#i must learn EVERYTHING aaaaaAAAAAAA

[beastking-golion]

How do you learn more about sidestep’s past and discover regina? Cause like I’ve got her to be mentioned (not by name) but I see people talking about sidestep’s creation n I wanna know how I can get that 😭

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She-Ra and the Princesses of Power S02E01 - The Frozen Forest

Second season! I'd usually speculate about what could happen this season but it could be anything. The Season 1 finale did just enough to change up the situation the Rebellion and the Horde were in but other than that the possibilities are limitless.

From the title, I'm guessing they are going to deal with the frozen forest. Maybe Frosta and/or Perfuma can help fix it since they are all friends now? I don't know so let's do this!

And welp, they are already attacking. With the Whispering Woods frozen, can they still go straight to Bright Moon? How much time has passed since last season?

I was going to write "what about Perfuma's kingdom" but I'm guessing with Bright Moon _right_ there, it's a much more tempting target for The Horde.

So. How could a pair of gloves made of ice be in any way helpful?

Hey, that's new! I don't remember Glimmer using her powers this way.

Oh no, the child likes puns.

aw, no new opening. I mean, I _love_ the song but I was hoping for updated visuals.

I was going to make a joke about Byleth in Smash Bros but the weapons are too different. * sigh *

This is amazing. She-Ra really is prepared for anything, even a sleepy morning.

I _really_ need an explanation for her change in attitude from Princess Prom. I assume it's because it's the first time she has friends and since she's outside her kingdom she doesn't have to act like a grown-up to get respect _but_ I want it explained in-show.

oooooooh, she's training.

I guess it was a good thing Catra got scanned, perfect accuracy guaranteed.

So early and this season is already gifting me with such great faces.

Ooh, did Bow recognize an Entrapta™️ design?

Ah, there's the timeskip.

Beta stage after thousands of years? * looks at own job * yup, sounds right.

oh no, no no, nope, bad idea.

Adora... you are not making Light Hope's job any easier by implying you have buttons.

oh my god

wow, it worked

I can see Light Hope taking everything literally getting old but it's not there yet. It's just such a good way to mess with Adora.

A mug, a fork, and a... flute? She's ready for camping as a bard.

Evil She-Ra looks reaaally cool. I'm still waiting for a "She-Ra gets infected by the First Ones's virus again" episode. There are even more chances for it to happen now that Entrapta is on the horde's side!

She's really taking her job as second in command seriously, huh?

Who would have thought that actually trusting and supporting her was going to have a positive result in her attitude. Shadow Weaver must be rolling in her prison cell.

And that portrait with her robo-parents was important enough to get unpacked and installed almost immediately.

Also, how did she get that stuff? I guess her castle is just remote enough that no one would notice horde people around.

Catra reaaaaaaally likes her "distract and attack something else" plans. She moved from doing it to Adora to an entire kingdom. She's grown up so much.

Ooh, that explains her teleporting earlier.

Adora's subconscious really wants a dinner party.

There's something really endearing about Frosta's enthusiasm. She's just enjoying the hell out of having friends and something fun to do with them.

Is this episode going to end with Glimmer learning to appreciate having a little sister?

Poor Spinerella, she got a generic gem chair.

It looks like everyone is getting tired of having to stay together to fight the bots.

Look at that kid, she looks so happy.

Oh, Netossa got downgraded seats.

I can't help but think that this is a way to deal with how powerful the rainbow power of friendship was last episode. If they all find it a bit embarrassing and kinda "woo" I doubt they'll be able to make it happen on purpose.

Oh, so no Entrapta detection. Yet.

...those are great names. She's a genius.

An unrecognized genius. Tsk tsk.

It makes sense for Glimmer to be somewhat sick of Frosta's presence, she never had many friends and Frosta seems to be pretty attached to her. It's a big change.

Talking about uncontrollable little sisters.

Well, that's bad news. Would Bow's kill switch affect one of these? Or would the "First Ones" part go nuts?

The season just began and Catra is already planning to invade the Beacon... where Adora is training. Is Adora going to think Catra is a simulation and attack her in a way she normally wouldn't?

Can't tell if Commander Glimmer is trying to get these two to make up or if she's just thinking she wants to spend time with Bow and Adora.

The irony of Glimmer saying that is delicious.

