#i need a fainting couch

[petrichorium]

Jing Yuan tits………..

[thecryptidart1st]

Happy 4th of July

Nothing more American than being 90% sure that I got the rona after several of my relatives reported it after a graduation party we all attended

[holysaintscathedral]

I see a man in slutty lil' short-shorts and I gotta go sit down and recoup.

[luvvsbian]

i see a butch and i have to go lie down for a while

[rainbowxocs]

Wait. Fuck. Goddamnit. HEY. VICTOR. I'm from a different universe than you. This shit has happened before with the others but I STILL FORGET FUCK–

I'm from a completely different universe with completely different issues where the occult are viewed and treated very differently. So of course we have different views on this matter.

Fucking. Goddamnit. I always forget about the different universe thing. FUCK– I'M SORRY–

-Theo

So you got mad at me for like… no reason.. story of my life. Woe is me. For I am traumatized.

[haunted-destiel]

oh my goodness. i believe i need to lie down ....

[wistfulvulpine]

my kiss won't lie to you [not looking for love, I'm looking for you]

[frnkiebby]

i am—

pls someone i am not okay

i might legitimately sob look at how happy he is he’s so fucking gorgeous and i am losing my shit over his crinkles h e l p~🎃

[gardenergulfie]

HELLO??????

[ogygian]

Luke Arnold is such a slutty gorgeous man and I Hate him... posting Instagram lives with only two random buttons done up on his shirt. writing books. the HAIR. how dare he.

[likealayka]

Richard Zee Kay?

More like Richard Beef Cake amirite lads okay I'll be going now

[plusultraetc]

I just realized that in the psychic au, Dark Shadow is a spirit that is tethered to Tokoyami ('haunts' is such a strong word).

on their first day of high school, Shinsou couldn't stop staring at him (because… hello???) and after class Tokoyami walked up to him, looked him dead in the eye, and said 'you can see him too, can't you?'

what makes this somehow funnier is I don't think Tokoyami is a psychic. he can see Dark Shadow, because Dark Shadow is tethered to him, but he can't see other spirits. Dark Shadow claims it's his job to protect him from other supernatural threats (Shinsou: what kind of threats? Dark Shadow: threatening threats), but this also means that Tokoyami has just accepted that for his entire life he's been haunted, sorry, protected by some kind of benevolent bird demon no one else can see and who he's never seen anyone or anything like.

(I now desperately need Tokoyami & Shirakumo to meet so Shirakumo can be like 'WHAT THE HELL IS THAT' and Hizashi just says 'a high schooler… don't be rude :/' while Dark Shadow smiles at him as much as a shadow being with a beak can smile and Tokoyami sits there with a perfectly neutral expression)

[poke-checked]

am I a Victorian because the reaction I just had at seeing his ANKLES…

[bludpudding]

genuinely considering studying greek architecture in order to design a new home for cori because whatever the fuck kind of solitary confinement this is ain’t cuttin it

it’s furnished with nothing but mirrored walls and a giant diagram of an eyeball brother this is why you stay depressed

[jakes3resin]

Biker Gale AU... my unwritten beloved... my most beautiful muse... feral Gale who beats up men and kisses Bucky with blood still on his face... Bucky who says fuck you to federal agents... truly my most beloved... the second I start writing you I know you'll no longer be my beloved but my enemy... but that's okay I still love you 💔

A/B/O fic my detestable wife... please release me from your clutches... or at least make fucking sense in the docs... why do you not want to be written cohesively... divorce will never be an option 💔

[koka-mi]

no faint streak broken we'll get em next time </3