#i shitpost sometimes
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My interpretation of the GOIs and what they would do if they are given a gun.
If you give a gun to a Foundation Member, they're gonna point it at the anomaly and tell it to sit down in the box.
If you give it to a GOC member, it's going to shoot the anomaly.
If you give it to a Serpent's Hand member, they're going to turn around and point at you.
If you give it to an AWCY member, they change the gun to a paint gun, blast it at the wall and then call it art.
If you give it to a GAW member, they reality bend it to shoot out a flag that says "what the fuck man" and then beat you up with the gun before sending the picture of the gun to their Discord Server.
If you give it to a Dr Wondertainment worker, they change it into a toy gun that might shoot a real bullet
If you give it to a MC&D member, they bring it to an auction
If you give it to Prometheus Lab, the gun is taken apart to study how it works.
If you give it to the Church Of The Broken God, they superglue the gun to their superglued gun collection that had a shitty cardboard with the words written "God Being Rebuilt WIP" taped on it.
If you give the gun to a Nalkan, congratulations. The gun is now flesh. The anomaly is now flesh. You are now flesh.
#alt rambles#scp shitposting#i shitpost sometimes#yes i know im wrong but this is funny cope with me for a sec#scp
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I made this for a VERY specific set of people (mostly me)
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Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.
Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#falin touden#kermit the frog#did you know that pigs will sometimes eat rocks?#and since we are about trivia. This is my second time reaching over to 12k followers. You see#after the great purge I lost a bunch and went back to 11k for a loooong time#who would have thought a shitpost about frogs would get you back into my home#welcome back
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
Bonus
#Sir Crocodile#Monkey D Dragon#Emporio Ivankov#Dragodile#Crocodad#My art#One Piece#We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay#Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao#I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally#He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that#Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy#And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do#But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion
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Sorry Mr. King of Hell, Alastor hails from the land of stubborn, violent psychopaths 😔
(what it do my fellow americans)
#minors DNI#Sometimes when I’m reading radioapple fanfic Lucifer pulls the “King” card and I always think alastor would react like this 😂#shitpost#hazbin hotel#my doods#hazbin hotel fanart#radioapple#?#alastor#lucifer hazbin
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🌊 lugias-sopping-anus
Can't stand how people will learn that humans are related to Pokemon and somehow come to the conclusion that different people are different types. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
🍑 pechaberrysoda
there are literally so many fighting type people what are you even talking about lmao
🌊 lugias-sopping-anus
Your genetic make up doesn't just magically change type because you took a karate class. Do you also think your Charizard is a Grass type now because it learnt Solar Beam?
✨ ace-trainer-luna
But aren't Psychic type people a thing? Some humans have telekinetic powers, I'm pretty sure there are a few gym leaders who have them. There are even rare cases of children born with psychic abilities.
🌸 cynthiasfuturewife
that's still just learning moves
🌌 mistyterrain
As an actual Psychic type, this post is really disheartening to see. The fact that people who still refuse to acknowledge the existence of psychics are so common is just shocking. We exist!
☣ deathtounova
no one's refusing to acknowledge the existence of shit, you just don't know how types work
🌌 mistyterrain
The sheer ignorance on display here, it's obvious you're just mad you're a normal type lol.
☣ deathtounova
how bout i karate chop your ass and we'll see how "not very effective" it is
🌌 mistyterrain
Typical physical attacker brutishness, resorting to violence as usual
🦧 return-to-mankey
didn't you claim you manifested the kyogre disaster in hoenn?
⚡ electrictypesfuckyeah
WHAT
🥀 cradilyzone
Actual professor here! Genetically, all humans are Normal types, though some of our relatively recent ancestors were Psychic. Part of what let us succeed as a species was reutilizing the brain power originally used for psionics to language and tool use. We do still have some vestigial psychic power that can be trained, though it's quite weak compared to most Pokémon. As for those born with psychic powers, this is considered nowadays to be like an egg move, passed down from parent to child. And no, obviously learning Fighting moves doesn't make you a Fighting type, there is no way for a human to change their type.
🌔 hexmaniac
my grandma became a ghost type
��️ bigjiggly
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🔞 mega-miltank
What about swimmers though, they're water type, right?
📀 HM-69
did you even read the post
🪴 n-did-nothing_wrong
Are we all just ignoring OP's url?
🌊 lugias-sopping-anus
Team Plasma apologist blog, opinion discarded.
🛗 mostlymukposts
This post single handedly evolved my Porygon-2
#this is mostly a shitpost but like#also genuinely a problem i have with the things people say sometimes#pokemon#fake post#unreality
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hoooo
Their “man-dates” end in them kissing
Alternatively…
#danganronpa#danganronpa 2#danganronpa shitpost#my art#art#kazuichi souda#kazuichi soda#hajime hinata#hinasouda#kazuhina#soul friends#bros who kiss sometimes I guess#kazuichi wants to be treated right#do better!!!!
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"oh hey what the hell"
bathroom's closed; wasp photoshoot
"what"
*reviewing my settings and lowering ISO* bathroom's closed. wasp photoshoot.
