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I think it was a post about Perucetus but whoever posted the tag “I pet thy head foul beast” has permanently altered my brain because I say that all the time now
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@risto-licious I pet thy head, foul beast.
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I pet thy head, foul beast, and I ruffle your hair, like I'm charging you up to go apeshit.
awrarwrwrrwrrrrff thsnk youuu i am falling asleep this very moment ty for pats i pass out now <3
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Gundham x Reader one-shot: Seasons of Love
Spring, the season of new beginnings and the blossoming of life, that was when he had first met you. It was towards the beginning of the school year. With his ever-loyal Devas by his side he had set out to explore this new domain, after all he and his companions would be living in such a large facility for the next three years, knowing the lay of the land would be useful.
Stepping out onto the field he found himself trailing along it on a stone pathway. Sparse wispy clouds speckled the sky, the sun’s rays so warm and inviting while the air cool, for a moment one might think they were high up in the mountains. Which made it even more of a surprise when his Devas skittered away! Gundham kept a vigilant eye out, allowing them to wander for a moment since they were likely getting antsy from being in his scarf all day in an unfamiliar place. What he found curious though, was who they ran straight too. A person in Victorian gothic clothing, looking dreadfully exhausted, sighing as they flipped through a writing pad. They sat on the stone planter which held a small cherry tree. Several of the petals had fallen atop them, so simple and plain, beautifully contrasting with the more complex designs in their clothes. Even their posture, how they carried theirself, there was this sort of contrasting elegance to it. Slumped over, resting their chin in their palm, their legs crossed, foot swaying to the beat of some tune unknown to Gundham.
“Hmm? Oh, hello little ones. Come out here to revel in the splendor nature has given us today as well?” They looked to the Devas who scurried about beside them. They lightly chuckled, placing down their writing pad. “You seem to be in lively spirits. I should hope your time has been in better graces than mine and you’ve not come here for shelter from some beast which may wish to harm you.” They raised a brow, smirking at the Devas’ chattering. They sifted through a bag they had beside them and took out something. “My, since you have dared to be brave enough to travers these horrent plains, I suppose you do deserve a reward.” They gave each one a seed from the bag in hand. “Hold thy tongue for a moment and answer me this. You hold a high enough power level to speak with the Four Dark Devas of Destruction!?” “So the Overlord himself finally approaches.” They glanced to him, briefly shaking their head before their attention had returned to the Devas. “Sadly, that is not a power I hold, though one I would give much to achieve. Having created and traversed many worlds, even if I may not understand the language I may read and interpret action and tone. That is the power of Y/N, the stringer of fates, the Super High School Level Playwright.”
With tired eyes you gave him a strained smile. “Hmm, I see. Not as powerful as myself or the Dark Devas, yet still much higher in level than a mere mortal. I’ll grace you with my name, never forget it for I am Gundham Tanaka, the Supreme Overlord of Ice. This is the name that shall rule the world!” He sat beside you, the Devas immediately hopping into his lap or burrowing into his scarf. “I can’t seem to find your true power though, an impenetrable fog has consumed thy being, making searching out your true form nearly impossible.” “Yes, even I can not seek out myself. I am lost, unable to find my way. I had come here in search, yet all has still left me. As of moons ago, this begun, the endless chase, and now a curse most foul has befallen my world and so here I lay, frozen in time.” A sigh escaped you and you flipped through the writing pad, beautiful handwriting sprawled across every last page, and yet something seemed lacking. From what he could glean they were all dark tales, but it seemed there was no reason for such bleakness, no tale to tell through it all. Seemingly a reflection of what you were lost in, only feeding it more and more in an endless cycle.
…
“Huh?” Your drowning thoughts came to a stop hearing the pitter-patter of little paws against stone and paper, and seeing the Devas trot across the writing pad, one even perching on your shoulder. “The Devas wish for more tribute from you, but that of a different form.” A giggle soon erupted from you feeling the Devas scurry about, their whiskers tickling their neck. You held them close, a light blush spreading across your cheeks as you pet them or lead them around with treats. Man, though animal, was one step away from them. It was not often The Overlord of Ice found such beings to be beautiful, but in that moment, perhaps it was how such a person got along so well with himself and his Devas, perhaps it was how the sun rays has beamed between the leaves and how they framed your figure, perhaps it was but the spring air, perhaps it was all those, whatever the reason may be, he instantly found a connection with you, and it was one he’d like to nurture.
