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Why timeskip Mercedes is cute and y'all are wEAK
I'm calling you all out! "pre timeskip Mercedes is cuter with her longer hair" and "short hair doesnt fit her" and MORE SLANDER. In this house we support and RESPECT timeskip Mercedes!
SHE
LOOK AT HER! LOOK AT HER! I WANT YOU ALL TO LOOK AT HERRRR
Her pre-skip hair looked more fluffy? THAT FLOOF DOESN'T DISAPPEAR! It's all condensed now. Round. Loaf. Her hair is the perfect shape to smoosh like a marshmallow. Also women with short hair are cute and anyone who says otherwise is weak.
WALK WALK FASHION BABY
And look at those clothes! She is WINNING the fashion competition. The hat needs to go? THE HAT IS THE BEST PART. Have you seen the back of it?
It looks like butterfly wings!!!
THERE ARE MANY OF US
AND IM NOT THE ONLY WHO THINKS SHE'S PRETTY! IN FACT-
...what?
IGNORE THAT. How can you look at timeskip mercedes and think she's not pretty? Her portrait has her looking down on you like the filthy sinner that you are. It is not only her duty to send you to the goddess, it is her honor.
screaming crying sobbing hitting the ground
Ugh. Imagine if there were TWO of them. Two perfect wamen.
what ancient language would she speak?
No. You are not worthy. You are not worthy of her greatness. Her timeskip design is a blessing upon us all and you have SCORNED it. The day of reckoning is close.
She, who looks LIKE A GODDESS (ignatz approved), will smite you all for your foolishness.
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yk bloodletting makes so much sense i totally get the feeling of wanting to just like plunge a knife into wherevers hurting i cant blame them honestly
#/hj#dont report this for mental health concerns i promise yall im fine#i know someone will#i promise yall im ok#pinky even
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actually yknow fuck it. saying this as a serious die-hard scourge fan. but scourge fans need to stop being so fucking annoying about scourge im going to explode. the amount of ppl ive seen say on my surge vs scourge au art that "scourge would beat surge's ass, this is inaccurate, etc" is stupid as fuck actually. like oh yeah scourge, guy who is known for his epic win streak (lie), would beat SURGE. okay. whatever
#sorry i wasnt THAT mad about it when it was one or two comments#but now its like. every comment. and im a lil tired of it#yall are giving him way too much fucking credit im sorry#he aint that impressive!! hes kind of lame!!! thats why we love him!!! youre missing the point!!!#'that would mean surge is stronger than archie sonic' STOP POWERSCALING SONIC LIKE ITS FUCKING DRAGON BALL Z#and the fucking reading comprehension !!! i said IN THE POST that its an au !!!! oh my GOD i hate scourge fans#sorry for the really angry post i promise i dont usually post like this lol im just.#scourge means the world to me and i Know he aint the hot shit he acts like he is ok. thats all im saying
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[id in alt]
some idw redraws
#i spent way too long trying to figure out sonic's quills#monotoneart#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#shadow the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#sonic idw#ive read the first 2 volumes of idw so far. theyre such a delight :]#i do kinda rant below about my 2 sticking points so far (specifically about team dark in the metal virus arc) so uh. sorry#omega not caring about shadow when he gets zombotted kinda bugs me ngl#like bro that's ur teammate yall did so much together do u not care abt any of that.#sega give omega more personality than just ''kill eggman robots''#and the way the others talk about shadow and say ''oh he doesnt care im surprised he cares''#...well sonic says that and i... guess shadow could come off that way to him. ehhhhh.#i would think sonic would understand his deal though.#''oh more people saved means less zombots to deal with'' what!! it's more than that!!!#guy made a promise to protect the planet!!! that would include the people!!!#more people saved means just that: more people saved!!!#he's a ''the means justify the ends'' kinda character but that don't mean he's heartless#rouge girl u should know better!! you're like one of the only people he talks to relatively regularly!!#takes a deep breath. ok im good now. everything else about idw so far is cool. i love whisper n tangle.#cant wait to finally get to surge and kit#OH YEAH ALSO i watched wild robot and it was so extremely good. i cried <3
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a happy jiaoqiu bc that patch was DEVASTATING (spoilers in the tags)
#tuxiart#jiaoqiu#hsr jiaoqiu#jiaoqiu hsr#jiaoqiu honkai star rail#honkai star rail#hsr#honkai star rail fanart#hsr fanart#art#digital art#illustration#IM DEVASTATED#MY POOR JIAOJIAO#THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I THOUGHT JIAOQIU ACTUALLY GENUINELY DIED IS TOO DAMN MUCH#AND HE WENT B L I N D??????????!!?!!?!??!#“I can still clearly hear the sound of the waves. That's enough for me.” JIAOQIUUUUUUUU IM GONNA CRYYYYY#yall Im gonna jiaojiao jump off a cliff#THIS IS NOT OK#AND FEIXIAO PROMISING TO FIND SOMEONE TO HEAL HIS EYES SOBBBB#I CANT TAKE THIS AUGHHHHHGHHH#catch me crying about the yaoqing trio at 3 am#SOB I LOVE THEM LET THEM BE HAPPYYYYYYyyYyyyyyyYyyyyyy
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when i reach 200 followers i will drop the most sickening klance analysis with red paladin/black paladin dynamics & yes it will include shiro, allura, and other character mentions.
