguments online, both in general and on whether Jigen is deep and emo or a silly guy

Gay Gay homosexual gay 🫵

You took one look at him and Lupin and said “Damn these bitches gay!” In a half joking way but the show itself proved you right in 10 seconds

Lol emo

Ok but actually seek psychiatric care

You either write porn about him in your head or you’re extremely asexual

There’s something weird going on with your gender but that’s kinda true if you watch this show in general

You’re too broke to get that next piercing don’t do it

You’re either as devastated about them whitewashing our boy as I am or you should be

Hey remember they whitewashed Goemon too you should be equally as mad about that

You head canon he speaks Spanish

Go to bed

He’s a nice man

Seek help brother

You play with jpegs like dolls

Beneath your eyes is a deep dark hole of information on this show’s lore

You also hate him so much and you want to see him die painfully <3

You want that twink OBLITERATED

You should really raise the price on your art it is so much better than you think it is

Some of you have only seen the first and it shows

“Brother,,,,, help me,,,,,,”

“Long live the king……”

Lol you thought I’m not letting you off that easy you’re deeply traumatized You’ve never felt safe in your life and the most inner hurt part of you desperately needed an adult to help you at a time in your life when you should’ve been worried about learning your times tables not whether you’d survive another day and one of the reasons you’re drawn to characters like this and collect fictional fathers is because you see a glowing smile and an infallible hero who could’ve saved you when you needed it the most

Or you’re Japanese native but like

Autism 👿

Woah dude are you like… autistic???

Stop looking at his tits

A small but significant subsection of you people are just racist and cannot be normal about Japan

If someone asked your thoughts on him you’d just be like :)))) the silly

You have way too many screenshots of him looking weird in the background

You def hate part 5 and twcfm

Whenever tms forgets he exists for a while you still watch it but you look like a wet kitten

You’re def short

You need to stop coping and accept it he looked fully insane in part 3 the hair is so so bad

You’re probably transmasc

I just wanna say I’m so sorry

She’s an ugly bitch there I said it

STROP BEING HORNY

You’re probably a girl

And definitely bi

Y’all probably know the least about the show as a whole

Good for you!! You actually touch grass

Or again you’re in the racist subgroup

The titles for each character confuse you but you only realized this one’s Fujiko because either I just said it or you saw the “stop being horny” and knew

You probably have insanely hot takes on the show

They did your girl dirty im so sorry

You’d die on the hill of whichever of her hair colors you think is best but at least you’re dead

I’m scared of you

Hey you should watch the first if you haven’t already

Zemigamna 🥺

You cry every time someone says Yata was boring and didn’t need to be in the show

Miyazaki studio gibli ass 🫵

Please you still have time left you can get out before you become obsessed you’re not in too deep yet RUN RUN SAVE YOURSEL

Or this show is all you have left and it’s infinitely too late for you no in between

Again probably a girl

You’re definitely not normal about fujiko either

You hate that one movie where he’s a dick with a burning passion and you would write 20 page essays on it

If you’re obsessed with him you probably have a chronic illness (same bestie) or major physical disability

Anyway if I fully clocked you let me know I think it’s funny to see you guys suffer

[canonically47]

reviewwwwwwwwwwwww

hi anon ur on time as always!!

disventure camp all stars episode 5 spoilers!

(but you knew that)

i was wrong on... so many theories, but that's fine! i actually think this might be my favorite episode of the season so far and i couldn't really tell you why, i think stuff is just finally being put into motion

it's annoying as hell to see my favorite alliance be exposed by one of my favorite characters, WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO ROOT FOR?? jk it's the villains' alliance because three of my favs are on there. miriam is craftyyy though

i audibly giggled at some stuff yul said but "thunder thighs"?? THUNDER THIGHS?????????? oh my god i need this twink obliterated. get in the grinder i will turn you into a burger patty