Summer, the season of fun and excitement, that was when you had officially gotten together. Chiaki managed to organize her rambunctious class into a trip to the beach, and Gundham had invited you, Hajime was coming along as the honorary member of the class and the others liked you, so it was no surprise to them that you had showed up.
“A castle worthy of gods to survey this new land, truly the Overlord of Ice has mastered many arts.” “Of course, for this is but one step for the Tanaka Empire, I must master all things!” You simply adored hearing that uproarious laughter as you watched his Devas race about the sandcastle. Now was your perfect chance. Suddenly that laughter was cut off, Gundham frozen for a moment wondering what exactly had happened. Seeing you giddily running away with a water gun in hand he immediately puzzled out why he was cold and wet. Thankfully you had the forethought to avoid shooting his scarf. Swiftly he scooped his beloved companions into his scarf and took the second water gun you had conveniently left behind. “Wait, San-D!? Where are you!?” A malicious cackle filled the air, even greater in power and volume than the crashing waves. He looked up finding you standing atop some large rocks by the shore. “Poor, foolish, Tanaka. Haven’t you realized it now!? San-D has joined my crew, and together we shall take over this island!” You cackled once more, San-D simply sitting on your shoulder munching on a seed. “Wha- How could this be!? You fiend! Stand down from your perch atop that treacherous cliff and face me in battle! I shall show you the true strength of Gundham Tanaka!” “Tch, how pathetic, if an Overlord of the most horrendous and dangerous of Waters wishes it, come face me yourself you coward! What kind of king of all things, even pirates such as I, are you even if you can’t reach me!?” “Fine then, I shall steal back my treasure. Pick a god and pray that you may survive this fight scoundrel of the seas!”
You dashed about, kicking up sand wherever you went. It was a fierce battle filled with betrayal and trickery; even underhanded tactics were used! “Nevermind, hide me!” “What the-” You ducked behind her just as a shot grazed past the pair of you. “Hah! No longer can yee fight, for I have captured the Queen! Take another shot and I won’t hesitate to pull the trigger!” “Not the Dark Queen!” Sonia looked between you and Gundham in confusion for a moment before noticing you had a water gun pressed to her back. “Ah, I’ve been taken hostage!” “You WHAT!” You, Gundham, and Sonia ignored Kazuichi’s panicked cry as she continued. “Don’t worry about me Tanaka, do whatever you must!” “Hah! The Overlord is much like the ice he so controls, he may seem cold hearted, but he can melt and lose his edge, he’d never attack you! Now he may never seize this day and it is mine and mine alone!” “Is that so?” Before you knew it, Sonia had done a leg sweep, knocking you onto the ground, in the process she had even taken your water gun and shot you. “Excellent move, I would have expected nothing less from the Dark Queen!” You shrieked, holding San-D, shielding the little creature as you ran from their shots. “What’s going on here!? I heard a scream!” “Nidai!” You dashed up to him, absolutely beaming. “Teach me how to be the greatest at water gun fights!” He smirked, seeing Gundham and Sonia not far away chasing after you. “Alright! Let’s do this!” He passed you a tub of water balloons from seemingly out of nowhere and that was how your battle had grown. Soon Kazuichi and others had joined your side while Akane, Hajime and others had joined Gundham and the entire shore had become a battlefront for you.
When the sun had begun to set, that orange, yellow, and purple sky was reflected across the rippling water, all had collapsed, the battle having no winners. Out of breath you sat by the shore, dried off and ready to head back to Hope’s Peak, simply waiting for the others to get ready. It was a little lonely with San-D having returned to Gundham’s side, but soon you’d be packed in a car or truck with many of the others, so you wanted to enjoy the peace and space while you could. Then… someone sat beside you, but you didn’t know who it was till several hamsters had ran across your lap. “Ah, so the Overlord of Ice, now pirate king wishes to gloat over his well won victory?” “…” “Supreme Overlord?”
