#i saw these guys when i was 13 in mtl

[fidel-guevara]

Orgy - Fiction (Dreams in Digital) off Vapor Transmission

she's lost in coma where it's beautiful intoxicated from the deep sleep, deep sleep do you wonder what it's like living in a permanent imagination? sleeping to escape reality, but you like it like that im guilty by design she's nothing more fiction she dreams in digital cause it's better than nothing now that control is gone it seems unreal she's dreaming in digital she dreams in digital

[sapiowoman28]

OT23 mtl likely to be freaky in bed

Most

1. Jungwoo - you can't look at him and tell me he won't be full of surprises. Will prob do anything. Think freaky stuff like sucking your toes or wearing your undies or tying you up sort of thing. And he'd do it without freaking you out, easing you into new experiences every time.

2. Yuta - this self professed pervert comes in 2nd. I'm sure there's nothing he won't do either. I just don't think he'd be as freaky as Jungwoo though. Like, he'll spit in your mouth, drip wax on your body and his but he won't suck your toes.

3. Sungchan - this guy 100% would be the one barking like a puppy in bed if you asked him to. Yeah, he's prob into pet play.

4. Shotaro - If you're not sure why he's here go watch his old tiktoks (they can be found on yt) And the dude is Japanese (have you watched Japanese porn?)

5. Jeno - Jeno is ex Catholic. Enough said.

6. Johnny - I feel he's very open minded. He'd be the sort of bf who will discuss and try things out with his gf He won't be too extreme like Yuta or Jungwoo though. Prob just role playing and dirty talk, some daddy kink / soft dom.

7. Taeil - There's something about Taeil that makes me think beneath his very ordinary exterior is a freak. It could also be my imagination, but this is my list.

8. Winwin - seriously, it's the quiet ones which are the biggest freaks. This guy can contort, remember? I bet he can pull off a lot of things.

9. Kun - He just hides his freaky side very well. Prob has a daddy kink, is a soft dom and all that. Prob likes to spank.

10. Renjun - I once saw Renjun pulling Jeno's hair while dirty dancing to Havana and wanted to scream for Taeyong to take his babies home cos they were only 18 then....

11. Yang Yang - YangYang has a dirty mind, 100%. But not in the Ten sort of way? Ten is all talk. Yang Yang talks but has a thirst for adventure? He's curious and raring to go. So.

12. Chenle - I bet $100 being a daddy isn't his only kink. But i'm ranking him lower cos of his age. He does - more than anyone else - have $$ for sex toys and lingerie though... hmm....

13. Ten - yeah, Ten is king of innuendoes and dirty jokes and smirks. but I really think he's not that kinky. He's experienced. But a pretty normal power bottom.

14/15. Doyoung / Jaemin - DY and Jaemin are the sort of bf who will go onto the internet to search "top 10 positions most pleasurable for women" just so his gf will have the best time in bed. Too gf-centric to be freaky - the last thing they want to do is scare their beloved.

16. Xiaojun - The only freaky thing he'd be doing is letting bella be in the same room. Would prob let you video him / take videos of you.

17. Hendery - Hendery has the potential to be freaky but he prob doesn't have the confidence like the way some of the others do to push boundaries in bed. So he ends up pretty vanilla. Maybe further into the relationship when he's less nervous he'd try. Seems like the sort who would like the idea of a threesome.

18. Lucas - you can be horny but it doesn't mean you're kinky. He just seems like the conventional superfit bf. He is after all the most normal member of WayV.

19. Taeyong - Look, all cancer boy Taeyong wants to do is make love and cuddle after, and have you stroke his hair. Don't complicate things for him, ok? he has 22 children to look after.

20. Mark - Mark just screams straight laced to me. Like, how kinky can you get if you have a bible on your night stand?

21. Jisung - not cos it's not in him to be freaky, but cos he's still new to the whole idea of sex. I'm sure he hasn't even made out. We'll come back in 10 years to see if he's still doing the handcuff thing. (prob would be)

22. Jaehyun - I imagine Jaehyun doesn't even try. Sex with him isn't gratifying. He only has posted 18 times on his instagram. Pretty much doesn't do shit. hahahaha (im joking don't come for me Jaehyun stans!)

23. Haechan - you'll be lucky if you can get him off his game to have sex. Sex with him would be in a rush. he needs to get back to his game.

Least

[astroyongie]

Hi!I’m asking here for the first time,please bear with me if I make mistakes.I saw your MtL likely to cheat in svt and I was surprised that you ranked Joshua and DK the highest.Please explain why,I’m confused🙏🏻

Before I explain, I want to let you know that seventeen overall isn't a group that would cheat. It's actually very surprising that between 13 guys, they wouldn't go down this way. Now into the explanation !

Joshua was first because out of all member he is the most susceptible once. He is unpredictable when it comes to love and he can easily fall out of love. When he does instead of breaking up he would simply see somewhere else. He has a thing to keep the ones he have already close, he doesn't like breaking up do to his co dependent habits.

When it comes to DK who follows closely by, His Venus Aquarius, Mars Libra, makes him someone very prone to cheating because he likes to please people and he falls easily in flirtation. If someone flirts with him he is unable to say stop and will go full way with the other person even if he already has someone.

[translations-by-aiimee]

Dig a Grave to Dig Out a Ghost - Chapter 5

Original Title: 挖坟挖出鬼

Genres: Drama, Horror, Mystery, Supernatural, Yaoi

This translation is based on multiple MTLs and my own limited knowledge of Chinese characters. If I have made any egregious mistakes, please let me know.

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4

Chapter 5 - Expert

The subsequent calm was something Lin Yan wasn't expecting. The thing seemed to have decided it tortured him enough and nothing else happened the rest of the night. Lin Yan changed back into his clothes and unplugged his computer. Even though he knew that that probably wouldn't do anything, the screen actually powered off and didn't come back on at all in the night.

Perhaps a new storm was brewing in the silence, but Lin Yan was too exhausted to worry about it. The alcohol that was left in his system worked as a great tranquillizer, and he rolled over and fell asleep.

While he was deep in sleep, something cold pressed itself on his lips again, but Lin Yan was too much a heavy sleeper to realize it.

When he woke up, the entire room was clean. All the red paint had disappeared, the light gray printed wallpaper and the screen wall painted by the students of the Academy of Fine Arts were intact, and the glass was spotless. There was no other evidence to prove that the absurdity of last night had ever happened except for the shameful traces of liquid on Lin Yan's body and clothes. He took a bath and threw the red clothes into the washbowl. Compared with the power of the invisible thing, he was clearly at a disadvantage. Instead of running around without a plan, it was better to observe what happens as things unravel.

After he finished packing things up, Lin Yan took out his phone and texted Yin Zhou about the meeting place. Unexpectedly, he got a reply almost instantly: See you at the school gate in half an hour.

Lin Yan looked at himself in the mirror. Within just two nights, he looked like he had been doing drugs for years, he had a scruffy stubble growing, and his eyes were red. The mint scent of his shaving foam made Lin Yan feel for the first time that his typically monotonous life was actually so much more beautiful than that. The blade was thin and sharp. Just one long stroke across his neck and there would be nothing left.

Humans were such fragile creatures.

"Shit. . ." Lin Yan hissed, sighing at his unfortunate luck and put his fingers under the water. His hand had slipped and he sliced his fingertip on the blade, red blood seeping out. Lin Yan wrapped a bandaid around his finger, leaning against the wall and pondering about how unlucky it was to feel the pain.

He didn't know what kind of dye was used on the funeral clothes, but it had bled dramatically in the water. After a while, the whole basin of water had been dyed red. Lin Yan glanced at it in disgust as he left and slammed the door shut.

At 8 o'clock, Lin Yan saw Yin Zhou holding a Scallion pancake and some fruit in front of the school gate.

The two of them regretted trying to drive. The roads were clogged with morning rush hour traffic to the point that they couldn't even see the end of the lines of cars. What genius designed this kind of urban roundabout? Five ring roads surrounded the main road and they were forced to convene together every morning and night.

Lin Yan and Yin Zhou were nearing the third ring road and they still didn't have any temper, so all they could do was turn on the radio and eat the breakfast that Yin Zhou brought.

"A 13-year-old boy from a remote village in Sichuan was found hanged at home wearing a red coat. The locals suspected it was most likely cult-related. It is reported that the boy's time of birth and time of death are both extremely negative times and very suitable for. . ."

Lin Yan snapped the radio off.

It seemed that everything in the world had been messed up overnight. Even this kind of unreliable news could be relayed to the public.

Yin Zhou didn't care. He swallowed the last bite of his pancake and hiccuped. He said with satisfaction: "I spent the rest of the night in the library. I was starving and I couldn't buy anything. It's great to feel full."

"There was no exam recently, what were you doing at the library?"

"I was studying the enemy's intelligence. This enemy works in the dark. Can we defeat it if we understand how it operates? What do you think, buddy?"

Lin Yan turned his face to look at the crowded traffic outside the window. He stayed silent for a while before he said softly, "Do you really believe that there are ghosts in this world? I feel like something is wrong with me. Maybe I should see a psychiatrist first."

Yin Zhou's eyes widened in surprise: "Come on, even if something's up with you, I'm totally normal, yet we both saw those clothes yesterday."

