#i still cannot draw backgrounds for shit
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buymyfinepies · 2 days ago
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Oh look! My will to draw is back! Who’s that? It’s Ratiorine with the steel chair!!
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lil-gingerbread-queen · 5 months ago
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Later, Bruce finds him climbing the cave to join the bats.
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anastoundingmango · 2 years ago
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google search ‘what does it mean if my stress-induced hallucination can give me accurate information on events i was never at’ followed by google search ‘types of prophetic visions’
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goat-van · 2 years ago
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I read this really cool fic named “from now until the end” by gin (tabanthas) on ao3 and I loved it so much I wanted to draw something for it :) 
(here’s the fic link btw, it’s very good just make sure you mind the tags cuz it’s angsty)
also TW for some blood and violence in my drawing, it’s not too gory but like ye.
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(also no bg ver)
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bitegore · 2 months ago
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ngl i think i kind of was a genius for being like 'yeah this character is a scary killyou cannibal scary killer who scary kills you' and then realizing that the way my worldbuilding works out is that there's a nonzero chance that if you leave literally any body parts over they can just come back, depending on what they believe in their heart of hearts can kill them. Of course she'd start eating her kills. She probably tried normal stuff first and then realized it didn't work and she had to try harder if she wanted to actually keep them dead.
#red rambles#im working on a character who i made up years and years ago and wasnt even happy with then because he didnt seem to have enough like#interior thoughts he was just like a guy who killed people when he was stressed and his life was constantly stressful and then he killed on#person too many and they were like 'this is fucking untenable and he has to die' and then they killed him#which is soooooooooo absolutely nothing honestly. Like it works as a barebones summary but i want to stress there was actually straight up#nothing else there. the entire rest of his whole whatnot was just being entangled with Haven who is a different character who at the time#ALSO felt unsatisfyingly lacking in interiority but at lesat he had really complex motivations and action flowcharts. that werent just 'i#get grumpy and i just go kill some random person with no regard for what the consequences will be and then i am so mean and i kill you'#now theres a lot more happening. i really didnt. like.#okay so i had a Backstory worked out but it was vague because i didnt know what the fuck he WANTEDDDDDDD right like. i had no motivations a#literally all except 'oohhh i kill people ooohhh i like killing people ooohhh im erratic i kill people' and the background i HAD was like.#Upper class scion of some rich family whose family honest to god just did not like him very much and also [gestures vaguely] i guess he#maybe kicked dogs or something and then he ??nebulous timeline meets haven and then kills his sister or kills his sister and very quickly#thereafter meets haven but i usually lean toward the former because haven LOVES convincing people to kill their whole families its like#cathartic for him because he would love to kill his entire family but physically cannot do it. but like kind of the implications of this#as far as i was concerned given this is set in the mid 1800s was like. ehhh he's getting away with this because he's rich white and male an#it pays to turn a blind eye to his indiscretions or w/e. a genderswap means that she'd be subject to a lot more scrutiny on basis of like#misogyny. LOL. and i already had the preexisting 'hates half sibling' (i genderswapped the sister into a brother because why not) and 'hate#parents' and 'parents strongly dislike her' and 'unsettling' and it worked nicely to start giving me actual fucking. Literally anything to#work with there. because it means that by going off with Haven she walks out of one situation where she has like 0 agency into another one#and like to be clear i respect anyone who is sitting around in haven's general vicinity for snapping and just starting to kill people. me t#but this works. SOOOOOOOOOO much better for real#im still working the kinks out but like also this means that she wins. she wins like multiple times actually. she comes closer to killing#haven than anyone since he learned what fucking species he was and causes him more trouble in the interest of getting the FUCK out of there#than anyone else has and then she fucking gets what she was going for against literally every effort haven could've made over ~five decades#get owned loser.#every time i draw her i cant help it i write some shit like PLEASE JUST GET DIVORCED on it even though i wrote the fucking narrative i know#it will never fucking happen and thats why she does all this shit instead#in another world she'd be like the wildly capable owner of Raytheon 2 or some other shit like that. like she'd never be a nice or good#person but she wouldn't be dead. god she could be in charge of a country or some shit. Alas. Please get divorced.
