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bathing with ambessa (18+)
dom! ambessa x fem! reader
older woman/younger woman, slight exhibitionism, thigh-riding, sub! reader
i cannot get this woman out of my head sitting on her lap (or her face) would solve so many of my problems URRGGHHH
“breathe, child.”
water sloshes against the sides of the luxurious bathing pool- a shuddered gasp echos back off the blue and gold mosaic walls of the room.
a bead of sweat rolls down your spine as a partially nude worker dumps another vessel of water near your bodies, and with it, a veil of steam rises giving the illusion of intimate privacy from the guards on standby.
ambessa, in all her esteemed glory, lounges lazily with her head tipped back over the edge of the pool- a warm cloth draped over her eyes. a goblet, which lays in a large rugged hand, is filled near to the brim with a rich red wine.
the other rests on the hollow of your throat- a calloused thumb ever so gently brushing over your slick skin.
“good, little one,” the warlord practically purrs. a grin graces her lips as she feels your hands slip from her shoulders and down to her submerged abdomen, your hands pressing against her scarred v-line for leverage.
her hand, in return, glides from your throat, over your shoulder, before disappearing down under the water to rest on the curve of your rocking hips- not guiding, not pushing, just to simply rest upon.
“such a needy little thing,” she hums. “taking what you so desire.”
a shaky exhale escapes your lips at her words. her low and husky voice adding to your sinuous desires. your nails ever so slightly dig into her intimidating physique as your cunt throbs in need.
with your slick folds spread open over the impressive muscle of her thigh, your clit rubs deliciously over the bumps and ridges of her battle-won scars.
your wanton gasps and whines ring throughout as your head tips forward in deadweight- causing your gaze to connect with the older woman’s breasts.
just beneath the water you can make out her soft nipples. her breasts are heavy and ripened with age, and though not littered with scars won over battles, stretch marks ripple over them like hieroglyphs seen carved into ancient monumental displays.
your hand moves quicker than your brain and suddenly you’re cupping one of her breasts, raising it up and out of the water- exposing it to the colder air. you practically watch in awe as her dark nipple hardens between your fingers as you press and flatten the heavy globe against her chest.
and without a second thought, you’re lurching forward and enveloping her nipple into your warm mouth. you would’ve swallowed her whole if you could’ve, but instead you resort to swirling the sensitive bud around your tongue; licking, nipping, sucking as though you were trying to milk her.
“look at you,” ambessa rasps, a hint of humor underlaying her lust. “starving for my body. my, you’d do anything to have a taste, wouldn’t you, child?”
a low groan rumbles out of ambessa’s chest at the feeling of the scrape of your teeth, the wet heat of your tongue. in an effort to take more of her breast into your mouth, your knee presses against the slick folds of her cunt as you slide further down her thigh.
and the fearsome warlords back, ever so slightly, arches off the edge of the tub.
“like a kitten in heat, you are” she taunts, though there is no covering how she bucks her hips up in order to grind her aching pussy against you.
she begins to move in time with you, the friction your knee provided sending bolts of pleasure straight to her core.
her position of leisure and relaxation did not slip, though. with her legs still spread wide, head tilted back, ambessa had the clear headedness to bring her steel goblet up to her lips without spilling a drop of the red liquid.
with an air of authority, she licks the remnants from her now stained mouth, stretching her arm back over the edge of the pool to set the cup down- without a tremor to be seen.
with both of her hands now free, she removes the cloth from her face, revealing her dark lust-stricken gaze.
her hand slowly delves between your legs, separating your slick cunt from her thigh. she teases you for a moment, smirking as she rubs your aching nub with a feather-light touch, before pressing a digit to your entrance.
“there you go, sweet girl,” ambessa praises, sliding another thick digit along her first, your walls fluttering around the intruding appendages. “now you may have my touch.”
her thumb continues to rub slowly circles on your clit as her fingers pump in and out of you at a relentless pace.
“cum for me” she murmurs huskily as she gazes down at your desperate form still suckling at her tit. “show me how my body brings you pleasure.”
she could feel your body tensing, your muscles coiling tight as she worked her fingers inside you. she could tell you were close, the way you desperately clung to her- the way your walls squeezed around her, urging her deeper.
and it wasn’t until she curled them just right, hitting that spot inside you that had you seeing stars, did you cum.
your body convulsed, muscles squeezing around her fingers as wave after wave of pleasure came crashing down upon you. ambessa held you close as you rode out your orgasm. your body shook, breath coming in short, sharp gasps.
she could practically feel your heart pounding against her chest. and as you slowly came down from your high, you pressed soft kisses and licks into the bitten skin of her breast.
