#i saw this meme and laughed soo much

[nothingbizzare]

Mista's life as the third wheel

[purecantarella]

BLACKPINK Reactions : You Deal With Racism

request : Question, can you do a post about a black reader dating a blackpink member and then dealing with racism? I’m black and never seen it done so it would make me happy! i was very nervous when i saw this, because i don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable or to get anything wrong and offend more people, so i hope that i did the request and the community as a whole justice. i would like to stress and say that while i am filipino, while i have experienced microaggressions, i have been blessed enough to not have experienced outright racism...that i can remember at least. i hope i do the ideas justice though and to those who have to stand for these actions, you are brave souls indeed. blackpink x black!reader disclaimer/s : racial slurs and aggressive acts (verbal and physical), oh and cursing. read with a level head.

Kim Jisoo

When Jisoo began dating you, she entered the relationship with a sort of colorblind mindset. It didn't matter to her what color of skin you had, she just liked you and found your energy electric.

It was never an issue to her, until you came home one night in a rage.

She scrolled through her timeline, laughing softly at viral memes of her member over the course of the tour when you entered the house. Jumping when the door slammed against it's frame as you stormed in. Tears in your eyes as you pulled your jacket off of your body.

Instantly, Jisoo stared at you with a concerned expression. She allowed you to calm down as you paced in front of her, thoughts clouded with rage. "I just can't believe that in this century, this point in time people still look at me with such..."

You're unable to continue your statement, only blundering into a groan of frustration. Jisoo was rather confused, before taking your hands in hers, the contrast between your hands only fueling your frustration further.

You sit beside her before letting your tears run down your cheeks, feeling helpless as she runs her hands atop your head lovingly. "What happened...?" She asks, her clumsy English accent making you smile.

You sniffle softly before pulling your hands, wiping your tears away, "Just some idiots...they thought I couldn't understand them and they said quote-on-quote, be careful with your bags kids, that gangster might steal them from you." You explain quickly, not wanting to dwell on it any further, just wanting to find comfort in your soft girlfriend.

However, your beloved girlfriend simply tilts her head to the side, offering you a small smile. On a normal day, the hint of innocence in her smile would often comfort you, bringing you a sense of calm and reminding you just why you fell for her in the first place.

Now though, it struck you as insensitive and all together it added onto your frustration. Just when you thought she would say nothing more and you could brush it aside, Jisoo says, "Just ignore them."

It wasn't anything offensive. In fact it was good advice. But after the day you had, after how much you've pent up with living in South Korea and having to deal with it each day of your life, ignoring those kinds of comments felt impossible.

You pull your hands away from Jisoo, her bright expression melting into one of concern again. You laugh dryly before getting up, walking towards your shared bedroom, "You...Soo I don't think you get it."

"No, no, I do, I swear," She tries to backtrack before she shifts to face you better. Innocence smeared all over her face. "I get a lot of hate as an idol, but I suppose the best thing to do is to just turn the other cheek."

You laugh again, tears of frustration pricking your eyes. Your hands rushing over your face over and over again in attempts to get your thoughts together. "I will always be discriminated based solely on how my skin looks. It isn't the same." You try to explain calmly in spite of the fire kindling in the pit of your stomach.

Still she looks up at you confused.

You sigh deeply before walking back towards your shared bedroom, "It doesn't matter, Jisoo. It's fine." You say quickly before slowly closing the door behind you. Leaving Jisoo confused and guilty.

As soon as she hears the door click, she's on the phone with Jennie, asking for advice. Wanting to understand you and what you go through better without hurting you further.

"I'm sorry, you said what to her?" Jennie berated her as she looked at your closed door with a bitter taste in her mouth, regretting everything she'd said and done in the span of a five minute conversation.

Kim Jennie

Getting into a very public relationship was already a scandal to Jennie's fans, but dating someone like you was almost unheard of for her fans who saw her as an angel and had assumptions of you. Both of you were very aware of the potential consequences.

But in that moment it was all or nothing. And you were both all in.

To Jennie, the freedom of being able to hold her girlfriend's hand while they were on a date was the most liberating and amazing feeling she could ever have. Your hands intertwined with one another as you told her about your day, waiting for a waiter to approach.

"Ah miss Kim! It's a pleasure to serve you again." The waiter greets politely, his smile gleaming. The rapper offers him a kind smile before she notices that he looks over at you. Expression not as polished, more restrained. Merely offering you an acknowledging nod but she chalked it up to her being a regular and more familiar to the man.

"Hon, what do you feel like having?" Jennie asks you, her hand momentarily breaking from yours to pluck the menu from in front of her. You turn to her but before you can say anything the waiter butts in, "We have a selection of chicken, normally we wouldn't fry anything but if that's what your..." There's a pause as he eyes you up and down, "...companion would like miss Kim we can surely find a way."

You fall silent and laugh nervously while Jennie glares at him, resentment boiling under her skin, "N-No thank you, I'd actually like-" Again he cuts you off, "Or perhaps she would like baked potatoes, Miss Kim? We can have them serve it extra spicy for your companion."

"I can speak for my-"

"However I am sad to say there are no more watermelons available, miss Kim-"

Finally, Jennie has enough and cuts the waiter off with a kind but venomous smile. "First of all, she can speak for herself. If you had anything valuable to say, you can say it directly to her. She is not an object or dare I say what you think she is...the help." Jennie says begrudgingly, shooting you an apologetic look.

She watches the waiter gulp nervously, "Second, the stereotypes you've stuck to her based on what she looks like are not only offensive but outlandishly wrong. And lastly, saying she's my girlfriend. Not a companion but my girlfriend."

You've heard it a million times before but it still makes your insides melt when she says that. A sense of pride fills you as you watch the rapper stand up for you so fiercely. "Now, I suggest you go back and come back when you're ready to actually listen and tend to your patrons." Jennie finishes before the man bows, muttering a soft apology before he runs back to the kitchen.

You look over at your flushed with rage girlfriend before she looks over at you rather sheepishly. "I"m sorry if I caused a scene." You smile and shake your head, leaning in to place a delicate kiss over her soft cheek.

"I've never seen you get so riled up, Jen." You pause to laugh softly, "Anger is almost a good color on you."

She pauses and leans into you, catching you off guard. Just a moment ago she was a warrior, ready to fight any battle for you. The armor quickly melts as her hand finds yours again. Her thumb brushes over your knuckles, making you lean in closer. Nose burrowing in her hair.

"I shouldn't have made a scene...It might have made you look even worse to the public...I can see the headline now. Jennie Kim's black girlfriend is a bad influence to her good girl nature." Her voice is fragile before you shake your head.

"You meant well, Jen. Just don't make it a every night thing." You whisper before leaving a light kiss on the crown of her head. In attempts to lighten the mood, you look down at the menu, "You know, that chicken sound about right now."

Jennie chuckles softly before shoving your chest gently, "Shut up Y/n, I know you don't like chicken."

After that, the night wasn't so bad. But Jennie definitely took note to not come to the restaurant again.

Park Chaeyoung / Rosé

From the moment you entered the limelight as Park Chaeyoung's girlfriend, you were under so much more fire than you usually were. Scrutinized for every little thing and it didn't help that you were a woman of color.

It was an uphill battle every day, working extra hard to prove that you were worthy of the Blink's angel on Earth. You couldn't afford to make a mistake or even be proud of your heritage.

Rosé saw the pain that caused you every day.

One day, being fed up with how restricted you had to be, she got you something that she thought you would have loved.

"Okay Rosie, my eyes are closed and I'm in the bedroom. What's this big surprise?" You ask, laughter bubbling up in your chest as you feel around, swatting the air excitedly. You hear your girlfriend giggle softly before excitedly screaming, "Open your eyes love!"

You open your eyes and see a set of matching outfits. You chuckle as you turn to Rosé who wore a proud smile. It was the one where her cheeks crumpled in and her eyes were crescents, it made your heart do all sorts of flips. "We're going to your favorite coffee shop, picking out some books, and playing chess in the park down the street! Everything you've been hinting at the past few weeks."

You blush and twirl on your own axis, "I didn't think you were listening."

She smiles before leaning forward, pressing her lips to yours. "Get dressed, my love. I'm going to hop in the shower." She pecks your lips again quickly, "I want to be looking my best for you."

You smile as Rosé skips happily to the bathroom. You walk over to the bed, a smile growing on your lips as you see just what she's done. She was truly a dream come true.

