#i swear i'm being haunted
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you ever think that the x files is just a silly little show from the 90s and seemingly no longer relevant and then BAM a youtuber uses the theme song to denote something spooky and you're like ok they probably have no idea where that song is from so whatever? so you scroll on tiktok for a while and BAM a thirst edit of fox mulder with a million views comes across your for you page and you just chalk it up to the algorithm right? so you think oh boy i need something to take the edge off and then BAM the packaging for the edibles you just bought has aliens all over it and literally says I WANT TO BELIEVE across the top and then you're like ok. so maybe my silly little show from the 90s is more ingrained in the cultural zeitgeist than i thought.
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NO
NO
GODDAMMIT
WHY DOES THIS POST HAUNT ME
I HAVE SEEN THIS POST MORE THAN I CAN COUNT ON MY HANDS
MOON
ASS
MONDAY <3
#i mean....#dont get me wrong-#I understand why it exists#but it's not even monday#I swear I'm being haunted#inkyucu
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Squinting intensely at Will as he says that after thousands and thousands of years the bigfoot world suddenly looks like the 1950s (albeit like the Jetsons version). Mr. Campos that's a rather suspicious thing to say paired with that other suspicious thing people picked up on you saying in episode 1. You know, this:
🤨 Anything you want to share with the class, Will?
#HMMMMMM...... Plus the allusion to the hole in the stars people also pointed out... Plus everything Kelsey said comparing both worlds...#dndads#the peachyville horror#it's increasingly suspicious anyways. curiouser aaaand curiouser#dungeons and daddies#Yeah I finally listened to the episode lol#(been busy! and stressed! I started a job literally uh yesterday! got my fingerprints taken today??)#but yeah the ep was alright lol this one and last one left me wanting more for sure but still some good gags in there#Also the sound design was a lot of fun and I'm not just saying that cause I love electroswing I swear#But yeah I mean I'm blanking on other examples of this from previous seasons but ig it's like#Sometimes it's really funny when they avoid the ''dungeon'' but other times it just gets a bit boring#Same with choosing to interact vs not interact with the NPCs ig#(For example I stand by S2's biggest downfall ultimately being too little interactions/engagement with the kiddads)#So ah yeah lol#But like I said still some very good bits in there. I mean some episodes are gonna be stronger than others that's just how it is lol#Unrelated I'm a big fan of the ghost of Tony Collette momentarily making Blake italian#+ haunting the narrative with his theoretical physics thing which I totally forgot about sjjsksks so silly
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So like are they just hanging out inside of G'raha like Ardbert and Frey hangs out inside us or what.
#ffxiv#ff14#Haunted by: 2 dead(?) Allegan royals and himself from another timeline.#g'raha tia#unei#doga#the crystal tower raids#I'm going through this again on my alt and I'm still confused wtf they meant by this#Like are they being metaphorical or is he just like an anchor for their ghosts now#That funky ARR writing I swear
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Me: I want to talk about Louis de Pointe du Lac in the books and how he's constantly haunting the narrative whenever Lestat is the narrator, even when he's not physically present or Lestat isn't even consciously thinking of him, because Lestat is actually always thinking of him and remembering him and using him as his humanity compass, and...
The tiny rational part of me: can you PLEASE go to bed, you'll write a love letter to Louis once you've had more than 4 hours of sleep, I am begging you, your eyes are burning, your neck is aching, you're starting to get a headache and you're being slightly delirious.
Me: but Louis.
Rational me: LATER.
Anyway I love Louis and I love how Lestat completely adores Louis and I love how every single vampire of the Court, from the most ancients to the youngests, know that they belong together and no one should ever try to separate them.
Also Louis noping out of the entire drama with Amel and those clone guys to go peacefully read in his crypt far away from the entire drama is so FUNNY AND RELATABLE, like same mate, saaaame, I'm good reading about it, don't wanna live it, no thanks.
