#i really wanted to follow yall back ages ago but was trying to protect myself from spoilers 😭

[spiritsong]

hi! I've been meaning to make this post for a hot minute but I was waiting to finish my playthrough, especially since I've gained a few followers since then! now that I am free — please interact with this post if you're a dragon age blog that enjoys veilguard! criticism is absolutely fine, but hate and vitriol is not what I'm looking for.

I desperately need new people to follow and am extra interested in people who chat about their OCs as that's my favorite thing to read and talk about 🥰 I also make fanart & write sometimes, so if you do that too, I would love to check your stuff out!!

bonus points if you're a tag rambler because same

[anxiousbean33]

The Black Sails

This is my first story and I hope yall like it! @sitting-around-and-fantasizing wanted a tag so here ya go!

I changed the title, just note that this has nothing to do with the tv show i just thought it was a cool name lmao :P

Word count - 1217

Summary -

Certain people get jewelry that gives them magic. Each person has their own specific power that causes them to gain different abilities. When Ivory becomes queen of her kingdom she starts a war with everyone else. This is the Story of the Hero's of Old fighting against the Kingdom of Darkness.

“DAD! MUM!” the 9-year-old screams, “I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SLEEP”

“UGH! Can you shut up!” his brother shouts, throwing a pillow at him, “Just go to bed!”

“MUM!!!”

“Hey, you two calm down,” their mother says walking into the bedroom. “How about I tell you a story, and then you lay down and go to sleep, deal?”

“But Mum! I’m 16! I’ve read almost every story in the fairytale book, either you have read them to me or I read them myself.”

“It's a good thing that this isn't a story from the book then.” She says while looking at the full moon, “This is a story about The Dark War and the Heros that ended it. Unless you don't want to hear about them, I could just leave and go…”

“NO!!” They shout

“MUM!! TELL ME ABOUT THEM I WANNA BE A HERO AS WELL!!”

“Ok, I will tell you two,” she states while picking up the younger of the two boys, “But only if you promise to go to sleep after, got it?”

“Ok Mum!”

“So two years ago Princess Ivory took over her kingdom, changing it from what was once a beautiful kingdom filled with people dancing and festivities, to the Kingdom of Darkness…”

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“There are too many people taking advantage of our kingdom!” she screamed at her advisors, “They have no idea the challenges we do to keep them safe! They flood the streets and make constant noise! I give them my protection and in return, they give me these STUPID GIFTS!! I say instead of showing them kindness, and giving the other kingdoms our resources, we do the opposite… we show them just how powerful we truly are.”

“My Queen, are you sure about this?” Ivory's advisor warns, “If we do this, it could end badly for everyone.”

“I am positive. These other kingdoms are nothing without our protection. Get the soldiers. We are going to war.”

“On it, my Queen.”

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“We need to do something… Her army is approaching, we know how to wield magic and fight without it, we can try to fight against them”

“What about the kids though?” If we do this, my angel, they could be put in danger.”

“We haven't shown anyone our magic, you can shift and I have my wings. We could keep our identities secret and leave to fight at night. If we don't do anything, they could get hurt more.”

“You’re right. But we can't do this alone, we must find more people. You stay here, and I'll fly and check the other kingdoms for fighters. I should be back by next week, if I’m not, something bad has happened to me.”

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“So who did you say you were again?” the pink-haired man asked while bandaging his wounds from the fight.

“You can call me Lady Death. I am here to recruit you to help join me and my angel in the fight against Ivory and her kingdom.”

“Well, Death, I am perfectly content with how I am now. I don't need you or Angel. None of us do. Hypixel is a place with lots of skilled fighters now I’m sure you know this, but what you don't know is that almost everyone here is willing to fight you and take your circlet and figure out just who you are. Luckily for you, I’m interested, and they won't try to attack you with me on your team.”

“Really? I thought it would take more persuading than that?”

“Yea well Simons been bugging me for ages, saying ‘you need to get out more’ and ‘you need to take the dark kingdom more seriously', so why not help ya out. Call me Blade. It's a pleasure to work with you and Angel.”

“Hey Blade!” another fighter shows up, “Oh my bad, didn't know you were talking to someone. I came to ask if you wanted to fight, but I'll come back in a bit.”

“Wait, Shooter! Do you wanna join me, Death, and Angel? Were gonna stop the dark kingdom nerds.”

“Yeah sure, lemme get a couple of things first. I’ll probably bring GB as well.”

“Ok Shooter, Blade, bring GB and meet me at the fountain tomorrow, we will then head to the base.” Lady Death then turned into her crow form and flew away.

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“Hey, shithead, have you heard about the revolutionaries?”

“Can you stop swearing in front of our brother...”

“He's asleep, Cap. He can't hear us.”

“.... You called me Cap… You haven't called me that since we were pirates… Oh, god, you're thinking about joining the revolutionaries, aren't you?”

“You know me so well Cap! I think it's time we show that dumb queen that The Captains mean business!”

“What about-”

“We can let Dream take care of him while we are gone. It wouldn't be the first time, he would understand.”

“Ugh… There is no stopping you, I’m coming along to make sure you don't do anything dumb.”

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“Hello! I am Lady Death, and I would like to say thank you all for showing up here today. When me and Angel planned for this, we honestly expected it to be just us and Blade, but thank you for comping.” She then sits back down by Angel, glad that everything is working out.

“Hey Death, me and Shooter have worked on some battle plans, but imma need to know what people's strengths and weaknesses are, so we can figure out where to place people. I already know about the Captains & GB, but I don't know anything else.”

“Well Blade, I'm Eret, and this is Bomb. Our strengths are…”

The hero’s spent months planning, some staying up full nights to try to get a plan figured out, all whilst battle raged through the towns. Eventually, after around a year of planning and trial and error, the heroes were able to gain a plan that was able to take down Ivory.

The plan consisted of GB, Shooter, & Bomb working to take care of the guards on the left. While the guard’s flood to protect the left side, the Captains are sent up to take down the communications tower. Eret and Death would then head to the prisons to break out everyone who Ivory arrested. Letting Blade and Angel fly to the top of the castle to fight the Queen.

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“Give it up Ivory” Blade snarls, “You lost.”

“I would rather die than surrender.”

“Just kill her. She is not worth our mercy anyways Blade.”

“You got it, Angel.”

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“Once Blade killed the queen, the people in the kingdom were set free, some were angry, but most were happy that people were able to travel freely. Although Lady Death, Angel, Blade, Bomb, Shooter, The Captains, and GB were never seen again, it is said in times of need one would see Death as a crow and The Heroes of Old would follow her to fight for the people once again.” closing the book the mother looked up, “Goodnight boys, sleep well.”

