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idcnticxl-1 · 4 years ago

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@dirtylimerick asked:

Jenna & Alisha (if you want, because even though neither of us writes her, I can't get that ship out of my head LOL)

General:

How long will they last? - It would really depend on whoever is writing Alisha, but Jenna isn’t a stranger to being in relationships for the long haul (even though sometimes it seems like she is)

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Jenna was definitely infatuated with Lisha at first sight, but probably wouldn’t fall in love with her too quickly seeing as being in a relationship with another woman is new for her.

How was their first kiss? - Passionate, yet sweet and slow, probably happened in the locker room after service one day? I could see Jenna maybe trying a little to avoid Alisha because Jenna hates falling for a “straight” girl, but if Alisha admitted she likes women (or at least she likes Jenna) I could see Jenna just going for it.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Jenna. Between the two of them, I think Jenna seems more the marrying type.

Who is the best man/men? - (are their Groom’s men if theres no groom?) Bowie, I guess they’d probably have Curtis, Simon, and Nathan there too.. i dont think they’re on friends only terms with any other men...

Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - Kelly, Nova, Jenna’s friend Kimi, Alisha’s friend Chloe maybe?

Who did the most planning? - Probably Jenna? It’s hard to say because in canon we never hear much about anyone’s parents other than Nathan’s so idk what kinda relationship Alisha grew up seeing. But some of Nova and Jenna’s earliest memories are watching their mother and Ivan plan out their wedding. So for Jenna I can definitely say it’s important to her.

Who stressed the most? - Both of them are equally stressed.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Anyone who was homophobic (biphobic?) towards them either after they started dating or specifically when they announced the wedding. This could very likely mean Jaclyn might not be invited.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Alisha. Idk i think its specifically the way she teases Nathan about Ruth that makes her radiate top energy to me.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Total coin toss.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Depends on how many rounds they wanna go I guess? Could be anywhere from 35 minutes or longer if necessary.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Absolutely, unless one of them specifically just wants to pamper the other.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - I think 1.

How many children will they adopt? - 1 or 2.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Jenna probably.

Who is the stricter parent? -Idk that either of them would be strict.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - I wanna say, Alisha.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - They both do on alternating weeks.

Who is the more loved parent? - I think they’re loved equally but for different reasons.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- They’re definitely both there.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Alisha.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Alisha. Jenna will also bail them out, however, she would also berate them for getting caught.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Jenna

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Probably Jenna because she loves cooking so much and is very particular about her ingredients.

Who does the grocery shopping? - They go shopping together so that Jenna can teach Alisha how to find the freshest produce.

How often do they bake desserts? - Every holiday and birthday.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - I think Jenna’s dishes tend to lean more plant-based just because of living with Nova for so long but she wouldn’t consider herself “vegetarian” or anything.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - The only way this is a surprise is if Alisha prepares dinner for Jenna.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Alisha, likely on weekends Mon-Thurs she’ll suggest it sometimes if she can tell Jenna doesn’t feel like cooking.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - I don’t think either of them is likely to burn down the house tbh. While I don’t see Alisha as a regular cook I definitely think she’s capable of cooking perfectly fine when she decides to.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Jenna

Who is really against chores? - Alisha.

Who cleans up after the pets? - They both do.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Alisha, sometimes Jenna if she just wants things to *look* tidy.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Surprisingly Alisha.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Jenna found it.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Alisha

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Jenna

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Jenna goes all out for Christmas and Valentine's.

What are their goals for the relationship? - Can’t speak for Alisha because I don't have one to write with but I think Jenna’s goal out of her relationship with Alisha at first is really just to be with another woman? Jenna has definitely had a handful of boyfriends, and she’s always like the concept and had crushes on girls/women since she was a kid. But she never admitted those feelings to anyone and hardly even herself. Obviously, it could progress from that into something more tangible and real, but I definitely think it starts out simply with Jenna just finding the courage to be true herself with somebody.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both of em baybee

Who plays the most pranks? - Alisha maybe? But Jenna definitely finishes the prank war.

#tumblr apparently fucking hates the asks nows #jenna x alisha placeholder

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deathvalleyqueen · 4 years ago

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MJ and John for the Ultimate OC asks? 😘😘😘😘

thank you for asking for this for the babies... this was also requested by @faithchel & @smithandrogers so I am tagging them so they see I saw and thank you both soooo much too! Also... spiffy new ship banner for the win!

General:

Rate the Ship -

How long will they last? - Uh… FOREVER… WE GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Oh They caught feels quickly, the both of them.

How was their first kiss? - pretty drunk, pretty sloppy… led straight to the dirty deed… *cackles*

Wedding:

Who proposed? - by proposed, you mean took her just to go get a ring and when MJ asks what they are doing John just says “Getting your engagement ring..” and MJ just says “Okay”

Who is the best man/men? - Sean… because he is John’s only friend… ONLY FRIEND.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - MJ had one of her cousins.

Who did the most planning? - MJ’s mom. Do you think that either John or her really had a say…

Who stressed the most? - MJ, 100% because her mom was pretty much going and doing the opposite of what she wanted. In the end MJ had two dresses because John told her to go get the one she wanted and let her mom think she was going to wear the one that her mother wanted, but wear the one she wanted… So… yeah…. She has two dresses, one never worn.

How fancy was the ceremony? -

Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Colin was kicked out. If that counts?

everything else under the cut to save the dash...

Sex:

Who is on top? - They switch, depending on mood.

Who is the one to instigate things? - more often than not it’s John

How healthy is their sex life? -

Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? -

Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Depends on the time they actually have but they will make the most of it… and John has stamina in my head O.o don’t judge me

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Uh, there is nothing equal here… MJ always comes out ahead

How rough are they in bed? -

Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -

No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 4 - Lily, Rose, Grace and Archer (who is an angel and we protect at all costs damn it...tiny little mini John).

How many children will they adopt? - 1 kinda because MJ’s end up taking care of Amy MJ’s niece.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - MJ, just because she is the one who is main caregiver

Who is the stricter parent? - Mary Jane, easily… John’s a pushover when it comes to the kids.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - John…. Definitely John because MJ would be amused tbh.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Mary Jane… though they don’t go to school...

Who is the more loved parent? - John. Because he is the fun one… he is the one who spoils them rotten…

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Both of them, together.

Who cried the most at graduation? - John...

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - JOHN… he would probably be the one to get the out of jail… perks of Lawyer dad right?

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Mary Jane, she isn’t a natural cook either so it was skill she had to learn.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - John, I see

Who does the grocery shopping? - I like to think they do it together and take the kids with them when they are born… like it’s a family thing.

How often do they bake desserts? -

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - John, very much a John move.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - John, 10000%

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - JOHN WITH HIS WATERY MAC AND CHEESE (I love you baby but really...)

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - I see them both doing the cleaning a bit tbh...

Who is really against chores? - again I don’t think either of them are really against it, though they absolutely had a maid before Eden’s Gate

Who cleans up after the pets? - John, mostly because MJ looks after the kids so much.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - John.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Mary Jane

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - John because they would be his luck.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - John, believe it or not...

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - John… though i see them actually doing that together tbh.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - MJ really goes hard for Halloween and Christmas with the decorations.

What are their goals for the relationship? - Really they just want to live the best life they can, whatever that means.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Mary Jane… and she will if John doesn’t have anything else planned, he 100% lets her sleep till noon. SHE DESERVES IT.

Who plays the most pranks? - Mary Jane, she has 5 brothers… obviously she is going to play the most pranks. Lol

#otp asks #oc asks #mary jane seed #ship: i still has no name for this ship #john seed/oc #john seed/mary jane

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obstrucct-m · 4 years ago

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You know I’m required to put Rio and Piers for the ship meme-

Ultimate Ship Meme ♫ @galaxciaas ♫ Accepting

General:

How long will they last? - Despite their difference in personality, they totally balance each other out and do plenty to support each other, so I can see them lasting quite a while~

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - They spent quite a while as friends (despite Piers’ initial aversion/reluctance to being friends with her). On Piers’ end, it took a long time & a whole lot of thinking to unjumble his feelings for her, as he’d never really experienced something like this before. He might’ve written a few songs about her already by then... But once Rio confessed to him after a battle in the Galarian Star Tournament, he finally felt confident enough to return the confession.

How was their first kiss? - Surprisingly, it’d been Piers who made the first move after one of his concerts where he’d finally preformed one of the songs he’d written for/about her as the final song. He wound up kissing her not too long after they met up after the show.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Piers did~ He was essentially rambling for most of it, but he did eventually get the words he needed to say out.

Who is the best man/men? - Likely Raihan.

Who is the bridesmaid(s)? - Maybe Nessa and/or Sonia..?

Who did the most planning? - They shared in the planning~

Who stressed the most? - Piers might’ve seemed fairly chill, but this man was internally screaming.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Hm, probably no one? They both get along well with the other Gym Leaders & such.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Piers is a switch, so he’d be fine being on top or bottom.

Who is the one to instigate things? - It depends on the circumstances, but I can see either of them instigating, but it’s a bit less likely for Piers to instigate since he’s still a bit shy when it comes to intimacy. But I imagine he has his moments of instigating.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |

How long do they normally last? - I imagine they last an average amount of time.

Children:

(Went with Janis for this~)

How many children will they have naturally? - if we’re basing this just on Janis, one.

How many children will they adopt? - I think they’d be fine with Janis for the time being, so none.

Who is the stricter parent? - I can neither of them being too strict with her as they both seem like they’d be chill parents.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both, even though Janis isn’t that kind of kid.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Rio and she’s always sure to add a cute little encouraging note in it~

Who is the more loved parent? - Janis loves them both equally, but finds herself relating a bit more to Piers.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Rio since Piers still likely wouldn’t be a fan of being a group of people where Socializing is required. Plus, he’s just kinda nervous about how the others there might perceive him. But if he has to, he’ll go, especially if Janis says he should. He’ll do anything for her, after all.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Let’s be honest, Piers might look like he’s not when they send her off on her Pokemon journey... but he is.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Even though Janis isn’t a troublemaking kid, Piers totally would.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - I imagine Rio does, but Piers totally helps her if she needs any.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Gotta say Piers because sensory issues.

Who does the grocery shopping? - I can see them trading off who does the shopping. Like, Piers does it one day and then Rio does it the next day. But they do go together every now and then.

How often do they bake desserts? - Mostly just for special occasions, like holidays and birthdays. But they will attempt baking just because they felt like it sometimes, and plenty of shenanigans ensure. But it’s usually a good time when they bake together, with music playing in the background and their Pokemon sometimes helping out.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - I imagine a mix of both, especially since Piers is trying to eat heathier.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Piers being the romantic person he is, he’ll totally surprise her with it. It likely won’t be anything extravagant, but it’s clear he tried his best.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Piers, because it’s what he did the most before getting with Rio, and it’s become sort of a habit for him. But he is trying to get better at actually cooking things.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - ...Piers because this man does not have the best cooking skills.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Both.

