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bella-but-not-hadid444 · 2 years ago

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this is an absolute MUST

#i need this so bad #it’s on ebay #the shipping is like £33 since it’s coming from the US #i really need this in my bedroom #it would make me so happy #even tho idk how to read the time on a clock #i tried to learn analogue but it literally makes no sense to me 😭💀#phineas and ferb #ebay #merch #perry the platypus

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seokjinite · 6 months ago

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SEOKJIN + looks i'm not normal about (cr. 0613data, apple tape)

#usersky #annietrack #usermaggie #userpat #userkelli #btsgif #seokjin #my gifset #my content #w:bts #please lmk if i shouldnt use your tag - i havent giffed bts in a minute and im not sure what tags to use anymore 🥹#this was fun to color. took me 7 hours LMAOO but im satisfied for once. more or less #also first time trying the heavy sharpening/contrast i see a lot of creators use nowadays in both gifs and video edits #and i really like it i think. im going to alternate between this and my usual soft contrast in the future #anyways this man stays one of the most gorgeous creatures that ever graced planet earth im so serious #he doesnt even need bedroom eyes. look at that smile. the twinkling eyes. im awfully down bad for him and its embarassing #pf

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becca-e-barnes · 10 months ago

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Cannot stop thinking about making a really submissive Bucky cum until he can't anymore 😵‍💫

I love the thought of working load after load from him and the way that he'd go from being pretty quiet and composed to whimpering and writhing, unsure if he needs more or less of your touch.

Getting him to a stage where he feels empty. He feels like he has nothing left to give you. You've made him watch as you jerk him off with a delightfully lubed hand, squeezing and tugging until his cock is twitching and throbbing and shooting thick, messy stripes of cum against your palm. You don't stop after he's finished though. His release only makes the glide of your hand smoother and the sight of his own pearly cum being worked back over his cock makes him hard again in no time.

"Please." He groans, throwing his head back, exposing his beautiful throat. Your hand tightens around his cock involuntarily and you find yourself almost wishing you had your other hand around his neck. "Please don't make me cum again. I-I can't."

Bless him, his strong thighs are twitching, his muscles tense, trying to force his body to listen to his brain for just a second.

"Sweetheart, I don't think you're empty yet. You gave me so much cum just a few minutes ago." You let yourself give in just a little, leaning over and kissing along the column of his throat, enjoying the light salty perspiration against your lips.

Bucky rolls his hips but it's hard for him to tell if he's trying to lean into your touch or away from it. In truth, he loves feeling like this. He loves having his cum milked from him and having no choice but to enjoy the mind numbing pleasure of your body.

His thighs are streaked with evidence of his own lust and he's almost ashamed that he's still hard. Not just as hard as he was when you started though.

"F-Fuck." The slick sound of your hand pumping him quickly is overwhelming. Your grip is tight on his shaft while you cup his balls, squeezing and teasing them gently, encouraging them to work overtime for you.

"I can't cum again. I can't." Bucky pants, whimpering when he forces his eyes to meet yours again.

"You told me that last time. I'm not sure when you decided it would be a good idea to lie to me but I promise you, it isn't." Your tone would make him tense but he's tense already, trying to hold back an orgasm he truly doesn't need.

"This is the last orgasm I want from you. You can manage it for me, can't you?" You sound so sincere this time, he can't help but agree.

"Good boy. Now cum nice and hard for me. I want to hear how pathetic you sound."

For the next few minutes, there are no sounds except the delightfully wet sound of your hand working lube and cum against his dick and the frantic moans of a man reaching a level of pleasure that verges just nicely on painful.

When he does cum, you let it splash against your palm once more and you notice how little he's able to provide you with. He's entirely empty, legs shaking but babbling how grateful he is for the way you touch him.

Now that he's spent, it feels like your turn to enjoy yourself while he watches and nothing sounds better than touching yourself with the hand that's covered in his cum.

#becca's thots #becca writes spice #subby!bucky #sub!bucky #it's official #I have the keys to my new house!!#I went over really early this morning and got started on my unholy deep clean #If it can be bleached I will bleach it #if it can't be bleached I will scrub it until it wishes it could've been bleached #and it's silly because it's really clean already #it's nice to get in and start planning my projects though #I'm thinking a little log burner in my main living room #my bedroom only really needs to be repainted so I'll do that by the end of the week #and then I'll move on to the kitchen but that'll be a bigger project

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pinsupansu · 6 months ago

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happy early birthday, @danielhowell 🧡

i'm very glad to be immortalising your doomer to boomer pipeline on cake

a vegan three tier orange flavoured (and also orange coloured, just like the cubes!) cake covered in black dark chocolate buttercream (basically a terry chocolate orange dream). and yes, i ate all that by myself as i was too embarassed to show it to anyone

this was a cake i did for the #cakedupfordan challenge Phandom Gives organized, please check them out:

(https://phandomgives.com/) 💜

#this and the cocktails i really need to stop making them food that i end up eating completely alone in my bedroom #dan and phil #dan howell #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #dan and phil games #dnp #dnpgames #heydanandphil

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xxplastic-cubexx · 10 days ago

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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

#xmen #xmen comic #krakoa #cherik #snap chats #until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny #how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind #ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM #i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were #fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something #and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone #and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly #ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious #sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder #and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room #GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom #im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building #obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3 #in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral #ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am #im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day

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zarnzarn · 13 days ago

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I know millies face drop when blitz said no to being their third was because she knew it meant that something in him really had changed and their dynamic was about to switch up and that whatever he's been dealing with is much worse than she thought it was, if he was being that bluntly honest with her

but it would be so HILARIOUSLY angsty for this one blitzmoxmil fic of mine you guys have no idea.

tfw u realise u gotta break it to ur stressed husband that ur bff/boss whose advances u were going to finally accept no longer wants to pursue u

#or maybe even a “wait no come back” moment from both of them lol #she is really going through it today #blitz must have scared the SHIT out of her with the breakdown in the bedroom too #blitzmoxmil #blitz × moxxie #blitz × millie #< this is in conjunction w stolitz okay i need everyone to know #my ideal poly hc is stolas with his head in his hands begging them all to confess before he dies of agony #helluva boss #blitz #millie #moxxie #ghostfuckers

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howdygravytrain · 1 month ago

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*jingles pathetically across the courtyard*

holy shit y'all, this was the most extensive set of gposes i've done yet. this took almost an entire week from me getting a room at my fc's crib and transferring all my shit from my apartment to there so i could make the bedroom, gathering/crafting everything for said bedroom, the poses themselves, desperately trying to find a crime for aymeric's earring before i said fuck it and photoshopped it on LMAO, the editing, putting the screenshots into panels since tumblr only allows 30 images per upload and finally typing up the transcript, I AM FINISHED.

all because a friend wrote a snippet about "what if aymeric fantasia'd into a lalafell?" i have not known peace since then 😩 /pos

btw i plan to make an introductory post for gravy sometime, but noT FUCKING TONIGHT PLS IF I HAVE TO OPEN PHOTOSHOP ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA HURL MYSELF INTO THE AETHERIAL SEA

got a doozy of a transcript, find it below the break!

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1: [ONE PECULIAR DAY WHEN GRAVY ARRIVED BACK HOME IN ISHGARD…]

Panel 4: Gravy Train: Huh, that’s weird…Aymeric always greets me when I come back home. Maybe he got holed up at work again?

Panel 7: <He hasn’t been to work in two days…The hell is goin’ on?>

Panel 10: Gravy Train: Howdy, Eddie. Aymeric home?

Panel 11: Edrant: Ah, welcome home, Lady Gravy. M’lord is currently upstairs in his bedchambers. He specified to let none interrupt him since yestermorn.

Panel 12: Gravy Train: He ain’t want no one to bother him? Is he alright, is he sick??

Panel 13: Gravy Train: Ayms, ya doin’ alright, sugar bear?

Panel 14: <Hmm, no answer. Maybe he’s in the bathroom?>

Panel 16: Gravy Train: The hell, he ain’t in there either??

Panel 17: Gravy Train: Now just where could he’ve gone off to? Surely if it was an emergency he’d’ve let me know somethin’...

Panel 18: Gravy Train: Maybe Estinien’s gotten into some shit that Vrtra couldn’t get him out of and Aymeric went to help? Or Lucia needed him in Garlemald? Naw, Lucia’s got her shit together, Estinien’d be the one who’d fuck around.

Panel 19: Gravy Train: Aight, that bastard better have his linkpearl in or I swear to goD–

Panel 20: ???: Darling, is that you?

Panel 21: Gravy Train: Huh–who in the–?!

Panel 22: Gravy Train: Hollup–Ayms, is that you?

Panel 23: Aymeric: Aye, and I assume by your expression the potion worked?

Panel 25: Gravy Train: Oh my god, yer my size! Holy shit this is so cool!!

Panel 26: Gravy Train: Oh wait, ya got any clothing that’ll fit?

Aymeric: That I do. I may have taken the opportunity to, ahem, borrow some of your clothing and have outfits of similar proportions made for myself.

Gravy Train: Ohhh, I wanna see those fits!

Aymeric: Of course, if you could excuse me for just a moment…

Panel 28: Gravy Train: Ahhhhhh ya look amazin’, honey!