#rapha talks#rapha reads#the vampire chronicles#prince lestat#prince lestat and the realms of atlantis#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#loustat#anne rice#books#i swear louis is the only vampire with brains in this entire world#homeboy definitely understood early one that he should only deal with his own business and stay away from the insanity#or should i say he went insane in the 70s and kick-started an entire societal revolution and he didn't like that one bit#so now he'd rather be left alone to his own device and honestly he's so right#his only flaw is that he's entirely devoted to lestat but like. who can blame him.#but yeah he's the ghost he's rebecca haunting the manor and guiding the story even when he's not there#no wonder anne rice identified herself as being him or him being her i understand i understaaaaaand#oh man can someone take me out please#my mind does not want to shut up i'm tired of myself#anyway#i love louis#that's it that's the post
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My Tumblr followers. If and when you see this. Just don't look at twitter man
This year is cooked
Sorry for the vent but omg this year man THIS YEAR UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (read tags for context)
#2024 is done#worst year of my life#shitpost#kagevt#Hes coming back after his dramatic af graduation because he's a shit person because 3 months suddenly makes you a better person. Rent due?#People are beefing over whether fat nuggets or waddles is the better pig and saying hazbin copied gravity falls#Bc if we're talking cartoon pigs then 2007 spider pig Simpsons did it way before gravity fall so bad argument their#gravity falls#The dream smp members are being haunted by the ghost of their admins infection rate#Which is to say every dsmp member is gonna take a huge L this year and it's Eret's and Niki's turn currently#eret#niki niachu#AND ALL THE GOOD ANIMES IS ENDING SO I LITERALLY DON'T HAVE A DISTRACTION#AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON MR BEAST OML#vent post#vent#Eret and Ava Tyson were dating??? And Eret doesn't believe that she'd be “capable” of some of the bad thing she did WHEN ITS ALL PUBLIC INFO#mr beast#He sending out more lawsuits then batman has dollar bills#People are pressuring other people to join Mcc rising even though the team comp is literally too toxic got them#mcyt#Like if they don't want to play then don't make them play simple as. But NOOOOOOOOOO we gotta send disgusting shit and for what??#Have some dignity#I swear if another thing happens this year I'm throwing the YouTube and Twitter files into a nuclear bomb aimed at my brain bc I can't#And all that's on my mind is that if Technoblade could have seen the shit people are doing he'd be disappointed#I feel bad knowing he passed away without knowing the truth but I hope he's happy with what he did have#And my mental health is tanking#UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#chat i'm cooked
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my partner's family is 100% how i'm going to get covid
#i'm immunocompromised and i swear some people think that means hypochondriac who worries too much#her brother and his wife have covid. he tested positive on tuesday morning. on tuesday afternoon her parents saw the wife.#my partner wanted to see them this weekend and asked if they've seen her brother since he got sick and they said no.#it did not occur to ppl that the person who SLEEPS NEXT TO HIM and then TESTED POSITIVE a couple days ago was also included in that#on top of that her dad asked to hang out indoors because he's been feeling sick and didn't feel up to being outdoors...#i love them and it's important to spend time with them but oh my god how did you not put these pieces together#btw all this was revealed over an hour spent indoors eating together like. THEY DID NOT PUT IT TOGETHER#i really hope we don't get infected this round i hate this so much#please don't get me wrong her parents are genuinely a massive blessing in my life and i love them very much and am so so grateful for them#but i'm frustrated how unseriously the entire world is taking this#anyways if we get covid from them and not from my partner's brother's wife's family (half of whom are republicans) it'll be darkly funny#if i die from covid i'm haunting all of you btw for NOT FUCKING MASKING
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Y'all...
So a few months ago I decide to watch bbc Sherlock and being a devoted childhood fan of Sherlock since childhood I immediately become infatuated with the series.
Also.... Mycroft Holmes is a fucking all seeing genius and that mf knows it.
But....BUT
Hear me out y'all....
After seeing and completing the series I swear strange things have just been happening in my life which can only be described by the word "co-incidences".
Also, now wherever I am looking, my eyes are only somehow finding the infamous Sherlock Holmes novels and a picture of fucking MYCROFT HOLMES. I went to watch the new Mission Impossible movie for a change and who do y'all think I found in that one government scene? MYCROFT EFFING HOLMES! Again!!
I mean ...I admit that I might have cracked some jokes regarding Mycroft and his cake obsession but I swear I didn't mean any harm!