riya was pretty fun this episode. i have to admit i'm disappointed grett wasn't the one to vote yul but i think it's too early in her arc for her to stand up against him anyways. it's definitely being built up, but it's not the time yet. it's also in-character for riya to do that, and letting connor take the fall instead of herself? god how does connor even stand her? i love evil women i have turned a new leaf i support women's rights AND wrongs riya kiss me let's have a PASSIONATE make out session

tomden friendship has become one of my favorite dynamics, and while i'm still unsure if i like tom, aiden definitely has some good moments in this episode as always

i wonder if tom and jake will EVER make up like this is just so complicated atp.. tom admitting he's been ignoring jake and that hesitation he showed in the confessional - oh my god pleaseee talk to each other pleaseeeee

ellie lying to gabby :( please don't miscommunicate lovelies you're the only good couple left to see on the show

fiore being scared to lose :( my sweet little girl :( she's a manipulative bitch but she's still just an eight-year-old girl :( i love her sooo much :( please go forth baby you can do it :(((

i am so curious as to how ally's arc will play going forward, i wonder if tess will have a role in it too. i'm definitely excited to see the next few episodes

speaking of the next few episodes, EMILY AND YUL??? SNEAKING OUT????? i think a cheating plotline is too far-fetched, going against the chat here lol, but i wonder if emily could be helping yul cheat in the game. she seemed nervous to leave kristal, trevor and derek, i don't think she would've been as nervous to leave for her secret lover rather than a contestant she is secretely helping. then again, since yellow team just lost last episode, i don't know what she could be helping him with. THEN AGAIN, THEN AGAIN, what if yul texted her BECAUSE he was angry with her for not helping? idk man i'm just happy to be here

brushing past the fact that alec barely had any lines, fiore and ellie were in the trenches, aiden did almost nothing, and james still isn't here, even though my top five were pretty useless this episode, i kinda liked it. the plot advances really nicely, paving the way for a grett comeback at yul arc that i am sooo sure will happen, fiore's revenge on her team, ally's comeback and her possibly making merge - though how much plot armor will magenta team get? jake still has to make up with tom, fiore with alec, so only ashley could be voted out, but how? i wonder if they'd want her to make merge this time or not?? - ellie and gabby fighting, tess and ally reuniting, just... a lot of good stuff all around that i am excited to see. i hope the villains can pull through, because if yul and riya could work together, NOBODY would be safe. and i am also curious about grett's fate... she is the lesser evil among every villain, and i am excited for her story!!!

solid episode i'll give it a 9/10 which i think might be the second highest rating i would give an episode (the first episode gets a 10/10 just because it's so fun!!)

[boasamishipper]

Radar O'Riley and Beau "Cyclone" Simpson, please.

Radar O'Reilly

Sexuality Headcanon: literally no one at mash 4077 is straight and radar is no exception (i am of the firm belief that hawkeye was his queer awakening) Gender Headcanon: male A ship I have with said character: i thought he and patty (8.04) were really sweet together! i hope they find each other again stateside 🥰 and i also really liked him and linda nugent in 7.20. A BROTP I have with said character: i love his relationships with henry, hawkeye, and klinger in particular. A NOTP I have with said character: i don't really ship him with anyone other than linda and patty, but the idea of romantic henry/radar or potter/radar really squicks me out. A random headcanon: i heard radar was going to get his own spinoff at some point where he's a divorced police officer, to which i say Nope, that boy stayed in iowa, got married, and had a big family with lots of kids (the first of which was a boy who he named henry). General Opinion over said character: a sweetheart whom i love and had some of the funniest lines on the show. i think about 'we don't use straws in combat, fella' every day of my life.