After preparing yourselves, you take a short walk to the coffee shop nearby. It was secluded enough that Rosé wouldn't be spotted and they made your favorite drink perfectly. Of course there was an odd stare here and there upon seeing you walk in, but you'd come so often that it had slowly stopped.

"Y/n! You're back!" The manager called out jovially before taking head of the register. "You make it sound like I wasn't here last week, Han." You joke before Rosé departs from you to grab a table.

You say your order and the older man nods, striking up conversation with a new staff member. He introduces you but you can see the distain in her eyes as she nods you off. Feeling uneasy you walk over to your girlfriend who chirps up when you walk towards her.

You force a shaky smile, being fully aware of how much of your skin was showing in the outfit Rosé chose, pulling it down every few seconds. She takes your hand in hers, a concerned pair of eyes baring into yours, "Home...?"

A fond smile finds its way onto your face. She only asked when she was worried if you felt comfortable or not and would act according to your answer. You shake your head as the manager serves you your drinks, offering you his apologies about his employee. The singer's eyes shoot back to you but you wave off the concern.

You think it will get better at the bookstore. For a moment, there's a sense of bliss as you and your girlfriend roam around, laughing at certain titles, and offering one another a few recommendations.

You notice the owner's daughter carefully watching you but there was no surprise to you there. It was something you'd grown used to over the years of living in South Korea but it wouldn't deter you from the day Rosé had planned.

You two walk out hand in hand after you checked out. You read the back to Rosé who was curious what you had picked up. "'...will Lucky be able to escape the regime forced onto her or will luck not be on her side this time...?' I don't know it sounded really cool when I picked it up."

She laughs before nodding along, "So...park or home, my love?"

You look up at her with a warm smile, "Rosie I'm fine, you don't need to worry about-"

"Hey! Stop!" Your words are cut off, you and Rosé turn around surprised at the angry young woman, practically gasping for air. Your girlfriend raises a curious brow while dread sets into your stomach. "You didn't pay for that!"

You open your mouth to explain when she shakes her head disappointed, "I watched you the whole time! Not once did you hand that to any staff member. I had a feeling when you walked in something would happen." She pries the book out of your hands and shoves your shoulder. Your eyes jot everywhere at once, panic filling you as a crowd begins to form. "How dare you try and steal from my father, you know your people have always-"

Rosé steps between the two of you with a piece of paper in her hands, "I paid for both books myself, you can see for yourself." The woman, recognizing the idol, lets her jaw hang open and eyes bulge to an alarming degree. Her hands tremble as she takes the receipt, reading it quickly before handing it back, offering the idol a low bow.

Without another word, Rosé wraps her arm around you and she guides you away from the now-dispersing scene. She taps your waist gently, before whispering, "Home?"

You nod, tears flooding your eyes, "Home."

She nods before quickly walking back to the safety of your shared apartment with her blood boiling. But she would get it all out later, in her own time. She knew that she needed to be strong for you, even for a moment.

Lalisa Manoban / Lisa

Lisa was absolutely bouncing off the walls to call you her girlfriend...that the most amazing, kind, intelligent, talented, and gorgeous being chose her. While you think you're the one who lucked out with her, she actively denied it.

In that spirit, she wanted to show you off constantly. In public appearances, you two were attached at the hip. You were always permitted backstage at the group's concerts. And most of all, once your relationship was made public, she bragged about her beloved girlfriend on social media.

It was innocent at first. Wanting Blinks to get a glimpse into her personal life, but then it became a whole PR thing for the company. Green lighting and excusing their actions by showing off that one of the company's aces, Lisa Manoban, was all about people of color so that excused all their actions.

However, that didn't stop Blinks who weren't on board to come after you and Lisa.

It was meant to be a romantic night, Lisa drew you a bath for the both of you when you got home, cooked you a nice hot meal, and played the romcom you watched for your first date.

It was a lovely evening. But it did come with a lot of preparation, so the moment the meet-cute for the couple in the movie rolled around your girlfriend was sound asleep on your shoulder. You smile fondly and see your phone light up.

A notification on Instagram.

You smile warmly as you see a post by Lisa. She had uploaded a time lapse of the bits of the evening that were appropriate and posted it for her fans to enjoy. You cringe to yourself as you see your surprised face when you see the meal she had prepared, but a loving smile grows from the sour face when you see the elation in her expression. Arms wide open for you to fall into.

By the end of the video, you've pulled Lisa closer to your body, gaining extra appreciation for your beloved. You see the likes and shares sky-rocket and feel the love from her fans.

But curiosity killed the cat. It was Lisa's number one rule about social media posts with you in them to not go through the comments. As an idol, she knew how toxic they could get. You scrolled through the text, it was sweet for the most part. Commenting how you were so happy with one another.

But those weren't the ones that stood out to you.

no one ever told me lisa got a pet gorilla 🤣

she's using lisa for clout, chick probably doesnt even shower probably, look how smelly she looks 🫥🫥🫥

🤮🤮🤮

@lalalalisa blink twice in your next story if you're being held hostage by this n-word (im sorry but im not writing the whole word)

They echo in your head and before you know it tears are streaming down your cheeks. The realization that you were probably in over your head. What was Lisa doing with someone like you anyway?

Feeling the dampness of your tears on her cheek, Lisa groggily lifts her head. Try as you may to hide it, she was wide awake when she saw the weepy look on your face. She's quick to brush the residuals away and her sleepy expression twinges into one of concern.

"Baby...baby...what happened? What-"

"I know you told me not to look at comments but I couldn't help it...and-and..." Your voice failed you and you fell into fits of sobs, unable to properly convey your emotions. Without another word, she takes you in her arms, brushing your hair back.

You calm down after a while, choking on air as you try to breath. Lisa patiently waits for you to be completely fine before she pulls away. She looks down at the bright screen and tosses the device to the side.

The dancer cups your cheeks, "I don't blame you, sometimes you want to know what they're going to say...so that when they say it again, it can't hurt you." She chuckles bitterly before continuing, "When I first came to Korea, I was the only trainee who wasn't Korean in the batch. They called me every name in the book, made fun of my accent, said that I was probably a transgender trying to pass as a woman."

You scowl before taking her free hand. "I'm sorry you had to go through that Lili..." A protective aura floating around you. Lisa shakes her head, whether its to say 'no' or to shake out the tears is a mystery to you. "People are shitty for no reason other than to feel superior to others."

She pauses, leaving a lingering kiss over your lips before pulling away, the pad of her thumb rubbing against your cheek lovingly. "But no matter what these people say, I love you. Despite everything people may think. I. Love. You."

You smile before nodding and pressing your forehead against hers, your grip on her hand tightening. "I'm lucky to have you, Lili."

"I'm even luckier, N/n."

The rest of the night was dedicated to you two talking about your experiences and feelings about them.

By morning, comments were disabled and a story defending you was posted. Suffice to say, Lisa made a personal account for just you and her friends.

i am so scared of posting this because sincerely i dont want to offend anyone but i do think it's important for media like this on a more informal platform to open up about how to and not to treat situations like this. i hope this got across what my anon wanted :"") and i hope you all enjoyed this one and i'll probably see you all tomorrow with a fluffier oneshot, im sorry this is how i returned to tumblr :"") - r

[fumifooms]

I think there are two of us here that are new askers but also have been asking a lot. Probably both got into the manga recently because of the anime. But just goes to show how good your posts are and how much we love your insight on a character like Chilchuck. I don't know how he became my favorite character, but I love the depth and flaws and facets of the characters.

Also you're probably one of the few people who ship Marchil and their dynamic is so underrated I think.

Haha that’s so fun actually, piecing out which asker is which like we’re in a detective novel and the web keeps getting new layers. Thank you so much! I can get self-conscious sometimes so it is really nice to hear that some people appreciate my posts. All characters in Dungeon Meshi have so much potential to be analyzed but yeahhh yeah Chilchuck is just special 🫶 He creeped up on me as my fave as well but I shouldn’t have been surprised haha. He has layers, like an onion!

