#i shalln't

[neshatriumphs]

This is why even though I tend to be a shipper, I just don't be doing so in them areas. Or just dirty looking in general tbh. I STILL disagree with Sally Ann fuckin on that mountain boy. YOU KNOW he gave her an infection or a few, and prolly lice too.

Show/movie tryna show me a romance with people who probably musty:

Me:

[blushblushbear]

Fuyu may be a bit of a stiff stuffy old man

But he's sad and lonely and really into theater and interested in musicals and such and fucking SAME

I wanna hold him, never let him be alone again and also take him to see a Broadway show or show him Pavaroti and both of us be excited nerds about it

Also he's tall and I'd have fun yanking him down to my height for a smooch

[dreams-led-me-here-somehow]

I do be having the urge to become a cryptid right around now

Like, just a walking terror of the night, living in the shadows, that sounds nice

[flappingpussylips]

this is so horrible, idk how some of you who always have posts circulating deal with this

[itookyoudown]

just as i can only accept arlo and helen's relationship if i head canon they were cheating together behind frances' back the ENTIRE TIME she was alive, i can only accept boyd and charlene's...thing if she's actually an undercover prison groupie that boyd lured into aiding his great escape.

[paul-simon-juggling]

Seven Psalms and (the production of) Paul's episode of The Muppets have the same birthday and I think that's pretty cool 🙂

[birchbow]

Absolutely nervous as fuck, your writing is fucking amazing, art and everything else. I am a massive fan, you are an inspiration to my own writing, can't wait for the next update, hoping to see more ghb/gamzee pictures, I don't have a legit question rn I just wanted to fanboy TwT

awww that's very sweet of you! I'm about to pass out before work but here's some scandalously bare-faced lads doing some, uh,,,,, totally wholesome G-rated morning cuddling, lmao

[sycamorality]

you are a fun dash presence :) see you often and i enjoy it

ehehe im glad!

a little silly~

[k1ll3r-k4rg0]

Recent thing on my mind is THIS fucking ship. Been doodling ... these fucking guys. Doomguy and quakeguy respectively in the top image. Quakes the bigger one basically

also man BODY nipples and PENIS under the cut. dilf.

[ofheroism]

when: december 31, 2022 where: ski lodge a few hours away who: @roxysinclair​

This is the first year that Jasper has not immediately set his sights on some attractive skier’s girlfriend who stayed at the lodge or rich socialite here to crash his annual party. It is rather exclusive, after all, as he doesn’t even invite members of his own pack. Still, this information does cause him to raise an eyebrow at his own actions before ordering another drink. He’s hardly had time to work on a game plan when he spent most of the road trip arguing with Roxy and one of his family members over the road trip playlist and now he’s gotten distracted listening to Roxy’s karaoke rendition, absolutely for her voice and not her New Year Eve’s outfit, he’s a gentleman. “Do you think I could get an autograph ? ” Jasper teases hers, one hand lightly, playfully, platonically taking her wrist to tug her towards him. 

[e-kamski-cyberlifeceo]

It hurts, but at least I can feel something

[neshatriumphs]

I doubt if I will at all moving forward come back to a reblog somebody did from me wrong as dirt on a dick. If y'all have bad comprehension, can't read, struggle with interpretation, saw something that nobody even said, have opinions that are wack, etc. I'm leaving you in whomever you live for's bosom. We will not be communicating further. Be blessed.

[clownlng-around]

I KNOW! HEHEHE!!

(or at least I thought I did, please go check this out. Still worth it, though!)

I found this somewhere and it inspired me to analyze some of Jevil's Japanese dialogue on my own!

I know only a little Japanese and I mostly relied on Google Translate and research to get the idea of the text, so any corrections from anyone who knows more would be appreciated! The intention isn't to spread misinformation lol

If anyone wants to see the dialogue themselves, you can find it in the Japanese Deltarune Wiki.

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DIALOG!

☆ BEFORE BATTLE

* U~EN HIHIHI~TSUU~ENHIHIHI... / ウェーン　ヒッヒッ　ウェンヒッヒ…

* SO LONELY, AM I? SO LONELY, I AM... / Samishī yo? Samishī ne… / さみしいヨ？　さみしいネ…

* LOOK, IT'S TIME FOR A VISIT. / Hōra goran yo menkaida. / ほうら　ごらんよ　面会だ。

* THE 3 STANDING OVER THERE... / Soko ni tatteru 3-ri wa… / そこに　立ってる3人は…

* WHO COULD THEY BE? WHO MAY THEY BE? / daredaro na? Daredaro ne? / 誰だろナ？　誰だろネ？

* INNOCENT, AM I? INNOCENT, I AM... I WANTED A GAME. THAT'S ALL IT WAS... THAT'S ALL IT IS... / Mujitsuda yo? Mujitsuda ne… boku wa gēmu ga shitakatta. Soredake sa… soredake da… / 無実だヨ？　無実だネ…　ボクは　ゲームがしたかった。　それだけサ… それだけダ…