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royaltea000 · 8 months ago
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Would you guys make fun of me if I posted horny with the most god awful background be honest 🥺
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buggachat · 7 months ago
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adrien never went to public school / adrienette have never met AU where Ladynoir are dating but Marinette has beef with Adrien Agreste™ on twitter, spurred by her interest in the fashion industry and her friendship with Mylene. ads are all over the place of Adrien promoting products like air in a bottle and NFTs and just generally so many products that are extremely poor taste/bad for the environment. Marinette tweets about beauty standards in the industry and all the shit Gabriel brand does to the environment and how Adrien Agreste perfectly encapsulates it all.
Adrien, of course, never responds to any of her tweets. her tweets are just white noise in the background. she is nowhere near on his level. one day Marinette tweets out something akin to "if I saw Adrien Agreste irl i'd punch him in the face" and her twitter gets banned for Threats of Violence, Alya draws attention to the injustice of it via the Ladyblog and suddenly "I want to punch Adrien Agreste in the face [gets banned]" becomes a bit of a meme. NOW people know who Marinette is and are listening to what she's saying (on her new account or whatever). Chat Noir also tweets that he wants to punch Adrien in the face
A hashtag trends. Marinette caves and starts tweeting about the scandals of the industry on her Ladybug twitter too. Adrien's twitter and instagram comments are flooded with both threats to punch him but also just generally critical comments like "nice pic and all but are you not going to address the sweatshop allegations?". Adrien still does not address it. At most he turns comments off. Marinette is gnawing at the wood of her desk.
Then a Ladybug and Chat Noir identity reveal happens.
Marinette is stunned. Absolutely mouth agape. Cannot form words. Chat Noi— NO, ADRIEN— ADRIEN FUCKING AGRESTE looks at her and is like "oh ha :) .... Marinette Dupain-Cheng, right? You're the girl who wanted to punch me hahaha"
after recovering from her world being shattered, she's like...... "hahaha...... um............... yeah...... uh..... so you... DO know who i am. and you're just. ignoring it then. hahaha... ok... thats....... fine..... anyway..... u-uh...... im not... gonna actually punch you. but. um. k-kitty do you um. maybe want to stop promoting deforestation and all that"
he's like "I don't"
she's like. "yes you do. literally in your newest ad you said to the camera 'who needs trees when bottled air is the way of the future'. like did you really read that line out loud and not see a problem with it"
"yeah, that wasn't me"
"what are you talking abou—"
"it's deepfaked"
"..... what"
"all of my ads in the past few years are deepfakes. I complained too much so my father fired me. turns out that i signed away all rights to my face and voice to him when I was 13 or something. he can just use my face and voice and name however he wants. he generates ads. i dont even have access to the 'Adrien Agreste' twitter or insta accounts. sometimes he makes me do runways but beyond that I'm not involved in all."
"... ... ... ... ... what"
"yeah haha... :") im sorry. i wish i could help you more. but he never listens to me. i don't like it either, i.... i've asked him to stop sooo many times. but he never listens to me. i hate seeing my face used without my consent but haha.... i don't... have any rights here so. sorry. i really wish i could help more"
and now marinette hates "Adrien Agreste"™ ads/posts EVEN MORE and is threatening to kill Gabriel Agreste himself. all while kissing the real adrien agreste silly
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weirdmageddon · 10 months ago
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my friend came up with some jigsaw shit last night and im speechless
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alt text:
the smosh babies challenge
the challenge where you need to watch every episode of smosh babies within 24 hours
**you may**
- watch with friends who are also taking the smosh babies challenge. this may only be done over the phone or a voice call so you dont accidentally divert your attention from smosh babies during the challenge. while there is no limit on how many friends you can take the challenge with, managing your group and ensuring that nobody cheats makes the challenge significantly more difficult and is not recommended. the ideal group is 2-4 people
- take up to 3 breaks of any desired length
- eat while watching
-play with cards during breaks
- be creative during breaks (drawing, writing, singing, etc.)
**you may not**
- call anyone NOT doing the smosh babies challenge with you. the only voices you will hear during the challenge are the voices of those participating, and the voice cast of smosh babies. texting during breaks is still allowed.