Aah glad to hear you like marchil as well!! Yesss it really is so underrated, especially with just how much they interact and the fun chemistry they have, alongside the character growth they get through each other. Like, y’know that meme collage I did for Chilchuck recently, for funsies I wanted to see what expression was caused by who and boy the results may or may not surprise you! Click on keep reading for more, not clickbait!! ✨👇

They are my OTP for realssss they mean everything to me- They’re actually what got me into dunmeshi too, I saw some shippy art for them years ago and found their banter cute and so when I saw the manga at my bookstore I was like oh yes, I know these blorbo shaped guys!! I’m trying to spread the good word for the ship, and I’ve successfully gotten some people interested and/or invested in it thus far so hehe I feel quite accomplished. I’m a multishipper and I like quite a few dunmeshi ships, many being with Marcille because she bounces off of other characters in really fun ways, but none get me quite like marchil… It’s the opposites attract, the banter, the softness, the thematic relevance, the narratives… No bc the way she has to accept that time is counted no matter what and loss is inevitable, meanwhile he has to learn to not shut himself off from others and to have some hope… They are narratively soo complementary AND THAT IS WHY in the anime opening their pose in the mural shots mirror each other so strikingly, hello in this essay I will-

Ok so some of these are more debatable than others, for example shriveled up Chil after the succubus in the laughing section could be blissed out instead of still laughing at Marcille’s bad taste, and in the upper right corner the sitting Chils are reacting to Marcille’s dream dalclan fanfiction and not to her exactly, but close enough. Besides how he always teases her so much this is why I say Marcille makes him laugh (and blush) the most. He loves laughing at her so much 🧍So romantic /j They are so romcom shaped to me I’m sorry

[misspickman]

top 5 creachers!! (can be real organisms. or memes. or fictional/cryptids. whatever you have the strongest feelings about lol)

Oh thank you thats a great one. In no particular order:

Blue whales — nothing more magical on earth except maybe making your friends laugh but like theyre pretty strong contenders

Elephant seals — they are too big and scary and im kind of obsessed with them. last month i had a dream where i had one of them as a pet just like one would a dog like just around. it got along great with my cat and i woke up so sad that it wasnt real. i think i would shit myself if i saw one irl

Bats — i just think theyre neat i saw soo many of them in a cave this summer the joy at seeing bats at any time is indescribable.. very simple

Otters — i wont lie i did not appreciate otters nearly as much before this year when i listened to this one professor hold a class about riparian systems and he loves otters so much his colleague had to warn us not to ask him questions about otters bc he would just go on for too long and yes he did still talk about otters a lot and it was contagious anyway that man was SO right theyre one of animals ever i hope he never shuts up about them

Sparrows — i love them so.. they are just little.. and they hop around..

[collegeboysam]

personally I love your fic because it doesn’t fall into cliche, I love that your Lucerys is jealous it feeds me. The list of suitors for Luke is a little tired and a bit of a Twitter meme so not telling you what to do but I’d hate for your fic to fall into a few loud voices that push for the same tropes over and over.

Thank you soo much loving the story and letting me know! 🥰🥰 It really means a lot and keeps me excited to continue updating it!

I personally don't mind cliches, as I think if something is good then it's worth repeating many times, in many ways. I like about 5 thropes and it's all I consume on repeat across all my interests hahahaha so I'm a cliche enjoyer for sure, can't turn on my people 😌. But I appreciate the compliment and thank you dearly for it, since I know you mean it in possitive way 💕💕💕

The rest of the reply got super long so I'll throw it under a "read more" to not clog the timeline:

As you saw, Luke is quite jealous too and there will be more of it, so hopefully you'll continue to enjoy that side of him 😏. He's just so much better at hiding it (so far), he's way more patient than Aemond, but he also has his limits, since he's never had to deal with Aemond showing interest in anyone. Aemond is not paticullarly interested in courting and wooing. As a man of those times, he does not need to, what he wants is power and strenght, not a wife. (Besides, we know he's obsessed with Lucerys, that's where most of his sexual desires stem from, as almost all of the women he has slept with looked like Luke in one way or another.) He would have only gotten a wife if it had served him to obtain something he wanted, but being part of the small council put him in a way better position. Marrying a woman won't give him a state nor a castle, so there is no need to do it. For Aemond, in this storyline, a wife would have only been a bother before the main plot started.

But Alicent is obviosly quite interested in the matter lol and you can be sure she will be pushing for it lmao she's Hand of the Queen, too, which makes it easier to chat ladies into approaching him (she knows how her son is, she's aware Aemond won't go out of his way to start any pleasantries.) Aemond might do certain things to entertain his mother's enthusiasm on the matter, even if he means nothing of it, but Lucerys doesn't know that :)))))) and sooooo many high borns are coming to King's Landing...and perhaps instructed to make the most of the ocassion by the head of their houses. Yes, the Queen's son is the one to officially get bethroted and the one with the Velaryon seat and affluence, but there are other Targaryen who are still single (Aemond, Daeron, Joff) who would serve as much of an ideal union. Having a dragonrider in the family is no joke, it's a connection to the Throne, it means eventual children in their bloodline who could potentially have dragons one day. Targaryen rarely marry out of the family for that reason, is a great chance to try to get tied to one of them.

Many are coming to King's Landing for Lucerys, but you know how Westeros is. Other interests are afoot and Luke is not gonna fucking like it hahahaha

I gotta tell you tho the second part of the message reads as being judged on America's Next Top Model or Drag Race and it gave me a good laugh (in a good way). Tyra Banks pulled my photo at the end but I gotta watch it next week for the "who wants to wed and bed Luke for personal gain" challenge 😌.

The list a little longer than the two characters I answered for, since the anon wanted to know for Dalton and Cregan particullarly, I only named those two. Cregan won't persue Luke and Dalton will, so that's as far as I went into it. Oh, and a Martell character! But I guess it's not too hard to figure out who it could be by the timeline the story is set into. Didn't add anyone else to the answer since many are originally minor characters in asoaif (but will be relevant in the fic) since I guessed it's not that interesting to know that Amaury Peake, Gwayne Hightower or Ser Erwin Lannister, a knight, will be appearing and having important roles. Can't imagine they got many fans who will get hype to read about them in a Lucemond fic hahahaha but hopefully once I post scenes where these and other "less known" characters appear and interact with the main characters, it will gain people's interest all the same.

I don't really know which characters are more common to ship on twitter since I'm not on asoiaf/hotd twitter, but this is a bit of a relief for Dalton. I was actually worried people would get mad/dislike the detail of adding him to the pool of characters who would use Luke's situation for their advantage, since...well, Dalton is an A class piece of shit. And interesting one for sure, worth exploring! But still an asshole. We still don't have him in the show so there is no way to do an mix of book!Dalton with whatever they go with for show!Dalton. I only have book version to go with and we know he's suuuch a fucking dick. Interesting and quite the character, but a psycho dickhead all the same. I was kinda nervous people would be uhh bothered, maybe? that some of the suitors are less than stellar. Dalton is a rapist, he has like 22 saltwives he has kidnapped after killing their families, he's obviosly not a lovely match. I know the fandom adores Luke and was sweating a little, worrying people would not like me putting Dalton in his way. If Dalton and Lucerys together are more popular on twiter (which I didn't know omg good for the twitter enjoyers, toxic yaoi lives long and prosper) then it's a relief, since I now think people won't be bothered by Deepsea Dipshit wanting to add Luke to his harem (which lmao Lucerys himself is not gonna he pleased nor flattered about, you saw how he is.)

Don't worry about people maybe influencing the story? If that's what you mean. The main draft is already written from start to end, I go over it and add scenes and make already written parts longer before posting new chapters, but it's already been planned from start to end. So, even if I wanted to, I really can't add things or characters people may like to see, since it wouldn't fit with the main plot nor the ending I have planned. If it turns out that details/characters people hoped to see do happen to be in the story then it's a win-win! But apart from coincidence, I really can't add much to aplease everyone.

Hopefully if people have nice ideas they would like to see, I can with (their permission) add them to future Lucemond fics! But the fate of "You May Bury My Body" has been decided for a while hahaha and hopefully people enjoy the ride 😌

Once again, thank you so much for the ask! As you can see, i enjoy discussing it with readers, sorry I got so carried away replying lmao look at this bible of an answer. And I hope you enjoy the upcoming parts!

Once the entire list of suitors has appeared and interacted in future chapters, I hope you come back and let me know if I passed the vibe check and if it's no longer tired 😜 I really don't wanna be Tiffany being yelled by Tyra that you were rooting for me, everyone was rooting for me, how dare I!

