#i need to touch grass 😭
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*ahem* excuse me.
toji and doffy teasing you in between them, one with his hands on your tits and the other playing with your ass. both whispering in each ear about how they just wanna stick their cocks in you already 😌✨
Liv how could you do this to me 😭 Somehow in this pairing, Toji is the least mean and aggressive, almost gentle as he grabs your face in his hands and makes you watch the way he paws at you, compared to the way Doflamingo roughly teases and gropes and grabs. Both of them talking like about you like you're not even there, like you're just some pretty object for them to ruin...
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Rook rummaging through the lighthouse drawers like
#dragon age#da4 spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#solas#has this one been done yet#🤣😭#helllpppp#ok i need to go touch grass fr now
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STITCH.
I’LL BE YOUR OHANA DONT WORRY I GOTCHU
#[—✦ rambling#-✧ twst gameplay#stitch’s tropical turbulence#-✦—]#bro i’m out here touching grass#i can’t make proper posts rn#how’d i miss that the stitch event came out today#i’m in dire need of catching up with everyone and everything 😭
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how crazy are yoursverse lestappen going at it tonight?
omg i wasn't going to say it but charles winning races is just so fucking hot
i think max agrees, they're getting off in the bathroom between post race media things, they're getting off in someone's hotel room while cleaning up and changing before the celebrations, they're fucking after the celebrations, it's canon, there is a lot of fucking
#i've been derailed from the proposal fic AGAIN thinking about this#the proposal fic shouldn't even be that long why can't it just let itself be written?😭#someone tell me i can't make another wip for them fucking after monaco and monza#someone needs to gently cradle my face and tell me alex no#too many wips#26 is too many#you cannot make it 27#open a textbook#touch some grass#asks#yours verse#lestappen#monza gp 2024
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"It's all surreal. I have data in my head telling me that I died. And that I left you a letter... But I wasn't there...
It's a lot.
It must've been a lot for you."
S7!COULSON KNEW FROM THE GET GO HOW MUCH HIS OG SELF MEANT TO DAISY AND HOW TIGHT THEIR RELATIONSHIP WAS AND HOW HIM DYING AFFECTED HER. HE MAY NOT KNOW SPECIFICS, BUT HE KNOWS THAT MUCH. HE UNDERSTANDS WHY DAISY PRESSED THE BUTTON AGAINST OG'S WISHES, AND IT'S LIKE HE'S SORRY.
Yeah, I'm fine and normal.
#not me watching aos edits when i shouldve been reading RAU 💀😭#im all in my feels now#i better go on that hike tomorrow. i really need to touch some grass.#agents of shield#phil coulson#daisy johnson#aos
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#andy serkis#his hair asjdkhfs#it looks so soft i'm going to cry 😭#sir i'm going to need you to calm down#i don't need to touch grass#i need to touch his hair p l e a s e#thinking about that old man again
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It’s so weird how people on twitter take shit out of context and it’s so obvious they just do it on purpose because why the fuck would Winona hate Millie just because she doesn’t like watching movies? 💀 i’m sorry to break it to you but Winona isn’t a miserable toxic fuck like most of you people on twitter she’s not gonna hate Millie just because of that one thing.
#like i can guarantee you that her and millie have plenty of other things to talk about other than movies#i mean they’ve literally hung out before and went on a double date 😭#y’all need to get something better to do like idk maybe go outside and touch grass and try to get a job#it would do some good for that rotted brain#stranger things#winona ryder#millie bobby brown#joyce byers#eleven
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ive never felt more rural than i have in the past few weeks since hanging out with a lad who has only ever lived in cities. what do you MEAN YOU'VE NEVER DONE A MORRIS DANCE
#he didn't even know what morris dancers WERE i said some shit like 'you know it's summer when the morris dancers come out'#and he was like 'the what now' I FEEL LIKE IM GOING CRAZY. HE'S FUCKING WITH ME SURELY#AND THIS HAPPENS SO OFTEN ABOUT THINGS I JUST ASSUMED WERE BASICS#'harvest festival 🤨' PARDON. YOU ARE JOKING#and also the CONCEPT of a village is baffling to him. i said there's probably about 100 people in my entire village#and we don't have a pub or a single shop the closest ones are in the NEXT village over which is a 3 mile walk#and this boy was HORRIFIED. we are both in a constant state of thinking the other is taking the piss#and now every time i think/do something abundantly rural im SO self-aware 😭#my mum told me the farmers are gonna do a xmas tractor run through our village this year#(they usually miss our village bc even by village standards it's tiny)#and she was like 'shame you'll miss it! i'll send you a video!' and im there already picturing this boy's face when i show it him#like sigh. yeah. yeah okay maybe the rural england is ingrained deeper than i feared. never escaping the allegations etc#had a conversation with him the other day that concluded with me 100% genuinely being like 'you need to touch grass'#i literally said 'i think it would fix you. like actually go and touch some grass what the fuck'#bc at this point he's so far removed from nature that it's INSANE TO ME. i didnt realise how much i took growing up rurally for granted#THESE PEOPLE DONT EVEN GET DRUNK IN FIELDS. THEY HAVE NO FIELDS. I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HIM WHAT A CAMP OUT WAS
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OH???? ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS???? YO???????
