#i need to get jacked. like if im gonna continue coming down here. i have to get jacked. for my own safety

[nudibutch]

had to quietly square off with two men 4x my size for 20 min at the club last night w my sister and cousin bc they were big mad i was guarding drinks and clocked them as predators immediately and i just really need a femme to hold me right now bc i am so tired after my adrenal response kicked in for what felt like half an hour after and didnt get back home till 1am and got shit sleep

[valentinaagarcia]

twisted wonderland characters as things i've heard in the locker room.. pt.2

(bet yall werent expecting this😈 anyways yes i am on the boys team because there was no girls team and it is NOT like k drama)

("yuu" is what i responded to what i heard)

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floyd: back up against the wall and bend over

jamil: WHAT

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(for context they were doing tigress poses from kung fu panda🔥)

kalim: ching li chong lang

riddle: okay that's just racist, you can't say that when there are people of color in the room man

yuu: why are you all looking at me im not chinese???

ace: why are you assuming it's chinese? racist.

yuu: oh so that's how it's gonna be? kill yourself.

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jack: okay guys we actually need a strategy to win this match

floyd: coach send me a dick pic

everyone: HE WHAT?!?

(coach meant to send that to his wife and we had an assistant coach for the entire week because he couldn't face any of us😭)

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jamil: you all go assault eachother with balls, i'm out.

ace: lowkey bet, deuce come over here buddy

deuce: in public??

epel: for free??

jack: why is nobody questioning that they've done this before?

leona: how do you know they've done this before huh?

jack: hm.

ruggie: .... HOW DO YOU KNOW???

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kalim: yuu..so you know that girl that i was talking about?

yuu: yeah whats up?

kalim: so last weekend i saw her at a gathering...

yuu: ohhkaayy.??? so did you talk to her

kalim: ask me what type of gathering it was.

yuu: ...????what type of gathering was it?

kalim: a family gathering.

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yuu: yo whats going on i really gotta piss why are you all hogging the toilet?

lilia: they all shared ace's pocket pussy but noone cleaned it

yuu: okay what the fuck.

lilia: yeah, they used eachothers semen as natural lube

yuu: i didnt ask you to continue.

lilia: they might have some sort of penis disease

yuu: why didn't i become a cheerleader.

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jack: okay guys cant we just be a normal football team PLEASE

jamil: i am tired of trying to play footbal only to get fingers shoved up my ass.

vil: you've gotten fingers shoved up your ass?

jamil: look i know your new to the team but.. you haven't? ace, floyd.. are you going easy on the rookies

floyd: nah i broke into his house yesterday

ace: yeah and i hit up his girlfriend

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cater: yo i heard rumors that yuu used to be a man

trey: no way? YUU

yuu: what?

trey: did you have a penis before?

yuu: no but if i did it would for sure be bigger than yours

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ace: bruh sometimes i forget that yuu has a coinslot

jack: ace shut up.

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yuu: bruh sometimes i forget that ace has a penis

ace: i said i'm sorry, your just so masc..

yuu: i will hit you.

jack: yeah its not her fault that she's buff! its okay to have insecurities yuu-

yuu: die

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floyd: i mightve just snorted fiberglass guys

jade: oh

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rook: people with homophobia are so pretty

epel: isn't it heterophobia?

vil: its fucking heterochromia

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deuce: yuu.. this might be shocking but your the only girl that i can talk to without stuttering with

yuu: not shocking at all.

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jamil: what the? WHY THE HELL IS THE WATER FROZEN?! FLOYD

floyd: wasnt me!

jamil: ACE??

ace: dont look at me

jack: jamil calm down i froze them so the water after training could be colder but it didnt melt fast, sorry

jamil: oh no worries man

floyd & ace: THE FAVORITISM???

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lilia: look at malleus.. poor guy, cant believe hes goalie

leona: YO malleus!

malleus: hm? *gets fucking knocked out by the ball*

sebek: OH MY GOD.

lilia: goodnight malleus

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

helloo this is my first time requesting so please bear with me

can i request for for a scenario with a male reader who has no care for the world and just goes with the flow so when the killers try to kidnap or kill him he’s just chill and like 😐 any killer are fine :)

thank you and feel free to ignore if you’re uncomfortable!

Ooh im so honored to be your first ask! I hope this does you justice!

Tw: kidnapping, mentions of torture

Thank you so much for requesting

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Toby

He gets very worried when he sees you aren't reacting

Did he do something wrong? Are you the wrong person? Oh god, did you even know you were being kidnapped??

He's pacing back and forth in front of you, almost forgetting that you're there

That is, until you sigh loudly through the rag that was shoved into your mouth

He looks up at you "what?"

You raise a brow before looking down at the rag

"Oh." He mutters, coming to be in front of you and taking the rag out

You cough and move your tongue around, trying to get rid of the cotton mouth "so when can i go home?" You ask

He looks at you, bewildered "uh...do you not see what's happening? You're being kidnapped."

"No, i got that part, i just have work in the morning so i don't wanna be late for that"

He sighs and rubs his eyes before looking at you once more "no, you see, I'm not going to be returning you home. You are staying here, until your family pays the agreed ransom amount"

You sigh "darn. Alright."

He shoves the rag back in your mouth and continues to contemplate on his worries...

Brian

One of the reasons he enjoys his job, is that he at least gets some sort of gratitude out of it

Knowing his victims fear him, makes him feel strong and superior

So when he kidnaps you and you don't care, that really ticks him off

He doesn't show it at first, trying to get you to fear him in the easier ways, such as telling you all of the things he's gonna do, telling you that you're gonna be here forever, etc

And when that doesn't work, he amps up the pressure a little, threatning you, threatning your family and friends, etc

And when that doesn't works, he amps it up a little more, holding his gun to your head, slicing various parts of your body with his knife, etc

One way or another, he will get you to fear him, he doesn't care what it takes

Eventually, he will even go as far as to leaving you alone, tied to a chair in the dark, with no one else but yourself to keep you company

How long he leaves you like this depends on how angry you made him

It may range from just a day or to a week or so

The longest he'll let you stay down there by yourself is until you are on the brink of starvation, he needs you alive, after all...

Eyeless Jack

Personally, he couldn't care less whether or not you react to being kidnapped

In fact, it makes his life easier if you don't react

He can catch up on his other work, harvest your kidneys, study, read

The list goes on, really

So it's actually better this way, and he appreciates you not wasting his time trying to thrash around, scream or escape

He doesn't tell you that though, of course

He's probably the person you want to get kidnapped by, all things considered

If you are good, he will eventually start getting you some fast food for your meals

He will also untie you for an hour or so, and let you walk around

Staying active is necassary, you know

And who knows? If you ask nicely enough, he might just bring you some crossword puzzles to keep your mind occupied

All that being said, do not mistake his kindness for mercy

One wrong move and he will make you wish you'd never been born...

[cutestbow]

Notes: this blurb is apart of an au if anyone is confused!!

Ellen had called Penelope over after school to go dress browsing online for homecoming, though she insisted it was fine, but of course Ellen being Ellen she was gonna do it anyway, she waited at the door after knocking a few times, she heard footsteps coming to the door before they stopped and she heard a groan, she rolled her eyes as Luke opened the door.

“What do you want?” Luke said in a rude tone.

“Don’t flatter yourself Hughes, I’m not here for you,” she said pushing past him.

“Well Quinn and Jack aren’t here” he said rudely

“Im not here for them, I’m here for Ellen.” She snapped back.

“Well she’s not here either, she’s getting groceries smartass.” He said sharply.

“God your such an asshole,” she exclaimed throwing her hands in her head in frustration.

“God your such an asshole,” he mocked, he stood there with that stupid smirk on his face as she made her way over to him.

She was about to get to him before Ellen came through the door.

“Penelope your here!, hold on one second sweetie while I put these groceries away,” she said walking to the kitchen.

Penelope took a deep breathe before talking again. “I’ll help you” she said going to grab a bag as Luke finally walked away still with that stupid smirk on his face.

“Oh,no honey go sit down I’ll be fine.” She said reassuring the girl.

once Ellen put the groceries away and sat down with penople they started browsing for dresses.

“Thank you again Ellen, really you didn’t have to.” Penelope said as her eyes lingered on a specific dress.

“Oh, don’t even worry about it sweetie, just wanted to do something nice for you.” She said smiling at the girl. Before pressing on the dress she was eyeing.

“You like this one?” She asked. Penelope nodded in response going to say something before someone spoke up before her

“That would not look good on you” Luke spoke looking at her for a reaction.

“Very funny Hughes. you wouldn’t to now what good looks like, you dress like a hobo everyday.” She shot back watching as his stupid smirk disappeared.

“I ha-“ he spoke before getting cut off by Ellen.

“Ok Luke, can’t you see we’re trying to shop here?” Ellen spoke watching as he walked away and back upstairs.