[grumpylukes]

not sure if anyone still follows for 5sos content, but here's my silly little rant on why I'm lowkey unstanning luke and just becoming a casual 5sos enjoyer

first off, i’m 24, fully aware i’m an adult, but hey, we all have moments of pettiness, and i’m embracing mine. i'm entitled to vent when i fucking want to, so here it is

i’m unstanning luke because i can't stan someone with such an insecure partner. during the nostalgia tour, there were reports of fans being kicked out due to his partner's issues. and tbh since hes been publicly committed to her, his interactions with fans and his overall public behavior have fucking changed. he seems defensive to the point of being ungrateful, which is the opposite of why i became a fan 10 years ago

i saw some tweets joking that his new buzz cut was "giving divorced glow," and i had a lil laugh about it. but people were quick to jump in with "this is why he hates some of you." honestly, if he hates one of us, he hates all of us. he doesnt meet a new fan and start categorizing them??? he also doesn't gaf if you kiss up to him by defending his partner for him.

luke literally cant take a joke anymore. i remember some years ago there were some tweets making memes abt his partner and he literally fought them?? like bro???? are u really gonna push away the people who put food on your table????

the way hes acting now, mostly because of his partner, just isnt fucking worth it for me anymore. he married her, and i get that he’ll always be loyal and i can't fault him for that, so i’m choosing to unstan rather than expect change.

of course this has to do with my (and as a fandom's) parasocial relationship with him which every villainizes for some fucking reason. having a parasocial relationship with a public personality IS NOT FUCKING WRONG. it's not wrong or harmful, in fact, there are quite a bit of studies nowadays about how parasocial relationships are associated with healthy coping and improved mental health outcomes. in a business perspective, it is literally!!!! why fandoms fucking WORK. its literally one of the best marketing strategies for personalities. anyway, i AM bitter and i AM jealous, duh!!! I've been in love with this man for like 10 years!!! but that doesn't change the fact that he lowkey treats us so much shittier now and we just take it.

soo yeah, lukey, i dont think u navigated this one very well. as chappell roan says– good luck, babe!

[cyberdragoninfinity]

malik for the ask meme?

GUY I LIKE

First impression: god i really adored malik/marik from the second I first saw him when I was like 8. My childbrain just honed in on this cackling charismatic bad guy SOO so bad... I had a crush on him lol

Impression now: HE REALLY IS ONE OF THE DUEL MONSTERS GREATS. TO ME. He's my second favorite DM character behind Rex, his backstory hits like a truck, his dub voice just completely enchants me, he just still hits different after all this time. Marik is like the perfect encapsulation of Battle City nostalgia and Yugioh Villain Realness to me. love him to bits. 16 year old of all time. live laugh love motor cycle

Favorite moment: gooooughh gotta go with when he regains agency and control of his body in the Yami Marik vs. Yugi duel and then forfeits of his own accord. Batttle City finals go so so hard but that bit especially just rocks.

Idea for a story: anything with him and Yami Bakura just getting to be little shithead teenagers. I want them to throw glass bottles at cop cars together.

Unpopular opinion: I think he is still gonna be a little bit mean and cunty even post-redemption and post-canon. this isn't a bug it's a feature.

Favorite relationship: do still love me some thiefship but my fav Marik dynamic is his relationship with his siblings ;__; Ishtar sibs still make my heart acheee his bond with Odion/Rishid makes me BANANASSS. SO MUCH LOVE THERE. SO MUCH COMPLICATED GROUND THERE. At the end of it all they have each other and it's fantastic. top fav ygo siblings, to me.

Favorite headcanon: paints his nails gold, absolute Dolly Parton enjoyer, going to settle into eventual he/she bigender realness a little bit later in life, gets along better than you'd expect with Tristan...they talk about motorcycles. <3

[borathae]

chapter 15

Can’t you like it for me?” he says with big puppy eyes.

You look away.

“You’re being emotionally manipulative here.” shut up girl im loving u too much i cant

“You are playing with fire here, Bunny. Try not to burn yourself”, you grumble.

He chuckles and pecks your cheek.

“I like the burn”, he rasps against the shell of your ear, turning to the front afterwards.

SHUT UP IM CANT TAKE IT. try not to lose your shit challenge- mission failed successfully

He treated you so goddamn fucking well that sometimes you still felt the urge to punch him in the face and run away jk in the corner, i'll take that as a compliment

Lately the latter have become more and more. YAY

“Hey kiddo. How are you doing?” he says in a surprisingly deep voice for such a small frame. me with felix and taehyung

“for half a million bucks I expect to have the painter constantly working on it in a metal cage in the middle of my living room or something.” - ........ - a few bystanders had heard you and were now looking at you with weird eyes. SHUT UP THATS SOO ME except my voice would be low and nobody would hear but could be loud too cuz universe makes it louder at times when u dont want anyone to hear shit

although he was stressed and exhausted he never once smelled of alcohol. AHHHH IM SO PROUD OF HIM *gives a big ass hug and a smooch

WHY DOES NERO'S SHOULDERS LOOK FAMILIAR TO HER AND WHY DOES SHE LOOK FAMILIAR TO HIM AHHH STOP I HATE IT THIS CHAPTER IS A ROLLERCOASTER

again a fluffy moment after the tense thank you, her threatening to buy green and purple pillows PLZ that sounds like me trying to threaten my parents by telling them im gonna marry a cat crazy dude

“I’m not asking for it. I am very much anti punishment uwu i love this stupid noodle

He swallows heavily, “a-are we going to make out now?” he asks, grasping for your hips. he is such a cute and horny noodle pls and no u are about to cringe for the rest of your office time

FUCK GET YOURSELF A MAN WHO CAN FIGHT FOR YOU IMMEDIATELY

“don’t say that what the hell my cock twitched.”

“I am not going to apologize because I am way too turned on to care.”

He looks from side to side with the tip of his nose rosy.

“What’s with the sudden horniness oh my god?”

“It’s just that I never really saw you work before and it’s kinda doing things to me.” SAME HERE IM FEELING IM WATCHING SOME HOT CEO FROM KDRAMA BUT EVEN BETTER AAAAH

It makes his ass cheeks tense up and forces a quiet whimper from between his lips. SHUT UP SHUT UP HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE ON FROM THIS MOVE ON WITH MY DAILY LIFE????? VANESSA HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE LAUGH LOVE IN THESE SITAUTIONS ??

I REPEAT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE LAUGH LOVE IN THESE SITUATIONS??? JIWOO SOUNDS SIERIOUS OH SHIT NOW SHE KNOWS AAAH

WHY IS SHE CONNECTING THE DOTS SOMETIMES CHARACTERS SHOULD BE DUMB PLEASEEEE also why is there a group of people surrounding kook??? 👀

the whole thing was soo tense i sweated through my shirt now im a stinky kid -_- BUT WE LOVED IT the emotions was captured soo well and he was supportive yet very unsupportive if your brain's going haywire with an anxiety/panic attack

Twirling him threw him straight into subspace. *insert meme i hope i dont fall, her: twirls him kook : oh no mommy

the mom is sweet AND I CANT STAND THE DAD UGHHH

i prayed for her to not go to the mirror AND SHE DID NOO its really the worst thing to do during a panic attack :(

that was soo scary even i felt the uncontrollable demons while reading and thanks it ended on a good note and it was cute.

anyways i wish her a great day next morning(tho the story has ended) cuz them muscles be hurting like a bitch oof

Me reading through all your reactions:

hahahahha I love how you went on an emotional rollercoaster with this chapter jfdjsf also you quoting so many parts is my weakness hehehe thank you so much for doing that

BROORORORO THE TWIRLING PART WAS THE ONE OF THE FIRST TIMES I WENT "oh fuck i have a mommy kink" LIKE IDK IF YOU GUYS KNOW BUT AAOL WAS MY MOMMY KINK AWAKENING FADSFAHH

[weskers-bloody-brat]

Me: you are the most despreciable, horrible and rude person I've ever meet!

Chris: Why!? For having saved the world from a narcissistic sociopath who wanted to destroy humanity?!

Me: ... my baby just was playing...

English isn't my first language, so if I have mistakes please can be free to tell me (in a good/nice way please).

Soo... I saw this meme with the text "my baby just was playing" (obviously in Spanish), and decided to make it specifically for Wesker because I laughed so much whe I saw it 'cause represents me a lot.