* THE GAME IS SO VERY FUN! BUT THE KINGS ARE SO VERY BORING. "THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS," THEY SAID AS THEY GOT ANGRY. / Gēmu wa tottemo tanoshī no. Demo ōsama-tachi totemo tsumaranai. `Keshikaran' to okotta no. / ゲームは　とっても楽しいの。　でも　王様たち　とても　つまらない。　「けしからん」と　怒ったの。

* THAT WAS THE WISH OF THE KINGS. MY BODY IS LOCKED UP AS PUNISHMENT. IN THIS CAGE. / Sore wa nozomideshita ō-tachi no. Watashi no karada o batsu to shite tojikomeru. Kono Ori ni. / それは　望みでした　王たちの。　ワタシの体を　罰として　閉じ込める。　このオリに。

* BUT I'M QUITE FAST ON MY FEET! MY HEAD IS ALSO SHARP. MY HEAD SPINS. / Washi wa ashi ga hayai zo yo? Atama mo kireru. Atama ga mawaru. / ワシは　足が速いぞよ？　頭もキレる。頭が回る。

* THE VICTORY OF THE CHASE IS MINE. THE ONES WHO THE KINGS CAPTURED ARE THEIR OWN PEOPLE. / Oikakekko wa bokunokachi.-Ō-tachi ga toraeta no wa jibun no min. / 追いかけっこは　ボクの勝ち。　王たちが捕えたのは　自分の民。

I have no idea why google translated it to that, but it's pretty much the same sentence as the English version.

* IF YOU LOOK AT THINGS FROM THIS SIDE, YOU WON'T SEE IT THAT WAY, LIGHTNER! / Kochiragawa yori mono mireba sō wa mienu zo raitonā! / こちら側より　物見れば　そうは見えぬぞ　ライトナー！

* THAT'S NONE. I'M GETTING LONELY MORE AND MORE. IN THIS SMALL FREEDOM. / Nondesu soreha. Samishiku narimasu dondon watashi. Kono sasayakana jiyū no naka de. / ノン　です　それは。　さみしくなります　どんどん　私。　この　ささやかな　自由の中で。

* SHALL WE PLAY? WE SHALL, SHALLN'T WE? SHALL YOU PLAY A GAME WITH ME? / Asobou yo? Asobou ne? Boku to gēmu o shite asobou? / 遊ぼうヨ？　遊ぼうネ？　ボクと　ゲームをして遊ぼう？

* I WILL TEACH YOU WHAT TRUE FREEDOM IS REALLY LIKE!

(i dont know if shalln't is even a word)

☆ IF "PLAY A GAME" IS SELECTED

* FIND THE KEY, AND IF YOU FIND IT, I'LL SET YOU FREE. / Kagi o mitsukero mitsukereba jiyū ni shiteyaru omae-tachi. / カギを　見つけろ　見つければ　自由にしてやる　おまえたち。

* THE KEY SHOULD BE HIDDEN. FROM THOSE EYES. THE OLD SHOPKEEPER KNOWS. THE SECRET. OF THE KEY. / Kagi wa kakusa rete imashou ne. Sono-me kara wa. Toshioita tenshu ga shitte imasu. Himitsu. Kagi no. / カギは　隠されていましょうね。　その目からは。　年老いた店主が　知っています。ヒミツ。カギの。

☆ AFTER FIXING THE KEY

* U-EN HIHHI U~ENHIHHI... IS THAT THE KEY? IT'S THE KEY, ISN'T IT? / U~ēn hihhi u~enhihhi… kagidesu yo? Kagidesu ne? / ウェーン　ヒッヒ　ウェンヒッヒ… カギですヨ？ カギですネ？

* RELEASE IT! LET IT OUT! THE AWESOME FUN! / Tokihanate! Tokihanatsu! Maa~aberasuna o tanoshi mi! / 解き放て！ 解き放つ！ マアァベラスな　おたのしミ！

* NOW, OPEN THE DOOR. FREE YOURSELF. / Sā akeru nodesuto bira. Suru nodesu mizukara o kaihō. / さあ　あけるのです　とびら。するのです　みずからを　解放。

☆ IF "DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR" IS SELECTED

* ALL CHOICES ARE GONE! HAVING COME THIS FAR, THAT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE! / Nakunarimashita sentakushi! Koko made ki toite sore wa nashi! / なくなりました　選択肢！　ここまで来といて　それはナシ！

☆ ENTERING FREEDOM

* U~EN HIHHI! U~ENHIHHI! VISITORS, AREN'T THERE! VISITORS, THERE ARE! LET'S PLAY! WE WILL PLAY! / U~ēn hihhi u~enhihhi! Okyakuda yo! Okyakuda ne! Asobimasho! Asobimasu! / ウェーン　ヒッヒ　ウェンヒッヒ！ お客だヨ！ お客だネ！ 遊びましょ！ 遊びます！

* I'LL PLAY WITH YOU, THEN I'LL PLAY WITH EVERYONE ELSE! / Anta to asonda sono ato nya hoka no kai tomo asobu no sa! / アンタと　あそんだ　そのあとにゃ　他の　皆とも　遊ぶのさ！

Ralsei: Umm... What are we playing, exactly?

