#i open the game and start going a little insane channeling the pic of the girl holding fish in her mouth

[tortademaracuya]

I have been trying to keep playing fodr but the fishing game is so horrible. "Just play the main story" no, how is Suga supposed to ever love me like this. I'm going to catch the Big Azakawa with my bare teeth and assert my dominance over this whole village.

[msommers]

it's one of those nights where i'm thinking about my ocs and what their presence would be on social media platforms if they had them so i dunno man, let's ramble some fun nonsense ((most Assuming modern aus))

MAEVE — ridiculous with how she's literally all over the place. she's huge on instagram and twitter, has several podcasts and guests on even more of them because she likes to talk. big on being open about sex, love, relationships and mental health so she spreads as much information and advice as she can through these mediums. kind of sickeningly sweet, sometimes lowkey horny energy from the photos she posts of her and any partner(s). thirst trap photos of maeve galore, sometimes soft n cute ones thrown in there. likes to guest on things where someone tries to show her how to cook things or how go play video games because she may not be the best but it's Very fun to try. special youtube videos/podcast eps where she'll read reddit stories in audiobook fashion for the kicks.

ELIDE — twitch! gamer!! she'd be most known for her r6 streaming and is crazy good at it ((mains kali, zofia and vigil)), kind of sickening to watch sometimes her instincts and reactions are insane. occasional switch to overwatch if she's feeling like something lighter on action, or shit like the sims and animal crossing if she doesn't want action at all. ((sometimes if it's Really Late at night while still streaming, she'll start reading scary stories or talking about true crime because she Can and finds them fascinating)) she'd have a family youtube but not for showing off kids or anything, but for sharing her experiences and advice on pregnancy, adjusting to life with kids and animals, how to organize your space and time with a growing family, etc etc. ((a fucking sleeper hit in the organization nuts community, her videos on organizing the kitchen and other rooms in the house are Immensely satisfying)). cooking and baking videos!!! would have either a podcast or a mini-series where she goes full history nerd with guests tbh. her insta gives people baby fever and pet jealousy because her family photos are insanely cute. lots of body positivity on all platforms, also some lowkey thirst trap energy in photos.

JORINA — i think she'd have a really satisfying, peaceful asmr channel where she films her work on maps and other art pieces. doesn't talk At All during them, puts captions on her videos of anything she needs to say/explain. she would, unfortunately, have one of those travel instas where she tosses up ridiculously beautiful shots of locations that she and aleksi visit. one time posted a silhouette shot of them skinny dipping in an ocean somewhere and had to be talked into keeping it up because even if Nothing was visible, she still was insanely embarrassed ((but Loved the photo)).

LUCINDA — spooky! crew!! ghost hunt videos!!! the resident medium who does some spooky ass shit that has everyone online freaking out or crying hoax. has her own Extra videos where she likes to explain the historical side of things for the locations that the crew visits, as she likes to research those things before they ever go. an odd success on insta because specific people are obsessed with her wardrobe and family's entire home aesthetic.

EMMA — gardening!! everywhere!!! well,,,probably like two platforms max, but on both she shares so much content on her gardening and general nature activities. has little videos on each type of flower/herb/fruit/etc that she grows to show them off in her garden, and then talk about how the plant needs to be cares for in order for it to grow successfully. that dork who has guides on the meanings of flowers and helps people make meaningful messages through bouquets. the occasional animal video/pic of critters she sees around her place and in any location she hikes around.

[ohaileigh]

Things I Did In 2016

Took a nap on my living room floor on January 1st and woke up to a walk off

Ate a $100 donut covered in gold

Created a realistic timeline and game plan to finally move to LA

Had an embarrassing screaming/crying fight in front Soho House

Starred in my first video ad for MNSTR

Started working at the desk at MNSTR to help out and for free classes!

Published my first piece of serious personal writing about coming to terms with your relationship and your career not defining who you are as a person with a media brand I really respect, Mask Magazine

Got an X-Files tattoo

Raised money for AIDS awareness by cycling, organizing a party, and DJing…aka all I ever do

Got really good at riding a hoverboard

Threw a Kanye West theme party with a Möet sponsorship

Immersed myself in work and workouts to deal/not deal with missing someone a lot as a distraction from the physical distance and blatant growing emotional distance

Learned how to wrestle at NYWC and interviewed trainers and wrestlers for [redacted media company] to put on their new channel [redacted] and never heard back from them regarding the footage…

Became a hair model for Bumble & Bumble

Parted ways with the job I took after leaving the job that started my career

Went to dinner with my BFF/cycle boss who asked me “have you ever thought about becoming an instructor?”