[judebellswife]

Can you do one of Jude where they are sharing their fun side of their family nobody knew of pls

CATCH MY LOVE, LOVE — Jude Bellingham

summary: when y/n and jude finally had a chance to spend time with jude's family and see the bellingham family funny moments

warning: english is not my first language

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judebellingham Finally, I can spend sometime with my family 💛 READY TO GET SO DRUNK TONIGHT

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y/username You cannot drink too much Jude, not good for your health, love

benchilwell Everytime you get drunk, i felt so sorry for y/n

philfoden @benchilwell Why?

benchilwell There was one time he get so DRUNK, y/n has to drive him home then the next morning she really can’t walk for 2 days 🤌 You know what i mean

philfoden How do you know that? y/n told you 😂

benchilwell Duuuh Jude told me

y/username for real @judebellingham

judebellingham I’m sorry y/n, i told him that because that day you’re so so mad at me and i don’t know what to do to get you to forgive me 🥲 so i have no choice

y/username 🙄 You’re not allow to drink tonight!!

eeluan Why?

judeloverrs_ Scroll up, there are a comment from Chilly

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y/username 📸 by @judebellingham 💋

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leahkate Pretty pretty girl

y/username xx

cluskk.11 So beautiful y/n, no wonder why jude is madly in love with you

jubebellingham I can’t wait to eat you 🍑

y/username You are DRUNK Jude 😂 where is Jobe, take his phone away from him

jobebellingham He won’t let me and mum touch his phone y/n 😂

judebellingham y/n I miSs yU sOo SoO muChh, wHereRe R u?

jobebellingham He’s crying like a baby 🥲

y/username Can you help me take him back to his room, i can’t believe it

judebellingham Yo yO YOUUU aRE sOO dAmN pReTieE

uwqpnz OMG ✨DRUNK✨ Jude is so adorable, he’s like a baby 🤣

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y/username Because you guys want to see what Jude does when he's so drunk, so here this is for you. And i guess he thought this was his phone or maybe not

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jobebellingham 🤣🤣🤣 Oh no why you post this 🤣🤣🤣 now i can’t stop laughing

judebellingham Y/n i’m so sorry 😞

y/username For ?

judebellingham Idk? For getting so drunk last night

y/username Apologies UNEXCEPT

masonmount Poor Jude :) Last night he just said that from now on he’ll not scare you anymore, such a grown maaan

harveyelliott07 @judebellingham 🤣

bellinghamiine His face was like 😠😣☹️🤓😀😆😗😳

heeleyy Y/n your boyfriend is such a meme 😆😆

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judebellingham This is me when i first met y/n, my shirt is my love to y/n and i just thrown it to her 😂 i don’t know what to do if that day she didn’t catch it

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jesselingard Probably

marcusrashford @y/username WHY? WHY YOU CATCH THAT

y/username Just did it by reflex

bellinghambellaaa His body is so fine 🤌

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y/username Oh ello there, ma luvlyy Jude Jude 🐬

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sanchooo10 Ahahaha Jude is a fucking DOLPHIN 🤣🤣

judebellingham Shut up Sancho 🙂

y/nplusjuude So adorable

judebellingham y/n that’s is cute but 😣😣

y/username @judebellingham But what, jude? 😋

jodebellingham I also saw a mother dolphin and her baby too, isn’t it so cute

y/username Yea it is 😂

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judebellingham Paparazzi is HERE 😱😱

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judejudejj What? that’s unbelievable!!!! who’s that???? is it really paparazzi

bvb.fanjude He just kidding 🤣 this pic definitely taken by y/n

jobebellingham Lookin goood 😒

judebellingham Thanks 🙃

y/username Awwww 🥺 You turn me on :)

judebellingham Sooooo ☺️

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y/username Jude mom just show me this 😂 so i ask Jude what’s he thinking? then he said “I was thinking, if Jobe has teeth, will he eat all my candy? If so, i have to find a place to hide the candy.. where should I hide it? hidde it in my parents wardrobe? Or should i just eat it all, don't let him eat my candy?”. The second one is like “Hey Jobe Jobe there is a really big lollipop, do you wanna share? Okay okay now i count to 3, we have to run as fast we can okay?” 😂😂

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jobebellingham Hey, that’s so rude 🤓 @judebellingham? explain plz or do you have anything to say?

y/username @jobebellingham 🤣 he sleeping next to me but i don’t think he had something to say

jesselingard So funny 🤣 just by the look on his face 😂

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judebellingham Can you stop and kiss me dada Jude? You gave mommy y/n so many kisses today

*when golden retriever meets GOLDEN RETRIEVER ✨*

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belling.jude Jude give RJ’s a kiss, look at his face his puppy eyes 🥺

y/username Sorry my baby, mommy love you so much

jobebellingham My baby RJ’s

laylajwen Awww mommy y/n and dada Jude, that’s adorable 😭😭

[may-nr1rooftoptriodefender]

soo… I was using a prompt generator and this is what I got:

I am in an Aizawa mood for some time now…

I know it’s been a while but I don’t have motivation or good ideas sooo yeah… (pls send requests)

enjoy some fluff ig.

teen!Aizawa x teen!reader (I will probably write more about aizawa x reader in UA time/ teenager years at 16/17 because I love the idea

Summary: A relaxed afternoon somehow turned into a tickle fight

warnings: none I think. Just some fluff and teenagers in love I guess…

masterlist

After 30 minutes of walk you two arrived. After slipping out of your shoes you followed Shouta upstairs to his room. His parents had money, a lot of money and their house is huge. It always amazes you. His room is also very big and full of cool stuff he never uses. What a waste…

“You wanna do homework now? Or just chill a bit?” he asked.

“Not in the mood right now. How about just some chilling?” you replied.

“Sure.”

His bed was huge as well so of course it fits perfectly for 2 people. You even managed to sleep in there with 4 persons. Spoiled, rich kid and doesn’t even care. Oh what you would do for all this…

You both were sitting next to each other separately on your phones. No conversations really needed. You were always surprised to see that the cold, monotone Shouta Aizawa would have his friends over almost every weekend and let’s them be in his very private life. He’s a softie, he just doesn’t admit it. You were also really happy that he shares so much. Like he lets you stay at his house alone without the others. so he tolerated you.. that was good. He sometimes shares clothes with the others and even you too. And he cares, much. You really liked him so it was nice to be so close to him. Literally.

You’re mindlessly on your phone scrolling through some apps, seeing memes, news, checking your favorite fanfics to see if there are new updates (there weren’t, sadly) until you saw an article: “10% of people can tickle themselves”. Huh. It was dumb so Shouta had to see it. You loved annoying him with stupid shit.

“Did you know that 10% of all people can tickle themselves?”

“Ew, no. That’s weird. Why did you have to tell me that??”

“So you learn something new. But.. are you even ticklish at all? Like do you actually can laugh for real?”

He snorted at that. “Tch. I can laugh, but I don’t want to. And I’m not ticklish.”

You looked each other in the eyes.

“Really?”

“…yes.”

“Let’s test that.”

He gave you a warning look like ‘don’t you dare.’ But it was too late. You already had the idea in mind. To think about making him laugh made your heart flutter. And not that alone, maybe also the excuse to touch him (not in a weird way yk)… So it was already settled. You were hopelessly in love, even when you don’t want to admit it. And even if he doesn’t feel the same. It’s okay. It’s nice like that. You gave him just a grin and he had 1 second to prepare before you jumped on him and tried to tickle him. He was good at shielding you away with his arms but he was careless for a second so you succeeded.

and-

and there it was. He tried holding it back, but for a second you could get his laugh even if it was for a short time, it was there. And it made you happy. You didn’t want to stop yet, you knew know he was ticklish and if this was just the beginning, it was going to be good. But that moment of victory was used against you as he tickled back and now you were the one laughing out loud. You couldn’t get his hands away. Both of you were very much unaware of the position you were in, you being on top of him. But that changed fast because after Shouta realized that, he threw you from his lap onto the floor. Now he was the one on top and still tickling you. You laughed even more.

But you eventually got him again. Now both of you tickling each other and laughing so loud everyone could hear until you both run out of breath. You collapsed next to each other on the floor, holding your bellies. Everything hurt after laughing so long. But you still had a smile. It was one of those rare moment where you could see Shouta without any mask on. The most vulnerable you ever saw him. Got you fell even harder for him. But like, literally because you flew of the bed some time ago. What you didn’t notice at first is, that he was also smiling. A small one but still visible.

Little did you know that this moment was just as important for him. Because he too, thought he had no feelings and they’d eventually go away, but this right now made it even harder to forget these feelings. So you both just laid there in silence, a comfortable one. It was just perfect.

Who would’ve thought that that was the beginning of an even stronger connection.

bonus:

They weren’t supposed to be here yet. They said they were coming back tomorrow. So why are they here right now?? They weren’t supposed to see them like this. It was a moment only for these two and now his parents ruined it. And now he isn’t going to hear the end of it.

After their tickle fight, they were just laying on the floor and everything was quiet until-

“Shouta?”

fuck. He knew this voice. But before he could do anything the door to his room flew open and there she was, his mother.

And in front of her were laying two teenagers with messy hair and they were clearly out of breath. Both just staring with wide eyes at the older Aizawa.