“enough, child” she grunts, finally pulling you away from her raw nipple. “i desire your mouth elsewhere now.”
#i need this old lady so bad#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane x reader#arcane x y/n#x reader#ambessa medarda#arcane ambessa#ambessa league of legends#ambessa x reader
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I’m in my Agatha ERA
Elbows deep in it, folks. I needed to draw her and practice, so I filled a page.
Maybe Wanda will be next 🙈 and then some tender harkximoff cuz this show is giving me so many ideas.
#I needed to draw her old lady portrait so bad#been obsessed with it ever since the trailer#agatha harkness#my art#wandavision#agatha all along#marvel#kathryn hahn#agatha darkhold diaries#agatha coven of chaos#agnes of westview#house of harkness
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I'm genuinely so close to writing a continuation to the trilogy that is essentially in its core just Simon trying and him getting genuinely better and starting to believe in himself fully again while fully, finally becoming an adult and fighting for Baz everyday, in his own way.
#is it hubris that makes me believe i can pull this off? maybe#will i still do it? probably#i need a scene with simon just holding and kissing baz somewhere super super public to baz's absolutely pleasant surprise and horror#but he loves it. he loves it so much#because who cares if old ladies stare. who cares what parents think. he has him him him right there#need comtinuation of the motif of them having such a deep love like in the old stories#need quiet domestic moments like baz playing his violin and simon just watching and listening. and loving and admiring that man#need a bad bitch baz moment where he tells his dad “im. a. fucking. homo” to his face#ugh.#snowbaz#carry on
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GRRR RHAHRHAHTHRHSHRHRHEARHF ARF AR D BAJRKRVQKRBRKWR BAKR
#lookism manhwa#lookism#beolgu#beolgu lee#MOVE LADIES MY TURN#HE'S SO FINE#GOOD OORD#THE WAY HE WAS OLD HERE TOO#too bad he got older#I THINK I NEED SOMEONE OLDER
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long rant incoming, I'm just fed up with a certain person right now
OH MY GOODNESS is it too much to ask for just a LITTLE respect?? I drive this girl to and from school, every day. I'm going to call her Laura. Laura is an only child and the only reason I'm taking her to school is because she refuses to bike to mile and a half from her place to the school in the cold. Which is fine. The arrangement was that I drive her and she pays gas money. The problem is, she's been super annoying about it. Every morning for about a month, she would text me "are you picking me up today". every single morning. Until I snapped one day and told her that I have been picking her up every morning for the past month, of course I'm picking her up. not my proudest moment, but it works. Now, however, I have to text her every time I'm at her house and she still takes maybe 4 minutes to get out the door. Which, okay, I can understand the texting thing, but I would like her to be ready. and then every afternoon, she tells me that she can't find my car, so I have to tell her where I parked it in the morning. or she won't text anything and I'm sitting in my car for five or ten minutes after I text her for a response that's lik "oh I was with friends" or "I thought you were still in the school, I'm coming out now" which. okay. I understand, I like talking to my friends, but we all leave pretty quickly because no senior wants to stay at school longer than they have to. But there have been more than a few times where I'm sitting in my car for OVER HALF AN HOUR waiting for her to text back with "oh btw I forgot to tell you, I have a club meeting" or "i went home with a friend" or some bs. So every day I have to text her "do you need a ride home" because I'm waiting, in my car, for 15 minutes after school, waiting for this girl. And today, I'm sitting there for 25 minutes. and I'm like, okay I can wait, because I have some fics to catch up on. But then I'm finished with my fics
and I text her because she's still not there and it takes another five minutes for her to respond, word for word, "oh, sorry, I thought you would text me when you got to your car" after I've REPEATEDLY said that I typically leave school as soon as I can. I'm willing to wait for her, but I'm usually gone within five minutes of the bell. I waited half an hour for her to tell me that she was waiting for me to text her, informing her of my location, after I've told her that I'm always at my car. I even text her when I have something going on! Club meeting? I pick her up and before we get to school "I can't drive you home because I have a club meeting." If I have somewhere to be, or if I have to stay after school, I tell her before school or during lunch. Every single time, without fail.