Cyclone Simpson

Sexuality Headcanon: cyclone 'iceman happens to be a man i deeply admire' simpson is gay and that's final Gender Headcanon: male A ship I have with said character: started out as a crack ship but i genuinely like the idea of cyclone/admiral cain (they bond over wanting that twink [mav] obliterated) A BROTP I have with said character: cyclone&warlock A NOTP I have with said character: truthfully i'm not a huge fan of cyclone/warlock, nor am i a fan of cyclone/mav. he absolutely wants that twink obliterated but Not Like That A random headcanon: cyclone is one of the youngest pilots to ever be top gun (this headcanon brought to you by me standing in front of a board pepe silvia style trying to figure out how in the world cyclone could have been top gun in '88 if jon hamm is almost a decade younger than tom cruise) General Opinion over said character: not one of my favorite characters, but i am as ever a fan of jon hamm's lovely face

send me a character!

[hauntedwizardmoment]

I do think there is an underrated but also my secret favorite configuration of emotionally exhausting threesomes we’re forgetting which is LJ3Porter. But. The contrivance of getting j4 to interact w Porter is already a struggle so maybe they can swing it only on my head. (That being said maybe I shouldn’t say too much but LJ3porter is a not so secret surprise tool for later for me)

LJ3porter is soooooo. like clearly this is for j3's benefit, right? like ellie's playing along because j3 really wanted this. but like. once she's in the room with porter its very much like

because she is SO portercoded. she's literally butching it up extra hard because she's competing for j3's affection. and porter finds it sooooooo enchanting there's something so hot about knowing that she hates his ass and he can't have her. but they can share this (j3).

i think this ends with j3 like. absolutely destroyed. that twink has been obliterated. to shreds, you say? etc etc. and meanwhile j4 and porter are having the world's most tense post-coital standoff because j4 wanted to be the one to get j3 a glass of water afterwards but porter already did.

and i think the real emotional exhaustion for j4 comes from her like. still feeling a draw to porter because she's Of Jace. jace isnt even in the room and he's still fucking with all three of them. so she's like domming j3 but secretly envying j3's position but also competing with porter for who can treat j3 better but also vehemently denying her own porter-coding. absolute nightmare i love it <3

[bread--quest]

oc tournament: preliminary round!

i need to cut the amount of ocs down to 16 in order to do this properly. now, the bracket is seeded by amount of posts in the character's tag, and conveniently, the bottom 4 are all from the same story! some of the crabs have to be tossed out of the crab bucket (this joke makes sense if you know that the story they're from has the working title "crab bucket mentality")

THE COMPETITORS: (the competitors)

Lillud Sabir. 20, they/she/he/any, really not worth talking about. hates having attention on them. please ignore her and fail to notice she exists. please talk about all your secrets near him. also hopelessly in Something with:

Renuti Gilberg! 20, they/them, bears an unfortunate resemblance to a tumblr sexyman. pirate radio host! somehow both the smartest and the stupidest guy ever. kind of annoying but we love them anyone. the us government wants this twink obliterated.

Leah Mei: 20, she/her, older sister. girl who is doing her best and living her best life. theater nerd, activist with a focus on prison reform, cat owner, really good baker but horrible cook. out of all my ocs she's the one i would most enjoy hanging out with i think

Cactus Rivera. 23, they/them, owner of multiple plants. unemployed and beautiful. guy who is just simply here to have a good time and make some weird art

CHOOSE WISELY!!!! (choose wisely!!) the top two will be placed into the actual tournament!!

[rune-chaser]

tell me about those guys you just posted who are those guys

THEYYYY ARE GUYS FROM A NEW STORY THAT'S RATTLING AROUND IN MY BRAIN! It's my attempt to try and make my art weirder and has no title yet and also just a jumble of Events that Happen and Situations.

There's a lot of them So many of them. too many of them

There's a lot of everywhere nonsense below, you have been warned.

THE MAIN TWO I THINK ABOUT THOUGH are Wolf and Lake! Who I did some OC-tober stuff with!

Wolf is mean, she's a leader, she's ruthless, she protects her people, she refuses to let any perceived slight against her slide.

