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Okay so I know this is the worst possible cliffhanger, but I just wanna take a moment to say at least Asa (since Yoru is technically her own entity) remains the one interest who hasn't actively tried to kill Denji. Maybe Asa's intentions weren't always headed in the right direction, but I don't think she would have ever attempted it. With that out of the way Yoru sweetie darling what the FVCK
#csm 117#csm part 2#chainsaw man spoilers#AsaDen#i don't think I can make it to next week#i need to build a time machine#ahhhhhhhkdhlfhsdlffhlgjkdghfdlkjgh
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Wriothesley as an extension of the Fortress itself
a living, breathing part of its organism, his heart beating in tandem with its machinery. that deep hum that's always present in his mind and lulls him to sleep at night is Meropide's ancient power coursing through his veins and he doesn't even know it, let alone understand it
he was a blank slate when he arrived, a non-person by his own choice, and so the Fortress claimed him as her own
sometimes he seems to know exactly what is happening five floors below, and inmates joke that it's some sort of magic, but they know that the Duke is simply well-informed and uses the in-built security system to keep on top of things... surely that's all there is to it
a young Wriothesley was once pursued by a handful of other inmates who wanted to kill him for a perceived slight. he ducked into the shadowed hallways of the lower levels, took turn after turn, and eventually made his way to a safe room where he could hide for the night. the next day, he learned that the other inmates never made it to their morning shifts
his footing is always sure on the walkways, he never loses his way, and he can always tell when there's something up with the machinery at first glance
sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night with the taste of copper in his mouth, and he mistakes it for a memory of blood... but every time, he gets up and he finds that something has happened that requires his attention - usually the violent kind
he doesn't think there's anything special to it all, but Sigewinne sees. Sigewinne knows. she'll cross that bridge in a few decades, when Wriothesley realizes that he's stopped aging
#genshin#wriothesley#what if i wrote a whole fic about eldritch wriothesley what then#neuvillette sees him for the first time since his trial and he realizes he's no longer looking at a human#but that's not necessarily a bad thing#maybe what meropide needs is someone who truly is part of her. someone who belongs#something something living haunted buildings something something part of the machine something something being loved by the incomprehensibl
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KEANU REEVES in 1999
#😧😧😧#Keanu Reeves#kreevesedit#keanuedit#*#don't even look at me#i'm building a time machine that's all there is to it#im fine#*narrator voice* she was not even remotely fine but she was often good at lying to herself#HAIR HOW.....HOW#i usually care about video quality but when THIS is the content of the video idc if it's 144p i will make do#they really just let him walk around like that#menace#i think my throat closed up#just kidding i'd be opening my throat#me @ me: 🔇#*air raid sirens*#he really has just been here and gorgeous my whole damn life#such a comfort#someone reblogged one of my other sets and tagged it with 'i need him in a way that's concerning to feminism'#i've never felt so seen and understood#me: did you need to make 10? also me: coulda made 30 now apparently so.....
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I think too much about being kidnapped and taken to a sort of breeding facility, being placed into a machine that hold me in an all fours position, it preps my holes with lub and a pre stretch if needed and moves my body to be the perfect height for whoever is coming to fuck me so they can do so hard and fill me deep with ease, re-adjusting each time a new person enters the stall, I can't see any of the people that come in only hear the sounds they make as they thrust, all I'm good for is my holes and though I was scared at first when they brought me here I'm starting to crave the feeling of the machine pulling me into position as I anticipate who will be filling me next and I'm dripping so much the machine stopped adding lube
#cant get the thought of it out of my head at all#maybe i need to find someone to build me that machine and ill invite you all over to test it out#Ns/fw post#ns/fw blog#ns/fw#ns/ft blog#ns/ft#fdom#bd/sm blog#bd/sm kink#bd/sm community#k!nk blog#k!nk community#petpl@y#fr33use#cnc k!nk#bd/sm daddy#free use slvt#rough cnc#kidnap roleplay#corruption k!nk#cumslave#cnc freeuse#cnc brat#soft cnc#puppy sub#subby puppy#soft fem dom#pet pl4y#pups story time ns/fw
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#i didn't think i would love going to the lab so much i prefer to wear a mask for the whole day than to stay home#you know what that is? growth and the right people#now i don't want to 🦉 but it's gonna be the first time in a really long time that I'll see the same people every day for a whole year#i hope I'm gonna be able to build something stable and strong because i desperately need it rg#*rn#only downside is we all live really far away from each other so hanging out outside the lab will be challenging#but we'll see#also doing you little reactions and tlc and nmr is sooo funny you get to measure things and use funny little machines#and get frustrated when things go wrong and sometimes the numbers won't make any sense and you'll color your tlc to see amines or benzile#or hydroxile groups and you'll be like omg look at it!!!!#and you'll evaporate your solvent and fight with the machine but you'll have nice little white freckles of something and you'll be so happy#you can't wait to go on with the reaction#and sometimes you'll decide to hate a stirbar for no real reason so you put it in jail and joke about it with the other people in there and#you'll give funny names to smelly compounds and you'll be exhausted by the end of the day but so enriched#also because you spent lunch break sharing your pets pictures#i think life should always be like this
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having a blast writing deranged Gravity Falls time travel. Ford looking at Stan like "why won't you let me punch my younger self" and Stan has to stand there like. Are you even hearing yourself talk???