Who is really against chores? - It’s not that he’s against it, it just that executive dysfunction tends to kick in whenever Piers has to do them. So, it takes a while for him to them. Rio is super understanding of this.

Who cleans up after the pets? - They clean up after their respective Pokemon, so both.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Tbh, I can see Rio doing this...

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Piers might not look like it, but he’s internally screaming whenever guests have to come over.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Rio~

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Have you seen Piers’ hair? It takes forever for him to wash it, so he takes the longer showers about 90% of the time. Rio always comments on how fluffy it gets once it’s dried, too.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - I imagine they both take their Pokemon out for exercise together~ It’s quite the sight to see, considering the difference in Pokemon. cx

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - I imagine they start a few weeks before Christmas, but it’s nothing too excessive. You got the Christmas tree, lights hung up here and there (inside & outside), etc. Simple decorations, but really adds to the atmosphere~

What are their goals for the relationship? - Just to support each other (& that includes each other’s towns) & help each other improve in personal aspects.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - These two have a bad sleep schedule in common, so usually it’s both

Who plays the most pranks? - Tbh... Piers does most of them, but Rio does get back at him. And then it’s just a cycle of them pranking each other.

#galaxciaas #{ 𝓴𝓲𝓽 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓼 ~ 𝓸𝓸𝓬 }#♫ ── she's a lightning bolt⠀﹕﹙ ⠀PIERS & RIO — GALAXCIASS⠀ ﹚#{And I'm legally required to answer this~}

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aromanticwhore · 4 years ago

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Logince

General:

How long will they last? - Love never dies bitches

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It takes a really long time. I mean, Roman doesn’t take too long to fall, but it takes him a while to accept that it’s really love. And Logan doesn’t fall for him until they’re hanging out one day and they’re just ranting to each other, and Roman starts asking him questions about the think he’s talking about. Then he gets a bit of a crush that only gets bigger until one of them asks to other out.

How was their first kiss? - Logan was probably the one to initiate it honestly, Roman was caught off guard but immediately he’s holding Logan close and running his hands through his hair while Logan just kinda sits awkwardly like “Well what the fuck do I do now”.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Roman

Who is the best man/men? - Virgil was Logan’s, Remus was Roman’s.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - All the other sides.

Who did the most planning? - Roman, he wanted it to be perfect. Logan helped a lot too, mostly to talk him down from the more extravagant things.

Who stressed the most? - Roman

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Nobody

Sex:

Who is on top? - They switch

Who is the one to instigate things? - Both of them equally

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Usually

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - They’re gay

How many children will they adopt? - Two

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Logan

Who is the stricter parent? - Logan

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Surprisingly Roman

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Both

Who is the more loved parent? - Equal

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- They trade off, but Roman’s definitely more vocal in the meetings than Logan

Who cried the most at graduation? - Roman

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Logan

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - They tend to help each other out

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Roman

Who does the grocery shopping? - Logan

How often do they bake desserts? - More often than Logan would prefer, but not as often as Roman wants to

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Both equally

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Roman

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - I dunno tbh

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - I feel like either of them could get distracted, probably Logan? Both could

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Logan

Who is really against chores? - Roman, but he does them anyways

Who cleans up after the pets? - Both equally

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Roman

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Roman

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Roman

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - No clue, probably depends on the day

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Logan, sometimes Roman tags along

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Logan doesn’t care much for decorations, he has fun with Halloween though. Roman goes wild on Christmas

What are their goals for the relationship? - I dunno

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Roman, but Logan will sleep super late sometimes because he sleeps through an alarm after staying up really late, and Roman doesn’t wake him up because he knows he needs the sleep.

Who plays the most pranks? - Roman

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sombrz · 6 years ago

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Please imagine me just delivering these on a platter to ur sickbed: akira, minako, ochako, iida, (tries to think of a marvel comic person) uhh flash

thank you, thank you. who needs cough medicine when you have shipping.

(edit: i’m 99% healthy. it took me that long to finish this mess.)

AKIRA: okay, i think i remember telling you how i was pretty chill with akira ships. like, if done right, i don’t mind any of them, except for futaba (because they’re siblings, fu). besides our collective issues with atlus and their inability to not be weird when it comes to the girls. also, i feel like what makes the p5 kids feel the most like actual friends is also what makes it harder for me to fully invest in any individual dynamic - they all meet throughout the course of the game (even ann and ryuji aren’t close friends beforehand, and there’s definitely no drama between them) and they help each other heal and get past their abusers so that they can have a fresh start and feel free to be normal teenagers. so there’s little to actually grab onto when searching for….anything layered? like, compared to the p3 kids who have so much inner turmoil that they take out on each other - or the p4 kids, who can’t be completely truthful to themselves or each other. the p5 kids do have baggage, but not with each other. which makes for healthier bonds but also more boring ship dynamics lmao. all very cute and fluffy, but not a lot of substance.

point is, i don’t really have much to say? like akira/yusuke is fun and silly. akira is eccentric and cool enough to go along with yusuke’s antics, and even though p5 always gives us an option to be mean, i can’t imagine akira ACTUALLY thinking that kind of stuff? like, he’s a weirdo too so he just. gets it. yusuke basically takes akira out on dates during his social link. they lend themselves well to model/artist headcanons and aus. they don’t realize they’re dating until a few months into their relationship - one of the others had to point it out and yusuke’s like ‘oh? is that what this is??’ and akira’s like ‘thank god’ bc he was too awkward to bring it up himself. futaba makes fun of them a lot.

akira and ryuji are cute too. i’ve gotten a bit fond of the boner squad (br)ot3 too. just ann/ryuji/akira being dumbasses. or ann/shiho+ryuji/akira being dumbasses while going on double dates. there’s also not really much to it - just the usual persona teen boy ‘no-homo-bromo-but-it’s-actually-homo’ fare. ryuji’s less possessive and repressed about it than yosuke is, though. which is good (ie more healthy) bc it’s more like akira found himself a human puppy jock boyfriend, and it’s cute! ryuji instantly decided he liked akira and started planning their secret handshake and selecting their cool delinquent hangout spot. and akira just smiles through it all bc he’s charmed. morgana gives akira the most judgemental stare ever when he finds out though.

i like akira/haru bc she’s who i dated in my playthrough. they’re soft and sweet and i think a slow relationship built on patience is good for both of them. and they have the most obvious phantom thief couple aesthetic, tbh. they also have the ‘demure wallflower by day, trigger-happy hellion by night’ thing going on. i love the idea of them opening up a coffee place together (their futures align! this is the SO that sojiro approves the fastest lbr!) and akira being haru’s trophy husband (let this man be someone’s trophy husband).

akira/goro’s the one with the most depth lmao as our boy akechi gets the short end of the stick re: what everyone else got - to defeat their abuser and come out the other side a new and improved person. INSTEAD, it’s all about deep-rooted envy and what-ifs. when i replayed p5 for my friend’s benefit, she kept being like ‘wow ok akechi’s got….the most obvious crush on mc. why is he always here? why does he talk like that? omg?’ and my sentiments exactly. AKIRA’S thoughts exactly, tbh, bc what else is he supposed to get out of some of the things that come out of goro’s mouth. but it’s like….he DOES like akira, but he also resents his existence because akira gets to have real bonds and happiness despite the crappy hand dealt to him. and their own bond is based on careful lies and observing each other for any cracks in their armour. but there’s that undertone of wishing that they’d met in other circumstances, where they COULD have a normal relationship and get to know each other in a way that’s not ‘we levelled up our relationship when you shot me in the face with the intent of murdering me and framing me for my own death but really, i tricked you and you didn’t actually kill me & now we can defeat you and your dad! ha! checkmate!!’ but i love that that’s actually part of the dynamic so lmao.

MINAKO: you know, despite minako and minato being considerably different (both their external personality/appearances > emo boy/preppy girl - and the changes in their dialogue choices > again, minako is a lot more confrontational and energetic), i pretty much just ship them with the same people?

the only exceptions of this being i ship minako with shinjiro and yukari but can’t really fathom either of them with minato. (it’s bc yukari is a lesbian and shinji does not deal well with sullen people. like, what’s he supposed to do? pat minato on the back?)

i will also warn that it’s been….forever since p3 so i’m kinda fuzzy on details.

anywhoooooo, AIGIS. main protag ship is aigis. idc which protag, but i must give atlus my once-in-a-blue-moon compliment because they kept aigis’ social link and her blatantly romantic feelings for the protag the exact same in portable. so minako/aigis is just as canon as minato/aigis, buahaha. anyway. robot girlfriend who starts off being somehow programmed to feel protective/indebted to minako but then starts developing real genuine feelings as she explores her humanity, minako wanting to show aigis how to enjoy herself while putting the emphasis on aigis’ feelings and opinions but also being so amazed and grateful for aigis’ love and attention. also, the difference between protags here being that while minato is silently intimate, minako is loudly loving. the utter tragedy that is aigis not being able to save the person she cares about, the imagery of minako’s head in her lap while they wait for the end is….A Lot. i think in a lot of tragic robot/human romance fiction, the robot gives up its life for their human partner so i like the reverse here - with aigis having to experience the emotions of loss and depression and overcoming that because she truly loved mina(k/t)o and now they’re gone. it’s heavy! it’s a lot! i just remembered i never finished the p3 movies! i should do that!

there’s ryouji. again, don’t care which protag - just like the idea of our mc flirting with death. literally flirting with the avatar of death. the double sides of the ship: goofy teenage flirting vs warning of impending doom. ryouji just being like ‘yeah just kill me it’s for the best i’m actually here to destroy the world or w/e’ to his gf (or bf) out of nowhere on christmas eve lmao. it’s fun, idk.

yukari! honestly, taking out all the forced hetero ship teasing made me ship her with minako more lmao their social link was just better! no offense! and their personalities mesh better too - i feel like yukari would get way too frustrated with a closed-off partner and i love concept of: the huffy takes-no-shits girl being soft for her cheerful outgoing gf. also, i spent way too long imagining the answer with minako - the aigis/minako/yukari would be heartwrenching and we deserve it.

shinjiro! can i start off by saying it’s a good thing shinji was in p3, which did the best job of showing the characters apart from the protagonist and main plot (prob bc on the other hand, it did the worst job with social links seeing as none of the guys had them) - i feel like in p4 or p5, we wouldn’t have gotten to know him nearly as well before he died. anyway, his social link with minako is really sweet and a romance between them hits my ‘tsundere/flustered boy not knowing how to deal with affection from pretty girl he respects a lot’ checkpoints. and i need to talk about this: i feel like the decision to make him comatose instead of dead if you romance him was a double edged sword disguised as a blessing lol. because he was still DYING before he got shot, and also he wakes up just in time to find out his girlfriend died! fhdhfgdjd!