this is a threat.
and the only reason i haven’t posted it sooner is bc i am almost done traveling. so i haven’t had much free time yet
BE WARNED
#lance mcclain#keith kogane#voltron#vld#klance#SICKENING FANFICENING#THE RISE OF BLUEMANTICS EPIC LOVE FOR RPBP KLANCE CONTINUES#MWAHAHAHA THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONAL GROWTH THAT THIS WILL CONTAIN???? IMMEASURABLE!!!#all the character development yall are wanting 🥰 or at least i hope… ill try ok. no promises im just a teenage girl#A TEENAGE GIRL WITH A PHONE#and a lot of audacity like my middle name is audacity#lance audacity bluemantics first of her name#an adult teenager. fr
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friend notoriously bad at videogames said shed play marvel rivals with me tomorrow chat if i never post after tomorrow night its because a blood vessel bursted
#marvel rivals#snap chats#AT LEAST WE’LL HAVE OUR OTHER FRIEND THERE BUT god.#she funny as hell she just suddenly called me and was like ‘i saw your twitter. do you wanna play marvel rivals tomorrow’#and then she proceeds to be like ‘wait so who do you main. other than magneto’ Motherfucker with a capital M#NO I SWEAR IM NOT A ONE TRICK i really like wanda hawkeye and jeff….#NO SHE SAID ONE MORE THING SHE WAS LIKE ‘wait are charles and magneto the same guy’ and she tries to Just Kidding her wait outta it#Note whenever she says Just Kidding she’s trying to cover her ass I PROMISE I WAS LIKE /KAYLA. BE SERIOUS./#and then she was like ‘who’s the friendlier one of the two’#and then i had to hit her with the Technically People Think Theyre Both Varying Degrees Of Asshole. however charles probably wont bite you#and THEN SHE WAS LIKE ‘ok well you should draw magneto surprising charles with jollibees’ AND I. NO SHE THINKS MY EXISTENCE SURROUNDS JB#AND THIS GAL HAD THE GAUL TO BE LIKE ‘oh do you know how to make it since its a big part of your culture’#i was flabbergasted frankly. ‘oh you guys really like jollibees so you know how to make it right’ i screamed#LIKE ????ISJAJSJSJSJ i cant stress the anomaly this girl is i wish you all could meet her so you understand me#AND LIKE SURE I LOVE JBS but she only ever mentions puto and jollibees to me like kayla. there is more to PH culture than that sjKakss#its really funny with the ??? shit she says i cant lie#she was all ‘oh is the winter soldier in the game ? you should play him hes cool :) and from jersey :) ok well his actor is but—‘ LIKE DKSKS#‘snap arent you being a little mean’ no trust and believe AND I HAVE WITNESSES#i have stupid amounts of stories with her. like she tried to excuse being dumb by sayin shes a capricorn#we’re literally both capricorns and she was born two days before me I Cannot. Do You Understand Me.#anyways. she said i should stream me playing rivals would anyone care about that#i kinda wanted to …. i think it’d be fun…. plus i miss streaming :(#ok byebye for now my bros almost home and i said id let him play so i could work on comms#i mean thats assuming he wants to play. if not uhhhhhhh#anyways BYE. ill tell yall how the game goes tomorrow night if i dont die of a stroke#again at least our other friend’ll be there so someone can laugh at my pain
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Sean McCool
Chapter 1: A Big Day For The Irish
Word count: like 3600
Rating: Teen
Warnings: fearplay, injury
Arthur is startled awake by the most unusual of sounds in the night. Thunderous booms, the deafening sound of shuffling against grass and dirt, the horses crying. His first thought is a strong storm, but opening his eyes to a starry morning sky peppered with small white clouds dismisses this possibility. As he forces himself awake, a number of awful scenarios run through his mind: bounty hunters, Pinkertons, O'Driscolls, common thieves. He draws his pistol as he blinks, scanning through the blur of his sleep.
"Who goes there?"
Not a word or sound save from the panic of the horses hitched on a nearby tree. However, something else immediately captures his interest. Something very large, taller than he is, and spanning an impressive distance, like a long wall. Different colors, too, as it goes along. Browns, a deep blue, a light patterned blue, some soft reds and greens, softly glowing in the moonlight.
"Arthur?"
From behind him, Hosea rises to his feet and comes to stand beside him.