not to mention the fact that the original arrangement was that she would pay me 10 dollars every 2 weeks for gas. I've only gotten 20 dollars in the past three and a half months. she keeps asking if I have venmo, and then never bringing up payment when I say that I don't. and she always complains about being too broke to afford anything, then goes and buys pizza and donughts during lunch. she's been flaky for everything else, too and it's so annoying. I've been trying to be a nice friend, because I didn't have friends, let alone kind friends growing up, and I've becoming known as the rich friend who's always willing to help in my friend group. I try to set boundaries, but then people stop talking to me the moment I do. and this has gone on throughout my entire life. Laura's behavior is even what happened in all of my previous relationships, I'd be giving 100 percent and they're giving 50, at best, until I wear myself out just trying to spend time with them and make it work, including talks where I set my boundaries and tell them, literally say "I would like it if you could just do this". If you could just get work off for a single evening or just look away from the computer for half an hour during lunch so we can have an actually conversation, then they never even try and don't understand when I'm all out of juice and can't keep going, then are confused when I stop giving my all
it's infuriating and I hate it. I really want to set boundaries, but guess what. I was raised to walk on eggshells around my mom and let people walk all over me because that's the only way that I would ever get attention from my PARENTS. because I was told to shut up and do what I'm told so that my siblings could get the help that they needed.
#I need to set more boundaries#I want to be the nice friend#but nice doesn't equal taken advantage of#I really hate Laura right now#but I feel bad trying to set boundaries and leaving her out in the cold if she decides that putting in just a little bit more effort#isn't worth it#asjhkdfjhf#personal#if anyone has any advice#I love my trauma so much /s#my other friendships are great because they actually contribute things to the relationship#but also when I start setting boundaries people don't stick around#I have a really hard time making friends and my parents suggested a money incentive#hey lets go out to eat; I'm paying#and I get a friend but it feels like I'm buying a friendship#because I'm the fucking “rich” kid who only has three real friends#and the only place that I've actually felt like I belonged#or like people actually cared about me and my interests#was a fucking discord server#some random 25 year old lady from Germany cares more about me than some of my friends
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dahlia sketch ᵎᵎ ₊˚
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sketch rapidex hj veyr, tem nem imagem no fundo pq quis deixar clear 👅
#fanart#ransebcanonicos#drawing by aleso (^∀^●)#drawings#headcanon#they make me sick#i love them sm#i love her#im so lesbian#im so gay#lesbians#lets go lesbians#black dahlia#black dahlia skullgirls#skullgirls#skullgirls fanart#old lady#hot old lady 😳😳#i love milfs#i love old ladys#woman#i love women#i want her#i need her#i need her so bad#she makes me so happy#she makes me insane#she makes me ill#/pos btw
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i just wanna say tysm for all the sweet comments, reblogs, likes and new followers. literally have been dealing with some bs from school where i have to file a bias report and contest my grade because my professor is a bitch (tea in the tags). But you all really cheered me up and kept me going over the past few days!!! 🩵🩵
im off from work today for summer fridays! so hope i can write more today.
#•𐦍 𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉тαℓк#for context this lady gave me a 0 out of 300 for participation#for a trip and project i objectively did 80% of the work on#my team helped with what they could but no one knew the work would be so specialized before they joined so i cant really blame them#the old cow is just mad we gave her a bad review on the survey cause she kept being judgmental & prejudice & racist on the trip#imagine constantly comparing india to israel and complaining that you cant take students there like GENOCIDE isnt happening rn#imagine being a yt woman going to a rural indian village and as a “joke” telling the translator to translate “i wanna take your baby home”#imagine also going up to your mexican student and consistently mentioning your mexican housekeeper#imagine telling students when theres hotel reviews of hidden cameras and theft and staff assault against women we needed to “be resilient”#imagine a guy having to say hes never made over $50k bc she called us all spoiled and privileged for not wanting to stay in a slum hotel#this lady is crazy#but i got receipts
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I want to see Older/Senior Citizen Woman variant of Black Cat giving Teenager Spider-Man the slip and teasing him but also being sort of a mentor in a way to him. giving him stealth advice and advice on how to do some cool sick tricks in self defense and fighting.