Penelope groaned in frustration once Luke was finally gone.

“Im sorry Ellen but truly he’s very annoying” she spoke letting her head fall in her hands.

“Yeah they do that some times, don’t worry it’ll pass and you guys will be friends in no time” Ellen said with a smile on her face.

Penelope laughed at this, she’d never be friends with a jerk like him she thought but just shook her head and rolled her eyes.

“Oh I just remembered what I needed to ask you.” Ellen spoke suddenly, “are you going to the dance with anybody?” She said resting her Elbow on the back of the couch.

Penelope sighed before speaking “No, I was just going to go with my friends.”

Ellen thought for a moment before nodding and continuing the dress shopping.

[aster-wires]

high tension scenarios w/ the twst boys

starring: Jack Howl and Azul Ashengrotto

authors notes: first time writing in like a year !! im gonna be writing more for twst, so if you see this feel free to request something. ill be setting up more rules later, so for now i hope you enjoy :D (also the formatting took forever please) 

Jack Howl ○ The Virtuous Protector

Patching them up while they seem to get flustered by the minute.

“And how did this happen again?” You sighed, taking out your first aid kit. Jack sat awkwardly at the foot of your bed, rubbing the back of his neck.

“Got ‘nto a fight with some of my dorm members. It’s nothing serious.” He murmured. He took off his black vest for easier access to his wounds, but your eyes were more focused looking up and down his muscular arms. Snapping out of your small trance, you sighed as you began to disinfect the cuts and scrapes of the fight.

This was somewhat of a weekly routine by now. He’d come in with few injuries and the occasional bruise, but never anything awful. You never pushed the subject as to why he’s been getting into more fights recently, but that’s partly because you never really minded patching him up.

Besides, he’d rather sit on one of his cacti than admit that he’s been fighting for you. A few of his dorm members decided to talk shit about you in front of him, and he wouldn’t just let that slide on their part.

You two quietly for the most part. Jack looked away when you started to bandage his forearms, letting out a small hiss when you applied some alcohol onto the wound. Deciding to take a quick look back at you, he smiled softly at your furrowed brows and narrowed eyes.

“All done!” You smiled, finishing wrapping up the gauze around his knuckles. Taking a look at the wolf beast-man, you saw him staring back with a light blush. Clenching his fist, he turned his head to the side bashfully.

“What’s wrong? Do you have a fever?” You asked, peering around him to press a hand to his forehead. As soon as you got a good look at his bright red face, you could see his ears flattened atop of his head. His tail was almost moving at mach 10 speeds, as he took his other hand to try and slow it down as best as he could.

“You just…” Taking your hand off of his forehead, he held it loosely in his palm; gently, as if he was afraid to scrape you up himself.

“Nevermind. Thank you for always–”

“Taking care of you?”

“That’s not what I meant.” His hands were wrapped in the gauze you applied; rough, yet softer than people think it is. A bit like Jack in a way, you guess.

“Alright, just no more fights for a while. You’re using up my entire bandaid supply.” He smiled at that, unable to stop the furious wagging of his tail again. But he didn’t mind it so much this time.

Azul Ashengrotto ○ The Benevolent Sea Witch

Doing eyeliner when their face is inches away from yours.

"I don’t know why I agreed to this."

And yet here he was, sitting cross-legged in front of you while you were dipping the brush back into the bottle for more of the liquid substance. Letting out a small exhale at the notion, you began to softly press the tool just below his waterline.

Sure, you were focused on making sure that you don’t accidentally poke your friend’s eye out, but you’d be lying if you said that was all you were focused on.

“I mean, I don’t know why you need eyeliner when your eyes are already so mesmerizing.” You teased, leaning in a little closer to add some more liner in the innermost corners of his eye.

He tensed up at the statement, wanting to pull away and look to the side so that his hair could cover up any small smile that threatened his cool, composed behavior. But with a firm grip on his cheeks, you stopped him from moving away. (And stopped him from messing up all his liner.)

Moving onto the other eye, you decided to continue to tease the poor boy. Think of it as payback for all the times he’s left you speechless with his words.

“Oh I’m sorry, should I have said hypnotizing instead? Or maybe alluring? I mean–”

"Stop it."

He breathed out, the skin of his face was getting warmer by the second the more you held it. You chuckled, having way too much fun flustering him.

Azul, on the other hand, was tempted to hide in his octopot forever.

Deciding that’s enough teasing for one day, you two fell into a comfortable silence as the blush on his face slowly dimmed, but his eyes stayed as sharp as ever.

"Can you hurry up? I have a client I’m meeting later today." He grimaced at the thought of having to leave you so soon, but he has a responsibility of helping those dumb- I mean, poor unfortunate souls.

“Sure thing, hun.”

Yeah. He was really regretting agreeing to this.

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[huggybearluvr]

As you pulled up to the Lake house you were in awe of the beautiful house perfectly set to be looking over the water.

Everyone began exiting the car you following suite behind them grabbing your bag from the trunk and heading inside.

"Luke show Y/n to the guest room by you," Quinn said and his and Gianna set off to his room on the first floor.

Luke held his hand out, "Let me take your suite case."

You nodded handing it off to him as he carried both of yours up the stairs.

He opened the first door on the right throwing his bag in there before turning and heading further down the hall way.

The room beside his was yours. He opened the door allowing you in first and placed you suite case by the closet.

"If you need anything I'll be in my room," He smiled as he shut the door behind him.

You started to carefully unpack your folded clothes into the drawers. But ultimately ended up just tossing the bathing suits and bras willy nilly all over the drawers.

You opened the curtains revealing a balcony, you stepped out feeling the cool breeze a smile glazing over you face as you looked out at the beautiful back yard.

You were interrupted by a knock at your door. You walked back inside opening the door to Gianna.

She came in sitting on your bed, "We're all gonna head out on the boat for a bit before Trevor and Alex get here."

"Okay," You smiled as you headed over to the drawer housing your swim suites.

"Me and Quinn wanna set you up with Trevor," She smiled, watching as you pulled out a red bikini.

"What's he look like?" You asked throwing you bikini on the bed as you pulled out a rodeo t shirt you had gotten a couple years ago to wear as a cover up.

"Here I'll pull up a picture," She said as she pulled her phone out of her back jeans pocket.

She quickly pulled up instagram typing in his handle before handing you the phone.

You scrolled through nodding your head," He's cute but doesn't really seem like my type."

"Just get to know him," She rolled her eyes as she took her phone back.

"Fine," You said as you threw on your bathing suite and shirt following her down to the living room.

You sat on one of the chairs.

"We're just waiting on Luke," Jack said as he dramatically tossed his phone down on the couch.

Soon after Jack ramblings telling you about the new jersey devils and how you have to come to one of their games Luke had arrived.

"Alright im ready," He said as he headed to the kitchen.

You followed.

"You want anything to drink?" He asked as he grabbed a beer for himself.

"Whatcha got?" You asked peering into the fridge. Ultimately deciding on a seltzer," Thanks."

"Alright let's head down there before they kill us both," He laughed.

You followed him down to the dock where he jumped onto the boat offering you a hand. You took it gratefully as you stepping onto the boat.

"Thank you," You smiled as you walked over to sit beside Gianna.

Luke and Jack sat at the front of the boat while you and Gianna were at the back.

You took off you t-shirt and through your hair back.

Quinn started up the boat slowly heading away from dock after Luke had finished untying from the dock.

You loved being out on the boat. It reminded you of fishing with your dad and brothers when you were young.

Quinn had done a few laps around the lake before heading back to the dock. Luke was the first out waiting for Jack to throw him the rope. He tied the boat up.

You grabbed your shirt and headed to the front. Taking his hand and hopping off the boat.

You began walking down the dock Luke following behind you.

"I heard Gianna and Quinn are gonna try to set you up with Trevor," He spoke as he began to walk beside you.

"Yeah but he doesn't really seem like my type," You spoke continueing the conversation.

"What do you mean?" He asked.

"He seems well a little crazy," You laughed, as you entered the house, slipping your tshirt back on over you head.

"He definitely is crazy," Luke added laughing along with you.

"So what is your type then?" Jack said as he had now joined the two of you.

"I don't know," You spoke a little unsure," I like my men a little more reserved, shy even."

Jack smiled at your words," Yeah I can see that."

You all sat around in the living room waiting for Jacks friends to arrive.

"So, y/n I have to ask, you got the rodeo shirt, and country accent, where are you from?" Jack asked as he came back into the living room from getting another beer from the kitchen.

"Oh, I'm born and raised in Louisiana," You smiled," And I won this shirt a few years back, in a rodeo I was in."

"You do rodeo?" Quinn asked.

"Yeah, I started off just showing ponies but once I turned 12 I started Barrel racing," you smiled genuinly happy they wanted to get to know you,"When I head back home in August I'm entering one of my hometown rodeos."