None of you will ever fucking believe me but I just got her number
#I FELL TO MY KNEES AFTER WE PARTED#ALMOST CRIED#SHE CALLED ME CUTE AND PRETTY??#IM ASCENDING#GUYS A WOMANNSJDJD#I need to touch grass omg 😭😭😭
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white american people need to shut up about cultural appropiation ive just seen the most batshit takes im wheezing XD
#“learning spanish is cultural appropiation” literally WHAT 😭😭#i dont like saying this but some people rly need to touch grass...#not sp related#life update
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be so fucking fr right now💀💀💀
#i swear some of these charles twitter fans are so fucking delusional#i have so many charles accounts blocked on twitter because of stuff like this#need to touch grass fr😭#carlos lives rent free in these bitches mind everyday#all fans at this point#i love charles but how is this serious😭#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#f1#formula 1#formula one
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A scenery
#Not a huge fan but I don't think I'll go back to polish it so I'm posting it :P#Eryart#Scenery#Landscape#I genuinely need to go touch grass for real I think gkfjfkfkdk I WANT TO GO SPLASH IN A RIVER 😭 haven't done that in forever
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been staying at a hotel for 3 days straight for my work conference. am i a real adult now?
#i miss being so active on tumblr😭#and i literally don’t go out of the hotel at all😭 i need to touch some grass#aya speaks#personal
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Im so incredibly sick and tired of bosco not being my girlfriend that i get to fuck all the time like ive literally had it officially
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#andy serkis#if not for sitting why chair shaped#i'm fine#(i'm not fine)#😭#i want to straddle that man's thigh so bad it makes me feel stupid#and that's not even mentioning his hands#i don't need to touch grass#i need to bury myself neck deep in moss and let the forest reclaim me#thinking about that old man again
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I tried posting this shit like 3 fucking times but tumblr just won't go through with it so i had to make a whole ass separate post sorry 😭 this is in continuation to this post (for those who have no clue what I'm talking about) @abla-soso
yes, as it so happens, i am considerably new to the fandom. which is probably why i haven't seen the side of it you're referring to. and yet i still stand by my initial point of not throwing around words at random. you can't go around calling anyone a misogynist just because the fandom overall is shitty. you can't go around calling me a misogynist even tho I haven't ever participated in any of the stuff you mentioned above (idk why the fuck do i have to defend myself lmao but apparently i do).
the post this all started with was simply a meme referencing a scene from the latest episode. there are a thousand ways you could've taken it instead of straight up assuming I'm a raging women-hater lol. and then you mentioned another one of my posts where I called her misinterpretation a foolish mistake, again assuming the same thing.
"if the king's words are law [...] then Alicent would have been obligated to respect the king's dying words".
are you fr rn? 😭 "blaming a woman for what men did?" did you not read what i wrote? or maybe you just couldn't be bothered to understand? or maybe you would rather pick and choose and come to conclusions based on whatever conveniently furthers your own rigid opinion of me? not once did i throw all blame on alicent's shoulders. not once did i say she was the only one responsible for the events that went down. what i did say was that she was complicit in the act (which, according to the dictionary, does not equal to me saying she is the only one to blame).
"Otto is the fucking snake who schemed for decades to usurp the throne (the prophecy is fucking irrelevant to his plans). Viserys is the fucking dumb bitch who never undermined his daughter's claim by having legitimate sons and not bothering to codify her claim through a binding legalised law (giving any lord the legal justification to dismiss Rhaenyra's claim). Amond was the irresponsible brat who charged at Rhaenyra's brat and killed (being the actual one who kick started the violence)."
bro where did i excuse or defend any of the men you mentioned above? otto is a piece of shit and i won't bother talking about him (will agree with you about him being the mastermind of the entire usurping and the one behind all of alicent's suffering).