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uraraka……okay: i ship her with tsuyu, bakugou, iida, mina and toga.

oh, here’s a story. before i got into bnha, i stumbled on a bunch of deku/uraraka amvs and they were so precious. like, really, deku and ochako are the cutest goddamn things in this series. seeing them side by side makes me want to channel my inner grandmother and pinch their cheeks. it was, like, the only thing i knew about bnha at first, so i just figured i’d end up shipping it whenever i eventually got to watching it bc i’m easy to please like that. but ha. nah. it’s sad bc i love their dynamic when it’s focusing on their actual friendship but then the actual romantic hints made me want to roll my eyes so hard. it’s so BORING if you take it at face-value, and i’m so boggled by it if you look deeper bc i don’t understand what hori’s planning here. it’s irritating bc even uraraka admits that her borderline obsession (and that’s what it is, since it’s compared to TOGA’S CRUSHES…y’know, our resident yandere serial killer?) is detrimental to her growth as a hero. and i know it’s partially bc she’s a teenager but its blown so out of proportion. it’s a crush!! relax!!! like, compare to deku’s crush on uraraka where after he got over his initial anxiety of talking to girls, he - at most - just blushes a little when she stands too close or dresses extra-cute. every other time, he treats her no differently than any of his other friends. but then uraraka’s crush is treated like. this weirdly twisted admiration she doesn’t even WANT. she relates to a villain’s desire to imitate and become the person they like, she gets ridiculously jealous every time he looks at another girl, she keeps fucking up because she focuses too much on him and how to be like him. it’s weird. idk. typical fiction tropes lead me to believe i’m supposed to root for them to get together (and bnha will end with an epilogue where they have a child named after a food) but the story i’m being told makes me want to root for uraraka to succeed at getting over those feelings! idfk!!!

also, i have to laugh at the way horikoshi decided to tell us and uraraka herself that these feelings were romantic. by having aoyama just be like ‘oh you were thinking what would izuku midoriya do? could it be you love him?’ when we see multiple male friends of deku’s (iida and todo, in particular - hell, even aoyama himself) have similar WWMD thoughts and he, in turn, instantly imitates bakugou whenever he hits a roadblock (taking inspiration from to downright copying bakugou’s moves, trash talking his opponents, etc). am i supposed to see only uraraka’s feelings as romantic? why? because she’s a girl and deku’s a guy?

i like it better when iida’s involved. both iida and uraraka are so sweet and enthusiastic to counter deku’s more nervous personality, and they’re a very good trio! i tend to prefer them as a brot3 but as i said, i do ship iida/uraraka seperately! i don’t have any big reasons for it except i enjoy how contagiously energetic and silly they are around each other? dramatic too - remember the ‘REACH FOR MY HAND’ scene when all the UA students were freaking out? it’s just a simple best friend dynamic like what they have with deku but there’s no weird one-sided jealousy/competitiveness involved (luckily, iida got over it after the stain arc haha). they don’t end up feeling bad or unworthy of the praise they get from the other - which is great, because they’re very complimentary towards each other! iida is so understanding (his immediate reaction to uraraka being self-conscious about her reason for pursuing heroism) & uraraka is usually the one who vocalizes how cool and talented iida is (while also giggling her ass off whenever he gets all extra-dramatic)! tbh, curse their aborted moment after iida’s match with mei! let them praise each other!!! i like that their seats are so close to each other too - i wonder how horikoshi decided on the seating plan. but uraraka’s tendency to shake iida by the shoulders is precious & i bet you he breaks his staunch ‘follow-every-rule’ mentality when it comes to uraraka writing him little notes in class. also, maybe uraraka just deserves a sweet+rich boyfriend. it’s that easy. lmao.

i already talked about bakugou/uraraka. it’s great, dripping with potential, needs more canon interaction. i only trust a portion of its fanbase to do them properly. but this is the case for almost every big ship. (where’s that one fandom meme where one of the questions was like ‘what do you hate seeing in fanfic/content for them’ bc NOW THAT I’M ACTUALLY READING FANFIC AGAIN, LEMME TELL YOU. BEING A MULTISHIPPER IS HARD.)

tsuyu and uraraka are just genuinely a good match? i like the contrast between uraraka - who is emotional and upbeat - and tsuyu - who is calm and rational. but they’re both very perceptive? their first night at the dorms is a good indicator of how their dynamic works. the others are quick to accept that tsuyu doesn’t want to play along with the room competition, but uraraka both provides the excuse and lingers behind with worry. she probably had to convince tsuyu that it was okay for her to vocalize her feelings to the bakugou rescue squad, and volunteered to be with her during said confrontation. compare to the forest where tsuyu sweetly and calmly offers uraraka her hand because she sees her friend is scared, without actually needing to say anything else. they’re sweethearts. i absolutely adore them. oh, and i dig their earth/sky + pink/green aesthetic clash.

uraraka and mina are based on two things: 1) they’re always hugging and hanging out in official art/sketches (mina even has a selfie of them hanging on her wall of pics in her room) so i can only assume they’re super-close gal pals that should kiss, 2) i love shipping silly idiots together and it’s hard to find ships like this that are f/f but these two fit that specific chaotic mold!!! and 3) AESTHETIC DREAM!!! PINK SPACE GIRLS!!!! DO I NEED ANY OTHER REASONS? NO. NO, I DO NOT.

HOLY SHIT, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT’S OFFICIALLY CANON THAT TOGA HAS A ROMANTIC CRUSH ON URARAKA? again, i could write an essay on coding and how frustrating it is for characters like toga to usually be bi/pan. but no one’s claiming this a win for rep. and i’m FASCINATED by this dynamic. toga loves stain-sama for his ideals and how that enables her nature to kill. she loves deku-kun out of curiousity for his ideals and the fact they met when he was beaten to a pulp lmao. and she loves ochako-chan because she sees herself in her - she thinks that they share ideals. again, i have no idea what the long-term meaning for this development is but it’s clearly pitting them against each other? and adding a romantic element to that is hmmmmmmmmm. we’ll see, we’ll see. and like i mentioned above, it’s shocking and worrying and makes me ship uraraka and toga more that uraraka ALSO sees the similarity between her and toga. she’s horrified by the implications of it but she hears toga’s spiel and tries to fruitlessly deny that ‘yeah, she’s right. that’s how i am. we’re the same.’ if i were to ever write a traitor!uraraka fanfic (which i would if i could ever FINISH a writing project), it’d be uraraka/toga and uraraka trying to convince herself she’s better than toga, that she still has a moral code and her reasons for joining the league have more weight to it, and she doesn’t!!! care!!! what toga thinks of her!!! and expecting a rivalry but toga doesn’t meet that head-on because instead, toga wants to be close and connected to uraraka. toga has this kind of mature soft side we’ve seen before (with twice) that shows how she can see you at your core (her fight w/ uraraka also showed that) and i want to see uraraka to be on the end when she thinks she doesn’t deserve it and doesn’t trust toga and just being frustrated and confused over it all.

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iida…….i think deku, todoroki, uraraka and aoyama are my biggest ships for him. also, i don’t ship it myself but momo/iida/todoroki’s rich kid squad is A REALLY FUN DYNAMIC AND OT3.

LET’S BE REAL: IIDA/DEKU IS SO UNDERAPPRECIATED IN THIS FANDOM. ALL IIDA SHIPS ARE BUT….IIDA/DEKU. iida’s goddamn….tucked deku into bed. threw his hat in the ring of rivals. there’s official art of iida giving deku a shoulder ride. he punched him to make him see how his actions are affecting him - “haven’t you thought about how *I* feel [about you putting yourself in peril]?!” like. bro. okaaaay. i still laugh that they got on the wrong foot initially - deku was so scared of iida sjfhhf like he was equally worried he’d be stuck in the same class as iida as he was about kacchan. thankfully, iida’s a sweetheart who cares with all his heart, and he sees all that there is to admire about deku, so they became instant friends after that. and iida means SO MUCH to deku. i pay a lot of attention to how future!deku talks in his narration, because he normally interrupts the narrative to move the story along - by talking about minor time skips, the movement of the villains, etc. but he also tends to wax a bit poetic about his friends. like when he interrupted everything to give us a side-story about how and aoyama became bffs. so we can assume that aoyama’s friendship means a lot to adult izuku. or how comforting and important it is to me that even as an adult, he refuses to stop calling bakugou ‘kacchan’. it’s sweet. in that same vein, it strikes me that deku still holds an amount of guilt for not supporting iida better during the whole ingenium-stain debacle. it ended….much better than it could have, and that experience was what strengthened iida/deku/todo’s relationship. yet as an adult, deku still wishes he could have done more. offered iida the help he needed before he went rushing in. hoo. but anyway, yeah, they’re cute! wholesome nerd boys! cute height difference! also yeah, i’m glad that iida got over his sports-festival-era feelings of inferiority towards deku. deku loves competition, but you can tell that he didn’t want that out of his relationship with iida (compare to how he outright covets a rivalry with bakugou and accepted it from todoroki w/ his head held high). it wasn’t based on healthy feelings and they’re so much better as supportive bfs.

iida and todoroki have a lot of stuff in common as legacy heroes who were trained from childhood to be heroes - with the major difference that todoroki faced horrifying abuse that prevented him from having a close relationship with his siblings and made him want to reject his legacy, while the iidas are good folk and iida’s brother means the world to him and he’s so far one of the only heroes we know to reuse a superhero identity based on legacy. and even the painful bullshit (like the ‘take out your muffler and a new, stronger one will grow in’ thing) was something that iida went through on his own accord and with warning. and todoroki’s words of encouragement during the stain arc were based on his own life lesson! they both come off as very serious and abrasive elites at first glance, but they’re actually dorky and socially awkward! but i think they get each other - i imagine they have a very calming friendship, no need for pretenses and judgement, and they deserve that! they probably think the other is hilarious too even though absolutely no one else gets the joke! they had a lot of cute moments recently since they were paired in the same 1A vs 1B match. like iida can just…tell the minute differences in todoroki’s expression and demeanour apart and knows when there’s something wrong. and they’re just so humble and sweet and can’t handle the other being self-deprecating. they’re good boys, brent.

already talked about iida/uraraka. they’re cute, i love them.

AOYAMA THOUGH. knight boys! they were so good during the exam! it really got me that aoyama didn’t even consider the idea that iida might not abandon him, might want to help him and win together instead of just use him to get ahead himself - and iida didn’t even really get the emotional realization aoyama went through there but he was still like ‘YEAH WE DID GOOD! I’M GLAD YOU FEEL BETTER! THUMBS UP! :D’ they’re both very dramatic and - i don’t know how to describe it….they pose a lot, talk with their limbs. they’re silly, is what i mean. and maybe aoyama ALSO deserves a loving, rich boyfriend. MAYBE IIDA SHOULD BE EVERYONE’S LOVING RICH BOYFRIEND. but in this case, aoyama’s boyfriend who will carry him bridal-style everywhere, much to aoyama’s glee lol. except when he’s dragging him along via his cape. whatever works.

also, side note, i find it kinda interesting that fandom pairs him up with girls like mei and camie - when i just….feel like he’d be so out of his element and sooo overwhelmed? i’m wincing just thinking about it lol poor iida.