". . . At your house the day before yesterday, I was the only one who thought it was cold, and I was the only one who could feel ‘it’ in the house."

Lin Yan sorted out his thoughts and told Yin Zhou his experience of being choked by someone last night.

Lin Yan wasn't expecting it but Yin Zhou exploded after hearing this, and blurted out: "Fuck, that ghost was a rabbit master* during his lifetime?" He scanned Lin Yan's face over and over again: "Little Brother Lin, don't tell me. . . you can be considered a nice-looking guy if you look closely. He's dead and maybe he's lonely and wants to recruit you as his wife."

*because they would kill the rabbit by snapping its neck

"Fuck you. If you aren't going to be serious, get out of my car and leave. Don't forget to burn two boxes of condoms for me when I croak." Lin Yan said quietly. The car behind him honked its horn twice, and Lin Yan realized that while he was talking, a 5-6 metre gap had cleared in front of him. He hurriedly followed the line of traffic.

"Furthermore, in the middle of the night, I obviously saw that the whole house was covered with red paint, but in the morning there was nothing. It was as if I had been dreaming."

Yin Zhou dragged the backpack out of the back seat and hugged it in his arms. He said, "Hey, let me show you the results of my brother's research." As he talked, he opened his bag and took out a dozen crumpled papers from it and spread them out on his knees. He flattened them with his hands and started going over them from top to bottom.

"You can't take care of shit. I feel uncomfortable just looking at those."

"See, the attributes of a wife. This ghost saw it perfectly."

A grass mud horse roared and ran across Lin Yan's heart.

Sure enough, these geeks are something else.

"Listen carefully." Yin Zhou pushed up his glasses with his long fingers: "There are generally two modern interpretations of ghosts. The first is due to the discovery of dark matter. You know the law of conservation of energy?"

". . . Go on." Lin Yan gave him a blank look.

"The universe expands at a certain rate every year. If the law of conservation of energy goes as normal, where does the energy that supports the expansion of the universe come from? According to this question, modern physics puts forward the concept of dark matter and dark energy. It does not generate electromagnetic waves, cannot be sensed, and cannot be measured. The law of gravity estimates that dark matter and energy account for 96% of the mass of the universe, and the remaining 4% is what humans can now recognize."

"Many unexplainable phenomena are therefore attributed to the results of dark matter, such as meridians in traditional Chinese medicine, the power of the mind, and ghosts. There are many discussions on this field abroad, but it is obviously blocked in China and difficult to find." Yin Zhou spread out his hands.

Lin Yan nodded. This was a bit like a science fiction novel he had read once.

"And the second one?"

"The second type is attributed to electromagnetic waves. The environment in which the deceased died is not conducive to electromagnetic wave attenuation. The powerful thoughts it had before death form a unique energy field. If a person's own frequency is similar to it, it will resonate when they come into contact. The waveform of the original ghost is greatly strengthened so then the two can sense each other."

Lin Yan was stunned: "You mean I. . . resonate with the ghost?"

Yin Zhou said indifferently that it was possible. He turned and smiled mysteriously: "Do you know how to explain love at first sight using electromagnetic fields?"

Lin Yan's heart stuttered.

"It's just resonating. It's the same with both men and women."

Yin Zhou sighed: "I don't want to fall in love for a while. It's boring, it's like a ghost."

The cars finally started moving again, and they finally got off the third road ring after being stuck for three hours. Lin Yan turned on the navigation and stepped on the accelerator to hurry towards the destination.

He always thinks that love was just like a ghost; he didn't believe in either. He only understood the panic and anxiety he felt when he encountered it, but he has never imagined that ghosts were also like love, triggered by a specific reason in a specific environment and dragged forcibly into the abyss, unable to escape.

"Have you been in touch with anything special recently, or have you been to anywhere special?"

Lin Yan thought about it for a moment and shook his head: "No. Every day I'm in the study room, tutor's office, library, home, cafeteria, there's nowhere else. But I have come into a lot of contact with lots of things from several dynasties."

Yin Zhou clumped the pile of information in his hand, and put it into back his backpack despite Lin Yan's contemptuous eyes, and clicked the buckle shut.

"Impossible. The electromagnetic waves would have decayed early in a small object, even if the Maoshan technique was used."

A thought suddenly flashed through Lin Yan's mind.

"There was this one place. . .Last month, my old man arranged an internship position for me on an archaeological team. It was a tomb with small specifications. I was there for less than a week."

Yin Zhou's eyes lit up all of a sudden: "There's this show, we should wait and check it. . . what the fuck!"

Lin Yan slammed on the brakes. Yin Zhou's head slammed into the windshield with a bang, and he wailed in pain.

"What are you doing?! Braking like that is going to kill you. What if we got rear-ended?!"

Lin Yan looked at the empty windshield in shock. He pulled the car over and, when he turned to Yin Zhou, his face changed.

"You. . . didn't see that just now?"

"What!" Yin Zhou took off the glasses that had been knocked off-kilter, trying to push them into their original spot, and couldn't help complaining in grief.

"There was a hand. . . stretching down from the roof of the car."

Yin Zhou was stunned and looked up at the window glass cautiously. A truck came up from behind, went around their car and drove on.

Lin Yan was too scared to speak for a while. He recalled the stiff white hand that had slapped on the windshield from the roof of the car just now, but it disappeared in a blink of an eye. There were speeding trucks or tankers everywhere on the sixth ring road. He opened his mouth and looked at Yin Zhou. The other party understood his thoughts immediately. Yin Zhou took a breath and hesitated: "Then this thing. . . it wants a human life."

Lin Yan shook his head. He always felt that there was some motive behind everything that had happened, but he couldn't say it out loud.

They drove out of the city in a blink of an eye. The endless rows of poplar trees and the green border fields in the suburbs relaxed the tension of the two people in the car a lot. Lin Yan rolled down the car window, and the car air mixed with the fragrance of flowers and plants that poured in. Inside the car, the stuffy scent of the pancakes was blown away.

After the twist and turns the GPS took them on, the car turned onto a rugged path paved with stones. The surrounding buildings were replaced with independent bungalows and small farmyards. A yellow dog squatted on the steps and stretched its neck. Some hens gathered in groups lazily together. Every now and again, they passed by a white goose on the side of the road. Lin Yan slowed down and stared at the map displayed on the GPS. He glanced at Yin Zhou distrustfully.

"If I keep going, I'll have to turn around to go back to the village. Did your mother send us to a reclusive expert?"

Yin Zhou leaned over to study the map, then turned his head in confusion and looked out the window. He happened to pass by a house, a yellow mud bungalow, with a faded couplet on the door. The old man in front of it only lost two front teeth, and he was leaning back to watch the excitement. . Yin Zhou scratched his scalp suspiciously: "The address my mother gave is at the end of the village, and she said it was amazing. Let me buy some tributes to bring with me. I can't do it alone."

So Lin Yan stopped the car when passing by the market, and bought two gifts according to Yin Zhou's suggestion. . . that bastard.

"Are you sure about all this?" Lin Yan looked embarrassedly left and right, carrying a live turtle in one hand and walking back, Yin Zhou happily pointed at the turtle's head and said, "What do you know? , These kinds of psychic masters rely on this stuff to keep up with their lifestyle. Trust me."

Lin Yan threw the two bastards into the trunk, took out a bottle of mineral water and handed it to Yin Zhou. He also opened a bottle for himself and took a few sips.

The country cicadas cried one after another, and the green wheat was headed; it was a wonderful scene of peace and prosperity.

Several children wearing red and green were squatting on the ground playing fan cards not far away. Lin Yan asked Yin Zhou: "What did your mother saw that name of the expert was? I'll ask around."

He couldn't help but imagine a scene of a bamboo hut with a mantle drooping in front of the porch. An old man in white with his hand stroked his beard and smiled slightly. He and Yin Zhou knelt forward on one knee, clasping their fists and begging, "Master, please guide me!"

Yin Zhou took a note from his pocket. He squinted at it, and said perplexedly: "Second Immortal Gu."

Before Lin Yan had enough time to swallow, all the water was spat back out.

"Ahem. . . is that so?"

In a small courtyard in the northeast corner of the village, Lin Yan and Yin Zhou found the legendary Second Immortal Gu’s house. When Lin Yan saw Second Immortal Gu's respectable face from outside the door, the regret in his heart was like torrential rapids. There was an enclave in an empty black room; he didn't know which god was being worshipped. An old woman in blue flower cloth sat cross-legged on the futon with her eyes closed and rests her mind. The red cloth strip that was tied to her forehead was quite imposing.

"This posture rivals some of the best dancers out there!" Yin Zhou pointed at the scene inside and couldn't help muttering softly.

"Come on, this is who your mother mentioned. Be respectful." Lin Yan said embarrassedly.

"What should we do?"

"Let's take a look first. Maybe the real person hasn't shown up."

Lin Yan and Yin Zhou walked through the door. Hearing the movement, the immortal woman lifted her eyelids slightly, and hummed from her nose aimlessly.

"Oh, ahem. . ." Yin Zhou couldn't hold back his grin and quickly concealed it with a cough.

What happened later was a farce. After receiving the turtle and two hundred yuan brought by Lin Yan, the woman suddenly became energetic. She worshipped the gods with incense and poured a bowl of clear water on Lin Yan while muttering words. After turning around Lin Yan more than ten times, she finally opened his eyes sharply. Lin Yan was so frightened by her that his body was shocked. The only thing she did was shout: "Aha! I saw it!"