- go on post-based social media until every episode has been completed. no tumblr. no twitter. nothing like that. this extends to public discord servers too. the only use case for social media is instant messaging apps to text people directly and stay in contact with the person youre executing the challenge with. if someone sends you a video, youre not allowed to watch it. you also cannot conspire to get your social media fix by asking people to send you screenshots. being in cahoots and trying to outsmart the system is considered cheating.
- be "desynced" with your friend taking the challenge. you must both be watching the same episodes at the same time. preferably using a screen sharing system or watch together app
- consume any sort of media during breaks or during the 24 hours the challenge is in session
- have other tabs or music open. no texting friends while smosh babies is in progress. you are allowed to text people during breaks. the only exception to the music rule is that you are permitted to listen to music during a 1 of your 3 breaks. it is highly recommended that you use your music break when you go to sleep. if you need to leave to go to the store or do something during a break and music is playing, that is ok. however, you are not to have any influence or control over said music. no loopholes
- draw or entertain yourself otherwise while smosh babies is on in the background. **you must pay attention to each and every episode of smosh babies. do not look for any sort of loopholes**
- skip the credits. drawing during the credits IS allowed, but ONLY if youre drawing the smosh babies. they must recognizably be smosh babies. no complicated abstractions or jumps in artistic logic to avoid drawing smosh babies. once the credits are over, you must" stop drawing. i personally recommend you use this time to draw as fast as you possibly can
- watch the episodes out of order
- watch the episodes at a faster speed
every episode must be watched to completion within the 24 hour timeframe
the challenge is officially over once every episode has been watched. your reward is a sinking feeling
and if you cheated, i hope you feel genuinely awful. the smosh babies challenge is a commitment. if you could only win by cheating, i need you to know that it was all worth nothing. im disappointed in you
for the worthy few
get smosh babying
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ezziemagpie · 3 months ago
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NASTYA ART
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I do not yet understand how to add more than one image at a time, but when I do I will get the other blorbos up here. Anyway, this has already been put on Reddit but apparently Mechs Tumblr is active as shit so it's going here now too. Nastya as M (mechanic, or monarch, take your pick (king and queen were too gendered for these mfs)) of Auroras from the card set I'm designing. I love her. No, seriously, I cannot articulate how much I love her.
Also, no, none of this is intentionally meant to line up with the cards that each of The Mechs get in Who Killed Doc Carmilla. Just what I think would work.
Not sure quite how to do an image ID thing (please help I don't understand Tumblr yet), but I'll give it a shot --
Image ID: Drawing of Nastya Rasputina based on a real image of her. She has her eyes closed, and is playing the violin. There is a gear in the background. The image is mirrored along the x-axis. On her right in both halves of the image, there is a blue 'M' and a small drawing of The Aurora, which are indications of her suit and rank in a set of cards. End of image ID.
(Thank you to the person who explained how to image ID a bit better in their reblog, I think I've done it right but please correct me if I'm wrong)
Okay thanks I'll stop rambling now. Actually, no, I have no idea how social Tumblr is but if anyone has suggestions for what object-thingy I should do for the background of either Carmilla or Marius then please, please, PLEASE give me suggestions. I'm getting closer to having to draw them, and I still don't know what to do for the background.
Now I'll actually stop rambling, sorry, I hope you enjoy the space lesbian, goodbye.
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phfenomena · 1 year ago
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❝dancing in the refrigerator light.❞ || tom blyth x f!reader
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| request- tom and reader baking while the background song is stand by me (let us all be delusional)
| A/N- i love this so much you have no idea. this shit got me ENTHRALLED also i imagine this as like right after ‘you’re my best friend’ happened…a part two perhaps..
| WARNINGS- food, dancing, touching a burning hot pan bc you’re too busy looking at tom, and big ole kissies
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(divider by @v6que)
you stand in your kitchen humming along to the quiet music flowing through your house, mixing the blueberry muffin batter. it’s well past midnight at this point but you find it impossible to fall under the blanket of rest.
you left tom snoozing soundly in your bed, not wanting to bother him at this hour. a small smile plays on your lips as you zone out while mixing and think about how well everything played out so well with him. you hone back in to your mixing before you feel tom rest his chin on your shoulder.