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i’m glad you specified marvel bc if you’d just said ‘comic’, i would have assumed you meant THE flash and i would be forced to sit here and think of every dc speedster ship…..well, it wouldn’t be as bad as spidey ships (honestly i’m very basic with speedsters - it’s just like ‘speedster/their spouse’ with the adults (even wally - linda or bust, tbh) and ‘speedster/their best friends’ with the teens), but we’d be here longer.

BUT FLASH THOMPSON? i already mentioned my two big ones, with venom and peter but i’m def willing to talk more about them.

flash/venom, a man and his gooey alien husband. i love that it’s a relationship based on self-growth and healing from past hurt and stopping destructive habits and cycles (both that cause self-harm and harm onto others). one of my favourite panels is still where flash pleads with peter to not let his anger seep into venom because venom’s gotten past all that. he’s a better person (being. alien. thing.) now and doesn’t want to turn to feeding on rage ever again. and that’s true for flash (a victim of child abuse who bottled up all that sadness and rage and took his aggression out on other kids) as well. it’s just so….nice. and venom credits all this to flash. and a thing i find about venom is that its unhealthy dynamics are all about control - you’re just its host, it possesses you against your will, you become an out-of-control villain. but with flash, venom sees a partner and home - they need and belong with each other, they communicate and cooperate, they became a superhero. also i love how they’re seriously affectionate and intimate - that’s just kind of a given with venom, i think, because you have to invite & accept it as part of yourself. but flash is so soft with venom - while he’s not as….hm, vocal about it as eddie ‘ooh my love my darling~’ brock is (he’s also a bit less obsessive haha sorry eddie), he’s so protective and likes giving venom headscratches and kissy faces to the point others react to it like they would witnessing PDA. i just want flash to be all cute and smooch his husband when they’re not like. one singular entity. CAN YOU BELIEVE THE HEALTHIEST DYNAMIC FOR FLASH TO BE IN IS WITH A SYMBIOTIC ALIEN GOO CREATURE? I CAN. AND I’M THANKFUL FOR IT.

i also ot3 them with eddie for the sake of my peace of mind where everyone’s happy. where venom’s not torn between two loves, and eddie doesn’t feel the need to think things like ‘it’s tough being someone’s second best’ and ‘i’d like to think he’d do the same for me but part of me knows that would be a lie. it’ll always be flash.’ and having those thoughts because he literally FEELS that pull towards flash? like he inherited those feelings, he KNOWS what it’s like to love flash thompson. LIKE, YO????? GIVE ME THAT SYMBIOT3.

then there’s flash/peter, the funniest super/civvie id love triangle in the world. flash having the biggest hero crush on spider-man in high school - so many superheroes to choose from but spidey is the best, because he’s an underdog, because he gets pushed down and refuses to give up, because he’s SO GODDAMN COOL - while simultaneously thinking peter is frankly, the worst? but in that terrible way where he fixates on peter even when he’s not part of the conversation. waiting for him to leave school so he can be mean to him, feeling frustrated whenever he tries to be nice to the guy and peter either ignores, rejects or insults him in return. peter just being like ‘Sigh’ whenever flash insults him by gushing about spidey, but that’s also why he can’t dislike flash no matter how bad their relationship is. how can he hate spidey’s biggest fan? and also he probably gets a good amount of pleasure out of flash’s gf liz allen having a crush on him. peter also does this to johnny and his gf, dorrie evans - they’re frienemies in high school and kind of obsessed with each other,,,,’heRE’S MY LIST OF 500 REASONS WHY I HATE THE HUMAN TORCH’ OK PETE RELAX. so yeah, peter, despite having genuine feelings for betty brant, hits on liz and dorrie whenever they cross paths and lets them use him to make their hot blond boyfriends jealous. (peter, maybe you ARE the worst. stop it.) and then when they get to college and end up in the same friend group, flash slowly realizes that peter is like. hot now? and like, kind of a cool dude who went through a lot! like, he thought peter was a jerk in HS but he’s actually really nice when he wants to be and is always in your corner! ‘wow, i really like and respect pete! i’m proud to be his friend!’ flash thinks while staring at peter’s biceps. meanwhile, peter has no idea what’s going on because he keeps expecting flash to turn back into a dick (and steal one of his girlfriends lmao) but instead, he just keeps proving he’s a great guy! and keeps confiding in him! and uh, complimenting him a lot? and still fanboys over spidey and that’s really endearing! and oh, he’s really gonna miss him whenever he’s on tour and the idea of flash dying is unthinkable and he really likes being his roommate and he’s who he wants to be his best man and he doesn’t get why flash doesn’t seem to realize how great he is, and welp, he just punched captain america in the face for not telling him flash was agent venom. anyway, bottom line: i like dynamics that are very….long-term and constantly changing? so i tend to fall for the enemies/rivals to friends to lovers thing. or friends to enemies to lovers. but this is a former situation for sure.

also, i’m convinced every corner of the college crew pentagon happened. flash and harry MUST have at least made out once and neither was sure how to deal with the aftermath of that for a couple of months. he’s kissed and casually dated gwen AND mj - but i find it interesting that it seems like neither girl really ever considered him a contender. gwen cares about him but sees him as a shoulder to vent to about her issues with peter, and mj has a lot of fun with him but also considers him the male version of her (outgoing and bright but unwilling to commit and act serious). and he interestingly backs down quickly when peter decides to make a move on the girls. like, compared to his love triangle with liz and peter where i feel he was pretty resistant to letting her go - especially to someone like puny parker, he responds to peter’s accusations re: gwen and mj with ‘hey, relax. it’s not like that. i wouldn’t do that to you.’ i take it as him growing up and not feeling the need to overcompensate to impress his dad and also maybe the fact that he’s a bit more aware of how closeted he is. but it’s weirdly different with harry (*cough* cause it’s the first dude aside from peter he had any romantic interaction with *cough*) so he just……..dances around those feelings (on top of both of their feelings for peter) until harry starts dating liz (BECAUSE EVERYONE DATES EVERYONE IN PETER’S CIRCLE OF PALS, I GUESS) and he’s just like ‘???????????? well okay then’.

i like his dynamic with felicia as much it also pains me - that felicia went into it thinking she could use flash to hurt peter (’i’ll break your heart like he broke mine!’) but then ended up legitimately falling for him and started hoping for a normal life with him. also that they liked hanging out in terrible workout clothes. nerds. (alas, it didn’t last bc….FLASH, BUD….BUDDY….I CAN’T BELIEVE MARVEL HAD FLASH SAY THAT AND THEN PROBABLY SAT BACK AND THOUGHT ‘YUP PETE’S BEST BUD FLASH IS TOTALLY STR8′) and i need to read more of him and betty to get a handle of that but. what i’ve gotten from the panels i’ve seen that it’s very dependant on the writer and has the same problem flash’s relationships with liz, gwen, mj and felicia had where there’s a lot of love there but the actual romantic element is….lacking? falls short? fizzles out? where he seeks out a connection to peter(/spidey) through his romantic relationship with a woman peter used to be involved with and pushes said woman away when she starts getting in too deep?

anyway, that just turned into an essay about how flash thompson has been gay since his conception and only like, 20% (maybe less) of writers in charge of writing him have actually realized it.

#persona 3 #persona 5 #ochako uraraka #tenya iida #spider family #sociallinkmax #questions #reply

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bleachpanda · 3 years ago

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Anime is cool now?

Recently, I was talking with one of my friends about dating apps because she thinks that I should try them hahaha, so when I told her that my hobbies were took geeky for “normal people”, she told me that apparently a lot of guys ask her if she watches anime LOL. Honestly, it was quite mindblowing to me, maybe because even though it’s 2022, I still feel like I’m living in the 2000s lol. Still can’t believe 2002 was 20 years ago, like dang, I’m too old to even be considered a Christmas cake anymore loll. Anyway, back on topic! I was rather surprised at how mainstream anime seems to have become in recent years, mainstream enough that my friend thinks that she’s the weird one for not watching anime at all, which is pretty funny tbh. But I guess it is understandable. Anime is becoming much more accessible with streaming services such as Netflix housing a couple, so even if you didn’t know about it before, you’ll still come across it. I guess I’ve just been so used to never having friends I could share my anime interest with that it’s just so baffling to me haha. I’ve never purposely hidden my interest in anime, but I do admit that I’ve seen enough negative perspectives and thoughts about it back in the day online and in real life to the point that I didn’t want to actively share my love for it.

However, as you can see for my Inktober 2021 drawings, I have been sharing my love for anime and games more on social media without a care in the world loll. I think the funniest thing right now is that I’m starting to realise how niche my interests are lol. When anime was still quite unknown, I was obsessed with it, like man, when I remember the days of Ultra Maniac and Love Hina, I’m like dang, I’m a fossil compared to the young kids these days. Anyway, even though manga is more popular than it used to be, since it doesn’t move etc, it has a stable popularity I guess haha, One of my first manga were Ichigo 100% and I’’s, honestly probably not the best manga for 12 year old me to read, but I read them and I loved them, and I still remember my feelings for them to this day lol! This is probably the reason why I love all the harem stories and I am totally not deterred by ecchi because Tenjou Tenge was my jam back in the dayy! Light novels are quite popular these days, and even though I like them, I definitely don’t read as much as others haha, I’m still trying to just read through Index😂 My most niche interest is probably collecting fountain pens but that’s got nothing to do with this haha.

Anyway, staying on topic, my most niche hobby is probably reading/playing visual novels and otome games. I guess if you think about it, visual novels and otome games are probably viewed similarly to how anime was back in the day. I’m not embarrassed about playing them, even if many people view them as “trashy” romance stories or think they’re all eroge, but I definitely don’t enjoy telling people who don’t know what they are about them, because the weird looks I get are quiteee memorable lol. I really don’t know where I want to go with this topic, but I guess I just started this post because I wondered why even though it seems like anime is mainstream now, why do I still feel like it’s hard to talk about the stuff I like? And I guess a big reason why is that the people I have encountered who do watch anime, they either watch anime I’m not interested in, or they only watch stuff like AoT, which isn’t bad or anything because people enjoy what they enjoy, even I’ve read the manga, so yeah, but I kinda just wish I found someone weird like me who likes Nagatoro or Kanojo x Kanojo or something haha. But anyway, another reason why is because I haven’t been watching as much anime as I used to when I was younger. I have been much more into playing visual novels and otome games nowadays, and these people are virtually impossible to find in real life haha! You can’t even detect them like with fountain pens lol!