"There is a little girl standing behind you!"

Lin Yan and Yin Zhou looked at each other, each holding their breaths.

"Oh, this baby girl died terribly. She said that she was locked up and could not be born. She didn't have money to buy clothes, and she didn't have money to pay her way through death. That's why she's gotten involved with you. . ."

"Wait, I'll ask her how to resolve this. . ."

The immortal woman closed her eyes and began to sing. Lin Yan pointed at the door to Yin Zhou and said: "Do you need someone to grease your feet, what are you waiting for?"

After reciting a long list of words, she opened her eyes and saw that there were no longer two other people in the room.

The immortal woman had no choice but to touch the newly collected two hundred yuan and shook her head, muttering that the young people nowadays are really impatient. Then she staggered around to pack her things up.

When she picked up the bastard turtle, she couldn't help but give a long sigh.

[junkyuholic]

Treasure 13 Reaction To Having A Tall Girlfriend (2/2)

I wasn’t able to post both of them because my internet is way too weak so here it is! @kim-junkyuwu

Send in requests! I do reactions, mtl and scenarios for any member!

None of the gifs belong to me, so all credit goes to their rightful owners

Jaehyuk:

Someone tell me why tf there aren’t any gifs of him

Jaehyuk and you would probably model together (idk how tall he is so I’m not sure sorry) if he’s short than it doesn’t matter cause he got the face, if he’s tall then it doesn’t matter cause he still got his face. It’s the same with you -but not with your face- with your personality, he fell for your personality, he fell for who you are, he didn’t fall because of your physical appearance. If you were tall, he would love you, if you were short, he would love you. But if Jaehyuk saw people writing mean comments about you, boy would he get worked up, he would become mad at first, thinking “these people are just jealous” and then he would become sad “why would anyone say that about anyone.” Because of these comments he would be extra careful to make sure you know you’re gorgeous cause YOU ARE GORGEOUS.

Asahi:

He looks so cute in the gif uwu

I know that Asahi is on the shorter side (idk how short sorry) Now it has been mentioned before that Asahi barely has any facial expressions, Seunghun called him a handsome wall lmao, even when the jtrainees sang happy birthday he didn’t show any reaction. But he isn’t like that when he comes to you, other than his family, you are the only one that can make him smile, like if someone mentions your name this boy will go all soft. Now if he had someone come up to him and say something like “your girlfriend is too tall it’s disgusting” no one would be that ugly to say that pls bare with me he would reply back with “isn’t it disgusting that you’re so insecure, you hate on another just to feel better?” He would say it with such a emotionless face that the person who said that would end up reevaluate what the purpose of this world is WOW HIS IMPACT. So basically he wouldn’t care, he loves you, no doubt about it.

Yedam:

Head. Over. Heels. You know his song ‘Black Swan’? Yeah he was thinking of you when he wrote that. He just loves you, anyone can tell he loves you. Now Yedam is around 5’7 so he is shorter and he is the type to get flustered if you wear heels because he never actually realises how tall you actually are, he’s always been fascinated by how amazing your personality is and how you two get along so well, he has never actually even thought about your height, it’s just never crossed his mind. Y’all would sorta be like John Legend and Chrissy Teigen, you’re his gorgeous model-like girlfriend and he’s this amazing singer-songwriter, and he writes songs about you all the time, he puts some of the songs out to the public and some of the songs are so special that it’s just for your ears only.

Doyoung:

I’m only a month older than doyoung and he’s achieved so much more than me, what am I doing with my life ok moving on! Doyoung would love how tall you are, “like zamnnnn, you see that long legged creature over there? No not the giraffe, I mean my girlfriend” idk I feel like he would try and be slick and try to compliment you but it would end up like that ^ Doyoung is shy, even if y’all have been dating for years he would still be shy. You kiss his cheek? Blushing mess. You compliment him? Blushing mess. But he definitely would be the type to show off to the world, he would constantly be taking pictures of you (with and without your knowledge) most of them are full body pictures because sis you got great proportions and he probably has a whole album dedicated to you, loves it when you take his phone and spam it with selfies. Like the others he wouldn’t care that your taller than him (he’s 5’8) and he wouldn’t care if you wore heels. He’s just uwu about you.

Haruto:

Haruto is still pretty young and I feel like he’ll grow and become as tall as 180cm or even taller maybe, I just know he has a bit of growing left. So right now he’s 5’9 not much of a difference. Just like Junkyu and his gf. You and Haruto would be THAT couple, paparazzi be taking pictures of you two left and right, you too would probably get so many modelling contracts OOF THE POWER but haruto would be the type to compete with yours and his height, “I grew a centimetre, I’m the taller one now!” And then you would be like “Nope, I grew another centimetre also” y’all would be competing about your heights wow, would be the type to challenge you to a milk drinking competition (bc apparently milk makes you taller) after that competition both of you had upset stomachs for a whole week, now the older members supervise you just in case you do it again, because you and him WOULD do it again. With Haruto you wouldn’t be insecure about your height, like Haruto doesn’t even have to say anything to make sure you know he doesn’t care about your height. It’s the little things like the milk drinking competition and the constantly measure each other’s height that makes you know he doesn’t care and the thing is, is that he doesn’t even realise it himself that he’s doing these making sure you know he doesn’t care, he’s still young so he might be a bit oblivious.

Jeongwoo:

Jeongwoo is currently 5’7 and I do believe he will grow taller, just not as much as Haruto. He would be the such a cutie about your height, like “wow, that’s my girlfriend? I got lucky” when he sees a picture that you posted on your Instagram. Or if you two are gonna go on a date he’ll be like “I must’ve saved the world in my past life” he says the comments so naturally, they just flow out of his mouth, he loves you and he wants you to know he loves you. But I feel like if he read any mean comments about your height and you did aswel, he would be the type to drag himself down aswell, “if you’re ugly than I must be shreks brother” like he says it with the intention of making you laugh but he unconsciously brings himself down too :( so whoever jeongwoos girlfriend is PLEASE LET HIM KNOW HES PERFECT. Now he is young but I feel like he would notice if you were insecure, and he would always get so upset, your what makes him happy and the thing that makes him happy isn’t happy? Anyways, he ain’t afraid to show his love for you, uwu.

Junghwan:

There’s only one gif of him wtf He’s 5’8 and he’s still really really young so he has ALOT of growing to do, he’s 13 omg. Cause he’s so young I feel like he’ll grow as tall as 180cm and probably even taller. Moving on, I think he’s still too young to even focus on things like height, you two are really young so you probably started out as friends and then became best friends and then started dating each other wow I still haven’t dated yet cause you guys are so young the members would really dote on you two a lot, constantly looking after you two and buying you guys food. He’s still a kid and I don’t think he would think you would be insecure about your height, and if you were he probably wouldn’t know how to react, so he probably would go and ask the older members for some advice.

[thismanateelovestowrite]

MASTERLIST

All of the scenarios and reactions I’ve done are here ^^ The list is updated every time I post a new reaction or scenario. If a link isn’t working or directs you to a different post, please tell me and I’ll fix it!

SHINee

Reactions

Reaction to you being discharged from therapy 

ASTRO

Reactions

Reaction to their drunk best friend/crush

Reaction to forgetting your birthday

Reaction to you being discharged from therapy

Reaction to hiding in a tight hiding spot together with their crush while playing hide and seek 

Reaction to you fainting on stage

Reaction to their clumsy s/o

Reaction when they notice their s/o is good at drawing

Reaction to their s/o having a snake as a pet

Mermaid/merman!AU reaction to saving you from a shipwreck

Reaction to their s/o always drinking a cup of milk before going to bed

Reaction to simply sleeping together with their s/o for the first time

Reaction to their s/o bringing a stuffed toy when sleeping over

Reaction to their idol crush kissing their cheek

Reaction to their shy crush being confident while dancing

Reaction to their s/o helping a child get to shore

Reaction to realizing they’re in love with their s/o

Reaction to finding out their girlfriend is bisexual

Reaction to acting in a drama with their idol girlfriend

Scenarios

When you are studying and ask for his help (MJ)

When you play 7 minutes in heaven with ASTRO (MJ)

When MJ sees your tattoo and it makes him think the same way he thought when he first saw you

When you and MJ are caught making out

When you come home really late (Jinjin) 

When you two kiss for the first time (Jinjin)

When he falls in love with you, a normal girl (Jinjin) | PART 2 | PART 3

When you get into and accident (Jinjin)

When you miss your ex and Jinjin confesses to you | PART 2

When Eunwoo finds you at ASTRO’s dorm

When he sees you at your favorite café and keeps visiting the café until he has mustered up enough courage to introduce himself to you (Eunwoo)

When you go to their fansigning event (Eunwoo) | PART 2

When you meet Eunwoo

Spoiling tired Eunwoo

Imagine Moonbin playing with your hair

When your friend wasn’t such a nice person after all (Moonbin)

When Moonbin confesses to you and you two kiss for the first time 

When you and Moonbin have an amusement park date

When you and Moonbin go on a park date | Fluffier version

When Moonbin (who is your fan) finally meets you

When you befriend the members (Rocky)