(while she also steals things along the way… he knows and tries to tell her to put it back and stop stealing, but she just laughs it off, pats his head, tells him he's a good boy and to keep it up for the bigger threats)
#ghostie mumbles#black cat#felicia hardy#don't touch me I need this so bad. give me cool older woman Black Cat. also don't be freaking weird about this please.#WE NEED MORE COOL OLDER WOMEN WHO KICK BUTT IN OUR VARIOUS MEDIA!!!!#LIKE FOR REAL. I WANNA SEE OLDER WOMEN KICK BUTT AND LOOK COOL.#also fun fact: they don't even have to kick butt physically. just look at madame web. she is confined to her chair and yet she's still cool#she deserves better as a character and has so much potential too to be a really cool character beyond what she has been.#anyways plz think about old lady black cat who has been doing this cat burglar thing for decades and is still going strong
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me: I want to make Valentine’s Day cards, but I can’t make up flirty lines! I am not an eloquent person in the slightest!
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me: I have an idea,
#bloodborne#lady maria of the astral clocktower#old hunter henryk#provost willem#runesmith caryll#happy (not very eloquent) valentines' day everyone!!!!!#honorable mention: madaras twin and paleblood hunter#yeah i wanted to draw 8 cards initially but was hit with hardcore artistic crisis again so had to level it down to 4#i am still glad i was able to draw something hahah;#for recent time i've been good at drawing holiday-related stuff!#halloween then christmas then this... i am on the roll as someone bad with deadlines and dates!#i really love how Maria looks though she is so beautiful#her being included based on how she 'just gave' Adeline key without explaining anything#and also that Adeline reacted at us first appearing as though for Maria entering without a word was a regular thing#so i always thought she has selective mutism#HAD to add my favorite quote by willem tho xD but honestly I need exact rip of his clothes patterns#i did the closest screen shot i could and still could not figure exact pattern!#so sorry details on him are kinda messy and lazy off#my art
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i'm deeply amused by how nervous has a 10-point interest in money. while i relate this to the architecture and furnishing of the beaker manor - he sees what wealth has bought the beakers & what they choose to do with it - the thought of nervous taking up a lot of odd jobs and side hustles post-escape is something i'd love to see more of in fan works.
#“nervous 'grindset' subject”#i would love to see vignettes of him doing a bunch of different things & coming back home to the curious household at the end of the day.#pascal: “so what did you do today?” nervous: “cleaned out an old lady's garage; repo'd a car from some woman's ex-boyfriend; dog walking."#pascal: “find anything cool in her garage?” nervous: “just a bunch of junk. :-/ you need help with tycho?”#being sloppy-antisocial-&-irritable vs. wanting money really bad#for? unknown purposes.#ts2#ts2 premades#nervous subject
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Its 1:32am i just got back from hanging out with an old lady and a witch so thats something
#me and the witch helped the old lady find her dog and then she needed some company so we just sat around and they smoked etc for like 2 hrs#i feel bad tho we were yapping for ages i know ppl are trying to sleep 😭 sorry guys we were trying to not be loud
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I’m so excited for Fionna and Cake but I also NEED a Shermy and Beth spin-off about the adventures of Ooo thousands of years after Finn and Jakes time
#I need to see their descendants so bad#I mean obviously I’m assuming Beth is a descendant of jake and lady#I mean we’ve seen a bit of it and we see big older sweet p#and bmo#and how they live in Marcy’s old house which begs the question where r Marcy and PB living#etc#I just want to see it so bad#Finn and jake#adventure time#fionna and cake#Shermy and Beth
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ouggghggh i just got back from shopping with my manager for 4 hours and i had so much fun... i love her and it was v nice to have someone to shop with 🫶🏾 I'm excited to show her my lil outfits at work bc all the different clothes r cute =ω= ♡ it was nice to spend the afternoon/evening together and SO many ppl complimented me today akdkakak i luv when everyone is so nicey 2 me
#hard 2 pick between my favorite ppl to talk to today#went 2 this thrift shop first n hehe the workers there r queer n cute and they were rly sweet to talk to#and then at the mall there was this black gal from Texas and this other old black lady who was just an absolute gem ♡#i think the old lady was my favorite (。ノω\。) i love old ladies sm ♡#she said “it's different but you're making it WORK i Really like your style” (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.゚tysm ily#idk. today was v lovely. my wardrobe upgrade is def not finished but it was great to start chipping away at it#i needed new pants so bad... the button popped out of my favorite pair and most of what's left is either uncomfortably tight or#are capris or have some sort of bleach stain i usually just cover w some other layers of clothes#i got sm cute pants... most of what i got were pants.. but i got shirts n jackets n other cute things too#(❁´◡`❁) im so happy weeee!!!!!!!!#i feel cute#i AM cute 😤💕 ms ma'am had a great day 2 day!!!