All in all, I’m glad that anime is considered cool enough now that it’s one of the questions people can ask on dating apps without being judged as a geek or nerd, because everyone deserves to enjoy what they like without fear of being judged. Oh, and another thing to show how old I feel when I think about anime nowadays is the story I will always remember of how my sister joined the anime club in Macquarie Uni back in the day thinking she could find more things to watch, but when she joined, she had actually watched everything they had except Bottle Fairy or something LOL. When you compare it to the anime clubs these days, not only is it a completely different atmosphere and environment, but there is no way you’ll have watched every anime considering how much more accessible it is now haha. Like dude, I used to get my manga from bots on mIRC hahaha! Now we can legally buy so many different manga, join anime streaming services, and there are even manga subscription apps like Azuki, or even the super popular Korean webtoons on LINE webtoons. It’s crazy how much there is to offer these days in terms of anime and manga that I legit can’t keep up, but it’s such a happy thing to see. Even visual novels like Clannad were something I thought I would never see localised, but colour me surprised when I could buy it on Steam in English a couple of years ago! It’s just so wonderful to see how things are now compared to back then, because it’s crazy how I have a backlog for visual novels! I also have a backlog with JRPGs lol~😂 Anyway, cheers to people finding their communities and other fans~ it’s so much fun reading about how other people enjoy and love the same things you do.

P.S I know this post is alll over the post with my thoughts, but it has been a while since I blogged anything personal so yep~ I think I’m in a better place mentally now, so I do want to try ranting here and just talking about random stuff like I did back in the day, so yay to hopefully more posts?😄

#anime #manga #thoughts #how it feels to be old

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bluebxmfing · 7 years ago

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ship meme - logurt

Pro Ship Chart || Accepting!

General:

How long will they last? - For fucking ever

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It was slower for both of them. Neither of them were quite used to the idea that they might be into guys I guess. Especially when it comes to Logan. He was like “Lol no I’m straight. Right?? Right? Fuck. Nvm I think I’m,, bi?”Kurt however was like “Logan is a friend he’s a friend don’t fuck this up,”

How was their first kiss? - Awkward and frustrated but kinda cute.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Logan. Kurt wanted to make sure Logan was ready for it, so he lets him take the lead.

Who is the best man/men? -Kurt’s best men are Lars, Christian, and Hank. (Bonus, Rico is the flower boy. Kurt had Lysette custom-fit him for a tux.)Logan’s is Hank (they share him)(Bonus bonus; Wolfgang gives Kurt away as a joke but also not as a joke.)

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -Kurt’s are Rachel, Storm probably, Anna, Jubilee, and Kitty of course.Logan doesn’t have any lol.

Who did the most planning? -Kurt. Logan doesn’t fucking give a shit.

Who stressed the most? -Kurt.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -Kurt’s birth parents (Mystique shows up anyway in disguise and gets bitch slapped by Logan probably), Scott (Because Logan’s a petty bitch tbh),

Sex:

Who is on top? - LOGAN.

Who is the one to instigate things? -Either of them tbh. Kurt is the subtle teasing type but if Logan’s not getting it then Kurt just gonna be like “Ok come here and kiss me you big lumberjack.”

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? -Honestly it sort of depends on the kind of sex and like.. What they aiming for y’know? Or if it was more planned out or more spontaneous.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -Kurt always likes to make sure.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - They’re. Both guys.

How many children will they adopt? -Do the bamfs count?I feel like Logan sort of subconsciously adopts people y’know? Like Jubilee and X-23 are lowkey his children. Also all of his students.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -They are not fit to take care of an infant--But Kurt would try because he knows Logan has a sensitive nose.

Who is the stricter parent? -Logan but he knows when to let Kurt be sensitive with them.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -Kurt. Then smacks Logan for encouraging them but secretly is like “Yes kick the bully’s ass I got ur backpack hon”

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -Kurt loves to cook.

Who is the more loved parent? -Honestly probably Kurt. Poor Logan.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?Kurt just to fuck with the soccer moms.

Who cried the most at graduation? -Neither of them. They must. Remain. Strong.Kurt is super excited though.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -Logan.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Kurt!!

Who is the most picky in their food choice? -Neither of them really care but probably Logan cause him senses are easily overstimulated.

Who does the grocery shopping? -Both of them because Kurt needs a wrangler.

How often do they bake desserts? -Kurt enjoys baking and Logan likes the smell so they sit in the kitchen together reading while it bakes. They bake a lot more in the winter because it warms the room easily.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Meat holy shit the house bleeds beef jerky.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -Logan. Kurt tries but Logan just comes out of fucking nowhere with that shit.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? -Kurt for dinner, Logan for drinks.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? -Logan.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Kurt

Who is really against chores? -Neither of them tbh

Who cleans up after the pets? -The bamfs clean up after themselves.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -Logan.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -lol both of them,,,

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -Logan

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Kurt likes nice long baths. Logan doesn’t see the point in a long bath but doesn’t mind a slightly longer shower on occasion.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? -Kurt will do anything if it means he gets to wander around outside.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -Kurt is serious about decorating. He and Logan have the best Halloween decorations on the fucking block. Kurt competes with the neighbors during Christmas and always wins because he can teleport and climb odd surfaces.

What are their goals for the relationship? -Stick together.Maybe ask Ororo if she’d like some polyamory.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -Logan.

Who plays the most pranks? -KURT,,,

#Anonymous #Logurt #File ; Kurt Wagner #File ; Logan

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souldast · 6 years ago

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hades n eleos for whatever part of the memes u wanna do : /

General:

Rate the Ship -

How long will they last? - I don’t know, mate. I just don’t know.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I wouldn’t say they’re in love. It’s more like them both trying to atone for what they believe is their fact by providing affection to each other. It’s odd and not all that healthy, but they genuinely like each other and support each other throughout the eternity that is their godhood. It’s odd, because the incarnations of Hades/Persephone usually never take lovers.

How was their first kiss? - Surprisingly tender. Hades is gentle when he wants to be.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Hades?

Who is the best man/men? - Hade’s family and Arceus were the only people who attended. Family only.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Nobody lol

Who did the most planning? - Hades

Who stressed the most? - Definetly Eleos

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Mortal humans.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Hades lets her top because he’s afraid of hurting her.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Both because if one get frisky, so does the other.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Ridiculously long

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes but only because it’s eleos we’re talking about.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Two.

How many children will they adopt? - Adoption? What’s that??

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Whoever gets custody

Who is the stricter parent? - HADES

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Eleos. Raising what would be the Antichrist is kinda hard

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Eleos, always

Who is the more loved parent? - I don’t know, actually

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Whoever the vessel for Kyogre is because Poseidon (?) wants to be a good uncle

Who cried the most at graduation? - The longest Eleos ever cried tbh

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - BAIL OUT YOUR CHILD BY SENDING EVERYONE TO HELL

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Nobody eats unless it’s ambrosia

Who is the most picky in their food choice? -

Who does the grocery shopping? -

How often do they bake desserts? -

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -

Who is more likely to suggest going out? -

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Fuck that, we live in the Distortion World

Who is really against chores? - No chores are needed

Who cleans up after the pets? - Not necessary either

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Eleos is the only one who bathes. Hades doesn’t need to in his dimension and he doesn’t like going to the overworld

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - bark???

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Hades gets sad every Christmas so Eleos comforts him

What are their goals for the relationship? - To help each cope with the mental trauma of being a vessel to their respective legendaries and ease each other’s pain as much as they could.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Eleos lol

Who plays the most pranks? - NO PRANKS IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

#estrellawn

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i-can-be-king-again · 4 years ago

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Has the person you like ever seen you in your pajamas? Nope

Did the last person you kissed celebrate your last birthday with you? No, that person dumped me a couple years ago and we stopped talking after a while

What’s the first word of the last text message you received? “okay”

Do you think you’ve changed at all over the past year? I’m being less of a pushover than I've been before and being less of a perfectionist in front of ppl

Is there a song that reminds you of your ex? Do you still listen to that song? “In my head” by Ariana Grande, I listen to it sometimes to remind myself that I'm better off without them

Did you tag anyone in your last Facebook status? I don’t use Facebook as much anymore

How do you behave when you’re drunk? Never been drunk, but I was super tense when I was buzzed lol

What is your least favorite type of chocolate? White chocolate, it makes my stomach hurt lol

When was the last time you felt disappointed? What was the reason? Last week when I felt like I'm not improving in my self defense class, but I'm always disappointed in that lol

Is there someone that can make you smile, even when you feel like crying? There’s a couple people that can

Is there a certain person on your mind right now? Tell me about him/her. My boyfriend

You’re getting ready to go to bed, and the last person you kissed shows up, what do you do? Tell them to get tf out my house lol

What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? I’m so goddamn lonely lol

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Probably not

Are you okay right now? I’m never ok tbh lol

What time did you get up today? around 8:30 am

When was the last time you saw your mom? As of writing this right now, about 10 minutes ago

What is the last thing you drank today? Water

Do you dislike/hate anyone? Trump, my self defense teacher, and this stupid guy in my self defense class

Where is your best friend right now? Probably at home

When will your next kiss be? I’m not going to predict that because I don’t want to jinx the possibility lol

Will you be up before 7 am tomorrow? Hell no lol

Does anyone completely understand you? My therapist, I think

Who was the last girl you hugged outside of family? A couple years ago I think

Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? No

What will you be doing in 3 hours? Playing games

How often do you straighten your hair? I already have straight hair so I don’t need to do that

What are you currently looking forward to? This stupid pandemic and trump’s presidency to be over

Is tomorrow gonna be a good day? What are you going to do? Probably not lol, mostly waste time

Who did you last hang out with? The person I'm dating(?) at the moment

Did anyone see your last kiss? Nope

Could things possibly get any better? I hope so ugh

Do you know who you’ll even kiss next? I have no clue!

Do you ever sleep in jeans? No, that sounds really uncomfortable

Name something you dislike about the day you’re having? Anxiety and lack of sleep

Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night? No

Are you in love lately? No

How often do you see your ex? Never, thank god lol

Who was the last person to text you? My friend

Did you like anyone last summer? Not really

Do you replay things that have happened in your head? All the time!

Who was the last person you stayed up with till 2am? My friend

Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? yes!! I’m fine with either one lol

Are you currently in a relationship? Nope

Do you use a full length mirror daily? Rarely

Would you be shocked if the person you have feelings for texted you? No

Is there anyone you wish you could fix things with? Not really

What are you planning on doing after this? Probably play some games

Is there a girl you would do anything for? Yep!

Who IMed you on facebook last? An old classmate from college

How old are you? 27

Do you love dogs? I love them!!

