#i shitpost sometimes
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atinyladybug-daydreams · 1 year ago
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My interpretation of the GOIs and what they would do if they are given a gun.
If you give a gun to a Foundation Member, they're gonna point it at the anomaly and tell it to sit down in the box.
If you give it to a GOC member, it's going to shoot the anomaly.
If you give it to a Serpent's Hand member, they're going to turn around and point at you.
If you give it to an AWCY member, they change the gun to a paint gun, blast it at the wall and then call it art.
If you give it to a GAW member, they reality bend it to shoot out a flag that says "what the fuck man" and then beat you up with the gun before sending the picture of the gun to their Discord Server.
If you give it to a Dr Wondertainment worker, they change it into a toy gun that might shoot a real bullet
If you give it to a MC&D member, they bring it to an auction
If you give it to Prometheus Lab, the gun is taken apart to study how it works.
If you give it to the Church Of The Broken God, they superglue the gun to their superglued gun collection that had a shitty cardboard with the words written "God Being Rebuilt WIP" taped on it.
If you give the gun to a Nalkan, congratulations. The gun is now flesh. The anomaly is now flesh. You are now flesh.
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soulsty · 1 year ago
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I made this for a VERY specific set of people (mostly me)
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cartoonsinthemorning · 6 months ago
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Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.
Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗
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artkaninchenbau · 10 months ago
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
Bonus
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notherpuppet · 3 days ago
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Sorry Mr. King of Hell, Alastor hails from the land of stubborn, violent psychopaths 😔
(what it do my fellow americans)
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communistcephalopod · 1 year ago
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🌊 lugias-sopping-anus
Can't stand how people will learn that humans are related to Pokemon and somehow come to the conclusion that different people are different types. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
🍑 pechaberrysoda
there are literally so many fighting type people what are you even talking about lmao
🌊 lugias-sopping-anus
Your genetic make up doesn't just magically change type because you took a karate class. Do you also think your Charizard is a Grass type now because it learnt Solar Beam?
✨ ace-trainer-luna
But aren't Psychic type people a thing? Some humans have telekinetic powers, I'm pretty sure there are a few gym leaders who have them. There are even rare cases of children born with psychic abilities.
🌸 cynthiasfuturewife
that's still just learning moves
🌌 mistyterrain
As an actual Psychic type, this post is really disheartening to see. The fact that people who still refuse to acknowledge the existence of psychics are so common is just shocking. We exist!
☣ deathtounova
no one's refusing to acknowledge the existence of shit, you just don't know how types work
🌌 mistyterrain
The sheer ignorance on display here, it's obvious you're just mad you're a normal type lol.
☣ deathtounova
how bout i karate chop your ass and we'll see how "not very effective" it is
🌌 mistyterrain
Typical physical attacker brutishness, resorting to violence as usual
🦧 return-to-mankey
didn't you claim you manifested the kyogre disaster in hoenn?
⚡ electrictypesfuckyeah
WHAT
🥀 cradilyzone
Actual professor here! Genetically, all humans are Normal types, though some of our relatively recent ancestors were Psychic. Part of what let us succeed as a species was reutilizing the brain power originally used for psionics to language and tool use. We do still have some vestigial psychic power that can be trained, though it's quite weak compared to most Pokémon. As for those born with psychic powers, this is considered nowadays to be like an egg move, passed down from parent to child. And no, obviously learning Fighting moves doesn't make you a Fighting type, there is no way for a human to change their type.
🌔 hexmaniac
my grandma became a ghost type
��️ bigjiggly
I-
🔞 mega-miltank
What about swimmers though, they're water type, right?
📀 HM-69
did you even read the post
🪴 n-did-nothing_wrong
Are we all just ignoring OP's url?
🌊 lugias-sopping-anus
Team Plasma apologist blog, opinion discarded.
🛗 mostlymukposts
This post single handedly evolved my Porygon-2
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veggiemist · 3 months ago
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hoooo
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Their “man-dates” end in them kissing
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Alternatively…
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spiderdaynightlive · 1 year ago
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"oh hey what the hell"
bathroom's closed; wasp photoshoot
"what"
*reviewing my settings and lowering ISO* bathroom's closed. wasp photoshoot.
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dreamsy990 · 11 days ago
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trans telemachus
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noogit9000 · 1 year ago
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umblrspectrum · 6 months ago
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i got lazy in the second panel
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tinkerbitch69 · 17 days ago
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Doctor Who: Joy to The World Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Chair.
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queerbeverage · 20 days ago
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*slams fist on table*
"DOLL JOINTS.
JOINTS WITH THE WEED THAT MAKES YOU A DOLL. Get it, like the like joint as in body joint but also funny weed drug-"
*i raise my hand to make a point, having not noticed until now that the fine porcellain my body is made of shattered on impact with the table. I stare at it*
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sweetnsour-stuff · 11 months ago
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Emmet spotted in the Lumiose City Catacombs
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notherpuppet · 10 months ago
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Bangs down and bangs up 🔄
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kens-ramblings · 2 months ago
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so ik it’s not cannon accurate but,,,
i need a fic of tim just crashing out.
like he gets so sick of like damian and jason talking about how weak he is and shit like that that he’s like “yall realize lady shiva was my one of my FIRST teachers, and i was the first robin she trained. i had to train under b AFTER he already lost a robin. you DONT think he was 10x harder on me than any of you guys???? there’s a reason my training videos are mainly redacted without bruce’s or my permission. i got ra’s al ghul BEGGING ME to join his league or have my children. i get gifts from him WEEKLY. do you KNOW how many of his little ninja i fight per DAY??? nahh im sick of this shit let’s take it to the mats” and just demolishing both of them at the same time.
i just think it’d be very funny. i just like fics of people who pretend to be weaker than they are(or they just never really have a reason to go full tilt so they just don’t) get sick of holding back and just losing it :D
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