"Hosea.... Do you know what the hell I'm lookin' at here? I can't make heads or tails o’ this thing right now."
"Might've been what spooked the horses.... I don't know. Give me a minute, will you?"
Hosea makes his way toward the wall, studying it with an intense curiosity. "Looks... strangely familiar, though I can't put my finger on why."
"All I see is a wall. ‘Course, that don't make much sense. Got an interestin’ shape to it, that's for sure."
Hosea backs up cautiously as the wall seems to move upward and downward with a sound that can only be described as a low, deep sigh.
"I don't think this is a wall, son," he croaks deeply, his gaze shifting back and forth between different ends of the so-called wall.
"Then what the hell do you think it is?"
"I-I think it's a giant!" Hosea wheezes.
"A giant?! Hosea, you must'a drank more than you thought you did. Giants ain't real, now I know you of all people got sense enough to know that," he barks at the older man with a confused look.
"Shh, not so loud," he whispers, "You'll wake it. And-and it don't make a lick of sense to me either, but-but look." He points shakily to a light-colored, oddly shaped section of the wall that seems to jut out from a strange tunnel of cloth. "That's a hand."
Arthur's brow furrows curiously as he takes a few steps toward the appendage, holstering his gun but keeping his hand on it.
"Don't touch it, Arthur."
Arthur nods as he continues to inspect the thing, looking down at his hand then back up again at the towering object, curled up and still taller than himself. Up, down, up, down again. He stumbles back, his mouth becoming an entry point for any flying insect that dares to become breakfast.
"What. The. Hell?!"
"See, I told you. What else could it be?"
"I see yer point," Arthur surrenders, continuing to back away until he's behind Hosea. With the realization, the wall seems to morph into something a lot less wall-like and a lot more human-like. It rises and falls rhythmically with a low gust of air. Arthur watches as Hosea makes his way to the other end of the giant, the part with red and green.
"We need to wake Sean and get the hell outta here!!!!" Arthur scans the environment for any sign of his friend. "Hey, where is that little Irish weasel anyway? He was right-"
Arthur freezes in place, an icy chill running through his veins as his mind starts putting two and two together.
"There.... OH MY-"
"-I'm afraid we're looking at him," Hosea interjects, his voice wavering with emotion. "His head is up this way." He motions for Arthur to come closer.
Arthur doesn't believe it. He doesn't want to believe it; it all seems so absurd. He has to prove it for himself, as gut-wrenching as that may be, if only to convince himself he hasn't gone completely nuts, or had too much to drink, so he walks toward Hosea's position, his light step on the dirt feeling like a trudge through mud. He approaches the patch of soft orangey reds that starts to make a lot more sense, running the strands through his fingers like long, thin cables. He recognizes Sean's ear, what must easily be the height of his own body. Maybe even more.
"Goddamn..." He mutters in utter disbelief. Blue eyes widen, his chest tightening uncomfortably.
Just then, a deep, loud, Sean-like grumble is heard and felt in the ground. The curtain of hair begins to shift, moving toward the two at an alarming pace.
"We gotta MOVE!" Arthur bleats, turning tail toward the woods. Hosea follows him as quickly as he can, soon falling into a coughing fit and forced to stop in his tracks. Arthur sees this, but before he has the chance to run and assist him, his father figure is halfway pinned underneath Sean's massive cheek, his legs almost completely buried. The giant grumbles in his sleep as he settles on his side, completely unaware of the mess unfolding before him.
"Hosea!" Arthur runs to his aid. Sean's breath washes over his whole body in warm, damp gusts as his face is now turned toward the pair, yet it chills the surface of his skin. It's an eerie, disturbing feeling he tries his best to disregard; there are more pressing matters at the moment.
Shit, that’s still pretty hard to ignore.
"Well, at least he was considerate enough to spare my head and torso," Hosea croaks, trying to make light of the situation. He pulls at his legs with his hands to free them, but they only barely budge.
"You alright, Hosea?" Arthur kneels down next to him, searching his features for any trace of discomfort.
"Not too bad right now," he grunts in a pained voice, "but I need to get the pressure off these legs, quick. Give me a hand here."
"Mhm." Arthur pulls at one of Hosea's thighs with the weight of his arms and upper body. It budges a little, but still remains wedged under Sean's cheek.
"Shoot. No luck," Hosea mutters, eyes welling with tears.
"Lemme try somethin' else here." Arthur gets down in a seated position next to Hosea, pressing his boots against the cheek. He tugs the skin and fat of Sean's cheek upward with his boots, the friction with his stubble emitting a sound akin to a shave, then once again using the force of his upper body strength to pry Hosea's leg free. This time, the limb easily slides outward, giving Hosea a bit of relief.
"Great, now the other one."