i multiple times agreed with you about viserys being a shitty father/husband and you still somehow think I'm defending him. so I'll state it here again to appease you: viserys was a shitty father to every single one of his children. he sidelined his own fucking daughter because all he wanted was a son. which led to his wife losing five of her children: one dead in the cradle, two stillbirths, two miscarriages. aemma was forced to have children over and over again despite everything she went through as a result of those pregnancies. and that bitch of a man killed his wife (there's no other way I'm going to interpret that scene), had her cut open just so he could have the son he always wanted (even tho aemma kept insisting she was scared and she wanted them to just fucking stop). he only named rhaenyra heir because daemon was too rash and impulsive for the task and there was no other better option. he considered marrying a literal fucking child only to turn around and marry a slightly older child. alicent was manipulated and disgustingly pushed into a marriage (by her greedy dick of a father) with a man who was decades older than her (not saying viserys was resistant to the marriage before you go ahead and call me shit for that too). she was maritally raped, forced to have children when she herself was a child. then comes aegon. viserys had the son he always wanted. and although he had already named rhaenyra his heir, he should have been there for his children. he should've played a role in their upbringing. instead he was— like you mentioned earlier— a deadbeat father. he couldn't be bothered to pay attention to the things happening right under his nose. he couldn't be bothered to acknowledge and do something about the resentment festering between rhaenyra, alicent, and their children. he was downright horrendous for a lot of shit that he did. nobody is fucking defending that. i'm not defending that.
you're right about aemond and I'll agree with you on that. him killing luke was one of the major reasons behind the dance and why everything went down to shit so quick.
i had no fucking idea that if i don't explicitly mention how i hate every man in the show and say that they were a piece of shit every time i talk about alicent, I'll be labelled all kinds of stuff. but there you go. does that make you feel better?
i said all that and i will still stand by the fact that alicent was complicit in the entire plan. she was a part of it. most of what i said was centred around alicent because that's who my original post was about and that's who we were talking about.
and i knew you'd make the "she was protecting her children argument". to that I would say: so was rhaenyra. alicent never left an opportunity to call rhaenyra's children bastards. she instilled hatred for luke and jace in her son's minds for years. to the point where aemond almost bashed one of their heads in, leading him (aemond) to lose an eye. yeah, she was protecting her children when she let aegon bully aemond to no end, so long as it didn't happen within public eye. yeah, she was protecting her children by completely ignoring her rapist of a son (I'm sure you have some kind of explanation for that too). she was being protective of her children when she spread rumours about the legitimacy of rhaenyra's children. it was only out of protectiveness over her children that she shamed and ridiculed rhaenyra for years. it couldn't have possibly been anything else. sure. (I'm never going to be convinced her attitude towards rhaenyra was solely a result of her fear for her children).
"her snake of a father convinced her they'll be killed for merely existing as potential rivals to Rhaenyra's claim"
that was the same argument used by the greens as an explanation for why rhaenyra and her children had to die. since they so graciously placed aegon's ass on the throne, it was only reasonable to kill rhaenyra and all her children because they were the biggest contenders for the throne and had a rightful claim to it. right. this was the same argument alicent used to ingrain resentment towards jace and luke in her son's mind.
and yes, she is also responsible for starting the war (as most of the characters are, in one way or another). because— might come as a shock to you— alicent went along with everything her family was planning. she is not as innocent as you want her to be but that's not a conversation you're willing to have (again, because apparantly everything has to be explicitly stated, I'm not saying she's the only one who's ever done anything wrong in her life. every single character on the show has done some or other awful shit. neither side is completely innocent. but alicent is the one I'm particularly talking about in this post). you're so adamant about alicent being oh so innocent and saintly that you're taking away all kinds of nuance, complexity, and moral ambiguity from her and turning her into some kind of mary sue with absolutely no fucking agency. because— "this might blow your mind"— but having trauma doesn't absolve someone from being wrong or making mistakes or facing the consequences of their own conscious fucking actions. there's only so much about someone that you can excuse using their past suffering. there has to come a point where a character needs to be held accountable for their actions and choices instead of justifying all of it in the name of trauma. but that's clearly not something you're ready to talk about.
I'm sure you'll still manage to pick something up from what i said and turn around and say "look!! misogyny!! you're a disgusting piece of shit!!" because apparently saying anything negative about a female character is a heinous crime. female characters aren't supposed to be morally corrupt. they aren't supposed to be wrong. they are only two dimensional. they can't have depth. they're all fucking mary sues.
this is the last time I'm adding anything to this argument conversation because we'll start going around in circles after a certain point and the whole thing will be pointless. so whatever opinion you hold of me after reading all of it is going to be your problem.
(also,,, I'm sorry if my tone offended you, i wasn't trying to be condescending or anything, i was just too goddamn pissed when i wrote this. have a good day <33)
#this has gone on for way too long#i need to get off the app and touch some fucking grass 😭#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#hotd s2#hotd
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