* HEY, IT'S A SIMPLE NUMBERS GAME! / Nā ~ ni kantan'na sūji no gēmu sa! / なぁ～に　簡単な　数字のゲームさ！

* IF YOUR HP REACHES 0, THE LOSS IS YOURS! / Kimi no HP ga 0 ni nattara kimi no make-sa! / キミのHPが０になったら　キミの負けさ！

Susie: I see, so that's what you call a "game", huh... / Naruhodo sore ga omae no iu `gēmu' tte yatsu ka… / なるほど　それが　おまえの言う　「ゲーム」ってヤツか…

Well, then prepare yourself... / nara kakugo shiro yo… / なら　覚悟しろよ…

I'll kill you instantly in a lick! / Name pu de shunsatsu shite yaru ze! / 舐めプで　瞬殺してやるぜ！

* U~ENHIHHI! U~ENHIHHI! THAT'S MY LINE! I'LL MAKE YOU LICK THE GROUND! / U~ēnhihhi u~enhihhi! Sore wa kotchi no serifudesu! Jibeta o name sasete yarimasu! / ウェーン���ッヒ　ウェンヒッヒ！ それは　こっちのセリフです！ 地べたを　舐めさせてやります！

* LET'S GET STARTED! WE WILL GET STARTED! ON THE BEGINNING OF A VERY FUN GAME!! / Sā hajimemashou! Hajimeru yo! Tanoshī gēmu no makuake sa!! / さあ　始めましょう！ 始めるよ！ 楽しいゲームの 幕開けサ！！

Now, to clarify...

舐めプ (Namepu) means to lick, which is why Susie's line is translated to "I'll kill you in a lick". In this context, it means to underestimate and disrespect someone, not taking them seriously, like "licking" it off as a joke.

Jevil turns this line against them and turns it into something literal to say that he'll utterly humiliate them.

"That's my line" ("Sore wa kotchi no serifudesu" / 「それは　こっちのセリフです」) is a Japanese phrase that means "I should be saying that to you, not you to me".

☆ IF DEFEATED WITH PACIFY

* OH, HOW GLEEING, INVIGORATING, AND UTTERLY REFRESHING! WHAT ENERGETIC CHILDREN, YOU ARE! I'M COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED! / Yukai tsūkai kibun sōkai! Nanto genkina kodomo-tachi! Watashi wa sukkari tohetoheda! / ユカイ　ツーカイ　気分ソーカイ！ なんと　元気な子供たち！ 私は　すっかり　トヘトヘだ！

* I GUESS I'LL NOW GO INTO A DEEP SLEEP FOR 100 YEARS, HUH? / Ware kore yori 100-nen no fukai nemuri ni tsukimasho ne. / われ　これより　100年の　深い眠りに　つきましょね。

* UNFORTUNATELY HOWEVER, YOU GUYS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH SUCH SWEET DREAMS. / Zan'nendesukedo kimi-tachi wa ama ~ i yume to wa go muen sa. / 残念ですけど　キミたちは　あま～い夢とは　ご無縁サ。

* YOU WILL WAKE UP. INSIDE. OF YOUR HEART. A BAD NIGHTMARE WILL WAKE YOU UP. / Mezamerumasu. Anata no kokoro. No naka ni. Warui akumu ga mezamerumasu. / 目覚めるます。あなたの心。のなかに。悪い悪夢が　目覚めるます。

* IN THE SHADOW OF THE EVIL HAND OF THE "KNIGHT" / `Kishi' no ma no te no sono kage ni. / 「騎士」の魔の手の　その影に。

* CAN YOU LIGHTNERS STOP IT? / Raitonā-tachi ni tome rareru? / ライトナーたちに　止められる？

* U~EN HIHHI U~ENHIHHI! / ウェーン　ヒッヒ　ウェンヒッヒ！

* WELL, IN ANY CASE... QUITE SERIOUS THIS IS, SERIOUS. CHAOS, IT IS! IT IS CHAOS...! / Mā izure ni shimashite mo… korya taihen sā taihen. Kaosuda ne! Kaosuda yo…! / まあ　いずれにしましても… こりゃ大変　さあ大変。カオスだネ！ カオスだヨ…！

* LIGHTNER! FROM WITHIN YOUR NARROW CAGE... / Raitonā yo! Onore no semaki ori no uchi yori… / ライトナーよ！ おのれの　狭きオリの内より…

* BRING THIS OUT! GIVE IT YOUR ALL! THE BEST AND THE STRONGEST! / Kore o mochi dase! Furishibore! Saikō no saikyō o! / これを　持ちだせ！ 振りしぼれ！ 最高の最強を！

ユカイ　ツーカイ　気分ソーカイ (Yukai tsūkai kibun sōkai) is a playful and rhythmic Japanese phrase.

ユカイ (Yukai): means "fun" or "pleasant."

ツーカイ (Tsūkai): means "refreshing" or "invigorating."

気分ソーカイ (Kibun Sōkai): "気分 (kibun)" means "feeling" or "mood," and "ソーカイ (sōkai)" means "refreshed" or "clear." Together, it means "feeling refreshed."

There is no way to give an exact translation to English, so I decided to go with "how gleeing, invigorating, and utterly refreshing" according to the context of this situation.