When you ask Rocky to act like he’s your boyfriend to make another guy jealous, not realizing Rocky actually likes you 

When you and Rocky kiss for the first time 

When you are best friends with Rocky and you two like to do a lot of skinship | PART 2

When Rocky surprises you on your graduation day 

When you and Rocky are caught making out

When you like Rocky but hate his group of friends | PART 2

When you two kiss for the first time and it’s really awkward (Sanha)

When you tell Sanha that you’re asexual

NCT & SMRookies

Reactions

Reaction to their girlfriend flying back to her home country after she caught him cheating (hyung-line)

Reaction to you being shy after your first kiss (127)

Reaction to you not liking much skinship (U&127) (Dream)

Reaction to their crush kissing them because of a dare (Dream)

Reaction to meeting their s/o for the first time (U)

Scenarios

When you get into a car accident (U)

When Johnny helps you decide whether to go home or not

When swimmer!Taeyong and you hang out together for the first time in forever

When you and Kun watch a scary movie 

When Jaehyun comforts you

Running away from home and going over to Mark’s place

When Jeno likes you but you are secretly dating Mark

When you and Jeno kiss for the first time 

When you’re a trainee at SM and are dating Jeno

When you two kiss for the first time (Haechan) 

When you and Haechan kiss for the first time 

When Haechan arranges a prom for you because you couldn’t go to your actual prom

When Haechan takes you on a date

When Haechan falls in love with you at first sight

When you and Haechan go on an aquarium date

When you’re dating Jaemin and Jeno feels left out

When you hang out with Chenle and his friends 

Seventeen

Reactions (V = vocal unit, H = hiphop unit, P = performance unit)

The type of best friend Joshua, Hoshi, Wonwoo and Mingyu would be

Reaction to their girlfriend flying back to her home country after she caught him cheating 

Reaction to meeting Hoshi’s short Chinese girlfriend, who’s basically like The8, for the first time

Reaction to meeting Joshua’s younger sister who’s similar to Seungkwan

Reaction to meeting their s/o for the first time (P)

Reaction to their s/o asking them to come to their sibling’s wedding with them

Reaction to their s/o being short (P)

Scenarios

When SEVENTEEN meets Joshua’s little sister for the first time

When you date Joshua

When Jun and you fight but he still takes care of you 

When Woozi meets a girl who’s really similiar to him

When you and The8 go stargazing together

When Mingyu has a crush on a noona

When you’re on your period and cuddle with Seungkwan

When you’re dating Dino but Rocky (ASTRO) likes you too | PART 2

SF9

MTLs / Reactions

MTL to have a foreign s/o

Reaction to you fainting on stage

Reaction to simply sleeping together with their s/o for the first time

Drabbles

A sleepy morning with Zuho

B.A.P

Scenarios

When he, your long-time best friend confesses to you but you think he’s joking (Youngjae)

Monsta X

Reactions

Reaction to you not liking much skinship

Reaction to their s/o not wanting to get married/have kids

Reaction to their s/o hugging them out of the blue

Reaction to their s/o being short

Scenarios

Spoiling tired Wonho

When you go to Monsta X�� fansign event | PART 2

When Minhyuk confesses to you

When Minhyuk gets in to a fight and you are upset

After breaking up with Minhyuk

When you and Kihyun make up after a fight

When Jooheon confesses to you

When you’re Jooheon’s girlfriend but Minhyuk likes you too

Stories

Blue (Minhyuk x female reader): [The Prologue] | [Pt.1] | [Pt.2] | [Pt.3] | [Pt.4] | [Pt.5] | [Pt.6] | [Pt.7] | [Pt.8] | [Pt.9] | [Pt.10] | [Pt.11] | [Pt.12] | [Pt.13] | [Pt.14] | [Pt.15] | [Pt.16] | [Pt.17] | [Pt.18] | [Pt.19] | [Pt.20] | [Pt.21] | [Pt.22] | [Pt.23] | [Pt.24] | [Pt.25] | [Pt.26] | [Pt.27] | [Pt.28] | [Pt.29] | [Pt.30]

Stray Kids

Reactions

Reaction to their smol s/o

Reaction to meeting their s/o for the first time

Scenarios

When Chan meets you at a coffee shop

When Woojin has a huge crush on you

When you and Changbin are both afraid of thunder

When Jisung confesses to you at the amusement park 

[basketcase789]

EXO Masterlist

Other Masterlists

Moodboards/Edits

MTL

to give the best hugs

Scenarios (Series)

Guardian Angel AU (ongoing)

Seven Minutes in EXO Heaven (ongoing)

Intro

Chanyeol

Scenarios (Oneshots)

Baekhyun

Taking a bath together

You adjusting his jewelry/neck tie/etc

Chanyeol

Snapback Date

What I Get In Return

You playing with his hair

Chen

You totally embarrassed me in front of everyone 

D.O.

Accidentally falling asleep together

Finding you wearing his clothes

Not the first time

Shoulder rubs

You’re doing it wrong

Kai

A Helping Hand

Cuddling in a blanket fort

Falling asleep with your head in his lap

Reading a book together

Recovery

Slow dancing

When he’s afraid of losing you

Lay

Follow the Rules 

Luhan

Finding you wearing his clothes

Homestretch

Slow dancing

You playing with his hair

Sehun

But it’s my turn 

Suho

Slow dancing

Quiet Place

Tao

Tongue Tied 

Xiumin

Cuddling in a blanket fort

Having his hair washed by you

You adjusting his jewelry/neck tie/etc

Gif Reactions

71. EXO when they meet you in person for the first time

70. EXO when you teach them to drive standard

69. EXO when you tell them you’re not a fan but they catch you doing their dance perfectly on a variety show

68. EXO when they jump out to scare you and you kick them accidentally

67. EXO when they catch their crush staring at a pic of them on their phone

66. EXO when you’re about to kiss them but give them a Hershey’s Kiss instead

65. EXO when another member says they’re dating his crush to make him jealous

64. EXO when you joke you’d never date him but then he hears himself as your alarm/ringtone

63. EXO when you’re the only girl in your idol group

62. EXO when they find out your family is part of the Mafia

61. EXO when you tell them you’re asexual

60. EXO when your parents say he’s the first boy you’ve ever brought home

59. EXO when you’re avoiding them because you’re depressed

58. EXO when they’re scared of a bug and you kill it without even blinking

57. EXO when they catch you twirling around in a twirly dress

56. EXO when you tell them about your weird fetish (nsfw)

55. EXO when they find you asleep in a sexy outfit

54. EXO when they come home late to you sleeping and cuddling with a stuffed animal

53. EXO when they hear your sick beat boxing skills

52. EXO when they get lipstick on their lips from kissing you

51. EXO when you (child) give them a flower

50. EXO when you’re freaking out over a presentation you have to do

49. EXO when they see you eating a banana unintentionally sexually

48. EXO when they walk in on you changing

47. EXO when they’re drunk

46. EXO when they find you crying alone at a party

45. EXO when he’s about to confess but you kiss him first

44. EXO when they realize Valentine’s Day is approaching

43. EXO when you trick them into reading Fifty Shades of Grey

42. EXO when you catch them checking out another girl

41. EXO when you tell him he’s not your favourite member

40. EXO when they challenge you to an arm wrestle and then lose

39. EXO when they see you hugging another guy

38. EXO’s reaction to your aggressive/dangerous driving

37. EXO’s reaction to you initiating the first kiss

36. EXO when your friend says you went to a party without him and that a guy was checking you out

35. EXO when they hear you singing Disney songs loudly when you think you’re alone

34. EXO when you try to seduce them in a store change room

33. EXO when they wake up to you wearing only their shirt for pyjamas

32. EXOs reaction to getting a a huge phone bill for talking to you too much while overseas on tour

31. EXO when they’re winning Mario Kart, but get shelled at the end and come in last place

30. EXO when they find a fanfic about them and another member (nsfw-ish)

29. EXO when they’re at an amusement park

28. EXO when they wake up naked in your bed after being drunk

27. EXO when they witness paranormal activities in the dorm

26. EXO when you coo and baby talk to Candy (Tao’s dog)

25. EXO when they find out you like metal/hardcore music

24. EXO’s reaction to seeing you beat up a thief

23. EXO’s reaction when they wake up as a cat

22. EXO’s reaction when you scare them in your Halloween costume

21. EXO when you surprise them at the airport

20. EXO’s reaction to you having their super power in real life

19. EXO’s reaction when they see you sweating after a workout

18. EXO’s reaction when their crush is taller than them

17. EXO when they see you performing live and fall in love at first sight

16. EXO when they overhear their crush saying they’re hot

15. EXO’s reaction when they overhear you telling someone how much you love him

14. EXO’s reaction when you climb into their bed thinking it was your room

13. EXO’s reaction when they find out you enjoy knitting/crocheting

12. EXO’s reaction when you, being of non-Asian descent, speak perfect Korean

11. EXO’s reaction when you bake them their favourite sweets

10. EXO reacting to finding a squirrel in their dorm

9. EXO’s reaction to getting a pet cat for their dorm

8. EXO reacting to the girl they secretly like kissing them on the cheek

7. EXO’s reaction to to dropping and breaking their phone

6. EXO when their girlfriend asks them to kill a spider for them

5. EXO reacting to cooking dinner for their date

4. EXO realizing they forgot their girlfriend’s birthday

3. EXO reacting to having to do laundry for the first time

2. EXO reacting to watching Saw

1. EXO’s reaction to receiving hair in their fan mail

[andrebearakovsky]

My Top 10 Favorite Caps Moments of the Season Thus Far

As it is a Thursday, there’s no game today, and I am deliberately procrastinating, I have decided to make a countdown post of my top 10 favorite Caps moments of the season up until this point.