Arthur moves to Hosea's other side, doing the same for his right leg. The prodding of Sean's cheek makes his nose and mouth twitch, drawing the pair's attention to it briefly before focusing back on the task at hand. "Alright, this one's in there pretty deep, so, try and pull with me, okay?"
Hosea nods as the two pull, heaving and grunting before finally freeing his foot of their friend's face, as well as his boot.
"You okay?" Arthur asks, inspecting the leg and foot for any sign of injury.
"Somewhat." He flexes the limb, wincing and groaning with pain. "I think it got pretty banged up. Still, I don't think it's broken."
"Sorry to hear. You don't look so good. Hopefully it ain't broken, at least. " Arthur sighs, taking in the sight of his gang brother's massive head. He chuckles at the sight, then turns back to the older man. "Good lord, he's enormous... Can't even imagine what kinda shit he'd get into when he wakes up. His ego was already big enough before." The thought gives Arthur a headache.
Hosea's eyes are still set on the giant's features in front of them, concerned. "Looks like we're about to find out."
Sean's eyelids peel open only very slightly, and he rubs his eyes with massive fingers. He grumbles, vibrating the ground underneath him in a pained voice.
"Oh, me head... Feels like… egh, shite…"
Sean's voice is startlingly loud and deep, and the two back away to give him some space, with Hosea forced to shuffle back on his rear due to his injured leg.
"Ugh..."
Sean sits up, casting the two in shadow. His hat remains on the ground, his eyes opening further.
"Where the hell am I?"
He scans the environment, the rays of the morning sun creeping over the trees and blinding him. Holding his hand in front of him, he turns his gaze downward to avoid the sun's glare, trying to make sense of the two little blobs he notices on the ground. He blinks.
"What's this now?"
He picks one of them up, Arthur, who is unpleasantly surprised by the fingers that effortlessly wrap around him almost painfully, pinning his arms to his sides and restricting his mobility. As he's whisked dozens of feet in the air in seconds, his stomach seems to want to linger on the ground for a few moments, and Sean certainly doesn't give it the opportunity to catch up. His surroundings are a blur until the movement slows and halts at his friend's face. He knows it's Sean, he's known him for years. The young redhead's always been like an annoying little brother to him, but that closeness and friendship was left at the ground below. As he’s enveloped in the massive hand of a familiar stranger, a frigid heat crawls over his skin, up his spine. He can hear nothing but the throb of his own heartbeat in his ears, his head thick.
Little brother? Not so little now.
Now, Arthur is constricted by an enormous hand, and his entire field of vision is filled with nothing but Sean. Green irises like serving plates pierce through Arthur's invisible armor, making him feel unusually vulnerable under his gaze. Here he was, at the complete mercy of a powerful fool. If it had been a total stranger, he manages to think, it would be less scary right now. He knows this behemoth, impulsive and reckless, and it leaves Arthur petrified, hardly able to breathe.
The brow furrows, eyes and pupils expanding, and as he speaks, Arthur can feel a gentle buzz through his fingers.
"..Arthur?!?"
Sean’s expression becomes warmer as he recognizes his friend, so teeny in his hand. Creases form around his eyes, a sign that he's smiling; there's just so much of Sean to take in that Arthur is really only able to focus on those massive jade irises, burning so intensely with curiosity it becomes impossible to tear his gaze away, no matter how desperately he wants to.
And Arthur knows better than most, there's a lot you can tell about what a feller is thinking through eyes and eyes alone. The sense of wonder and amusement in the younger man's gaze is palpable, and although familiar, is so much bigger and brighter than he’s ever witnessed. He can feel Sean's pulse through his fingers, and the grip finally loosens enough to not be uncomfortable, allowing for Arthur to move his arms finally. Not that that's much help, since he really only has Sean's thumb to grab onto.
"Wh- what the fuck? How-how'd ya get so- uh... little?!"
He stammers in disbelief.
Sean's breath rustles Arthur's hair as he speaks, the scent of whiskey and cigarettes. His rough voice is painfully loud and detailed in his ear, and slightly deeper than he's used to. Arthur can't help but chuckle awkwardly at the unusual situation; it's really the only response he can muster other than the scream lingering in his throat.
"I-I ain't little, Sean. Just.. take a look around ya!"
Arthur is momentarily relieved of the intensity of his gaze as Sean looks around, noticing the ends of his hair brushing against his blazer like an enormous broom. It's easier for Arthur to take everything in when he's not being stared down by a pair of humongous eyes. A breath of fresh air.
The Irishman looks upon the landscape surrounding him, noticing how he easily dwarfs the trees, even from his seated position.
"Jeeeeesus..."
He lets out a low, piercing whistle, then turns back to Arthur, a smug grin stretching out further than Arthur is tall.
"Y'know, Arthur Morgan, you aren't nearly as ugly from this point of view. Dare I say it, yer almost adorable."
