#i saw like one video of it and that's it lol
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Note
hi hi i have a request so the clips of billie playing guitar n she’s doing it rlly fast like it makes me think of how fast she’d like masturbste like her strap lol idk if that makes sense so could u do one where she has it on n she’s thinking of the reader or watching their sextapes/ vids n like wanks it off n like rlly enjoys it (bonus if it’s a cumming strap n she makes it cum when she does) pls THANK YOU ILY‼️🙏
i had to give it my own little twist.. just cause.. yeah 🤭 enjoy bb 💖
'watch it when you get to the hotel' those were her explicit instructions when she handed you the usb. god, a fucking usb. she was so cryptic and particular about these things. if it were up to you, you'd film that shit on an iphone and call it a day. you loved to give her shit for it too, but you also understood why she did it. it wouldn't be a good look if billie's sex tapes leaked all over the internet. almost like she leaked all over you in the nasty, filthy videos you filmed.
when you closed the hotel door behind you, you dashed for your laptop. the fluorescent light illuminated the dimly lit room as you retrieved the usb from the pocket of your burdensome jacket. it connected to the port with a swish indicating it was ready to be opened as you impatiently tugged on your jacket. removing it and flinging it to the loveseat. your eyes focused on the screen as you opened the singular file. one video. only one fucking video and you were quivering already. you knew it had to be good.
you bit your lip nervously pressing play on the video gasping at the sight of her body. naked apart from the strap that clung to her hips so pretty. hugging her curves so beautifully. her hand wrapped around the dildo. you knew the one. how could you not? it was one of your favorites and she knew it. you could see it on her face as she smirked stroking the cock like it was a part of her. though you knew she couldn't feel the strokes, you knew it rubbed her pussy in all the right ways and it was the primary reason for her parted lips and the whimpering noises.
you weren't sure how the phone was propped up, all you knew is that you had the perfect view of her cock and her face. almost as if you were kneeling under her as she stroked the fake dick. her hand moving at an ungodly speed.
'now imagine it's my dick' she'd teased after she saw the way your mouth opened during the entirety of her performance. the way she was shredding that guitar was hypnotizing. her hand impossibly fast. strumming the chords like it was an animate object worthy of pleasure. worthy of her fingers. oh how you wanted that to be you.
instead she was jerking the cock at the speed in which she'd played the guitar. your eyes bulged pulling yourself closer to the laptop screen, tugging on your pants prying them off. feeling the sticky wetness between your legs. it stained your underwear as she moaned and hung her head low still stroking her cock. it was filthy. absolute. pure filth.
and you loved it. you lived for it. touching yourself to the sounds of your girlfriend's moans. to the sight of her hand jerking her fake cock. waiting in anticipation as the bottom of your feet tingled and your pussy throbbed. heavy breathing and wet noises filled the hotel room as she cursed and bucked her hips. she was close. you were closer. biting your lip stifling your moans as if you weren't the only person in the room. as if anybody else could hear you.
'fuck' she cursed as her body thrashed and her hand slowed. it all happened so quickly. your hooded eyelids opened wide when you saw the creamy liquid shoot from her cock. dripping down her hand. down her wrist. captivating as she breathed heavy. gathering herself. staring into the camera with a wicked smile at the exact moment in which you were unraveling. walls clenching. bliss and tingles and cum on your fingers.
'i love you' she whispered before kissing the camera and oh god, you felt yourself growing tighter again. with the last ounce of strength, you shamelessly clicked the replay button. finger rotating on your clit once again.
#billie eilish#billie eilish x reader#billie eilish x you#billie eilish x y/n#billie eilish x fem!reader#billie eilish fic#billie eilish fanfiction#billie eilish blurb#billie eilish imagine#billie eilish oneshot#billie eilish request#billie eilish smut
320 notes
·
View notes
Note
Saw a video of Dana talking about some of the coven heads. She said that Hettie, aside from acting like an e-girl apparently lol, would’ve been mostly stoic, silent and scary. They planned for her to be the scariest one amongst the coven heads and the only one Belos would’ve been like “I dunno about that one” lmao. She also said Osran came from the same place Kikimora does (hence their similar hair), and that he maybe knew her mom and that’s how Kiki got her job at the Emperor’s Coven (and there might be some resentment there) lol.