Disclaimer: these moments probably won’t be the actual best moments of the season, as I’ve forgotten a lot of important ones and have a bias towards things that have happened more recently. But I’m doing this for enjoyment and I hope that you enjoy it too.

I will be including a countdown of the moments, including a link to the video (I can’t embed the video cause I’m not that tech savvy) and a screencap. Now here we go.

10. Marcus Johansson’s overtime gamewinner in Chicago (11/11/16 at CHI)

In the first half Mojo enjoyed the sweet taste of the overtime goal. This one was made especially sweet by it being against the Hawks, and for TJ Oshie inexplicably tripping over his own skates and subsequently tripping a Chicago player, allowing Mojo to bang the winner home.

9. All of the times Andre Burakovsky scored the first goal of the game (1/15/17 vs PHI, 1/16/17 at PIT, 1/19/17 at STL, 1/21/17 at DAL)

I love my boy so much. In the recent weeks my boy got into a stretch where he really wanted to be the first one to score a goal. So much so that he was the first goal scorer in four straight games. I’m so proud of him look at him go. Go look at all his goals they’re all so beautiful.

8. TJ Oshie’s shootout goal that wasn’t actually in the shootout (2/1/17 vs BOS)

Oh my LAWD. TJ Oshie, the master of the shootout, got a nice pass from Backstrom and a breakaway and forgot that it was regulation time and not the shootout. He made Tuukka Rask look absolutely silly and I cried ‘cause it was beautiful.

7. Philipp Grubauer’s ridiculous save against Tyler Seguin (1/21/17 at DAL)

Holy frickin cow Grubauer absolutely robbed Tyler Seguin in arguably the best save of the entire year. My jaw dropped so hard, Grubi saved my life with this save.

6. Alex Ovechkin’s hat trick against the Blues (11/23/16 vs STL)

I love Ovi and I love hat tricks. What’s better than an Ovi hat trick? All three of these goals were beautiful and they should all be watched many times.

5. Tom Wilson’s fight against Brett Ritchie in Dallas (1/21/17 at DAL)

The Caps haven’t done much fighting this year, but Tom Wilson had himself a nice fight in Dallas. Actually, it wasn’t anywhere near Willy’s best right, but he still bloodied up this guy’s entire face and it was amazing.

4. Evgeny Kuznetsov’s ridiculous goal in Montreal (1/9/17 at MTL)

I do not exaggerate when I say that Kuzy saved my life with this goal. When I was watching this game I was having a crap day, and he scored to put the Caps up. What a beautiful classic Kuzy goal.

3. The Dmitry Orlov hit on Matt Duchene (10/18/16 vs COL)

I AM STILL NOT OVER THIS HIT. I WILL NEVER BE OVER THIS HIT. This is the best damn hit I have ever seen. Matt Duchene was fuckin launched into orbit. Matt Duchene is yet to have landed. Everytime I think about this hit I can’t stop smiling because it is THAT GOOD.

2. Nicklas Backstrom’s 500th assist (1/7/17 at OTT)

I have lots of love for Nicklas Backstrom. He got his 500th career assist, the most in Caps history (and also the first Cap to ever do that of course). He doesn’t get nearly enough recognition for what he does, but on this night he did. You can just see the glee on Ovi’s face. You go, Nick Backstrom. Let the NHL know why we love you so much.

1. Alex Ovechkin’s 1000th point (1/11/17 vs PIT)

Really, how could this not be number 1? I almost cried when I saw it was in the stars for Ovi to get his 1000th point at home against the Penguins. And he did it in under a minute. Holy cow I love Alex Ovechkin and it’s an honor to be watching a legend.

Honorable mentions: Any OT winner, any TJ Oshie shootout goal, any Andre Burakovsky goal, any shorthanded goal, that Karl Alzner slapshot (feat. Justin Williams breakaway)(1/1/17 vs OTT), the Orlov to Kuzy goal (11/23/16 vs STL), the Orlov goal against Pittsburgh (11/16/16 vs PIT), any shutout, the sweet Jay Beagle goal (11/18/16 vs DET), the fantastic Ovi-Oshie-Nicky passing sequence (1/13/17 vs CHI), Ovi’s fake-slapshot to give Nisky the easiest goal ever (1/15/17 vs PHI), breaking the streak (1/5/17 vs CBJ)

(Also let me know if any of the links don’t work)

(I spent so much time on this omg)

[lifeishopeful]

1 THROUGH ALL OF THEM

1. Last kiss - That guy in my school club2. Last phone call - my sister3. Last text message - my sister too4. Last song you listened to - Incomplete by James Bay5. Last time you cried - last week I guess? or maybe the week before that (woo I haven’t cried in a long time!!)HAVE YOU EVER:6. Dated someone twice - no7. Been cheated on - not that I know of but I don’t think so8. Self harmed - no9. Lost someone special - yes unfortunately 10. Been depressed - currently am (but it’s getting better wouu!!!)11. Been drunk and threw up - no, I’m made strong :pTHIS YEAR HAVE YOU:12. had sex - yes13. How many people have you had sex with this year? - 215. Made a new friend - yes :)17. Laughed until you cried - yes, more times than I can count18. Met someone who changed you - yes19. Found out who your true friends were - already knew that20. Found out someone was talking about you - no26. What did you do for your last Birthday - nothing special, a supper with my father and my siblings27. What time did you wake up today - 6:0629. Name something you CANNOT wait for - seeing my mom which I haven’t seen in more than 6 months and also the competitions of my school club :)30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time - this weekend31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life - I’d be more motivated to accomplish things cause I have lots of things I want to do32. What are you listening to right now - Ex To See by Sam Hunt33. When is the last time you had sex? - this morning34. Who's getting on your nerves right now - nobody I can think of35. Most visited webpage - Tumblr36. Favorite colour - blue37. Nicknames - Iz, Isa, Zaz anything around that38. Relationship Status - single39. Zodiac sign - aquarius40. Male or female - female41. Primary school - I went to one in my little village :p42. Secondary School - same43. High school/college - Mtl44. Eye color - dark brown46. Height - 5′747. Do you have a crush on someone - no48. What do you like about yourself - I’m a very giving person, if you ever need help I’m always there to help and will change my schedule around to do it49. Piercings - simple lobe on each ear, tragus and helix on one and double conch in the other (I plan on adding more soon, just waiting for the helix to heal completely!)50. Tattoos - not yet but there’s at least 5 that I am sure I want51. Righty or lefty - rightyFIRSTS:53. First piercing - double conch54. First best friend - her name was Pam55. First hookup - my ex56. First Bestfriend - what’s the difference?RIGHT NOW:59. Eating - cereals60. Drinking - milk61. I'm about to - answer the next 40 questions and then probably go to sleep62. Listening to - Searchlight by Phillip Phillips63. Waiting for - nothing specificYOUR FUTURE:64. Want kids? - yes!!!65. Get married? - I would like that yes66. Career - engineerWHICH IS BETTER:67. Lips or eyes - eyes68. Hugs or kisses - hugs69. Shorter or taller - taller70. Older or Younger - older71. Romantic or spontaneous - both I’m sorry I can’t decide72. Nice stomach or nice arms - arms73. Sensitive or loud - sensitive74. Hook-up or relationship - relationshipHAVE YOU EVER:76. Kissed a stranger - yes77. Drank hard liquor - yes78. Lost glasses/contacts - yes but I found it after does that count?79. Had sex - yes80. Broken someone's heart - yes...82. Been arrested - no83. Turned someone down - yes84. Cried when someone died - yes85. Fallen for a friend - more than onceDO YOU BELIEVE IN:86. Yourself - most of the times yes!87. Miracles - yes88. Love at first sight - yes89. Heaven - Not quite sure about heaven itself but there must be something after death90. Santa Clause - no91. Kiss on the first date - if it all goes well yes why not92. Angels - yes93. How would you label yourself? - kind, giving, funny/punny, loyal94. Someone You Pray Everyday For - nobody in particular95. Did you sing today - yes! A day without singing is a sad day96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About - the last one for sure. No question97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? - I’m not sure I would?98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For - be really happy and good with myself99. Are you afraid of falling in love? - no because even if the ending hurts, you learn something that will help you for the time it doesn’t end100. Do you like the way you look? - sometimes yes, depends on how I feel that day

[thrashermaxey]

Looking Ahead: Navigating the Holiday Break

All fantasy owners need help in the short term AND the long term. The Looking Ahead feature identifies one player to plug into lineups in the short term, a second to invest in for the long term, a third to bench for the coming week, and a fourth who will struggle to meet expectations for some time. All players discussed are selected based on their upcoming schedule.

