#i put their ass in a video game
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Finally got to play tomodatchi life
Somehow me and tsukishima became best friends lol
They got married and went to Hawaii for their honeymoon
#golden kamuy#gk#gk tsukishima#tsukishima hajime#gk koito#koito otonoshin#golden kamuy tsukishima#tsukikoi#koitsuki#my lovely gays#golden kamuy koito#tomodachi life#i put their ass in a video game#tomodachi posting#tomodachi game
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More silly MXTX polls to mull over for the week:
#poll#svsss#mdzs#tgcf#EDIT: JINGLES MISERABLY: I thought this was set for a week...not a day....Sigh......#Thought about doing this just for mdzs but there are too many characters for a proper poll and im not strong enough to do a tournement.#So now its just the main duos (+anyone else who manages to be a strong contender. Freedom of expression and all)#I think its fun to put characters in scenarios! I also think its more interesting to raise the stakes.#You may imagine any situation what gets all 6 into the same room for a Mario Partio Kartio event.#The question is who is the most cringe and fail. For the humour of the situation!#and yes - as always (unless it gets rancid again) I will have a comic for the results at the end of the week <3#This poll is a shout out to people like me who are bad at video games and suffer whenever mario kart comes out at parties.#I mean it with my whole ass that I should not be given a controller.#No I'm not trying to hide my abilities or be humble. Dont do it.#Yes I have played a *lot* of mario kart for the wii. No I'm not good.
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something something soulmatism
#animatic redraws cuz tbh all that making those did was make me wanna redraw the scenes for real#if you saw me post this for a few seconds before realizing i forgot to do the re-lining for greg’s nose no you didn’t#also please notice the greg was here lol#the real reason his ass got put in there#/silly#fe draws#tony becker#gregory#beckory#ggy#video games#five nights at freddy’s#five nights at freddy's
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okay so as a gen 5 stan who does adore the story in bw and bw2, and now that gen 5 has experienced both a vicious hatedom that wouldnt hear a single positive thing about the games, and now a super protective fandom that insists they were perfect and had zero flaws... can we admit now that the bw1 story at least was. a little mid.
#just a little. just a little.#i am saying this as someone who adores it and loves the characters a lot#...... but good god team plasma kinda sucks ass as an evil organization#bw2 is sorta better about them with the split factions but in the first game theyre so obnoxious and come across as strawmen#the game talks about how the world is nuanced and not black and white and its not good to take extreme sides#but then. it sorta does that with the protagonists? by refusing to talk about abused pokemon that werent hurt by team plasma?#obviously they are wrong. the game hammers it in with a mallet. but is it really nuanced if our stance is ''ha ha thats silly''#and yeah groups like plasma exist irl but like. as someone who cares abt animal rights and stuff a lot. i feel like they fumbled it here#the answer shouldnt have been ''well ig some pokemon get hurt. we wont talk about them though. watch the grunt kick a munna''#it shouldve been about animal welfare. like maybe instead of becoming assistant professor; bianca couldve become a nurse joy#or she couldve joined some organization that rescues and rehabilitates pokemon from abusive trainers. maybe the reformed plasma from bw2#and before someone goes ''erm its a kids game they cant do that :/ thats too complicated'' first of all- the anime showed a malnourished te#tepig#kids can handle a bit of text next to a skittish lillipup thats like ''its scared of humans'' or something and its being cared for by someo#someone''#plus the side games were tackling much heavier shit at this point#also again they were apparently fine with a grunt kicking a munna and bragging about how he loves doing that so.#like even as a kid i felt like that scene was really over the top and stupid#team plasma feels less like an attempt to do commentary on harmful animal rights ideas that lead to ecofascism and dont care abt the animal#true needs#and more like gamefreak read a lot of obnoxious critical pokemon posts like ''lmao training is like dogfighting'' and ''this promotes anima#abuse!'' and just made a strawman out of those people. and like i agree thats all stupid but it sorta hurts the message of the game#that the world is very nuanced and taking extremes is bad and reductive.#and this isnt getting into poor story and gameplay integration and other stuff like underutilized characters (you know exactly who i mean)#idk. again i still adore the story and have a huge soft spot for it. but i think the only reason people say its perfect is out of defensive#defensiveness and not having engaged with a ton of video game stories. and pokemon stories not being fantastic in general#like i think pla is better put together story wise than this game and its got less going on than this#echoed voice
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is midna the kitten named after midna from the legend of zelda
yeah and it turns out that was a mistake because she’s a mischievous little imp who big time lives up to her namesake