This didn't go the way I thought it was going to go. No Catra, just super bots looking for First Ones tech. Why didn't they react to She-Ra's sword though?

I understand her frustration but that's a pretty bad thing to yell at a kid.

yyup.

And of course they'd need her.

My heart.

apologizeeeee

This was so cute and sweet that my teeth are rotting, but in a good way.

Frosta is amazing. If I hadn't seen Princess Prom I'd probably dislike her but the contrast is so big with her behavior there that I can't help but think "yeah, she deserves to have fun with her big sister Glimmer" while nodding.

oh my god, that was 100% Glimmer's bad influence

I bet this line somehow becomes weirdly relevant during the season.

AAAAAAAAAAAA

I mean... it can't really self destruct if She-Ra destroys it first. Mission accomplished?

And the "woo" was true.

Catra may have won against Shadow Weaver but that doesn't mean she has stopped wanting to be recognized by her.

oof, drama is incoming.

and I love drama~

---

What a fun and efficient season premiere.

It fixed the dangling plot point that was the frozen Whispering Woods and Bright Moon's vulnerability, it introduced Adora's training which I assume is going to be her focus for a while and it set up at least a couple of episodes worth of plot by revealing Entrapta's status along with giving Bow something to do as her replacement.

Frosta was a surprise but a fun one. I mentioned this but without the context of Princess Prom I'd probably have found her irritating but her background was enough to make her very likable and cute. And her relationship with Glimmer, giving her a taste of how Angella has felt her entire life, was just perfect.

Weirdly enough, for such a packed episode there's not a lot to talk about so until next time!

[razorblade180]

Shackles pt4: A Rocky Start

“So let’s get started shall we?” A click of a button illuminates a completely white room devoid of windows. The gaurd reaches for Jasmine’s wrist and she promptly yanks a way and walks to the only chair in the middle of a room. She knew the drill already. Jasmine was at least gonna do it at her own pace.

The child sat down and placed both arms on the arm rest in between the thick leather straps. Her mind was racing; the nerves in her body already feeling like fire and making the chair creak with her slight trembling. “Let’s just get this over with already.” The soldier scoffs and tightens the straps before leaving the room. It wasn���t long before the door opens again with Sobek himself coming through it with a utility cart that has an array of tools. Each one unnerving her more. Regular needles, injections, a metal bar, wire, and worst of all, the shears. Jasmine can’t keep her eyes off them.

Sobek:So you’re causing trouble little one? I had I feeling I’d see you in this room again. You’re pretty feisty for a girl your age; certainly more grit than your brother it seems. Not to mention your parents.....you have your father’s charisma.

Jasmine:And then you tried to beat it out of him....

Sobek:Correction, I tried to carve it out of him. Unfortunately the man was beyond salvation much like your mother. *grabs injections*

The man methodically stares at the tip of it as he stands in front of her. Jasmine jumps slightly the moment Sobek’s hand grabs her arm.

Sobek:Don’t be scared, I’m not going to be as crude with you. Children....don’t survive that kind of strain.

The need goes into her arm easily. Jasmine stares at the mysterious clear liquid gets injected into her right arm. In mere seconds she started feeling strange. The room started getting even brighter to the point it was straining to keep both eyes completely open. A rapid pounded in her ears and Sobek’s calm grip felt more like a vice. Even the air itself stung each time she took a shallow breath. The man before her watched the drug kick in then snapped his fingers. The sound made her yelp in pain like a gunshot had went off right next to her. “Several hours of pure sensory overload should change your tune nicely.” He spoke in a hushed tone for her sake. It was last bit of mercy she would be given.

Sobek left the room but left the tools. His way or keeping her alert and making the girls own heartbeat a weapon against her. He walked into room that was right before her where the wall that would be her back wall was in fact a one way mirror. Connected to it was a panel with a variety of switches and knobs. He reached for one that was labeled temperature and dialed it down to forty degrees Fahrenheit then reached for another that increased volume. The only sound was feedback steadily rising. Waiting for just the level until.... “Aaaaaaaaaaaa~” he turned it back down on notch and could see Jasmine heaving; cold air visible with each exhale.

“Poor child. I’ll cure you in no time.”

xxxx

Yang:Are you sure this is the right way?

Blake:I don’t travel in the desert Yang. This is just as much of a leap of faith for me as it is for you.

