#i might do pinky pie next

[mochaaaaaaaa]

Some random Applejack redesign that I made because I was bored

•The rainbow bandana thingy that's tied around Applejack's leg is something that Rainbow Dash gave her.

•And the blue sparkly necklace that around Applejack's neck is something that Rarity gave her.

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[ennabear]

Hiya ennnabear!! Back with another req (　ﾟ 3ﾟ)

can i ask for sum sevika x hyperfemme!reader? Could either be a fic or a list of headcannons, nsfw or sfw, i really dont mind !! >3< the prompts up to your interpertation!! Whatever u feel comftorable with!! ＼(^o^)／

I can just imagine Sevika, with her pastel pink, poofy-dressed eyecandy, sitting on her lap as she plays cards .. the people shes playing with all sorta eyeing reader because like what the fuck?? And reader is just like 'oh sevikas just so adorable shsjkassjksksk cutie patootie i wuv her!!!!!' while Sevika is off in the distance beating someone half to death because he touched her shoulder .. on accident ( ﾟーﾟ)

also, i beg of you to use inspo from that one scene in deadpool where he meets yukio. I kid you not thats where i got this requests inspo from.

"What in the fuck knuckles is this?"

(Sevika, with a literal living doll in her lap) "Shes my girlfriend you intolerant shit."

"Woah! Pump the hate breaks, fox-and-friends! Im just suprised anyone would date you! Especially pinkie pie from my little pony."

aaaaa i love this woman sososo much ( ´∀`) my 6' criminalistic murderer drug (shimmer) addict babygirl (〃_ _)

thanks in advance if u decide to write this !! sorry for the agonizingly long yap sesh (^_^;)

--🃏🌀⭐️

(and now to crawl back into my pit of lesbian shame .. (ФωФ))

HIII ANON sorry this took me so long to answer but i’m occupied with writing 2 sevika oneshots so i hope i can earn your forgiveness once they’re out 🫶 also i yapped a lil about hyperfemme!sevika here so ignore the fact that i can’t follow a request to save my life!!! 18+

ok so the way i envision sevika’s girlfriend would be a little bit… drag-ey?? i don’t really know how to explain it so allow me to elaborate…

1. we already know that femme lesbians are feminine in a way that’s different from feminine straight women (more cutesy, stylish, female gaze, etc.) but also…

2. with the way people dress in zaun (when they’re not murdering each other) and the general way they’re animated is very costumey. lots of face paint, masks, sophisticated outfits.

so i think in the arcane universe you’d probably dress something like this. painting your skin weird colors, covering yourself head to toe in body glitter, wearing expensive wigs, corsets, and heels that look impossible to move in, and stuff like that.

that means sevika would try to make sure you’re comfortable 24/7!!! especially if you’re wearing something potentially dangerous like heels that are two feet tall, she wouldn’t let you walk the whole night, instead picking you up and hauling you around.

as if the money silco pays her isn’t enough, she makes tons of money from the guys she gambles with. she spends every last PENNY on you. it’s not like she needs to spend it on herself though, her arm and her scowl are a pretty deadly weapon, and she doesn’t go all out with clothes like you do.

also i think she’d completely fold if you ever wore a low cut top or even no top when you go out with her (and she doesn’t believe in bras… so…) especially if you have piercings in/around your tits, she’d be fondling them and groping them all night!!!

she 10000000% has a thing for public sex!!!! while she’s playing cards, she’ll slide your skirt up (if it’s even long enough…), and have you ride her strap. the dumbfucks she’s playing with would gawk and stare at what’s obviously going on in her lap, but she’s about to rob them of their money, so they really shouldn’t be focusing on it.

oooh and once you finally cum, she’d be like “good girl, now give me another. okay?” and her fingers would start vibrating as you slump down next to her… of course you might get weird looks, but if anyone tries to say or do anything about it she could literally just kill them. (or maybe she’s feeling nice and will break a few of their ribs instead, who knows…)

she’d be constantly covered in some kind of your makeup. especially if you wear a crazy color lipstick like bright blue or something, her lips and cheeks and nose would be that color the whole night. and if you wear body glitter, it would look sooooo pretty on her skin. she’d be glaring at people all night like 😡😡😡😡 but her face and hands would look like ✨✨🌈🦄🩷✨✨