"Oh, please-" Arthur can feel the wall of fingers constricting his limbs once more, and Sean becomes giddier than ever as he seems to get further away, moving Arthur back a bit to inspect him with better focus. The sensation is dizzying.
"I mean it! Yer like a tiny little doll in my hand. A grumpy one at that~!!! It's endearing! Y'know, I've always liked the idea of bein' bigger and stronger, but this is somethin' else! A right fantasy, this is!!! A dream!!! Am I dreamin'?!"
"SEAN!" A voice barks from below them.
Sean’s gaze turns downward toward Hosea, who sits with his legs stretched out on the grass.
"Put him down, son! Right now! You're hurting him!" Hosea commands.
He looks back at Arthur, who seems quite a bit more purple than usual at the moment. The younger man's features immediately soften with concern, and he loosens his grip on the outlaw as he lowers him to the ground, much more slowly than his startling ascent moments ago.
"O-of course, Mr. Matthews!"
A disoriented Arthur slides off of Sean's fingers and onto the ground, landing in a heap with a soft "oof."
"Sorry, English. Y'okay?"
Arthur lets out a muffled "yep" from his crumpled position before righting himself, sitting with his legs sprawled out like Hosea.
A small smile tugs at the corner of Sean's mouth from the affirmation. There is a moment of stunned silence between the three of them, the gangster-turned-giant running his fingers through the grass, his eyes glued to the two on the ground as he orients himself to this reality. His fingers suddenly brush up against a solid object, which he lifts up to eye level. A boot. Realizing Hosea's sock is exposed, he lowers the boot pinched between two fingers to Hosea, receiving a soft "thank you."
"No problem."
He yawns, rubbing his temple.
"Could surely use a cup of coffee right now, though. What a way to wake up."
"I don't think they make coffee cups that big," Arthur laughs. "I'm afraid you're outta luck."
"What the hell happened anyways?! Last thing I remember, I was celebratin', havin' a few drinks with the pair o' yous. Now this!"
"I don't know," Arthur replies. "Maybe it was that special shine you got all excited about. 'Course, moonshine can do a lot, but I ain't ever heard about it makin' men grow into giants.”
Hosea chimes in. "No, you got a point, Arthur. Don't make sense to me that it happened in the first place, strange as it is, but, as you said, so was that vendor."
Arthur groans. "I never shoulda bought that shit for him. Why couldn't I have just got him a new shirt, or a holster, or somethin' for Ennis-"
"-You serious, Morgan? My birthday, and you're giftin' a horse-"
"-or a muzzle, for that goddamn mouth of his!!"
"Well, as they say, never look a gift horse in the mouth! Hahahahaha!"
Sean retorts playfully.
"Shut up," Arthur growls. "This ain't no joke!"
"You just findin’ that out, Englishman?! This is bloody remarkable! Just look at me!"
He gestures to himself, his arm span the length of a baseball field, eyes wide beyond belief.
"I gotta test somethin' for meself here!"
The pair watch as Sean reaches for the trunk of a nearby cedar, the length of half his arm. He wraps a hand around it near the bottom, and twists it free almost effortlessly, shaking the dirt from the roots.
"HAHAHAHA! Look at this, boys! I'm the strongest man on Earth!"
He brags, his tone livelier than ever, booming and echoing in the mountains with a bassy tone. He lifts his arms above his head in a strongman pose, fist still clenched around the tree he so easily uprooted.
"Just wait 'til them girls see me! I'll be havin’ to fight ‘em off me-"
"Will you quit mouthin' for ten goddamn seconds and LISTEN?!" Arthur barks up at Sean, clenching his fists. When Sean lowers his arms, he continues. "We gotta get Hosea to a doctor."
Sean's smile fades.
"..Doctor? What for? You alright, Hosea?"
He leans in closer, inspecting the older man.
Hosea hums, pain apparent in his speech. "Not particularly. Leg got busted up pretty bad. But I'll make it."
"... How'd that happen?"
Arthur and Hosea exchange glances, unsure of how to respond.
"D-did I..?"
Sean points to his chest with tightening fingers.
Hosea purses his lips, sighing. "I'm afraid so, Sean."
The redhead shuffles back slightly, sending slight shockwaves through the earth below him.
"Shit, I-I-I'm sorry!"
"Accidents happen, Sean," Hosea assures him. "It's okay. It could have happened with anyone."
"Could it, really?" Arthur remarks skeptically.
Hosea pulls out a mortar and pestle from his bag, beginning to grind some herbs. "Let's just get ready. We've got a long journey ahead of us. Would you mind brewing us some coffee, Arthur?"
"Sure." Arthur takes the pot and grounds from his bag.
"Anything I can help with?"
Sean asks, his eyes darting between the two as he sets the tree down near the forest with a crash.
"Now you mention it," Hosea responds, "the horses seem awful spooked. Maybe now's a good time to get 'em used to ya. Wouldn't want 'em,” he grunts, “runnin' away soon as they got untethered."