“I- SHOUTA OH MY WHO IS THIS?” she looked like she just had a heart attack. He stood up quickly so it wouldn’t escalate that much and were starting to explain “Mum, listen it’s not like-“ but his mother was faster “DARLING COME HERE YOU NEED TO SEE THAT” great. just great. And the poor girl was still laying there kinda confused and overwhelmed with the situation.

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Okay I hope this was okay… If there are any grammatical mistakes, then please tell me and I will fix them. Was this okay? I have more prompt ideas if you want more!

Also, I don’t know how many people can tickle themselves, I just needed something to get the conversation going yk

And pls send request :))

song for today- golden hour by JVKE

[white-poppie]

Chaotic Tokyorev  Headcanons

A/N: This is very chaotic so be warned. Who said woman can’t be funny? Kiss my ass :3

(Bonus: Random memes i found)

Tokyo 卍 Revengers (東京卍リベンジャーズ)

Mikey

Manz has severe like severeee indigestion problems. Like all this guy does is eat and sleep?? So he burps so loud. Imagine being in a meeting, complete silence, lots of focus and this midget just goes BURRRPPP.

He is so hecking annoying like bro stop sending Beluga videos at 3AM, poor Draken is trying to sleep.

He once changed Draken’s ringtone to CPR by Cuppcake. They were in a meeting and Draken recieved a call,oh boy, entire of Toman saw Draken’s dArK ImPulSes while the background music kept playing. “I am here to serve you customer service~~”

Draken

Man is too tall to be in Japan lmao, that one time he was walking with Mikey, he miscalculated how much he would need to bend to enter the door way. Ended up bonking his face straight into the wall.

He is barely ever sleep at night, reasons: overthinking, living in a brothel and most importantly, Baji and Mikey who send him random videos that he has to pretend to not find funny. Like that one time Baji sent him a video of Spongebob saying ‘YOAIMO’ on loop.

He is so quiet sometimes you would think there is something wrong. What actually goes in his mind is: ‘What if Baji suddenly shat in his pants again in the middle of a fight?’ or ‘if the earth is round, is it Mikey’s fault?’

Draken:

Me: 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗

Baji

is the kind of person who’s only response to any kind of insult is “YoUr MoM.”

Like Mf its not my mom who cried because I had to repeat a school year. 

You : “Baji you look like shit.”  Baji: “jOe MAmA” *insert windshield wiper laugh*  My guy, you aint funny 😐😑

He once went to Ken saying, “Oi do you know Draken?” Draken is like: 😐 brother wut Baji: DRAKEN DEEZ NUTS-

(He ended up face flat on ground that day)

Chifuyu

Best boy 😤

I just knowww he reads soo much smut and weirdass wattpad books. Like the books he reads are so Satire.

the shit is like: marked by the alpha, sold to the mafia boss by my parents, kidnapped by One direction,  BTS are my bullies and I fall in love with them and  the vampire is my mate.

I don’t even need to be told twice. He is a twice stan, no questions asked. e was home alone and was playing some songs while bathing. After he came out a particular song: TT by Twice started playing and boi he couldn’t resist dancing. He wasn’t aware that baji had come home and the door was a little open, Baji saw him dancing with exaggerated steps with only a towel .

In case you wanna see the steps: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxG_GPqC87wi8QjUpoI4IbwcPmo3flsJpS

Kazutora

He gets anxious so easilyy (he is me, I am him).

Once he was with Chifuyu helping in the ship, stalking one of the crates he by mistake dropped an item on Chifuyu’s leg.

He got confused between saying:  ‘Are you okay?’ and ‘I am sorry’

He ended up yelling at his face, “ARE YOU SORRY?” And Chifuyu is just like: 🙂 tf you high on dood?

He has some...interesting choice of words when it comes to certain things. Like one time Chifuyu and him were watching a movie and he randomly went, “damn, her Tatas are so big.” Chifuyu ended up spilling the cold drink on his tatas due to laughing so much instead.

If bad things happen in your life, don’t blame yourself-

Mitsuya

Okay so we know he is an amazing brother you takes good care of his sisters. But for some reason the rest of toman also expects him to take care of them?

Like that one time when Baji set fire to car when people were still inside and he was forced to apologize to a veryy naked couple in the middle of the road at that time.

Or when when a girl was fixated upon Hakkai and he had to pretend to be his boyfriend to drive her off.

And also at the time when a very sleepy Mikey showed up in the middle of the night asking him for some snacks and everything was finished so he made him have half-cooked rice with peanut butter. 

Hakkai

Pretty Boyyy🥺❤❤ And also fruity icon. Mf have you seen his wallpaper? “Takaa channn”

The Tiktok kid who puts TW on the weirdest of things. Like: TW! : bunny-hats, dirty shoes and sometimes even TW! Asian ppl. My love, you ARE Asian.

He forgets about how huge he is sometimes, so he ends up breaking so many things.

Like that one time Mitsuya dared him to hold a girl’s hand. He did so, she felt comfortable and they started walking, he suddenly lifted his arm up and that poor girl was dangling like a keychain:  🧍‍♀️ 🙋‍♂️. Thank fully her arm didn’t break, but he never held hands with anyone again.

hands and doors aren’t the only things this boy can break

HMMM... lets take a moment and think about Hakkai’s wallpaper :))

Sanzu

All we accept in this house is Sanzu slander :)) 

Sanzu stans be jumping red flags like its olympics all year

Mf got so high once, he started humping a tree...in a kids park.

A parent came upto him and asked, “sir what are you, doing, this is a kids park, please keep that in mind.”

He looked dead in their eye, blinked and said, “Oh, I am sorry, I’ll turn on my kiddie mode.” (2 minutes later)

Sanzu: “WHAT DOES A FOX SAY?” Kids:  Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!!

Also once he said to Bonten Mikey that his hair  looks like that of a karen. Ran and Rindou feared for his life that day.

Unironically says YEET when he throws something.

Has a group chat with Ran and Rindou called The Boyz 🥶🔥⛓

JOJO NO KIMYO NA BOKEN AIZU OIFU HEABWEN

Smiley ( Kawata Nahoya)

This boy right here is a menace to society.

This guy has so much lice in his hair. He never washes it. Souya was once looking at him picking something from his hair and chewing it. Mf was picking out lice and eating it like a hecking monkey. (Bro how did you not get Aids by now?)

He sleep-talks. A lot. Him and Souya were sleeping one day and baby boy started whimpering. Poor Angry thought he was having a bad dream and tried to wake him up. He ended up getting kicked in the face while him yelling “WHAT DA DOG DOIN?”

He once thought that him and Souya should name their attacks like those in MHA and Naruto.  The neighbours were just looking at them yelling while standing 4 feet away from each other like:  🧍‍♂️  and yelling like Naruto and Sasuke “SOUYAAA” “NAHOYAA” “SOUYAAA” “NAHOYAA” “ROUNDO HOUSEO KICKKEU!!” ”ONE PUNCHO IN YOUR FACEUU!!” and all this while standing like a statue.

“DIE, YAY, MURDER, YAY” : Master Oogway

Angry (Kawata Souya)

This little gremlin, he is so pretty:(((

He is so respectful that its funny. 

So once he had a s/o. They were all dressed up for him, *wink wonk*. So they are just lying there like draw me like one of your french girls. And bro he opened the door. Stood there staring into their soul for a few seconds, turned around and slammed the door in their face while yelling, “I am sorry I should have knocked!” Ruined the whole mood.

His brother knows everything that happens in his life. Your crush on Mitsuya? Smileys knows. You skipping a class? Smiley knows. The time when Chifuyu tried to subtly fart? Smiley knows. Baji’s crappy “Deez” jokes? Smiley KNOWS.

He just such a cute little and fragile dandelion UwU who can turn Ran into Ranabelle UwU.

Shuji Hanma

As much as I hate this bitch...he is hot in the timeskip only)

You think Hakkai was bad? He makes wholeass overdramatic TikTok povs. Shit is like: “I am your boyfriend and the police is arresting me.” Mf goes  making such weird faces. 

He gets sooo mad when you compare him to Nishinoya from Haikyuu.

He also says “SHEESH’ and lip-bites obnoxiously

Oh did I forget to mention about how he tried to  make that one video of doing the ‘bapsae’ hip thrust? I am talking about this thing. Yeah...dude lost his balance due to bending too much, mf was so AGRESSIVE when I tell you. It wasn’t even hot anymore, looked like he was having an itch. smh

The clip: https://youtube.com/shorts/dX6RTlhW2ZY?feature=share

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[falloutjay]

Cartman with a s/o that never speak except when they're alone? It would be really different to Cartman's personality since they're more like to see him starting WW3 than helping or stopping him. They would think "yeah that's someone else's big ass problem" and go to sleep.