adding onto that, she’d look sooo pretty if she let you experiment (which is a pretty big IF), but imagine her with her hair curled, wearing pretty purple glitter on her cheeks and arms, in some sort of heeled boots that make her even taller than she needs to be, and in a dress?? in a short dress??? sevika in a short dress???? i’ll (s)cream right now…

if someone manages to corner you and talk to you about sevika, the conversation would be hilarious and very unproductive. they’d be like “why her? doesn’t she scare you?” and you’d be like “sevika? my little baby bear?? my knight in shining armor who screams at the sight of bugs??? no… she doesn’t scare me…”

meeting silco and the rest of the last drop crew would be… quite the experience. they’re all staring with wide eyes, practically shaking because of how scary she looks, and then there’s you with your hands entwined with hers, some of your bright pink face paint smudging onto her cheeks and neck as you nuzzle into her. silco’d find her alone for one moment and ask “who the hell is that?” and she’d reply with “my girlfriend. 😾 don’t mess with her.” and he’d be like “your girlfriend? your girlfriend is a barbie doll?? o…kay… congrats to both of you…”

[hwanchaesong]

Chatoyant (Soulmate) Preview

pairing: Jay X F!Reader

synopsis: You've never believed in the braided vermillion strings that are supposedly tied in your pinky, where the other end is where you'll find your beloved. Not until you're standing in the middle of a story ridden room.

word count: tba

genre & warnings: angst, smut, fluff, warnings tba

a/n: this is a teaser for the upcoming Enhypen: Tropes & Parallels series that i've been working on. i hope y'all look forward to it. please don't hesitate to tell me if you wanted to be added to the taglist. tysm 🩷

You listened to Jay, your class representative, in boredom as he lists the do's and don'ts for your next destination. Apparently, it's some kind of history museum where millions of stories are etched on the items that are displayed there.

Certainly picked your interest, but not enough to make you excited.

"I want to go to the amusement park instead." your friend Sunghoon, who was sitting next to you muttered, to which you agreed to an extent, but hey, this is your country's archive, might as well enjoy it while you can.

You groaned and stretched your back when you got off the bus, a chuckle caught your attention so you turned with a frown, catching Jay red-handed on his attempt to cover up his amusement.

"You think this is funny? My back aching is worth the lols?" you asked in disbelief, making small talk with the man.

"You acting like an old woman is funny." he corrects, patting your shoulder in a casual manner, "Come on, let's get inside. It's too hot here."

He trudged towards the museum, leaving you there with your thoughts for a moment.

The touch felt like a zing, it's always been like that. Conversing with him was easy as a pie, skinship was rare but when it did happen, it's pure electricity. Although, you may put this in the 'I admire you type of crush' instead of overthinking things.

You shrugged, entering the building and occupying yourself with the exhibit.

It was nice, finding some statues or swords cool. Jake triggers your ijbolitis when he starts lecturing you and Sunghoon about the legend of whatever sculpture it was that caught his attention. (you have to admit, he's an adorable nerd)

Sunghoon begged you to stay, but you blew him a kiss and left him with the aussie, opting to enter a room that you haven't explored yet.

When you step foot inside though, a gush of air suddenly hits you. Which was weird, to say the least, since there are no open windows around, surely the place is airconditioned.

You sighed, brushing it off and sauntering towards the small bulletin, there you learned that the room is full of trinkets between two lovers, torned apart by the war.

A story of an empress and her general.

Then, time seemed to stop when you finally set your eyes on the largest painting hanging by the wall.

You felt a pang in your heart, especially when you saw the letters that they had exchanged. The clothes, jewelry, all of their personal belongings felt so... intimate.

It was uncanny and you dumbly stood there, thinking and staring at the art because it looks exactly like-

"It's like I'm looking right into a mirror."

A familiar voice suddenly spoke from behind and you gasped, losing your balance when you accidentally twisted your ankle in surprise, but fear not, your knight in shining armor dramatically caught you.

"Woah there," Jay peered at you with concern, "Are you okay?"

Will it be a bad decision on your part if you say that this is more than okay?

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[creatingblackcharacters]

Hi friend Amy question about TV show is My Little Pony. Have pony name Pinkie Pie have curly fluffy hair and see people say "that mean Pinkie meant be Black" but in show ponies say Pinkie hair messy crazy bad hair and that not nice to say about Black lady have afro.

CreatingBlackCharacters think that it can be mean to call Pinkie Pie Black human lady? Amy like to see drawing of Pinkie Pie as Black human lady and not sure if that can be a mean thing to do if Pinkie Pie have hair just messy.