"Will do. Though I don't suppose I'll be ridin' Ennis back to camp,"
he chuckles half-heartedly, getting down on his belly, the tremors in the earth from his movements making the horses whinny and cry.
"Shh, it's okay, now, it's only me."
He reaches his hand out toward the horses, uncertain.
"I won't hurt ya..."
No luck. The horses buck, trying to break free.
“Woah, easy there!”
He pulls his hand back slowly to avoid startling them further.
"Y'know, Sean, I've been thinking," Hosea adds, "Somehow it seems whatever you were wearing when you slept grew with you overnight-"
"Thank God for that," Arthur mutters, getting a scoop of coffee grounds.
"-So, what did you have in your bag? Edible, I mean?"
Sean looks to his satchel, still draped over his shoulder from the night before. He shuffles through it.
"Tin o' crackers, peaches, a carrot-"
"Perfect! Feed that to the horses!" Hosea yells out excitedly.
Sean grins, finally catching on.
"Ohoho, they're gonna love this one!"
He pulls out a fresh carrot, the height of a two-story building.
"Damn," Arthur remarks, "Sure don't see that every day." The two smaller men share a chuckle.
"Hey beauties, ya like carrots? Well I've got a real whopper for ya!"
Sean experimentally holds the carrot out, wiggling it slightly to entice the horses, which still buck and neigh at Sean's movements, but less so.
"C'mon, horses. Sean's got a real treat for ya!"
The first horse to seem interested is Ennis, who nudges his snout in Sean's direction hungrily.
"That's it! That's my boy!"
Sean pinches a small piece off the end of the carrot with his finger, very slowly reaching out toward Ennis, the bit of carrot pinched between his fingers. Ennis whinnies, and Sean shushes him, speaking in an almost whisper.
"It's okay! You know me!"
Ennis seems calmer, eager to bite the carrot. Sean opens his fingers, the chunk of enormous vegetable sitting on the tip of his middle digit. The horse approaches him warily, finally taking a bite.
"Yes, that's it! Good boy! Tasty, innit? Hehehe."
Seeing Ennis enjoying the carrot piques the other horses' interests, and they begin to point their snouts toward him.
Arthur pours Hosea’s coffee, handing it to him and receiving a quiet ‘thanks.’ The two watch Sean with a mixture of awe and disbelief.
"Hosea, what in the hell are we gonna do about this?" Arthur whispers, trying to maintain enough volume to be heard over Sean’s re-taming of the horses.
"I don't rightly know myself. I’ve seen a lot in my day, but this sure as shit beats all!"
“Well the way I see it, it looks like we got a mighty big problem on our hands.”
“The biggest yet.” Hosea empties the ground herbs into his coffee cup, swirling it around. “We’ll find a way to get him back to normal. Sean's a good kid, got a lotta heart. He just needs some direction, and discipline.”
“I ain't so sure discipline is gonna cut it now, Hosea. He could overpower all of us, easy! Hell, he don’t listen to me half the time at normal size; I can only imagine he'll laugh in my face now if I so much as disagree with him on how we should go about things.”
Hosea lets out a light chuckle. “Let's… hope not.” He takes a sip of his coffee. “He may be young and foolish, but he cares about this gang. And if he cares, he’ll listen.”
“Maybe. I just hope you're right. I guess we’ll just… take it as it comes.” Arthur shrugs.
“That’s seemed to work for us so far.” Hosea smiles a little as he watches the horses, now all happily eating chunks of carrot out of Sean’s palm.
#rdr2 g/t#g/t#giant/tiny#yall this has been in my drafts WAY too long im excited to finally post it#also i kinda cringe at the chapter name i promise the one i have for chapter 2 is better ^^#euguffhuedhh im scared to post this i hope you all like#i hope i wrote their characters well. agh#anyway uh#many adventures await~#i know there's gonna be an error i notice only AFTER i post this.#g/t rdr#g/t rdr2#sfw g/t#was hoping to have it posted on halloween cause spooky but having it posted a couple hours after midnight is ok i guess#giant!sean
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ALSO, like with just about everything about wyll in the full release version i m o, the way his interactions with mizora throughout the game were just sorta ported over without much tweaking to make them fit in with the new version of his character is so weird and clunky and just.... uncomfortable
the fact that mizora was mortal in the original version of the story was kind of an extremely important detail that not only wyll's entire character quest but also their entire relationship and history hinged on. the ea version of mizora was half-human, not a full devil, and according to dnd rules as i understand them, that means she would've had a regular human lifespan. (eta: yes, she's still called a cambion in the full version, but my issue is at some point between ea and full release, all the differences between cambions and devils apparently just up & vanished) so if ea mizora and ea wyll, who were around the same age, met when wyll was 17, that means they met when mizora was also somewhere in the range of her mid/late teens
there's obviously still an unhealthy power imbalance there with her being his patron and all, but there's a pretty big difference between a teenage boy being manipulated by an equally as young teenage girl into signing a pact vs a teenage boy being manipulated by a fully immortal & presumably-already-grown-at-the-time woman into signing himself into her service
and the flirty/sexual dialogue being left in makes this 100x worse. originally, mizora and wyll were explicitly in a romantic relationship that had just ended right before the game started (like literally right before. as in he told you that the nautiloid snatched them up WHILE he was in the middle of giving her his breakup speech (lmao)), but there is literally ZERO reason for the full release version of their relationship to have such a weirdly charged undertone to it??
