#I NEED TO LIE DOWN

[drunkeddiediaz]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

The Vampire Lestat returns

[buildoblivion]

i’m sorry boss I can’t come into work tomorrow they’ve identified the body of a doomed polar explorer

[ceaselesswatchersspecialboy]

Unlikely but what if in TMAGP at some point they hear the last tape of TMA and specifically Basira’s ‘I’m sorry, and good luck’. I think that would send me to the shadow realm.

[bohemianblasphemy]

billy eats it like a man starved.

he wants it all day in every way.

on your back, from the back, sitting on his face - he doesn’t give a fuck. as long as his face is buried in between your thighs, he is not stopping until you cum hard on his tongue (multiple times may i add).

[mcmuppet]

landoscar hug has derailed my entire work day

[notevenyou]

This angle is so devastating. The way Pete giggles and smiles the whole time. The way you can hear Patrick’s giggle and stutter after Pete calls him love.

[stellarbit]

Keep Going, Excellent Job

576 words. NSFW Saw a post prompt about the bad batch boys involuntarily cumming inside when they hear you say "I love you"

So enjoyyyy

Perched at the edge of Tech’s workbench, you hooked your legs around him as his pace picked up. Feeling him inside you was everything at that moment.

Tech postured over you with hands braced on the table below you. He was committing the sight of you, flushed and writhing beneath him, to memory. Your eyes unfocused and lips hung in a lazy smile. His hand moved to thumb your lip before hooking his thumb behind your teeth.

Beautiful. You were the most intoxicating thing he had ever witnessed. An endless discovery.

Tech nearly came when your legs pulled him close. Your tightening around him made it increasingly hard to not do so. 

But he still had more of you he wanted to see. More he needed to feel. More to explore.

Your fingers desperately gripped at Tech’s back, even with him inside you it wasn’t enough - you wanted more of him. One hand slid behind his neck, forcing his eyes on you.

Tech recognized the glazed over look on you, it thrilled him to guide you through orgasms. He prided himself on moving with you, anticipating your every reaction, and playing you like an instrument. 

The pull of your eyebrows told him you were close. The grip you had on his cock told him it was only moments away.

“I believe it is time, sarad.�� Tech said confidently.

In a heartbeat, you took him off guard. A moment of clarity passed over you as you searched his eyes in a way he had not yet observed. 

You melted into him again. “Tech,” You whined around his thumb as your fingers slid into his hair. Tech released you, directing his wet thumb to the sweet spot between your legs.

He knew the moan you were about to breathe.

“You are doing well,” his proud tone made you groan. “Keep going and you will finish.” He pressed his thumb into you and you were finished. “Good job.” He gave you long hard strokes as he watched you fall into ecstasy. 

“Oh, Tech.” Your eyes rolled back, a shudder thundering through you, “I love you. Tech, I-” 

With those three words Tech's pace faltered and he completely lost control. He gasped—not loud, but a sharp intake of breath that was wholly involuntary. He fell onto an elbow, grinding himself deep inside of you, coming undone over and over inside you. 

When he stilled inside you, your eyes found each other. Cock still throbbing Tech blinked down at you.

Tech’s mind reeled from what had just happened. The heavy breathes between you filled the silence and Tech pushed himself back up. His eyes fell away and he moved to pull your legs away.

You’d never said, or in his mind even indicated, that you loved him.

You gave your legs a squeeze, catching his attention again. “Tech?” 

“I understand,” Tech said slowly, finding himself at a rare loss for words. “That in moments of heightened emotion, things can be said-”

“I meant it.” You sternly cut him off, “I love you, Tech.” You were done holding the words back.

Tech visibly stuttered. He knew you and thus knew you had no reason to lie. Fascinating. His eyes widened as he slowly lowered himself back down. 

He gave a slow, mindless thrust. Tech was absolutely entranced. 

He brought his mouth to your ear and said in a low, eager voice. “In that case, I wish to hear you say that again.”

[aflockofravens]

I read something about Suguru's power (attracting curses, ingesting and consuming them; literally making them a part of himself) being the opposite of Satoru's power (repelling things, never allowing anything to touch him) and I've felt sick ever since.

[pharawee]

Earth and Oat for Halloween 2024 💧

Source: cooheart & oattrt @ ig

[ingravinoveritas]

David and Michael at Pub in the Park in Chiswick today!

[greytern]

they insult each other (affectionate) ((sort of))

[tenthousandyearsx]

“I am used to the pain. Similarly, I am familiar with death. Don't you already know this?" He was certain that I knew all about him. However, Yoo Joonghyuk was wrong. I didn't know Yoo Joonghyuk. The Yoo Joonghyuk I knew would never do this.

Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint – Chapter 185: Ep. 35 - The 73rd Demon King, IV

[samstatsupremacy]

forgive me if someone else said it already but it's days later and i'm still amused that daniel - who famously called claudia a band-aid for a shitty marriage in season one - finally found out that he too was a band-aid for a shitty marriage and that louis' whim is the reason he almost died but then got a second chance at life

just. so Funny to me.

[threestripeslider]

Tired: Rise!Splinter is a neglectful and awful father who doesn’t care about his kids >:(

Wired: Rise!Splinter’s negligence comes from a place of deep trauma that he’s carried with him his whole life – losing his mother, having been betrayed by the love of is life, being imprisoned and forced to fight for his life, used as an experiment and subsequently being mutated and losing his whole identity as a person – and while it certainly doesn’t excuse his behavior, there is no doubt that this man loves his sons fiercely despite his own shortcomings and perhaps it is exactly that love and care that causes him to keep his children at arms length in hopes to spare them his family’s cursed legacy that grooms them into martyrs and are thus destined to die young, a sacrifice for the greater good that Splinter is never willing to make even if it means forfeiting the world to the Shredder. Splinter’s journey of fatherhood began by being completely unprepared as a fresh young single father of four young children that depend on him to survive and there is no surprise he’s hit almost every bump there possibly is when raising a child but never in his life has Splinter ever blamed or resented his children in any way – he is not perfect and he’s aware and he tries to do better all because he loves his kids this fucking much bc despite all the shit he’s been through, those kids made him realize that he can try again. to dismiss him as an awful father is a gross mischaracterization of a deeply traumatized man of color who evidently tried his fucking hardest not to pass on the hurt onto his own children while grappling with his own demons and the crushing destiny of his family’s blood line that took away his mother.

[reggies-eyeliner]

"if i had a nickel for every time darius bowman blamed himself for someone's death i'd have two nickels" and okay at first i was like haha silly NO IT'S NOT I REALIZE NOW because no wonder why ben's faced softened like That when darius immediately said '"it's my fault" because ben has heard this song before and he's seen darius like this before and he doesn't want to hear it again. no wonder why darius isolated himself because this is the second time that someone he loved died while he was involved and in his eyes that obviously meant it had to be his fault, right? NO NOT RIGHT IT'S NOT HIS FAULT BROTHERS but he constantly thinks that it is because this is the second time this has happened, and the first time he got lucky that ben survived. this is different and this time someone (kenji in particular) is actually blaming him. writers i am shaking my fist in the air at you artists i am throwing up because why did you animate ben's expression to he like That when he looks at darius (affectionate [while crying]) soundtrack team why did you orchestrate it like that in the background to sound so heart wrenching voice actors you are on my list

[weewoo911]

Hold the fucking phone

How did I never notice that Eddie’s visitor sticker in the hospital when Chris is being born says Daddy

That’s adorable