Hettie sounds so cuntyyyy
44 notes
·
View notes
Text
(CW: eyestrain)
EXTROPY WARRIOR
#dusty.art#cw eyestrain#cw bright colors#cw eye contact#фиксики#simka#the fixies#симка#digital art#fanart#russian cartoon#русские мультики#фанарт#default ibis paint x colors challenge#i saw like one video of it and that's it lol#she's ok guys she just met God#art
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
The Boys 4.05 ☼ Beware of the Jabberwock, My Son
#the boys#theboysedit#tvedit#scifiedit#the boys spoilers#joe kessler#billy butcher#nikolatexla#guys has it ever occurred to you that maybe kessler doesn't exist... just a thought#cause i swear when butcher was talking to kessler that man looked over there and saw no one#besides that flying sheeps were definitely the highlight of the show lol#jeffrey dean morgan's smile 🥲 who melted#also the fact that my gifs look like shit? and this is the hqest video ever? sth about my coloring probs
310 notes
·
View notes
Text
Did anybody ask for more One Piece on Ice? No? Too bad you’re getting more
#SANJI SPINNING ROUND AND ROUND….#Love Nami clapping for him in the back and then Zoro eventually (begrudgingly) also clapping for him LOL#AND LUFFY JUST SPRAWLING OUT FLAT ON HIS BACK LIKE A GOOBER. UGHHH#I would trade my life to see this live. GODDD.#One Piece#One Piece on Ice#Alabasta arc#Luffy#Sanji#Crocodile#Vivi#Shima speaks#Video#BTW saw this from yup you guessed it another IG reel. Lol
576 notes
·
View notes
Text
have i talked before about how crazy it drives me that in old bdubs videos he would super abashedly talk about his love for making things pretty? because. it drives me crazy.
at the beginning of mc4 when everyone was clearing out spawn so it was a lifeless flat plot of land to build on and bdubs took it personally and added grass and foliage once everything was built to make the whole landscape more lively and cohesive. and how hed get made fun of for thinking about little shit like that.
also when he got asked what hed be doing if he wasnt doing mc and he mentioned music (i think) and basically was super embarrassed to be like “i know its not very manly, but im super into artsy fartsy stuff”. as if that is a bad thing.
anyway im getting so emo thinking about how in hermitcraft, everyone knows and admires bdubs skill as a builder and its not ever something thats made fun of anymore. thinking about how bdubs never talks down about his own abilities anymore and instead of feeling weird about being a dude whose into artsy fartsy stuff, hes really embraced his career as a creator of beautiful things.
#sorry this post is literally so self indulgent#last rb got to me okay#remembering when i first got into bdubs and id see him in other ppls content and was like ‘oh hes silly haha’#but i didnt actually start watching him until i saw his hc8 base and thought it was one of the coolest things id ever fucking seen in mc#i started watching his videos and the way he talked about block palettes and gradients#and the way hed try things i’d never think could work really blew me away#and hes always been like this#i remember even in hc4 with his modern house#the way he used snow to create a slope was like. mind blowing to me.#ten years after he first did it LOL#hes taught me so much about minecraft as an art medium its fucking crazy#anyway#its been a while since ive gushed about bdubs this feels really good actually#i love him :(#edit: i wasnt gonna say anything when this was a dumb little personal post but ppl are actually rbing it#so i will correct myself#in my tags when i said hc4 i meant mc4#lol
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Broke (2016): BBC Sherlock is a phenomenal piece of media and anything that seems like a flaw just hasn't been fully explored yet
Woke (2020): BBC Sherlock is an incredibly flawed series run by an egotistical writer, it never deserved the hype and is actively bad on so many fronts (especially representation)
Bespoke (2024): BBC Sherlock is flawed and bogged down by increasingly poor writing, which many fans refused to see while it was airing, leading to hugely misplaced expectations (particularly for the final series), AND it has the seeds of some compelling characterizations and portrayals, some genuinely solid performances, and touches--albeit imperfectly--on complexities that are still being discussed today (particularly as it relates to the relationship between Sherlock and John). The huge cultural impact of the show has created a massive pendulum effect in its public perception, leading to most people today remembering a caricature of the show (whether positive or negative) rather than appreciating its nuanced merits and failings...that being said Season 4 sucked