you can't just take the dynamic of "toxic high school sweethearts who just had an insanely messy breakup 3 days ago after dating for 5+ years" and slap it onto "grownass woman who manipulated a teenage boy into signing his life away to her 5 years ago" with zero acknowledgement of the fact that that changes literally everything??
like sorry, this isn't just petty exes bickering anymore. this is now reading as nonstop sexual harassment, and to someone without the context of this happening due to a messyass rewrite (or even with it tbh), it's weird as fuck that some characters get entire arcs dedicated to unpacking the trauma that comes from being trapped in this exact dynamic, but with wyll, neither he nor the player ever get a chance to try to stop it or even really acknowledge the fact that it's happening in any significant way
the sloppiness of this whole rewrite is actually insane to me
#bg3#larian critical#i guess pt2. for blacklists#god ok im done being negative for now i promise.... im just like really actually shocked by how much i disliked the final half of act 3#as one of the like 3 ea wyll STANS and probably the only human being in the venn diagram overlap of ea wyll stans & sarevok stans#act 3 feels like a targeted attack on ME specifically jgnjkfvnm#it's just crazy how hasty it all feels like even the weird little leftovers from his ea plot in act 1???#like the corpse on the beach that still talks about mizora being in the crash#and the person on the bridge still having an item marked as a quest item... for his original ea quest... which no longer exists#sorry but how fast were yall rushing that you missed imo pretty obvious stuff like that. its just so wild#nd yeah the only black companion being the only one to never rly get the chance to speak up for himself#and being the only one with like... pretty much ZERO autonomy over anything that happens to him......#really not a great look lol
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i decided to redraw ghost cole for like. the millionth time! i cant get enough of this guy
get him out of there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#naninart#lego ninjago#cole ninjago#ghost cole#i think i have been fixated on ghost cole for many many years now and its a problem.#its been a while since ive drawn ninjago stuff so it might take me a sec to get back into it and remember my style lolll#also i tried to draw the background but it wasnt working with me and i was too tired to fix it so. here we are#i think im going to start a new art series to keep up with art in general#drawing ninjago characters as quotes from my friends and i's quotebook#i already have a few done but i want to get at least 5 before posting#no promises TBH but i am trying ok#love yall
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https://x.com/d3kutism/status/1741579841764475157?s=46
it should be illegal to be this fucking stupid so loudly and confidently omg..
mfs on the internet preach about "media literacy" yet they completely gloss over the fact that the only damn things that kusuo "canonically" is are a tsundere, an unreliable narrator, and a fucking liar LMFAOOO.. babe thats like basic reading comprehension, im sorry..
EDIT: it should go without saying not to send a person hate just because of a silly post like this one(+i dont have any reach anyway so im sure it wouldnt happen, but i wanna say this nonetheless lol) but i would just like to say that i just checked and realized that this person is 15 years old, so like... yeah, too young to be arguing with grown people on the internet. dont take this too serious or send this person hate pls lol..
#nobody who isnt aroace is allowed to tell ME what character has to be aroace#yall forget that we aroaces (+ESPECIALLY autistic aroaces) dont want or need your ugly white knight savior bs#'oh but im aroace n i also think hes aroace🤓' ok?? should i care about your hcs?#have your projection hcs or your regular random hcs- i literalky DONT care#but it becomes an issue when u try so desperately to defend it like this#like babe u sound so dumb��️#its so confusing to me how u chronically online weirdos insist on making ur hcs canon#i promise u guys ur hcs dont have to be canon for u to enjoy them#its a VERY popular hc too like tf more do u want#im autistic and aroace and i say kusuo is demi and autistic#i am him and he is me so i know factually/j#so still on the aroace spectrum but either way i dont force my hcs on other people like u selfish weirdos do LOL#also this person and the replies being like 'just cuz not all autistic ppl r aroace doesnt mean none can be' YEA OBVIOUSLY?#UR ARGUING WITH THE WALL AND ITS CRAZY CUZ NOBODY EVER SAID THAT#literally not one fucking person said he cant be aroace- just that it isnt canon#do u even fucking hear urselves.. YOURE the ones saying he cant be anything other than aroace.. so YOURE the one doing the forcing..#u guys love pushing ur stereotypes on others and then defending it to high fucking hell#anyway sorry i dont have a public twitter so im saying my piece here#the link looks suspicious as hell twitter pwease give me a better link#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#meows post
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whenever will has a bad day at work (or just a bad day in general), and he's just sitting on the couch and sulking, mike will put on will's current favorite song and ask him to dance really stupidly formally like they do at weddings. will always rolls his eyes and pouts and refuses at first - until he sees mike, his wonderful amazing beautiful boyfriend, busting out his absolute cringiest dance moves to their favorite the cure song or whatever else and singing along to said song horrifically off key in the middle of their living room. and then mike extends his hands to will and forcefully pulls him up off the couch and twirls him around and dips him down to kiss him like he's the most special boy in the world (because he is. Obviously) and will can't pout anymore because mike's hands are so big and warm in his own and it's just them, being stupid and silly and crazy together in their tiny little one bedroom apartment and dancing along to all of their favorites. before the first song even finishes, though, will finds himself singing and dancing along too and twirling mike back because mike's dopey little grin is so damn infectious that he just. can't help it.