(I'm sorry I'm a sucker for quiet main characters and the South Park games probably got me more into it with the new kid going with everything the guys are up to without any complaints)

I legit feel the same about quiet main characters. I loved that about the South Park games and to an extent also in the Fallout games. <3

And once again, I love your idea and I hope I did justice to your incredibly beautiful prompt! Hope you have a great day! 🌸

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Cartman x quiet!Reader

"And... You're sure your information is correct?" Bebe whispered and Wendy nodded.

 "Yes...They are definitely a thing. Odd isn't it? Never expected the quiet Y/N with some like Cartman."

 Just having mentioned the name of the big-boned boy immediately caused all the girls on the table to make a disgusted face.

They looked over to where they were seated. Y/N and Cartman. The new hot topic at school.

Y/N simply sat between Kenny and Cartman, listening to Kyle and their boyfriend bitch at each other.

"My mum lost weight okay, not everyone's Mum can be a skinny crackwhore."

"Don't talk about my mum like that! At least mine is nice and not a fat old bitch!"

"Kyle, just let it be- Shut up Stan!" The two simultaneously screamed at Stan, who held his hands up in defense.

Wanting to settle their fight once and for all, the two turned towards the quiet two of the table and stared at them.

Kyle was the one to ask the question; "Who's mother is worse? Kenny?" Kyle looked pleadingly at the blonde who swiftly pointed at Kyle.

"Sorry dude... Your mum is so strict and shit. Cartman's is super chill." Kyle looked at his friend in horror, before turning to the last person.

"Y/N, whose mother is worse? Answer please!" Kyle pleaded, but as always got no answer. They simply continued eating, unfazed by what was happening.

"I won, Kyyyyell" Eric teased the redhead who sat down defeated.

Kenny simply laughed into his parka and Stan rolled his eyes.

Y/N got up with their glass and went to get another round of water for themselves when Kyle slammed his hands on the table.

"Okay, how the fuck did you two get together when they never talk? Just... How?"

Kenny and Stan also eyed the brown-haired boy who seemed to think about his answer for a second.

"Don't know why you think they don't talk much? Like, I like listening to their voice and they talk a lot when we are together. Maybe Y/N doesn't like talking to a stupid Jew, thought about that Kiel?"

Kyle simply looked at him, a disappointed look on his face, as he really didn't feel that Cartman's answer was any good.

"Dude, listen, they only really talk when the teacher asks them for an answer. Despite that, I barely hear them talk, soo..."

"So what? Y'all very narrow-minded." Cartman said and took the last bite of his chicken sandwich.

Y/N came back and sat in their place again.

"Wanna hang out at my place later?" Cartman asked and the h/c colored responded with a simple; "Yeah."

Kenny then elbowed them to show them another meme on his phone.

Time passed and after their lunch break and another set of lessons, the five friends stood outside of their school building.

"God, I hate how Miss Donna just never grades us fairly, she's such a bitch!" Eric ranted.

His last test was rather bad, and he felt treated unfairly, as he was sure that the answers he stole from Kyle were correct.

"Maybe she saw you looking at my paper and decided to not give you points for shit you stole?" Kyle said and Kenny let out a deep sigh.

"Can you not this time. I'm done hearing you guys argue for the day." He said and looked done with everyone's shit.

"Ken's got a point. I'm going home." Stan said and started walking.

"I'm done arguing too. See ya Y/N." Kyle huffed and started stomping towards Stan.

Kenny bid his goodbye too and so you and Cartman were not left alone. He extended his hand which you gladly took.

Eric began talking as he always does. The brown-haired simply loves talking, especially to his partner, who he felt was someone he could tell anything without a worry.

"But yeah, I just think she grades unfairly. It was max one answer I copied from Kyle, I don't get what's the deal. So how was your day, honey?"

"Pretty nice. It was rather boring, especially history class but nothing bad happens so I guess it was okay." You spoke and smiled at Eric, who had a faint blush on his cheeks.

He absolutely loved hearing your voice and that you mainly spoke around him made him feel special. And feeling special was his favorite feeling.

"That sounds good... Any idea what we want to do today?" Eric asked and waited patiently for his partner's answer.

"Dunno. I don't really care, you can pick." The beautiful smile that decorated Y/N face made Cartman's heart skipped a beat.

"Let's play video games. My mum got me a new one that I'd love to try with you."

"Sounds amazing, Eric."

"Kewl" The brown-haired humbled and you two continued their way to the Cartman residence.

To Eric, his beloved Y/N was a blessing. They never really argued with him, they treated him so special by only really talking with him and they liked what he loved. Y/N is Eric's special retreat almost, they gave him everything he needs and more. And Eric treasures them dearly, every single day.

[bella-donna418]

Everyone watching their own trailer

A/N: So I've been thinking of actors AU for SnK because... anti-depressant purposes (a something before she goes back to angst writing)

And this timeline is when the trailer was released, and BEFORE the premiering of the first episode for the final season (and idk why I'm making this just now WHEN THERE'S LITERALLY 7 EPISODES FOR SEASON 4 NOW-)

@shytomatomato also made a light bulb light up in my head bcs she used that hot Ereh gif (srsly I can't stop laughing of the caption I love you for it <3)

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Ok here you go LOL

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So they're all actors and stuff (like what I mentioned earlier)

And since they can't go home until 8 or 9 (I think this is the regular time actors go home, but might be later or smth)

They all just finished with their shooting/tapings and decided to rest in the lounge when Sasha thought of an idea.

She was like, "Let's watch TV!"

Everybody thought of it as something to pass time by—they can't really sleep too due to how much coffee they drank earlier to keep them from looking like they're exhausted or smth.

Everybody went to the lounge (idk if studios have lounges, but let's assume) and all sat their a$*es on the couches lazily (their obviously tired and relieved they finished)

Connie turns the TV on and went to YouTube (smart TVs ofc)

And the very first video that popped was the trailer they made.

"Y'all wanna watch this?" He asked.

Everyone nodded in agreement since they haven't watched it yet, and only saw a glimpse of their scenes being edited, but not the whole deal

Also, they're caught up with the manga and as usual... Connie and Sasha would laugh at the memes they're making  (these 2 never looked tired at all)

The lounge had food, most of them spend their free time their or while they're on break (or they go to restaurants when they feel like it)

So they're now watching the trailer

And then when the first scene popped up, they were just "woaaaahhh" and then they looked at Falco—ended up laughing as he curled up from embarrassment

Then the music suddenly intensified—all of them watching in awe as their mouths fell agape

And when Zofia, Udo, and Gabi's scene showed up they were now curling up and Falco just joined the laughter.

Also Sasha is recording these moments (for her vlogs)

"OMFG ZEKE AND REINER!" Ymir pointed out and everyone started laughing.

Their reactions are just them smiling and looking so tired (HAHAHAHAHA)

"Wow!! Gabi looking so great there." Pieck beamed and took a glance at Falco who seems to be frozen and blushing.

"Porco and Pieck!" Sasha and Connie laughed—earning a small glare from Levi since he's too annoyed of their noises and screaming.

"#Falco and Gabi moment" Zofia smugly said when the headbutt scene showed up earning a glare from the two.

Then guess their reaction to the Reiner going down the stairs scene.

Yup, all are literally teasing Reiner and laughing at him—Sasha and Connie, the meme masters, are literally making so many memes about it.

"The gun was disgusting!" He hissed.

"wHy cAn'T yOU jUsT LeT mE diE?" Jean finally joined the teasing of the two bakas who can't take anything seriously (Connie and Sasha usually laugh during tapings and they had to take so many tries)

"The airship scene took us like 50 tries because these two won't stop laughing." Mikasa retorted—earning a pout from the two.

"LMAOOO JEAN!" Connie joked and Jean just went ultra glare mode, but Connie laughed it off.

"The Sasha and Mikasa scene, though-" Annie smiled as she drank her iced coffee she didn't finish earlier.

"Stop-" Mikasa curled up and hid herself from everyone while Eren looked at her and decided to poke her out of her trance—works all the time.

"Annie, look! It's Armin!" Historia laughed at the two who were now looking away from each other, everyone joining in.

"Levi!" Hanji looked at the shorty beside her who seems to be hiding on her arm—making everyone laugh.

And then... this scene.

The scene we all went crazy for.