☆ IF DEFEATED THROUGH FIGHTING

* HAHHAHHA. THIS IS SO FUN!! / Hāhhahha. Korya tanoshī!! / ハーッハッハ。こりゃ楽しい！！

* SO FAST! SO QUICK! YOU ALL SURE ARE VERY STRONG! / Subayai ne! Subayai yo! Minasan tottemo tsuyoi no ne! / すばやいネ！ すばやいヨ！ みなさん　とっても　強いのネ！

* BUT YOU SHOULDN'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. THERE ARE STRONGER AND FASTER ONES OUT THERE, YOU KNOW! REALLY, THERE ARE! / Dakedo sa yudanhakinmotsu sa. Motto hayakute tsuyoi no ga irukara ne! Irukara yo! / だけどさ　油断は禁物さ。もっと速くて強いのが　いるからネ！ いるからヨ！

* THE EVIL HAND OF THE KNIGHT IS APPROACHING. / Semari kuru wa `kishi' no ma no te. / 迫りくるは 「騎士」の魔の手。

* SOON, THE "QUEEN" WILL RETURN, AND THE ROAR OF HELL WILL ECHO FROM THE DEPTHS... / Jikini `joō' modora rete fuchi yori hibiku wa jigoku no hōkō… / じきに「女王」もどられて　淵より響くは　地獄の咆哮…

And then he says the same stuff. But yes, "this" is replaced with "me".

THOUGHTS!

So, in English, Jevil speaks in a somewhat poetic manner.

Jevil in Japanese sounds more like an excited child.

He uses a lot of "ネ/ne" and "サ/sa" and such, which gives a more playful vibe. He's also a bit more manic and/or excited maybe, perhaps a little more aggressive, and sometimes makes odd pauses between words, like you would if were trying to correct yourself or elaborate after saying something.

He, to me, overall sounds more like a messed up, childlike villain.

Instead of his trademark repeated words, he does something more unique to Japanese.

For example, "chaos, chaos!" is "カオスだヨ？ カオスだネ！/ kaosuda yo? kaosuda ne!" ("ネ/ne" means something as in "isn't it?" to see if another agrees) Not sure how to explain it, probably because of my lack of knowledge on Japanese, but he repeats a word but phrases it in a different way. This is difficult to communicate in English.

Speaking of that, let's talk about pronouns.

As the screenshot on top says, Jevil uses various "I" pronouns to refer to himself. But this doesn't just apply to himself, but everything.

He calls the fun gang "omae" one sentence and "kimi" on another. And he overall just uses various ways of phrasing throughout his dialogue that are unique to Japanese. It doesn't matter what these different ways of phrasing are for or what they mean, whether it be formality or friendliness and such, he just uses whatever whenever he wants and seemingly likes to switch between them, which is pretty fitting for the character methinks. The guy just does not care.

So, uhh... I would say the clown isn't plural, at least I doubt so, but it's not completely out of the question!

If you read the correction made by Velvetstrings, i mistranslated the "my head is sharp" line. Well... Not really. But I missed the double meaning. It's apparently supposed to mean that Jevil's mind is split/broken, or perhaps his head is seperated from his body in some way. As stated by Velvet, this could support the idea that Jevil is plural somehow. But I doubted it because the only reason that was given for this idea in the original post were the pronouns he used, or at least that's what it was out of context.

Perhaps I got a bit too... cocky. But well, at least I know more about Japanese now AND Jevil! Uee hee hee!

[my-name-is-heartache]

Promise braids

Warnings: legolas (yes he is a warning), use of Y/n, touching someone without consent, reader is half elf half human, also this is my first fic ever so sorry it'll be shite <3

Pairings: legolas X F!reader

Au where Gandalf goes to Rohan alone and tells the three besties to go someplace safe until he can meet them again.

I've always liked the idea that the braids in elves hair are promises made to them so that's what's happening in this.

You heard a knock coming from the door. Walking towards it you called out,

"who is it?"

"it's me Legolas, me and my companions need a place to sleep tonight," he replied.

"how many of you are there?" You asked whilst opening the door.

"Only three," answered a dwarf to legolas's left. You stepped aside and gestured for them to enter.

Once everyone had entered and the door was firmly locked, legolas took you aside. "We are being hunted, we need a safe place to stay. With someone we trust."

"who's chasing you?"

"Orc's but we will be gone before they arrive," he took your hand in his. "You need not worry about us, about me."

"but what about the town, if the orcs think you are here they will burn this place to the ground and me with it." You pointed out.

"well you would come with us, you shalln't go all the way with us to Isengard but-"

"To Isengard? Your going to Isengard? Why?," You cut him off.

"I can't tell you my love, all I can say is that we need your help."

"and you know I would do anything for you, and yet you still refuse to stay by my side for long."

"I promise you this is the last quest the last adventure before I am yours."

You sighed, "Would they like to eat?" You gestured a thumb towards the ranger, and the dwarf who were now talking of hobbits and wizards you didn't know.

"yes, we haven't eaten in a week." Legolas looked ashamed.

"this must be an important quest my love." You kissed his cheek before walking of to your pantry and gathering foods enough for three meals.

