#i swear i be sobbing

[stargirl230]

thanks for the light

I was just trying to figure out how procreate works but then the op brainworms got to me and 35 hours later here we are! can you tell I miss home-cooked meals :')

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[wombywoo]

dry drowning

[angelcake10023]

“You’re better off without me….” 💔

Oh god it got sad- oh no- gaaahandmmd- the separation scene for the Curious MK Au

Bonus

After he’s gone

Regret

[27nox]

Tbh I was thinking twice of posting this but who CARES. Billford but make it TOXIC YURI with a TWIST ✨ Reverse Roles and Genders 👀

(My holy trinity are now complete SKKSSKSKS welcome! If this gets much attention I’ll make introduction for this AU, if not say goodbye to this wonderful and amazing idea/hj)

[ping-ski]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @crystalmagpie447 !! tosses fistful of confetti and skitters away

[eatsurspleen]

everyday i get jealous of those people who write essays analyzing, picking apart, and overall appreciating their favorite character's dynamic with another, the character's personality, or backstory cause im usually left like this when i think about Marcille for too long

[acnologias-ass]

Bet you yajeh is gonna make that exact face before he turns one

For the sake of this joke he's 2/3 yo, so that he has his teeth 😂 (the last part is obviously based on that recent meme)

[za0mbie]

Julaby doodles!! Human x puppet has been a not so secret guilty pleasure of mine JUST LOOK AT EM😔🤲🏼

[haze-of-hyperfixations]

wait, hold on.

"i need you to always be devout, and comply with this, or we'll all die in this, okay?" was right before Eurylochus went against orders to open the bag. and Odysseus was right, people died for it.

and Eurylochus doesn't go against a direct order after that. because he's learned what happens when he does.

but then Odysseus orders him to light up six torches, and he does it without question. because why would he question it? Odysseus knows what he's doing, of course he does.

then six men die. and Eurylochus is faced with the truth that there is no way to avoid tragedy. all paths lead to the same end. rebel against your captain, your friends die because of you. follow orders, your friends die because of you. there's no escaping the death that follows them, and Eurylochus always ends up with unintentional blood on his hands. he's exhausted.

"Ody, we're never gonna get to make it home, you know it's true."

[dietmimo]

“Kids what do you want?”

“Pizza!”

“Burger!”

“BAAHT!”

——-

AU where with enough coins you can find junk food from the Dokkaebi Bag.

[kiiseru]

"I'm sorry. I feel like I don't know how to...take care of you anymore."

[residentinsomniacartist]

wait wait wait guys have you ever thought about how the Mighty Nein are everything they shouldn’t be upon first glance

no no guys guys listen to me they’re all the antithesis of what they’re meant to be and that’s why they’re such amazing and heartfelt characters

like, Caleb is a wizard who’s afraid of his own fire magic. his own power causes him to falter in battle. his strongest spells are his most dangerous to himself. wizards are supposed to be prideful of their magic, but Caleb’s is the reason he hates himself

Beau is a monk who never wanted to be. her job is one that people normally associate with being calm and collected and Beau was a wild rebellious kid who got dragged into this line of work against her will. she never wanted to be this!! but now she is and she’s gotta deal with it!!

Fjord is a warlock who never wanted power from his pact, which is why you’d think a warlock would make their pact at all. but no. Fjord made his pact because he wanted to live, not because he wanted power. he was a scared orphan who hated his tusks, not a buff, muscled, angry half-orc like people assumed

Nott is NOT, that’s the whole crux of her narrative! she wasn’t pretty, like a halfling girl was supposed to be. she wasn’t a goblin, she was just transformed into one. and not only that, but despite being a three-foot-tall alcoholic kleptomaniac, she’s the mom of the group!

Jester is a Cleric whose god isn’t actually a god and who would much rather bash bad guys over the head with her lollipop than have to stop and heal her friends!! she’s a bubbly, optimistic ray-of-sunshine, but you know when she says she’s gonna change the world with friendship she means it as a threat

Mollymauk is an amnesiac, but he doesn’t want to remember who he was. if you ask him, that wasn’t him! he might be a flirtatious hedonistic carnie, but he’s also single-mindedly devoted to making the world a better and more loved place than it was when he found it. he’s a liar, but he means well. he’s an arrogant fool, yes, but he’s right! he did it! he left it better!