Lake is everyone's favorite, everyone likes her. She's able to heal wounds. Wolf has feelings for her that Lake does not return. Lake and Wolf have 3 kids Wolf has one son she had on her own She hates that kid (Dart) Lots of people dislike Dart, everyone wants that twink obliterated. Lake and Bristle have 2 kids Wolf trusts Bristle with her life She was willing to severely maim her because she thought Bristle was challenging her. There's 'Angels' that are Fucked UP.

(Pictured: Wolf dealing with a Beast Angel, one of 3 angel types)

and if you've made it this far here's one of the first things I properly did for Lake and Wolf

[selfshiplog]

Tiger’s eye and verdilite for scout

- @lish-self-ships

lish my ask game warrior 💪💪💪

Tiger’s Eye - jeremy is literally the number one hype man. he's pretty over the top and loud. he'll pat my back way too hard and excitedly babble praise and encouragement and only make teasingly mean comments after i do it if he knows it's really important.

Verdelite: HE'S A MENACE. he's obnoxious and irritating and everything he says makes my eyes roll so hard. i want to crush him into a little ball FREQUENTLY...... but he's my little bro. he's meant to be annoying and get on my nerves because he knows i'll love him regardless. he's such a sweetheart deep down and means well in all he does. he's so much smarter than he thinks and OK ILL STOP RAMBLING. I REALLY LOVE HIM. i see a lot of myself in him and i want to be there right at his side to help him grow into his best self

i got into tf2 yeeeaaars ago and scout was always my favorite because we were so similar. skinny whiteboy twinks from boston stick together etc. i also felt very annoying when i was younger and was always worried that people would hate me like people in the canon hate scout's antics. and as i grew older and found more confidence in myself he started to represent me when i was younger. and then it was kinda natural for him to fall into being a younger relative f/o for me :] i want to be there to help him and protect him but also tease him and have fun with him like an older bro should. give him the unplugged player 2 controller type beat but also obliterate anyone whos mean to him.

[theninthnoah]

genshin impact?

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most):

You would make me pick just one?????? I think Venti wins by a small margin, I like characters who are a little shady, characters who put up a front for whatever reason

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped):

Chongun!!! I wanna pinch his cheeks so bad

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave):

Shinobu! She's funnier and nicer than people give her credit for imo

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week):

Skirk!!! I wanna know more about this weird Abyssal swordswoman who could beat Childe with one hand behind her back

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave):

Rhinedotter. She may have done unethical magical experiments, and possibly caused the caused the calamity, but that just makes her sexier tbh

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason):

*pointing at Kaveh* I want that twink obliterated, I want him sobbing on the floor right now!!!!!

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell):

Alhaitham.

[selamat-linting]

i opened twitter for literally the first time in months to make a short update for my mutuals and i wanted to show them my current interests by reblogging some fanarts of my new favorite character and.

i typed the name of my blorbo, and third search result was his name + diperkosa (raped in indo)

thats the kind of result you get if you type anime waifu names. oh my god. but look, this guy, he's not an anime bishie or a character in a show popular with girls. he has a body type actual gays are into. so, that leaves me with one realization. the indo gays were thinking of the same thing as the gays of the english speaking internet. they want that twink obliterated.

[loving-jack-kelly]

vs but for our party

i want to seed this like a tournament bracket and make you guys do it irl lmao

teak could theoretically win, but meag would have to break their rolls so low streak. sal's hammer is overpowered, so I'm not counting that in the equation bc I made a mistake in letting him have it.

marjorie as a character could 100% win, I can feel it. they're so tough. i'd have to have spell lists from all the magic users to see what she'd be going up against, but on character strength and power alone, marj knows what it means to fight tough and win. they'd refuse to fight teak tho I think, and if teak and Marjorie teamed up i think they'd eviscerate the competition.