#look yes i do prefer out in nature shots but sometimes the wasps dont want to come out of the spiky spiky trees#invertebrate shitposting#macro photography#wasps#bugs#now this is the real IECC experience
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trans telemachus
#doodles#does this get the shitpost tag#shitpost#epic the musical#odysseus#telemachus#penelope#YES I KNOW ARGOS IS DEAD BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO DRAW BUPPY#odysseus would be so supportive btw. he just doesnt know what trans means#i love drawing guys covered in blood
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#fnaf#fnaf sb#fnaf security breach#noogit9000#digital art#shitpost#fnaf memes#glamrock freddy#i make original content sometimes
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i got lazy in the second panel
#i love having art skill manifest out of literally nowhere#i guess i was just charging up for this shitpost or something#still no idea how to stylize n's textboxes so i've been bouncing around a bit#my favorite gag ever is when a character has an emoticon or curse bleep or whatever and other characters are just like “how did you do that#funniest thing ever to me#gonna go vanish for another 3 months while i fuel my old bird obsession and get yelled at by my coworker#art#murder drones#murder drones uzi#murder drones n#serial designation n#me my boyfriend and his pile of a bunch of suspiciously familiar plushies he found in an abandoned building#suprisingly soft. you should try smothering yourself with plushies sometime#apparently i was REALLY lazy with the second panel because i forgot to two tone uzis top dialogue#btw first time two toning the dialogue if thats difficult to read then ill quit it
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Doctor Who: Joy to The World Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Chair.
#I can be funny sometimes I swear#doctor who#dr who#dw#doctor who christmas special#joy to the world#dw spoilers#dw shitpost
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*slams fist on table*
"DOLL JOINTS.
JOINTS WITH THE WEED THAT MAKES YOU A DOLL. Get it, like the like joint as in body joint but also funny weed drug-"
*i raise my hand to make a point, having not noticed until now that the fine porcellain my body is made of shattered on impact with the table. I stare at it*
#shitpost#rayla talks#doll#dollposting#well a lil#i feel like combining too many shitpost concepts into one sometimes hampers the punchline. but in this case i think it works.#HA PUNCHLINE LIKE I PUNCHED THE TABLE-
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Emmet spotted in the Lumiose City Catacombs
#I was thinking that Emmet should be in Legends Z-A but doing something underground for his name to be a pun like Ingo's in Legend Arceus#And then I was reminded of the fact that there's just. Catacombs filled with human remains under Paris#so#Catacomb Cryptid Emmet#Sometimes I forget I lurk in fandoms so much but rarely post so uhhh yeah submas#pokemon#pkmn#pkmnart#pkmn fanart#submas#kudari#emmet#subway boss kudari#subway bosses#subway boss emmet#pokemon legends z-a#pokemon legends a z#pokemon black and white#pokemon meme#pokemon shitpost#shitpost art#legends z-a#pokemon legends za#pokemon bw#my art#my fanart#unova#art#digital art#digital fanart
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Bangs down and bangs up 🔄
#sometimes I just think: I wonder what that would look like#but I don’t wanna spend that much time on it lol#hence this silly comic existing#anyway#radioapple#I guess?#iz a shitpost lol#hazbin hotel#my doods
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so ik it’s not cannon accurate but,,,
i need a fic of tim just crashing out.
like he gets so sick of like damian and jason talking about how weak he is and shit like that that he’s like “yall realize lady shiva was my one of my FIRST teachers, and i was the first robin she trained. i had to train under b AFTER he already lost a robin. you DONT think he was 10x harder on me than any of you guys???? there’s a reason my training videos are mainly redacted without bruce’s or my permission. i got ra’s al ghul BEGGING ME to join his league or have my children. i get gifts from him WEEKLY. do you KNOW how many of his little ninja i fight per DAY??? nahh im sick of this shit let’s take it to the mats” and just demolishing both of them at the same time.
i just think it’d be very funny. i just like fics of people who pretend to be weaker than they are(or they just never really have a reason to go full tilt so they just don’t) get sick of holding back and just losing it :D
#batfam#tim drake#red robin#jason todd#red hood#damian wayne#robin#unhinged tim drake#batfamily shitposts#i just need fics of tim losing his shit and crashing out#just because they are funny#and i sometimes feel like people would forget that just because he’s smart does not mean he doesn’t have hands#like bro all robins are certified villains only being held back by b’s rules#they all have insane hands and are all very smart#don’t get distracted by whichever one they choose to put at the forefront of their personality so you forget about the other#but basically yeah i just want it bc it’d make me giggle#also yes ik bruce never physically abused tim during training but i love the angst fics that use that so i added it anyways#i. don’t think it was like intentional on bryce’s part tho just that he was struggling so hard with his grief#he just never noticed how hard he was pushing tim until he pushed wayyyy too far#and yeah he and tim eventually resolved their issues and had a BIG talk about training boundaries#but only after he started getting a bit better and got it through his head that tim was just a kid and not a moving punching bag#i like to think it was only after like titans tower or some other time where he was very close to losing tim tho#bc as much as i want bruce to just be a good dad all the time he had struggles actually verbalizing his feelings#and apologizing for his mistakes
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