#i should really go to sleep

[perenians]

poe fans please reblog.

text of 'a very good farmer's description under the cut.

A Very Good Farmer

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Every page of this tome is filled with closely-packed writing and illustrations. One passage reads:

Saint Waidwen pursed his lips and stared down the glowing, glowering visage which peered at him between stalks of vorlas. He gripped the wooden shaft of his scythe, slick with sweat from his palms - the hands of a working man, which he was.

"Then you're Eothas, then,' he said.

'THAT I AM,' said the god.

"Then you already know what I want,' said the farmer, who was Waidwen.

'THAT I DO.'

Waidwen unknotted the taut cord which restrained his ponytail and let the flowing, flowering locks cascade around his shoulders and rest over the shelf of his bosom. He winked and cleared his throat before winking again.

'I've got a candle hasn't been lit properly.'

Eothas moved closer and—

The passage cuts off abruptly with a series of jagged notes pressed deeply into the parchment:

"Eora is not ready for this."

[sotie-art]

Made something based on @pumpkin-phones 's hazbin hotel actor au, where adam is cringing at his "dickmaster" line.

Might try to fix it and colour it later 👉👈

The actor au post

[cranberrysoap]

they say vampires went extinct

[honeygrahambitch]

I literally can't express how much i love this scene?? And im not talking only about the script and the lines, im talking about Hannibal's smirk and about how he knew Will was right behind him holding a gun without turning to actually see him.

And the way this was filmed is chef's kiss. Hannibal stepping away to reveal Wil ahdjfnsmdmf

[ghost-bxrd]

A while ago you posted a prompt about Jason getting drugged with something inappropriate warehouse that slows his heartbeat/pulse so his family thought he was dead again.

How would the Owl Song batfam react to that? 🦉

Dick would work through every single resuscitation measure and refuse to stop long after Tim tells him it’s useless. (Bruce can’t make that call. Bruce can’t. Not again… and that’s— that’s what Tim is for. Right? He’s just— not sure he can pull them back from the brink a second time. He wants to plead with Jason to wake up desperately. But someone has to keep it together. Someone has to— has to—…)

It’s Ethiopia 2.0. Only that Dick knows that this happened because he wasn’t paying attention to his owlet. AGAIN. But it’s okay this time. It’s okay. Because Dick is here. and he’s not leaving ever again. It’s fine. The casket’s just gotta be big enough to fit two this time.

[kaiju-dayo]

With how I tend to draw them together, people might think I ship them (I do)

[oblivionsdream]

If I were to theoretically make a Jingly Menace x Knight comic I would probably do it in a more casual slice of life style while following a loose plot. Nothing too high stakes. Just fun times with possibly the occasional bit of angst thrown in if I’m feeling dramatic.

[johnny-but-emo]

hands you this and dies

[mochinoridgcg]

This is a really stupid idea like an actual one but I have to get it off my chest cause it's like what near the middle of the night and I've been thinking about it for a while.So we all know that drakkne near the end of the show has his flower powers,I'm not sure to what extent these powers go but from multiple scenes it's pretty clear he can form any type of flowers he wants.

Stay with me here right.If this man can grow any flower he wants this guy can do practically highly illegal things,like idk drug buisness.Its really stupid I might delete this later but whatever.Ive been doing research on random flowers and how like to use them on medicine and I stumbled upon one specific flower called the angel/devil trumpet,not only is it illegal if I'm correct,but it causes hallucinations,can knock someone out for 24 hrs or make them into a very vulnerable zombie like state,not only that it's poisonous to consume.So if these flowers are pretty much used as hallucinagents and mind you there's probably more flowers like these that have worst or drug like affects my guy can make a side business just selling drug like flowers.Would he be willing to do this I'm pretty sure not but its a really stupid idea that been plaguing me.Sorry for making you read this.

[crebstick]

no drawing idea but couldnt it be like stupid funny to imagine peri going through with his given job in the fairy school of dentistry and we just see him cameo in a tooth fairy cameo ep instead of what we got now

[luna-the-cretar]

So it’s like 2am, and I did that thing where you absolutely have to google something right as you’re falling asleep, and I wanted to know if bugbears have tails or not (bc I like to envision Torbek with a small little tail that’s hidden under the coat) and like. Why are people so pressed about whether or not a random race should or shouldn’t have a tail? Like, it’s literally just a flavor thing, what’s the big deal?

[cosmere-cat]

Had a thought I hadn't considered before:

Hoid becoming a lightweaver specifically means he has a lot of lies surrounding him

Now of course it's a given that he hides his identity and is generally pretty mysterious, of course in addition to being a storyteller which the cryptics view as beautiful lies

But I don't think either would really be enough; after all, he will have to say Truths - which are, the way I've been reading it, Truths that you hide most of all from yourself; Lies that you tell yourself. And I think those are really the ones cryptics are really drawn to (Otherwise it may have been not Elhokar, but Sadeas, for example, who they'd have followed around).

What is this ancient omnipresent immortal lying to himself about???

[lxlqzy]

good evening everybody

[baddecisionsgoooo0]

I'll go ahead and say it: there aren't enough McGucket/Raccoon Wife ships.

I want to read how McGucket, after regaining his memories, decides to take some petty vengeance on his son by making the raccoon his actual mother. The son complains about something, and McGucket is just like, "What do you think, honey?" and the raccoon chitters.

The son doesn't complain because either, a) he feels bad about how he treated his father, or b) he wants McGuckets money, and McGucket just keeps getting more and more absurd. "Why yes, I'm sure our loving son can get you fresh whatever raccoons eat, dear."

Eventually it gets to the point where Ford comes by because he's worried that McGucket is sliding back, and McGucket is just like, "Lmao yeah I'm messing with my kid."

[hetchdrive]

Actually one more May We Be Spared post. For like a month’s worth of letters every time Fitzjames sees Hodgson he comments that Hodgson either looks ill or looks better. One time he says Hodgson looks better but that Crozier looks “like a sick owl”. Anyway I know it would be silly for someone to join the Navy and stay there long enough to make lieutenant if they got seasick but that also sounds exactly like the kind of thing that would happen to our Hodge.

[cloudycoraa]

So I got bored and I sort of drew girl kazuma in an hour bc I can ALSO design by @unamusedyams ‼️‼️

Yams I would like to say thank you so much for your contribution I needed asoryuri in my life 🫶🫶🫶