liv is a bit of a wildcard, but rogues aren't huge damage doers, at least not the way jack is playing him. i think liv would try and fail to talk his way out of it and then probably roll really low and get taken out at the knees. kal also has potential to do some pretty massive damage, but I also feel like he'd refuse to fight his friends. the true wildcard is reed, who as we've seen can do some pretty massive amounts of damage when he gets lucky. it'd be a question of how ruthless kait is willing to be with it, I think, and the rolls. a lot of reed's spells are saves not attack rolls, so I think i'd also have to compare skills and proficiencies to get a good read on that.

outside of dnd mechanics. i am now making a braket and I will go through match by match to see what I think on a character level lol <3

round 1 match 1: teak vs kal. i think teak might get the advantage here because he's small and very aggressive. i feel like he could wear kal down with some dancing around and avoiding at first, and then use his three axes to do some massive damage. also, as a barbarian, he takes half the damage from most attacks when he's in rage, and kal as a magic user has way less hit points. lol. teak sweep.

round 1 match 2: sal vs liv. sal would say "I want that twink obliterated" and then follow through with the promise. sorry liv lafflove, you wouldn't win this fight.

fittingly, reed and marjorie, my two favorites to win, got the by.

round 2 match 1: teak vs reed. little guys battle royale. i think reed could win if he played his cards right, but teak is much more aggressive. if teak could get himself into reed's space before reed could pull an erupting earth and do a lot of damage, teak takes it. if teak can avoid the erupting earth, teak takes it. i think I have to go with teak.

round 2 match 2: sal vs marj. marj take this one, though I'm sure nic would fight very hard to say otherwise. as a harpy, marj would know enough to blind him and then stay in the air, and while sal's ac is very high, he can't avoid the magic forever.

which leave marjorie and teak in the final, which does feel fitting. i don't think they would fight because they are family and they love each other <3 peace and love on planet earth, they go back to springsweet with all the riches of the quest and live happily ever after as a librarian and chaos carpenter.

[joculatrixster]

cr or lmk for the ask game? zephyr

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

COOKIE RUN:

blorbo - *holds up Ananas like the lion king* this is blorbo, from my blogs.

scrunkly -  Gingerbrave, Devil, and Custard III are all my sons ive adopted them devs can not CLAIM THEM-

scrimblo bimblo - *SLAPS GENRAL JUJUBE, SODA, AND KUMIHO* they r my besties they have lore u cant even wrap ur head around

glup shitto - i am staring into Bachalomoth(headmaster of forgotten academy), Mont Blanc, Cherry Choco(the conductor in the cocoa kingdom story) and Custard Cream II(custard’s canon dad + that one statue for the kingdom décor w/ the griffon)  EYES. i have so much lore for them they r ocs at this point!!!

poor little meow meow - PLAIN YOGURT OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT BASTARD HE DOESNT NEED TO BE FIXED HE SHOULD BECOME WORST KING SHIT

horse plinko - oh, Millennial Tree, no hesitation. TO THE PLINKO WITH THEE

eeby deeby - bye Dark Enchantress have fun in super hell u stupid bitch-

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LEGO MONKIE KID:

blorbo - Sun Wukong, hes just there sitting in my head hes not doing anything cool just being a little guy

scrunkly - i am throwing MK into a safe and throwing it into another, bigger safe his “just some guy” adhd AND autistic energy brings me so much SO much happiness oh my GOD thats a baby boy, he’d have a tumblr

scrimblo bimblo - *shakes Tang around like a maraca* wow this little guy can fit so much untapped uncool dad potential! cmon hes more than Pigsy’s husband or a Tripitaka reincarnation come on him and MK on their own have such a fun dynamic to explore!!!

glup shitto - *points at the secretary in the speedy panda ep* SHES SO COOL GUYS!!!! she literally stopped a fight between THE monkie kid and a giant ass mecha like it could be argued they pulled back not to hit her but that's clearly not what happened, that girlboss deserves more from this world oh my god she's so epic i imagine shes like Jin and Yin’s older sister figure does she even have a NAME!?