After looking once more at her sleeping children, she whispers to the moon, “That's incorrect… Blade would lead first. He is the one with my circlet and Angels brooch.” As Lady Death went to sleep, she missed the sirens, signaling to the people that the Smp Kingdom was under attack.

[camcantarella]

20 Questions Tag Game - Writers Edition

I was tagged by the ever so amazing @alanakusumastan. Thanks Julia! 💗💗💗 (this is really late lol I kept forgetting about it in my drafts)

Respond to the following writing questions and tag me in your response! I look forward to hearing your answers as I’ve always been curious about these!

1) When/what age did you start writing?

I started writing during the twitter fic era! What was the actual name of that site? It was an extension (basically) of twitter. Not twitlonger but? idk I dont remember lol

2) What inspired you to start?

I was in my Justin Bieber phase and saw a bunch of people writing fics about him on that site and decided to give it a shot lol

3) Where and when does inspiration usually strike you?

Watching a lifetime movie, sleeping, seeing a picture, my nonexistent love life, etc lol so like literally anything

4) Where and when do you usually write? Morning? Late at night? On the bus? In bed?

At night, but like early early in the morning is when I write my best content! So like 1-4 am I can write an AMAZING fluff piece.

5) Do you listen to music while writing? If so, what genre/playlist?

ALWAYS. I don’t think I can actually write without it? I create a playlist for every fic occasion. Each song is usually a love song but t create my playlists according to the vibe. Like if it was created as a love song but if I find a slow, slightly creepy cover of it you better believe it’s going into my stalker fic playlists

6) Which category do you like best? Angst? Fluff? NSFW? Other?

FLUFF. It’s the easiest thing for me to write despite the fact that I’m 100% inexperienced in the subject lmao

7) Which category do you find most challenging to write?

Angst, okay wait no... NSFW. Definitely. Like I can write a fight scene and “kill” my fave OC, but sex? How does one even gain enough courage or words to write that??? (big props to nsfw writers like i have so much respect for yall)

8) If you had to pick your favorite Choices book, which one would it be and why?

Um.... I have no idea honestly? I’m pretty neutral to all the books at this point. But I’ll always be a sucker for ILITW bc I was proven wrong in canon about some aspects of the book and i eat that kind of thing up. I love being proven wrong! Sometimes.

9) If your Choices LIs were real, which one (and only one) would you personally want to be with?

Well shit lol um irl I’d probs say Liam bc hot af, royal af, sweet af, generous af, protective af, lovable af

10) Do you share any physical characteristics with your Choices MCs? Pics/Selfies optional 😊

Nope! none. um... dark hair?

11) Which MC do you share the most personality traits with?

None, not really. Like... I’d say TF mc but I’m not much of a fan of her so like lol no

12) Which Choices character do you feel you have the best grasp of in terms of personality?

I’d probs say Flynn but I’m not totally sure until I try to write him. Or Liam bc I feel like in some aspects I AM Liam

13) What’s your favorite Choices pairing to write for?

I don’t write for any actual choices pairings! In each of the 2 fics I’m working on I’m pairing canon characters with original characters

14) What is a pairing(s) you hope to start writing for?

I’d like to FINALLY write flynn x mc. ALSO. my oc Kaden Cantarella (he’s set in the VOS universe) with ya know... me lol bc I’m in love with him

15) What do you hope to improve in your writing?

I need to be a lot more descriptive. I’m not good with like proper use of adjectives or anything. Like in chapter 1 of my stalker grant fic I said that grant threw a picture frame at Walsh. But I didn’t explain what had actually happened ya know, so like initially it wasn’t clear whether Walsh had actually been hit or where grant threw it, stuff like that.

16) Any pet peeves related to writing?

Everything, like I like writing, but I hate writing. Does that even make sense?

17) Are you inspired by any IRL experiences when you write? Care to share?

YES!!! Back in the marrish fandom sometimes I used to write based on things that had actually happened in my life or things I’d witnessed. Or like I’d take little bits of myself and insert them into the OCs

18) Is there any particular piece of work you consider to be your ultimate writing goal? Something so amazing you hope one day you’ll be up to that standard?

Ugh my unpublished, unnamed royal marrish au. I didn’t finish that one but it was coming along amaaaaazing. Also Thinking Out Loud (also marrish bc all my fics outside of this fandom have been marrish), like that was the first fic I wrote that I LOVED. I’d never liked my writing before then (still dont, not really, but I do it anyway)

19) Did/do you write for any other fandoms? If so which ones?

marrish!! (teen wolf, who?) once i feel comfortable enough with my writing again I’m gonna finish all those unpublished fics I was working on before my extreme case writer’s block started early last year (literally couldn’t write a paragraph again til a couple months ago)

20) In your spare time (when you’re not writing) what other hobbies do you pursue?

what even are hobbies anymore. All I’ve been doing lately has been fighting off anxiety attacks. um I love discovering new music though like that’s always been a fave!! oh and shipping myself with people I have no chance with lol that’s always fun

Tagging: okay so tbh idk about [m]any writers in this fandom and anyone I’m following has probs already been tagged so if you’re a writer and havent been yet, consider this official notice of me tagging you! 💗

[helloelizabethsmithposts]

THE GLORY OF GODHEAD-YAHWEH&YESHUA[MIRACULOUS POWER FREED THE UNIQUE ONE[ELIZABETH L.SMITH CONSECRATED TO GOD'S LIGHT]