Finally, you had turned to face him, finding his seemed to be lost in thought, his face partially buried in his scarf. “Wrighter of Dimensions… the world you had summoned us all to, it was an extravagant event I had not found, let alone partaken in, the like of in eons. I give you my thanks for this… Though I have yet to reach my treasure.” “Hmm? I know not of which you speak, is there a meaning undefined to me laced in your lines?” “…” He… blushed. Pulling up his scarf he attempted to hide it though. “A being such as you, only you have yet to cease to astound me. Never has there been any akin to you. As much revelry there is in locking horns, attempting to out match one another… I find… the most… the most… fantastic, most astonishing of recollections were formed when you are by my side, not across. My treasure… it not yet exists, but it is one that which can only be formed with you. I… I-I- Ugh! BE STILL MY RACING HEART!” You desperately held in telling Gundham how adorable he looked when flustered, you wanted him to take his time with this and not accidentally tease him and possibly hurt his feelings. Taking a deep breath, he locked eyes with you. “D-do you too treasure us together? If so then… would you partake in courting rituals, to… a-are you my soul’s mate?”
“o-okay.” You would have said more, spoken it within Gundham’s flowery vernacular as you always had with him, but in the moment, you mind was blank, you weren’t setting the scene or manipulating the world for a story you were just… in the moment.
“Wait, does this mean they’re dating now?” “Uhh-” “Yes, Yes, they are! I’m so glad for you Tanaka!” “Are you sure?” “Hey, if Sonia says they’re dating, they’re dating!” Gundham abruptly stood up, wiping around finding his entire class hiding behind various items and Kazuichi lighting fireworks while Ibuki began to play some rock love ballad. “WHAT SORT OF DEVILRY IS THIS!?” Chiaki looked to the others for a moment before looking back to the completely flustered you and Gundham. “Celebrating you two finally getting together. And I win the betting pool.” You now stood up. “You guys were making bets on this!?” “Oh, no, not about IF you got together, but WHEN, we all believed in you two.” “THAT’S NOT THE POINT! Though I do appreciate the support.”
Autumn, the season of departure, that was when he first said he loved you. The Devas huddled close in his scarf, seeking shelter from the chilling winds that rolled past the early morning hours, tossing the leaves off the trees, carrying them along through the air and across the ground. He didn’t wish to remove his hand from his warm pocket, yet he must to unlock his room. He adjusted his arm for a moment, making sure the package tucked under it wouldn’t fall out before dispelling the barrier which sealed his domain.
As he yawned tears percolated in the corners of his eyes. After placing the box and scarf on the bedside table he flopped onto his bed. As his Devas hopped onto his pillows and raced around his bed, he took the package. He first opened the letter attached to the box. Though you texted and video called everyday you still sent letters which always filled the Overlord with unimaginable excitement. Just as always it was a script and notes you had sent in a desperate attempt to not get stuck working on it when you were supposed to be out partaking in plays, not writing new ones. He kept it in the file folder where he had placed the others for safe keeping… not before reading the entire thing first, he simply could not resist to see the rough draft of your creativity since you were alright with him doing so. Then when opening the box, he found the most beautiful of jewelry, this time a small broach, one that would fit perfectly on his scarf, an abstract, light design fit for one such as he. Though he planned on donning it not long later in the day he still placed it on the shelf where all his pieces were spread across, covering the whole thing. Countless rings, necklaces, earring and many more, all from this single trip, Gundham had planned on getting a separate box for it all once you had returned, given he wasn’t sure how much more you were going to send to him.
Then his phone came to life, screen turning on, an alarm playing. Unlocking it and accepting the video call he tried rubbing the sleepiness from his eyes. “Aw~ Good tidings my Supreme Overlord. I trust that veil of darkness had enamored thy mortal form?” “Most certainly.” “And did my most recent artifact find you well?” Smiling Gundham pointed the camera towards his collection. He swore his heart melted hearing your giddy laughter. At least you weren’t able to see his ever-darkening blush. “My Emperor… this tribute, as much as I adore it all, I can’t stifle myself from being concerned. You only have so much time and gold to give, do you leave enough for thy own wellbeing?” “… Tanaka, I may only find calming respite sending you my affections. No space, no sight, no hearing, I long for even the smallest of embraces. Giving you my sentiment in any form is the only way to put at ease my aching heart. You have no need for concern, this will be just the same when I return. Due to your poison, I may not touch you so I must give my affections in forms such as this.”
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“I love you too.”
Wait…
Gundham froze, dropping his phone in the process realizing what he had just said. Immediately he heard his Devas chattering away. “S-shussh! Enough! Cease! I- Enough of that! I may express my feelings to my partner, it’s not-… My own Devas how could you do this to me?!” He covered his face with his hands, kneeling to the ground unable to stand on his unsteady knees. “Uh… My Overlord?” Then he remembered the phone, the smile so evident in your tone. He scrambled to pick it up, dropping it again a few times in the process. “I-… Just… re-return when you can!” And he ended the call…
Gundham almost missed class that day embarrassed yet… happily indulging in that entire encounter.