"okay okay, so how do you know Gianna then?" Luke asked.

"We're roommates at NYU," Gianna spoke in a duh tone.

"You got to NYU? what are you studying?" Luke asked adding to the conversation.

"Acting just like Gianna," You smiled, to which he nodded with a smile as well.

The conversation then turned to when the others would be arriving.

Luke had been sneaking glances over at you the whole night so when you placed you empty can down on the table he noticed, heading into the kitchen grabbing a new one for himself and for you.

He walked back into the living room silently handing you he drink,"Oh thank you," You smiled gratefully up at him as he now joined you sitting on the couch rather than the recliner in the corner.

"So why acting?" He asked.

"When I was little I always dreamed about being a movie star," You giggled," A couple years back my rodeo coach passed away and before she did she told me to follow my heart where ever it takes me and I did."

He smiled," Well, i'm glad you did, you seem really happy with where you are."

"I am," just as you were finishing up the conversation the front door opened, three boys emerging dragging in suite cases behind them.

The hughes' got up greeting them and introducing you and Gianna.

"Guys this is my girlfriend Gianna, and this is Y/n, Trevor this is who I was telling you about," Quinn smiled at the brunette.

Lukes face stilled at the words coming from his own brothers mouth, was he that blind to se that Luke thought you were absolutely gorgeous and wanted to get to know you?

"Hii, it's nice to meet you," Trevor said as he looked over at you with a smile.

"It's nice to meet you too," You spoke softly a little nervous about this situation you were thrown into. You were a social person but on your own terms.

As everyone was saying there greetings, you slowly inched back into the kitchen. You weren't uncomfortable in the environment just a little with Quinn and Gianna being so adamant about setting you up with Trevor.

Luke was the first to notice your absence peeking around the room, and heading to the kitchen when he didn't see you.

He found you sitting at the counter scrolling through your phone.

"You okay?" he asked coming to stand beside you leaning down on the counter.

"yeah, just needed a little air it's pretty crowded in there," you laughed.

"Yeah they can be a pretty rowdy group," Luke laughed along with you.

"And you not included in that group?"

"I wouldn't say so, I mean im more reserved than them you could say," He laughed," Definitely the only normal one."

You laughed along with them before the rets of the group overheard and headed into the kitchen.

"You guys wanna do a bonfire tonight?" Jack asked, to which everyone agreed heading out to the back patio.

You sat beside Gianna and noticed how Trevor was quick to take the spot beside you on the small outdoor couch.

"Sooo, where you from?" Trevor asked.

"Louisiana but I'm living in New York right now for college."

"That's nice, anything fun to do in Louisiana?"

"Depends on what you think is fun," You said simply.

"Well then, let me rephrase what do you do for fun out there?"

"Well for me there lots of thing," You smiled," Barrel racing, trail rides, fishing, we take the four wheels out a lot off road thats always a blast."

"I love four wheeling," He smiled, "You want another drink?"

"Sure," You smiled watching as he got up heading inside.

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After a few hours of chatting with Trevor and the group everyone deciding it was time to head off to bed.

You and Luke headed up the stairs," Goodnight," You smiled before slipping past him heading further down the hall into your room.

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series masterlist

[jqmalikhsgib]

stars

sixteen

*five years later*

yn hears screaming coming from downstairs. she groans before getting out of bed and heading to the commotion of her family.

what she sees is her youngest son whining while her husband cooks breakfast while her eldest son tries to finish his project for school that she’s sure due tomorrow morning.

yn walks over to her son that’s hugging his fathers leg and picks him up gently. “what’s the matter, andy?”

“want, daddy!” he whines.

“daddy’s cooking some yummy, pancakes. you can wait, yeah?”

“kay, mommy.” out of all the boys, andy was definitely a daddy’s boy. yn and aaron think it’s most due to hotch being gone on cases.

yn looks around for her middle child before hearing tiny feet puttering down the steps.

“mama?!”

bryson is definitely a happy child! he’s loud, a complete opposite of his brothers.

“yes, baby?”

“i want bananas on my pancake, please?”

yn shrugs her shoulders as she looks at her husband. he hums before she sets their son down and grabs a banana to cut for bryson.

once breakfast was set, they sit as a family and enjoy. yn phone starts going off which meant jess should arrive any minute.

when she gets there, yn and aaron hurry to get dressed as they kiss their sons goodbye and head out.

when they get to their destination, aaron opens the passenger door for her, grabs her hand, and walk inside the doctor office. aaron checks them in before patiently waiting for their name to be called.

once their names were called, they get up and head to their assigned room. they then wait for their doctor to come in.

“good morning, mister and misses hotchner! how are you feeling today?”

“better than last week. i don’t feel nauseous this time.”

“im glad! are you two excited?!”

both yn and aaron nod happily. aaron holds his wife’s hand as she lifts her shirt. there you could see her baby bump on display. she’d only been four months but she’s looked like she’d been farther. they knew it was due to being pregnant with twins.

todays the day the couple find out the sex of the babies. they were pretty excited to know what they’re having.

yn doctor finally rolls the wand around her bump before smiling. “looks like baby a is a boy!”

aaron smirks. he had a feeling that they were having at least one boy.

“and baby b is—oh, a girl! looks like she wanted to be the odd one out, huh?” the doctor smiles.

yn looks at aaron happily. “a girl!”

aaron kisses the back of her hand.

“her brothers gonna be all protective.” he states.

the doctor soon goes over what the couple needed to be prepared for the next session. the couple soon get themselves discharged before they head out.

when they get back home jess and the kids asked the couple what they’re having.

“finally! i get a little sister.” jack smiles widely.

“least i don’t have to share my toys.” bryson states.

“when sissy and brudder get here?” andy asked.

“im glad you’re excited to have a sister jack!” yn says

“you still have to share your toys with your sister, bry.” aaron states with an eye roll.

yn picks andy up and kisses his cheek. “they’ll be here in just a few more months. then you gotta be a big boy and help daddy and i with your baby brother and sister. can you do that?”

andy nods excitedly. once his moms sets him down jess hugs her happily. “so happy to finally get a niece! i love my nephews but they don’t ever wanna play tea parties with me!” jess explains.

the family continue to gush about the twins before jess leaves. yn and aaron makes dinner before they put the kids to bed and head to bed themselves.

“im so glad i went to that club all those years ago.” aaron whispers.

yn sighs happily. “me too, babe!” she states before the couple fall asleep in each others arms.

and just like that, stars is completed! i enjoyed this story but all good things must come to an end.

[octuscle]

Goddamn dude you’re two for two, I’d fucking kiss you if Boss wouldn’t have my ass for it. He says I’m all hisSNDNFIDDN

Shit sorry, hard to type while I’ve got a weapon of mass destruction up my asSKSHFDBD

Okayokay shit I’ll make this quick ‘fore he breaks my phone. He doesn’t like it when my attention ain’t on him. I know you’re probably sick of all my requests but I really need this one from you man. I don’t want Boss to be my boss anymore. Or, not just my boss. I…I-uhh wannaAJSFHRI

AAAH FUCK okay I want ‘im to be my husband. Lock him down so I can always be his and he’ll be mine and all that sweet shit. Call me a romantic, or a whore I don’t care. My problem is, apparently our situation is “unethical”. Yeah he’s Big BoOPSNXD

Fuck! He’s Big Boss to me and all the guys under me but even he’s got assholes in charge of him and they’re already breathing down his neck for all the private meetings with me. But I don’t wanna leave this job. I love the guys, I love leading them and working with ‘em, they’re like family. So is there a way you can make boss above all those dickheads in suits above him? Or maybe just persuade them or make them more understanding of our—oh shit, am I gonna say this? Of our lovVEGEIDHHK

CHRISTONABIKE alright fuck it dude I’m sending this shit as is, just please help me out again, I swear I’ll do anything you ask for it. FUCK yes sir I’m putting it down I’m putting it down—-

This is a sequel to this asks here:

Dude, like I always say: Never fuck the company! That's why my supervisor always makes me a muscular employee at KFC when he has a craving for my cock. But that has not been the question at all.

It didn't take long for word of your affair to spread all the way to the board. And it only takes afew hours that you have an appointment with the CEO and the head of HR. To relieve the stress, you had another quick fuck in the bathroom. Now your suits sit reasonably well over your muscular bodies again, the wide open shirts show a lot of your hairy chest! You look great, unlike the two fat guys sitting across from you in the conference room. They've certainly never seen the inside of a gym or stood in the mud of a construction site in their work boots.

