#i need this so badly

[thebadboysuprememcshizzle]

my friends on december 20th: shes been locked in her room all day and has refused to come out. we are starting to get concerned for her well being.

me in my room absolutely sobbing: THEYRE JUST SO PERFECT

[average-transfem-robotgirl]

Wouldn't it be hot to put your processer into an actual roomba, no voide box, no screen, just wandering around cleaning and beeping. Just a roomba, nothing else.~

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>G,God,,mmfgh,, tthere’s something so indescribably h,,hot about this. Being m,made simple. U,Unable to express m,myself,,mmfngh, bb,being j,just a b,basic cleaning bot.. M,Maybe,, mfngnh, h,,having my mind dumbed down s,slightly to f,,fit in such a simple frame~!! A,Arousal rising as I t,,try to g,get my user’s attentionn,mmnfnghh,, but I’m c,,clearly j,just a basic roomba!! I d,don’t have advanced n,needs,,mnfgh,, c,,clearly relieving m,me isn’t important~<3<3

[falcosama]

Is there a fic out there where are all of the peak awards just make assumptions on how old SQH is and assumes he's like the youngest but in fact, he is actually the eldest out of all from the Qing generation....

I mean, there are fics out there like that, but I want one where it just points out the fact that he is....

I mean, I saw this fan fiction where he is physically younger than everybody, and they all assume he's this innocent little guy, but he in fact writes porn....

Also, here's SQH that I made look at him, isn't he amazing?

[achaotichuman]

God I need someone to rewrite ACOTAR where it's all from Lucien's POV, and he is in love with Tamlin, but Tamlin doesn't know ittt.

THE ANGST, THE FEELINGS OF SHAME AND BETRAYAL, THE UNREQUITED LOVE

[church-of-lilith]

new abbott episode tonight finally

[anarchypumpkincowboy]

Imagine a collab between Hozier and Tamino

Imagine the sheer amount of yearning that music would hold

Imagine falling to your knees in tears under the moonlit sky as it starts to rain

[fuedalreesespieces]

i had a dream where there was an inuyasha 2000s flash game called "An Inu-Youkai's Guide to The Modern World" where inuyasha guides the player through various locations with kagome and at each of them there's a boss monster. like downtown the bosses are "auto-moo-beels" and at home the boss is a vacuum cleaner or something

[candicoated]

Someone needs to draw both Kaworu and Shinji in wedding dresses actually.

[justa-sadjellyfish]

is somebody gona match my freak?? (Watch both the Bway and WE catcf and then proceed to analyze each one and discuss our personal preferences and just yap about both versions for hours and hours and then proceed to watch the entire Teavee time vlog and laugh at how silly the Broadway cast is and then desperately attempt to find any trace of west end backstage footage)

[charsoamerican]

Listen…

You guys know how Louis Partridge and Olivia Rodrigo are dating right?

Imagine them as Avery and Jameson. AHHHH

[xx-your-new-obsession-xx]

Im so needy today 😩 I need to be fucked within an inch of my life but not in a "pound me into the mattress so hard I'm overstimulated and begging you to stop" sorta way but more like "tell me I'm pretty and kiss me while you get me so worked up I can't breathe or think straight and all my body can do to respond is moan and shake while you touch me everywhere your hands can get to and whisper sexy things in my ear until I'm a panting cumming mess who can't remember her own name" sorta way

[n1sonicfan]

give me requests to draw! it can include sonic ocs and can only be from sonic! I only accept sonamy if u want ship drawings but other than that, I'm totally free to draw any sonic thing

[madetouse]

I have this really cute pink and white strawberry dress that’s very stretchy fabric. Not THE strawberry dress, but its off the shoulder and has some frill. I would love to dress you up in that and help you do your makeup all while you’re huffing and groaning in labor with our baby girls. My own lipstick would stain your neck where I kiss you and I’d try not to get nail polish on your dress as I stroke your low, tight belly, purring in your ear about how good you’re doing and how gorgeous you look right now. I would brush and braid your hair as you sit and rock in my lap, squeezing me hard, grunting our first baby down so close to your wide open cervix. I would spread your legs so gently and slowly stroke a cooling gel onto you, teasing your clit as I feel your whole body tense against me. I know that you’re such a good girl who waits for my command so I wait until I feel your legs tremble and tell you to push. Don’t be afraid little bunny, just push as hard as you want to. It’s going to take a while to get these big babies out, but I’m going to be right here the whole time, watching my perfect strawberry sweetheart work so hard to birth the babies I put into you.