When you returned your guests were sitting at the table patiently waiting. Gently you placed hams, cheeses and fruits in front of them, before fetching plates, cutlery and 2 glasses filled with wine.

"If anything is not to your tastes please tell me." You said before fetching a pint of ale for the dwarf. Who beamed upon your generosity.

Once your guests were eating they told you tales of orcs and hobbits, until all the food had gone and you showed them to rooms.

"master dwarf you can sleep here tonight, the lavatory is the door across from yours in the hall and through that door," you pointed to a door inside the room, "is master rangers room."

"please call me Gimli," requested the dwarf shaking your hand.

"of course, sleep well Gimli." You said before closing the door.

"master ranger this is-"

"Aragorn," he said before slipping inside the room and closing the door.

"well that's that then," you said before taking legolas's hand and entering your own bedroom.

"Are you sure it is wise for us to share? I do not wish the others to find out about us," he asked as you took of your dress and tucked yourself under the duvet.

"well then by all means sleep on the floor, but I do not have anymore rooms," upon hearing that he undressed and slipped under the covers to join you.

When dawn came you awoke to legolas sleeping peacefully beside you. And not very hushed whispers coming from down the hall.

"It is not impolite to awaken first Gimli."

"Aye but it is rude to wander someone else's home whilst they sleep," you decided to go and see what all the fuss was about. Sitting up you swung your legs over the side of the bed and felt a soft hand glide down your side.

"Where do you think your going?" Murmered a sleepy legolas. As he trailed kisses up your back.

"to go and help my guests." You slipped out of bed and pulled on the same dress as yesterday. "Should I expect you to get up?" You asked kissing his forehead.

"yeah, give me a moment," he pulled the duvet off of him, and you left him to dress.

Walking into your front room you saw Aragorn and Gimli sitting across from eachother.

"would you two care for breakfast?" You asked already making your way to the kitchen.

"yes please," Gimli emphasized the please and Aragorn rolled his eyes.

You pulled out four bowls and filled them with porridge and honey topped with toasted acorns. Putting them down infront of the two you then sat on the right of Gimli. And you all began to eat.

"You know legolas never told us your name," commented Aragorn matter of factly.

"My name is Y/n," you told them and Gimli smiled.

"a beautiful name for a beautiful woman," he grinned at you.

"The dwarf is right it truly suits you," added Aragorn. You were about to reply when Legolas entered the room, now Fully clothed.

Silently he took his seat next to Aragorn and started eating.

"I'm going into the market today," you announced. "You are welcome to come with me or stay here."

"we need to go into the town's library, if you'll take is to it?" Aragorn said.

"of course, but may I ask why?" you asked.

"to meet a friend of ours." Answered Aragorn simply.

"will you be leaving after that? Or will I have the pleasure of your company for longer."

"we don't know, although I suspect we shall take our leave," you nodded before taking all the empty bowls and bringing them into the kitchen and beginning to wash them along with the plates from last night.

You were just finishing cleaning the last plate when you dropped it and it shattered against the hard floor.

"oh, bastard," you swore as a shard tore into your ankle just bow the hem if your skirt.

Holding onto the wall for support you got off the stool you had been sitting on , picking up the shards of porcelain you binned them and placed your foot upon the stool.

Carefully sweeping your hair out of your eyes you assessed the wound.

Biting your lip you yanked on the small peice of porcelain and it sliced across your skin enlarging the cut to almost triple the size.

You cried out at the sharp needles of pain traveling through your nerves.

Suddenly legolas, Aragorn and Gimli were in the room.

"sorry I saw a bee," you lied quickly dropping your skirt so it hid the blood pouring out of the gash.

Legolas grabbed your ankle and tugged the skirt up to your knee watching as the blood dribbled down your foot and dripped onto the floor "quite a nasty bee," he said making eye contact.

"I cut myself on a bit of broken plate," you couldn't lie with him looking at you like a puppy denied attention.

"you will be the death of me Y/n, wheres your first aid kit?" He shook his head resigningly.

"top shelf on the left." Aragorn Hurriedly lifted it down and handed it to legolas.

"well we'll just be through here then," said Gimli then he and Aragorn left.

"you must be more careful my love," legolas scolded, "had you been sitting on the floor it could have been your eye," legolas gestures to a shard of plate left stuck in the wall next to where your shoulder had been.

"you say it like I dropped the thing on purpose," you rolled your eyes.

"No I am merely concerned," legolas wrapped a bandage around the wound after putting a weird ointment on it. "Make sure you change this regularly or the wound may get infected."

"why would I do that when I have you to do it for me," you scrunched your nose in amusement. But he didn't seem to find it funny. As you turned back to the shelf and lifted the kit back up to it you felt strong hands on your waist slowly trailing up and down your sides. Then you felt his hot breath on your neck.

"you should really listen to me you know," he kissed your neck. "Because one day I'll stop repeatedly telling you, and you will have no idea what to do with yourself."

"well I manage just fine when your not here, which is pretty much always."

You could feel your blood boiling, he was never here but when he was he always had something to scold you about.

"I'm here now," he kissed the spot just under your ear before taking your earlobe into his mouth and sucking on it gently.