Head of HR begins his speech. "It has come to our attention, Jack, that you are having a sexual relationship with one of your co-workers and are doing so in the workplace." Your boss or daddy raises his hand, asks to interrupt for a moment, puts one hand in the inside pocket of his jacket, pulls out a ring, takes your hand, puts the ring on it and says "Just to clarify, this is not just a co-worker but also my fiancé." You can't help but stick your tongue down his throat. For a brief moment you forget about the two assholes in the room. But when you end the kiss and look back at the CEO and Head of HR, they both look changed. Most noticeably, their stern expressions have given way to an almost cheeky grin. And somehow there's the shadow of a beard on their flabby chins. And the facial features are starting to become less flabby.

"So Jack and Mike," the CEO begins. "You know that diversity is extremely important in the company. We think it's great that the two of you as a couple set such a great example of an open and colorful society." You grin. Your fiancé and you tend to wear black. Black suit and black shirt at the office, black leather at night. Colorful? Well… The head of HR continues: "We know it's not really your job, but could you imagine being the faces of our new recruiting campaign? Both take off their jackets and hang them over the backs of the conference chairs. Fuck, they spend every free minute in the gym. You secretly stroke Jack's bulge under the table.

The CEO is no longer so discreet. He stands up and sketches the campaign schedule on the flipchart with one hand. And has the other in his sweatpants. And his colleague is also kneading his bulge. The two of them are barely older than you. Certainly a few years younger than your fiancé Jack. The head of HR turns to you, looks you in the eye and licks his lips. The CEO leaves the flipchart and goes to Jack, stands behind him, runs his hand down his unbuttoned shirt and starts playing with Jack's nipple. A few seconds later, the Head of HR has lowered the blinds and dimmed the lights via the building control app.

After an intense interaction, Peter and Steven have given you the rest of the day off. You should celebrate your engagement. And the two of them have a lot planned for the rest of the day anyway.

Pic of your CEO and head of HR found @maxx-magnum

[dead8bit]

━ Collared .

Quackity x Reader - Chapter 1 : The Cartel

word count : 2.7k

a/n : this is gonna be an extensive series that will have a lot (i mean a lot) of chapters, cant promise ill actually finish it to the end but ill try. updates will be slow i think ? i get distracted and burnt out very easily BUT IM TRYING MY BEST!!!!! also if u prefer reading on ao3, u can read this from my ao3 account :] pls enjoy ! <3

small update: i removed the dialogue indents cus they would keep removing themselves and it was actually pissing me off...

A large shadow peered over you, larger than it was just the day before. The sound of shoes running up to where you were got closer until they stopped by you, accompanied by laughs.

“Holy fuck!” Tommy wheezed out loud. “The penis is back!”

“Yeah… Holy fuck?” You laughed.

Eret’s large stone tower stood high above the land, which was now lined with dark obsidian. Just the day before, right where the tower stood was a small little hut with a sign reading: ‘Size doesn’t matter’ that Fundy built as a prank (also revenge for building an insanely large tower the day before).

Tommy continued laughing, “Fundy is going to lose his shit when he sees this!”

“Have the others seen this?!” You asked.

As if they heard the both of you-

“OH MY GOD!”

You heard Tubbo yell out from behind. You spun around and saw Tubbo and Jack with their mouths hung open. They both ran up to you and Tommy, forming a horizontal line, just staring at Eret’s tower.

“Okay no- This is so stupid,” Tommy said, “Please, I need to discuss important business.”

Tommy walked off and made his way to his now destroyed Power Tower, climbing up to the top, you and the others following. You all looked out at the little shack built into the side of a hill with a small sign hung above that read: ‘TommyInnit Enterprise.’”   

“So… Here's the thing,” Tommy sighed. “What really hit me earlier- I’ve got a big war on my hands, right?”

You all looked at each other and nodded silently.

You never actually experienced the war between Tommy and Dream, you’d only come across the Dream SMP a few months after. You and Tommy instantly became friends despite the warnings from all the residents. Tommy told you about the war and the Disc Saga and how it all went down, in his own interpretation obviously.

 “Yeah... I think you three are gonna join me since, let’s be honest, there’s three, you know, the three T’s and... Y/N!” You playfully scoff at the last remark.

Tommy continues, “We’re really trying to solidify our dynamic! I would imagine you’re gonna join me, I know you fuckin’ will Tubbo and Y/N-

 “HEY!” Tubbo exclaimed while turning to you with a look on his face.

“...But I imagine you will also be Jack.”

Jack nods.

“Now listen to me.

“You all know I gave away the discs for the good of L’Manberg. All right, but I want to get them back and I was thinking right... What are Dream’s weaknesses?

“In every single war, Dream has destroyed the shit out of our bases, look at this!”

He flung his arms out to showcase the dirtied and scuffed terrain around his ‘Enterprise’, also referencing the destruction of Tubbo’s old house and the land surrounding L’Manberg.

He starts pointing all around the tower, “We’re standing on a half burnt down, destroyed Power Tower!”

We all looked around at each other and started cheering him on, “Right... Yeah, YEAH!”

“But what hit me was the one thing Dream does is he either wants, or he respects other people’s items...

“The only thing he’s done is steal my discs because he puts value in them! He doesn’t destroy them at all! He got rid of my entire base, but he left the chests! He left the chests!”

He turns to Jack, “And the one time he wanted to burn the chests, he offered you a thousand dollars!”

“That’s true...” Jack agreed.

“So, what hit me was that Dream respects items but not the land or any buildings. If I’m going up against him, I know this sounds stupid, but I’m gonna need a safe room with a bunch of chests and valuables, like a full 360 room! If I lose items, he won't break in because he respects items.”

Tommy looks at the three of you with bright eyes, “Okay follow me.”

The four of you climbed down the tower and made your way over to Tommy’s base. You continue to follow him while Tommy grabs a nearby pickaxe and goes through his back door to the other room with small chairs and his jukebox. He begins to hack at the corner of the wall signalling where he wants the secret room to go. Both Jack and Tubbo grab their pickaxes and start helping out with the walls.

You lean against the other wall, “Why in your private quarters?”

“Y’know cause it’s private so it lessens the chance of Dream coming in here,” Tommy huffed.

You stifled a laugh, “Oh yeah, cause Dream respects signs.”

“Fuck off.”

The three dig out a room and start placing empty barrels and storage blocks lining the walls, floor, and ceiling. You decide to walk around and look for Fundy while the men (boys) banter in the back room.

“Look at that! Oh Christ- What are you doing?!”

“What do you mean ‘what am I doing?’?”

“I’m trying to build this and you’re mining it!”

 “Isn’t this what you wanted?!”

“Tubbo, get out of here... Clearly you don’t deserve to be here.”

“Hey!”

Just outside the arch of Tommy’s little shack, you’re met with Fundy face to face with Eret’s new and improved tower. You could imagine the look on his face just from the way his ears perked up under his uniform and his tail swishing irritably.

You quietly chuckled to yourself as you walked up to Fundy, “So, Fundy, what’s your thoughts on the new building in town?”

“What the fuck... It’s too big!”

“I thought you said size doesn’t matter!?”

“I've changed my mind,” he hisses in response.

The trio caught up with the two of you and once again you all stood around looking at the tower.

Fundy rubbed his head, “Goddamn obsidian... No way.”

His ears perked up after he sifted through his thoughts for a second.

A large grin stretched across his face, “Did you know that pee is stored in the balls, Tommy.”

A roar of gasps emitted from everyone's mouths, followed by a string of confused chuckles.

“Wait, you're just going to put a pair of balls on it?” You questioned.

“I plan on flooding the entire thing.”

“Where are the balls?” Jack spoke up.

Fundy turned to Jack, “Last time you said it was the bottom layer?”

“Well, I- I didn’t actually say that but- Yeah, fair enough.”

Tommy started walking around the base of the great tower, looking up at the very top, “I think you should at least destroy the top bit because this is a monster.”

He continued, “Listen, I mean this in the most sincere and serious way possible... Eret’s great penis is a monster.”

You and Tubbo covered your mouths and laughed together.

“Alright so tell me what your idea was, other than shaving the top off?” Fundy asked Tommy.

“Shave? Why would you describe it as shaving, man?!”

“I’m pretty sure there’s a medical procedure for this,” Tubbo chimed in.

Tommy’s eyebrows perked up, “What’s it called for a building?”

“No, for a penis.”

You wiped your eyes from laughing at the absolute ridiculousness of the current conversation, “Oh my god- Oh my god...”

The boys kept scheming amongst themselves, but you decided to check on the secret room in Tommy's enterprise. You walk in and see a piece of paper sticking out of one of his chests. It didn’t look like a map, and it had a lot of writing on it. Your hand reaches for the top of the chest, and you push it up, opening it and seeing a letter with messy black ink scribbled over the page. You picked it up and your eyes scanned over the message.

Hey Tommy!

Listen here, you’re missing out on the big money! The big bucks! You know what I’m saying. There’s a lot of things you can do… Not drugs, I’m clean! I’m serious!