THANK YOU OH SO VERY MUCH GODHEAD-YAHWEH AND YESHUA WITH THE HOST OF HEAVEN, FOR HELPING US[BOAZ AND I, WITH UPHOLDING YOUR PRECEPTS FOREVERMORE!!!! WE OBEYED THE HOLY BIBLE THROUGH THESE YEARS, BECAUSE WE VALUED THE VERY FACT OF THOSE WHO GODHEAD EL ELYON HAD DESTINED TO BE THE FATHER FIGURE=GODLY FEARING MAN,AND THE WOMAN FIGURE IN OUR LIVES GODLY FEARING WOMAN , JUST TO HELP US TO CLEAVE AND CLING ONLY UNTO YOU MY ABEOJI FATHER GOD!!!! GODHEAD BLESSED CERTAIN TRUTHFUL TEACHERS TO TEST ME, THROUGH THE YEARS, TO SEE IF THEIR QUESTIONS ABOUT ME WHERE RIGHT!!! IT WAS YOU MY KING OF GLORY, WHO REMOVED THAT PRINCIPAL FROM ARTHUR SCHOOL MR.CLEMENS THAT RACIST PRINCIPLE, AND YOU GAVE ME A PRINCIPAL OF MY KIND OF OBEDIENCE TO KEEP ME ON THE RIGHT PATH. MR.&DR. CONTRI WHEREVER YOU ARE IN THIS WORLD I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER ME,BUT THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING WHAT THOSE TEACHERS AND KIDS HAD DONE TO ME IN BRINGING FALSE REPORTS ON ME... ELOHIM USED YOU TO DISCERN AND YOU TOLD ME AT THE AGE OF 8, YOUR A YOUNG BUSINESS WOMAN, MY APPEARANCE AND MY VERY OWN RESPONSE IN HIS QUESTIONS... HE ASKED ME WHO TRAINED YOU. I TOLD HIM MY DAD, THROUGH THE HOLY BIBLE, HE SAID IT SHOWS!!!! YO BOAZ MY LOVE, MY HEART REALLY GOES OUT TO KOH KINGDOM OF HEAVEN CREW, AND YOU [MY MAN AMONG MEN PARTNER FOR LIFE BOAZ, THE THINGS Y'ALL GO THROUGH JUST TO BE A REAL TRUE MAN OF RIGHTEOUSNESS, IN BEING JUST LIKE JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!!! I'M CERTAIN FOR SURE NOW, Y'ALL HAVE SUFFERED MORE THAN US WOMAN HAVE IN THIS LIFE, CAUSE IT'S AN EMBRASSMENT WHEN YOU SEE PEOPLE CLAIMING THEY ARE A MAN, BUT YET THEY ACT MORE WORSE LIKE A WOMAN ITSELF. AND LORD JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH DON'T LET ME GET ON THE WOMAN TOO, SHOO THEY REALLY DO THE SAME!!! SHOOT I TOLD YALL IN THIS WORLD, WE ARE DEALING WITH SODOM,GOMMORAH, TYRE, SIDON, AND CAPERNUAM... SWEET JESUS CHRIST ALPHA AND OMEGA, HELP US LORD GOD ALMIGHTY CREATOR OF HEAVEN AND THE EARTH, THIS DON'T MAKE NO DAMN SENSE!!! THEY ARE THE ONES WHO NEEDS TO BE IN THESE DAMN HELLISH ASS HOSPITALS,GETTING A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE. I KNOW Y'ALL REGIONAL PEOPLE OF OBEDIENCE CAN RELATE TO THIS ONE, WHILE YOU SITTING YOUR ASS IN THE HOSPITAL TRYING TO RECCOOPERATE, FROM THE DUMBASS CRAP+TRAPS, THEY SEND YOU TO A DAMN NURSE WHO PROBABLY SNUCK OVER HERE WITHOUT PROOF OF STATUS OF BEING IN AMERICA, IT WAS A AFRICAN WHO WAS RASICT ARGUING ME DOWN ABOUT Y'ALL LADIES KNOW, IT TOOK ALL OF SHEKINA GLORY IN ME TO NOT KNOCK HER ASS OUT, FOR ACTING LIKE A KNOW IT ALL, AND DON'T KNOW NOTHING!!!! ARIGATO MY FAMILY JAPAN THE GUY WHO REALLY IS THE TRUE BLOODED OWNER OF KINGDOM HEARTS, I KNEW YOU ARE QUITE THE PERSON, YOU MY BROTHER NOMURA, THOSE NOBODY'S ACTUALLY STAND FOR WEEDS AND TARES IN THIS LIFE, AT FIRST I ADMIT I DIDN'T LIKE YOUR GAME BECAUSE OF THE DISNEY CHARACTERS IN THEIR, BUT WHEN I REALLY BOUGHT AND PLAYED WITH RIKU AND SORA NEM, I LIKED THE GAME SO MUCH I TOLD MY FATHER GOD TO KEEP YOUR GAMES OUT JUST FOR ME, SO YOU CAN ASSURE YOURSELF MY, VERY DEARLY PRECIOUS LOVED BROTHER OF ELOHIM HIS MAJESTY OUR ETERNAL GOD, WILL PROVIDE EVERYTHING FOR YOUR FAMILY FOR A LIFETIME, AND RESTORE EVERYTHING TO YOU AND YOUR OBEDIENT LOVED ONE'S, THAT YOU ALL WILL BE SUPERNATURALLY, HEAVENLY RESTORATION TO YOUR FAMILY LINAGE NO MORE PAIN AND SUFFERING =NO MORE HEARTBREAK FOR YOUR FAMILY, IT'S BROKEN OFF OF YOUR LIVES FROM THIS DAY, AND ALL THE WAY TO ETERNITY, THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN WILL HELP[GUIDE YOU ALL IN RIGHTEOUSNESS, FOREVERMORE JUST SO YOU WON'T HAVE NO NEED TO ASSOCIATE WITH NO CORRUPTED COMPANY, BUT JUST ASSOCIATE[PARTNER WITH SOMEONE WHO REALLY WANTS TO LOOK OUT FOR THE FLAWS OF THINGS, AND HELP YOU TO AVOID THE REPERCUSSIONS OF BAD BUSINESS PARTNERS WHO ONLY CONSIDER THEIR SELVES ONLY AND NOT YOU!!!! I'VE LEARNED THIS WORLD TRULY HAS TO HAVE ONLY TRUE RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE OF GODHEAD THE TRINITY CREW, IN THESE BUSINESS CORPORATIONS AROUND THE WORLD!!! [THIS IS THE CORE OF EVERYTHING ON THIS WORLD= A GODLY FEARING VESSEL WHO IS TRULY WHOLEHEARTEDLY OBEDIENT TO HEAVENLY FATHER GOD KNOWS HOW TO LEAD IN EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE, WE