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promithiae · 2 years

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The kind of people the general public assumes would attend a fiber festival: stodgy old grannies that would clutch their pearl if you say the word darn

Actual fiber festival attendees: a bunch of subversive queers that will not hesitate to make the raunchiest joke at any given opportunity. And the ones the grannies tell are the most crude of all

#went to a fiber festival today #i swear 90% of the vendors were non binary lesbians #i wanted to hug every single one of them #i need more gay paraphanalia for situations like this #if it wasnt so hot i would have worn my battle jacket #i should have worn the discworld vest :/#but in my hubris i wanted to wear some knitting. i did NOT look at the presicted temperature because im a dumbass

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