Were you finished childhood and teens when Harry Potter movies came out? No, they started coming out when I was in elementary school

Did you keep all your VHS tapes? Some of them yeah

Do you think Jack Nicholson is a good actor? Yeah I think so

Have you ever watched an episode of “The Honeymooners”? No

Have you ever owned a pair of high-top Converse? No

Do you have rain boots with a cute pattern on them? I don’t own any rainbows lol

Would you rather eat an apple or an orange right now? Orange

Would you rather do a cartwheel on land or a backflip in water? Cartwheel

Have you ever performed on stage in front of people? Not performed, but one time I saw a comedian at a small venue and they had me come up on stage with him to be his “personal assistant” because I looked super young for my age, it was really fun lmao

Were you kinda scared of the goths in high school? Not scared, but mostly intimidated lol

What size is your mattress?(single,twin,double,queen,king) Full size

Do you eat foods from all 4 food groups everyday? I don’t eat meat so no lol

Do you sleep in PJs? Yes

Do you prefer watching TV or listening to music? I’m ok with either one

Would you rather watch a movie in theatre or at home? Depends on the movie I'm seeing in the theater

Do you prefer brown or white rice? Brown

Do you like spaghetti? Spaghetti is pretty good

What about lasagna? Lasagna is pretty good too

Do you celebrate Christmas? Sort of

Is your Thanksgiving celebrated in October too? No..? I've never heard of that tf lol

Do you like chocolate bars? Not really, I like chocolate in other forms lol

what about ice cream? nah, it hurts my teeth when I eat it

Have you ever been stung by anything? What was it? Mostly mosquitoes lol

Do you get tired easily? Sometimes

Or do you always have plenty of energy to spare? Never lol

Have you ever done volunteer work? Where? I volunteered to help office workers at red cross What about court-ordered community service? No

Have you ever worn contacts?(even just to try them out) I tried but they were too hard to take out and they were uncomfortable

Would you wear contacts on a daily basis? yes if they were easier to take out lol

Are your ears pierced? How many times? Nope

Do you have GOD-GIVEN(not dyed) natural brown hair too? I have natural brown hair but from genetics lol

Or were you born blonde? No

Have you found a gray hair on your head or body before? Not yet lol

Have you ever had any suspicious moles removed? Nope

Have you ever been screened for STDs? No

Are all your wisdom teeth pulled? not yet

Did you have your tonsils taken out? No

Did you have your appendix taken out? No

How many kidneys do you have?(have you donated one?) I have both of them

Would you(to save someone)?^^^ If it’s a close family member yeah

Have you ever found a bug or slug in your salad? no thank god

Do you like Harry Potter? not really

What about Twilight? I liked it when I was younger, but not now How do you feel about Lord of the rings? It’s kind of boring lol

Are you going to see ‘The Hobbit’ when it comes out? I saw, it was ok

Do you have a glass that says ‘Molson Canadian’ on it? No

Do you have any collector’s glasses or cups or mugs? Nope

Would you rather have a white fridge or a black fridge or a stainless steel fridge? Stainless steel

What size shoe do you wear? 7-7.5 womens

Do you have a wide foot or a narrow foot or just average? Narrow

Do you bite your nails when you’re stressed? No

Do you have to take an allergy pill daily in order to live normally? No

Are you on the birth control pill? No

Or are you trying to get pregnant? I’m trying not to get pregnant, but I use condoms instead

You’d rather wear black sneakers or sneakers in a bright color or pattern? black sneakers

Has anyone ever told you they were attracted to you? Yes

Can you swim well in water way above your head? yep

Are you afraid of thunder & lightening? No, I love them lol

Have you ever experienced an earthquake? yes

What about a tornado? No

Are you closer to your dad?(more so than your mom) I’m a lot closer to my mom

Were you your parents’ first born? Yes

Do you have a child? Is the father still with you? No

Did you trade stickers at recess when you were a kid? No

How old were you when you had your first crush? Do you remember their name? I think I was 10, I don’t remember their name

Can you even remember what the hell they looked like? Not at all lol

Have you ever operated any type of motorized vehicle before? A car

Are you going to drink alcohol tonight? Nope

Have you ever heard of the Canadian kids show called “Mr. Dressup”? No

What about the kids show “Fred Penner’s Place”? No

Did you hate Sesame Street when you were little too? I've never watched it so I can’t have a valid opinion of it

Were you born perfectly healthy or with some(or a lot) of health issues? I had semi severe stomach problems when I was a baby, and still have them now lol

Do you collect DVDs? Nah, I just rent them

Do you download music? Yes

Or do you still go to stores and buy CDs? No

Did you skip(jumo-rope) a lot as a kid? Sometimes

Did you ever catch any bugs or insects with your friends as a kid? roly polies and ladybugs

Didn’t you just LOVE art class in elementary school?! I don’t remember having an art class back then lol

Have you ever played dodgeball? Yes, I'm pretty good at dodging but not throwing

What about Red Rover? No

Have you ever played “What time is it mr. wolf?”? It sounds familiar but I don’t remember it

Do you hate your weight? I’m fine with it

Have you ever struggled with a mental illness? yes and still do lol

Serious question, peanut butter or nutella? Peanut butter

Have you ever stepped on a snail? yeah, on accident :/

Do you prefer baked potatoes or mashed potatoes? Mashed

Do you prefer ankle socks over regular socks? Ankle socks

Last movie you’ve seen in theaters? Sonic the hedgehog lmao

What is your oldest sibling’s middle name? I don’t know their middle name oops, I think it’s the same name as my dad though

Have you ever been to Disneyland or Disney World? Both

Would you ever go backpacking across any country? Nah, not interested

Would you prefer to travel around the world by yourself or with a friend? With a friend

Do you like breadsticks? Not really

Do you usually wear shorts around your house all year long? No, my house gets cold a lot

What state were you born in? California

Have you ever had a nose bleed? Never had one

How far away do you live from your birthplace? An hour maybe?

Do you have a weak stomach? yes, I hate it ugh

Do you know anybody who has been diagnosed with cancer? No

Have you ever had to take care of an intoxicated person? No

Have you ever considered becoming a lawyer? Not at all

Do you *really* like donuts? Hell yeah I do!

Do you think Disney World could ever get old? If I went there all the time, then yeah

If you could, would you hookup with the last person you texted? I don’t like hooking up with people :/

What are your favorite things to spend money on? Games, art supplies, clothes

Will you talk to the person you like on the phone tonight? Probably not

What do you usually order on a pizza? vegan cheese with veggies on it Do you and your boyfriend/girlfriend fight a lot? I don't have one 😭

Who’s the first person with the letter “m” in your contacts? My cousin

Which would you rather have a new puppy or kitten? Puppy!!!!!

How old will you be on your next birthday? 28 😱

What color are your underwear? That’s confidential information lmao

Do you ever feel self-conscious when you eat around other people? All the time, I always have to eat in an area with little to no people. It sucks

#personal #about me #survey

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lejojotrash · 7 years ago

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How would la squadra chill with their s/o on a Saturday night? Lets say she gets along with the group for the most part.

Omg. I freaking love La Squadra. Thank you Anon for requesting this. La Squadra chilling with s/o on a Saturday night:

Ghiaccio:

- He doesn’t. I repeat. Ghiaccio (even though ironically he’s an ice stand user) does not chill.

- He rants and rants a lot about his team and other unimportant things like a bitchy teenage girl, but you don’t really listen. You’ve grown used to his rants ever since you realized you had to deal with him until you died or he died. (You hoped that wouldn’t happen soon. You liked him a lot).

- Instead you just stare at the TV, chewing on some popcorn, humming occasionally to let your boyfriend know that you were kinda listening.

- Ghiaccio knew you weren’t paying attention to him, and that pissed him off even more. He stops his rant, a cold glare in his eye towards you.

- “Are you even listening to me?”

- You note the serious tone in your beloved angry boy’s voice and you knew you were probably in deep shit.how's - “Yeah! Of course I am! Somethin’ about Melone being a shit head…”

- Um. No S/o. He was talking about how Formaggio being a shit head and how shitty his stand was. Close but no cigar.

- “Ugh! I can’t believe you aren’t listening to me!” And he storms off little a bitchy teenage girl, and you had to ditch your show and popcorn to follow him.

- You cling on to his knees while he’s walking, and beg for forgiveness. You wonder how long until he forgives you.

- This was a regular sight at the base of La Squadra: Ghiaccio getting angry and you being dragged by him and getting first degree rug burns. It’s still an amusing site for all of them.

Pesci:

- That poor fish is gonna be dragged by you everywhere (much to Prosciutto’s distaste).

- You two were the newer members of La Squadra, but you were the more rambunctious one and Pesci decides it’s easier to stick by a new member like you (or just Prosciutto in general) .

- You wanted to go out of the base and just mess around outside with a whole arsenal of ideas to do in Italy with your’s and Pesci’s stand.

- Pesci (and Prosciutto) thinks this is a terrible idea, but you just looked so happy, and being the weak willed guy that he is, he goes along with it.

- From fishing by the pond to sitting on top of the building with Beach Boy taking wallets and giving people wedgies, you and Pesci have a lot of fun.

- “Beach Boy is such a cool stand. I wish I had it.”

- Pesci blushes and stutters, defending your own stand and saying how it’s better at combat than his and praising it.

- You blush too and grin sheepishly, and you took Pesci’s hand and stand up.

- “Come on, Pesci. Let’s go home and show everybody your profits.”

- He really likes the feeling of your hand in his.Risotto (No. 1 Rice Dad):

- Risotto works a lot, and he barely gets any sleep. So you two spend your Saturday nights in bed.

- You were the one that spoke for the both of you, with you just telling him about work and other trivial things that makes him amused. He sometimes adds to the conversation, but that was occasionally.

- You could tell by his groggy tone that he was just tired, but he tried to stay awake for you, despite all the exhaustion he’s had throughout the week.

- Risotto may be a serious and deadly assassin but when he’s near you, he’s a bit softer. The team notices but they don’t want to point it out.

- Eventually your weird ramblings, and the sound of your voice put him to sleep, as evident by the soft snores that come out of his mouth.

- Awww. He looks so peaceful, but too bad you couldn’t see it in the dark.

- “I love you, Risotto.” It was a quiet dedication in the dark, a vow that you’ll stay by him no matter what.

-However, he hears the confession, he’s not that deep of a sleeper, years of being an assassin and fighting for your life can make you into a light sleeper, alert at any time. He feels warm inside, and a smile threatens to appear on his face.

- And then the two of you sleep, both listening to the sound of each other’s breaths.Formaggio:

- Formaggio and you do what every other couple does on a Saturday night and just go on a date.

- The two of you hold hands and you laugh at Formaggio’s terrible jokes because they’re so bad it’s funny.

- The both of you normally go to the theaters and watch whatever movie they’re playing and make fun of it.

- It’s incredibly disruptive because of Formaggio and your teasing, it’s really worse if you two watch a Rom-Com. During a horror film, you two try to predict the jump scares that would happen, and just make fun of the protagonists in the horror flick.

- “Seriously? He trips again? What the hell is wrong with him?” “That guy seriously needs to learn how to run, babe.”

- Eventually you two are threatened by some employee who works at the theater, but Formaggio gives him a glare and uses Little Feet to shrink him, and squishes him like an ant.

- Nobody messes with him and his date while they’re out. Nobody.Melone:

- Melone is a 100% romantic, would probably take you on a date like Formaggio, but the two of you just wander aimlessly around the city, people watching.

- You’d probably eat gelato with him or something cheap (He’d probably ask you to feed him tbh).

- Melone makes the conversation, asking you a lot of questions and telling you a lot of things about the habits of people around you two while people watching, showing off his knowledge and how smart he is. (You were impressed).