PUT THE INFIDELS[FOOLS] TO SHAME, BECAUSE A GOD TRAINED PERSON IS ORIGINALLY DESIGNED TO BE A RIGHTEOUS OWNER[LEADER OF EVERYTHING GOD GIVES THEM TO OWN IN THIS LIFE. BUT WHEN IT'S A MAN WHO PUT ANOTHER MAN IN A POSITION= SHOO IT'S LIKE THE HOLY BIBLE SAYS THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND, AND YOU KNOW IT'S FLOCKS OF DUMBASS WOLVES,= OR SHOULD I SAY SOME VERY DUMBASS REINDEER BASTARDS LOVL[LAUGHING VERY LOUD😁😁😁😁!!!! DON'T BE STUPID YOU HOMOS=DOGS & HARLOTS = FILTHY, I TOLD YALL ALL AROUND THE WORLD ONCE I FOUND OUT ABOUT EVERYTHING, AND ABOUT EVERYONE WHO TRIFLED WITH THOSE TRUE MINISTER'S AND MUSICIANS OF GODHEAD=ELOHIM, IT'S MY INTERVENTION ON ALL Y'ALL WICKED ASS. SO BRING IT, WE WILL SEND YOU ALL BACK TO THE DIRT, FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, TO WHERE YOU ALL WILL RETURN TOO, AND BURN INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!! DIDN'T MY VERY DEARLY BELOVED, CHOSEN ANOINTED ONE MY HUSBAND ALPHA AND OMEGA YAHWEH & YESHUA, TELL YOU ALL HE COULD HAVE COMMANDED A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF ANGELS OF HEAVEN TO INTERVENE ON HIS BEHALF DEALING WITH BEFORE HE DIED ON THE CROSS??? BUT HE[MY VERY,VERY,VERY, AND VERY SWEET-SMELLING LORD JESUS CHRIST KING OF THIS VESSEL(ELS)WHOLEHEARTEDLY, WAS SO VERY DETERMINED TO ACCOMPLISH HIS TASK[ DIVINE PURPOSE GOD ASSIGNED JUST FOR HIM, TO SUFFER THINGS JUST FOR US SO WE COULD TRULY, AND SURELY HAVE A VERY LIGHT, AND A VERY EASY LIFE TO LIVE FOR ALL ETERNITY WITH Y'ALL KOH ONLY[KINGDOM OF HEAVEN].... YOUR MY HERO MY VERY GREAT, AND VERY MIGHTY, AND POWERFUL KING OF GLORY[ KING OF ALL THE EARTH], YOU REALLY ALWAYS WILL HAVE ME WITH YOU FOREVERMORE, WHEN I THINK OF GENESIS- REVELATION, FROM ALL OF THE HOLY RIGHTEOUS HEIRS IN THE HOLY BIBLE ALL THE WAY TO MY YEAR... THANK YOU ALL KOH KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS AT HAND FOREVERMORE, TO EVEN HAVE THE BREATH OF GOD IN US, IS ALL I NEEDED, CAUSE I KNEW SOMEONE, VERY CLOSE TO ME WAS TRYING TO GET MY ATTENTION,THROUGH THOSE TIMES I ENCOUNTER MINISTERING ANGELS OF LIGHT, TELLING DON'T GO THEIR, AND GO HERE. IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG MY ABEOJI & TOUSAN FATHER GOD IN KOREAN AND JAPANESE. WHEN SOMEONE REALLY LOVES YOU THEY PROTECT YOU AT ALL COST, THEY EVEN GIVE THEIR LIVES JUST FOR YOU. LOVE CAN"T BE REPLACE, BUT HATRED CAN BE AND IT WILL WHENEVER MY FATHER GOD DECIDES TO!!!! I'M SO OVERFLOWING WITH JOY THESE BLESSED DAYS OF THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, LOVE CHANGES EVERYTHING MY KING OF GLORY, MEETING BOAZ, HAS REALLY TAUGHT ME THESE THINGS, THE HOLY BIBLE SAYS GOOD THINGS COMES TO THOSE WHO WAIT. AND YESHUA TOLD US THE PEACE MAKERS INHERIT THE EARTH, YOU KNOW ABEOJI I BET HE WAS A VERY BEAUTIFUL LOVING BABY LORD JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH, BECAUSE HE ALWAYS KNEW HIS ASSIGNMENT, AND WILLINGLY FOLLOWED YOUR GUIDANCE MY SUPREME KING OF GLORY, YOUR OBEDIENCE MADE ME DESIRE TO REALLY UNDERSTAND LOVE, BECAUSE ONLY THROUGH THIS IS HOW I CAN SAY I LOVE MYSELF, BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST LOVED ME FIRST, THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH GENTLE HEART THAT QUESTION THAT DAY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO ACTUALLY SAY I HAD TO LEARN TO LOVE MYSELF AGAIN, CAUSE I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY SO MUCH HAPPENED TO ME, AND I WAS JUST TRYING TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS AND OBEY GODHEAD LIKE Y'ALL TAUGHT ME TOO .... PEOPLE ARE REALLY BABIES THESE DAYS, BECAUSE IF YOUR DISCERNMENT IS NOT MATURE, OR YOU DON'T HAVE NO DISCERNMENT, THEN YES YOU ALL ARE DISOBEDIENT GOSSIPING BABIES, WHO NEVER WAS CORRECTED FOR YOUR WRONG DOINGS TO OTHERS. BUT YOU ALL JUST MADE EXCUSES FOR THE WICKEDNESS. I LEARNED THAT TOO YESTERDAY, PEOPLE EXCUSE WICKEDNESS BECAUSE, THEY ARE WICKED THEIRSELVES, BECAUSE WE JOINT-HEIRS WITH OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST, WE DON'T AND WILL NEVER AGREE TO NOTHING GODHEAD THE TRINITY HATES= IT'S AN ABOMINATION (GAY AIN'T NO HAPPINESS THAT'S A DAMN LIE FROM THE PIT OF HELL, Y'ALL REPROBATE, TRANGRESSION MINDED ASS, WE GOTCHA, AND CAUGHT Y'ALL ASS RED HANDLY, IT'S THE FLESH-CARNAL MINDSET