#these just sum up my personal takes at the years in question and also what i'm seeing on tumblr/other social media#bbc sherlock#sherlock holmes#and i actually have a lot more thoughts to share on this series#specifically relating to the cultural impact#there is SO much about the show that goes unappreciated in hindsight because of how public perception of it has soured#and i totally fell into this as well--i still regularly rewatch hbomberguy's video absolutely dismantling the series and he isn't wrong!!#but what i'm saying is that i think it's easy for us to look at a piece of media (especially one so massively popular) like sherlock...#with very black-and-white lenses. it wouldn't have become so popular if there wasn't something inherent in it that resonated with people#and that's being buried (and i totally forgot it) because 'sherlock is cringe and problematic. can't believe i liked that'#which again it IS full of issues and those are well-documented as they should be. future portrayals should not repeat those mistakes#BUT being able to impact so many people is a merit in itself. and that's only possible because of other genuinely good things about the show#yes the way they handled the relationship between john and sherlock was riddled with problems YES it was often queerbaiting#AND the way they portrayed that relationship had a deep effect on me. i saw a lot of myself in sherlock and the complex way he loved john#the nuanced feelings he had about john's marriage to mary. the part (in s4!) where john calls him inhuman for not feeling romantic love#there was genuine intention and care put into some parts of this show and it comes through in scenes like those. they impact people.#and because of this realization i'm going to (eventually) do a rewatch of the show. i'm much older and i want to see how i'll view it now#but i want to go into it--and i want everyone who engages with it still--to have an open mind and evaluate it for what it is#not what we expected it to be (secret episode anyone?) or what the cultural drift has turned it into (the tiktok of sherlock's mind palace)#but the messy problematic somewhat-heartfelt massively significant and ultimately meaningful piece of media it actually was#anyway that's my thoughts would love to hear y'all's perspectives#funny how after all this time making a sherlock post still feels like i'm poking a bees' nest lol please be kind!#kay can i just catch my breath for a second#kay has a party in the tags
71 notes
·
View notes
Text
i want to delete my twitter account so fucking bad
#i grew my following off of anime stuff and now i'm into completely different stuff and i feel like posting about it -#will alienate my audience way too much#(if you wanna know - these days i hardly even watch one anime a year)#i wanna post about the fuckin saw movies and postal and weird video games and metalocalypse and music i like#and i want to post about my ocs without it feeling like i'm speaking gibberish to a crowd#but none of my followrs GIVE A FUCK#also i find it impossible to make friends on twt 😭😭😭😭 i have like 5 mutuals i'd consider friends#but alas i have too many industry pro followrs to just deactivate#and 40k followers is invaluable as someone whose only form of income rn is comms#tumblr has similar problems but at least i can talk about my ocs properly cuz of tagging#i don't like how monetized my account has become it feels so fucking disingenuous#it's just retweet retweet retweet post art retweet retweet#if twitter went under it'd be a blessing in disguise for me#oh well. suffering from success i guess#maybe one day i'll move accounts and KILL STARRYSHARKS ONCE AND FOR ALL#this is all 13 yr old me's fault#sorry for ranting/venting ig??? on main lol
52 notes
·
View notes
Text
gymnast kaito x sharpshooter shinichi meet-cute in the olympics au