“you’re supposed to be asleep.” you whisper, leaning you head onto his as he hums and closes his eyes. “can’t stay asleep, what’re you making?” he questions right next to your ear making your face slightly warm, your crush on him will never go away. “blueberry muffins. my mom always used to make them when we couldn’t sleep.” you confided in him softly.
you slide the baking pan into the oven with a slight screech from the metal on metal. you sat on the kitchen floor in front of the oven and set your timer, tom taking a seat next to you. “what are we doing?” he whispers through the silent air. “watching the muffins.”
the ‘watching the muffins’ eventually turned into you guys sitting on the couch kissing and telling stories. he’d tell you his set stories and you’d laugh and shake you head at him. the sight of them engrossed with each other was saccharine and sickeningly sweet. the familiar ding from your apple timer caused you to sit straight up and pull tom towards the kitchen again.
as you open the oven you look over to see tom, shirtless only clad in pajama bottoms licking the remaining batter off the spoon, illuminated by the moonlight and small warm lamps scattered around. before you can even realize that your hand was still moving, your skin came into contact with the boiling metal. you draw your hand back with a hiss and swear under your breath.
tom quickly turns the faucet to cold and places your hand under it, turning around to take the muffins out and turn the oven off. you start to quietly giggle as you pull him apart with your eyes, once again. “what happened, love? i thought you were a whiz in the kitchen.” he runs his hand up and down your back and you lean into him.
“i was, i am, i just couldn’t stop looking at you. you’re like a literal angel that i can’t believe is real.” you whisper to him while turning your head up to him and smiling. you hold your injured hand out to him “i almost died for you. that shows my dedication.” he scoffs and rolls his eyes before pushing your hand back under the water.
you both sat cross legged on the kitchen floor, each with a glass of milk in front of them and a muffin in hand. “so worth it. i don’t even need my left hand if i can have muffins forever” you joke with your mouth full with the pastry. tom raises his eyebrows at you “i, however, do think you might need both hands to function…and other activities.” he confidently spat out his sentence causing you to throw your head back laughing to hide the blush that made home on your cheeks and the warmth that tom manages to propagate throughout your body.
the speakers, who had been forgotten about, start to quietly leak out ‘stand by me’ and toms face lights up and pulls you up to meet him. he bows and sticks his hand out to you, asking for a dance. your smile cannot be contained as you take his hand and quickly remember you also cannot dance. the pair of you looks almost like a baby giraffe- although the giraffe might dance better.
you eventually give up on the waltz and wrap your arms around toms waist and hug him. “i’m really fucking tired.” you say into his chest and you feel his body vibrate when he laughs. you lift your head up and his comes down for your lips to meet. after more than enough kisses tom tries pulling you back to bed. “i thought you said you were tired?” “i am, i’m grabbing a muffin for the trip.”
you feel as if a piece of the sun had fallen down and nestled itself into your ribcage, but that’s just tom.
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cassyapper · 1 year ago
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"these are super messy" (proceeds to draw with the cutest most fluid most aesthetically pleasing style in the entire world)
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These are suuuuper messy (tryna get out of art block ueueue) but the thing thats keeping me alive IS THIS AMAZING FIC BY @cassthecringe OH MY GODDD SO I HOPE YOU LIKE THESE FUNKY DRAWINGS! I love some of these parts with a passion ohhh myy goddd i finished the whole thing (or at least, the 27 chapters that are currently out! Excited for the ones that are to come muahaha) in like 3 days and oughhhhhhgghhh
Its called Walk With Me/Try Again on AO3 and I am weak for it… the fic is about if Kakyoin were in part 4 with some extra cool stuff ;] and i am absolutely in love with it! It plays with my feelers! My heart freaking died! Help me!