IN FULL BLOOM THESE DAYS!! JUST AS MUCH AS IT IS Y'ALL, IT'S EVEN WAY MORE OF US THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN CREW ALL IN 1IN TOGETHERNESS, Y'ALL COMPLETED FOR THIS VERY TASK I HEARD OF FROM LONG AGO, AMNESIA, WAS JACKED UP, DID Y'ALL NOT KNOW THAT THE SAME SECURITY GUARD YAL ALLOWED INTO MY ROOM THAT VERY NIGHT, ELOHIM JUDGED HIS FAMILY'S WHOLE LINEAGE, FOR TRYING TO FORCE HIMSELF ON ME, AND WHAT'S WORSE Y'ALL OTHER TRIFLING ASS WOMAN THOUGHT THAT DAMN STUFF WAS FUNNY, BUT IT WASN'T... HERE ME NOW, AND THIS DAY ALL OF THESE DAMN GREEDY ASS MONEY LOVING BASTARDS ON AND UNDER THIS EARTH, I'M PERSONALLY STRIKING Y'ALL ASS DOWN TO HELL!!!! FOR LAUGHING ABOUT EVERYTHING ABOUT US ALL THROUGH THE YEARS, Y'ALL DARE THINK I'M LEAVING ALL OF OUR MONEY IN Y'ALL HANDS, HELL NO!!!! MY KING OF GLORY I BESEECH YOU ALL THIS VERY DAY, PREPARE MY TRUE APPAREL AND WEAPONS FROM THE HOLY BIBLE ALL OVER THE WORLD, I WILL SHOW THEY DAMN FALLEN ASS, TO TRY TO LAY HANDS ON ME, WHEN YOU KNOW YOU ALL WAS NEVER SUPPOSE TO DO THIS VERY THING IT IS Y'ALL DAMN DEMISE[DOWNFALL OF A LIFETIME]!!! I WARNED EVERYONE ALL THROUGH THE YEARS DON'T CLASS ME WITH THOSE DAMN CHRISTIANS Y'ALL ANTICHRIST ASS, I KNEW Y'ALL AND THOSE DAMN CELEBRITIES & AND FAKE ASS MUSICIANS, AND FAKE ASS PREACHERS, WHERE BEHIND THIS DAMN STUFF!!!! NOW I SEE WHY YOUR ANGER DISTURBED MY VERY SOUL EARLIER MY KING OF GLORY, THEY DELIBERATELY ALSO, DID THAT SPITEFUL CRAP TO MR.AND MRS.MONROE, JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE BEGIN TO HEAR THE TRUTH IN THE HOLY BIBLE THROUGH OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST THE ANOINTED ONE'S LIFESTYLE, TELL THEM I TRULY THANK GODHEAD FOR THEM TOO, AND I LOVE THEM SO VERY DEARLY TOO. BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH YOU HAD THOSE SEMINARS WORLDWIDE, THOSE BENCH WARMERS BASTARDS JUST, PRETENDED LIKE THEY LOVED GOD, THEY WHERE JUST PLOTTING ON Y'ALL IN THE MIDST OF YOUR CONGREGATION!!! AIN'T THAT RIGHT YOU DAMN RELIGIOUS RULERS= RELIGIOUS LOVE, THANK YOUR FOOLISH MUSICIAN WHO ACTUALLY TOLD ME EVERYTHING... Y'ALL TRIED TO HARM US,BUT ACTUALLY Y'ALL HARM Y'ALL OWN ASS THROUGH THE YEARS... WHEN Y'ALL MADE THEM Y'ALL ENEMIES, Y'ALL REALLY MADE MY HEAVENLY FATHER GOD ELOHIM HIS MAJESTY OF HEAVEN AND THE EARTH Y'ALL ENEMY. WHEN YOU MAKE GOD YOUR ENEMY YOU'LL DIE OFF THE EARTH... HE SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE EVER BEEN TORMENTED LIKE THAT MY KING OF GLORY, I WAS IN THOSE SAME BATTLES WITH HIM, THEY DIDN'T KNOW, SINCE BATTLE IS MY SPECIALITY... I WON'T SHOW NO DAMN ENEMY NO MERCY, Y'ALL SHOULDN'T HAVE MESSED UP MY FATHER GOD CREATION LIKE THIS!!!! IF YOU ALL HAVE A WASTEFUL ASS MINDSET GO TO A COUNTRY WHERE Y'ALL ASS IS ORIGINALLY FROM ANYWAY AND AS FOR THESE SPECIFIC COUNTRIES [AFRICA, MEXICO, AND IRAQS] WOE UNTO ALL Y'ALL BLACK ASS, FOR COMING INTO MY COUNTRIES, DOING THE VERY THINGS YAHWEH, AND YESHUA SAID NOT TO DO... Y'ALL KNEW NO DAMN MAS, WAS NEVER SUPPOSE TO BE IN AMERICA ANYWAY, AND Y'ALL DUMBASS RULERS IN Y'ALL COUNTRIES PRESIDENTS AND OTHERS IN THOSE VERY TOP OFFICE'S, IT HAS BEEN DECIDED THIS VERY YEAR Y'ALL WICKED ASS HAS TO ANSWER TO EL ELYON FOR ALLOWING THE VERY WICKED PEOPLE FROM ALL COUNTRIES TO ESCAPE AND COME OVER HERE WITH THIS DAMN ARGUMENTATIVE LIFESTYLE!!!! THEIR WAS NO WAY ANYBODY WHO ALREADY HAD A FAMILY IN THAT COUNTRY, TO ESCAPE AND SLEEP WITH IN AND EVERYBODY JUST LIKE SOME DAMN CRAZY ASS DUMB DOGS IN HEAT AND HAVE SOME MORE DAMN HELLION-REBELLION ASS KIDS... IT'S ENOUGH DEALING WITH Y'ALL DUMBASS, THEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT SOME DAMN LITTLE BURNT ASS SMURFS, KEEPING UP STUFF ACTING LIKE THEY ARE GROWN WHEN Y'ALL CAN'T EVEN FLUSH THE TOILETS BEHIND Y'ALL NASTY ASS!!!! IT DON'T MAKE NO DAMN SENSE, IF YOU TOOK YOUR STINKY ASS TO PEOPLE'S TOILETS IN THE STORE'S, AT LEAST CONSIDER OTHER PEOPLE NOISE, WE DON'T WANT SMELL THAT DAMN CHAINED UP, BOTTOMLESS PIT UNTOLD FUNK, LIKE Y'ALL JUST ATE A SEWER... Y'ALL CLAIM Y'ALL HAVE MONEY NO HELL YOU DON'T CAUSE, A PERSON WITH MONEY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT THE RIGHTEOUS WAY AND BY THINGS TO STAY VERY FRESH, AND MAKE THINGS VERY LIGHT & EASY FOR OTHERS TOO. WITHOUT BEING TOLD TO DO THESE THINGS.... Y'ALL STINKY ASS AIN'T WELCOME IN