Jacquelyn:Gee I’m glad I can feel the trust in this group.

The three had been walking through the desert for at least half an hour now. It was the dead of night, cold, and the moon was the only witness to anything out here. Yang was not a happy camper about any of that. She might’ve been aggressive to Jacquelyn earlier today but it was from a mix of shock and other things that were going on. Fighting a maiden was absolutely in every worse case scenario she came up with. Yang had sparred with her mother and helped Ruby push back Cinder in battle, however that only told her how different maidens all are from one another. Case in point, the floor right below them.

Right now the three women were walking in a straight line about a foot away from each other. Jacquelyn was of course in the front. Not simply because she’s the one with direction, but because she’s keeping them out of danger. Her powers allow her to change the sand below their feet into rock temporarily; a trick like that had to come with tons of practice. It stayed long enough in that state for Yang to tail her. Followed by Blake and the sand returned to normal.

Yang:Can’t you make this strip of solid land wider? You aren’t exactly lacking in resources.

Jacquelyn:The point is to disturb the ground as little as possible. White Fang and Nightstalkers burrow underground and sense vibrations in shifting sands so they can set sinkholes in appropriate spots. If I change the terrain too much then I’m bound to attract something.

Yang:White Fang....? You can’t be talking about the group right?

Blake:The group got its name from a grimm indigenous to menagerie. They’re build is almost like an dingo and they walk on all fours constantly unlike beowulves. Their face is a strange mix of feline and canine structure. Digging is sort of their thing and you might’ve guessed but their canines are white as bone; incredibly long too.

Jacquelyn:Being bitten by them with or without aura is a real pain. Let’s not deal with that shall we?

Yang:Why would your dad name an organization after a grimm?

Blake:One White Fang is ferocious and will do just about anything to get by.

Jacquelyn:A pack becomes organized and follows the alpha. In numbers they can shape the land around them and will try and stand against just about anything that stops them. That unity is the reason right?

Blake:Adam tell you that?

Jacquelyn:Who else? You gonna tell me that was a lie?

Blake:N...no....

Yang:......So Nightstalkers?

Jacquelyn:They’re basically Deathstalkers but prefer to trap their enemies instead of coming above ground. They do not waste time. The moment you fall into a trap they will try and sting you to stun you, then immediately eat you.

Yang:Yet these are the ones without “death” in their name.

Jacquelyn:I don’t name them. I just try to avoid them. I almost got eaten once but luckily I wasn’t alone.

Yang:I’m pretty sure magic helped.

Jacquelyn:That too...

Yang:Speaking of which, I can’t imagine this stone stepping trick is easy. Must have taken a lot of practice to get it right.

Blake:Yang....

Jacquelyn:It’s fine Blake. I know she’s gauging my strength; I can feel your eyes on me the entire time. It must be a bit unnerving for you to not to be the toughest person around right now isn’t it? Adam had a similar problem.

Yang:Never compare us.

That was a nerve hit Jacquelyn expected. The way Yang said that was enough to tell just how serious she was about it. A blast of warm air against her back was also a sign that the blonde was quite literally heated. It didn’t help that Yang probably could tell that she said that last part on purpose.

Jacquelyn:I was simply making conversation. Are you always like this? You must save hundreds on heating; I know I do. My maiden powers were given to me from a very young age. So yes, I’ve had plenty of time to learn “tricks” like controlling sediments.

Blake:Given?

Jacquelyn:From my mother. She lost her life when I was seven. Been more or less on my ever since. Well I guess that’s not true. James and even Ozpin made sure I lived well; it was in their best interest after all. They taught-

Blake:Wait. Your mom was all you had?

Yang:No town? No dad or anything. A grimm simply killed your maiden powered mom and left you defenseless.

Jacquelyn:Sigh...I said she lost her life; never mentioned any grimm. As for my dad and the village I grew up in, well, they’re the reason my mom lost her life in the first place.

This new information made the partners stop on their tracks. Yang looks at Blake who is just as surprised as she is. They look forward to see Jacquelyn staring at both of them. Her face was calm and more befuddled by the reason stopped.

Jacquelyn:Uhhh we’re sort on a time crunch and I can see my house from here. What’s with the stopping?

Yang:You just told us something heavy. Like really heavy.