#I love her a whole lot and she’s super friendly and never bites or hisses and walks right up to strangers#but she is also. objectively a little bit evil#like most cats are a little bit evil but this one fears nothing on this earth and therefore nothing stops her from Getting Into Shit#she loooooves to put herself in situations#but no yeah twilight princess was my first zelda game and also the first video game I really like. played in earnest#this was on the Wii when I was like thirteen and I never finished it bc I’m not great at games and the controls suck ass on the wii#but it still holds a special place in my heart#so when I decided to adopt a little shadow creature…..#asks
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I uh got a little carried away with rendering this
#IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A DOODLE BUT THEN I WAS LIKE HEY WATCH THIS#my art#look at me making pretty ass art for a goofy ass video game#body horror tw#idk if i wanna put this in the main tag#fake peppino#i’ll put it in that one tho :)#anyways i’m going to bed ✌️#pepp
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Is it just me or do new-engine video games feel like they're getting worse rather than better. Like yeah the textures and physics and FX themselves are improved, but at the same time why does it feel like I'm playing a game from 2001. Something's wrong here.
#//personal#//rant in tags incoming#idk mannn#it's like we're diving back into the uncanny valley or something#ever since the new unity engine came out in like 2020 or smt i've been getting weird vibes from all the new AAA games#my personal theory is that game devs don't know about art or film principles anymore and everything is TOO high resolution.#like the way our eyes process info we don't see every single object in 5000p. if u pay attention to ur periphery it's all smeary right?#so in video games when the unimportant assets are half-assed that's kind of a good thing (if u know about impressionism u understand me)#now it's like. where's the depth of field. and the atmospheric perspective. the subsurface scattering and anti-aliasing. the COLOR THEORY??#not to mention that like the physics themselves are also a bit janky and off-putting#like i see a human character with hair that doesn't hair right and no weight to their movements and it's like looking at a skinwalker or sm#i can't animate for shit but im not getting paid by AAA so. we can do better. we HAVE done better. what happened.#anyways. that's me.#i am very passionate bc im spending thousands on a video game major ty
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on that subject, obsessed with today when i was like "hey guys, can you two stop playing the jumping game for now because it's giving caden a headache" and my 6 yr old cousin is like "you mean 'me'. it's giving 'me' a headache, because your caden". it's like yeah man ur right. my bad . and then they stopped jumping. it was awesome
#the thing is like. the jumping hurt my headright away#but i let them do it for a while before they told them to stop. and then they did#and i think thats part of it too. for somw things you have to wait and let kids have whay they want for a while before swooping in and#asking for them to stop#so they dont feel super controlled#and like. as an autistic person I HAVE TO DO THAT ANYWAY USUALLY#there's so many adult people out there who i have to put up witj their noises because i KNOW if i ask for them to stop theyll get mad#or even on a lesser extent. like as an autistic person w my sorta issues. you have to a let a lot of things go that are genuenly painful#and stressful. bc if u ask people to do things too much they often get upset. even if theyre overall nice#same with kids#but with kids you get to ask them to stop way more and you get to ask earlier than you would with most adults#like. ill be trying to put up with somethinf and struggling and get to the ppont where im visibly shaking and stuttering and on the verge#of tears#and the mere request of 'could you turn the tv ofd#still gets whole ass adults telling me im entitled and bossy#meanwhile child will hear 'thats making me feel bad' and theyll hear that and theyll think about it#and often times theyll stop#and even when they dont they dont insult you!#and people still say little kids are annoying????#when i tell a little kid 'could you turn the sound off on the video game or take it to another room the sounds its making are upsetting me#they LISTEN.#adults have a strong tendency to#use the ironicallt imature logic of ' i like this thing. so it dosent matter if it is upsetting you. i like it so i want to have it. even#though we are in a shared space together. i wont change what im doing because i want to do the thing i like. and thats more important than#not upsetting you. because doing the thing i like makes ME feel good.'#like. litterallt this mindset is easily more promient in adults than small children 100% . on god#and its just about the most childish thing ever.#its understandable. but its immature#and with something this simple its silly people cant let that go. its not complex at all. its stop making noise it is hurting me. easy
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Consider it a WIP! I really wanna continue it, I've just been struggling with how to structure the next chapter. I know where I want said chapter to end up, it's getting there that's giving me hell.