NOTHING WE IS OWNING... Y'ALL HAVE THAT FUNKY AFFECT THAT STANK UP EVERYTHING, TALKING ABOUT LORD JESUS CHRIST, WE KNOW YAL ASS LIED, CAUSE HIS VERY BEAUTIFUL AND BRAVE PEACEFUL, POWERFUL SELF ALPHA AND OMEGA MY HUSBAND HONEY, I HAVE TO BOAST ABOUT YOU ALL THESE DAYS, CAUSE WHEN YOU STEPPED INTO MY ROOM IN 2012, MY NOISE CLEARED UP FAST, I SAID WHO IS THIS SMELLING OH SO SWEET, GOOD, AND DELIGHTFUL I WAS LOOKING AROUND AND JUMPED OUT OF THE BED AND SHOUTED... YOU CAN SUP WITH ME FOREVERMORE MY LOVE!!! SHOOOO JUST FOR YOU I THINK I WILL VERY,VERY, VERY, AND VERY SOON AM THINKING ABOUT HAVING A LORD'S SUPPER MEAL EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE NOW... SHOOOOI THIS STUFF WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH ALL MY 32 YEARS, I'VE HAD WITH EVERY DAMN ENEMY ON AND UNDER THIS EARTH... THEY CAN'T EVEN KNOW THE BASICS IN PRESCHOOL THAT ALONE CLAIM THEIR A PRESIDENT, YEAH RIGHT, STOP THOSE DAMN LIES A RACIST HAS NO LOVE, THEY HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING, CAUSE THEY KNOW THEIR TIME IS ALMOST OVER... YOU CAN TAKE THAT YOU YOUR THIEVING WAS BANKS JUST LIKE Y'ALL, I KNEW IT WAS FUNNY CERTAIN PEOPLE HAD MONEY SHOWING UP INTO THEIR ACCOUNTS, AND I DISCERNED THE DIFFERENCE THAT GOD WAS SAYING MY CHILD THEIR BLACK ASS IS A THIEF!!! I SAID OH MY LORD JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH ANGELS CATCH ME, LOVL[LAUGHING OUT VERY LOUD...] OK THIS IS IT FOR MY ADVENTURES TODAY. THANK YOU GODHEAD FOR EVERYTHING AND AS WE GO TRAVELING AROUND THE WORLD PREACHING SAYING THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS AT HAND FOREVERMORE, TOGETHER IN ONENESS ALWAYS... TO GOD BE THE GLORY FOREVER AND EVERMORE, AMEN, AMEN!!!! UNTIL NEXT TIME OBEDIENT CREW THAT'S REGIONAL READ THE HOLY BIBLE AND ASK GOD TO GUIDE TO WHICH CHAPTER AND VERSE TO STUDY, CAUSE SOMETIMES MY FATHER GOD KEPT ME IN CERTAIN BOOKS & CHAPTERS IN THE HOLY BIBLE TO TEACH ME, HOW TO TRULY LIVE IN RIGHTEOUSNESS WHOLEHEARTEDLY... MY TIME WITH GODHEAD IS ALL 24 HRS SO BASICALLY HE[MY HUSBAND ALPHA AND OMEGA FREED ME JUST SO I CAN BE LIKE THIS WITH HIM AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME THERE'S NO TURNING BACK I'M JUST LIVING FORWARD, BUT I REMEMBER THE FUNNY TIMES AS A CHILD, BECAUSE IT REALLY TAUGHT ME HUMILITY THROUGH THOSE WHO IS WITH MY FATHER GOD, THEIR HEARTS FINALLY TOUCHED MY HEART TOO, AND NOW MY VERY DEARLY, PRECIOUS, AND BEAUTIFUL OBEDIENT ALPHA AND OMEGA THANKS FOR HOLDING MY HAND ALWAYS, CAUSE YOU ALL KEEP ME SMILING, AND VERY LOVING, PEACEFUL, AND JOYFUL IN THE HOLY GHOST DAILY AND ALWAYS, I PRAY OH KINGDOM OF HEAVEN THOSE PEOPLE AROUND THE WHO WE HAVE TO REACH AND HELP FREE THEM TOO, BEGINNING THIS DAY AND FOREVERMORE, THAT THEY HAVE THE SAME HAPPINESS AND FREEDOM TOO JUST LIKE MY LOVE BOAZ AND I, HE'S QUITE THE VERY PARTNER JUST FOR ME MY KING OF GLORY, DELIVER YOUR BELOVED PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD, FREE THEM FROM THEIR DECEPTIVE PAST OF HEARTBROKE BECAUSE OF THAT OLD DAMN ADVERSARY, AND RESTORE NOT ONLY JUST THEIR HEARTS BUT ALL OF THEIR INHERITANCE TO THEM TO MY HEAVENLY FATHER GOD ELOHIM, THAT THEY DON'T HAVE NOTHING THAT'S NOT OF YOU TROUBLING THEM ANYMORE, BLESSED THEM WITH VERY GREAT DIVINE GRACE,MERCY, TRUTH, AND LOVE IN EVERYDAY AND FOREVERMORE, FOR ALL THOSE WHO TRULY OBEY YOU FOR GIVING THEM LIFE, MY GOD. AND AS FOR THOSE WHO JUST LIVE IN LUST GIVE THEM THE VERY THINGS THEY SPOKE OVER US ALL THROUGH THESE YEARS, THEY HAD A CHOICE TO WALK OUT OF OUR LIVES BUT DIDN'T, AND IT'S GARBAGE LIKE KIRA YAMATO FROM GUNDAM SEED SAID, BECAUSE WHEN THEY DEALT WITH SOMEONE OF THEIR NATURE, THEY LEFT THEM VERY QUICKLY, BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO A RIGHTEOUS HEIR OF LIGHT, THEY WANTS TO TARRY IN Y'ALL LIVES... Y'ALL KNOW WHAT YALL HAVE TO DO, CAUSE THOSE DAMN ENEMY KNOW ME, I WILL SERIOUSLY PUT TO ACTION ANYTHING I HAVE EVER SAID IN DOING, ONCE THE THOUGHT COMES TO MIND I'LL HAVE IT EXECUTED IN NO TIME, I'M ELEMENTAL QUEEN ELIZABETH L. SMITH THE DAUGHTER GODHEAD, I DESPISE ANYTHING OPPOSITE OF US, SEE WON'T Y'ALL ASS GET STRUCK DOWN AND STRUCK OUT, WITHOUT ANY RESPONSE. I'VE COME TO TORMENT Y'ALL ASS BEFORE TIME, IT'S ME BASTARDS IN THIS WORLD, I SAID IT LAUGHING IN THAT AEROSTAR GREEN VAN, Y'ALL NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK OR MENTION MY NAME OUT OF Y'ALL MOUTHS NO MORE, CAUSE I'M THINKING MY HOMIE'S ALPHA AND OMEGA, MICHEAL, AND ALL THE HOST OF HEAVEN WANTS TO JOIN ME IN THIS WHOOPING Y'ALL WORLDWIDE, WE WILL SAY CRUCIFY EVERY DAMN DEVIL IN THIS EARTH, AND UNDER THIS EARTH. IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH YOU ENEMIES OF GODHEAD THE TRINITY, BE THOUGH REMOVED, AND DESTROYED, PERISH OFF THIS EARTH, RETURN BACK TO THE DIRT, AND CEASE FROM TROUBLING INNOCENT SOULS OF THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, FOR ALL ETERNITY, JEHOVAH-ROHI SHALL WE GO AHEAD , LET US SENTENCE THEM ALL (THOSE DEVILISH CHILDREN WHO IS DISOBEDIENT TO THE CORE, YOU ALL IS NOW EXTINCT, GO BURN INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE FOR ALL ETERNITY, WE BIND Y'ALL FROM THE TOP OF YOUR HEADS TO THE SOLES OF YOUR FEET FROM THE BACK TO THE FRONT OF YOUR BODY'S, SILENCE ALL OF THEIR 5 SENSE, THAT THEY CAN NO LONGER, SPEAK THINGS OR DO ANYTHING TO ANNOY YOUR PEOPLE NO MORE, SINCE THEY CHOSE TO BE LIVING IDOLS ON THIS EARTH, SENTENCE THEM TO ALL THE THINGS [THEY REAP EVERYTHING THEY CHOSE TO SOW INTO OTHER PEOPLE LIVES JUST BECAUSE THEY REALLY LOVE TELLING LIES] REWARD THEM WITH EVERYTHING YOUR HOLY BIBLE SAYS YOU HAVE JUST FOR ANY TYPE OF IDOL, AND EVERY WICKED SERVANT, WHO IS STILL LIVING IN THIS EARTH, DOING THINGS THEY KNOW YOU[GODHEAD YAHWEH AND YESHUA SAID DO NOT DO]!!! THANK YOU GODHEAD THAT OUR ENEMIES ARE BIND ON EARTH, AND BOUND IN HEAVEN, AND WE LOOSE THE ANGELS OF HEAVEN TO GO FORTH AND ASSURE GODHEAD CHILDREN PROTECTION WITH SHEKINA GLORY PROTECTING THEIR GOING OUT, AND THEIR COMING IN, GIVING EVERYONE THEIR GODLY INHERITANCE, AND TEACH THEM, ALSO ANGELS TO STAY CONSISTENT IN STUDY THE HOLY BIBLE DAILY AND ALWAYS, NO EXCUSES NO MORE CLAIMING YOUR TOO BUSY TO SPEND TIME WITH ELOHIM, BECAUSE IF THEY SAY THAT WE WILL SAY JEHOVAH-JIREH IS VERY, VERY, VERY TOO BUSY TO GIVE YOU ALL ANYTHING IN THIS LIFE ANYMORE. THANK YOU ALL KINGDOM OF HEAVEN FOR EVERYBODY WHO REALLY HELPED AND TRULY TRAINED BOAZ AND I TO STAY FOCUS ON YOU ADONAI ABEOJI MY FATHER GOD, WE ARE FINALLY FREE TO BE A BLESSING TO WHOMEVER YOU ALL HAS CHOSEN TO BE APART OF OUR MINISTRY!!! THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING THAT THE ANGELS OF HEAVEN HAS LOOSED IT ON EARTH, IT IS ALSO LOOSED IN HEAVEN, PRAISING THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY CREATOR OF HEAVEN AND THE EARTH FOREVERMORE, AND EVERMORE, AMEN, AND AMEN!!! I LOVE YOU OH SO VERY MUCH BOAZ MY LOVE, UNTIL NEXT TIME HERE YOU GO JUST FOR YOU ONLY MY VERY PRECIOUS DEAR PARTNER BOAZ SENDING YOU ONLY JUST FOR YOU MY MAN AMONG MEN A GODLY FEARING MAN JUST ME,😘😘😍😍💝. ARIGATO, XIEXIE, AND GOSAMANIDA & SARANGHAEYEO ABEOJI, &TOUSAN.[ THANK YOU IN JAPAN, ASIA, AND KOREAN THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU IN KOREAN. AND THAT IS MY FATHER GOD IN KOREAN AND JAPAN!!! P.S. OUR BEAUTIFUL REGIONAL FAMILIES OF GODHEAD THE TRINITY ELOHIM CHILDREN OF LIGHT, AROUND THE WORLD STOP DOUBTING GOD'S LOVE JUST BECAUSE OF OTHER FAKE PREACHER'S IN THIS WORLD, DON'T FRET I'M 32 NATURALLY, BUT I HAVE REALLY BEEN TAUGHT PERSONALLY BY HIS MAJESTY ALL MY LIFE, AND YES I'M A DIRECTOR OF MUSIC WITH PREACHING TOO, SO I CAN'T DO NOTHING FATHER GOD HATES CAUSE MY HEAVENLY FATHER GOD ELOHIM WILL REALLY GET ONTO ME, THEIR IS NO OTHER god FOR ME, JUST ONLY YAHWEH AND YESHUA MY FAMILY OF LIGHT,LOVE, AND RIGHTEOUSNESS... SO JUST RELAX AND JUST THANK GODHEAD THAT WE ARE STILL ALIVE WITH HIS BREATH IN US, AND THAT GOD'S GRACE IS SUFFICIENT UNTO US, ALLOWING US TO KNOW AND CONTINUE TO UP IN OUR VERY MIGHTY, VERY BEAUTIFUL, VERY OMNI-PRESENT, ULTIMATELY HE"S THE ULTIMATE ONE IN EVERYTHING ALPHA AND OMEGA, YOUR LIFESTYLE MY LOVE TRULY HAS MY HEART ONLY CAPTIVATED BY YOU, I LOVE THE BEAUTIFUL THINGS Y'ALL MADE, LET'S ENJOY THEM TOGETHER NOW, AND FOR ALL ETERNITY, I LOVE Y'ALL SENSE OF HUMOR, IT'S VERY FUN, LET'S JUST ALL HAVE FUN TOGETHER IN EVERYTHING KINGDOM OF HEAVEN FOREVER, AND EVERMORE, AMEN, AND AMEN!!!! SO MUCH VERY BEAUTIFUL, AND PRECIOUS LOVE JUST FOR TH KOH CREW WITH Y'ALL HERE IT GO JUST FOR Y'ALL THEIR ONLY THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN ALL THE BEAUTIFUL HEARTED ONES CREW, AND ANGEL"S TOO🌞😙😍🏖🌟💗💙🎎🛩🛳🌏💑!!!!