Blake:Your dad and own people killed your mom?

Jacquelyn:Don’t forget smashed my hands and tried killing me as well hehe.....*frowns* people fear power, especially power they don’t understand. I don’t let it weigh me down anymore so no need for it to start weighing you both down. Let’s get a move on alright?

Blake:O...okay. I just don’t believe I could handle something like that if I was in your shoes; even with time that’s-

Yang:Extreme. Traumatic doesn’t even begin to describe it. People change after that. Not necessarily for the best, but to survive.

Jacquelyn:You’re not entirely wrong. I wouldn’t exactly say I’m the best version of myself or probably even the most sane.

Yang:That’s not what I want to hear. *scowls*

Jacquelyn:Would you have preferred a lie? I know how you and Blake feel about that sort of thing. You know, people pretending to be what they aren’t? Listen I get why you’re doing psychoanalysis on me, trying to figure me out, and you’ve made it very clear from the start that everything about this situation upsets you. I can understand that; respect it even. However, you’re being really annoying and pissing me off so either ask direct question or shut up.

Yang:Oh you have another thing coming if you think you can talk to me like that.

Jacquelyn:What are you gonna do about it? Did you learn enough about me to think you handle me.

Blake:Guys.....

Yang:I know I can handle you. I just wanted to know how much effort I was gonna need.

Blake:Guys yo-

Jacquelyn:That’s big talk from someone who needed help from her partner and bike to take down Adam. I beat him first try you know? Complete child’s play and I did it over and over again. I bet you figured that at though. After all... you don’t see any metal parts on me right?

Yang:Oh I am gonna-

Blake:GUYS! THE SAND!

Jacquelyn and Yang stop arguing and look around them. Moving mounds circle around them. Their speed makes it hard to count but it’s clear there’s a massive pack around them. Yang starts rolling her shoulders and puts her fist up. “So much for avoiding conflict.”

“Yeah well getting angry in the middle of nowhere might as well be a dinner bell.” Blake said with annoyance as she cocked her gun. “What were you two thinking?”

Yang bites her lips. “Not my finest moment I’ll admit. What’s the best way to deal with White Fang?”

“Ugh, against these numbers, we don’t.” Jacquelyn raises her right foot and then slams it against the sand. Her eyes glow and the ground below all three turns to rock and raises into air ten feet; creating a pillar of rock. Blake and Yang watch Jacquelyn take a knee I’m exhaustion. ‘Damn...I’m more drained than I thought.’ Her body trembling slightly. “We’re going to have to wait.”

Yang:Wait!? We can’t just-

Jacquelyn:There’s at least thirty down there and trust me, you do not want to fight these things right now.

Blake:She’s right. I can definitely hear more of them around. Who knows how many sink wholes are around. Nice going you two; we were almost there.

Yang:I...Jacquelyn, can’t you float or move this hunk of rock to your house? I can see the oasis. That’s the place right?

Jacquelyn:I am tired and moving the entire rock causes vibrations. No way you slice it, we are stuck until they leave.

Yang:....*sits down* Shit.... how long is that gonna take?

Jacquelyn:Few hours maybe? I don’t know when grimm give up.

Yang:*lays down* Juuuussssst great.

Blake:Hopefully before the Sun comes out. I hope no one notices we’re gone too long.

She layed down on her back and stared at the shattered moon. Thoughts lingered aimlessly one after another; so many things were on her mind to keep up with. So many things that she wanted to say about the situation but didn’t. Instead she laid there quietly. ‘Sun, what would you do if you were here? Probably find a way to make those two get along no doubt. Hopefully whatever you’re doing is a walk in the park.’

xxxx

Ilia:Sun this is crazy.

Neptune:You can’t be serious. This is a life or death decision.

Ilia:If you screw up then that’s it. Your life is over. Just another man who lost it all in the streets of Vacou.

Sun:*sweating* Guys relax, I got this.

The trip goes silent as well does the audience around them. Many on lookers watch the monkey faunus stare at three upside cups in front of a well known peddler and part time scam artist. It all comes down this, one cup holds the boy’s future while the others hold despair. Slowly he reaches for the cup in the middle.

Peddler:Are you sure about that one?

Sun:I’m as sure as the rising tides and the fish that travel along them.