#answers#I've known how this story ends for YEARS#I definitely wanna finish it#I just gotta leap over some hurdles to get there. Including this weird little wibbly bit#I know what important Plot Points I wanna hit but getting there is some heavily rocky terrain#Hard to decide how to get the needed info in without it being super messy or leaving important things out#Maybe it needs to be two chapters but even then I'm still figuring out how to lay out the jigsaw pieces in a coherent layout#The Ending of that fic is within shooting distance but getting stuff shuffled together sucks. Wish I could just teleport one chapter ahead#In other news am nearly free of the Zelda Obliette and I made a few words today#Sorry for the big break everyone; April just kicked my ass and then Videoed Games#I'll get some things done as soon as I can spirit willing#First on the list is that Confessing It epilogue I've been putting off for ages#I'm always so damn slow at endings
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woag. vibeo game?
(very rough still)
(but now theres more colours)
#game dev#my art#murderhouse makeover#fuck it whatever im probably never gonna do the legal shit for this#slim chance i even make it to uploading on itch lmao#turns out game dev takes a REALLY long time when you dont know what you're doing#also i should not have waited this long to make the actual win state. how the hell am i gonna quantify decorating a house#since filming this video ive made the main menu buttons nicer and fixed the storage system#one of these days i'll actually put effort into the video#but also. i dunno#ive been telling myself id have enough to do a demo for the last two years now. im so tired and i keep not finishing shit#between making this and my full time job and also making regular ass drawings to put on this blog i kinda wanna throw the towel in#stop reading here if you dont wanna see my sad ass thought process#im not the kinda guy that gets Big Successes. like even if i finish and polish this fully it'll sell MAYBE a hundred copies#its kinda hard to keep going on this with that weighing on me yknow. like ive wasted months of work on this#this has been my free time for the past two years#i dont know#I DONT KNOW
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Btw I played Paper Mario 64 recently and just finished it last week, three takeaways from it:
1. Bowser is a delight of a character no matter the game, he’s hilarious and I love how hard he’s trying when “courting” Peach.
2. Peach was the absolute MVP of that game and amazing proof that you don’t need to know how to fight to play a vital role in a story.
3. The Kolorados need to divorce already.
8.5/10 Really good game!
#Super Mario#Paper Mario 64#Flor talks#I could write a more in-depth review talking about each chapter; each partner; the combat system etc#but I'm being merciful for once#could be a potential video idea though#especially since I went with finishing the game 100%#also I wanted to write that Kolorado's wife need to divorce his ass but in reality they both want different things#the divorce should be mutual#another takeaway I could've put is that the condor from Mario 64 is apparently trans#he uses he/him pronouns but can lay eggs with babies in them; Goombario points it out in his tattle#(I actually did write this post 2 days ago unlike the previous ones made over a month ago)
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spader: are you gonna have a wizard name when youre older? blaine: hm. i dunno. i can't THINK of one.
blaine: how about we give each other wizard names spader: ok on the count of three blaine: 1-- spader: 2-- blaine: 3--
spader: blaine the lame blaine: boots wizard
blaine: YOU ASSHOLE spader: ow! ow! hey!