[stay-neurotic]

found one of those old survey things in my journal i used to kill time with, redoing it with my new answers <3

When's the last time you ran? - ran back to the car with juan after renfest, cause we were fucking freezing and ready to go home lmao. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? - my work pants have holes from my bigass thighs rubbin against each other, but that’s about it. What are you dreading right now? - hmm. surprisingly nothing? i dunno. i guess confrontation. over the past few days i’ve come *this* close to running into certain people i don’t wanna talk to. Do you celebrate 420? - lmao hell yeah my dude Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? - usually manage to get between 6 to 7 and a half. i don’t even get a full night’s sleep on the days i sleep in cause my body clock’s been fucked up and also my cat is noisy. If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? - i’ve become a pretty flexible person, if someone wants to come and chill w/ me they’re more than welcome to. so long as i don’t have to entertain them i don’t mind the company. Who last grabbed your ass? - @thefacelessghoul​. too easy. next question Have you ever been on your school's track team? - fuck no Do you own a pair of Converse? - still have the black knee-high converse i mentioned the first time i answered this question. i keep em’ for cosplay purposes Did you copy and paste this survey? - yes? Do you eat raw cookie dough? - doesn’t everyone Have you ever kicked a vending machine? - vending machines have thankfully never done me wrong in the past Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over? - doesn’t everyone Do you watch Trading Spaces? - nope, don’t watch a lot of TV in general. is this show even on the air anymore? How do you eat oreos? - whole, dunked in milk, the way god intended Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone? - oooooohhhhhhhhhhh yes. my high school days were spent staring at a computer screen, this happened often Are you cocky? - af Could you live without a computer? - lol holy fuck no Do you wear your shoes in the house? - no? people do this? Who or what sleeps with you? - a juan, a max, and a million pillows At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real? - don’t remember what age I was but it was on Christmas morning lol. i had suspected for a while but my suspicions were confirmed when santa’s gift to me still had the tag from target How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house? - i have one cell, juan has two. his second cell came from the lost-and-found of winn dixie, it’s out of service but can connect to wifi so it’s basically a social media/music device What do you do when you're sad? - hmm. umm. sleep a lot. starve myself. lose the ability to say ‘no.’ Who would you call first if you won the lottery? - my significant other followed shortly by my aunt Last time you saw your best friend? - well i haven’t seen her, really, we’re tumblr buddies. but the last time i talked to her was yesterday Are you in high school? - graduated in 2012 What jewelry are you wearing? - promise ring <3 nothing else because i’m in my fucking pajamas Is anyone on your bad side now? - my roommates for being the opposite of understanding/supportive with our (mine & juan’s) living situation and fixating on the money aspect. they’re still my friends but, just, could have used a little more empathy from them. also, the friend group who proved how ugly they all were when the drama started happening. (someone ask me about this if ur curious, i’d love to rant) What's the first thing you do when you get online? - check tumblr. Do you watch Grey's Anatomy? - again with the tv thing.  How do most people spell your name? - usually just rachel. sometimes they try really hard but end up with racheal. Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes? - i wear juan’s things to sleep a lot lol. he’s also given me a few of his shirts/jackets. Where do you work? - tgi motherfucking fridays. come get ur endless apps bitch, we literally will be fired on the spot for complaining about ur nontipping ass What are you doing tomorrow? - helping juan move his stuff from storage back into the apartment <3 Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson? - nobody is becoming the next michael jackson Favorite name for a girl? - i love all names that start with vowels for girls Favorite name for a boy? - papa emeritus iii Will you keep your last name when you get married? - potentially. we talked about juan taking my last name. but i’m not really that attached to it at the end of the day. When was the last time you left your house? - yesterday morning, to go to work Do you return your cart? - fucking always. literally if u dont ur an asshole Do you have a dishwasher? - yup. there wasn’t one in our first apartment, and after washing dishes by hand for a year we agreed that anywhere we move had to have one or it was off the table lmao What noise do you hear? - the fan of my computer, my cat licking his paws, roommate’s music muffled on the other side of the wall. Would you survive in prison? - the only thing i’d fear is maybe pissing off the wrong person by accident. but i feel like i’d be protected by all the allies i’ve made in my cell block Who is the youngest in your family? - technically me. i have a younger sister but she was adopted as a baby and now i know nothing about her. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likey overpack? - fucking juan Do you know anyone with the same name as you? - uhh. yesterday one of my customers was overjoyed because i was the first rachael she’d met in her life who spelled my name the same way she did. does that count What's the last thing you purchased? - a sweet-ass leather & chain harness from the medieval faire. and also a lace choker. Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you? - @cvnt-ish​ if she bought me a ticket to see her in portland then i could answer yes to this question <3 What brand are your pants right now? - not wearin’ any! Ever been to Georgia (the state)? - visited thomasville one day during a vacation with eden’s fam. it was super quaint! What irritates you most on the internet? - hmm. nazies. niceguys. trump supporters. no, you know what, just...people with shitty opinions/beliefs who are provided a forum where other people will validate their shitty views. the internet can be an echo chamber a lot of times and it’s terrifying What brand is your digital camera? - this survey was composed back when digital cameras were still a thing Do you watch movies with your parents? - can’t say I do much of anything with my parents. :/ What song best describes your life right now? - Do You Feel It? - Chaos Chaos Do you own expensive perfume/cologne? - nope. though i would like to make a trip some day soon to bath & body works and get some nice-smelling lotion. Are you taking college classes right now? - none at the moment. if my financial situation resolves itself before march then i will start with my architecture degree this fall, though. Do you like sushi? - do you breathe air? Do you get your hair cut every month? - i cut my own hair, mostly. right now though i’m just letting it grow. Do you go online everyday? - yall dont need me to answer this. you know. Will you pass this survey on? - yeah sure. whoever wants to reblog this and do it i guess. lmao. Boyfriend/Girlfriend Survey What is their name? - juan c: What pet name do you like to call them? - baby. babe. my sun & stars. How long have you been together? - just over three years. How did you meet? - through a mutual friend. she introduced me to the group and it was the beginning of the end, lol. What do you like the most about them? - how creative he is, how driven he can be when he finds a cause worthy of his effort, how introspective and intelligent and talented he is. how forgetful he can be and how dorky he always is. <3 What do you like the least about them? - his tendency to let his emotions get out of hand - though that’s something he’s making really great strides on recently. What is the best thing they have ever done for you? - kiss me, those three years ago on that chilly morning before work. starting us out on this journey together. Have they met your parents yet? - both my parents are out of the picture, but he’s met my aunt and uncle and grandma, which is what counts. and they love him to pieces of course. What would you kids look like if you had kids? - oh! i actually did one of those picture merger things one time to find this out...i lost the screenshot unfortunately though. they would be white/puerto rican mixed with really big noses and beautiful eyes. What is the worst argument you have had? - ooh. this one’s bad. we had two, during the breakup, that were extreme in a way none of our other arguments had ever been. during the first, he lashed out at me because i told him “you have a week to get out.” by the end of it we were screaming in each others’ faces and name-calling. it was ugly. the second one was when he told me he was gonna date the other girl. i was so livid i was seeing red and twice i tried to go up and hit him but he backed away from me and then got in his truck and drove off. i’m still ashamed of that. Do you still kiss a lot? - god. i lose track of how much we kiss every day... Who asked who out? - we went from being best friends to flirting pretty hardcore for a couple days, until he closed the gap suddenly and kissed me. so i guess you could say it was him. lol. Do you think you will get married? - the future is an uncertain thing, so i try not to look too far ahead anymore. still, i would like to, one day... Can you see yourself growing old with them? - again...taking it day by day. What is the one thing you would like to change about them? - absolutely fucking nothing. ...no, you know what, i’d like him to be able to remember that hot beverages go in mugs, not glasses <3 What do you think they would like to change about you? - hmm. my insecurities. they pop up fairly often now after all that’s happened. it takes a lot to reassure me. What is the first gift they ever bought you? - roses, i think. he made a lot of art for me as gifts rather than buying things. Do you have a favorite song together? - ohh, plenty. the first one that pops into mind is definitely Evidence - Marilyn Manson Which famous person do you think they look like the most? - OH OH I KNOW THIS ONE Would you say the two of you are a good match? - only in every conceivable way.