Well! It certainly exposes some biases lmao.

So I don't think there's anything wrong with saying Pinkie Pie is Black. I like the art too. What it does mean, is that those comments that the other ponies- and now, the fans- make about her hair being messy now have some racist connotations to them. Especially if we're supposed to canonically understand that she's coded as Black.

So yeah, if they're saying her hair is messy, and their next thought is "yeah it's an afro", WELL.... Might be time for people to look within as to why that's a connection they're comfortable making.

I also looked up the horse because I don't watch this show and only ever see fan art, and her hair looks fine lol. It's like, a different texture, but it doesn't look any more or less unkempt than the rest of the ponies. What do they even mean lol

[friendship-is-unity]

MLP REDESIGNS: princess Friendship Embassador Twilight Sparkle

Twilight Sparkle, known by the nickname of the 'princess of friendship' (though she isn't ACTUALLY a princess in this au. She still does have a important role in Queen Celestia's court,however) is the most straightforward pony you'll ever meet.

Stern, stoic and controlled,she is mostly the voice of reason in the Mane 6,though she has her own silly moments from time to time. She used to be a bit more...peppy. though that was snuffed out after the.... incident. More on that at a later date.

More under cut!

Twilight,after being trained for years by Queen Celestia,was sent off to ponyville in order to connect with others and gain strong bonds in other lands,as well as researching life there. There she meets her friends and further explores the land outside the usual comfort and grandeur of Canterlot. She's accompanied with one of the members of Celestia's Royal Court,a Colt named Chandelure, In order to ensure her general safety during her stay. Though this pair up might do more harm than good...

Doodles n more!:

Anddd a little heads up- the name of this AU has been changed,and so will the logo (eventually). It is now my Little Military: Friendship is Unity! (The name will make sense soon I swear)

Well,that's all for now. Next up is the Party Pony herself, Pinkie pie!

[platinumrosetail]

hello, if your request is open?! Could you please do a headcannon for mlp genderbend x fem s/o please. Fem s/o is very sweet and understanding

Yes it’s open!! 😁 and ooh another mlp request, been a while since I had the last and first mlp request so this is nice! 😁 I’m not going to genderbend their pets as I don’t see the purpose to do it since it won’t change anything for the request, I might with spike but honestly depends on how I feel when I would get to elusive (rarity).

Warning: noob author, female reader, and others.

Characters: dusk shine (twilight sparkle), elusive (rarity), and butterscotch (fluttershy).

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Dusk shine:

Dusk shine is usually busy with researching many things from history, spells, and many other things, all to make sure to that he and his friends can save equastria from the many evil creatures that come up often.

Thankfully he has a lovely marefriend (is that the term mlp would use? I think it is) to help him out on his many research. That marefriend is you, a lovely (s/n) (species/name) that he met when he had first arrived in ponyville specifically after the battle with dark horse knight.

You also makes him take breaks and of course he appreciates that you care about him but he sometimes wants to stay up and do more research.

That usually backfires as you use a very special weapon against him to go rest and sleep; your baby doll eyes. Always effective when it comes to him. (lol pokemon reference)

Dusk shine and you always go on cute dates which are always being planned by bubble berry (pinkie pie); you two never asked for bubble berry to do it but you both couldn’t say no, dusk shine cause he can’t get a world in, and you because you thought it was so sweet that you went with it and so did dusk shine after he was convinced to let bubble berry do at least some of your dates.

Elusive:

You were the marefriend to elusive. You help him with his dresses; which he sometimes lets you keep the original if you show any interest in the design.

You help him take care of opal as well as sweetie bell who is his little sister. You knew him since you both were fillies and became a couple after some time into your adulthood (I believe that the main six are all adults).

Whenever he sees you taking care of sweetie bell when he’s busy with a new design or doing some chores he can’t help but fawn over the two of you as he would think you’re a great mother if the two of you decided to settle down and have a filly or two.

He brings you everywhere whenever he has a fashion show or goes to any event or ball he attends for his next design line.

Elusive loves to plan both of your dates and it’s always exquisite and breathtaking each and every one of them but he absolutely loves it when you plan dates as they’re usually simple but beautiful nonetheless.

Butterscotch:

Butterscotch and you both are sweet and understanding though usually you’re the one who is bold when someone takes advantage of that which butterscotch admires you for.