blaine: SPADER THE HATER spader: STOOOOPPPPP THAT'S GOOD
#BOOTS WIZARD#its so funny to me. that half the adults have names like DIMENSION WIZARD or LIFE GIVING MAGUS#and the others have names. like RON JAMES or BUFO. sorta magicky names. weird names.#and then theres thesE THREE KIDS?? with the MOST NORMAL-ASS NAMES.#i guess spaders kinda unusual but not that weird. BLAINE?? LARRY? normal names.#cadebra is ok though. she has a magic name#sorry everyone for putting all these names in my tags even though theyre not in this image#adventure time#digital#blaine#spader#distant lands#'blaine the lame' lives rent free in my head btw id been snickering about that for like a year before i finally made a comic with it#(draws characters playing video games with these stupid wires lying around instead of learning to draw a controller) hehe
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this video is reminding me that i'm still bitter EA didn't pick me for the creator network back when they opened it up to tumblr creators years ago and i had to watch some of the fakest bitchiest people i knew get free games and PR packages and it made me so mad i started pirating the game....... happy for dan and phil though 😒
#its dumb but i'm getting so mad i don't know if i want to finish the video fksjfksk#its soooo petty#but also the haircut put me in a bad mood and the game pack sucked balls and ass when i played it#so i might pass on this one lmao
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Yearning for manual labor but also a body that wont crumple immediately from the thought
#i need to dig a big hole or something#i have been Not Particularly Enriched#video game can only do so much for me😔 i need to be let out of my enclosure and put into a field#i will start digging and running and sorting items and#i wanna be a horse with a human soul#or maybe a ghost horse with a human soul(horses have weird ass bodies and health. id rather avoid that)#if i were a ghost horse i would play with a yoga ball and run ominously down cobblestone roads at night#what the fuck am i even saying#GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT GET ME OUT GET ME OUT GET ME OUT IM SO HUNGRY IM SO HUNGRY IM SO HUNGRY
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literally every item except for the pkmn game 😭 which, I should be clear, i am very very grateful for fjkdkl i was actually not expecting to receive more than two or three things, and the frying pan will be immensely useful djdkdl but aough there is a certain disappointment to the game not being one of the gifts fjdjkl
#part of me is like welllll maybe thats a sign that i shouldn't get the game#other part of me thinks maybe i can use the money that i might receive from relatives to get it but. i shouldn't. it should be for grocery#i AM happy and grateful to receive the other items on my list though i really really am fjdkdl#im excited abt the s.innoh gym badge pins !! going to put them on my bag as I acquire them in-game :]#i will match my sona ^-^#and the book is awesome and the scrub brush is useful and the crochet hook is excellent#so overall very good!!! just a tinge of disappointment abt the game but i rly shouldn't have gotten my hopes up fjfkdl#maybe i can use this as incentive to get my ass in gear to work on welfare application fjdkdl#but also maybe i just. shouldnt get the game. is it rly worth that much money that could go towards food instead ... idk 😭#and ofc i could emulate but for some reason i just dont rly want to do that fjdksl idk why#man. clasps hands behind me and looks out to sea.#also congrats to me again for keeping my mouth shut most of the time PHEW im getting better at keeping quiet#sorry this is such a greedy spoiled sounding vent fjdksl i just. there is a little bit of disappointment y'know? even if there shouldnt be!#trying to push it away bc i am glad for the other items fjdkdl and dont want to be a greedy ungrateful goober over a video game#dandy.cmd#vent //
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I think it may say something about gamer culture that one of the oldest first person shooter franchises¹ only has two canonically queer characters², and both of them are from the same short story released in 2009³, where they are both killed.
¹: Halo
²: Felicia Sanderson and Allison Stark
³: Dirt
#which like halo is awar story death makes sense#I'm not really complaining about that part#but it's criminal that is been 15 years without another queer character#i love halo but uh#goddamn y'all#you're getting your ass whupped by star wars#they even put queers in their shows and video games#chessie chats
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