He lifts the cup triumphantly to find....nothing. The crowd groans in mass disappointment and dispersed in seconds. Neptune dropped to the ground in defeat. While Ilia face palmed. “Hahahaha! Better luck next time kid” the peddler laughed heavily and proceeded to gather his things and walk off with lien in his pocket and a new pair of goggles.

Neptune:Un....believable.

Sun:I know right? I was so sure it was the middle one.

Neptune:You just lost my money and goggles!

Sun:For the chance to get anything for free he had. That dude always has the best gems. You know we always gotta pay the minimum fee for those sort of deals.

Neptune:So why didn’t you borrow any money from Ilia!!!!?

Ilia:Because you’re his best friend. Plus I couldn’t have an invested interest in the wager. That means I’d have to watch the whole time instead of stealing from him.

Neptune:Still you-....you what?

The girl smiled and put her hands together before rubbing the right one over left and revealing a black diamond ring. “Sun taught me some things. A fitting jewel for your future bride to be huh?”

Sun:That’s if she says yes. *takes the ring* You are right though. I can’t wait to show Blake!

Neptune:Hopefully she doesn’t ask a receipt.

Ilia:Pffft just don’t mention one. Let’s go back to the hotel before-

“My Diamond!”

Neptune:Scatter?

Sun and Ilia:Scatter.....

All three make a dash in different direction through the busy crowd with laughter in their voice. Well, two of them at least were laughing. Ilia watched her idiotic enemy turned best friend climb up on buildings and start booking it like there was no tomorrow. ‘Yeah like that isn’t obvious.’ She took a different approach; maneuvering through people almost like a snake so any pesky peddlers couldn’t get a fixed location on her. The moment she had the opportunity to duck into an alleyway she did so with a gleeful hop; satisfied her years of espionage had not gone to waste or gotten rusty. “Child’s play...”

“Having fun, you little thief?” Said an unfamiliar voice behind her that made her jump. ��Okay, maybe not child’s play.’ Ilia put up her hands and slowly turned around. “Listen if a peddler that rigs games by secretly hiding things in his sleeves was-” her train of thought was cut off by what stood in front of her. Ilia has expected an angry peddler or some sort cop. Not several armed men wearing cloaks and gripping guns. Each one giving her a look as if she was cornered prey. “Asking.....for....it.”

Captor:Well look at we stumbled across here men. Ilia Amitola, another sick beast in need of curing. The doctor will be pleased.

Part 3

[takealottodragmeawayfromreddie]

Morning!Reddie headcanons

—Winter is absolutely the best thing ever because they always wake up spooning.

—Richie will hug Eddie from behind and they’ll just lay there in their cozy cove made of sheets and pillows, warm and pure and in love.

—Richie likes to think he always wakes up first, but, actually, Eddie just likes to pretend he’s asleep so Richie will snuggle him for a little more.

—Of course, since it’s Richie, he will usually grab Eddie’s butt and stuff. And Eddie will just take it and cuddle because he lowkey loves it? And early in the morning is the only time of the day he doesn’t have to pretend he hates it? Yeah.

—Richie, obviously, notices how much he likes it. So he just leaves his hand there and everything is perfect and domestic and dreams do come true, until he, also pretending to be asleep and with the clear intention of waking Eddie up, whispers “Eds would kill me if he found out about us, hm, Mrs. K?”

—And Eddie just… do you remember that Spongebob episode when Spongebob would get into Squidward’s bed and Squidward was so sleepy that he just allowed it? And when he notices what’s going on his eyes suddenly open wide in such a memeish way? That’s Eddie’s reaction everytime Richie murmurs something like “gotta love that ass of yours, Mrs. K”.

—"DUDE, WHAT THE HELL". Sitting up and ruining all the magic bc seriously wth.

—"Oh, there you are, Eds. Sorry, same old dream I’ve been having everynight since we hit puberty".

—Eddie barely represses a psychotic tic of his right eye as Richie explodes in a uncontrollable laugh and puts his arms around him and pulls him to his chest (Eddie lowkey can’t breath and will beat the shit out of him with his clueless, bare hands if he doesn’t let go of him).

—But he doesn’t let go, he just lets him raise his head a bit so he won’t die suffocated. He’s still on top of Richie with him holding him down. And they stare into each other eyes and it’s so perfect.