He does get bold when he wants to be which you love as you tend to worry for him since he’s so shy and quiet and many pony’s would try and take advantage of that so you’re happy that he’s at least trying to be bolder even if you’re alright being the one having to be bold all the time.

You and butterscotch always volunteer to take care any animals; which was how you two met, though with a little help with angel.

Angel helped butterscotch try and confess to you many times but it always was foiled and failed. One time did the attempt worked though butterscotch couldn’t say anything and only stuttered.

You understood what he was having trouble speaking about and confessed that you also liked butterscotch which lead to him freezing and then faint; you took him to his home and nursed him back to waking up. You always have picnic dates though sometimes you do something else that’s nature themed like animal bingo or watching animals.

(A/n: so sorry this came late 😔 life has been kicking me in the butt and made me busy as well as have a hard time (two of my pets died one month from each other😔) and I have been trying to pick myself back from it so thank you all for being so patient I greatly appreciate it 😁 anyway hope yall have a wonderful day/evening/night!)

[beanjang-draws]

Plague Ponies - Research

CONTENT WARNINGS: no gore

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Summary:

Twilight doesn’t want to admit it, but things in Equestria haven’t been in tip-top shape recently. It looks like even Princess Celestia has judged that the news cycle has been too grim as of late, as she’s instructed Twilight not to make a public statement about the number of ponies who fell ill after the Everfree attack.

With the help of her number one assistant, Twilight tries to figure out how exactly to quietly prep for an epidemic when they both remember: Granny Smith is super old! She must know what to do? Wait, Pinkie? What are you doing here?!

Twilight and Pinkie end up going to Sweet Apple Acres together, where Twilight is given a book that just might contain the answers she needs. Now to decide her next course of action…should she go back to the orchard and head home now, or should she indulge for just a second in Apple Bloom’s request to check on her project?

Transcript below:

Twilight Sparkle: Thank you for understanding, Doctor. I’ll send word immediately if anything changes.

Greymare: Of course, Princess. We appreciate your generosity. Everything should be ready within the week.

Twilight: Of course. If you’re in need of any more funds, tell the distributors to contact me.

Doctor Greymare bids his farewells to Princess Twilight and takes his leave. Twilight heads back inside the library, where Spike is looking on with concern.

Spike: Twilight…are you sure we shouldn’t tell everypony now? If everypony in Ponyville really is infected, shouldn’t they all know?

Twilight Sparkle: I don’t like delaying things either, Spike, but you read Princess Celestia’s letter out yourself. Our priority is to avoid panic until we know we can answer their inevitable questions.

Spike: I guess that makes sense…hearing about another disaster after the last string of disasters would make everypony totally freak out!

Twilight Sparkle: Spike!

Spike: What? Im agreeing with you! It’s a bad idea to tell everypony about an epidemic after a discord came back, got better, accidentally caused the princesses’ kidnappings, delayed the Summer Sun Celebration—

Twilight Sparkle: SPIKE

Spike lets up after Twilight’s outburst, looking amused as she takes a breath to collect herself.

Twilight Sparkle: Maybe things haven’t been the most…stable, lately, but the princesses have everything under control. Plus, I’ve been reading up on epidemiology and it’s normal for new pathogens to crop up every few decades. We just have to be prepared for them!

Spike: Oh, perfect! You’re the most prepared pony I know!

Twilight loses her composure entirely.

Twilight Sparkle: BUT I’M NOT PREPARED! I’M THE ONE WHO’S SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF PONYVILLE NOW, BUT I CAN’T EVEN KEEP IT SAFE. ALL I’VE DONE IS LEARN TO FLY AND MEMORIZE PRINCESS ETIQUETTE. THAT’S NOT GOING TO HELP ANYPONY!

Spike: Hey, you’ve been busy saving all of Equestria! You didn’t prepare for that either, but it went fine in the end because of your friends.

Twilight Sparkle: I guess so…

Spike: If these diseases pop up every now and then, Ponyville must have had some experience with this sort of thing before. You just finished talking to Doctor Greymare, right? Maybe he could help.

Twilight Sparkle: That’s just the thing, Spike. He said he hasn’t heard of anything like this before, at least not while he’s been running the hospital.

Spike: Is there anypony who might know what happened before him?

Twilight Sparkle: You would have to be ancient to remember anything further back than that. You’d have to be…

The cogs in Twilight’s head begun to turn, and she and Spike come to the same conclusion simultaneously.

Twilight Sparkle and Spike: Somepony old like Granny Smith!

