#i need to lie down sobs

[lyss-butterscotch]

Headcanon timescale, timeline and cycle [Description under cut - Do tell if I miss anything or if you have different HCs] [STILL VERY OPEN FOR CORRECTIONS]

Timeline

Timestamps that are canonically in the game are written red while headcanon timestamps are written in blue

Date format is solenear.cycle (SSSS.CCC)

SOLENEAR IS A MADE UP TIME UNIT

I made solenear 20 years because 20 years is roughly 1040 weeks which is close to 999 weeks/cycles

This is assuming all RW creatures live WAY longer than normal creatures or just scaled for convinience

Again this is all speculations and headcanons

Solenear 1400 - 1500

[1404] Void Fluid revolution happened in roughly 1400 because Moon said her creators' ancestors were the one who started it. [Vanilla_Subterranean_Teal Pearl]

SOS, LTTM, CW, SRS, and NSH's creation time are purely headcanon

Solenear 1500 - 1600

UI and FP's creation time are purely headcanon

[1525] I assumed that as soon as Pebbles was active, they took a few cycles to make sure Pebbles was operational before moving.

[1539] Because of the shrinking population during Pebbles' time [Vanilla_The Exterior_Ashy Green Pearl], i assumed either the Ancients stopped making iterators all together and/or abandoned unfinished iterators at some point.

[1560] I assume triple affirmative was after mass ascension as a headcanon just to make things easier since there's nothing on this (unless i missed something)

[1583] Sig has made slugcat(s) before since Suns learned from him when creating SM [Broadcast_Sending Information_White]

[1591] SM had delivered a pearl to Pebbles once before the ingame SM campaign [Broadcast_Sturdy Creature_Gray]. I assume this is THE golden pearl. So Suns probably started making SM sometime after the bug maze convo

Solenear 1600 - 1700

[1630] Headcanon scug creation takes 5 - 10 solens and SM was suns' 7th experiment [Broadcast_A Name_White] so SM probably finished at around 30 - 40 solens.

[1654] Moon's broadcast at cycle 110 states that Pebbles started using more water 2 cycles ago so probably at cycle 108 [Vanilla_Sky Islands 4_Pearl]

[1654] I assume that Sig started Hunter's creation when Moon resorted to forced broadcast because then he knew Moon is in really bad conditions

[1656] UI leaking Pebbles' rot happened before SM's 2nd campaign because Suns and Sig were talking about it during that 2nd campaign [Broadcast_Humiliated_Grey]

[1658] Moon's collapse and Artificer campaign overlaps because Moon is inaccessable and her waterfront facility is intact during Arti. But Moon is accessible and her waterfront has decayed during Hunter (thanks Res)

[1668] Hunter taking longer for Sig to make because of decaying equipment [Vanilla_Red stomach_Aquamarine Pearl] and only took a cycle before sending Hunter out (Rushing with examinations and missed the faulty rot genes)

[1668] Gourmand and Hunter campaign happened very close to each other because of what Moon said about her 'last visitor'

Solenear 1700 - 1800

Rivulet campaign timestamp is purely headcanon

[1732] Iirc it started snowing when you take the rarefaction cell from Pebbles

Pebbles' collapse timestamp is purely headcanon

Solenear 1800 - 1900

I assume that other iterators would last twice as long as Pebbles if they don't have the rot so they start collapsing/failing naturally during this time

Solenear 1900 - 2000

Saint campaign timestamp is purely head canon

Cycle

One cycle is one normal week that consists of 7 days

Each day the rain increases in duration and intensity to the point it takes up the entire day or becomes strong enough to kill

So creatures CAN live through rain and make it to the next day until the rain becomes too strong to ignore and be forced to hibernate

Rain resets each cycle

Iirc your rain counter lights up when you're halfway in a cycle. I imagine this is when the rain starts to hurt

Tremors happen when the next rain will DEFINITELY kill

[arthursfuckinghat]

For no matter what, my friend, my heaven is wherever you'll be.

[univemma]

Leo and Raph consistently being at odds with each other in every TMNT adaptation since 2007 vs Mutant Mayhem Leo telling Raph to "use your anger" oh im faint oh i need to lie down.

[katydidcomplex]

hey so who was going to tell me gideon the ninth/the locked tomb series was a tragedy. WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME

[elysian-chaos]

hahahahahahah

[one-little-nerd-stayed-home]

Hey everybody so that finale line from Fia sure is something huh.

[madomkasak]

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[boomerang109]

(guy who’s literally nocturnal): i didn’t realize i was doing that badly

[writingjourney]

Comforting Papa headcanons.

We all know Primo loves to garden, but something else he loves to do is cook. He'll grow an array of different vegetables in his garden to cook some nice meals with, and upon finding out your favourite, he makes sure to grow a few extra plants.

Secondo loves to study. He's always lingering on some piece, reading some ancient text. But his favourite way to do so, is one hand holding up his book while the other plays with your hair while you rest your head in his lap. Nothing hurried or heated about it, no words are needed, he's just enjoying your company in silence without any words needed.

Terzo paints. He doesn't like to let people know about it, but he draws and paints. His favourite thing to relax is to take his partner and lay them out in some way, so they can relax and he can sketch them. When you see the pieces he draws out, you can see how he sees you, so clearly and yet so loved. One day he'll paint a large portrait of one of these quiet moments, for you to have forever.

Copia is quiet in his love. It's the small things for him. He keeps a pinball machine and a few arcade games in a spare room near the offices of the abbey. He uses them the most so it's not a surprise to see either C.C or P.4 as the initials on the high scores. But the top scores on the machines are your own, so every time he plays he can see your name and smile.

Secondo has five minutes to show up at my door with a book in his hand and homemade veggie soup from Primo in a tupperware container or I'm going to commit crimes. What if you need the distraction and he softly reads for you to drown out your bad thoughts? What if he knows you love him speaking in his mother tongue so he chooses Italian books on purpose?

Painter Terzo owns my heart now. He trusts you enough to show you his artworks, such a vulnerable part of himself, and pours his whole heart into every little sketch of you because how else could he ever allow himself to sit with these deep feelings? No words could ever describe what you're able to see in those sketches. I want to sob.

Copia never beating the high score so your name stays on there for him to see – but also so you feel great about yourself whenever you play and don't get discouraged. He wants to see your face light up when you beat his score, offer some gentle praise and a kiss as your price for winning because that's all he needs. Every time he plays he remembers these little moments and feels so loved.

[nebulousfishgills]

BROTHER YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME I'M IN DISTRESS

[waloeders]

ok i stole this from twt but work has been driving me crazy today. toji bullying me back.

[jalapenobee]

i wanna play guitar BUT ITS SO FUCKING HOT

[asiadoesstuff]

Just watched S5 EP5 of BBC Ghosts! 😋

I’m not doing so well! 😊💕

[tsuzukerukoto]

When I realize that post-DR1 Makoto probably wouldn't be able to straightforwardly answer the question "are you happy?" without lying

[chrisbangs]

[treevore]

honestly hiding Exile Vilify in portal 2 was so diabolical one minute you're minding your own business and going "i wonder if that radio in the trash does anything" and then you look it up and find out "oh take it to this hidden room" and then RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS IS

you've got suckers luck

have you given up

does it feel like a trial?

does it trouble your mind, the way you trouble mine?