cloud-knight-yanqing

[cloud-knight-yanqing]

"I'm no child, I'm a teen! Besides, you should be in jail right about now! You can make this easy and turn yourself in, or I'll just have to do it myself!" He continues to point his sword at Blade, this time with more ferocity, and a few of his own flying ice daggers float up and surround the Stellaron Hunter.

A child.

-@blade-official-hsr

"H-hey! Wait, it's you, that Stellaron Hunter guy! What are you doing here?!" He points his sword at Blade in an attempt to threaten him.

[cloud-knight-yanqing]

uhhh not really. that is like the only seasoning i use haha

-🪨

"Ah, okay then! Enjoy your rocks, wherever you plan on going in this world! I'll enjoy my fabric, too."

[cloud-knight-yanqing]

oooo. have you tried season all? its a salt blend :)

-🪨

"Oh! I haven't, actually! I'll make sure to try it out soon enough, it does sound really good. Have you got any other recommendations?" He smiles.

[cloud-knight-yanqing]

A child.

-@blade-official-hsr

"H-hey! Wait, it's you, that Stellaron Hunter guy! What are you doing here?!" He points his sword at Blade in an attempt to threaten him.

[cloud-knight-yanqing]

(its fine bro aiwj)

awh, that's too bad. -🪨

"Yeah, practice doesn't feel the same without some fabric as a snack. I've been thinking of experimenting with some different spices other than salt lately, but I don't know if it would ruin the original taste or not. Maybe in moderation...?" he thinks out loud.

[cloud-knight-yanqing]

how're you doing? fabric still tasting good?

-🪨

"I actually haven't eaten some in a while! But I do plan on sneaking some in when I'm practicing. I kinda miss the taste..."

[cloud-knight-yanqing]

"R ya still hangin on to that cursed sword?"

"I put it in my collection, and never touched it again... It does look nice next to all the rest, though!"

[cloud-knight-yanqing]

thank you!! have fun eating fabric.

-🪨

"Thank you, too! May we meet again soon!"

[cloud-knight-yanqing]

faair enough. i think im out of things to recommend to you to eat.

-🪨

"Ah... that's fine! The general would probably be mad at me if he found me eating stuff I really shouldn't, too. I wish you the best of luck in your metal-eating escapades, though!"

[cloud-knight-yanqing]

some craft stores do. i think.

you should try eating metal.

-🪨

"I'm not the biggest fan of eating metal. I actually think it tastes kinda bad, most likely even if you put salt on it. But sometimes, sword handles are kinda fun to chew on without thinking."

[cloud-knight-yanqing]

ohhhh zippers! i have like 3 broken jackets with the zippers broken off. oooo and metal buttons.

you have good ideas dude

-🪨

"Aw, thanks! I wouldn't really consider myself an expert on eating metal, but I appreciate it! I wonder if some stores sell zippers by themselves, though."

[cloud-knight-yanqing]

plastic is also reaallly good but metal beats it still.

i gotta find a way to eat metal safely now.

-🪨

"I can't think of any metals you could eat safely. Maybe a zipper? I'm not sure how you'd break it off, though."

[cloud-knight-yanqing]

its fine don't worrry! i haven't cut it in a long while.

-🪨

"That's good! But don't eat metal shavings! Heck, even some plastic would be better."

[cloud-knight-yanqing]

tortilla. or ham slices. i also don't mind cutting my tongue though.

-🪨

"Geez! Is your tongue okay?? That doesn't sound safe at all!"

[cloud-knight-yanqing]

i try to eat non poisonous flowers and tiny metal pieces! the last time i ate metal was the shavings from sharpening a cooking knife some time ago.

-🪨

"Oohh.. wouldn't those be sharp, though?"

[cloud-knight-yanqing]

a lot of things. my favorites have been rocks, metal (probably the top one but its hard to get tiny pieces of), and flowers.

-🪨

"Metal! You must have strong teeth! I've tried to bite my swords in the past when I get really frustrated, but it always ends with my teeth really hurting... wait, aren't some flowers poisonous?"

[cloud-knight-yanqing]

:) i try to keep a stash of whatever 'nonfood' things i eat. (are they really not food if i eat them?)

-🪨

"What else have you eaten? I've tried paper and tissues in the past, but I honestly haven't tried those in a while. It's mostly just fabric nowadays."