#kaishin#i can already hear my brain going BUT SOCCER PLAYER SHINICHI RAAAAAAHHHHH#but shapshooter shinichi tho cmoooon CMOOONN#yall have seen the olympic athletes yall have seen the flavor#i saw yeji and yusuf and im like OKAY SHINICHI SHARPSHOOTER#also gymnast kaito this is canon in my brain idc#i would love to see kaito's floor routine like pleaaaaaseeee#also that one epke zonderland london 2012 high bar routine but make it kuroba fucking kaito RAAAAHHH#also also in my mind shinichi would only wear glasses and he'd affectionately call it 'conan'#idk a whole lot about the olympics and either sports so im not confident enough to make hcs#thats why im just yapping here LOL#might binge watch some olympics related videos and articles later idk#yell some hcs for this au at me I'd love to know!!!!!!#dc prattles#ALSO FUN IF KAITO GREW UP IN PARIS AND HE'S REPRESENTING FRANCE WHEWWWW#but it's also fun if kaishin are both team jp and theyret meeting for the first time yippeeee#akai would be shinichi's coach maybe 🤔#also i looked it ip and apparently karate was removed from the official olympic games FUCK but WE DONT CARE BECAUSE#OLYMPIC ATHLETE BESTIES SONOSHINRAN MY BELOVED I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU#anyway sonoko in gymnastics ran in karate and sharpshooter shinichi WOW WOW WAIT MY BRAIN HAVING A MASSIVE ROT RIGHT NOW#oh you just know sonoko does all those tiktoks with a shy but excited ran and completely forced to participate shinichi LMAO#kaishin meet through sonoko ofc 👀👀👀#sonoko and kaito are besties too and are familiar with each other for both being in the gymnastics scene#anyway kaito and shinichi meet and kiss and fall in love#ALSO SHINICHI THIRSTING OVER KAITO'S MUSCLES LMAOOOO#AND KAITO THIRSTING OVER A FULLY CLOTHED SHINICHI POISED FOR A SHOT LIKEEEE#oh they wanna makeout real bad i fear#ALSO KAITO IS THAT ONE ATHLETE WHO KEEPS STEALING THE CHOCOLATE MUFFINS IN THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE LMFAOOOO#the tiktoks of that guy was so funny lol i just know kaito would do the same#you know what maybe I should've just typed this on the post and not on the tags but it's too late now LMAO i want more of them tho omg 😳
54 notes
·
View notes
Text
I combined footage from my Detektiv Conan Blu-ray with audio from my Case Closed FUNimation DVD and made an HD English dub clip compilation for Episodes 57-58, "The Holmes Freak Murder Case."
#detective conan#case closed#video#funimation english dub script#i wasn't actually gonna post this video to tumblr because it's so long (because i have a lot of feelings about this case!)#but folks on discord liked it and i'm all about my funi dub propaganda so why not right?#the dub script here is just so fun--and does so well at making the dialogue *work* and sound natural in english#and has so much flavor! it does arguably too much in terms of creative liberties but things like#'can i really trust what a kid saw?' of the sub translation compared to 'and what were you smoking before you ran out there?' in the dub#are much more enjoyable to me#(other fun phrasings: 'the one who's always hangin' around you guys' (sub) vs. 'the little-bitty one with the great big brain!' (dub))#(and 'of course not! the reason i applied for this tour was 'cuz i thought i might find kudo' (sub))#(vs. 'who me? no no no. actually i signed up because i was hoping to run into jimmy here. but i guess i'm out of luck' (dub))#(and so many more! this script just has so much character)#and while it is a shame that the dub eliminated heiji's accent i do like the changed line ('i know it's you!')#'cause you've met shinichi *once* heiji lol#but yeah this is a fun case! i'm really happy to have finally hd'd the funi dub for it :')#one of my favorite things about the funi dub is that jerry jewell (shinichi's va) voices conan's thoughts#and it's so nice to hear *shinichi* and heiji deducting together (and the way they finish each other's thoughts and vibe... it gets to me)
347 notes
·
View notes
Text
I can’t explain why, but this is my favorite hilson edit ever and I can/will watch it on loop for an uncountable amount of times
#hilson#house md#gregory house#james wilson#im very bummed about my laptop dying on me and possibly having to replace the motherboard#or put money aside to buy a new one in…who knows how long 🙃#so i was looking through my tiktok playlists since i can’t do my usual late night genealogy#and i saw my house folder and got hit with a burst of nostalgia#i had already saved this edit to my phone bc i loved it so much and would be devastated if it was deleted#idk maybe it’s the lake scene in the middle that pushes the brain buttons just right#but the whole vibe i get from it is immaculate and i wanted to share in an attempt to cheer myself up lol#maybe i’ll make a mega post of my fave fics too bc why not#it’s not like i can do my genealogy work 😞#hasan't#personal#video#not my video#tiktok#not my tiktok
167 notes
·
View notes
Text
Now introducing: something that definitely took hours of my time...