#ford is SO fucking hostile. extremely entertaining to me to write stan as the voice of reason#ford is out here like 'Im pretty sure I can punch bill out of him' and Stan has to shake him and shout WE HAVE TO BUILD A TIME MACHINE#gravity falls#oh shit I need a name for this fucking au.#okay its not timestuck its not reverse timestuck its not twins in time. theres a whirlpool involved...#GOT IT YALL#timesuck au#get it because. its a timesuck. and they were sucked in a whirlpool???
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My favorite thing to do in an open world game that gives you quest pins is to do anything except the quests
#i love open world games so much . i love turning around and the quest marker im supposed to be heading to is 100km away#rip to the quests . i wont be doing that#im playing the other worlds rn but i do this in so many games . lets tag em#fallout#biomutant#the outer worlds#immortals fenyx rising#red dead redemption#its me and my switch lite against the world and we're doing every sidequest in biomutant instead of what im supposed to be doing#“oh no the world is ending . we're all going to die in a matter of days . you're the only one that can help” they say#as i sprint away from the tree of life because i need to find another washing machine#or in tow . i got parvati and immediately instead of doing the quest shes taggin along for i robbed her house and am now gettin meds for#a guy w the plauge that i only talked to b4 i needed to get his fees for some gravesite . and this woman im dragging w me has not only died#multiple times but has watched me rob every single building ive stepped into#puppmeo gaming
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Why the fuck did I think it was a good idea to make an OC from JUPITER out of all places!?
WHY DID I CHOOSED A GAS PLANET???
HOW THE HELL DO I WORLD BUILD A GAS PLANET??
#I can't world build for THE life of me#I need a time machine#for context#I have an old RP I made for a ROBLOX game when I was 11-13(?) and I looked everything up for it#But forgot that it was gas planet#and now I refuse to change it#alpha saying nonsense again
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Just had such an intensely annoying experience i instantly lost all further motivation to do shit today
#trying to do laundry in my new building for the first time#put the load in try paying with my credit card where it says Insert Card Here#keep getting ERROR back#try with different cards#no luck#machine used to have coin slots but they have been removed so no way to put cash into it#finally spot ‘refill your card!’ box on the wall of laundry room#this machine only takes cash. says it takes $5 $10 $20s#luckily I have cash in my pocket. try to put $5 in#machine spits it out. WRONG BILL. INSERT $10#ok so there’s a minimum i need to pay#leaving my laundry in the washer run upstairs to get more cash. I have some 20s and some 5s and some 1s#ok trying a twenty! machine spits it out. WRONG BILL INSERT $10#machine literally only accepts 10s#try asking a guy in the lobby for change he’s got $3 total#have to leave my laundry leave the building run to the (get this) laundromat next door#ask for change for a 20. am eyed with suspicion#laundromat next door has exactly one 10 dollar bill in the place#am able to go back and buy a card (this cost $5) and put money on it and pay for the washing machine#this building is run by sick freaks
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#google: how to build a time machine#i'm so sad i need to destroy that lil twink#absolutely obliterate him lovingly#käärijä#it's crazy it's party
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John Calvin’s Writings and Asexuality?