Thinkin on makin more art about it soon when i warm up again with the pen but i am currently a bit dead so we’ll see…
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kanenites · 5 months ago
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URGENT!! please spread!!
hi hello it's your mutual cupid again. but this time i'm asking for some funds to help my partner!!
keeping it simple, their only vehicle recently got totaled and they and their family are dealing with a LOT of incoming expenses, including medical ones. they are currently in school full-time and will be for another 2 months so they cannot currently work, and theyre running out of things to sell for extra money. i'm avoiding any major details here because they don't want any of their family finding this, but you can dm me for more information if you need it
if you have anything to spare, please send it to me and i'll be making sure it gets to them!! alternatively, if you would rather get some art from me in return, i'll have examples and what i charge under the cut
$app: $kanenites
ppal: @/autisticatboy
WILL DRAW: anthros, feral characters, humans, oc x canon, canon x canon, selfship, basically anything!!
WILL NOT DRAW: proship / illegal shit (l0lish0, inc3st, z00, etc), mecha (UNLESS very simple. like transformers animated style)
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sketches: bust 5$, halfbody 8$, fullbody 12$ +50% per extra character
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lined + flat color: bust 8$, halfbody 12$, fullbody 15$ +50% per extra character
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shaded +/- simple background: bust 10$, halfbody 15$, fullbody 20$ +50% per extra character
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custom designs: $15 flat, comes in a mini-reference style like photos above! i have a lot of these, feel free to ask if youd like more examples
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prices for feral characters ^^^ are reduced bc im still a beginner! we can talk about it!
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chibis in this style are $5 flat! come with simple background unless otherwise requested
i DO NOT increase prices based on complexity bc i love drawing complex characters!!! dm me here if interested :)
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paranoidginger · 6 months ago
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Random headcanons for the TF2 mercs!!
Scout: ADHD hardcore, should probably be medicated for it, but isn't. This man cannot stand still for anything, he is always tapping his feet or fiddling with something. He definitely bites his nails, especially his thumbs. Repressed bisexual who is accidentally homophobic because he thinks he isn't supposed to like guys, and thinks everyone chooses to like the opposite gender. He's a surprisingly good artist, and he has dyslexia. That mixed with dropping out of highschool made him somewhat illiterate, spelling is hard, and so is reading any big words.
Soldier: Jack of all trades, he has had every job possible, but if he weren't in love with going to war, he'd probably settle on properly running a raccoon sanctuary. He is the reason why Medic had to invent a cure for rabies. Definitely thinks that being a lesbian just means that you like women, regardless of gender, he refers to himself as a Lesbian after learning that Pauling Identifies as one.
Pyro: Probably not even a human, uses any and all pronouns. They're really smart, despite acting childish, and are the one who built their flamethrowers. Probably collects stickers. Would definitely watch MLP and drag the other mercs into watching it with them, Pinkie Pie is definitely their favorite of the mane six. They draw a lot, and are pretty good at it whenever they want to be, they just prefer drawing silly things. Their room probably smells like burnt plastic and gasoline.
Demo: Only goes sober whenever shit gets super, super serious, like one of the other mercenaries that he cares about gets hurt. He's got a really strong caretaking instinct that gets drowned out by drunken recklessness. He's a total lover, and definitely the type of guy to kiss the homies goodnight. It takes a LOT to actually get him drunk drunk, like, I'm talking ungodly levels of alcohol that would probably kill the average person. He's Spy's drinking buddy, and probably knows the most about Spy's background from listening to his drunken ramblings about regrets and how he wishes he was a better father. Demo probably knows a lot about most of the other mercs, just because he's a good listener and a vault whenever it comes to sensitive information. He's also really fucking smart. Probably pansexual tbh, just based on vibes.
Heavy: He gets nervous whenever he has to help out any of the more 'delicate' mercenaries. He knows he's ridiculously strong, and he has excellent control of himself, but he can't help but feel like he's handling glass whenever he's helping out any of his injured teammates, especially when it comes to Scout or Spy. He's super fucking protective of all of his team though, and would absolutely crack skulls if anything happened to any of them. He is the only person other than Medic who is allowed to touch Archimedes. Probably bisexual with a preference towards men.
Engie: He's usually pretty polite, but can be one of the most brutal out of any of the classes. He's definitely autistic with a special interest in machines. He probably wants to capture one of the mvm robots just to run tests and see if they're sentient. Low-key god complex, like, moreso than medic, he's just super humble about it. He definitely talks to all of his machines. He's 100% a trans man, I can see him as being demisexual.
