#i shouldn't know their names and YET

[brawlite]

42 and 60 for the ask game!

42. What's an unjustifiably expensive appliance that you really want?

big pro kitchenaide stand mixer with ALLLLL the pasta attachments (in copper)

60. Do you have an opinion on your local weather reporter?

100% yeah and he's prone to hyperbole, we do not stan him in this household

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[ask meme for people in their 30's]

[lunarin64art]

That feeling when he can't stand to see you that way, no matter what you do, no matter what you say😩😭💔

[ask-thearchivists]

Compelor your father is a piece of trash that should yeet himself into a black hole I feel bad for anyone who looks at his face

The Compelor: Yes, and I find it to be a terrible cosmic tragedy that anyone can hear you speak. Your pathetic mewling means nothing to me.

The Coordinator: Were you not meant to simply be observing our interactions with the mortals? Why do you keep speaking?

The Compelor: I can do whatever I wish. You may be the Coordinator of this Archive, but I am your elder and you should respect me as such. So I will continue to speak, and you should avoid speaking unless spoken to.

The Coordinator: I...am sorry.

[which-qsmp-egg-would]

I have so many drawing ideas for Poll and Tequilla but alas. My hands don't want to work with me.

[weepylucifer]

DE daemon AU with characters in no particular order:

Harry: a dog. some sort of huge, shaggy beaft. can switch seamlessly between scary police dog and slobbering best friend full of love. because Harry has amnesia, the two of them might not remember taboos like no daemon touching and she'll try to lick Kim. if you play Harry like he's trying to turn his life around, Harry can do stuff like groom her fur

Kim: skua. skua's got it all. it can fly, it's the symbolic bird of Revachol (Kim is sooo proud and vindicated about it), it's huge, it's majestic, it's a complete asshole

Evrart: chameleon. Edgar has a different daemon, but there's a rumor that when they impersonate each other, they keep their daemons out of sight and use actual trained animals to keep up the ruse. maybe because of that, their daemons tend to not speak much in front of strangers.

Jean: i don't care. a roach. die.

Cuno and Cunoesse: unsettled. Cuno's daemon changes all the time, usually into something small but loud and annoying (for posturing reasons). with Cunoesse there's a persistent rumor that she has no daemon, adding to her creepy child reputation, but it's really just that her daemon prefers taking small forms and hiding inside her clothing, huddled against her. unless you antagonize her in any way. then he's a ball of rage and poorly suppressed fear and puffed up and in your face

Steban: deer. duh. they say she settled the moment he finished reading the Elysium version of Kapital or something else of that sort. has the 1 in 10000 antlered doe mutation because Of Course. still has some faint trace of fawn coloring which Steban is highly embarrassed about

Ulixes: oooohhhhh he wishes. he wishes it were a shrike. especially because he may not actually know what a shrike looks like and is picturing some large and badass-looking bird. but he is not actually Nilsen. he is Ulixes. it is a mongoose

Smoker on the Balcony: cat. a very elegant and sleek one. doesn't speak to other people or their daemons at all except for when it's sexy

Cindy: crow. intelligent, creative, prone to wise-cracking

Noid: one of those stick insects that can camouflage themselves as flowers or leaves

Egghead: parrot. also constantly yells scooter lyrics

Trant: something weird where it's not apparent to anyone in what way the animal is meant to be a symbolic representation of his personality at all. like fuckin uhhh a platypus

[binghe-malewife-goals]

Anyways, if anyone would like to translate what they're actually saying that'd be great, even if it's basically the same meaning with different wording ✨️

[arcxnumvitae]

I just like charts

[batemanofficial]

hello upper middle class northern usamerican tumblr user. i want to play a game. you will notice that you are in a super america convenience store in rural kentucky - you have three minutes to purchase a snack and drink of your choice and make normal small talk with the cashier. however, if you use the word "cryptid" or generally make reference to appalachia and its inhabitants as "wild", uncivilized, or lacking restraint around alcoholic beverages during your time here, i will personally tie you to the chassis of a four wheeler and tip it into the river. live or die. make your choice

[strixcattus]

Thinking about a Voice personality-swap AU except it's "what if the Princesses they're paired with in my fic were the ones they actually belonged with"

[deaddriv-talks]

Konoha's name in braille

Japanese braille (tenji): このは あきのり

English braille: Konoha Akinori

Korean braille (jeomja): 코노하 아키노리

This is so random. I really need to increase my skill range. By the way, fun fact, Japanese braille has spaces unlike Japanese. And this is kana braille because kanji braille is way too complicated for me.

Unicode versions in case anyone's interested (warning, it looks a little misleading: dots on the right look like they're on the left):

このは あきのり ⠪⠎⠥ ⠁⠣⠎⠓

Konoha Akinori ⠠⠅⠕⠝⠕⠓⠁⠀⠠⠁⠅⠔⠕⠗⠊

코노하 아키노리 ⠋⠥⠉⠥⠚ ⠣⠋⠕⠉⠥⠂⠕

[inkydoc]

so i've been playing the sims fallout 4 for like twenty hours, half of which i spent basebuilding and decorating :D

moved into the Red Rocket fuel station next to Sanctuary, it's a nice place if you ignore the molerats and the toxic waste underneath XD so far i've set up a little greenhouse on top of the station, added a bedroom in the back office, and a breakfast nook at the counter. things are still a wip, but i figured out how to use wall-through connectors so we're making progress :3

the goal is to have a very decked out sanctuary and a cozy living space at the red rocket just for myself and maybe future companions if i like them enough :D resident rustbucket Codsworth and certified cute pup Dogmeat can stay forewer :3

yea had to move out of Sanctuary because the settlers kept walking into my house which was annoying, and honestly it makes more sense from a roleplay perspective that our character wouldn't want to live in a run-down, bad memory-inducing version of their former home lol

also the toys have a purpose too, i kinda imagine my character knows deep down that Shaun probably isn't a baby anymore (she can't consider the fact that he may not even be alive), but she still collects toys for him because she only ever remembers him as a baby and can't really think of him in any other way - collecting toys for him is a coping mechanism, but also it keeps her hope alive

the cats are there because i love cats, end of story XD

[ajax-mew]

when i back in uni

me think

i do uni updates again

[blujayonthewing]

why is learning how to buy and use power tools so fucking hard for no reason

[astrolotte]

POV you're Jeremy Fitzgerald and you just fell face first onto the incredibly dirty floor of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza

featuring a transfem Michael... though he ends up detrans in a few years. Complicated subject but to sum it up he's very normal about it (aka did not turn transphobic) it just turns out that he's more gender nonconforming than transfem and it took him a bit to realize that. But in my head Michael befriending Jeremy takes place in 1985, which is a time when he was transfem, so that's why he's a girl in this drawing lmao

[radicallicious]

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[henafton]

absolutely cannot believe that i spent like 5 years avoiding dayshift at freddy's like the plague only for it to be my hyperfixation in 2023 with extremely dated humor and memes