Your blood was filled with a new kind of fire as legolas left your ear to suck a mark into your neck.

"Legolas," you gasped, your voice barely audible. But he heard and spun you round in his arms.

"yes my love?" He whispered.

"not here," you were surprised you could talk, as your thoughts were lost in his eyes which were blown dark with lust, his pupils almost ingulfing his entire iris.

Legolas left a quick kiss on your lips before he left rejoining the others.

Breathing heavily you took a few moments to gather your thoughts back together before following him.

"So this is the market?" Said Gimli.

"yup this is it," you gestured to the many stalls and shops laid out in front of you. "I just need to buy a few things before we go to the library."

"well then what are we waiting for," said Aragorn. As he tried to enter the mass of people.

"Wait do you all have money?" You stopped him.

"no why?" He answered.

"take this," you handed all three a small bag of money, "I wouldn't want you to be mistaken for theaves. Plus the more money you have on you the more you will be respected, so try not to spend it all."

"I shall not spend a single penny," said Gimli before he disappeared into the crowd, swiftly followed by Aragorn.

"Well in we go," you muttered before moving towards a small stall selling rings. Pretending you didn't know legolas was still by your side you examined one of the many rings. It was a band of muted gold woven round ruby's of the finest origin.

"If this is a hint directed at me, consider it ignored," legolas sighed.

"I was only looking," you tutted but placed the ring back down and moved to the next stall, filled with fabrics and ribbons.

Picking up a roll of white cloth you rubbed the corner between your thumb and forefinger.

"How much?" You asked the kind old woman behind the stall.

"Eight casters deary," smiled the woman sweetly. Silently you handed over the money and placed the fabric in your bag.

Legolas stared you down in this time.

"what did you need that for?" Legolas asked.

"well it's my job, that you would know nothing about because your never here," legolas was about to protest but you shushed him. "I'm a seamstress, I make various garments and such."

You started walking away again when you heard a kerfuffle to your right, turning towards it you saw Gimli running towards you at top speed, pushing people out of the way as he went.

"your right I shouldn't have spent it all," Gimli puffed. Behind him you could see 5 guards running alot faster towards him.

"stand back I'll handle it," you said and pushed him behind you.

The gaurds stopped infront of you.

"is there a problem?" You inquired.

"We suspect that dwarf of theiving," boomed one of the gaurds.

"well did he steal anything?" You quirked an eyebrow.

"No, but he has no money, what would someone without any money be doing in a market if he wasn't theiving," pronounced the gaurd proudly.

"well maybe he has just spent all his money in said market."

"Ah but then he would have something to show for it wouldn't he," said the gaurd before saying in a more menacing tone "are we gonna have a problem pretty lady?" then he leered over you trailing his right hand down your cheek slowly bringing it lower until it rested on your breast, a wicked grin on his face.

You felt legolas move his hand to his sword and Gimli shift into a fighting stance.

"no sir," slowly you turned to Gimli.

"What did you buy with the money?" You asked kindly.

Looking ashamed Gimli looked down.

"I bought myself some more ale," he mumbled.

"see, if you so desire we shall find where he bought the ale, but I wouldn't want to waste your time sir," you tilted your head and stuck your bottom lip out just enough that you wouldn't notice the difference but your lips would look slightly bigger.

"no that shalln't be necessary," he said before leaving, the other gaurds following close behind.

"That was close," you sighed before turning back around.

"Why did you let him touch you," legolas grimaced and Gimli nodded.

"Well if I didn't it would have made things worse."

"I thought we made a deal," Said legolas in elvish as he stepped closer. Your breathe caught in your throat as legolas trailed his finger along the braid neatly woven into your hair.

"legolas," you warned and he stepped back again.

"Legolas," called a voice from the crowd and milliseconds later Aragorn appeared. "Gandalf has arrived."

The two others quickly followed as Aragorn hurried up the library steps and into the vast halls filled with books. With you trailing behind them almost tripping over your long ankle length dress.

When you finally stopped it was to find yourself before a tall old man with long white hair and a beard to match. You ducked behind a bookshelf and listened.

"Gandalf what happened?" Asked Aragorn.

"Saroman had corrupted the king's mind, but worry not all is well," Gandalf smiled. Although you could feel a but coming. "But you three must go and fight at helm's deep."

"where?" Gimli asked.

"it is a fortress north west from here. I assume the people of Rohan have fled there?" Aragorn explained.

"yes and they need some help."

Legolas's hand went to the braid woven on his right. His fingers felt the length of it before he took his hand back down.

"I can't go," he said briskly.

They all looked at him shocked.

"But you have to!" Exclaimed Gandalf.

"You said the fortress was Northwest, well Rohan is southeast, meaning the enemy must pass through here."

"yes well it is but a small town a small sacrifice compared to how many would die if you did not come. You cannot save these people legolas."

"I don't care about the people, but her, no. I shall not leave her, nor will I bring her to die."

"legolas, saroman cares not for these shack's. We need you at helm's deep."

"did I stutter? I won't leave her here."

"Legolas, you would let innocent people die for the sake of one girl?"