Anyway, you know… everyone has access to all of the resources around you, right? But what if YOU were the only one who had access to those resources? You would have so much power, power beyond belief. And that’s what you need Tommy! POWER!

Here’s the plan…

You need an infrastructure, so you build a minecart highway, make everyone use it and then eventually they’ll get used to it and use it as common transportation. Then before they know it… You pop up in the middle of the fucking highway with a diamond sword and you fucking hijack their shit and take EVERYTHING they fucking have! They won’t see that shit coming! I’m telling you that’s the way it’s gotta be!

And look! I even made blueprints for you. You can’t show anyone though… they’re kind of a secret where I come from…

Big Q :]

Who and what the hell? You peered back into the chest to see a folded-up piece of paper which you grabbed and opened. You stared at the page in disbelief as you saw a shitty and childish drawing of a singular road which was, what you could assume, the blueprint that ‘Big Q’ had sent over.

“Are you stealing my shit?”

You turn around to see Tommy, “Who is ‘Big Q’?”

Tommy takes the letter from your hand and awkwardly laughs, “You didn’t read this, did you?”

“I did.”

“Jesus… He’s a guy I know and he’s suggesting we start a cartel,” he says as he pinches his forehead.

“And his name is ‘Big Q’?” You put up your hands to make quotation marks in the air.

“Quackity is his name.”

You furrowed your brows and turned your body to fully face him, “His parents named him that? That’s his legal name?”

“It’s confidential…” Tommy sighed.

“…Right.”

Tommy throws the letter and ‘blueprint’ back into his chest and makes his way down the ladder, to the sewers.

You called out to him, “Why?”

To which he responded with a yell of determination, “POWER!”

Fucking hell.

The day goes on and on. Tommy spends half the day replacing the stone floors in the sewers with packed ice to slide boats across them to create an infrastructure that supposedly people are going to rely on (they won’t). He ends up using Tubbo as his test ‘mugging’ and you eventually find them in an Area 51 with Jack after an extensive period of chasing each other through the sewers.

Eventually the four of you make your way back into the sewers and Tommy begins to explain how you need to plan a heist, along with a lab.

The three of them dug out another room in the walls and you all migrated inside. Tommy proceeds to put up a sign on the side of the entrance and writes ‘Boss man’s hideout’ on it.

“‘Boss man’s hideout’? This is so stupid…” You laugh.

Tommy crosses his arms and scoffs in your face, “How dare you! Big Q is our boss!”

“Right… And where is he right now?”

He presses his lips into a line, “…Busy.”

“You’re so full of shit-”

“OKAY Y/N! OKAY GUYS!�� Tommy cut you off. “Here’s what we’re going to do…

“In the coming days, not today, we’re going to do a heist… Because there’s an item that we can get for ourselves and no one else can get. Big Q said we can get a monopoly on every single item. I say we start small, we gotta start small.

“I say… we meet up in a day’s time and we can do the heist! Not today cause… I gotta go man, I-I’ve places to be and women to- I don’t have women to talk to…

“ALL RIGHT! We’ll meet up tomorrow and that’s what we’ll do. But until then… no mentions of boss man’s hideout, all right? No mentions to nobody. You hear me? Don’t even tell any of the others were allied with."

He finishes off his announcement, “The first rule of the cartel is that there is no cartel…

All four of you stood in the cramped hideout, arms crossed, serious eyes, dressed in the L’Manberg uniform. Tommy, the blond boy who bounces off the walls all the time, being a little shit to everyone and everything. Tubbo, the calmer and so-called ‘clingy’ boy who just wants to do his own thing. Tommy is actually the clingy one to Tubbo… Jack, the newest out of the four and honestly has to put up with the boys, they really do love Jack. And there you were… Y/N. Everyone looked around at each other, unknown to how this ‘Big Q’ would change the upcoming events of the land you and everyone else walked upon.

Your thoughts were cut off by Tommy's voice once again, “All right, everyone get out!”

The phantoms were gone. You’re not quite sure why or how that happened but that meant one thing… for the cartel. Since no one could find these phantoms in the sky at all, they couldn’t harvest anymore phantom membranes which were usually crafted to make slow fall potions. Obviously, Tommy had to use this to our (his) advantage.

“HEY GUYS!” You heard Tommy shout at you, Tubbo, and Jack from behind.

The three of you guys stopped walking and stared back at Tommy as he jogged up to you, a huge grin on his face. You were all making your way back into the sewers to meet up at ‘Boss man’s hideout’ so the heist could be resumed and reevaluated from the day prior.

You all gathered around in the hideout, Tommy swinging one arm over your shoulder and the other over Tubbo’s, “Okay so… Here's the thing, if we go around the server, we get all the phantom membranes, we bring them down here or even ender chest them.”

“Which then means we become the most powerful group in the land!” Tommy exclaimed, “You know this cause Dream fucking shits himself over items that he doesn’t have.”

You shuffle your feet with uncertainty at the mention of Dreams name, Tommy notices and starts blabbering out more words, “Holy shit, he’ll shit himself and that’s what we gotta do, we gotta head out with leather armour and look really unsuspicious.

“Now you guys follow me…”

Eventually you all meet at Tommys enterprise, and he fishes in his chests for four stacks of black, leather armour, poorly made. You all looked at each other quizzically and hesitantly took the clothes and you all headed off into your own rooms to get changed out of your uniforms. When you returned, Tommy threw two sticks at you and two more pairs at Tubbo and Jack.

Jack picked up the sticks and asked, “What on earth are these for?”

“We’re plumbers!” Tommy responded.

This heist was so stupid, genuinely. You end up breaking into almost, if not, everyone’s homes and bases to steal phantom membranes. Jack even killed Purpled’s pet chicken, by accident obviously… You all ran across the Dream SMP, in both fear and laughter, you really appreciated these moments with the only people you could trust.

By the end of it, Purpled, Punz, and Ponk had chased you down the sewers with Tubbo holding them off whilst Tommy, Jack and you were trying not to drop any of the membranes. You all end up in Tommy's enterprise, slamming the lid of his ender chest down after we obtained all the membranes. That marks the end of the heist, officially.

After changing back into your L’Manberg uniform and discarding your previous armour somewhere else, you walk past Tommy who was writing something.

You come up behind him and peer over his shoulder, “Whatcha’ writing?”

“I’m disbanding the cartel.” He mumbled.

His hand scribbles words down onto the page, slightly smudging the ink as he moves to a new line, your eyes are able to see who it’s being sent to: ‘Bossman’.

“Oh… well, I had fun, you know.” You spoke up.

He chuckles, “I did too, but I need to focus on other things, plus I get that you feel iffy about Quackity.”

“Hey, do whatever you want to do, and yeah he seemed a bit odd…?” You crossed your arms.

You wouldn’t expect to hear or see that man in the near future.

[arpmemething2]

Loony Tunes Sentence Starters

Send one for my muse’s reaction.  Feel free to change pronouns as needed.

“It’s supply and demand! They supply the ghost, and I demand the money!”

“And remember, 'mud' spelled backwards is 'dum'.”

"Go ahead! I’d love to see the audience boo you off the stage!”

“Consider yourself as lucky because you are getting another chance from me to draw a gun.”

“Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!”

“Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?”

“Don’t think it hasn’t been a little slice of heaven…’cause it hasn’t!”

“I do so enjoy observing the flora and fauna of that tiny planet.”

“I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!”

“You know, sometimes me conscience bothers me… but not this time.”

“It just goes to show ya that a one-eyed jack rabbit can beat a king.”

“I didn’t say I would be nice. I said I would try. It was too hard.”

"He’s about as sharp as a bowling ball."

"What's up doc?"

“Oh dear, now I shall suppose I have to use force.”

“Help me, please. I’m too moist and tender to retire.”

“Okay Okay I'm shuttin' up. Why should I continue to keep yappin' when I'm told to shut up. I'm not the kind that don't know when to stop.”

“Ho! Ha-ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!”

“I wonder what the poor bunnies are doing this season?”

“Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive!”

"What a perfect time for me to go on a diet."

“When I say whoa, I mean whoa!”

“Brace yourself for immediate disintegration.”

“I don't want to be grown up anymore.”

"You wasted a wish! I wish that burrito was stuck on your big dumb nose!"

“Carrots are devine… You get a dozen for a dime, It’s maaaa-gic!”

“The way I run this thing you'd think I knew something about it.”

"Sssshh... Be vewwy quiet.  I'm hunting wabbit!"

"Champagne nights, tropical music and a heavy bank account!"

"Thufferin' thuccotash!"

“I’m in my own little word. But it’s okay, they know me here.”

"You rack'n frack'n varmint!"

“Oh, drat these computers. They’re so naughty and so complex. I could pinch them.”

"Well, it's 5 o'clock somewhere."

“Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?”