Sniper: Definitely autistic, he's probably got a shitload of random animal information. Total arachnophobe, but only towards small spiders. Hand him a tarantula and he's fine, but show him a stick covered in baby spiders and he's going to probably kick it as far away from himself as possible and run away. He adores lizards of all kinds, and probably used to lay on the ground watching them all the time as a kid. This man can't use a kitchen for shit, but he manages to make anything he cooks over a fire absolutely delicious, he probably refuses to share though. Probably Asexual. Has a shitty taxidermy rat in his camper that he's unnecessarily proud of, and he probably collects bones. Super into oddities and weird little knick knacks, and he still has all of his baby teeth that he keeps in a little jar on a shelf. Can't run for shit, but could walk for hours if need be. Likes doing arts and crafts, he knits in his free time, and almost always has a sewing kit with him.
Medic: Knows a little about every different medical field, he just sort of studied up on whatever piqued his interest. DOES have a PhD in medical science, he just lost his license to legally practice in a hospital or doctor's office. Gay, probably a trans man. Has definitely experimented on himself before, giving himself different deadly diseases and whatnot just to challenge himself to make a cure before he dies. Also autistic. Spoils the fuck out of his birds, and would probably Frankenstein together a human body for Archimedes if he could figure out how.
Spy: Bisexual genderfluid icon. Usually only gets caught because he's being way too much of a cocky showoff. Definitely wears eyeliner and says that it 'helps him see better' when it's bright out, even though it's 100% just a fashion statement. Has a collection of antique cigar boxes and lighters.
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internet-cheesecake · 7 months ago
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kallamar and anchordeep are my favorite bishop & area, so it was probably prettyyyyyy easy to guess my favorite overworld area too
(edit) I TOTALLY FORGOT THE HORNS !!!! SHIT !!!
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i tried to match the text to the actual in-game area text, and i think i did a pretty good job at that ᕦ⁠(⁠ò◁ó⁠ˇ⁠)⁠ᕤ
some more info & versions below
oooo okay ramble time first
would like to make the future comics i make digital, so this was mostly practice for backgrounds & to see if I could do it.
also, yes i am entirely aware that you cannot actually fish in smugglers sanctuary, but i don't actually care. it looks cool ┐⁠(⁠´◁`⁠)⁠┌
other versions ?
here's one without the filters & text (watermark is still there tho lololol) and then just the background
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feel free to use the background if you guys wanna draw your lamb fishing !!!!! just tag me if you do cus i wanna see (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠`⁠)⁠。⁠*゚⁠+
(in-game pic)
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(edit:) hidden amongus from the wip version
it's still slightly visible
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sobredunia · 9 months ago
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HE-FUCKING-LLO??????
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GOOD EVENING?? GOOD EVENING FOR ME????
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I'M?????? GOING ABSOLUTELY INSANE??????????
THIS IS LEGITIMATELY THE COOLEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER SEEN
I'M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS. GENUINELY. HOLY FUCK. THIS IS SO COOL. IT FEELS LIKE A MOVIE POSTER. LIKE THE COVER OF A BOOK. OH MY GODDDDDDDD THE COMPOSITION IS SO PROFESSIONAL
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Take a break from art she says, It’ll just be for a bit while the poll numbers get in she says. Why is it always when I decide to take a break that my motivation spikes, my hand hurts so bad-
Anyway have another Visions of a corpse’s time drawing in hd for my troubles and pain-
Fic was made by @sobredunia
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honeyrotting · 5 months ago
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I made a list of character quirks to give my characters and then decided to share it. So here:
A LIST OF CHARACTER QUIRKS/TRAITS:
Knock yourselves out ig.