Stats updated through Wednesday, December 19

The Immediate Fix (Grab this guy and use him for the next several days)

Cam Ward, G, Chicago Blackhawks (Available in 85 percent of Yahoo! Leagues) – Nothing about Ward’s stat line this year screams “GRAB HIM” – Ward has a dismal 0.888 SV%, 3.95 GAA and only five wins in 13 starts – but with another concussion to Corey Crawford, it’ll be Ward’s net for the foreseeable future. The interesting thing about the ugly GAA is that Ward has been peppered with pucks (good for leagues that track raw saves) and has only had two “really bad starts” where his save percentage was below 85%.

He’s proven in the past to be a competent starter, and is a fine stop-gap for Crawford owners or fantasy owners in deep leagues where goalies are as scarce as hen’s teeth.

The Building Block (Buy now, sit back and enjoy the production)

Ryan Pulock, D, New York Islanders (Available in 64 percent of Yahoo! Leagues) – The way this section of the article usually gets written is sorting all players on Yahoo! by ownership, and then scrolling down until everyone is below 50%; the reason that’s mentioned is because of the absolute shock when I saw Ryan Pulock only 36% owned. While his 14 points (2G-12A) aren’t jaw-dropping, Pulock’s ownership is half of Aaron Ekblad’s, which is absurd – Pulock is playing 22:54 per game, and is picking up 3.4 combined hits/blocks per game, 2.15 shots per game and getting PP2 time. If you’re in a league where Pulock is available, jump on that now and right this wrong.

The Odd Man Out (His short-term value is cause for concern)

David Krejci, C, Boston Bruins (Owned in 38 percent of Yahoo! Leagues) – If you picked up Krejci while Patrice Bergeron was injured, job well done, congratulations! Unfortunately, he can be benched for the next little while, as Patrice Bergeron is due back this week and Krejci’s role as first-line centre between Brad Marchand and David Pastrnak will come to an end. A total of 14 of Krejci’s 29 points this season have been attached to either Marchand or Pastrnak, and he plays the bulk of his minutes away from those two when Bergeron is in the lineup.

If you can shop him in a 2-for-1 trade, now would be the time to do it, but otherwise he can sit on the bench until Jake DeBrusk gets back or get dropped entirely.

The Anchors (They’ll do nothing but disappoint even over the long haul)

Mikhail Sergachev, D, Tampa Bay Lightning (Owned in 56 percent of Yahoo! Leagues) – Sergachev has been a big disappointment this year as he’s picked up zero goals and twelve assists in 35 games so far, and Thursday night found himself in the press box. There’s no question that Sergachev is an offensive talent and will produce closer to the 9G-31A in 79 games that he put up last year, but behind Victor Hedman and now Ryan McDonagh in both ice time and special teams roles, it may not be for a while yet.

His name still has value and Tampa Bay is a very good team, so he could probably fetch a strong return in keeper leagues or leagues that track plus/minus (although he’s sitting at only +6 on the season.)

Love ‘Em (These squads are sure to pay dividends in the coming days)

Colorado – If you’re lucky enough to own one or more of MacKinnon / Rantanen / Landeskog, you’re licking your lips at the Avs’ upcoming games: Colorado plays six times between December 21 and January 2, including Chicago twice, Los Angeles and San Jose (all at home) as well as playing Vegas and Arizona on the road. Colorado continues to be a one-line team, but the depth scoring in Tyson Jost/JT Compher can knock in the odd goal as well.

Arizona – Their scoring has dried up over the past couple games, but Arizona will squeeze in six games in this period, and get to face some woeful defensive opponents in Edmonton, Los Angeles and Anaheim. The ‘Yotes are at home for the game against the Oilers as well as facing Vegas and Colorado at home, and will do the California road trip against the Kings, Ducks and Sharks.

Boston – There are teams with more games in this stretch than the Bruins have, but Boston gets the advantage of playing against Carolina, Buffalo and Chicago – all on the road – as well as home games against Nashville and New Jersey. Boston should be back to almost full strength, with the return of Patrice Bergeron imminent and Zdeno Chara not too far behind.

Leave ‘Em (These squads will leave fantasy owners sorely disappointed in the short term)

Minnesota – The Wild will be without the services of Matt Dumba for a while, and have a tough schedule ahead with only four games going to January 2. Minnesota’s had a lot of trouble scoring of late: in their last ten games, the Wild scored three or less eight times, but exploded for games of seven goals and five goals, which makes their overall rank of 17th feel a bit fraudulent. The Wild will split two road games (Chicago, Winnipeg) and two home games (Dallas, Pittsburgh.)

NY Islanders – A major surprise defensively – the Islanders rank fourth in goals against on the season – but a major disappointment offensively, don’t look for much out of the Islanders over the holidays; while a home game against Ottawa is always good for offensive production, road games against Dallas, Toronto, and Buffalo aren’t as appealing.

Montreal – Montreal’s schedule is as bleak as the Wild and Islanders, but even worse for the Habs is that all four games come on the road. The Habs get to spend New Year’s Eve in Dallas, and also face Vegas, Florida and Tampa – with the game against the Lightning the second half of a back-to-back.

(Editor’s note: No games are scheduled between Monday, December 24, and Wednesday, December 26)

December 21 to December 27

Best Bets

WSH 3.46 – Away OTT – Home BUF CAR

BOS 3.1875 – Away CAR – Home NSH NJD

VGK 3.15 – Away – Home MTL LAK COL

COL 3.055 – Away ARI VGK- Home CHI

NJD 2.9975 – Away BOS- Home OTT CBJ

Steer Clear

MTL 0.95 – Away VGK – Home

NYI 0.9975 – Away DAL – Home

OTT 1.9425 – Away NJD – Home WSH

VAN 1.9475 – Away EDM- Home WPG

CGY 1.9525 – Away WPG- Home STL

December 22 to December 28

Best Bets

CBJ 4.0425 – Away PHI NJD NYR – Home TOR

FLA 3.2925 – Away DET CHI – Home MTL

BOS 3.1875 – Away CAR – Home NSH NJD

TOR 3.17 – Away CBJ- Home NYR DET

VGK 3.15 – Away – Home MTL LAK COL

Steer Clear

NJD 1.8425 – Away BOS – Home CBJ

COL 1.9 – Away ARI VGK – Home

MTL 1.9 – Away VGK FLA- Home

OTT 1.9425 – Away NYI- Home WSH

BUF 1.9475 – Away STL – Home ANH

December 23 to December 29

Best Bets

BOS 3.2875 – Away CAR BUF- Home NJD

FLA 3.25 – Away CHI – Home MTL PHI

DAL 3.165 – Away NSH – Home NYI DET

TOR 3.1175 – Away CBJ – Home DET NYI

NYI 3.1025 – Away DAL TOR- Home OTT

Steer Clear

MTL 1.805 – Away FLA TBL- Home

VAN 1.9 – Away EDM CGY- Home

OTT 1.9425 – Away NYI – Home WSH

MIN 1.9475 – Away CHI WPG- Home

WPG 1.995 – Away – Home CGY MIN

December 24 to December 30

Best Bets

VGK 2.86 – Away LAK ARI- Home COL

ARI 2.76 – Away LAK ANH – Home VGK

WSH 2.305 – Away OTT – Home CAR

NSH 2.2575 – Away – Home DAL NYR

EDM 2.2575 – Away – Home VAN SJS

Steer Clear

PHI 1.805 – Away TBL FLA – Home

NYR 1.7475 – Away NSH – Home CBJ

CAR 1.8525 – Away WSH NJD – Home

MTL 1.805 – Away FLA TBL – Home

DET 1.8525 – Away PIT DAL – Home

December 25 to December 31

Best Bets

NJD 3.4175 – Away BOS – Home CAR VAN

STL 3.255 – Away – Home BUF PIT NYR

EDM 3.255 – Away – Home VAN SJS WPG

FLA 3.2975 – Away DET- Home MTL PHI

WSH 3.25 – Away OTT – Home CAR NSH

Steer Clear

TOR 1.91 – Away CBJ – Home NYI

CHI 1.9425 – Away COL – Home MIN

BOS 2.1475 – Away BUF – Home NJD

NYR 2.6975 – Away NSH STL- Home CBJ

OTT 2.75 – Away NYI CBJ- Home WSH

December 26 to January 1

Best Bets

NSH 4.1625 – Away WSH – Home DAL NYR PHI

LAK 4.0475 – Away COL VGK- Home ARI VGK

PHI 3.8 – Away TBL FLA CAR NSH- Home

VGK 3.7525 – Away LAK ARI – Home COL LAK

NJD 3.4175 – Away BOS – Home CAR VAN

Steer Clear

TOR 1.91 – Away CBJ – Home NYI

NYR 2.6975 – Away NSH STL – Home CBJ

OTT 2.75 – Away NYI CBJ – Home WSH

ARI 2.76 – Away LAK ANH – Home VGK

MTL 2.8025 – Away FLA TBL DAL – Home

December 27 to January 2

Best Bets

NJD 4.415 – Away BOS DAL- Home CAR VAN

DAL 4.32 – Away NSH – Home DET MTL NJD

CGY 4.2525 – Away WPG DET- Home VAN SJS

EDM 4.205 – Away ARI- Home VAN SJS WPG

NSH 4.1625 – Away WSH – Home DAL NYR PHI

Steer Clear

TOR 1.91 – Away CBJ – Home NYI

MTL 2.8025 – Away FLA TBL DAL – Home

MIN 2.8925 – Away CHI WPG – Home PIT

CAR 2.9025 – Away WSH NJD – Home PHI

ANH 2.945 – Away SJS – Home ARI TBL

from All About Sports https://dobberhockey.com/hockey-home/looking-ahead/looking-ahead-navigating-the-holiday-break/

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Looking Ahead: The Habs Offer Value Next Week

All fantasy owners need help in the short term AND the long term. The Looking Ahead feature identifies one player to plug into lineups in the short term, a second to invest in for the long term, a third to bench for the coming week, and a fourth who will struggle to meet expectations for some time. All players discussed are selected based on their upcoming schedule.