The context here is that I don’t know all that much about John Calvin specifically, and I’m also trying to be a good history student and not project onto the past (and these have been translated into English, so something might have gotten lost)….but reading about Calvin’s concept of ‘continence’ is really making me think about asexuality & it’s not like there’s very much older ace history out there - I’ll take what I can get. So here’s some sections from his ‘Institutes of the Christian Religion’ (published in Latin in 1536).
What Is Continence?
According to the OED (a wonderful source if you’re looking for meanings of old English words and in what periods those definitions applied):
Now, this is the part where the fact it’s translated feels particularly important, since the use of ‘continence’ by the translators may very well just be the closest word an English speaker might understand. So it’s probably going to be more useful to look at how Calvin talks about it.
Characteristics of 'Continence' described by Calvin:
It’s easy for people with this ‘gift’ to avoid sex in a way it isn’t for everyone else
2. It’s limited to a few people
3. It isn’t just a choice not to have sex, it’s an absence of desire
4. It can come & go for some people, for some it is permanent (this is part of his reasoning for why permanent vows of celibacy are a bad idea)
So...yeah? It somehow doesn't feel like Calvin would be all that surprised by the concept of asexuality. Although, for him, ‘continence’ is all framed as a gift from God enabling someone to be more committed to worship. So I suppose according to Calvin I’m wasting a special gift from God? Oopsie.
Sources:
(John Calvin’s works published in English)
#I did not expect to be doing this with my evening but here we are#this whole thing is me oscillating between “fjsjsk sounds like he's saying being ace is a gift from god#filing that away for future jokes”#and “THAT'S ASEXUALITY! THAT'S LITERALLY IT”#someone build me a time machine and find me a French speaker I need to go to talk to John Calvin#the hamster emerges from the toilet clutching a history book
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hc + time
send me ‘ hc ‘ + a word and i’ll write a headcanon about it regarding my character.
Time heals all wounds is a well-known saying but Martha disagrees. In fact, she hates this saying with a vengeance and how can she not, having lost her entire world on what should have been a happy night with her beloved family? Years have passed since that fateful night in Crime Alley but her grief did not lessen nor become easier to handle. Her grief festered like an open wound, the shock of having lost their only child causing an irreparable rift between husband and wife. In the months that passed after Bruce's demise, Martha became more and more lost in her grief. Thomas focused on hunting down the murderer of their son while Martha descended to a slow madness and while their relationship had been loving, the loss of their son split them deeper than their inevitable divorce. Neither parent gained the support they needed in those crucial days and by the time Thomas had found Joe Chill, it was far too late to save the last vestiges of Martha's sanity. It's been years since the Waynes split but longer than that was the sound of a single gunshot ringing in that dingy alleyway, of Bruce's last breath as he clutched his mother's hand with cold fingers. It was in that moment that time ceased to exist for Martha, unable to move on since.
#elisethetraveller#memes ;; single word headcanons#child loss tw#child loss cw#This was SUCH a good one bless u Wolfy! <3#I could have gone on and on because time became a crucial element in another comic#Martha building a fucking TIME MACHINE to 'fix' things and ensure she and Thomas perished in Crime Alley as they should of but#Trying to keep posts a little shorter#And sadder :')#Yeah she's been stuck in the memory of that night for a LONG time now :')))#Thomas was far from a bad husband but neither got nor gave the support each other needed and losing a child... well#That kind of does things even to the happiest relationship
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I personally enjoy fight club because it’s very interesting to watch the physical and mental self destruction of person trying to find a purpose in life when they don’t desire the typical traditional american ideal life. To see the descent into delusion.
#the narrator is a passive party sometimes he doesn’t express much of an opinion about Tyler actions and philosophies#he goes with it no questions asked until a point were it’s to late#I’m thinking about the scene where the narrator is at work in the movies when he forget he left the original copy of the rules of fight club#in the copy machine at work and in the movies it goes the same#just the mood is diffrent the boss is bemused not necessarily annnoyed he think this is funny he’s mocking him a little like dafuq is this#is this your lol and the narrrator goes on his rant about shooting the building and halfway through he’s bored with the edgy response and is#not just questioning why does Tyler need this again?#I found that so interesting it was the first time he really had a question for Tyler because I’m seeing this as a big betrayal because when#the other fight club pop up he’s genuinely confused as to how in the hell he found the time#I’m still enjoying my read#I just want to add this comment and sentiment to the fight club discussion on here because 👀 I wanna discuss it! it fun#fight club#fight club book#fight club 1999#will come back and edit the tags
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Forcing myself to work on the headcrab mask & rediscovering how fun mini fuck-around-and-find-out mock-ups are to make. The model is a little crunchy but it was a good functioning proof of concept & much needed confidence-boost all in one!