“Wait! I haven’t tried toadying, kowtowing and butt-kissing yet! I’m still begging here!”

"Cats don't lay eggs. There's something screwy here."

"Of course you realize, this means war."

"His muscles are as soggy as a used teabag."

“I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!”

"Looks like the boy genius is tryin' to show me up."

"It was a terrible storm, the boat wocked and worked up one wave and down the other."

"You're despicable."

"If you're gonna be two-faced sweetie, then atleast make one of them pretty!"

"F-f-first they told me to lose the stutter now they tell me Im not funny anymore. "

“Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?”

"That's all folks!"

"I don’t know the meaning of the word fear!"

"Beep beep!"

"I don't ask questions, I just have fun."

"Hungry!"

“Just when I’m getting used to the voices in my head, one of them starts stuttering.”

"Say your prayers!"

“Me? Normal? How dare you insult me like that?”

"You know, it is possible to be too attractive."

"I am positive, I am mental and I know I have attitude.”

“I’m not like other people, I can’t stand pain, it hurts me.”

"I tawt I taw a puddy tat!"

“Well, what do you know … there’s the little Wiener Schnitzel now.”

“If you’re happy and you know it, you're probably annoying someone who isn’t.”

"This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show!"

"Who's responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person?"

“I'll be scared later. Right now I'm too mad.”

“If an interesting monster can’t have an interesting hairdo I don’t know what this world is coming to.”

“You say the Loch Ness Monster is living in your jacuzzi? Well, call Roto-Rooter!”

“I hate it when people are at you house and ask, ‘hey do you have a bathroom?’ No not at all...”

[dreaming-of-lu]

Hey, so ive never done an emergency request so i don't quite know what im doing. i read over your rules and it said your inbox is always open for these, if its not thats totally fine please just ignore this then. i dont even really know what to request honestly, just something with legend if thats cool? idk man i was doing good for a while but i had a classic sit down in the shower drinking jack daniels moment today, maybe run with that? idk, i've deleted and retyped this ask so many times im just gonna close my eyes and hit send

Hey there, doll 💚 Yes, my emergency requests are always open for when those had a really crappy day, need some immediate comfort and you need a pick me up from life. Whether it just requires fluff or comfort for what happened today/during the week.

Hopefully this can make your day/night a bit brighter and warm for you. Do take good care of yourself even if its baby steps! Legend is sending support your way through this💚💚

How long have you sat in the tub? You quietly count the shower tiles in your mind with heavy, tired eyes, tapping the glass bottle with no rhythm, paying no heed to the sudden sound of footsteps coming close to the shower.

"Hey," the sound of the curtains drew back a bit, catching your eyes as soft lighting peeked in alongside a notorious pair of blues and tufts of mulberry pink hair. They stared, gazing over your form that hid in the shade of the curtains before coming back to your face with silence. Legend crouched beside the tub, holding a tight grip on the curtains to keep the light from barging in.

"Do you need anything?" He asks quietly.

"You," your voice croaked, "I just...need you."

Legend quietly watches you, eyes flickering to the bottle that the finger never ceased to tap on. Listening to the soft clinks as seconds continue to pass. He gives a silent, outstretched hand, gesturing patiently for the bottle. With a weak grip, you slid it into his grasp, watching as he got up, muffled footsteps, hearing him open a cabinet and firmly shut it.

Legend comes back into view, giving his hand out to you with a wiggle of his fingers. An amused huff left your lip, ignoring the silent victory that painted his own features as you placed your hand in his. With a firm grip, he slowly hauls you up from the tub, placing his other hand, supporting you, on your back.

He rubs in an up-and-down motion, placing his cheek against your head, humming a soft melody that slowly soothed away your woes. Slowly swaying you side-to-side while rubbing the back of your hand with his thumb, pressing your ear to his chest to hear his strong heartbeat that grounded you, a rhythm so beautiful than the one that had none.

"Do you want to change?" Legend inquiries softly.

"Shorts, please," you mumbled into his shoulder, nuzzling deep into his neck and heavily breathing in his scent, then releasing with a heavy exhale.

"I'll be right back; anything else?"

"Just you,"

"Very well, I'll be quick."

Legend makes his way out of the bathroom before halting underneath the door frame, turning back around to place a hand against your cheek and placing a kiss against your forehead, your cheek, then finally, your lips. Short but sweet to make you want more of his affections; you know he's not very open about them, hiding it underneath a tough exterior though you know he gives with all his heart.

It doesn't matter either way cause you know it's for you and nobody else. Legend presses one more kiss to your lips and exits the bathroom with a resounding promise,

"Once you change, we'll cuddle on the couch and do whatever else you like, okay? It's going to get better cause I'm here for you every step of the way."

[djtoilet6]

|THE CHEATER|

Ethan Landry x Anika Kayoko

WARNING:sex,Smut,violence,cheating,guilt,hardcore

Read at your own risk mf

As Ethan walked through the streets of New York City he went for some medicines.

During his way to his home he noticed messages from one of his friend Anika Kayoko

"Hey can you come Mindy and i wanna talk something with you" she texted him

"Sure!,i'll be in there as fast i can" he texted her back

ETHAN'S POV

As i arrived their place i started to talk with them about college things and that,if i could help them with some homework and that,however i noticed while Mindy explained me what she needed Anika was staring deeply at me..

It felt weird since Anika commonly cuddled with Mindy while she explained something.

But today was different,she was staring directly to me and i even saw her bitting her lip.

I couldn't resist to blush but luckily Mindy didn't noticed.

"Okay i'll go to search for some things guys,be safe"Mindy said leaving the apartment

I now was alone with Anika and the ambient was heavy and strong it was a little awkward

"So what have you be doing lately?" Anika asks

"Well i have been searching many jobs now that college getting close to end"i said

"Oh yeah i should start doing the same too"She said giggling

"yeah haha,Im still alone"Ethan said

"Oh.. cool.....you know i was thinking i could you know...have a somewhat adventure with you.."She said smiling even more

"What?!,E-Eh Anika what are you talking about?"i said shocked

"I want you to take me Dude i want to feel you here...down here.." she said touching her crotch and whimpering

"But Anika what about Mindy ?,that's just wrong,you have a girlfriend too,she loves you, and you must love her and you should be here for her.

"Meehh yeah yeah,the pretty caring girlfriends,the amazing sweeties and that,Fuck that i just want this one time,are i clear?"she said grabbing my head

"Okay...it's okay..."i said nervous

"Well Anika you wanted it you will get it,i'll do what u want first ok?" I said

"Yeah" she replied laying down lifting a small part of her shirt up

I then introduce my hand in her pants causing her to gasp

"huh w-wow this feels heavy"Anika said nervous

"Don't gent excited sweetie,i still prefer girls,this doesn't mean im into boys now,you're just an special case"Anika added caressing my cheeks with her soft well cared hands

this just made me excitet and made me insert two fingers in her pussy causing her to moan

"A-Ah!!! fuck Ethan!!"Anika moaned

"wow this feels place feels so soft" i said laughing

Anika then grabbed my head to made me face her and kissed me deeply

"i have always wanted you honey,i dreamed with you my beatiful girl'' i said smiling

"Thank you baby,I like you too"She replied whimpering

i continued moving my fingers in and out and even inserting a third one causing her to moan even louder.

shortly after she came

"clean them" i said looking my fingers

she then got closer and sucked my fingers,cleaning her cum from them

"good girl" i said making Anika smile

i inserted my fingers again to get a bit if her cum and eat it too

"your pussy kinda smells like fish"i said jokingly

"Hey!!!" she replied angry

"your cum tastes delicious girl" i said caressing her hair

"Thanks hehe...but its time to taste yours"Anika said climbing in my lap and wrapping her arms in me

"feed me daddy,im so hungry"She said

i stand up and unzipped my pants spreading my cock free,she grabbed it and started to jack off it,then she inserted it in her mouth and started sucking it

"Ohhh fuck holy shit,fuck!!'' i said watching Anika feast on my balls

she was so submissive doing it she was not wasting time,every second she was sucking it causing me to feel the best feeling of my life.

"don't stop Ugh!!!"i said holding her head

"Im gonna cum fuck!!!"i said holding it

whe she heard it she started going even more faster making me handle hard.

there was a moment where her speed beated my force as i busted my giant nut on her mouth,it was a lot of cum and i mean a lot.

she moaned as her mouth was full of cum

she swallowed it and the she started to undress,i did it too,then i started kissing her naked body,running my fingers in her,i also licked and kissed her abdomen,i adored her abdomen,kissed it praised it i jus loved it.