Stats updated through Thursday, October 25

The Immediate Fix (Grab this guy and use him for the next several days)

Dustin Brown, W, Los Angeles Kings (Available in 65 percent of Yahoo! Leagues) – Although he’s constantly derided as being a plug in the same vein as Milan Lucic (who is a plug,) Brown should be added in any leagues where he’s available – immediately. Last year, Brown put up 28-33 (including 25 PP points) while firing 222 pucks on net and averaging just under three peripheral stats (hit/blk) per game; he’s healthy and playing top minutes alongside Anze Kopitar again, and saw 22:17 in his first game back which also included a goal.

The Building Block (Buy now, sit back and enjoy the production)

David Rittich, G, Calgary Flames (Available in 84 percent of Yahoo! Leagues) – Here’s what Calgary’s ostensible starter Mike Smith has done this season: ten games started with five wins, a .871 save percentage, and five “really bad starts” – starts below .850. Conversely, Rittich has started four times (six appearances) and has a 3W-1L line with a sparkling 0.939 SV% and four quality starts to zero bad starts. Considering they play behind the exact same team, this should speak volumes about the low quality goaltending the Flames are getting from Smith. Rittich should continue to pick up more consistent starts.

The Odd Man Out (His short-term value is cause for concern)

Matt Murray, G, Pittsburgh (Owned in 92 percent of Yahoo! Leagues) – Much like the David Rittich/Mike Smith situation in Calgary, Matt Murray is in danger of getting Wally Pipp’ed after his tough injury issues and poor play to start the season. It never feels good to point to concussions as a possible problem, but through his first six starts – which is a lower number than it should be since he missed time with another concussion – he’s lost twice (fine!) and picked up a shutout (even finer!) but has allowed 21 goals. His save percentage is an ugly-looking 0.893, he’s at -2.977 Goals Saved Above Average, and while he’ll still pick up wins thanks to the offensive side of the Penguins, his stats could be ugly and if they stay ugly much longer he’s in danger of moving into a 1A/1B.

For comparison’s sake, Casey DeSmith is at 2-0-2 with a 0.932 SV%, one shutout, and three quality starts to zero bad starts in his four started games (five overall).

The Anchors (They’ll do nothing but disappoint even over the long haul)

Patrick Marleau, W, Toronto Maple Leafs (Owned in 45 percent of Yahoo! Leagues) – Averaging close to what he saw last year, 17:14, Marleau is well on his way to another 82-game season where he fails to hit 50 points. With only 1G-4A through 12 games, Marleau is only on pace for 34 points – and only one of those five came on the power play. While his goal-scoring could be chalked up to a shooting percentage 9% less than his career average, Marleau is only on pace for 157 shots this season and should see a career low in goals.

Love ‘Em (These squads are sure to pay dividends in the coming days)

Tampa Bay – Between the 2nd and 14th, the Lightning have six games, and they see some very soft opponents in that stretch: Ottawa (twice), Edmonton, the Islanders and Buffalo. There’s only one back-to-back (at Montreal followed by Ottawa) but Tampa still gets three home games out of the six and currently sit 5th in goals for.

Montreal – The Habs also have six games, and also get the benefit of facing some easier-than-average teams. Beyond games at home against Tampa Bay and Vegas which could pose some problems, Montreal gets to face both New York teams as well as Buffalo and Edmonton. Montreal’s currently 8th in Corsi% at 5v5 and their top-six have been clicking along well – the Habs have scored three or more in eight of eleven games so far.

San Jose – Tied with Tampa for 5th in Goals For and now with Joe Thornton back, the Sharks play six games during this period, with four coming at home and only one back-to-back. The back-to-back are both road games, coming against Dallas and St. Louis, but the rest of their schedule sees them face off against Philadelphia, Minnesota, Nashville and Calgary.

Leave ‘Em (These squads will leave fantasy owners sorely disappointed in the short term)

An apology: I didn’t realize Florida/Winnipeg played in Finland last week when I wrote about the Panthers’ horrible schedule

Winnipeg – Coming back from Helsinki, the Jets only get four games during this period. Three of the games are at home which will help (the other is in Helsinki), but they face tough shutdown opponents in Colorado and New Jersey, as well as Buffalo and Washington.

Calgary – The Flames have three days off between a home game against Chicago and the start of their California road trip, and only play four times between the 2nd and 14th. They do have a back-to-back which is good for David Rittich (see above), but not great for a team that was in a major dry spell offensively before a five-goal outburst during the third period of Thursday’s win over Colorado.

Florida – The Panthers get five days off after playing the Jets in Helsinki and then get three straight home games, but also have a back-to-back jammed in there and end their five-game stretch at Philadelphia. The Cats’ opponents should help Florida generate some offense – Edmonton, NY Islanders, Ottawa – but Florida’s had an extremely inconsistent season in terms of scoring and at a time when goals are easy to come by, Florida is averaging just three goals per game.

November 2 to November 8

Best Bets

TBL 4.2425 – Away MTL OTT – Home EDM NYI

OTT 4.1425 – Away BUF – Home TBL NJD VGK

MTL 4.1425 – Away NYI NYR – Home TBL BUF

CAR 3.895 – Away ARI VGK STL CHI- Home

EDM 3.7525 – Away DET WSH TBL FLA- Home

Steer Clear

WPG 1.05 – Away – Home FLA

TOR 1.905 – Away PIT – Home VGK

FLA 1.9525 – Away WPG – Home EDM

COL 2.0375 – Away VAN – Home NSH

NSH 2.0475 – Away COL – Home BOS

November 3 to November 9

Best Bets

TBL 4.2425 – Away MTL OTT – Home EDM NYI

OTT 4.1425 – Away BUF – Home TBL NJD VGK

MTL 4.1425 – Away NYI NYR – Home TBL BUF

WSH 3.99 – Away – Home DAL EDM PIT CBJ

SJS 3.9425 – Away DAL STL- Home PHI MIN

Steer Clear

FLA 1.05 – Away – Home EDM

WPG 1.1025 – Away – Home COL

COL 1.8475 – Away WPG- Home NSH

ARI 2 – Away PHI – Home PHI

VAN 2.0425 – Away DET BOS – Home

November 4 to November 10

Best Bets

TBL 4.3525 – Away OTT – Home EDM NYI OTT

MTL 4.2475 – Away NYI NYR – Home BUF VGK

NYR 4.21 – Away DET CBJ- Home BUF MTL

CBJ 4.015 – Away ANH WSH – Home DAL NYR

OTT 3.9525 – Away TBL- Home TBL NJD VGK

Steer Clear

WPG 1.1025 – Away – Home COL

CGY 1.71 – Away ANH LAK- Home

COL 1.8475 – Away WPG – Home NSH

NSH 1.995 – Away COL DAL- Home

FLA 2.1525 – Away – Home EDM NYI

November 5 to November 11

Best Bets

BOS 4.41 – – Home DAL VAN TOR VGK

MTL 4.2475 – Away NYI NYR – Home BUF VGK

VGK 3.99 – Away TOR OTT MTL BOS- Home

OTT 3.9575 – Away TBL FLA- Home NJD VGK

SJS 3.9425 – Away DAL STL – Home MIN CGY

Steer Clear

CHI 2.21 – Away PHI – Home CAR

NSH 1.995 – Away COL DAL – Home

BUF 2.2525 – Away MTL – Home VAN

WPG 2.205 – Away – Home COL NJD

CGY 2.66 – Away ANH LAK SJS- Home

November 6 to November 12

Best Bets

CAR 4.3575 – Away STL CHI – Home DET CHI

VAN 4.1325 – Away DET BOS BUF NYR- Home

CBJ 4.11 – Away WSH DAL- Home DAL NYR

NYR 4.2625 – Away DET CBJ – Home MTL VAN

VGK 3.99 – Away TOR OTT MTL BOS – Home

Steer Clear

NYI 1.805 – Away TBL FLA – Home

PIT 1.905 – Away WSH – Home ARI

PHI 2.205 – Away – Home ARI CHI

WPG 2.205 – Away – Home COL NJD

BUF 2.2525 – Away MTL – Home VAN

November 7 to November 13

Best Bets

FLA 4.2575 – Away PHI- Home EDM NYI OTT

VAN 4.0375 – Away BOS BUF NYR NYI- Home

SJS 3.9425 – Away DAL STL – Home CGY NSH

NSH 3.8475 – Away COL DAL ANH SJS- Home

ARI 3.7525 – Away PHI PIT WSH DET- Home

Steer Clear

STL 1.995 – Away – Home SJS MIN

WPG 2.205 – Away – Home COL NJD

CGY 2.66 – Away ANH LAK SJS – Home

COL 2.7975 – Away WPG EDM – Home NSH

NJD 2.7975 – Away TOR WPG – Home PIT

November 8 to November 14

Best Bets

CHI 4.4 – Away PHI CAR – Home CAR STL

BOS 4.305 – Away COL- Home VAN TOR VGK

FLA 4.2575 – Away PHI – Home EDM NYI OTT

VAN 4.0375 – Away BOS BUF NYR NYI – Home

VGK 4.0375 – Away OTT MTL BOS – Home ANH

Steer Clear

CGY 1.7575 – Away LAK SJS – Home

PIT 2.0475 – Away NJD – Home ARI

NJD 2.7975 – Away TOR WPG – Home PIT

ANH 2.84 – Away VGK- Home MIN NSH

NSH 2.85 – Away DAL ANH SJS – Home

from All About Sports https://dobberhockey.com/hockey-home/looking-ahead/looking-ahead-the-habs-offer-value-next-week/

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Lining Up: Lines in Columbus, Nashville, and Detroit

Artemi Panarin is adjusting to life on his new team with new linemates.