#🎃 Cryptid Sighting#Self doubt has been kicking my ass lately so it was a minor miracle I was motivated enough to build the model#I kept putting it off because I figured it was pointless & I’d botch it#I guess I could still botch the actual mask like I did my previous ideas for it but hey- maybe 3rd time’s the charm?#The headcrab’s ‘attack’ arm movement will be controlled by opening & closing my jaw (simulated by my hand in the model)#I wish I had some way to machine the parts I need but I’ll figure something out#In the special uncut director’s edition of this video I attack the camera with the mini-crab while making GRA-RA-RAR noises :)
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very lalalala day... I must savor it before I go to the trenches tomorrow
#got to sub for my old theater teacher and the kids were like YO!!!! AGAIN!!! HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS 😭😭😭🌋🌋🌋🌋#bc ive subbed for them in choir the past four days 😆#it's fun to build that rapport w the kids! :] and then yesterday the choir teacher had asked if I could have them#figure out their riser formation for one of the more difficult songs they're doing and well.#peace and love on the planet earth those kids were STRUGGLING 😭 but i gave them no structure or help so. what could they do#(although that is a bit out of my wheelhouse as a sub 😳)#anyways it bothered me that the choir teacher was going to come back from being sick + have a whole lotta nothing SO. i spent my whole day#thinking about the dynamics of that group and which parts of the song challenged which voice parts + how confidently each section sang#etc etc. and i made a little diagram for her so she could at least have one thing to throw at the wall today 🥲#so! i went to check on her in between classes bc she's fighting bronchitis and i was worried about her. well! come to find out my#diagram was really helpful and the girls liked how it felt in those spots + are going to stick with it for concert! huzzah 😁🍻#i also got to interrogate the choir teacher on what uni's she recommends and ‼️‼️ holy shit mama has the scoop!!! we spent 20 minutes#talking about it at least 😇 anyways. fighting the urge to go to the private uni she and the other choir teachers in my lineage went to....#have i performed at that school many times and love the environment of their program? yes. but you have to fight a WAR for their scholarship#and they basically never give full-rides for music 🥲 then there's another private uni w an excellent musical theater program that would#give me a lot of experience in that vein BUT money is so hard already so 🥴🥴🥴#there's another school where you can get a bme and fast-track into their graduate conducting program which ‼️‼️#but ALSO. there's another school with an opera program 👀👀 which i would kill to study#i need to make an excel sheet respectfully. so much to consider 🙈🙈🙈#mostly i just want to be. as well-rounded as possible before i get in the classroom so i can have this same conversation w my own students#school stuff aside!! i just got out of our pre-season for the con i work at and RAHH ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#our team is so. 🌅🌅🌅❣️💖 i love everyone so much we are a little machine and i missed everyone a lot :] very excited for the changes we're#making this year!!#sriracha.txt
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Neglecting my course registration responsibilities to ooh and ahh at compact drying racks on home store and more. Look at this cute little thing
[ID: a promotional photo of a compact drying rack.]
#i realised i have the perfect spot for it at the foot of my bed too#bringing life to my room by filling it with shit and being functional at the same time! so epic#there was also a rlly cute one that fits over a door but idk where id put it#could Maybe go in the bathroom but my bathroom is tiny. + the spot i want the other one to go is right by the window for sunlight !!#like rn i lug my laundry down to my parents house to do it there bcos my buildings washing machines need a fucking location-#-enabled app and i am not giving them my fucking geopositioning data just so i can do some washing ???#but also im in second year now so i reckon ill be staying at the dorms over the weekends a lot more#so i will hand-wash things in a big tub i brought my dishes up in + hang them up on this rack. yissss#also gonna start bringing my prescription med bottles with me instead of just my weekly pillbox#so i dont have to go back to my parents house whenever i gotta refill it
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