- However, Melone eyes a woman not so far away, screaming curses and throwing a hissy fit. Hm…

- You notice her too, and you know about Melone’s creepy as hell stand, Baby Face. You sigh softly.

- “Go ahead. Just don’t cheat on me, Melone.”

- He looks happy, like a child who got their Christmas gift early, but he’s scandalized by the comment of him cheating on you. He would never!

- He gives you a reassuring, deep kiss (you could still taste the gelato) that made you really weak in the knees.

- “That woman over there may be the perfect mother for Baby Face, but you are the perfect mother for my own child, amore mio.” Well hot damn…

- And so you sigh dreamily at Melone who is currently harassing that lady about children.Illusio:

- On your Saturday nights with Illusio, you two are the base, reading books on the couch, with your head situated on Illusio’s lap, holding the book in the air, and Illusio leaning on the arm rest, book in one hand, and the other hand playing with your hair.

- Sometimes you two would read to each other.

- Occasionally the two of you would fall asleep like this, with Illusio dropping his book on the side of the couch, and then you dropping your book on your face, making you shoot upwards and throwing the book somewhere, and Illusio would wake up too.

- “W-What’s wrong?” He’s slightly startled from waking up so suddenly.

- “I dropped my book on my face… Shit, I can’t remember what page I’m on!” He laughs at your situation, but then he remembers that he too dropped his book… What part was he on again? Shit.

- Eventually the two of you give up, trying to find out what page you left off since both of you accidentally spoil the book for yourselves by looking for the page.Prosciutto (No. 1 Mom):

- There is no relaxing for Mom. There is only paperwork and looking after Pesci

- You, being the attention starved person that you were, tried to get Prosciutto’s attention in many ways, he just gets more irritated and tired each time though.

- He’s tired and you know it, he can’t hide shit from you because you know him.

- “You need a break, babe.”

- He doesn’t listen to your comment, nor cast a glance at you, and so no desperate calls come desperate measures.

- Did you know seduction was the most powerful weapon a person can have? It doesn’t matter if they can stop time or create fire or see into the future and erase time.

- You run your hands from your boyfriend’s shoulders to his chest and you were close to his ear and in a low, sultry tone, “Babe, you need a break.”

- Formaggio looks at you and really looks at you from your half-lidded eyes to your parted, soft lips. He’s conflicted between choosing paperwork for La Squadra and you. Seriously?

- “It seems that I’ve been neglecting you, tesoro mio,” He states. No shit, Sherlock. “I do need to release some stress from all of this paperwork.” He stands from his desk, his eyes staring you down like a predator. “Shall we take this into the bedroom?”

- Well at least you got him to take a break.This is the longest thing I’ve ever written and I love it. I love La Squadra and anything La Squadra. Please request more of this fabulous group!

#la squadra #la squadra di esecuzione #Jjba #jjba headcannon #Risotto Nero #Formaggio #proscuitto #Pesci #Illusio #ghiaccio #Melone

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the-misfit-muses · 7 years ago

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kairi and carmine for the ultimate ship meme :3

I just got the biggest grin on my face XD

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

How long will they last? - FOREVER, hopefully

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Because my memory is shit I sadly don’t remember, but i’m 99% sure it was kinda a slow burn right?

How was their first kiss? - GENTLE, CARING AND SLOW

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Carmine

Who is the best man/men? - Romano and James of course (And Carmine S?)

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - SIENNA OF COURSE

Who did the most planning? - I feel like Kairi did tbh but Carmine tried his best

Who stressed the most? - k a i r i, thought Carmine did stress right before the ceremony. Pre wedding jitters and worries is all

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (Kairi wouldn’t let him make it be a massive wedding so they ‘compromised’ on a big ballroom}

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Kairi’s damn uncle

Sex:

Who is on top? - Carmine~~

Who is the one to instigate things? - I think they both do it tbh

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Normally? Couple rounds probably

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Carmine likes to be fair so yes XD

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Kairi’s too scared of a big family, so maybe 3 max

How many children will they adopt? - Probably 1 or 2 because she knows what it’s like to be an orphan, so she wants to make a few children as happy as can be

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Kairi, but she tries her best to force Carmine to do it. (Otherwise she chases him around the house with a dirty diaper)

Who is the stricter parent? - Kairi of course

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Kairi. Carmine encourages it 99% of the time

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Kairi! Carmine likes to help tho

Who is the more loved parent? - They’re both loved the same tbh

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Kairi, as much as she hates them. She doesn’t trust Carmine/Carmine doesn’t trust himself to go so she does

Who cried the most at graduation? - I think they both cried tbh

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - BOTH OF EM

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Hmm.. I’d say they both cook about the same

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Carmine?

Who does the grocery shopping? - K a i r i . Since Carmine always complains about how expensive things are (if she let him shop they’d be living off steak and ramen)

How often do they bake desserts? - Every Sunday!

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - fucking m e a t

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Carmine!

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Carmine

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - CARMINE AF

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - They both clean (Kairi forces him to but)

Who is really against chores? - MOTHERFUCKING C A R M I N E

Who cleans up after the pets? - Kairi

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - CARMINE

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Kairi

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - James did!

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Kairi takes longer ones, mostly because she uses the time alone to reflect on her life and (sadly) think about the causes of her scars

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They both would do it

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Every holiday! (Though on Christmas they don’t decorate as much because of Eve)

What are their goals for the relationship? - To live happily ever after

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both of em tbh, but more so Carmine. (Kairi hates sleeping in but then again loves it)

Who plays the most pranks? - CARMINE

#this made me smile ok #asks #fav #la-vie-cn-rose

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santigoldsaint · 7 years ago

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Throws Ryan at you for the ship meme

ULTIMATE SHIP | Accepting Sel. | @sortamaliicious

General:

How long will they last? - lmfao well, as long as Ryan can keep his secret.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Technically it’s still happening??? Like Nobody’s said anything but they’re kinda together, kinda in limbo. It’s weird.

How was their first kiss? - Hasn’t happened yet.

Wedding:

Who proposed? -

Who is the best man/men? -

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -

Who did the most planning? -

Who stressed the most? -

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -

Sex:

Who is on top? - Two words: Power struggle.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Nianie

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - I’m gonna stick my leg out and say a solid hour or two... only because of the Kink lmao

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Eh, depends really.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 0

How many children will they adopt? - Technically Sofia, so one

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Nianie

Who is the stricter parent? - Nianie, I’m not fully convinced Ryan wouldn’t give Sofia a rocket launcher if she asked.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - NIANIE

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Ryan, Usually when Nianie’s too tired.

Who is the more loved parent? - They both are, for different reasons

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - NEITHER OF THEM, They’ll kill Susan if she makes ONE MORE snide remarks about the lemonbars they brought

Who cried the most at graduation? - Nianie, because she’s wimp

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - lmao bail, you mean break them out of holding, bc BOTH.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Nianie

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Ryan

Who does the grocery shopping? - It’s a shared chore tbh.

How often do they bake desserts? - Nianie does so on the regular, we’re not entirely sure how great a baker Ryan is.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Nianie will eat salads and green vegetables, Ryan begrudgingly with a little push from Nianie ( i imagine )

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Nianie, bc she’s sentimental like that bye

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Also Nianie, She can’t stay in one place for too long after all.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - I’m pretty sure they both know their way around a kitchen well enough to avoid fires....

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Nianie, she’s usually always cleaning

Who is really against chores? - Sofia ( lmao )

Who cleans up after the pets? - Ryan, Nianie doesn’t really like cleaning up after the pets. Especially, like... excrement.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither of them?? They’re both pretty anal about keeping a clean house.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Nianie, Dependent on who the guest is

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Probably Ryan, lbrh. Nianie is less lucky in these endeavors

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Nianie, She has an entire 45 minute routine for showering. It takes at least 30 min to wash all her hair plus she just likes pampering herself.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Ryan

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Nianie usually only insists on Halloween and Christmas because they’re her favorite holidays.

What are their goals for the relationship? - I literally have no idea, fam

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Neither of them? I assume they rise pretty early considering their proclivity for yknow, paranoia and the like.

Who plays the most pranks? - You know what.... I think it’d have to be Ryan, at least once he’s gotten comfortable. SPIDER IN THE BREAD BOX, ANYONE.

#phew this was longer than I thought lmao #but I think I got them p good yeah??????#sortamaliicious #a | MOUTH OFF ( answered )#asks #ask

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ladybcar-a · 7 years ago

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lyanna/stefan :))

the ultimate ship meme || @thecarnival

General:

How long will they last? - At the very least, until the end of Lyanna’s lifespan. Of course, if he or Vladimir change her, potentially forever. ;)

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Their relationship often walks the line between platonic and romantic, and I don’t think they ever truly define it until they’ve decided to formally become mates. One moment, they’re building a friendship, the next they’re casually hooking up, and before you know it they’re holding hands, constantly close to one another, and generally just being adorable together.

How was their first kiss? - Definitely done out of lust, and perhaps out of need for some kind of positive interaction on Lyanna’s part ? I feel like it’d happen at a time when Lyanna is particularly vulnerable, missing home, and she kinda just snatches Stefan by the collar and goes for it.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - I feel like Stefan would bring it up, but they’d discuss it and come toa decision together.

Who is the best man/men? - Vladimir, duh.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Is Lyanna’s family invited ? If so, probably all of her sisters lbr.

Who did the most planning? - On the real though, these two would put as little effort forth as possible. I don’t think having a big wedding is particularly important to either of them. It would just be a formality, symbolic of a union they’ve already promised themselves to.

Who stressed the most? - Neither. They’re both cool as cucumbers. B)

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - lmao fuck u Aro and ur stupid coven.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Lyanna. Reasons are obvious.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Tbh, probably Lyanna more than Stefan. I feel like he has his moments, but she’s far needier for that kind of intimacy than he probably is.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - I feel like the amount of time they spend actually doing the act is fairly average—-perhaps on the longer side if they feel like teasing. That being said, they probably go for more than one round once they’re in bed together.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - If any at all, it’d have to be one, assuming it doesn’t destroy itself and Lyanna first. :))))

How many children will they adopt? - Honestly, I’m not really even sure they’d want a child together in the first place, so probably none. One, if they don’t conceive naturally.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Lyanna.

Who is the stricter parent? - Lyanna.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Lyanna.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Stefan. He makes excellent sandwiches, too.

Who is the more loved parent? - I think they’d be equally loved, for different reasons. Lyanna might be stricter, but she’s also got jokes, and I feel that any child of Lyanna and Stefan’s would very much enjoy her torment of Uncle Vladimir. I feel like Stefan’s the cool, fun dad that occasionally bypasses Mom’s word in favor of what the child wants.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Lyanna is the fucking PTA president. Duh.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Lyanna.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Both of them.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Stefan.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Well, Stefan doesn’t eat human food so… But Lyanna isn’t super picky to begin with. I think being with Stefan probably makes her far more open to trying different things, though, considering his mastery in the kitchen.

