#i miss you twitter

[deathcap420]

Twitter is down on desktop, my large breasted wife attempted to comfort me by reading me all the tweets I printed out and pasted over our wedding album pictures but it's just not the same...her breasts are so fucking big...

[triona-tribblescore]

I WANNA DRAAWW!! RAHHHGG!! Absolutely swamped with college work, im so tired TT (hence whatever tf this is lmao)

[frenchvanillawhale]

since i have moved my diary social media to tumblr from twitter, here are some of my tweets that tell you who i am from the past year

7/6/23: “why did danny drew and kurtis have to drop a collab as soon as i purchased dropout to watch the rest of tuc s2 😭”

7/5/23: “watching old college humor sketches and seeing patrick the smosh writer and brennan lee mulligan in the same sketch is equal parts exciting and unsettling”

6/22/23: “can the next big smosh announcement be that they are bringing back summer games even if they simply do it in their studio”

6/11/23: “is angela from smosh gay and/or available? hit me up pretty princess 😎🤩🏳️‍🌈🫡”

6/4/23: if you identify with cynthia from rise of the pink ladies PLEASE HIT ME UP

6/3/23: “it is gay month. i am gay. i love ally beardsley.”

5/30/23: “i blame smosh’s legacy: betrayal series for my newfound obsession with d&d”

5/27/23: “pov i begin to cry after seeing courtney miller’s instagram post and realizing how sexy she is”

5/24/23: “every character in fantasy high is so me”

5/23/23: “new parasocial relationship just dropped. and it’s an embarrassing one”

5/10/23: “9/10 times when i need a youtube video smosh is there with a new one for me and THAT is why i love them”

5/5/23: “does everyone think their dad could go viral for being a silly internet dad or is it just me?”

4/3/23: “arasha 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”

4/2/23: “[insert]-coded is my new favorite internet lingo”

4/1/23: “just saw the new dungeons and dragons movie, and as a person who has no ties to it at all, it was pretty good i had an enjoyable time watching it”

3/25/23: “i want everyone to know that i do understand that every single celebrity and influencer i adore is like just some guy but i do indeed still love them <3 unless they do something weird and cringe </3”

3/24/23: “anyways i miss fandoms even though they were really toxic :/ missing that sense of community”

3/24/23: “if i’m gonna be destructive might as well make it productive”

3/18/23: “my obsessive personality and pent up emotions are gonna make me do something real destructive soon i just know it”

2/23/23: “is it even being toxic if it’s been a year and the only one who’s still thinking about it is me”

2/16/23: “gonna need some good old d+p content later to lift me out of my funk”

1/9/23: “jarvis on smosh 🤩🥰🫡👍🥹😁🥵🤝”

[favoure]

"do the opposite of what people tell you to do"

[grimfantas]

10 years in the future for Nanako-chan

[he4db4ng3r]

i need more content of them beign stupid

[shadowblade8192]

[cerealbishh]

"Good job, Aerith!" "It was nothing compared to you!" // "I'm so glad you're all okay!" "Right back atcha."

[astearisms]

may you find peace 🌾

[nephilimbrute]

sailor/siren pearlina... with more pearlina AUs to come...

[tatsutism]

HOW TO TUMBLR ?

[dadailybocch]

Is this joke still a thing or am I late to the party like I usually am? 😅

[mythicmarbles]

Darling can I be your favorite

[skyplayssplatoon3]

All QR Codes So Far! (Nov 2023)

[Source: @gamepedia_spla on Twitter]

[vellichorom]

that guy, you know the one. chunky cheesus

[sotanghonn]