Definitely Paywalled Here
If someone could please steal this and put it behind a paywall, it would really be the cherry on top of a bad joke, thnx. <3
Pose 1 Pose 2 Pose 3 Pose 4
#the most political this account will ever get lol#sims 4 cc#sims 4 community#sims 4 memes#I saw this mess and thought THAT SHOULD GO ON A T SHIRT lol#censored the original tweet bc I'm not one for encouraging attention on people like that#just giggle and take some pics with the top and leave others to live their ridiculous little lives#k? thnx bbs#we just wanna have our fun not harass others over a video game#bc again#none of this is deep#I promise#leave folks be#GumdropCC
42 notes
·
View notes
Text
Mötley crüe tarots for the 40th anniversary of shout at the devil
#sinner art#motley crue#mötley crüe#mötley crüe art#motley crue art#nikki sixx#tommy lee#vince neil#mick mars#if you saw that unboxing video nikki did you probably know already they made tarots#but to be fucking honest i feel like they half assed the job and did no research at all so!! i made my own versions#i could tell you the meaning behind each one of them but i know nobody gives a shit so im not gonna ramble in the tags for nothing#anyway. happy satd anniversary and happy halloween even if im late for both lol
143 notes
·
View notes
Text
Song: 19 (Live at Hipposonic) by Xana
#911#buddie#911edit#buddieedit#911 on fox#911 fox#911 abc#evanbuckleyedit#eddiediazedit#my edit#flashing tw#vids#i need a buddie and X tag#otp: you don't need to pretend with me#i will continue to push my buddie x xana agenda oskaoskaoskaoskasok#one 1 minute video at a time osakoaksoaksoaks#i mean the yellow video does have 70k views so lol#i saw a vision#i chased the vision#this was hard ngl#but its nice#i like it#911verse#evan buckley#eddie diaz
65 notes
·
View notes
Text
it makes me feel like a killjoy but whenever people who are equally as logged tf on as i am are tripping over themselves to be like omg did you see that gross j*mes ch*rles thing or the n*kado thing or whatever (genuinely cannot think of a more accurate term than lolcow unfortunately) im just like im sorryyyy idc how big of losers these people are but caring about this and treating it like a press release is also loser behavior
#someone brings up chr*s ch*n and im like i genuinely dont care what you have to say one way or the other#i wish you would shut up#genuinely has me struggling to have friendships where im fully in the same opinions as ppl my age irl lol#like i saw tiktoks where people are posting abt j*mes ch*rles and theyre sat there reading this out like its the news#why are you commenting 'i wish i didnt hear about this' on ur own video! youre the one who chose to make a video! shut the fuck up!#i almost at least can tolerate it more coming from commentary and drama youtubers bc they like acknowledge what theyre doing#like idk why you want to be a normal human being having a conversation irl about this#or posting abt this on your personal page#im sorry its giving pathetic
15 notes
·
View notes
Text
★彡[>> ɪɴꜱᴇʀᴛ ᴄᴏɪɴ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇɢɪɴ]彡★
#LUCY#band lucy#Shin Yechan#Yechan#Choi Sangyeop#Sangyeop#Cho Wonsang#Jo Wonsang#Wonsang#Shin Gwangil#Gwangil#I made keychains!!#this was truly a labor of love trying to do there after work the last few weeks lol#to quote my mom “you do a lot of cross stitch projects for someone who doesn’t really like cross stitch#they’re a little silly looking but I think they turned out pretty cute!!#if anyone else cross stitches and wants to make them lmk and I can send you the pattern I made lol#song linked is ofc 아니 근데 진짜#which is truly one of my favorites!!#i say as if I don’t love their entire discography except for maybe like two songs#I saw the insert coin concert video first and#then when I saw the mv after I was so surprised and delighted by how ridiculously cute it was#give it a listen if you want to! I promise you won’t regret it!!#there’s no way not to love these silly boys#I’ve even successfully gotten my mom into them#kitkatart
15 notes
·
View notes