‌unknowingly uses childish language to refer to inanimate objects or animals, like Mr. Sun
‌always has gum in their mouth but never the packet
‌attack hugger
‌sleeptalker
‌sleepwalker
‌giggles at nude statues/paintings
‌always has an unusual lucky charm on their person
‌cannot drink coffee but eats coffee flavoured toffees all the time
‌makes random noises
‌has a habit of adding background noises and sound effects to normal conversations
‌bites their nails frequently
‌always wears odd socks
‌fluent in a dead language
‌tries learning new languages on a whim but always gives up
‌talks to their plants
‌has absolute shit spice tolerance
‌has a godly spice tolerance
‌has random facts that they tell others when they are bored/feel awkward
‌adjusts their glasses all the time
‌constantly licks their lips (they are always dry)
‌does a silly little dance when happy
‌quotes the books they read
‌gives names to their possessions and refers them as such
‌can't say no to someone
‌always makes sure to say good morning etc. to everyone
‌hides cash in different places on their person
‌insecure about their height
‌doesn't understand sarcasm
‌terrible driver but knows all the rules
‌sits cross legged on chairs and stools
‌verbally talks to themselves
‌has an unusually good sense of direction even in places they have never been to
‌has absolute shit sense of direction if not in places they frequent
‌chronic insomniac
‌chronic sleeper
‌zones out a lot
‌able to copy origami by just looking at the finished product
‌never has their hair down
‌doesn't like eating food made by others
‌takes hours to decide hairdo's because they constantly redo it
‌writes/draws on their skin
‌narrates their life to themselves/others constantly in 3rd person
‌always slouching
‌cannot sit right
‌cannot sit still/always fidgeting with whatever they get their hands on
‌gushes at any baby animal they see
‌will fight someone for a bagel/pizza slice/donut etc
‌speedwalks all the time
‌never remembers people's names
‌never remembers people's faces
‌gives ridiculous nicknames to everyone
‌has a 20-step skincare routine that they follow religiously
‌horrible at spelling, doesn't care
‌horrible at spelling, insecure about it
‌cuts their own hair
‌amazing chiropractor
‌can draw a perfect circle free handedly
‌cheats in any and every game
‌is a god at board games
‌wins card games by remembering individual cards (they don't know the rules)
‌keeps blackmail material on everyone
‌always has bandaids on themselves because of cuts and scratches they don't know where they got
‌addicted to buying stationery but never uses them
‌flinches at loud sounds
‌makes up words
‌yells at TV and books
‌a god at bottle flip
‌knows how to spin pens
‌always wears a certain hair accessory
‌always sits on the floor
‌horrible liar but lies all the time
‌can carry 12 different things in one hand
‌carries a pocket dictionary everywhere
‌doesn't know how to whistle
‌whistles all the time
‌sews extra pockets on their clothes
‌always carries a pen around
‌owns way too many keychains but not enough keys
‌always has a few toffees in their pocket
‌unwilling to try new foods
‌wears whatever clothes are closest to them every morning (looks godawful everytime, doesn't care)
‌writes a lot of random things they found funny on sticky notes or notebooks, but never remembers the context
‌keeps a journal that is unreadable at this point
‌likes bread (just bread with nothing else on it)
‌writes on walls
‌has only one sock of each pair they have (they don't know where the other went)
‌hungry 24/7
‌thinks food of the same colour taste good together
‌first reaction is to lick it
‌makes friendship bracelets for everyone
‌cannot read analog clocks
‌has trouble understanding 24 hour clocks
‌hums songs all the time
‌doodles everywhere
‌has 5 shirts of the same design but different colour
‌all their clothes is 1 colour
‌obsessed with a number
‌sings when drunk
‌always has to go to the washroom in the middle of the night
‌chews on hair
‌wears a dozen hairclips
‌sleeps with their favorite blanket even in the summer
‌doesn't like pizza
‌always crushes the toffee in their mouth the moment they put it in
‌always barefoot if they can help it
‌keeps a comb on their person
‌always ends up rolling their sleeves up whenever they wear long sleeves
‌wears gloves all the time
‌puts on in order: sock->shoe->sock->shoe
‌has a CD/DVD collection
‌owns a couple hundred books
‌owns a couple dozen fridge magnets
‌keeps 20 pens in their pencase
‌can eat a whole lemon
‌always has a headache
‌puts on shoes without untying laces
‌their clothes are never ironed
‌has a fear of mushrooms
‌knows how to do various types of card shuffles
‌has a list of places they want to visit
‌owns a dozen different wristwatches
‌dyes their hair every other month
owns a bed, sleeps in the bathtub every night
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Don't know if this will help anyone but just putting it out there.
I'll post another list if I come up with more.
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