THE EREN FLEXIN THOSE ABS- (we're getting off topic, ahem.)

They all looked at Mikasa while she was just a blushing mess, trying to conceal herself from all humanity. The image of the scene still in her mind—Connie pausing the TV to troll her.

Sasha smirked and called to Mikasa.

"Mikasa! The scene is over now!" And Mikasa did what she wasn't supposed to do. Believing her.

So when she broke out of her position, the first thing to greet her, was that image from the scene.

Before she could hide again, Eren unexpectedly pulled her close to him—the poor girl blushing even harder and them earning "oooohhs.." (The ones with the most ooohhss were Zeke and Armin)

"JUST PLAY THE GODDAMN THING!" She shouted while hiding herself on Eren's chest making Sasha laugh and do what she said.

"Yelena be praising the airships." Annie said earning a smirk from Yelena.

"It's my new religion." She remarked making everyone laugh.

"The trailer is so badass especially Eren who was staring at the green screen." Jean laughed earning a glare from him.

"Also Eren can't even take the "I hate you" part seriously." Zeke grinned at his brother who seems to be comforting Mikasa who's just a blushing mess, and muffled screaming.

"Now I wonder for the first episode" Pieck suggested and looked at the clock.

"We still do have time for 1 or 2 episodes." Zeke said and relaxed himself on the couch and wiggling his eyebrows at Eren.

Bonus: They watched the first episode with Sasha and Connie laughing at the people involved in it (srsly these two are the noisy friends you have when smth great happens)

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A/N: I'd say this HC is soo bad and not well planned. Sorry for a disappointing HC. (Just me bluntly putting what their reactions would be ahahahaha)

Anyway I'd say I was Mikasa alone in my room when the Eren scene showed up.

Personally, I think Zeke and Armin are the founders of the EreMika fan club OwO (the brother ships it probably mfg)

Like I said, my crass and blunt way of speaking are all included in every HC I make.

And these are what my mind all said HAHAHAHA-

[the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see]

tree!! i was forced to watch the new mahesh babu movie yesterday and i desperately need to make fun of it- it wasn’t like god awful but the title song was... interesting (go watch it if you want to laugh at the bezos reference lmao)

also saw that you watched rrr and i’m glad that desiblr is making all of the gay memes (its what ram and bheem would’ve wanted) <3

side note i got my prom dress the other day and it’s yellow (i have a brand here dammit) and has flowers and after a slight gender crisis- i’m pretty hyped!

importantly: how are you?? what shenanigans have you been up to? give me all the small talk <3

ilysm you funky lil dude *gives you a bear hug*

mWah! mwah!

- indi <3

LMAO ive heard so many bad things about it i want to watch it soo badly!! i will listen to the title song first thing tomorrow morning sjkdfhksjdfh i did NOT know there was a fuckin BEZOS reference........................ losing my mind

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ikr im literally. so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so glad all of desiblr took a look at those gay ass men and side-eyed each other like. YES that man is fruity yes YES he is out 😏 i have so many thoughts about themm

omg prom!!!!! im so excited for you and 🙈 we are the same person bc i TOO bought a yellow flowered dress this weekend!! 😳 its probably a lot more casual than yours though lmao, its a spring cottagey dress, not prom dress level but still!!! im wearing it for a party on saturday so if YOU wear YOURS saturday we will be twinsies 🥰 it'll be like we are going to prom together<3

im awesome! story: flashback to elementary school, i was best friends with this girl and we would have killed and fought wars for each other. i loved her so much and literally could not imagine being without her but then! she moved! and after two years spent trying to find some way to contact her, i moved too! and i lost all hope. flash forward to the beginning of this year, one of my friends will not shut up about this girl she met at tae kwon do - she's cool and hot and kind and she reminds her a lot of me!! two days ago, i saw a picture of her for the first time, and something lit up in my brain, but i shelved it as oh i probably know her dad. took a selfie with my friend, who sends it to her buddy and! she says OMG WAIT DID TREE GO TO [insert my elementary school here]?? AND THEN ALL THE MEMORIES HIT ME. it was her!!!!!!! and i was so excited i went nonverbal, stole my friends phone, and texted her in a frenzy and she was like I MISSED YOU SO MUCH and i started crying! in a good way!! and then i came out to her bc she asked me how ive been and i said gay and trans and then she said "slay 🔥" she's coming to our friend's birthday party and i can't wait to tackle her as soon as i see her

also i've been eating so many laddus that chotta bheem is jealous 😭 it was my sister's half-sari function 12 days ago and we have so much food left over and its so awesome i am stuffing myself

plus, my partner has been learning gaelic (bc theyre irish) and referring to me with gaelic terms of endearment and IVE been referring to THEM with telugu terms of endearment and let me just say it is heartmelting every time?? feeling #loved

and last but not least, i have been on a mission to leave my mark on my school and have been vandalizing doing so by drawing little trees in sharpie everywhere!! i will most likely forget soon but nevertheless those walls will remember me

MWAH MWAH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH INDI<33333 *drowns in your hug bc i am short and itty bitty*

[harley-michaels-main]

umm heyheyhey there cool individual may i please request a kny and bnha matchup?? if theyre closed please ignore this lol anywhays heres some info fdjsjs:

Im 5'2", virgo, INFP, he/him or they/them pronouns, shortish curly brown hair, neurodivergent, i wear glasses, my personality is kinda iFfy yk i have social anxiety and shit, i get pretty passionate about the things i like, insomniac, i guess im pretty chill and honestly dont care too much about stuff, i get told that im pretty mature for my age but im actually a dumbass, i am most defintily reckless and dont give two shits bout it. chronic meme lord ig, demands all the physical affection but will need a thirty minute mental prep time before hand or else i will dissolve cause i get very flustered very easily, and i think that im too sefless sometimes but i mean abksdjlgad i dunno, i am insanely indecisive, and an admire from afar kinda person. also mommy issues so make of this what you will and have a nice day :)

Hi lovely!! I literally want to be your best friend asdlkfa, will you please be a chaotic dumbass with me? N E WAYS here are you match ups <3

Your Demon Slayer Match Up is...

Obanai Iguro

When Iguro first met you, he didn't think too much of you at first. He just saw you as another slayer that needed protection.

Yet what drew him into you was your complete dumbassery. To be honest, he thought that you needed a lot of protection because you didn't think things through.

He thought that you and Mitsuri were a lot alike which is probably why he was so easy with being around you.

As he spent more time with you, he realized that you two had a lot more in common than you originally thought.

He isn't the most social either soo he's fine with just sitting with you and enjoying each other's company without a lot of talking.

He likes it when you two go restaurant exploring. Especially restaurants that specialize in foods from different regions.

Iguro realizes that he likes you when you two hold hands for the first time. Just being in the domestic moments and relishing in each others' presence was enough for him.

After you two get together, not much changes.

Well, outside of your private homes.

When it is just you two, you both love to relax with each other. IF you are up for it, he will hold you for as long as possible.

He doesn't like to say it, but he loves physical affection.

At random times, he'll like to surprise you with little trips. This is only when the both of you have free time, so it isn't very often, but he tries to make the best of it.

Also, if you get along with Kaburamaru, he will most likely marry you.

Iguro may not seem like it, but he is very good when it comes to giving advice. You can count on him to always be there if you just need someone to listen to you or if you need any help.

All in all, he is very accommodating to you and will always be there to lend a hand.

Your My Hero Academia Match Up is...

Sero Hanta

Sero was drawn to you because of your crazy antics. You seemed to fit in so well with his friend group, he thought that it would be great to have you join.

He loves to do crazy things with you. He will always be one of the first ones to sign up to go and do something against the rules.

He doesn't mind your ADHD since Denki has it as well. He knows how it is for most people and he knows why you are the way you are most of the time.

He enjoys taking you adventuring off-campus. He mostly likes to take you to arcades and cafes since that's where he always went when he was younger.

At first, you two only went with the whole friend group, but eventually you two started to go alone.

Sero realizes his feelings for you after you two play Dance Dance Revolution and you royally kick his ass at it.

You two were basically collapsed on the ground in exhaustion, leaning against each other, and laughing while trying to catch your breath.

After you two start dating, he is a lot more affectionate. It takes him a little while to realize that you need time to mentally prepare yourself before you should be touched.

He realized that after he randomly hugged you and you froze for a solid five minutes.

Sero likes to have movie nights with you where you two both choose a movie and see which one puts you to sleep first. (usually, it's the ones he picks)

Overall, he will always be there to take you on random adventures and he will always be there to comfort you when you need it.