Winter, the season of endings and romance, the season… the season he first kissed you. Awaking the morning of his birthday he was surprised by the amount of gifts he had received in the mail, and… many were from strangers? Very confused he went to class anyway where he ended up explaining the experience to his classmates. That was when Nagito and Sonia pipped up. “Ah so it seems Tanaka’s fans are celebrating too.” “Tanaka, here I’ll show you!” At the computer room Sonia had shown Gundham the message boards made of Hope’s Peak, ones of specific students, such as him. “So many already know of my rule. Excellent. And they even pay tribute!”
The moment class had come to an end you were already by his side, holding his gloved hand. “So, have my ears been deceived, or have you received the tribute you rightly deserve from the world?” “Indeed, I have. Though no matter gifts of the thousands may never compare to a single moment with you.” “ah, so my Overlord is feeling affectionate today I see.” His blush darkened at your sickeningly sweet tone, and he stiffened as he felt how you so tenderly squeezed his hand. He could see how you were holding back. He so appreciated how you had always respected his boundaries with touch, instead lacing your affection through words and gifts, but… at times he wondered how affectionate you would be if he held no reservations… “Well, should you be prepared let us set off for our ritual!”
It was a lovely and calm evening, the pair of you simply walking through a few botanical gardens. Most places were already decked out in holiday cheer, some parks even offering out cocoa for any who visited. Having been on your feet for hours, you decided to rest at a gazebo. To Gundham’s confusion though, you stopped before the building, even letting go of his hand. “My Emperor?” “My apologies, it’s but nothing. My gaze had just caught something.” “Certainly, it’s not nothing, you’d never let loose your embrace otherwise.” After appearing to think of something for a moment you pointed to… some plant tied to the ceiling of the gazebo. “Moons ago, back when autumn had taken root, when I was training in America I learned of their traditions. One such is that should a pair stand under mistletoe when ice and frost had consumed the world… they must kiss.” Gundham simply stared as you walked inside taking a seat. “Just a tradition I recalled, as I said it’s but nothing.”
You simply looked out to the gardens and forested shrubbery that surrounded you, cooing over the atmosphere the snow had made blanketing the world. Then with a questioning expression you looked to him, feeling he held your upper arms. And you froze as he leaned in.
…
And he stopped.
Gently, he gently placed his bandaged hand over your mouth before closing his eyes as well as the distance between you. The grip of his hand on your arm tightened as his heart pounded in his chest, nerves striking him as if it were lightning. As he parted his breath hitched, shakily letting go. “… You okay, Tanaka?” Unable to speak he simply nodded, covering his face with his scarf, desperate to hide his blush. You smiled, your own blush darkening as you placed your hand atop his bandaged one. And Gundham lightly pressed your fingers together, loosely interlocking them.
Spring, the season of meetings, the season Gundham was rather fond to see again. Though he had experienced the passage of time for so long, the seasons seemed to hold new meaning to him now. He wondered what new meaning he’d find for spring this year with you.
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William Shakespeare’s Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
https://planckstorytime.wordpress.com/2017/11/07/william-shakepeares-jojos-bizarre-adventure/
The Tragedie of Jojo and Dio
Dramatis Personae:
Jojo
Dio
Jojo’s Father
Erina
Wang Chan
Robert E. O. Speedwagon
A Dog
Guards
Thugs
Speedwagon’s Gang
SCENE ONE
JOJO’S FATHER:
Hark now, a carriage comes round yonder bend
To our illustrious mansion, breaking day
And with it my prestigious ward, a Son!
Entrusted by my creditor and hero
Who rescued my son Jojo and myself
From certain doom beneath a wrecked wagon.
His name is Dio, gentlemanly raised
And brought before us to live in our home.
Here, Jojo, come greet your brother and friend!
Dio steps from the carriage, posing dramatically and casting a menacing glare at the mansion. Enter Jojo.
JOJO
Before now, I thought I was quite alone,
The sole boy aged as I am, in youth’s throes,
But Providence has blessed our household twice
Such that I may enjoy fraternity.