Twilight Sparkle: Spike, you’re a genius!

Spike: Bah, this is just a run of the mill performance from your number one assistant.

Twilight Sparkle: We should head to Sweet Apple Acres right now—

Suddenly, Pinkie Pie bursts in out of nowhere.

Pinkie Pie: TWILIGHT!!!! SOMETHING BIG IS COMING!!!!!!! THE FATE OF PONYVILLE DEPENDS ON IT

Spike: Pinkie, could you bring down the volume a little? My ears have been sensitive lately…

Pinkie Pie: Oh, sorry, Spike! The fate of Ponyville depends on it!

Spike: Thanks

Twilight Sparkle: Is it your Pinkie sense? Can you feel something bad coming?

Pinkie Pie: Yes! It’s big! Huge! Even bigger and huger than the time you believed in my Pinkie sense!

Spike: Wow, that IS big.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if it’s so serious, we should tell everypony to stay indoors for the time being.

Pinkie Pie: Waaay ahead of you, Twilight! I already warned everypony not to take any unnecessary journeys on the way here.

Twilight Sparkle: Thank you Pinkie, you’ve saved us a lot of time. Now we can—

Pinkie Pie: —consult Granny Smith for her firsthoof account on Ponyville’s history of health and safety protocols?

Twilight Sparkle: …I won’t even ask. Yes, Pinkie, we’re doing just that.

Pinkie Pie: That’s a great idea, Twilight! Lead the way :3

Twilight Sparkle: Alright, let’s get to Sweet Apple Acres.

Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle begin to clear out to head to the farm. Twilight notices Spike hasn’t made moves to join them, so she sticks her head back inside to check on him.

Twilight Sparkle: Spike, aren’t you coming?

Spike: You know, Twilight, if staying indoors is so important, I think I’d better stay here and…make sure Owlowicious doesn’t go wandering around while you’re gone.

Twilight Sparkle: Alright, number one assistant! I’m leaving the library under your watch. We shouldn’t be gone too long.

It looks like most Ponyville Residents have caught wind of Pinkie’s warnings! Twilight and Pinkie only see a few ponies out and about on their way to Sweet Apple Acres. this far out, the news hasn’t yet reached the Apples, who are occupied with a busy apple bucking season.

Applejack: Howdy y’all! What brings you down to the farm?

Pinkie Pie: My Pinkie sense has been going off all morning! Im not sure what this one means!

Twilight Sparkle: But I think I could figure it out. AJ, could I talk to Granny Smith?

Applejack: Sure thing! She shouldn’t have hunkered down for her afternoon nap just yet.

Twilight Sparkle: Alright, girls, I’ll be right back.

Pinkie Pie: I’ll stay with Applejack and lend a hoof with the apples!

Applejack: You know what, that’d be mighty helpful of you, Pinkie! Big Mac’s been sick, so I’ve been buckin’ these trees all on my own!

Twilight goes off to see Granny Smith on her own.

Twilight Sparkle: Hello, Granny Smith! Sorry to barge in on you like this..

Granny Smith: Not at all, dearie. In fact, you ought to visit more often! I hear so much about you from Apple Bloom, you really should stay for supper one of these days and tell us about your lessons yourself!

Twilight Sparkle: Thank you, Granny. I’ll make sure to visit more often. Unfortunately, I didn’t come by just to say hi today. I actually did have a few questions for you.

Granny Smith: Of course! Ask away, dear, I’m all ears.

Twilight Sparkle: Have there ever been any emergency health and safety protocols in Ponyville?

Granny Smith: Emergency what now?

Twilight Sparkle: Have there been any outbreaks of sickness in Ponyville in the past? Did the town have a way of dealing with them?

Granny Smith: Oh! You just mean the plague ponies. Hold on dear, I know I’ve got a book back here somewhere…it’s been sitting collecting dust! A sign of better times, I reckon…now if only I could find it…

Granny Smith begins rummaging around the house looking for the aforementioned book.

Twilight Sparkle: I think this might be just the thing I need! I haven’t heard of plague ponies before. None of my books mention them at all.

Granny Smith: Oh, your fancy city books wouldn’t have anything on this.

Granny Smith returns with a beat up looking book on hoof.

Granny Smith: I knew I still had one laying around!

Twilight Sparkle: Thank you, Granny. Um, what it is?

