#i should probably calm down

[emiwuaidmslomc]

I BEAT HIM

I BEAT THEM ALL

MWHAHAHAHAHA

I AM THE BEST GEOGRAPHY

FINALLY AFTER SO MANY YEARS OF NEVER GETTING THE GEOGRAPHY AWARDS

AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS OF A VERY REAL RIVALRY WITH SOME DUDE IN MY CLASS WHICH WAS DEFINITELY NOT ONE SIDED

I HAVE ASSERTED AND SECURED MY DOMINANCE

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[garglyswoof]

I'm so glad they added the removal of reblogs in a chain because now i can remove "Yeah I'll reblog that" comments that annoy the shit out of me.

[tryajee]

god help me i want to be a source of comfort for her i want to give her back rubs after a long day i want to bring over a homemade meal so she doesn’t have to cook i want to surprise her with a new record and listen to it while we fall asleep i want her to wrap her legs around mine and rest her head on my chest i want her to tell me everything about her favorite game while she forgets her problems

[qoldenskies]

i think its so funny when people take the way donnie acts at face value even though its a horrible lie because he's a horrible liar, while understanding leo is bullshitting very well despite him actually being GOOD at bullshitting. many such cases

[nyyhkis]

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[monotone-artist]

hello please click images for better quality oh my god tumblr whyy

[id in alt]

maria shows shadow how to play dress-up (she's always wanted to do it with someone else)

thank u @fly-sky-high-09 for the request, i had a lot of fun with this hehe

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I am fairly sexually conservative I think and yet I have to say many of my brothers and sisters in Christ have a visceral hatred of sexuality I can only describe as pathological

[triglycercule]

can the mtt commit more crimes that just murder please i know theyre the MURDER time trio but ppppleasse,,,, please,,,,,,

they'd be terrible to be next to on the highway. horror's going 160 mph amd has long past gone over the speed limit. dust's out for BLOOD and by blood i mean your tires. he's somehow sniping those round rubber wheels from the high moving vehicle with the precision of a master fruit ninja player. if your car explodes or flips over in the process that's not his fault. and then to make matters worse for everyone on the highway killer's in the backseat scratching up the doors and windows of your car with a knife everytime horror gets close to another car and oops he accidentally just disfigured your face also did i mention theyre all drunk during this

ok so theyve all got the classic face WHY DONT THEY ABUSE IT!!!! horror gets to do a little paper mache to cover up his head hole and then wearing glasses. killer i dont know what the FUCK he can do to get rid of his perpetual tears but let's just pretend that theyre conveniently gone for now. and then all dust has to do is put down his hood! anyways identity theft is cool. imagine how much they could totally fuck up classic's reputation with this. set up fake tinder profiles and then scam people for their credit card info/free dates (while ordering every expensive thing) and stealing wallets. walking into various grillby's's around the multiverse and telling terrible jokes. like ACTUALLY bad jokes. and then of course just being a huge piece of shit at the bar. god theres so many things they could do pretending to be classic. which one of us is hikaru looking ahh except the only difference between the three is the color of the stains on their clothes (either gray (dust) black (killer) or red. well faded red (horror))

ROBBERY!!!! ROBBERIES PLURAL!!!??? train robbery gas station robbery bank robbery GOVERNMENT robbery (what would you rob the government for?? documents??? idk) anyways. mtt robbing a train except its just a really shitty plan and they dont know jackshit about what theyre doing. killer's taken over the conductor's cabin and now he is booking it. how fast are trains allowed to go idk but the maximum. anyways meanwhile horror's on the tracks fucking up the rails with his strength or whatever (listen i know he's weak but picking and choosing what hcs i believe in is my art) and dust is there to teleport him away before the train crashes into him and turns him into a trolley problem victim. and then of course that shit doesnt fucking work and the train just ends up flipping over and catching on fire or something (killer survives because of course he does he's killer). and then in the end dust just has to flip the entire train over and they just stroll into the part that actually HAS the money

and then they go out and get ice cream. sometimes the murderers need to take a break from murdering and just do NORMAL crime yk???

[krafterwrites]

Also, unless they've been intentionally hiding every little bit of it from the trailers, they don't even go to San Francisco. They visit TOKYO and LONDON, two cities that have NOTHING to do with SA2, BUT THEY DON'T VISIT THE PLACE THAT ALL OF THE CITY STAGES ARE BASED ON. If nothing else, I thought they would at least stay faithful when it comes to San Francisco, because it would be such a simple and easy source of fan service references that they would have no reason to not do it. They made the conscious choice to do this shit instead of bothering to include some of the most iconic imagery from SA2 in their SA2 movie. I've never felt such genuine hatred for a piece of media in my life

[katyspersonal]

To be honest I don't really want mutuals who instantly assume I commented in bad faith to act "condescending" when I was nothing but light-hearted in disagreeing about a point in the post about one of the characters and agreed with everything else. 🤔 Especially not when I apparently pissed them off so much it made them post TWO (passive-aggressive) posts on the topic of disagreement afterwards instead of.... actual discussion? At least if I assume someone is being mean on purpose I ask them about it

[tj-crochets]

Hi hello I cannot focus

[horny-3]

warning for suggestive things

O'saa has a canonically long dick

How does Nas'hrah know it?

Guys do you think O'saa uses Nas'hrah as a portable fleshlight?

Does O'saa make Nas'hrah give him head?

[purple-ravaged]

unfinished sketchbook page :3 should i do more kacchan or someone else???

[wikitpowers]

look this obviously implies a kitty wedding <3

like DUH!!! clearly nothing bad will happen…

[tokkytikky]

hi r u ok? :]

Yeah, just a bit tired, bit busy, but still kicking.

[moominpopzz]

how long do y’all think Ashe had to sleep in Mark’s bed with him after what happened to her mom. How often do you think Mark would try to put Ashe to bed and she’d run to him minutes after he leaves her room and begged him not to leave her. How often do you think Mark would hold her while she slept, staying awake for nights on end so that when she woke up screaming and sobbing from nightmares he could be awake to comfort her.

Do you think she moved back to her own room on her own or that she got to an age where Mark slowly started making her go back to her room instead. Do you think he’d sit in there and wait until she fell asleep or with his work one day he just stopped letting her crawl into bed with him. Do you think there were nights where when she could only fall asleep in his bed he’d carry her back to her room and she’d wake up, alone, in the room that damn book was in, do you think she’d just scream until Mark ran in to check on her?