"she is not a girl she is my best friend and besides I shall not be missed I am but one archer."

"I thought I was your best friend," muttered Gimli.

"we need all the help we can get," Gandalf boomed, several people turned to look and the librarian did not look amused.

"we cannot talk here, where are you staying?"

The three exchanged looks. Feeling they had noticed your absence you quickly fled, hoping they didn't see you leave.

Rushing down the library steps and into the now deserted side streets, market day could wait.

You dashed down alleyway after alleyway until you found yourself at the stables on the edge of town.

You allowed yourself a moment to catch your breath before you walked past the stables and down to the moorlands.

Looking around you found yourself alone.

Subconsciously your hand shot up to the braids in your hair fiddling with them.

You thought of what legolas had said. He wasn't leaving you. Not this time.

Walking around the last outskirts of town you saw your own house sitting with its neighbours next to the main road.

Slipping inside through the backdoor you were greeted with the sounds of frantic arguing.

You gulped, they had beat you back.

"where is she?"

"she's probably still at the market."

"I swear she was just behind us."

"arguing won't find her."

"Y/ns smart she'll know we're here."

"but how will we know where she is."

"maybe she's still at the market."

"we searched the market 3 times she's not there."

Stepping into your main room you spoke up making sure you were heard. "wow three whole times and yet you still failed to look else where,"

"Y/n!" Legolas jumped up and rushed to you stopping just short he squeezed your shoulder in his left hand. "Thank god your safe, we were worried."

Suddenly Gimli poked your side hard.

"Ow," you exclaimed.

"that's for makin us worried, and this," Gimli hugged you tight. "Is fer coming back,"

"it is good to see you too, I'm afraid I walked the long way back so-"

"The long way," scoffed Aragorn, "you took 2 hours," Then he stood and walked over to you and patting your back. "You scared us, don't do it again."

"I'll try not to," you smiled. Before the same man as before cleared his throat. "who's this?" You asked.

"I am Gandalf."

"I assume you are the person they went to meet?"

"yes I am and the four of us must leave within the hour," legolas swiveled around his grip on your shoulder tightening.

"Gandalf!" He warned.

"you two should pack your things," Gandalf ignored legolas. Gimli nodded, then he and Aragorn left.

"Gandalf I have told you once I will not go with you," legolas let go of your shoulder and took a step towards Gandalf.

"and I told you hundreds will die if you stay."

"may they rest in peace," legolas spat.

"legolas," you gasped. Horrified at his words. Both of them turned to you. "If people will die you must go."

"if I go you will die," legolas tried to reason.

"that is no excuse I am but one person if hundreds will die you must go!" You were astonished that he could even consider this matter.

"no I won't leave you, not again," he said sternly.

"legolas!" You exclaimed.

"No Y/n," legolas raised his voise and you stopped arguing. "I love you to much, if I leave and you die I will never Ever forgive myself, especially if I could have done something about it," legolas tucked one of your braids behind your ear.

"then let me go with you," you nagged.

"I shall never leed you to your death like that."

"I'm not asking I'm telling, take me or leave me just pick one, but you must go," you said exasperatedly.

"I thought you wanted me to stay?"

"I do my love but not-" slowly he bent down and captured your lips in his own. Softly curving his mouth across yours. You melted into him, before recoiling in disgust.

When he saw your expression he frowned.

"don't ever try to manipulate me like that again." With that you turned on your heal and marched into your bedroom fuming.

"wait Y/n!" He called after you.

"I don't want to hear it!" You mumbled through the tears coursing down your cheeks .

Half an hour had past and you still lay in your bed trying to delude yourself with possible reasons to why legolas would do that.

When the justling of things had ceased you were met with the quiet discussion of how to say goodbye to you.

Just then your door creeked open and legolas stood in its frame. He took a step into the room and shut the door.

"what do you want?" You asked a fresh tear sliding down your face.

"to apologise, I didn't think and-" he stopped something had cought his eye. He took a step back and slid down against the wall.

"What?" You didn't bother turning your head to look at him properly.

"your braid," you could hear his voice shake with unshared emotions and his eyes fill with unshed tears.

Bringing your hand up to your hair you felt through the crinkles on the left side of your head.

"you broke your promise, I undid the braid. I don't see a problem."

"I didn't mean-"

"but we can make new promises, you can try again." You sat up the hair tie still in your hand. Carefully you sat down in-between his legs facing away from him.

Silently you passed him the hair tie.

"what do you want me to promise to you?"

"your honesty," you murmured. So quietly that had it not been for legolas's elvish sences he would have missed it.

Once he had heard the tears he had been holding back slid from his eyes and he leant his forehead against your shoulder.

You leant back against him so his back was firmly against the wall. Your own tears mixing with his.

"I'm sorry, Y/n, your everything to me. I just didn't want to lose you too," he sobbed into your neck.

"I don't need an explanation," you turned your head and kissed his temple.

"I love you," he said through his tears.

"I love you too."