—Obviously, Richie can’t see, so Eddie, trying to avoid every chance of a sappy, awkward moment happening, takes the glasses from the nightstand and roughly puts them on his face, saying something like “you look stupid trying to see without them”.

—But he’s clearly lying bc Richie looks so cute in the mornings when he makes an effort to see bc he’s to lazy to stretch out an arm to get his glasses and aAaAaAaAAAAA why is he like this Eddie is internally screaming.

—"You like me stupid", Richie smirks and Eddie just… melts. But of course he can’t admit it, so he rolls his eyes and let himself be flipped and pushed down to the bed by Richie’s weight.

—More cuddles!

—Eddie yawns and Richie just… melts. Like, so cute! And he holds him there and starts saying fluffy stuff and kissing all over his face.

—"Such a… *peck on the forehead* cute… *nuzzle on the neck* little thing… *peck on the cheek* aren’t you? *kiss on the temple* Soft… *peck on the other cheek* sleepy… *peck on the nose* boy… *peck on the lips* cute… *kiss* cute… *kiss* cute! *super hardcore and sweet smooch*

—Eddie feels in heaven. But he can’t let this damage his reputation of chaotic evil, so he puts his hand on Richie’s face, pushes him back so he can get out from under him and says “morning breath”, getting out of bed.

—He starts looking into the closet for his clothes and Richie lies down on his stomatch and whines into the pillow like a dying whale.

—"Edssss, why do you have to leave meeee"

—"I’m not leaving you, we always leave together. But it’s late and you know it. So get up".

—"But I don’t wanna go to work. It’s booooriiiing".

—"You work at the radio station because you chose it".

—"But, baby, it’s cold outside".

—"You’re a fucking child".

—"You work at a children hospital. I just prepare you for that".

—"I work at a children hospital but I’m not your babysitter".

—"That’s what you think".

—They argue until Eddie is ready and Richie finally agrees he’s getting out of bed (they have this rule that says they only cancel plans before one of them is fully dressed, so he can’t do nothing about it and he just accepts his fate as an adult).

—As Richie gets ready in front of their mirror, he usually pulls Eddie with him and wraps his arms around his waist and rests his chin on his shoulder, making him look at himself in the mirror and telling him “look at how cute that guy is! Oh, and is that devilish handsome man behind him his husband? It looks like he is!”

—Eddie just laughs and rolls his eyes. And then Richie says “just brushed my teeth. No morning breath anymore” like he won some strategy game and Eddie says “ok” and gives him a quick kiss over his shoulder before leaving the room.

—Richie always makes breakfast bc the only thing he can cook is hotcakes. Still, he’s so careless and messy that Eddie would rather do it himself.

—The thing is… they don’t have that much time. So Eddie’s boss (who is a cool guy, but he likes things being well done) calls him and Eddie lies saying he’s stuck in the traffic.

—Richie will catch up the conversation and start making street noises and scream things like “LEARN HOW TO DRIVE, ASSHOLE! OH, YEAH? YOU WANNA FIGHT? GET OFF OF THAT CAR AND FACE ME”. And Eddie tries so hard not to laugh.

—It’s all okay until Richie’s lack of attention while cooking backfires and he accidentally lands his hand on the stove and ScReAmS.

—Eddie worries about it, but, most important, he almost drops his phone and when he handles it back his boss asks for an explanation. Then diva!Richie takes the stage.

—"EDS, WATCH OUT, AN OLD LADY, OH NO, YOU’RE ON THE SIDEWALK, YOU’RE ON THE FUCKING SIDEWALK!!! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, AM I GONNA DIE? I DON’T WANNA DIE! OH, NO, THE POOR OLD LADY! THE KIDS!!! LOTS OF KIDS EVERYWHERE, THEY ONLY WANTED TO GET TO SCHOOL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. Look, here comes the ambulance! *takes the phone and starts to scream to it* WEEE OOOH WEEE OOOOH! Thank God, we’re saved! OH NO THE CAR IS ON FIRE! THERE’S DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE! WHY GOD WHY?! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US! WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO US! WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG? WHEN WILL GOD HAVE MERCY ON THESE POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS! Myhandhurtsgoodbye". Click.

—Eddie looks ready to kill him but his poor baby burned his hand and he needs help so fanny pack powers activated you’re so in trouble Richard we’ll talk about it where does it hurts honey.