Caduceus seems like he’d be creepy and grim from growing up in a graveyard, but he’s actually the most chill out of the entire Nein by far. he’s calm, he’s sweet, and he’s comforting, more than anything else. you’d think he’d be amazed by seeing the outside world for the first time, but he spends the whole time knowing that one day he’ll return home, that he wasn’t supposed to be the one to leave

Yasha is a barbarian with skeletal wings and a dramatic, monochromatic look, but she’s a complete sweetheart. she’s Molly’s best friend, she was a carnival bouncer, she’s a lesbian disaster who collects pressed flowers in a book out of love for the wife she lost. those black wings were actually hiding soft white feathers

Essek was born straight into the den of politics, he was a spymaster, he literally started a war for his own gain, and yet. he’s sounds irredeemable on paper, but. he’s not!! sure, the Nein kind of have to drag his alignment kicking and screaming into neutral, but they manage it. Essek learns and grows and he overcomes his nature. he becomes good, against all odds

guys guys guys don’t you see it!! look at them!!they’re such compelling characters!! they’re everything they’re not supposed to be!! dude y’all how didn’t I realize this earlier!! they subvert their narratives in the most interesting ways ever and I justhshsbhshshsjnsmshsnhsfn!!

[committingcrimes-2047]

I'm thinking about Vander x reader- im thinking about a story where they are maybe childhood friends and then they end up fighting on the bridge together but get separated and no one knows where Reader is so they assume theyre dead only for them to show up a year later.

Imagine Reader showing up at the last drop as its closing and Vander has his back to them and tells them that hes about to close up shop and they just sit down and maybe ask for a super specific thing that they always used to order and he like turns around and realises its them and it goes from there.

I know people are in agony with the new season so I thought I might as well throw some silly little ideas out into the wild. Please tag me if anyone writes this- not because its my idea but because im desperate for more Vander please and thank you.

[dekariosclan]

If no ones sent them to you yet, these are the lines for the other characters being partnered. cheers

Jealous Gale Pt. 2

Ahh! 💖 Thank you so much for answering my plea from my Jealous Gale post!

For reference, so they are all together one location, here are Gale’s comments on Astarion and Shadowheart:

Gale: “He has a certain charm about him, Astarion does. Then again, so does a tiger when it purrs.”

Gale: “There’s something…unspeakable about Shadowheart. But I mean that in a good way. She seems to me like a bud on the cusp of bursting into a rose. That, or deadly nightshade.”

Now, having read all of them together, I have to say that the wine really did enable Gale to unleash some scorching verbal fireballs 😂 (did he have go SO hard on Wyll?? 🤯 Good lord sir, that man is a sweetie pie, how could you!)

But also, seeing all these together, there’s one thing I’m noticing that I hadn’t even thought about before…

All of these criticisms are about how the other romance companions would make ‘unsafe’ / ‘unfit’ romantic partners (even Gale’s criticism of Wyll—though it’s less ominous than the others—is about the danger of overconfidence / self-aggrandizement).

If Gale just wanted to prove that he’s a ‘better’ choice, he could have boasted about himself, and pointed out that the others can’t ‘wow’ Tav with magic like he can, etc. But instead, he chose to focus on how dangerous the others are…

…because he has a bomb in his chest. And he knows he’s the riskiest romantic partner of all. One who can’t even kiss Tav (even though he desperately wants to) because it’s too much ‘excitement’.

So…the only way he has a chance with Tav is if he convinces them that the others are just as dangerous as he is.

😭

[frownyalfred]

Okay hear me out: Batlantern rewrite of “Me Before You”

[mabaki]

Commission for @sleidog! Mabaki vs Vinetooth Runa!

I normally don't post commissions but since Mabaki was requested to be in this piece, I'm posting it!!

Sketch lines

Context: Rhywel woke Runa up and Mbk has to face the consequences LMAO