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ough. toriel my beloved
#comics may or may not be coming#(they are i am drawing them)#why is it so difficult. not the process of drawing but something about choosing a canvas size and marking the panels makes my brain lag#okay kingdings is something that exists i guess but can we have a little old lady interaction.#need more content of wingdings actually being a part of that world and an important individual for the people around him#rather than just existing as a satellite to a handful of characters and straight up being barely acknowledged by others#specially considering he was the goddamn Royal Scientist the man genius himself#anyway toriel. their relationship would be funny#she may be perpetually confused by his mannerisms but shes immune to creepy (re: her own creepy ass children across universes)#woman always sees right through him and thinks hes the silliest thing#she knows how badly you want a family mr weirdo come now you can sit at the thanksgiving table#feels kind of bad her efforts cannot undo the debilitating loneliness he radiates however 😔#but my favourite thing: will never Not kiss her hand#there are no romantic undertones it is just a gesture of reverence#will do it to your mom your grandma your sister. really any lady he feels he owes formal acknowledgement#and queen toriel is always owed formal acknowledgement#gugunghhuhguh. ily toriel cant wait to finally figure out how to draw you
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s. s ave me, meoto…
#n o t me clinging to meoto to retain my sanity bc g o o d l o r d today was the worst#today was truly a very bad; very horrible day indeeeeeeed#man. today truly was a comedic tragedy in every way possible. i’d laugh if i were anyone else tbh#first i couldn’t start my workstation bc we were out of this cleaning acid thing.#t h e n this other branch lab sent over a precise amount of [reagent] that we needed to make the cleaning acid thing#*and* what’s worse was that they also demanded like. 1/5 of the acid we mixed. like bro. make it yourself mans.#but the worst part was when i tried to use a dropper to poke this sediment out of [tube i was supposed to be cleaning]#bUT THEN HALF OF THE DROPPER MELTED BC THAT BUGGER CAN’T HANDLE HIGH TEMPERATURES AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#stupid new droppers man. the old droppers could handle 100 degrees just fine. s o now the tube is clogged with melted plastic and it’s just.#life’s *really* great sometimes yk~~~~? (ʘ‿ʘ)#and so the night shift dude who came to take over the workstation against expectations seemed kinda pissed that i hadn’t started anything#and im just there. with my intestines wriggling about like internal abdominal worms. tryin not to cry in the face of my mistake.#while he’s fumin’ away like a freakin’ chimney or sth. like. man. no one asked you to take this workstation. you came here on your own. :(#anyway i ditched him and left for my break to calm myself down only to be approached by some random terribly lost middle aged to old lady#who was looking for directions to *somewhere* but she only spoke chinese aaaaaaaa#and i can’t read maps/i don’t even live in the area of my workplace so i have no idea if the lady managed to make it safely#but. lol. the lady showed me her message screen when she asked me for directions to her destination#and by pure coincidence the person she was texting is apparently related to someone with the same first name as me#the cons and cons of having common names man. i hope the lady managed to find her friend with the same name as me though lol#anyways. pls hw im begging. pls drop the crossfade for lxl birthday tmr i n e e d more meoto to carry on—#s o b s this is what im living for now ig. meoto………..
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fighting all that is holy to not go insane about gondoleery and what made her the way she is because someone on the wiki said they thoguht she had no backstory and that egala was better bc she had one
#GOD. WHATEVER.#LIKE UR WROONNGGG#GONDOLEERY IS SO. UGH..FDJFKJDSKFJD#maybe its my bias against egala i cant find it in me to gaf abt her#but gondoleery was literally peak it just wasnt super well written out#but if you LOOK into her character YOU'LL GET IT#WHICH SURE ITS HARD BUT GET OFF HER WIKI LEAVE IT FOR MEEEEE#im clinically insane about this old lady dictator but please dude please im so crazy about her please#pushing 70 and she manages to take over a country and become a literal witch just for ppl to say#“oh she had no backstory”#HER!!!! MEMORY!!! WAS WIPED!!! BY HER CHILDHOOD FRIEND!!!#SHE WAS BRAINWASHED!!!!#shes sooooo similar to aaron but nobodys ready for that#aaron if he grew up that way. aarons bad ending#shes so. ugh. whatever. WHATEVER#i need to shut up i think im gonna die#tzu rambles#tzu rants#<- ig#gondoleery rattrapp#<- im literally the only person on that tag. sigh.
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