I swear people Mycroft is either haunting me or hunting me or BOTH 😭😭😭😭❤️💕
#mycroft holmes#Sherlock Holmes#sherlock holmes fandom#bbc sherlock holmes#bbc sherlock#bbc mycroft#arthur conan doyle#sherlock holmes novels#detective shit#good but weird#weird but good#the truth#I'm being hunted and haunted by mycroft freaking Holmes#l swear I won't make fun of you anymore just leave me alone man😭
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I'm going to be bitching about Star for a while now. I'll tag them all with #asc spoilers, but really what the fuck was this book?
#morningtalks#asc spoilers#The biggest flop I've ever seen in the history of everything#How could you even fail this so badly? Where did you think these were good ideas?#The Icestar thing I'm personally miffed about because I genuinely wanted Froststar. Not for her happiness but because she's the only cat#Who felt like she had a bit of a REASON to be leader#Look for the less obvious choices. Makes a senior warrior they ALREADY CONSIDERED leader#While she was off on a whole other adventure in Another Book You Gotta Buy Now To Know What Icewing Was Up To#While the Real Plot Was Happening#Splashtail is dead already when she arrives#Do these fucking morons really just sit on their asses AGAIN up until Icewing arrives/Frostpaw wakes up?#Timeskips of hell. I hate it here#Berryheart's death is also one I am FURIOUS about#Woman Died For Her Daughter So Now She's Good and All Her Family Mourns Her#They really had to go Redemption Death for the most radioactive piece of garbage in existence#She spent THE ENTIRE ARC being an absolute shithead berating her son/trying to KILL her own daughter-in-law#Manipulating (or at least trying to) Sunbeam. Plotting against Tigerstar within and outside of ShadowClan#Was fully into the plan to trap Tiger and co ''because then she could fix ShadowClan herself and get River out''#This fucking book I swear I hate it so deeply#How do you fail such an arc?#How idiotic do you have to be to not let Sunbeam (and Spireclaw) deal with their rancid mother once and for all?#Why does Sunbeam still Love Her So Much after everything?#(okay I know Trauma and Parents and growing up within odd situations and how you still kinda love them)#But Berryheart was a Problem the entire arc#Why?#It is really just because Berryheart is Mom and this Has The Mom Instinct still?#You let some rando horrendous man kill his own daughter in SkyClan's destiny by accident. Why can't Sun and Berry fight?#I wanted some horrific death for Berry. One that would haunt Sunbeam for a long time and maybe if needed cement her choice#To not return to ShadowClan because it hurts#Yes I wanted SUNBEAM to kill Berryheart (or at the very least Spireclaw)
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One of these days I'm gonna find that fucking hankcon fic I lost. Then I can stop losing my mind over it every few months
#felix speaks#hankcon#hannor#dbh#I am throwing this in the tags in the desperate hope someone can help me details to follow#post-good end hank and connor are either an established relationship right from the get-go or they get together pretty early on I think#the fucking scene that haunts me is that they're in bed together or something idk anyway someone attacks them at home#I thiiiiiiiiiink one or both of them are injured in this attack? Sumo is fine I think or if he's hurt he gets better I'm pretty sure#I also feel like I remember that this is how the other cops find out that hank and connor are a couple but I could be remembering that wron#also I swear to god there was this fic where the two of them quit being cops like right after the revolution but I cannot find it rn#and now I'm wondering if it's the same fic#I don't think it is? But what if#anyway if you know even just the fucking title and/or author I will owe you my life#was it deleted? am I just an idiot for not being able to find it? I have no idea and it haunts me#also yes hello I am alive I'm just deep in a depression hence the lack of posting
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i wonder if my ex best friend remembers my birthday every year the way i remember hers