[Jojo’s dog comes running up]
My truest friend, this hound, greets you as well!
[Dio kicks the dog right in its side, sending it flying and whimpering away]
Be you mad? Why attack my treasured dog?
Dio adjusts his collar and looks dismissively.
DIO
The brute surprised me, causing me alarm.
In my astonishment, I kicked the beast.
It is only natural to react
With force when safeguarding one’s personal effects,
Including one’s own life and dignity.
[Aside] Truthfully, I do abhor these creatures!
JOJO’S FATHER
I’m certain Dio meant no harm to him.
Egress with me, sons. Supper’s on the stove.
JOJO
As you wish, father. Dio, please excuse me;
I meant no disrespect or suspicion.
With this misfortune past us, I’m quite certain,
We’ll presently become fast friends, you and I.
Jojo extends his hand, but Dio scoffs at him. He passes by him into the house; Exeunt All.
SCENE TWO
Erina, Jojo’s paramour, is skipping down a countryside path. Dio and a few of his goons stand under a neighboring tree, looking for trouble.
ERINA
My darling Jojo, how I love thee:
Thine eyes doth glitter with a radiance
Surpassing beams of sunlight on spring days,
And thy form manly gives me cause to swoon
As if I was a bleating baby lamb.
Your virtue certainly eclipses all,
And marketh thee as one blessed by fate,
With numinous worlds borne aloft by you
Sustained by your immensely strong shoulders.
No man can capture my heart but you, dear!
THUG #1
Be that Ms. Erina?
THUG #2
It would seem so.
DIO
She’s Jojo’s dearest pet, no? I’ll meet her
Here, shadowed by the fading sunset red
And plant upon her parted lips a mark
Of passion and shame that symbolizes
My envy and my hate for Jojo’s soul,
That pampered bastard, vain and ignorant
Of earthly cruelties. Puppet, come to me!
[Dio forcibly yanks Erina toward him and plants a kiss on her mouth. She eventually pulls away, gagging, and falls to the dirt.]
Had you imagined Jojo to be first
To break the seal of your sweet, tender lips?
But I’m afraid you were mistaken, dear.
Your first kiss was not with your noble love –
For it was with me, Dio!
THUGS #1 & 2
What a swell guy!
ERINA
You fiend! Defilement foul as this won’t stand!
Before you can blink, Jojo shall ride in
To safeguard me, reclaim my honor, fight,
And avenge the offence of thou three swain!
Exit Erina. Dio and the Thugs laugh. Dio returns to his nearby home. Exeunt the Thugs. He sits down to read a book. Enter Jojo, bursting through the front door and delivering an uppercut to Dio’s chin.
JOJO
Thou scoundrel, Dio! How dare thee behave
In such a cruel, brazen manner, cur!
In Erina’s name, I shall pommel thee
Until you cry, fall beaten to your knees,
And beg for mercy, which I shall not grant!
The two continue their fisticuffs, knocking over furnishings. Eventually, a splatter of Dio’s blood impacts a strange stone mask mounted on the wall and provokes some sort of reaction. Spider-like tendrils emerge from the back of the mask. Dio notices this, and attempts to flee.
DIO
[Aside] Jojo’s battle prowess vexes my mind!
It would be unwise to challenge that fool
While his passionate wrath doth burn brightly.
I must act with subtlety and cunning.
Downfall I bring yet to your house, Jojo!
Mark my words! Till that time comes, however
I shall bite my tongue and bide my time here.
But down, thoughts! To the shadows I return!
Exeunt all. Curtain falls. Intermission. “Roundabout” by Yes plays.
SCENE THREE
Years have passed. Jojo and Dio are now adults. Jojo is walking down a foreboding alleyway – the infamous “Ogre Street”.
JOJO
My father’s health has suffered as of late
And only worsened since that serpent fraud,
My brother Dio, started treating him
With alien drugs from locales unknown.
A sample I procured from Dio’s hand
And carry here with me to Oni Street,
A den for robbers, vagabonds, and thieves,
Where I might locate and interrogate
Some crude apothecary with no charge
To keep his business straight, nor clientele
Protected by frail oaths of privacy.
Alas! I observe several ruffians
Converging on my person! Have at thee!
Enter Robert E. O. Speedwagon and several members of his gang, bearing bladed weapons.
SPEEDWAGON
You look to be a fortunate young man
Caught in a less than fortunate event.