Panel 31: Aymeric: Um, darling, is something amiss–

Panel 33: Gravy Train: I can do this t’ya now, sugar.

#ffxiv #ffxiv gpose #ffxiv screenshots #gpose #gposers #ff14 #ff14 gpose #lalafell #aymeric de borel #ffxiv memes #ffxiv shitposting #elezen #warrior of light #ffxiv wol #wolmeric #wolship #handeloup #estinien and vrtra mention #i assume the borel manservant is an old man since he's been with da family 4 generations #no clue wtf his name is so after a single ffxiv male elezen name search i found edrant and was like COOL UR EDDIE NOW #as long and time consuming as these gposes were #i really did enjoy making them!#i originally was just gonna do the bedroom shots at someone's open house #but when i found someone's i thought would fit i got way too nervous to ask if it'd be okay that i encroached on their crib #SO I MADE IT SO MUCH HARDER ON MYSELF AND JUST REDID MY APARTMENT LMAO #but it all works out cause it needed to happen anyways UwU #and now i have two areas that i can gpose in that i made all by myself!!!#PLS SE LET ME GET A FUCKING HOUSE #anyways hope y'all enjoy this long ass set!!!!!!

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cait-sith · 18 days ago

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Day 14: Haunt

#art #my art #artists on tumblr #jorm scribs #original character #oc #inktober #nisse #house spirit #oc: theo #silly creature #I need to design him a proper creature form; one that aligns more with his mythological roots #you see him climbing up your shelves; knocking off your pictures wdyd #just kidding Theo would never break anything unless really angered. Like if you didn't take off your shoes before entering.#Or letting mold grow in your bedroom. As long as you treat the house well he's not a problem and will even help with chores #If you leave out porridge for him you'll find a hot drink by your elbow whenever you need one

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j-nor · 10 days ago

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I care so much about the way Jesses character grapples with the implications of morality like Jesus Christ ohh my god. He killed people. He ruined lives. Is he good? No. Yes? It depends what you mean when you ask that. Can this ever be undone? No. No. Can this ever be justified? Maybe. Only by you. Does that matter? Only by your will. Oh my god.

#I am zoomed in on my tiny favorite boy but the whole show is really interesting with these things #all these characters and their actions moving around and within eachother #wowowowoowow #breaking bad #talking to my bedroom wall #Jesse pinkman #listen I know these are all ideas that have been had 1000 times b4 put into kind of stupid words #but #this is just me writing 4 me #you are my diary right now #you are reading me process experience raw #this may be trite and passé but I still need to pace around frantically about it #you understand.

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drumlincountry · 4 months ago

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This is going to sound so stupid but I only today realised that a significant number of people like....look down on retail & service industry work.

#Nothing like happened i'm just listening to Debt by David Graeber & thinking about things #Remembering when my coworkers wife was working in a cafe while she finished her masters #And I was like - ah I like that cafe! Does she like the work?#& he scathingly said #'well. its cafe work'#I feel stupid! This should be obvious!! I know people treat service industry workers like shit!#I guess my mammy - who raised me on her wages from 5 jobs at a time including everything from #Cross border peace development work to cleaning bedrooms in a b&b -#Simply did too good a job teaching me that any job worth doing is worth doing well. Has inherent dignity. Etc.#Also I have many friends who prefer being baristas to like. High paid lab work #Also i'm from a rural area where farm work is considered the Real Work& everything else is just filling in the gaps #And I grew up surrounded by teachers & civil servants & nurses who would pull a few shifts at a bar or hotel to make ends meet #So. I never really computed that some of this work is considered lesser.#tthat the people who do it are consdjered lesser by some.#And not just by outrageous snobs. By like. Average ppl with jobs that they can sit down in #This is blowing my mind I need a minute #Me Fein

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galaxywarp · 5 months ago

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*emerges covered in blood* I vacuumed.

#I’ve been tackling it in pieces #the living room hallway and most of the spare room are done now #really just my bedroom left #but I need to get all the laundry out of there first

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bookmark-extraordinaire · 4 months ago

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I recently had a conversation with a friend that made me realise that (maybe) people might not know that the Italian mafia still exists and actively operates all over Italy. Like, the general international public has this old-timey idea of the mafia that stops at the 1950s, with Al Capone, seedy bars, car chases with tommy guns etc. etc. or at least that seems to be the case for the people who don’t live in Europe, or otherwise close to Italy.

So, I made this poll. DISCLAIMER: this poll is NOT so i could judge people in any way. I can’t really fault anyone for not knowing about a problem so tied to Italian soil and culture, I was just curious.

NOTE: I’m not making a distinction between the actual Mafia, Camorra, Ndrangheta etc. etc. just pretend that all Italian organized crime is one big thing for the sake of this poll.