#i shouldnt have drawn them

[ryssbelle]

They're so silly and I love them

[hinamie]

u should think of tiny megu. To keep the stress at bay. You should draw him actually. Ooooo you wanna draw tiny megu getting the love he deserves so bad /j

he's with his 2 best friends

[awnrii]

Could we perhaps get some more baby polyphemus and young Poseidon? They're just so cute 🥹

unfortunately ive really endeared myself to kid polyphemus and his shit ass dad

[lunarharp]

thingies

[scientologyblows]

okay but lets be very serious here right now, when they release a statement what exactly is that gonna change? don admitted to him and lex having intercourse (which shows that he coerced her) and matt and ryans texts show that the situation was handled VERY poorly. an apology isnt enough for the trauma they both have caused

[skunkes]

I mean this vent completely neutrally and as an observation rather than Woe is Me negativity but going ham in my sketchbook has been Fun but along with not really Learning anything (tho historically no art knowledge ever sticks to my brain) I'm no closer to understanding how I WANT to draw! if that makes sense.

I dont really identify with or want to continue any of the patterns I try (nor do they get any more muscle memory-y, in the fundamentals area).

Its fine as long as its Fun but I really feel the aimlessness. Like I'll keep going but I've also. Been doing that. All I do is Keep Going, when does it all tetris together!

[starswallowingsea]

every time i've gotten into a popular series or franchise i've always been disappointed by it because like. its so hyped up and i watch it and find it mid and it appears we are not watching/playing the same thing

[yume-fanfare]

i love you kotoha i love you hanon i LOVE you TOUKA

[nomaishuttle]

guys. Where. in time. is carmen sandiego. stop. the crime. and solve that mystery. Where. in time! is carmen sandiego. Were on the case and were chasing her through history 😋

[windupaidoneus]

the tags people have left on that little comic... i am taking emotional damage

[shhhimnothereiswear]

I think I'd be an avatar of the Eye (I LOVE learning new stuff) or the Spiral (im just funky like that)

I think I'd probably give a statement on the Corruption (I'm currently writing a fan statement on it B] )

ok wait im curious-

which tma entity do you think youd be an avatar of and which do you think youd give a statement on

[akc-g]

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[kaidatheghostdragon]

Jury Duty

Danny has been living his best life in Gotham, hiding from the GIW but mostly moving forward with his life. (College, job, whatever)

Until his name is drawn for jury duty.

He complains to his friends. They bring up a few interesting points. Shouldnt being dead disqualify him? Eventually the anti ecto acts are brought up. Can the government enforce jury duty on a citizen that was declared legally non-sentient?

Now, it might not have been danny's smartest idea, but he replies to the summons with a "cant, i died," attaching a copy of the anti ecto acts and a short argument that its hypocritical of the government to strip him of his rights but still expect him to fulfill his civic responsibilities.

Whatever government desk job gets danny's reply to the summons thinks its a joke at first (theyre no stranger to the colorful and creative excuses people come up with to try to get out of jury duty), but danny provided all the right paperwork and instructions for them to jump through all the hoops necessary to locate the obscure law. They send it higher up the chain of command.

But this is Gotham. After several days of ruminating over the strange law, they decide to leave a tip on the bats' hotline (set up and maintained by Oracle). The whole situation felt a bit left of reality, and they weren't paid enough to deal with that shit. And if the government really was the problem here (look, they might have landed a secure government-funded desk job, but they were a grunt and held no loyalty to the government that continuously screwed over their home city), then merely passing the buck meant it would get covered up instead of exposed.

Oracle gets the message and starts digging, determining that this is A Big Problem, Actually. First order of business is to track down this Danny guy and give him a bat-level security detail. Second order is to push this to the Justice league.

The thing is, the giw had successfully hidden themselves from the justice league up until now. They covered their tracks, took care of loose ends. The laws were written to look like pest control.

They never considered that someone would respond to a jury duty sommons with "cant, im dead." First of all, they dont know about halfas, who could be dead without ever being legally declared. Secondly, why would a ghost pretend to be alive? Thirdly, why would they blow their cover? ("Sir, its *jury duty.*" "point withdrawn.")

It was pure chance that the desk job took it seriously enough to report it, and oracle only recognized the threat as it was because she made the logical leap from ectoplasm to lazarus water.

The bats investigate by intercepting danny's summons. Fortunately, the higher up decided it was a joke and didnt share it any further. Unfortunately, they told danny that he better show up for jury duty, come hell or high water.

That route blocked, they hack in a jury summons for jason todd. Being Actually Legally Dead, with all the paperwork correctly filed, means that he would never actually get a summons, but they need someone on this inside that clearly falls into the same category as danny to keep a close eye on him.

Anyways, this was a long and twisted set up to get not one, but two individuals in the same jury duty line up claiming they "cant, i died."

[hunnyshroom]

URGGGG I LIKE THEM A NORMAL AMOUNT maybe shouldnt have drawn this on magma but hehe the pens are so nice :]

[hg-aneh]

Oh gosh yeah im brown too!! And I havent been seen much aside from some people on like pinterest ir something saying that aziraphale or crowley shouldnt be drawn 'brown or black' bc thats not their character lol. THEY ARE FICTIONAL WHATS WRONG WITH PPL😭😭

I've seen people getting angry over POC Crowley because he's a demon and POC ppl "don't need bad rep"

I mean, SURE, I don't disagree with that statement (though I don't necessarily agree either), but Crowley is literally the sweetest fucking pookie ever, have these folks ever read the book or watched the show??, genuine question HFJSFN

Also if I had to make an argument for either of them not being POC it'd have to be Aziraphale simply bc he reminds me of the way white peruvians act in the best way possible BFJSKF/j

But really people can HC whatever they want to HC, that's the joy of fandom :3

[gin-juice-tonic]

Well folks, it's that time again. Yes, time for me to openly question more of the bill book. Specifically this time a single page.

What I said earlier about feeling lonely in my opinions is still true, however I have a terminal case of needing to talk about them anyway. And today this page has been the object of my ire particularly

The Ford's totally drunk page. Some of you might remember this image from earlier when I pointed out that this is completely a depiction of post-portal ford, grey streak and all. However that's not what I want to point out today.

Any guesses what my next complaint might be?

From the text we can discern two things: He cant think straight, and he can't write straight. So why then is it that he can apparently draw straight? The drawing on this page is detailed and pristine, crosshatched and shaded, and complete with it's own clear text of "disco girl" written out.

Could it have been drawn before he got drunk? I doubt it, considering there's a drink right in drawing-ford's hand. Not to mention the "I probably shouldnt be writing this down" text would no longer be relevant, as the drawing would imply he *was* going to write it down. Did he lose sobriety the exact moment he finished the drawing? I can't be pressed believe that either.

Nor do I think it could've been drawn at a later, non drunk time. As I feel if Ford had looked at this writing sober, the first thing he would do is rip it out immediately.

This page is to me a contradiction of itself, and just another one of the columbo-esque little things that bother me.