"you like it a lot hehehehe"Anika said blushing and giggling

"i adore it"i replied kissing it again

"now time to your pussy Anika"i said going down to face her cunt

"this smells fishy"i jokingly said again

"HMMMMM!!!" Anika said angry

"hehehe just joking baby,prepare yourself" i said as i introduced my tongue inside her

i was eating her out as she was enjoying every second of it

"you do it even better than Mindy!"Anika said

i lchuckled and continued doing it until my tongue was powerfull enough to make her squirt

her warm water tasted damn good

a few minutes later she was on top of me feeling how my big hard cock was entering her

"AH AH F-FUCK ETHAN AHHH FUCK ME FUCK ME AHHH FASTER FASTER!!" She said as i was going balls deep in her pussy

"Oooh yes,this feels glorious damn" i said

My sex with Anika

was getting even more wild

"AHHH ETHAN PLS GO FASTER BABY DEEPER AHHH"Anika yelled

"AHH IM GONNA CUM" I said

"CUM INSIDE ME!!" She replied

then i released my load on her making us enjoy it a lot.

"damn that was crazy" i said out of breath

"yeah hehe"she replied

"Anika i love you so much,thank you for making me feel good today" i said

"It's a pleasure honey,now hurry up Mindy is going to return at any moment" Anika said cuddled at me.

"I guess i will not die a virgin"i said laughing

she laugh too

after like 2 minutes of kissing and caressing eachother we stand up to dress again

after that we sat in the couch in the same poses we where and started to talk about the college,then Mindy arrived.

"huh guys it was a damn long ass waiting in that place"Mindy said laughing

we laughed too and started to talk with her

i bet she will never know what happened .

The end.

this story is dedicated to all the mfs who have dissed me,so i hit all of you where it hurts the most.

go ahead haters do your best.

[sumbier0]

I wanna rant about dsaf phones guys atthe same time head empty

We'll see what will come out of this

Steven the silly. Oingly. This man absolutely was going on a survival at all costs mode all the time after phoneyfication <4

Maybe the only thing that carried on when he lost his memories/life was the fact that trying to do the right thing got him killed. Like that feeling [although he wouldnt remember the roots of it] just adds onto his sense that he needs to do anything to survive. So heho bye trying to do the right stuff we need to be in line so we wont fucking die!

Tbh I wonder how much the "model scott" personality is at play here. I mean he still is quite different from other phonies we were able to encounter, but he wasnt stuck as phoney for so long like harry - and that time allowed his personality to sorta get onto the surface more. Anyway damm Steven is angry/mix of angry and scared . Honestly if henry didnt kill him off this guy probably would've been fine. Well as fine as tou can be while working at Freddy's. Anywya my point is he would just be chilling, maybe sometimes wanting everything to explode.

Yeah he wasnt the best person , mostly driven by overhwelming need to survive. Like for one framing jack for killing kids [tho depending on the route its less shitty I guess since sometimes jack did kill them]

Second, sending people to factory tho that was sorta programmed in. And again, probably would get him into huge trouble for stepping out of line. This is all just a big cycle of trying to survive and increasing the number of problems weighing you down, which in turn makes you even more desperate to survive

Hell even after his second death that still continues - running away from problems/mistakes, in this case consisting of people he wronged trying to talk to him. Well in his mind double murder him or smth similar.

But after that he actually tries tohet better :] hopefully whenever the whole main gang went in the end, it all got sorted out

I imagine before phoneyfication he probably was pretty awkward around most people, always not exactly knowing what to say

Just in general he didn't have many close friends. Oh also imo he was a realist but after becoming a phone guy probably a pessimist.

Okay I think I got everyhting out of my brain atm. Also actually Im gonna get into other phone guys elsewhen

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[pasta-in-the-pudding]

Hey! Whenever you have time again to write, can you write about E.J, Slender, Jeff, Masky, and Hoody dealing with a workaholic reader? Like they stay up just to finish a project because they’re very focus on it (because that’s been happening with me and my crafts LOL)

-🪱 anon

RAHHH I FINALLY GET TO WRITE FOR SLENDER!!

This is only the second time he's ever been requested!!

Thank you so much for requesting!!

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Slenderman

Being a very busy man himself, he understands getting into the zone and not wanting to put your current task down

But this has been going on for almost a week, and he's starting to worry for you

He allows you to work the day without interruption, as he is also working

But as night rolls around and at least 25% of the manor goes to sleep, he realizes that you are still working

He comes up behind the chair you are sitting in ad begins to massage your shoulders "my love, you've been working all day"

You pause momentarily and look up at him "i know. I'm almost done though"

He mentally frowns "you've been saying that all week"

You sigh and continue to work "i know."

He takes his hands off your shoulders and walks over to your room, grabbing some of your pajamas and heading back to his office where you have been all day

He places the neatly folded clothes in front of you, causing you to stop and look up at him again

"You need sleep" he says simply

You are quiet for a moment before putting your things away and staring at the clothes "...only on one condition" you finally say

"And what might that be, dear?" He asks with a hum, coming to place a hand on your back

"Sleep with me"

He lets out a small chuckle "you know i dont have a need for sleep, love"

You frown "please?? At least just stay with me until i fall asleep?"

He is quiet for a moment, before nodding "very well" he says "I'll be waiting in your room"

And with that he leaves you to get dressed

Eyeless Jack

Ah, another creep who is almost always busy himself

Being one of the manor's head doctors isn't easy

However, seeing you slip into a point of only working and no breaks saddens him

And so, while you work in the library he decides to scoot up a chair close to you and sit

"You've been in here awfuly long" he says

"Uh huh..." you mumble, not even paying attention

He frowns and takes your notebook away, holding it up high so you can't get to it

"Jack! I was almost done!" You say with a laugh

"You can finish some other time, dear. Being energized is important if you want to do your best work" he says, finally bringing the book back down

You sigh "and what do you suggest i do in the meantime?"

He lays his head on your shoulder and closes his eyes "you could take a nap with me"

You smile and kiss his pointy nose, then begin to twirl a dreadlock between your fingers "that does sound nice..."

He then stands up and strokes your cheek "let's find a nice napping spot then, yes?"

Jeff

He's soooo needy

So it won't be long until he's downright forcing you to put your stuff down to spend time with him

And he's been getting really ansty

Since you've been working extra hard this week, he only sees you when you go to sleep

And today he decides he's gonna spend time with you no matter what

So he searches the manor, and finally finds you in the garden, sitting criss cross in front of the small river that runs throughout the entire garden

He sneaks up behind you and scoops you up, "boo" he says into your ear, before kissing all over your face feverishly

You laugh and squeal, before looking into his eyes "what was that for?" You ask, stroking his nose

"I miss you" he whispers, pressing his forehead to yours

"I see you everyday" you say, kissing his nose

"We never talk, though. I miss spending time with you"

You nod "im sorry, baby. I've just been really trying to work hard lately."

He puts you down and brings you into a hug, nuzzling his nose into your hair "you could make it up to me by getting some ice cream and stargazing with me"

You smile and kiss his Adam's apple "we both know you won't actually stargaze. By the end of the night you are gonna be blasting music and talking your head off"

He smiles and kisses your head "yeah"

Masky

Masky isn't necessarily busy, he just doesn't like sitting still

So while you work, hes is doing some other activities

Chopping more wood for the many fireplaces, cleaning his room, sweeping the front patio, etc

He was aware that you were working in your room since that morning, but when he turned in for the night, you were still working

Mind you, it was dark outside now

His brows furrow and he walks over to your chair

"You good?" He asks, kissing the top of your head

You nod and continue your work silently

He begins to undress and get into his sweatpants, and hops into your bed "come lay with me" he says, patting the spot next to him on the bed

"In a minute" you mumble, your eyes never leaving your work

Once you are finally done, you stand and get into your pajamas, noticing that tim is already asleep

You smile and kiss his cheek, before climbing into the bed with him and mumbling his ear "so sweet"

Hoodie

He isn't too terribly busy himself

He does his job, he gets his pay, and then he relaxes

So he almost instantly notices when you seem to be more focused on a project than you are on him

He respects it for the most part, as he realizes that you are obviously going to do things without him/outside of him

But these days you just seem downright exhausted by your work

And so when he finds you the next day (working, as usual) he casually begins to massage your shoulders

"What are you doing?" You ask with a certain happiness to your voice

He doesn't respond and simply continues his work

After a while, you get really tired and it's only then that you realize how much you've been neglecting sleep

You end up falling asleep at your desk, to which Brian kisses your head and covers you with a blanket, allowing you to sleep the night away

[sunflowerinpearls]

I’m gonna get extremely real and be vulnerable for a quick second.

Lily has been a handful since coming through the door yesterday after school. I don’t know what she’s going through because she won’t talk about everything, and I’m not forcing her to do anything. I’m telling myself that “My child is not intending to give ME a hard time; my child is HAVING a hard time!” Yet, here I am being triggered by own daughter’s words, actions, and behaviors because of the abusive environment In which I was forced to grow up in for 18 years.