This week we take a couple of lines that have been hot in their past three games and another with the potential to improve as the season progresses.

Artemi Panarin – Pierre-Luc Dubois – Josh Anderson

Team ES Point Production: 15 | Line ES Point Production: 8

Last season saw Cam Atkinson and Alex Wennberg put their names on the map in Columbus, and with a new season we have new names looking to take that place.  Pierre-Luc Dubois was drafted third overall in 2016 after totalling 199 points in 164 QMJHL games. At first glance, his 11 points in 27 games this season don’t seem too impressive, but then you realize he has six points in his last four games. What’s the cause of this increased production? Increased ice time. In his first four games, Dubois averaged 13:46 of time on ice. Fast forward to his most recent four game stretch and you’ll see he averaged 19:14 of ice time. As with all rookies, we have no past production to make sound judgements on sustainability, but nothing about his shooting percentage screams regression.

Josh Anderson is also making a name for himself in Columbus as he sits second in team scoring, behind only Artemi Panarin. Last season was Anderson’s first real one, and he was limited to a bottom-six role alongside William Karlsson and Matthew Calvert. Needless to say, first line minutes beside Panarin is a much better situation to be in. Last year Anderson was on a 0.37 point per game pace while averaging 12 minutes of ice time, so it makes sense that as his ice time has risen to an average of 17:15 this season, so has his scoring pace (0.68). His shooting rate has also improved as it took him a whole season to total 119 shots in 2016-2017, but in just 25 games this year he already has 81! He’s on track to have 259 by the end of the season! Now I don’t get a chance to watch a lot of Blue Jackets’ hockey, so I’ll let Aaron Portzline who covers the Blue Jackets give you an idea of Anderson’s style with a comparison to a younger Rick Nash.

As we mentioned earlier, Artemi Panarin leads the Blue Jackets in scoring, but he’s doing so with a modest 20 points in 27 games. Now obviously expectations need to be lowered for a player once they stop playing with Patrick Kane, but at least Panarin has shown he wasn’t completely piggybacking off of Kane’s production in Chicago. While it’s encouraging that Panarin is on pace for more shots than he had in Chicago (231 vs. 211 and 187), his is seeing less starts in the offensive zone. On a Blackhawks team that boasted the defensive ability of Jonathan Toews, Panarin was seeing 75.37% (2015-2016) and 80.51% (2016-2017) of his starts in the offensive zone. Stepping into a more well-rounded role in Columbus has seen that number drop to 64.03%. This trio currently sports the highest Corsi For % in the league at 67.82%, so they are certainly driving offense!

With Cam Atkinson and Alex Wennberg struggling this season, it might be time to get a new set of Blue Jackets for the winter.

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Kevin Fiala – Kyle Turris – Craig Smith

Team ES Point Production: 14 | Line ES Point Production: 7 (50% of team)

Since being acquired from the Ottawa Senators, Kyle Turris has 10 points in 12 games with the Predators. That’s quite a bit better than Matt Duchene’s two points in 11 games for the Senators, but more time needs to pass before we make our final judgements. While Duchene has moved up and down the line up in an attempt to find chemistry with his teammates, Turris seems to have immediately clicked with Kevin Fiala and Craig Smith as this line has spent most of its time together since Turris’ arrival. Although Turris’ current 0.83 point per game pace is higher than we’re used to (0.67 average in last five seasons), none of the underlying numbers point to impending doom, so breaking the 60-point barrier seems realistic for the Predators’ forward.

Kevin Fiala was drafted 11th overall in 2014 and got his first real taste of NHL action in the 54 games he played last season. His average time on ice has gone up a minute since last season (13:31 to 14:32), and he is finally seeing playing time with the man advantage. With 17 points in 26 games so far this season (10 points in 12 games since Turris came to Nashville), he’s beginning to develop into an offensive threat.

Last season, it took Craig Smith 78 games to score 12 goals. This season he already has 11 goals in just 27 games.  While he is on pace for just under 200 shots, his 17.2% shooting percentage is almost double his career average of 9.6%, so regression is coming! Like Fiala, his ice time has increased since last season (from 13:49 to 15:11) and he is seeing more time on the power play.

This trio’s value is found in their streaming potential with such low ownership in Yahoo leagues (Turris – 63%, Fiala – 6%, Smith 18%). Keep in mind that their Corsi For % as a line is not among the league’s best, so they haven’t been driving offense as much as we’d like.

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Anthony Mantha – Henrik Zetterberg – Gustav Nyquist

Team ES Point Production: 6 | Line ES Point Production: 0 (0% of team)

The Detroit Red Wings are currently on a seven-game losing streak after suffering a 10-1 loss to the Montreal Canadiens. While their defensive flaws have been exposed through the 36 goals they’ve allowed during this slide, their offense has only managed 14 goals in the same span. Although everyone on Detroit’s roster can be better, this particular line is sporting a Corsi For % of 45.37%, and needs to be spending more time scoring than defending if this team is going to win games.

At the tender age of 37, Henrik Zetterberg’s years of elite production seem to be in the rear-view mirror. Despite surprising the hockey world with 68 points in 82 games last year, his current total of 15 points in 27 games seems to be closer to what we should expect of him going forward. That being said, Zetterberg also had a poor start to last season (14 points in the first 22 games) before finishing the campaign of with 54 points in his final 60 games. His shot volume and ice time are right around what they’ve been in the past, so perhaps the Red Wing captain makes for a good buy-low option. As time passes, Zetterberg’s experience makes him a good leader that helps guys like Nyquist, Mantha, and even Dylan Larkin develop into better players.

After breaking out with 48 points in 57 games of the 2013-2014 season, expectations were high for Gustav Nyquist. Unfortunately, he’s never been able to match that rate of production and the 60-point mark continues to elude him. While his 12 points in 27 games so far this season don’t leave much room for optimism, he did have a slow start last season as well (20 points in his first 42 games, 26 in final 34). It’s encouraging to see him on pace for what would be a career-high 219 shots, but as we mentioned earlier, this line needs to get better at driving offense before Nyquist can start producing again.

After years of Pavel Datsyuk and Henrik Zetterberg hockey, Anthony Mantha is in line to be the future of the Detroit Red Wings. Despite modest point totals (36 points in 60 games), Mantha had a chance to get accustomed to the NHL level of play in his rookie season. With 22 points in 27 games this year, it seems he is developing into the player the Red Wings thought he would be when they drafted him 20th overall in 2013. While his shooting percentage of 16.7% seems a bit high, he could just be an efficient shooter. Only time will tell.

While times have been tough recently for the Red Wings, there’s a good chance they take flight in the second half of the season.

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Interesting Line Changes

If you want to see a team’s line combinations in their most recent game check it out over here.  I’ll try to point out some notable shake ups every week that impact your fantasy roster. Keep in mind sometimes these lines are thrown together by a coach in desperation to turn a game around and aren’t set in stone.

ANH: Joseph Blandisi – Adam Henrique – Corey Perry

CHI: John Hayden (Richard Panik ice cold)  – Jonathan Toews – Brandon Saad

COL: J.T. Compher (Gabriel Landeskog suspension) – Nathan MacKinnon – Mikko Rantanen

EDM: Milan Lucic – Connor McDavid – Jesse Puljujarvi

FLA: Jonathan Huberdeau – Aleksander Barkov – Nick Bjugstad

MTL: Paul Byron – Jacob De La Rose (Jonathan Drouin injury) – Alex Galchenyuk

NJ: Taylor Hall – Travis Zajac – Drew Stafford

PHI: Claude Giroux – Sean Couturier – Wayne Simmonds

PHI: Michael Raffl – Valtteri Filppula – Jakub Voracek

STL: Jaden Schwartz – Brayden Schenn – Alexander Steen

STL: Vladimir Sobotka – Paul Stastny – Vladimir Tarasenko

TB: Vladislav Namestnikov – Tyler Johnson – Steven Stamkos

TB: Nikita Kucherov – Ondrej Palat – Brayden Point

VAN: Nikolay Goldobin – Bo Horvat – Brock Boeser

WPG: Mathieu Perreault (Kyle Connor Injury) – Mark Scheifele – Blake Wheeler

from All About Sports http://www.dobberhockey.com/hockey-home/nhl-line-combinations/lining-up-lines-in-columbus-nashville-and-detroit/