Who does the grocery shopping? - They go together. And it’s really cute. Please imagine Stefan with his little shopping list of things to buy for dishes he wants to make, and teaching Lyanna how to pick out good fruits and veggies.

How often do they bake desserts? - Probably more often than they should. Lyanna doesn’t know she has such a sweet tooth ‘til she gets with Stefan.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Lyanna prefers meat…in more ways than one. ;)

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Stefan.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Lyanna.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Vladimir Lyanna.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Team effort ? Assuming it ever gets messy tbh. I feel like they both like to maintain neatness in their quarters.

Who is really against chores? - Neither.

Who cleans up after the pets? - If they had pets, Lyanna would be more likely to I think.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Stefan.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither tbh.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Stefan. Lyanna isn’t that fuckin’ lucky.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Lyanna.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They go together of course.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Lyanna is way more into it than she seems. She’s not, like, Jack Skellington around Halloween and Christmas crazy, but she definitely likes to get festive. Stefan just goes along with it because it makes her happy.

What are their goals for the relationship? - Honestly ? Just to live some semblance of a happy life together—-which is honestly probably more difficult for them than it seems. Vampire/human relationships don’t typically end in anything but tragedy.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Lyanna. Because vampires do not sleep.

Who plays the most pranks? - Stefan, but don’t think that Lyanna doesn’t get him back somehow.

#thecarnival #{ to answer the call | answered }#long post #{ i don't follow the advice of kitchen aprons —- but i will for you | stefan & lyanna }

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aromanticwhore · 4 years ago

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Analogical

General:

How long will they last? - Forever and ever

How was their first kiss? - It was after they had decided to start dating and it was kinda awkward but like cute as hell cause they were both so happy afterwards

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Virgil fell for him before Logan did, and it took a while to actually get together cause Virgil’s anxious and Logan pretends not to feel.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Virgil

Who is the best man/men? - Remus was Virgil’s best man, Roman was Logans’s

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - All the other sides ig

Who did the most planning? - It was probably equal tbh, cause Virgil was trying to keep Logan from having to do as much work as he wanted.

Who stressed the most? - Virgil

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Nobody they were all vibin

Sex:

Who is on top? - They switch

Who is the one to instigate things? - Normally Logan but Virgil does a lot

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - I dunno man

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Normally

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - They’re gay

How many children will they adopt? - I’m not sure they would, but probably only one if they do

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Virgil

Who is the stricter parent? - Logan

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Logan, Virgil cheers them on

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Both of them

Who is the more loved parent? - Depends on the day

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? They go together

Who cried the most at graduation? - Virgil

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Virgil

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Logan

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Neither are but Virgil’s a bit more

Who does the grocery shopping? - Both

How often do they bake desserts? - Not too often

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Salad

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Virgil

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Virgil

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Virgil

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Logan

Who is really against chores? - Neither

Who cleans up after the pets? - Virgil

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Virgil

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Virgil

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -Virgil

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Logan

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Virgil, sometimes they go together

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They go way over the top for halloween, Christmas doesn’t get as much. Those are the only holidays they decorate for.

What are their goals for the relationship? - I dunno man

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - VIrgil

Who plays the most pranks? - Logan

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maidensword · 7 years ago

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Arthur and art for the ship meme tho man

@korrhaphi / otp meme / accepting

General:

How long will they last? - uhm?? forever and ever.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - hm… this is kinda hard? I think it was always there? They just couldn’t identify the feelings, and it was a long, long ride. I mean, Artemisia had always admired Arthur in some way, but at first there was a certain dislike, which then turned into a friendship, and only then love. It was a process.

How was their first kiss? - first time it was,, complete sexual tension. and then they had a re-do, which was soft & perfect.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Arthur, honestly. Artemisia was probably thinking about it, though.

Who is the best man/men? - Merlin and Gwaine

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Berta, 100%. She starts crying more than Artemisia does.

Who did the most planning? - Well, their bonding would’ve been super spontaneous, so there was like, no planning involved, but the wedding? I feel like Artemisia left that up to Arthur, apart from some minor details and her dress. She would’ve really freaked out otherwise, simply because its too much.

Who stressed the most? - I think Arthur didn’t stress all that much, but Artemisia did a lot, even though she tried to stay away from the entire thing. It was just a lot all at once, especially when most of her life she told herself marriage was the worst thing she could imagine for herself. But she knew she was sure about it. The preparations were just a lot to take in.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. ( but their bonding was fuck-it-all. exactly artemisia’s style )

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Artemisia’s father. Fuck that guy. also her ex-girlfriend bc we don’t talk about that.

Sex:

Who is on top? - It depends. At the start, its mostly Arthur, but once Artemisia becomes a bit more confident/comfortable with sex, she definitely takes initiate. She’s a naturally pretty likely to take charge, so.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Both tbh. And they’re not subtle at all.

How healthy is their sex life? -Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Like, a normal amount of time. It ranges sometimes, though, on how tired they are, etc.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes. They make sure the other enjoys it, even in their earlier days. Its,, ridiculously easy to make Art orgasm, though, so she might get more out of it, but, yes.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - three

How many children will they adopt? - uhm?? all of camelot’s children are like,, unofficially adopted by them so.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Honestly? Arthur

Who is the stricter parent? - I feel like neither of them are too strict, but if they are, its in different ways. In general, probably Artemisia, bc Arthur is just a lot more prone to spoiling them, but?? Listen they’re soft as Fuck to their kids.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Arthur.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Merlin.

Who is the more loved parent? - Their kids adore them both.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Artemisia is forbidden bc she gets too fucking heated.

Who cried the most at graduation? - They both did?? Artemisia bawled her eyes out hardcore. Arthur is like ‘single tear’ before breaking down to Art.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Lmao. Artemisia. High fives the kid on the way out before ‘don’t ever do it again or I’m letting your dad bail you out next time.’

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - They’re both kind of awful tbh. Helena comes in to cook sometimes and clutches at her head trying to teach them both.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Arthur. Artemisia can’t deal.

Who does the grocery shopping? - They both do it together tbqh.

How often do they bake desserts? - Artemisia learns how to stress bake. so.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Artemisia actually likes salad more, but they make both? it really depends on what they feel like.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Arthur, the dumb sap.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Arthur as well.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Listen,,, its Arthur. But its okay. Artemisia gets close too.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Artemisia. She’s very used to keeping her space clean. Arthur is just like. ‘This is why we have maids.’

Who is really against chores? - Arthur probably complains more, but they both do them with some persuasion.

Who cleans up after the pets? - If they had any, I feel like Artemisia would.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Arthur.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - tbh they’re both pretty chill.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Artemisia.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - They both take a while. Artemisia loves baths. So much. One time it was like ‘lets shower together to save water’. It didn’t work out that way.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Artemisia would love to.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Not often, but they probably would for christmas.

What are their goals for the relationship? - Marriage, kids, all that cute shit.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Arthur probably?? lbr he’s pulled Artemisia back into bed and they woke up at 2 pm completely disoriented way too many times.

Who plays the most pranks? - Artemisia. And Arthur is so done.

#( im deCEASED )#korrhaphi #╰ ✰ ﹡ . ° ⟡ 「 BUT YOU'RE A KING AND I'M A LIONHEART 」artemisia & arthur // korrhaphi

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escriimatiic-archive-blog · 7 years ago

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DID I HEAR SHIPPING MEME?!?!?!

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

@huntress-earthtwo

General:

How long will they last? - As long as she’s willing to put up with his shit

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - They had one of those slow burning crushes like Dick and Babs did and it took forever for them to actually admit it

How was their first kiss? - way too rushed and awkward probably

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Dick, probably more than once

Who is the best man/men? - Wally was his best man and he had a gaggle of Robins as groomsmen

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - um, idk? Batgirls?

Who did the most planning? - They probably did it mostly together

Who stressed the most? - Probably Dick tbh

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. [[they insisted against the fancy]]

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - um criminals and assholes? They spent most of it separating Tim and Damian over and over as it is

Sex:

Who is on top? - Usually Dick but that can change

Who is the one to instigate things? - They both have their moments. Dick instigates it more often but when Helena does it’s like 100000000% more effective.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head [[I can’t imagine them getting too weird]]

How long do they normally last? - Well, considering they probably first did it while he was wearing he Robin panties, probably decently long at this point

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - That’s a pretty big thing with them. They are pretty rooted in like a mutual love and such and don’t just have sex for the lols so it’s pretty important to both of them that the other is enjoying this more.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - probably like one or two max

How many children will they adopt? - that’s Bruce’s job, they run the Robin daycare

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Helena is probably at home more and ends up doing them but when Dick’s home he’ll do them

Who is the stricter parent? - Helena, Dick rolls over and lets them do whatever they want

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Probably both of them

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Dick

Who is the more loved parent? - Probably Dick because he’ll let them do whatever they want

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? They go together

Who cried the most at graduation? - Neither of them? They don’t strike me as the crying parents

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Dick, he’s got the pull with the police

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Helena, dick still can’t cook to save his life

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Helena, Dick will eat a box of cake batter right out of the box if he’s desperate enough

Who does the grocery shopping? - They go together and are the dumb couple who flirts in the aisles

How often do they bake desserts? - They do it pretty regularly, it’s one of the few things cooking wise dick can do and they usually just end up throwing batter at each other

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - somewhere in the middle?

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Dick is notorious for just surprising her with the most romantic things, especially after he was stuck in Bludhaven for longer than he wants. He never cooks but there’s always like the best food she’s ever had and sometimes he’ll take her out dancing (because dick can actually dance) and he’ll have the biggest smile on his face when he’s with her

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Dick, he doesn’t like that she has to cook all the time and suggests just going out instead

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Dick, it’s why he doesn’t try

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - They do most of the cleaning together, it’s usually not bad enough to warrant needing to sit down and actually clean it tho

Who is really against chores? - Dick whines and pouts and will nuzzle into her to try and get out of it but do it in the end anyway

Who cleans up after the pets? - I doubt they have pets, but if they do it’s likely a shared job

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Dick used to try it but now angry Helena scares him

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither of them? It’s probably just like Bruce and Alfred maybe some of Dick’s titans friends

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Dick is forever finding cash everywhere that they both swear they didn’t drop, Helena is convinced it’s some godly gift now

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Neither of them are too long unless someone is climbing in with the other (which is actually kinda often)

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They go together and enjoy the peaceful normal life for once

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Just Christmas I would imagine

What are their goals for the relationship? - idk, to be happy or something? making it work while being vigilantes is pretty good to them

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Dick will try on a regular basis

Who plays the most pranks? - They probably both do. Dick started it and now she’s just out for revenge on him

#huntress earthtwo #Something else I can help you with? (answered)#//you sent this like rght when i was going to bed #//i wanted to do it so badly #//but like i could hear everyone waking up it was like 6 am lmao #//but look how cute they are #//and i haven't even just started rambling about headcanons yet

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