Decided not to move to LA due to new career opportunity

Went to Wrestlemania

Interviewed BABYMETAL on a Twitch livestream

Went to Montreal with a bunch of my friends, most of whom work for Red Bull, all of whom are certifiably insane

Started boxing and got addicted

DJ’d at the Ace Hotel in NY and LA

Slept with someone I had been interested in the moment I met them 4 years ago and instantly realized how not interested I had become

Got an emoji tattoo because my BFF/boss literally made me do it

Manifested a Prince impersonator the night Prince died when I dropped Little Red Corvette at Elvis Guesthouse

Had to say goodbye to my roommate, Arnold, who I grew really close to, because he moved back home to LA before moving to Berlin. RIP original cast of Donk Mansion.

Began teaching at MNSTR Cycle and kicked off my first class with tons of friends, and kept a Slipknot video in there successfully

Cocktail waitressed for the first time in my life. Got fired a month later for not giving a shit. Big surprise.

Went to a pool party at one of my favorite judges from RuPaul’s Drag Race NJ house with M & D, squished in their 2-seater car 2 hours away to hang out with a bunch of beefcake gay guys who were in shock and awe at our “alt-ness”

Dyed my hair pink while drunk with my roommates

Met David Duchovny and somehow forgot how to say anything witty or clever which is all I have in this life

Went to EDC in Vegas after driving alone and losing my mind somewhere in the desert on the way. Would not recommend.

DJ’d the NYC Health Department float in the NYC Pride Parade

Got to teach a weekend of classes dressed up as Harley Quinn for a Suicide Squad themed ride with my BFF/boss

DJ’d the Sailor Moon Day Party for the 2nd year in a row

Started Soft Leather NYC with the help of Johnny, which is still going on strong!

Spent most of my summer with one of my best friends Lina, who moved out of NYC, and think I’ve successfully convinced her to return

Received a dick pic shot in Pokemon Go

Got to see both my best friends Diane and Erin in NYC even for a short amount of time

The revival of our *cough*ORIGINAL*cough* Emo Night in the LES, big shout out to Brik for holding us down at Leftfield

Experienced yet another disappointment from a budding relationship and came to the realization that I truly do have no desire to be with anyone right now

DJ’d Soft Leather in LA to one of the most fun crowds I have ever seen

Helped open MNSTR’s second location at the legendary Limelight building

Met Biblegirl at my BFF’s birthday brunch, discovered my fucking spirit animal

Got to teach my first ever METAL MONDAY ride on my 26th birthday

Went back to platinum blonde. where I belong

Threw a joint birthday party with Lina featuring the best party flyer I’ve ever made and our amazing friends (big thank you to Marie for the Snap filter and Rob and Logan for DJing—numetal DJ set was definitely one of the best parts of this year!)

Celebrated the release of Jess’ literally perfect album After Hours on a party bus that drove around Brooklyn (go buy it, Jubilee #1!!)

Learned the entire choreography to Fade by Kanye West but really, by Teyana Taylor, with my BFF Sarah

Got to teach a class based on high school/Hot Topic called Mall Goth, and my Warped Tour ’04 (emo and pop punk) ride became my highest rated class so far—go emo kids go!

Taught a class in a PVC leotard and covered in fake blood based on the opening scene of Blade

Dressed up as Lady Gaga from the 2009 VMA performance of Paparazzi—basically the least clothing I have ever worn in public, and honestly felt great about it/myself, which for any female in her 20’s is basically finding nirvana

Went to the Boiler Room Weekender with all of my favorite people in Pennsylvania, USA, one of my least favorite states!

Met good dogs

Auditioned for a role in an Adidas commercial—didn’t get it, but felt good to be called in and try it out

Taught other babes how to DJ at Intersessions in NYC while several of my amazing, hardworking girlfriends organized the programming and events in other cities, and met a lot of great women

Put a hammer in Dewine’s bedroom wall

Was contacted by Nike to be shot for their spring video lookbook campaign—also never heard back, but incredibly grateful that someone scouted me without my knowledge and that they came in to see me and the studio

Filmed a video with Vice about the actual workout of cycling and how it relates to me DJing

Finished 4 weeks of a sparring class at my boxing club-full contact, and by week 3 all the girls stopped showing up so I had to fight the boys. Me? Fighting boys? Imagine.

Took my BFF Sarah to her first wrestling show ever. It’s a fucking spectacle and is honestly so great to see someone experience this for the first time.

Decided to stop sleeping with people I am already friends with and tried dating strangers, already sick of it

Decided after a tumultuous year of career changes and accruing debt tacked on to the outstanding cost of my early career (intern life and supporting another person on my credit line) that I could build up my savings account again while still tackling the immense burden that I had previously let hang over my head and discourage me.

Booked trips to see my best friends in Texas and LA after not taking time off work since the opening of our new studio

Realized I’ve been creating graphic assets for brands, as well as myself, for the past year and a half and I have no portfolio assembled. I’m making a portfolio. Hire me to do graphic design because I actually really fucking like it.

Wrote this list while procrastinating some graphic design work. Oops.