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Happy Good News Wednesday

Reblog for good news on Wednesday

But only on Wednesday. Any other day, and...

Well I haven't tested it yet, but I'm not liable for what happens when it's not reblogged on a Wednesday

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Me: can we please actually write something for one of my Pokemon Anime AUs for once?

Brain: Ben 10 crossover time fuck you.

Anyway AU where Ash is the wielder of the Omnitrix and Pikachu is also the wielder of the Omnitrix but for animals.

But isn't that just the Neme- Azmuth made a second Omnitrix for nonsapient species fuck you and your idiot crab.

Because Pokemon are a weird grey area they're in both databases, because it would make more sense for them to be in the Omnitrix wielded by an actual Pokemon but given that Meowth, most Legendaries and Alakazam exist they also absolutely have to be considered sapient.

The capsule drops in the woods just outside of Pallet Town about a month before the Journey begins

Pikachu's Omnitrix messes with Pokeballs so he's technically wild but between the fact he can't be caught and Professor Oak manually inputting his information into the League Files to avoid potential issues everyone assumes he's Ash's and nobody in the know sees any reason to challenge that assumption.

Delia, Oak and Gary are all in the know because they were there that night.

As always, first actual Villain is Animo. You'd think that having Pokemon to work with instead of ordinary animals would give him an advantage but then you remember that everyone else has Pokemon too.

Professor Oak and Agatha used to be Plumbers

Gary may or may not be part alien as a result and I might give him an Omnitrix knockoff for the sake of The OG Rivalry.

Team Rocket takes forever to figure out that Ash and Pikachu are the alien heroes who keep wrecking their plans.

Other Nintendo franchises are canon but only as other planets so I can use their species to fill out the roster. And occasionally include guest cameos.

Ash's Starting Playlist

Magmacho (Diamont) (from metroid)

Eatle (Oryctini)

Snaptrap (Mawile)

Upgrade (Galvanic Mechamorph)

Footstool (Goomba)

Dyrt (Unknown Species) (sea serpent but it swims through the desert)

Ghostfreak (Ectonurite)

Smashimi (Picene Cornobblite) (fish man with giant fists and super strength)

Goop (Polymorph)

Astrodactyl (Unknown Species)

Pikachu's Starting Playlist

Icknition (Vellix’s Sulfuric Glomeba) (flaming goo creature. smells bad)

Saber-Dupe (Panuncian)

Banana Beard (Tropius)

Micromutt (Pikmin Series Dog)

Enigmaw (Scarfy)

Terroranchula (Unknown Species)

Glaciersaur (Sheegoth) (also metroid)

Moledozer (Pyroxovore)

Psyche Out (Lucubra)

Spit-Take (Octorok)

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If I had my way I'd spend my life working in a community garden to feed people and cleaning the place I live in or helping manage resource distribution. And then I'd go home and make art.

But noooooo I have to make... *gags* .... money

Is it too much to ask to have a place to stay and food to eat

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I have a confession to make

I've been making TF2 fan comics for like 4 days now

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Hold on

There we go

In this big world is there a place for someone as little as me?

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Resumes are the worst

This Workhorse Will Do Any Task 🫡 They Are So Qualified 🙂 They Can't Write Any First Person Pronouns In Their Resume 🤓 Lest You Be Reminded Of Their Humanity 🤣 You Aren't Even Looking At This Resume 🙃 Because the AI You Trusted To Narrow Down Your Candidates 🥶 Didn't Like The Vibes Of This Resume 😱

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BEHOLD

a bug

Kthanksbye

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@goldenmiffen03 Yeah probably.

Back when I still lived with my brother, King would bark loudly at him whenever he started pestering Festus (my brother's pug, who we love very much and tease very often) Which eventually devolved into my brother giving King a pavlovian response to the words "i get you i get you i get you" whenever we were teasing Festus.

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I'm emotional about Cypress trees now

I watched a short documentary about them if you’re curious

there's some very poor cgi moments but I enjoyed it

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@vsvilevanities 🫵

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Had a dream last night that I was yet again trapped in a VR game that Markiplier was making a video of.

As in, I was the character that you play as in the game, and since it's a VR game you don't really see me and I'm not in control of the situation at all (Markiplier is) and so I'm just kind of along for the ride unless it's a cutscene. (Yes, this has happened before, exactly the same way.)

I digress. The game was pretty standard in terms of FNAF fan games: six levels, you face a new challenge in each one, blah blah blah. Very standard stuff. It kind of had the same gameplay ideas as Tattletail? Like every level, or "night", you face a new challenge, try to complete a new goal, it even takes place in a house that seemed pretty similar to the house in Tattletail.

Fifth night, everything has gone pretty smoothly so far, how hard could it be?

Very.

The fifth night was basically hide and seek/tag, but with a murder robot... because it's FNAF. The robot in this case was a shadow version of Funtime Freddy, which does actually become important later.

AAAANYway, the mechanics of the night were unbelievably difficult. The way that Shadow FTFreddy worked was much more logical than the usual "sneaky section" AI. Instead of losing sight of you and forgetting where you were, it would look around the last room you were in *very* thouroughly, and the game also had a noise level sensor, so in addition to being better at finding in general, it also listened for you.

Which wouldn't be so bad if every time it found you to chase you it didn't make the loud-ass noise from FNAF 3 that Purple guy makes when attacking in the minigames.

But the part that made it genuinely frustrating was that the goal of that night was to make it from one side of the house to the other without getting caught. You would spawn at the same door every time, but the enemy would spawn randomly. And, for some godforsaken reason, it was allowed to spawn right in front of the door you spawn in at the start of the night.

So most attempts at the level resulted in getting caught immediately, accompanied by that loud-ass noise.

Finally, after a good amount of attempts and much frustration, Markiplier got lucky enough to get past the first section of the house, but not without getting spotted. He hid behind a couch in another room, at which point we discovered, much to our mutual horror and anguish, that this night had more surprises, that surprise being the second half of Funtime Freddy... Bon-bon.

Who had been hiding behind the couch the entire time and yelled to Freddy where we were.

And this is where the part of the dream that really stuck with me comes in.

Shadow FTFreddy walks into the room, and takes off the mascot head to reveal... some guy? A little skrunkly, you know, brown hair, more oval shaped face, has a light beard-- average white guy.

At this point we got caught and I woke up out of frustration but I thought about it... and I wondered to myself... Funtime Freddy has a voice actor... Kellen Goff, right?

Wait a damn minute.

Oh my god it was Kellen Goff

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Yeah just one bone should be fine...

Frontal bone?

What bone is- !

WAIT

*furiously looking it up*

OHHHHFUCK

MY FRONTAL LOBE

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

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Looking up Master Kohga on YouTube to fix my mental state was a mistake I've watched all of the stuff that's good already...

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Mm...

I need sharper teeth