My boys and I are ruthless highwaymen
Who’ll slice your neck as quickly as your purse.
To arms, lads! Pick his corpse clean of doubloons!
Jojo fends off several of them, catching one’s blade in mid-air.
JOJO
I haven’t time to quarrel with you lot;
My father lies on death’s door, suffering
At the hands of a toxic medicine
Provided by that treasonous, vile hound
Who postures himself as a brother mine.
Assault me or assist me; I care not.
For my quest shall not be deterred by you
Nor Dio, nor the earth, sun, moon, or stars.
SPEEDWAGON
Hold, fellows. We have here a model man
Whose bravery demands our reverence.
My name is Robert E. O. Speedwagon,
Reputed outlaw and bewitching scamp.
My gang recalls an alchemist corrupt
Who deals in odious toxins similar
To that which you possess in your hands.
Allow me to serve as your shepherd true
Conducting your path towards the devil’s lair.
Embark we on an orphic odyssey
To breach the gates of Hell and steal back life!
Exeunt All.
SCENE FOUR
The Joestar Manor, night. Dio stumbles in, drunken and disheveled. As he steps into the parlor, he finds Jojo there, ready to confront him.
JOJO
Thy plan is foiled, Dio. Give it up.
I know thy treachery and wicked plot.
DIO
Perhaps you know, but of what use is it?
I, of course, have no motive to slay kin,
Be they of common blood or otherwise.
My father true passed from some nameless germ
That poisoned his old humours. It seems now
Your father suffers an affliction same.
The heavens are indeed cruel, I say.
How could you pin such evils on my name?
Speedwagon lights a pipe, revealing himself.
SPEEDWAGON
At Jojo’s order, I scoured the abyss
Of this city’s underworld, and found this!
[Speedwagon pulls back a curtain to reveal Wang Chan, a small, seedy man in Oriental clothing]
This man sold poison to you, Dio, no?
WANG CHAN
Ay, it is certainly he, no doubt!
He came to my shop seeking bottled death
Which I carry in abundance! Seize him!
Another curtain draws, revealing Jojo’s Father and several Guards, all of whom have heard this exchange.
JOJO’S FATHER
My heart doth rupture over this ordeal.
My son, how could you be so sinister
As to attempt the murder of the one
Who warmly welcomed you as family
I wish it untrue, this grotesque affair,
But I must entreat these loyal constables
To take you into custody posthaste.
Oh, Dio! May God grant thee clemency.
Dio feigns guilt and appears to accept his fate.
WANG CHAN
No prison can hold one keen as he!
His face is marked by an infernal brand,
He toys with fate as the horned Devil would!
DIO
I would prefer it if you bound my wrists,
Respected brother Jojo.
[Jojo approaches Dio with binds]
I know now
The limitations of our mortal clout,
That is, the more we scheme for revenge
The less predictable the end result.
It’s futile to commit such evil deeds
Whilst subjected to human folly’s yoke.
But Jojo –
[Dio produces the stone mask and knife from his cloak]
T’is not evil I renounce,
But humanity that I reject!
[Dio lunges forward with the knife, attempting to stab Jojo, but Jojo’s Father takes the blow instead, collapsing in Jojo’s arms. Jojo cries out in grief. Dio dons the stone mask and rubs the blood of Jojo’s father on the mask, triggering some sort of metamorphosis.]
Thy lines’ blood I hath spilt tonight, Jojo!
Now, you all will witness awesome power
And the birth of a new God! Kneel to me!
The Guards all rush and impale Dio, and though it seems to work for a moment, with his head lolling to the side, but it then snaps back. The mask comes off, and he sprouts monstrous nails that he uses to cut the throats of all the guards. Jojo and Speedwagon are shocked by this display.
JOJO
My God, what manner of monstrosity
Has Dio conjured? Was this evil beast
Inside him all along? That horrid mask!
It must possess the power to transform
Men into monsters, and what’s even worse,
It can turn villains into vampires foul!
SPEEDWAGON
Yea verily, I, even, am afraid!
Dio continues his rampage. Jojo looks around the parlor, trying to find a way to stop him. He begins lighting mansion on fire.
JOJO
We cannot let him leave this house alive.
Run, Speedwagon! Off! Here I will remain,
Ensuring that my brother perishes
Amidst the scorching fingers of these flames.
Speedwagon retreats. Jojo ascends the staircase, followed by Dio, who appears to walk up the side of the wall. Exeunt All.