and this is how mike develops the Tried And True Method To Turn Will's Frown Upside Down (pun not intended) that he still continues even when they're older and married, because they're still stupid kids at heart and love each other so much that it needs to be shared in every way possible ❤️
#YES I KNOW I AM SUPPOSED TO BE OFFLINE SHHHHHH#this came to me in a vision while listening to the cure and i needed to share it. ok#i DID get a lot of writing and watching done though!!!!! i promise <3#god anyways. can u tell how much they mean 2 me.#will will be like mike im not in the mood and then mike will grab a hairbrush for a microphone and shred on an air guitar and be like#-are u sure. are u sure you aren't in the mood. and will will be like. oh my god you're so stupid. make out w me#reminder that mike is canonically goofy as hell yall. i hate when people make him emo and sad like GOD NO HE IS NOT THAT BOY IS A GOOFBALL#HE IS SAD YES BUT HE HAS THE CAPACITY TO BE AN ABSOLUTE GOOF AND WE NEED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT.#thank you for coming to my ted talk. xx#stranger things#mike wheeler#will byers#byler#st.txt
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I did something a bit different for the contributor list this year. This applies more to Bluesky and Instagram since they don't support hyperlinks like tumblr does :^P
Hopefully this will streamline the crediting process across all the platforms the collab is on!
That being said, I think I'll create a little survey tomorrow after the 2024 collab is posted to gauge thoughts on a number of things, so keep your eyes peeled for that!
Thank you in advance, everyone! I hope you're all looking forward to the 2024 collab :3
#i wrote abt this in the tags of my piece for the collab (which is now queued up and ready to go!) but!#this year was throwing all sorts of crap at me. tons of external factors got in my way and stressed me beyond belief#so i deeply apologize for any mistakes I may have made! feel free to correct me if i like. linked the wrong thing or misspelled your name#last thing i wanna do is miscredit yall or mess something up for you! you have done so much for me irt the collab ; o ;#2025 is...not looking to be any better irt external stuff (im american) but we stay sillay#i promise ill keep working hard for this collab becos i love doing it!!!!#ok i gotta stop myself here or else ill be here for awhile. not eating. like i should#OK BYE
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I need to blow off steam and get this off my chest-
I fucking HATE the Kou favoritism in this fan base when it comes to Teru- they can post all they want and glorify Kou's actions and ignore his flaws all they want and no one says a damn thing but when I do the same thing with Teru all of a sudden people are in my damn reblogs telling me why I'm wrong and or that I shouldn't think that-
It's so damn annoying and is exactly why I hate Kou fans- Kou fans were always the people that bullied me the most and they continue to be the most annoying part of this fan base
Kou fans they could never make me like you
#this isn't about nice Kou fans ok- i know not all are like this but sadly I've never met a “good” kou fan#besides my ONE friend- i had another friend that waa a Kou fan but they bullied me as well-#im sorry this is so aggressive...i needed to get some things off my chest...#i love yall i promise sorry about this- TwT#just need to vent my feelings a little so i doesn't explode
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splatoon fans will see shiver winning a splatfest and immediately act like shiver herself crawled out of their screen and called them a slur
#sorry ive just been seeing like. so much shiver hate#its a video game yall. im hyperfixated on it HARD and even im not gonna get mad if the team i chose loses#like its literally fine ok. its ok. i promise.
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its me mr nintendo it is totally the 4ds
[you are actually so cool and real for wanting the 4ds]
mr nintwendwo... sawve me mr nintwendwo... ill do anything mr nintwendow....
#this is a reference to the mr obama meme ok pleas pleas im normal i promise#well im normal . for the most part#asks#4DS#<- ill start tagging these posts as 4DS so yall can block the tag if my joke isnt funny to you
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