#i save dick by giving it cpr

[cada4us]

playing with my johnny

[neon-danger]

Have you got any closer to some story updates?

Yes and no

[every-sanji]

[burade]

this post is old enough to attend preschool HOW did you find it

i am in Misery

[lalunanymph]

you can convince your husband, ex-pro soccer player & CEO of Mikage Corp, Reo, to donate ¥200 million to the environmental NGO of your choice when you're giving him the sloppiest head btw

[izvmimi]

i've been trying to go back to sleep but the cpr song is in my head :((

[neonstatic]

upside is, my zuko impression is almost effortless now! that man rly got that permanent sore throat voice.

[slvttyspider]

Havin' the Queen in one arm and possibly the tiny king in the other? Imps wish they were him. Valentino could Never. Angel taking this win.

[aloneonceagainaspredicted]

when cupcakKe said:

In the sheets I am a bully;

Give more head than a hoodie;

Sit on yo face all day until you say

'Bae, it hurt me'

Jerome Valeska felt that.

[deepfriedseagullfeet]

BY THE WAY i have decided that in the hypothetical episode where original jameson meets alt!jameson they end up landing up in a THIRD alternate universe with a version of jameson that got rescued by Darkiplier who killed anti. he wears very nice 3 piece suits and pretty jewelry cause dark spoils him like Crazy. he has no clue who jackie or henrik or any of the other egos are. he be living in america. its also extremely obvious that hes fucking darkiplier. so in my head its a spiderman no way home situation with all three of them hanging out while they try to get back to their regular timelines

[georgethem]

now im going to have the cpr remix stuck in my head forever probably

[wherenymphsroam]

guys how do we think re2 Leon would react to listening to any song by Cupcakke

[peccatummusae]

-blows the dust off this sideblog-

i should actually use this more often tbh

[sharpth1ng]

HELP?????

Billy and Stu be like

I really wanted to do this meme lmao

[atlasllm]

hate sharks fuck sharks i'm nauseous i'm in pain i'm in wholeass rhea island mode over how bad these sharks are i need to lie down and slay another day