Part two

https://www.tumblr.com/daryldixons-wife/739251847858126848/promise-braids-part-2?source=share

[muffylya]

❝my knight in shining armour, rescue me!❞

fem reader x blue lock boys ♡♡

including the blue lock character(s) ;; rin itoshi, yukimiya kenyu, michael kaiser (maybe a bit ooc for some, sorry !!)

synopsis ;; you are a princess who has been forced into an arranged marriage for power, but your knight is here to save you in the midst of it all!

no reposts, translation without permission please!

rin itoshi

your knight that would shine amongst the others. his personality is aloof, and so remote. you like him since he's not too much of a hassle, but he doesn't like the fact you're getting married tonight.

"halt 'tis wedding on forth!" the knight announced audibly across the lit-up, peaceful banquet hall.

you were caught up in your own despair–you didn't realize your knight breaking in! your face was one of shock and bewilderment. you didn't expect the knight to crash your wedding so unexpectedly.

rin's gaze landed on yours,and he appeared to be furious..furious over what? you squinted your eyes to see rin more distinctly, only to find him marching towards you with firm steps.

your mouth was agape, brain racking for words which came out as a stammer as you saw him approach you briskly. and in one swift move, rin held your back and lifted your legs; resulting in a bridal carry.

"rin!" you gasped lightly as your breath hitched of anticipation. your eyes caught a glimpse of your groom's face, then comparing it to rin's.

the groom's face was filled with undeniable anger, and with such unavoidable rage that was in contrast to rin's facial expression which was unusual; a smug,faint smirk plastered as if rin just stole someone's girl (which he did).

yukimiya kenyu

you were saying your beloved, dearly vows to the groom which you loathed to be with–not like you genuinely loved him! all pretend!

but,the microphone was snatched from your hand by someone standing beside you. you whip your head to face him, startled.

it was..yukimiya! the pacifist, charming knight you've found yourself swooning over!

"i won't accept nor give away my lady like that!" the pacifist knight states through the mic so confidently. as if he had a plan in mind, yet he seemed adorable whilst announcing it.

"i yearn for my beloved lady to have the genuine, sparkling love in this marriage. not arranged, nor forced..no." yukimiya firmly protested infront of the shocks of the crowd.

yukimiya pulls you closer by his free arm, protecting you in his grasp which made you feel safe and protected.

he places a gentle kiss on the tip of your nose, "no matter, 'tis wedding shalln't be furthered on. i know how the princess worries." he smiled at you lovingly.

michael kaiser

your wedding was ongoing so well, you became worried as you were stuttering your vows.

even the gazes of noble members nerved you, which didn't help with your lingering fear and anxiety of forcing yourself to be married to another man you don't know.

you were almost at the end of your vows, but before that—an uproaring, blasting sound came from the windows of the hall.

it was..a hooded figure,creeping upon the moonlight and just sitting there. knights rush to catch up with the hooded figure to protect you and the groom.

but his agility was too fast for them to even reach out for the hooded figure. assuming he was a threat to remove,he immediately sweeped you off your feet and carried you like a princess. except you are.

when you inquired him for his name–the shadowy, dark figure laughed.

"meine prinzessin, you shalln't worry much. i'm your knight, michael kaiser." he introduced himself to you in a proud, arrogant tone.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

IF YOU LLOVE PUPPETS THEN 100% WATCH THE SHOW!!!!!!!!

DO NOT TRUST MY HIGHLY SPECIFIC TASTES OR BIASES- WATCH THAT THANG AND HAVE FUN

the puppets are what kept me watching tbh ^^; they are so goooooood ughgh and the SET DESIGNS hrhrrhrhrhgghhg... the costuming....

i spent, way too much time, hovering over the "buy" button of a weta workshop show-accurate miniature of Tavra that I could in no way afford- but the detailing of the beading on her tunic ;_; i crave that mineral

WATCH THE DARK CRYSTAL MOVIE NOT THE SHOW! THE MOVIE NOT THE SHOW!!!!!!!! the books are better THE BOOKS ARE BETTER

no wait, i need to calm down. if you want good music and cool puppets then the show is great. if you don't mind loud blaring music and visual effects in the middle of supposedly intimate or mystical moments, this show is watchable. if you want to explore actual differences in cultures and watch them learn to work together, read the books. if you are not me, the show is fun. skeksis- if you really like the seeing the skeksis then the show is perfect.

im sorry, show.... you are not bad. you just hurt me in a very personal way and im still getting over that...

(please dont let me be the reason you watch the show. please let someone who actually enjoyed it convince you to see that)

Oh! Well, I'll happily watch the movie! I've seen a few images from it and the visuals have piqued my interest, that alone has put it on my watch list. And with your recommendation, gladly.

If I really enjoy it, I might check out the books! At the very least the first one. Let's just say some of your posts have gotten me rather curious... Gay spider lives in my mind rent free, I must admit I wish to learn more about her. And the exploration of cultures sounds lovely.

That being said I may have to check out the show for the puppets alone. I'm sorry, I cannot resist some great puppets. Even if I don't enjoy the show I need to take a look just to admire the handiwork of the artists. Rest assured though, I had already heard of the show before this, so you won't be the reason I watch it <3

Still, I'll go with your recommendations first, I trust your opinion. And once I get to the show (most likely a long time from now), maybe you'll see me rant about it too XD