#i need this so badly

[thebadboysuprememcshizzle]

my friends on december 20th: shes been locked in her room all day and has refused to come out. we are starting to get concerned for her well being.

me in my room absolutely sobbing: THEYRE JUST SO PERFECT

[average-transfem-robotgirl]

Wouldn't it be hot to put your processer into an actual roomba, no voide box, no screen, just wandering around cleaning and beeping. Just a roomba, nothing else.~

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>G,God,,mmfgh,, tthere’s something so indescribably h,,hot about this. Being m,made simple. U,Unable to express m,myself,,mmfngh, bb,being j,just a b,basic cleaning bot.. M,Maybe,, mfngnh, h,,having my mind dumbed down s,slightly to f,,fit in such a simple frame~!! A,Arousal rising as I t,,try to g,get my user’s attentionn,mmnfnghh,, but I’m c,,clearly j,just a basic roomba!! I d,don’t have advanced n,needs,,mnfgh,, c,,clearly relieving m,me isn’t important~<3<3

[falcosama]

Is there a fic out there where are all of the peak awards just make assumptions on how old SQH is and assumes he's like the youngest but in fact, he is actually the eldest out of all from the Qing generation....

I mean, there are fics out there like that, but I want one where it just points out the fact that he is....

I mean, I saw this fan fiction where he is physically younger than everybody, and they all assume he's this innocent little guy, but he in fact writes porn....

Also, here's SQH that I made look at him, isn't he amazing?

[mswiththeblueeyes]

god sometimes I’m envious of the view a partner gets during certain positions…. love that visual as i feel you and hear us… if i ask nice would you film it for me to see? 🥹🩵

Your AI girlfriend is waiting to chat with you

[khaotiklly]

madam muir, please, i beseech you, in these unprecedented times, we NEED a book about killing a man who thinks he is god.

[achaotichuman]

God I need someone to rewrite ACOTAR where it's all from Lucien's POV, and he is in love with Tamlin, but Tamlin doesn't know ittt.

THE ANGST, THE FEELINGS OF SHAME AND BETRAYAL, THE UNREQUITED LOVE

[church-of-lilith]

new abbott episode tonight finally

[anarchypumpkincowboy]

Imagine a collab between Hozier and Tamino

Imagine the sheer amount of yearning that music would hold

Imagine falling to your knees in tears under the moonlit sky as it starts to rain

[fuedalreesespieces]

i had a dream where there was an inuyasha 2000s flash game called "An Inu-Youkai's Guide to The Modern World" where inuyasha guides the player through various locations with kagome and at each of them there's a boss monster. like downtown the bosses are "auto-moo-beels" and at home the boss is a vacuum cleaner or something

[candicoated]

Someone needs to draw both Kaworu and Shinji in wedding dresses actually.

[justa-sadjellyfish]

is somebody gona match my freak?? (Watch both the Bway and WE catcf and then proceed to analyze each one and discuss our personal preferences and just yap about both versions for hours and hours and then proceed to watch the entire Teavee time vlog and laugh at how silly the Broadway cast is and then desperately attempt to find any trace of west end backstage footage)

[charsoamerican]

Listen…

You guys know how Louis Partridge and Olivia Rodrigo are dating right?

Imagine them as Avery and Jameson. AHHHH

[mswiththeblueeyes]

As an overthinker, i need someone who’ll fuck me to the point of not having a single thought left🩵

[xx-your-new-obsession-xx]

Im so needy today 😩 I need to be fucked within an inch of my life but not in a "pound me into the mattress so hard I'm overstimulated and begging you to stop" sorta way but more like "tell me I'm pretty and kiss me while you get me so worked up I can't breathe or think straight and all my body can do to respond is moan and shake while you touch me everywhere your hands can get to and whisper sexy things in my ear until I'm a panting cumming mess who can't remember her own name" sorta way

[n1sonicfan]

give me requests to draw! it can include sonic ocs and can only be from sonic! I only accept sonamy if u want ship drawings but other than that, I'm totally free to draw any sonic thing

[androgynousangeldreamland]

I'm tiredddd and all I can think about is sleepy ticklessss...

Like lazily tracing up and down the Lee's sides, drawing slow circles on their tummy, feeling them giggle and squirm against your chest, tickling them softly until they fall asleep 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