SCENE FIVE
Jojo and Dio stand on the rooftop, wreathed in flames.
JOJO
Here me now, Dio! This house that raised us
Will soon be the pyre for our funerals.
DIO
I have no intention of expiring
In your damnable home at all, Jojo!
Soon, a million voices will praise my godhood!
I can see my destiny, clear as day:
I shall rule this world, from mountain to sea.
I think neither you nor God in heaven
Can destroy me, perfect as I am now.
JOJO
My father, home, and life have been laid waste.
So nothing matters but your last demise.
A spiraling inferno beckons us.
Come, Dio. We’ll both die in smoke and ruins.
[Jojo tackles Dio and they grapple as they descend through the burning mansion. Dio attempts to cling to a wall, but Jojo grabs the knife from earlier.]
There’s no escape. This knife is stained with blood
Of innocence, born through betrayal black,
But it can yet atone. With this steel blade
I sentence thee to the death thou deserve.
Jojo stabs Dio, causing him to shriek in pain. As their falling bodies separate, Dio is impaled on a statue in the foyer.
DIO
Inconceivable! To be slain this way
By the likes of you! Be warned, Jojo;
Any agony I feel now shall pale
When compared to my eternal fury!
I await thee deep in Hell, young Jojo.
Dio dies. Jojo is blown out of the house by an explosion. Speedwagon and Erina find him.
SPEEDWAGON
He yet lives! He defeated that dire foe.
In time, this man shall be the champion
Of everyone worldwide. But even now,
He is our honorable paladin,
A star that shines beyond all other lights.
Exeunt All. Fin.
#planckstorytime#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo's#dio#speedwagon#play#poetry#dungeons and dragons#iambic pentameter
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You guys need to stop tolerating movies and TV shows made solely as an excuse to sell you merch. Stop falling for two hour long ads selling you shit you don't need. Put the funko pop down right now and go watch an unmarketable movie.
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Feeling like that scene from parks and rec because I worked SO hard on this and then the result is just five meager bracelets?? 😭
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This feels absolutely unreal to say but I'm actually going to move into a nice little place of my own??? Literally next week???? Holy shit
#im definitely not processing this#good news for once??? on MY blog??? incredible#i pet thy head foul beast
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First post from my apartment we actually made it!!!!! 😭😭😭😭
#not. yet though#not really#but i have a year in a very cute apartment to really make it#i pet thy head foul beast
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In the last dream I've had I realized I wasn't actually gonna be the age I am gonna be this year but a year younger and I was SO relieved that I still had a year left to live and maybe figure things out and then I woke up and realized that's just not true. And it's so....... I want to live but I don't want to live like this and I also don't think I deserve to live and there's no way things can be okay for me in the end
#and i'm trying so hard to find a way out but i can't do it all by myself and there's nobody who can help#so. oh well#i pet thy head foul beast
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I don't know how to explain the fact that I've been trying All The Things over the years and I've been consistent in doing all the Steps and Rituals and Substances and whatever else and nothing is working out for me, ever. Not a single win. Not a single millimeter closer to crawling out of this hole. In fact, it's worse than ever in here. And I don't know how else to explain it except with the fact that I'm deeply, irrevocably, and fundamentally broken and fucked in the head in a way that's not compatible with life. I really don't know.
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4 am oversharing but for the longest time I didn't even know what a fandom was or that people wrote fanfiction or anything about the concept of shipping. Blissfully unaware of all that until I was like 19. For me tumblr was the porn and gore gifs site. I fucked a true crime flower crown edits type of guy in real life. You can't sink lower than that.
#i also did cheat on him repeatedly but that's not relevant right now#my life 12 to 19 was. completely unrecognizable compared to what i am now#in both good and bad ways#i pet thy head foul beast
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In tremendous amounts of physical pain and trying not to think about how it could be alleviated if I had money 👍
#and some kind of cold/flu/whatever on top of thst too#deeply deeply miserable#i pet thy head foul beast
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I wish people understood that nobody is immutably and wholly Good or Bad and that every human on this planet has the capacity for violence and cruelty, including yourself and your friends and your family and everyone you love or admire. Nobody is exempt from this, it comes with being a human. And there's no secret tell you have to watch out for, particularly nothing in someone's public imagine or art or curated social media presence is a reliable insight into who they actually are and how they treat people in private.
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