#haven't really thought about her in a while#hope she's well#i don't think she remembers it#i often feel like i'm leaving flowers at the graves of people from my past#lately i've been haunted by thoughts and dreams about people i used to love#and i will always love all of them#no matter how badly i got hurt in the process#a piece of me fractures off when i love someone and i wish they'd keep that piece tucked away somewhere in the closet and dust it off somet#imes. i stil have every letter#every gift every photo every silly thing i've saved over the years#and i know that no one does the same for me#i wonder what my ex did with the drawings i made them after they dumped me for their ex. were they thrown out and forgotten#or maybe did they keep them in a drawer somewhere to find a few years down the line and remember my face. my voice. my laugh#i still have the letter i started writing for them about a week before they left where i was saying i regretted not telling them i loved th#and sometimes i wonder had they seen the finished product if things would be different#my reluctance to admit my love out of fear of being forgotten results in abandonment more often than not#my girlfriend now swears the pattern isn't going to repeat but i've heard that song before and lately i haven't felt safe#and loved the way i once did. she tells me to talk to my therapist. but i don't think it's in my head. i told her if she's thinking of#leaving to just do it now and spare me the pain of love burning out slowly#and maybe she'll listen and that terrifies me#i am my own biggest burden
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my friends, if you want to be successful in school, my advice to you is not to raise your dose of ADHD meds right before hyperfixating on your twin semi-original characters whose backstories have the Most Involved Comic Lore possible. i have written 7k of backstory and i'm not even at the modern day yet. at this point i am 99% physically comprised of the first 30 issues of hellblazer, daniel bruhl's 2021 indie film passion project, and kashmiri tea. thanks for coming to the TED talk
#mobile tbt.#kicking my feet and giggling about my lil astronaut guy who haunts dreams with the fear god that lives in his brain#and also his god's twin sister who's fuckin around on earth for the first time and doing Hella shots#also if daniel bruhl could quit being so Goddamn Gender all the time then there would be world peace i swear it#how am i supposed to tell a tibia fragment from a fibula fragment under these conditions i ask you. i need this brain for osteology class#anyway! i'm normal. btw next hellblazer comes out in under 2 weeks. i'm so goddamn normal. i'll delete this later i'm sure#back to being busy as hell i go
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"oh man, the winter is finally here so all the bugs will be dead now!"
the accursed maple bug:
#eirene screams to the void#please god save me i thought i was done with bugs now that i'm back at my parents place for a bit#but no#i swear to god i am being haunted by the corruption tma#also i literally just looked up red and black anime character and chose the first one that came up lol#anyways. please help me they are everywhere :)
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Made the connection last night that rain being in my dreams means that I'm experiencing inner turmoil.
No clue what to do about that, but I did figure it out.
#if i want already working on a project right now id return to the idea of turning my dreams into one-off comics because good lord#the plot. the symbolism. parallels in the imagery. all of these things and more#not to mention the occasional ethereal being telling me cosmic truths#i swear if i were in the Victorian era i'd either be sent to the seaside to stop being sad#or sent to an asylum for having insane dreams#truly haunted by the horrors#saber brain goop#saber dream time#omg wasn't#I'm not gonna redo all my tags to fix that typo
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May every fantasy writer properly write nonhuman creatures
#sorry I'm haunted by my rage towards the book about people with tails which barely described said tails#Pure hate and carnage I swear if they put one tailwhip one flick just anything beyond maingirl has no tail :( I would've been delighted#but alas not everyone loves the nunhuman...but seriously YOU FUCKING WROTE THE EVERYBODY HAS SPECIALBODYPARTSBOOK JUST TO NEVER MENTION THEM#like?? hello??#like imagine a catgirl book and the mc is a normal girl AND THEN YOU NEVER PROPERLY MENTION THE CATPARTS JUST THE LACK!#A GUY WITH NO ARMS WILL STILL PERCEIVE ARMS WTF WTF I'M GOING MAD THIS IS SICKENING#sorry my sole joy is imagining the sensory experiences of animals and nonhuman creatures so a book that utterly fails at that just sucks#you can give me the shittiest story but if it gives me the feeling of being a wild beast spreading it's furry paws on moist grass#while inhaling the crisp air birds chirping afar...If a story gives me that for the briefest moment? I wouldn't complain#but if a story just... neglects those things? I go feral! You had a chance why didn't you take it???
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I swear Colin is just speed running Jon's arc from Magnus Archives. In less then a season he's gone from being the grouchy Co worker, to incredibly paranoid, to foolishy smashing haunted objects. If he hasn't become God by the end of this season I'm going to be very disappointed
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