—When they take care of his hand, they sit to have breakfast. And, even when all the domestic magic is back, they’re in a bit of a hurry. So Eddie makes the mistake of telling him to eat fast and Richie fucking ROLLS UP his hotcake and starts eating it like it’s a burrito.

—"RICHIE WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN’T EAT HOTCAKES LIKE THAT".

—"Oh, sorry *still chewing*, forgot the syrup *grabs the syrup bottle and directly puts half of its content into his mouth*“.

—”…“ *dies*

—"Want some, Eds?”

—"…“ *dies again*

—”…“ *smile full of food and syrup*

—"Beep beep, Richie”.

—Since the hospital where Eddie works is on the way to the radio station, Richie always gives him a ride.

—They cruise the town in his shining classic car with 80s music blasting on the stereo or Richie’s voice changing the lyrics of famous TV shows themes.

—Tozbraks, meet the Tozbraks, they’re the modern gay age family. From the town of Derry, Maine, they’re a page right out of gaystory🎶

—"You can’t put the word ‘gay’ in every song and pretend it fits us, Rich".

—"Oh, I can’t, Eds? I can’t? Are you sure? I can’t?“

—"Uh huh”.

—"You’re right. I should put the word 'cute’ if I want it to fit you".

—"Fuck you" *blushes while internally screams*

—When they arrive to the hospital, it’s time to say goodbye. Of course Richie doesn’t need to get out of the car for that, but he does it anyway. And they just hug and kiss at the hospital’s sidewalk, and they don’t care about what anyone could think.

—"See you at dinner, Eds", Richie says as he gets back to the car. “Love ya”.

—"Love you, too, Rich" *InTeRnAlLy ScReAmInG*

—He loves this man so much.

—And he has so many explanations to give to his boss.

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The character portion of the application can be found under the cut. First of all, aaAAAAaaaAAA. I love the way you’ve written this application, it’s so fitting and gorgeous?! I was drawn in. This drew me in. She drew me in. I am done for. Holy heckie, each section was unique and the personality section with the impressions made me want to scream. I can see her character clearly! I can also see that Dahlthir is in trouble but I wouldn’t have it any other way!! Jeez, I can’t even think of what I hope for her because I feel like her hunger will never end?? I hope....Oh jeez, oh boi, man I hope she gets a crown bc just like her mun she’s a queen? !!

Other Characters

blair @ bloomhearth

Faceclaim(s) & Series

 Yumeko Jyabami from Kakegurui

Character Name

 Ane Uyeno though to speak her name is bad omen thus she’s been rendered to the title of Hamestu no Miko ( Priestess of Ruination ).  Hamestu works just fine.

Housing

 Personal , wanderer // works as the resident gravekeeper 

Age

unaging yet looks to be in her late teens, early 20’s. Exact age is undetermined, though she claims to be older than many peoples’ generations.

Appearance

as fate would have it, her appearance is the same as it was all those years ago when she was sacrificed in the name of a god that she did not know. Her hair no longer grows, it also no longer dies. Her nails no longer grow, they are as they were that day she was offered.  Her overall appearance is fair normal, long jet black hair that reaches down to her waist, a fitting body figure for her type - slenderly built limbs ( though by no means are they weak ), painted nails though its only a base coat. Her distinguishing feature is her eyes, oh her eyes. They see more than the human eye, they’re not normal eyes by any means. They shine vividly with an otherworldly tinge as if they’re the eyes of a predator far above this mortal plane. She has brands, so many brands but you won’t see them ‘pon her porcelain skin. They have found home within her body, within the muscle underneath the layers of skin. Cut her open and you’ll see them, those damning markings that were placed upon her.  Her walk and gestures are peppy, fluid. They’re too fluid, even. It makes you wonder how she can move in such a manner after all she has been through, after all the torture she has felt upon her body and mind. She smiles, she smiles a lot. Almost constantly so, it’s unsettling. The curve of her lips don’t seem friendly but it mimics that of sincerity. She has learned how to play the part of her prey, to blend in without issue. She is the wolf in the skin of the sheep as her clothes.

Are they a part of the Adventurer’s Guild?

she is not.