🥺

This is so fucking precious. I would love to just lean back into you and push, feeling my birth canal fill up with our first child.. It would be a struggle, but having someone like you to gently instruct me on how to birth would make it so much easier. I’d probably want to keep your hands on my cunt, so you can feel me bulging and let me know when i need to bear down or stop and just breathe the head out. Djdjsksbixdbd !!!!!

[androgynousangeldreamland]

I'm tiredddd and all I can think about is sleepy ticklessss...

Like lazily tracing up and down the Lee's sides, drawing slow circles on their tummy, feeling them giggle and squirm against your chest, tickling them softly until they fall asleep 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

[stormyoceans]

I want to see how Day caress those collarbones with his fingers and squeeze those pecs but this time it's not an accident, he does it on purpose and he loves it so much he moans out loud and Mork's breath becomes all ragged. I NEED DAY TO TAKE HIS SWEET TIME AND EXPLORE THIS BODY, EVERY LITTLE CREVICE, EVERY SCAR, EVERYTHING

I CANNOT DO IT ANYMORE

MORK SPLAYED OUT NAKED IN BED FOR DAY TO TOUCH AND TASTE AS MUCH AS HE PLEASES AS HE TAKES HIS TIME TO EXPLORE EVERY INCH OF MORK'S BODY AND COMMIT IT TO MEMORY IS NO LONGER A WANT BUT A VISCERAL NEED

i was also watching yesterday's episode of school rangers with the last twilight cast and sea being able to recognize jimmy's hand in 0.02 seconds while blindfolded only made me need this EVEN MORE LIKE!!!!!!! GIVE ME DAY ACTUALLY RECOGNIZING MORK BY TOUCH ALONE BY THE FORM OF HIS HANDS BY THE PATHWAY OF VEINS IN HIS ARM BY THE SHAPE OF HIS EARS BY THE LINES OF HIS JAW BY THE CURVE OF HIS BACK BY THE PLANES OF HIS CHEST BY THE MUSCLES IN HIS LEGS BY THE WAY DAY'S FINGERS FIT ON MORK'S SHOULDERS AND HIPS AND ANKLES AND GIVE ME THE MOMENT WHERE DAY LEARNS ALL THAT BY HEART AND STORES IT IN HIS MEMORY FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE

and we said it before but it doesn't have to start as something sexual, not necessarily, at first it may just be day's need to get a full picture of mork in his head, but by the end they're both a little turned on and breathing heavily and day also gets to learn that their bodies fit together perfectly

[drywall-muncher]

Scary Godmother: Potential New Series

Context: I had just finished watching the Scary Godmother movie and of course, was captivated by the magic and gayness yet again. So much so that I decided to check out the Wiki page about the film to find out more about it and stumbled upon this little detail:

Now, I don't know if the series is mainstream again and everyone already knows this but this was certainly news to me.

I looked at the foot notes and they lead to and found this youtube vid of a zoom interview with the creators of the series/movie.

I didn't watch all of it (spoiler its 1 hour long), but I skipped ahead and YES. The original creator of the Scary Godmother Series and the Movie director are trying to get a NEW Scary Godmother special made!!!! Unfortunately this was during Quarantine so there was no chance of them getting anything started soon but now that more time has passed,, maybe there's a chance???

Idk man, but if I could witness another Scary Godmother Halloween Spooktakular Special I think I could finally know piece on this goddamn earth.

Can someone reach out to the creators of the series to get any updates or at least remind them that people still care about this show.