Lily has told me several times yesterday and today to “Shut the frick up!” and has also demanded several different things. And when Derek came home from work yesterday he also had to have a serious conversation with her on the absolute disrespect she has for me. And it’s only me. It’s not grandma, papa, dad…It’s me. I get that I’m her safe place but I’d also like to not be triggered to the point of having to take extra Xanex. :// And I have to remain calm so I can calm her down.

I’m glad I’m learning how to parent better but it ain’t f***ing easy being a child of nothing but abuse, neglect and abandonment…and turning to the child that’s triggering you by screaming, their words, etc and NOT do what was done to me. It’s as if it’s instant reflex sometimes to do and say exactly what was done and said to me. So I learned that to be a better mother, I just need to walk away. And it’s true!!! It’s not a bad thing to walk away from a person of any age who can’t calm themselves and is in turn, triggering you…so don’t comment and tell me that I shouldn’t be walking away from my 10 year old daughter. You didn’t carry her for 39 weeks, 4 days. You didn’t hold and kiss and hug her first - her Parents did. You are not her parent or any of her care takers’, so either keep scrolling or keep the mouth zipped. 🤫

I am the adult here and it is my job to make my kids feel, number one, SAFE. Number 2 is loved. If you know how I’m raising my child(ren), you’ll understand why safety is my number 1 Priority and I’m not here to explain why right now.

I’m here to vent as a Mother who had to parent their 3 children and screw up a lot before finally getting it corrected. None of us are perfect parents because none of us are perfect people.

Only you know your kids.

And I’m here to keep mine safe, loved, healthy and happy!

When you know better, DO BETTER!

EDIT:

Lily went to grandmas. No hug or kiss for me. She’s holding a grudge. Idk what to tell her. She can’t treat me like that and me want to be around her. We respect each other in our house.

And last night during the family discussion, I had to interrupt Christine and correct her for telling Lily “You can’t treat people like that in their house” and I said “Wait. Im sorry to interrupt you, but I have to. This is her house, too. And yours. And Jacks. And Daddy’s. And theirs (and I pointed at all of the pets). It is everyone’s home and we need to treat each other with respect. Please continue.” And she said “Well you’re right” & did continue lol

[lcandothisallday]

you’re an artist as well and on ig live where jack is watching and said hello or something, but you didn’t see what he said or even know he’s watching so you’re like so confused why everyone’s freaking out then you see him and you’re like “oh hi jack” then he decides to join in and during that he just keeps on shooting his shot to you 🤧

Hehehe I like this one😌

Instagram Live - Jack Harlow x reader

You furrow your brows and begin laughing as you saw chaos unfold in your live stream’s comment section. “What’s going on guys? Why is everyone freaking out?” you giggle, leaning in closer and examining your fans responses.

“Jack Harlow said hi?” you read aloud the comments. “Oh did he? I didn’t catch that then,” you say, your cheeks beginning to heat up.

And that’s when you saw his Instagram handle show up in the comments, his playful demeanour coming straight through.

jackharlow: So you just gonna go live without telling me? Wow, I almost missed the opportunity to admire your beauty

You read his comment silently, your grin widening as you do.

Before you even have the chance to respond, you see that he requested to join your live so you accept it, waiting for it to connect. Once it did, your breath almost got caught in your throat as his bright smile shined through, watching as his arm extended for him to prop up his phone.

“Thought I’d pop in properly and say hi,” he mused, pulling away once he set his phone on his desk and focused his gaze on you. “So hi,” he smirked.

“Hi,” you breath out shyly, a faint yet amused smile on your lips.

He grinned. ‘God he was handsome’, you thought to yourself. “So how are you?” you heard him ask, causing you to snap out of your thoughts.

“I’m good,” you hum, your fingers subconsciously tucking your hair behind your ears. “Finally have a break from work so I’m back home,” you continue. “How are you?”

“Better now that I'm talking to you,” he mused, which caused you to roll your eyes playfully, although your cheeks did begin to heat up. You quickly glance at the chat and groan upon seeing their comments, getting more flustered if possible.

yourfan1: I feel like im watching a first date😩 im so here for it

jackfan1: feels good to say i watched them fall in love😌

yourfan2: GUYS SHE’S TOTALLY BLUSHING

yourfan3: my man jack shooting his shot I see. Wish it could be me😔

“You guys need to calm down,” you laugh. “Gonna make me regret having him join the live,” you threaten your fans jokingly.

Jack feigned offence and raised his brows. “Why you actin’ like I don’t have an affect on you?” he asked. 

You scoff sarcastically in response. “Because you don’t,” you say back confidently which was a complete lie that everyone could easily see right through.

“Pfft, yeah right. Even your fans can see right through your bullshit,” he mentioned matter of factly. “So what’s your cute ass doing?” he asked, leaning back in his seat which exposed his beautifully broad shoulders in his tight black tee.

You bite your lip in thought before shrugging. “I think my plan was to make dinner while answering some questions,” you begin responding, “but now I’m too lazy so I’m just gonna order in,” you laugh.

Jack smirked, “you sure it’s not because you don’t wanna get distracted since you’d rather be talking to me?” he challenged.

“Yeah, Jack—you got me there,” you deadpan playfully. He stares at you with the biggest grin, his silence for the next few moments confusing you. “What?” you ask, your cheeks heating up since his stare was beginning to make you self-conscious.

Jack’s grin got wider if possible, leaning closer to the camera as he observed you getting flustered. “Nothing...just like the way you say my name,” he hummed. “Although I’d rather hear you moan it—”

“Jeez,” you groan, hiding your face behind your hands momentarily which caused him to begin laughing hard. It was your turn now to watch him, your own goofy smile plastered on your lips.

Once noticing your stare, he repeated your previous question. “What, ma?”

You take the opportunity to smirk and shrug. “Nothing...just like the way you laugh,” you hum in response.

“Fuck—you’re gonna be the death of me,” he breathed out.

jackfan2: STOP THAT WAS SO SMOOTH OF THEM

yourfan4: y/n is so cute when she’s flustered

jackfan3: the way you can tell this man is down bad for her😩

“Yo Jack! We’re about to go out—you coming?” you hear a deep voice call out. You observe the screen and giggle as Jack freaks out and tips his phone over frantically so his friends don’t see what he’s doing.

“What’re you up to man?” Druski asks his friend as he enters Jack’s room, smirking as he gestured for Urban to follow in. “Why’d your freak out like that?” he teased, discreetly inching closer to him. “Not watching porn are you?”

Jack scoffs and shakes his head. “M’ not watching porn—”

“Could’ve fooled me cos only guilty people getting caught watching porn freak out like that,” Urban pointed out with a laugh.

Jack groans and shoos them away. “C’mon man—let me get changed and we can go...”

Urban began laughing, “dude—you do know we have to find out what you’re hiding now, right?” he asked his best friend. Before Jack even got the chance to react, Druski swiped Jack’s phone off of his desk, his gaze focusing on the live that he had open.

“No fucking way you’re talking to Y/N,” Druski said with a dramatically shocked expression, a laugh escaping him.

Your stream begins to freak out and you frankly begin to feel a bit awkward with the presence of the other two men.

“Why didn’t you just say you were talking to her fine ass? We would’ve understood. But man--gatekeeping her like that just isn’t cool,” Druski laughed. “Hello ma’am,” he greeted.

“Um hi,” you chuckle awkwardly, nervously playing with the cuff of your sweater.

Jack tries to reach for his phone but Druski is quick, dodging away and continuing to talk to you. “So you two fucking?”

Your eyes go wide and you begin stuttering before opting to just shaking your head. “It’s our first time properly talking,” you finally breath out in response.

Druski smirks and lets out a laugh. “So he’s buttering you up?”

“C’mon now,” Jack tsks in annoyance, snatching the phone and kicking his friends out of his room. He turns his attention back to you, his face so beyond red from embarrassment.

“I’m really sorry about that. They’re a bunch of fucking assholes,” he groaned, one of his hands moving up to run through his curls awkwardly.

jackfan4: he really does turn red easily🥺🤍

yourfan5: I didn't get the hype before but he really is cute😳

You bite your lip and laugh softly. “It’s okay...I’m sorry you had to deal with that because of me.”

“Don’t apologize, ma. Didn’t do nothing wrong,” he reassured with a smile. “I think I really do have to go though,” he chuckled.

“Have fun,” you grin.

Jack snorted with a playful smile. “I don’t think I’ll be having fun tonight. They’re gonna tease me non stop.”

You shrug, “could be worse things to be teased about,” you point out, causing him to grin widely, nodding in agreement.

“True...you’ll text me?” he asked, looking at you expectantly and with a hopeful smile. You can’t help but heat up and nod, almost forgetting that you’re live and thousands of people are watching the two of you interact.

“Yeah--I will,” you confirm with a grin.

He smirks. “Good...I’ll talk to you later, pretty girl.”

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