Warnings: ritualistic sacrifice / human sacrifice / ritual murder, death, demonic possession, mind breaking, branding, torture, discrimination, minimal cannibalism, cults

Personality

Impression #1:  She is odd. Doesn’t seem in the right mind. Impression #2: Discards personal space. Very hands on. It’s creepy. Impression #3: Always smiling. Is she always happy? It is unsettling. Impression #4: Her eyes, they unnerve me greatly. They feel as if they gaze at me with hunger. Like I am a mouse before a hungry, no – starving serpent. I am afraid. Impression #5: She’s not normal. She’s not human. She’s not of this world. Impression #6: Help me.  a woman who cannot be described in normal terms. all that comes to mind is she is weird. she is abnormal. she unnerves me.  i regret meeting her, despite her allure. she is a true predator among this earth. all should avoid with caution. she charms you in by acting normal. by acting like the prey. by seeming like she is one of us. it’s a lie, all a lie. it’s a ruse, a mechanism for hunting. she knows we’ll fall for it. why don’t we learn? whatever made her did a damn good job at replicating a demon that imitates god. she sweet talks you, this is what drags you in. i fell for this, what a fool i am. do not fall for it, i beg of you. she’ll only pull you further and further into hell. do not follow her, do not respond to her cooing. ignore her, ignore this beast! yet, to ignore her only provides a more worthwhile hunt for her. we can never win. if we ignore her, she stalks us like the predator she is, watching us, observing us. she’s such a good pretender. so very good. how many has she fooled before me? how much blood is on her hands? why does she hunt us? why…does she exist? please, avoid this alluring woman. she will only bring to misfortune. only bring you misery. only bring you hell.

Background

hear us, o god among us.  we offer thee a befitting body, that of purity. that of virginity. take this gracious offering and become apart of this mortal plane and lead us forward. we seek thy guidance, so please, hear us. our lord will come upon us and we will begin a new age, a new era upon man. the era of the end will begin and we will move forward, we will move beyond this limitating mortality. we will be free, we will be born anew. —  i remember their chants, i remember the pain. the agonizing pain. my body was cut up, my skin peeled to be carved into. oh god, why won’t you let me die already? let me die. let this pain end. — —   the pain won’t end, all i remember is red. red pain. my eyesight is only red. all i could smell was red. taste red. feel red. someone, help me.  — and now, we will fully offer thee this body. please, take our gracious offering! —  metal. metal has suddenly entered my body. will it finally end? my eyes…they’re going blank..is it finally over? this agonizing hell?  — something is wrong. why has the body become fully occupied? what have we done wro— —   I did not die. I am no longer who I once was. But I am hungry. So very hungry. — (   she ate. she ate them all. no one survived her revival. she still hungers. she’s so very hungry. ) —  I am hungry. I am starving.  — ( in a body that is no longer hers. ) —  my injuries. they have healed. yet i am still so hungry. — ( she cannot feel pain again. ) —  I must eat. My body aches with this hunger. — ( she aches and yearns for the feeling of being full. ) — I must devour. — ( and devour she will. ) forgive us, lord. we have failed to supply you a body. we have failed to bring forth the end. (  the end has begun regardless. ) ( everything will be devoured. )

Level

2 ( for now )

General Powers/Abilities/Unusual Traits Description

nigh immortality  →  no longer ages and will no longer die by a means of old age or disease though she can be killed. predator’s adaptation  →  she has the ability to blend in to normal society and conceal her inhumanity to those of normal standing. beings of the supernatural / higher standing creatures will be able to detect she is not human. presence intimidation  →  can cause fear / unease in other creatures just by her being there. typically scares off animals but causes minor unease in people.

Specific Powers/Abilities/Traits of Note

blood magic →  can use blood to cast magic / preform rituals. usually her own blood though due to the circumstance of her sacrifice, only untainted pure blood can be used outside of her own. becomes more ‘mad’ the more she uses it, rots her mind and reason further. blood transcendency → ability to transcend using the blood of others for empowerment.  she can only transcend if given the blood freely and she can only ingest blood as a source of food as a permanent side effect.

Extra

she intakes blood from various sources to feed her insatiable blood lust that comes from both her sacrifice and blood magic. she runs a graveyard called mugen jigoku which corresponds with Avici which is the lowest of Hells in Buddhism that torments souls for eons that it feels as if they’re there for eternity.  her services are free for burying the dead but her methods behind the graveyard gates are uncertain.