poor little meow meow - *pokes Spider Queen* girl how r u so useless yet so fun???? i want to be a badass so much but ur just a wine mom with 3 children who all have massive mommy issues

horse plinko - *yeets the mayor in* i want that twink obliterated!!!! I WANT THAT TWINK OBLITORATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eeby deeby - GOOD BYE PRINCESS IRON FAN ID SEND DBK FOR BEING AN OBJECTIVLY WORST PARENT BUT ALL MY FRIENDS THINK SHES HOT SO I MUST DESTORY HER

[doubleca5t]

What Your Favorite Black Sails Ship Says About You

Flint/Silver - Your new favorite meme is "I want that twink obliterated"

Flint/Thomas - You write fix fics for gay love stories with tragic endings

Miranda/Flint/Thomas - You believe the phrase “it’s not gay when it’s in a threeway” is for cowards.

Madi/Silver - You just want good things for John. Like if you cry every time.

Miranda/Flint - You're always a slut for grizzled tough guys who go soft for One (1) woman

Anne/Max - You would also commit murder for Max.

Anne/Jack - You don’t understand people who say they wouldn’t want to date their best friend, like, aren’t you best friends for a reason?

Anne/Jack/Max - You just want good things for Anne, which, considering what happens when things don't go well for Anne, is probably a good idea

Max/Eleanor - You're just here for some female authority figures

Flint/Billy - Your ideal relationship dynamic is one partner who does crazy shit and another partner to stands by going "hoe don't do it… oh my god"

Miranda/Thomas - You’re always a slut for a healthy and supportive marriage.

Eleanor/Vane - Your new favorite meme is that exchange that's like "go fuck yourself." "Fuck me yourself you coward"

Flint/Vane - This is the same joke as Vane and Eleanor, but you're also into slash

Vane/Jack - This is the same joke as Flint and Silver but even more so.

Billy/Vane - Your ideal relationship dynamic is someone who thinks they’re a top getting out-topped

Billy/Silver - You're just here for some dudes who didn't sign up for this shit

Billy/Gunn - Your ideal date involves hanging out in the background

Billy/Abigail - You are heterosexual

Flint/Silver/Madi - Your ideal date involves seizing the means of production.

Flint/Thomas/Silver - You just want good things for Flint, more-so than you want to make hard choices.

Thomas/Silver - You're just here for some British twinks.

Eleanor/Rogers - You’re always a slut for period dramas

The Walrus - You misunderstood the concept of this video

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[ID. Anonymous ask reading “Now that you’re caught up... favorite PC, and favorite NPC?” End ID.]

(I’m not sure if tumblr is still eating the answers to asks so im just doing this one as a post.)

I cant think of any character that i don’t like but probably still Hamid for favourite PC. Part of that is definitely that he has been the one constant even as the party shifts around him and he’s just so completely familiar at this point. But like, there’s just so much there in his relationships with the other characters and Bryn has managed to keep him growing through 191 episodes.

He might be somewhat tied with Sasha though but it’s hard to fully compare when her arc is finished and Hamid’s is still unfolding. But good lord, I was not expecting Sasha story to stab me in the heart like that.

For NPCs, Alex is pretty spectacular at them in general but like, I can instantly say it’s Wilde. The familiarity definitely plays into it again but Alex apparently also just googled what my type is when making him.

For most of the show I’ve also very genuinely wanted to see him suffer with an intensity that kinda surprised me, and not just to see the twink obliterated but like, I need to see this character go through hell and come out the other side. As you can imagine, Cairo started out quite delightful on that front and it just hasn’t stopped since. The letter from Sasha in 156 is admittedly still the hardest hitting moment in the show but Wilde’s death also genuinely got me in a way that I was not expecting.

Honestly, I am not the most emotionally expressive person and I genuinely consider it a testament to its strength that the show has managed to seep into my veins this much. It’s just kinda rare and precious for me to find something like it.