Granny Smith: It’s a home remedy book! Back when the town was first settling, we had all sorts of sicknesses popping up. Prob’ly from all the different ponies coming together. Without much of a way to reach Canterlot yet, we couldn’t get aid from the big city for any fancy doctor magic.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh…I had no idea that happened.

Granny Smith: Heh-heh…I’m not surprised they didn’t teach you this in your Canterlot history classes…What city pony aid we lacked, we made up for in home remedies. We each of us came together and pooled our knowledge in books like these. Here, you take this. This one’s got some of my own notes in it. Maybe you could add your own!

Twilight Sparkle: I couldn’t possibly take this from you! It’s a part of your history…

Granny Smith: It’s yours, too. And it’s doing nopony any good collecting dust with me. Just promise me to read every bit of it.

Twilight Sparkle: …Thank you, Granny. I will.

Granny Smith: Alright, now I’m off to hit the hay. Apple Bloom, you should show Twilight your plant project in the barn!

Granny Smith turns to go and take her afternoon nap. Apple Bloom appears, eager to get her turn talking to Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: Ooh, have you figured out how to get your subjects to multiply?

Apple Bloom: I sure did!! I made the adjustments you told me to and added a little something of my own! You’ve gotta come and see it!!

POLL: Should Twilight go see Apple Bloom’s Project?

RESULT: Yes

End transcript

[pukanavis]

Nanaki Nanamegi SSR Card Story "Serving Diligence With Style" Track 1

Location: Cruise ship ・Party Hall

Nanaki: Allow me to guide you to your seat, ma’am.

Lady: Please, lead the way.

Nanaki: Might I recommend this alcoholic beverage to accompany your meal today? Its fruity flavour makes it go down smoothly, so do let me know if that interests you.

Gentleman: My, my, aren’t you well put-together for your age?

Netaro: EMERGENCY! We’re outta leaves!

Nanaki: …Sounds like the salad bar needs tending to. Yowa-san, I’ll be right there!

Muneuji: Nanamegi, I’m sorry to ask this of you, but would you mind clearing up some of the tables?

Nanaki: Sure thing. I’ll be just a sec.

Nanaki: Phew…

Ryui: Hey, kid. Don’t tell me you’re already worn out?

Nanaki: Of course not, Ryui-san. We're only just getting started.

Ryui: Good.

Nanaki: This has been an incredible turn out, hasn’t it? To think a revamped night cruise would see a crowd like this on its very first trip.

Ryui: They’re doing a little too well, if you ask me. Goddammit, if they had just set up the waiter robots in time, we wouldn’t need to be running around like a load of headless chickens all night…

Nanaki: At least we're managing to make it work. Customer service is just another part of the job.

Netaro: Esteemed guest, your dessert has arrived! I present to you a miso soup made with a broth composed of reconstructed tyrannosaurus bones! I call it ‘tyra-misoo’ for short. [1]

Ryui: …

I’m gonna tie him up and throw him in the boiler room.

Nanaki: Ahaha…

(I know I said we’re managing, but honestly…)

It’d be a real relief to have just one more person helping out—

Momiji: Nanaki-kuun!

Nanaki: !! Chief!

Momiji: Things were running smoothly up on the sun deck so I thought I’d come and pop my head into the party hall, but it looks like you guys are pretty swamped with guests in here. I’ll help lighten up some of the workload.

Nanaki: I really appreciate it. I was actually just thinking about how nice it’d be to have an extra pair of hands on board. This must be divine will… [2]

Momiji: Divine veal?

Nanaki: Uh—the veal schnitzels!! At the buffet!!! People are saying they’re divine!!!!

Momiji: Oh, that's great to hear!

Nanaki: L-Let’s move on…

To start off with, could you help me carry these meat pie platters around?

I know this is a buffet style dinner, but I thought some of the guests might prefer to have food while it’s still fresh out of the oven.

Momiji: Sure, I’ll give you a hand! That’s a really thoughtful idea.

Nanaki: Why don’t we start making the rounds from over there? I’ll just grab a few plates, and…

Momiji: Woah, you can carry three plates at a time? That’s impressive, Nanaki-kun!

Nanaki: No no, it's a piece of cake, really.

(There’s actually a trick to pulling this off…but if I bring that up, it’ll make me sound like I’m trying to show off my smarts…)

Momiji: The secret is to hold your thumb and pinky over the two plates in your hand, right?

Nanaki: Ah, I should’ve known you’d be clued into the trick. I'm sure you’d be able to get the hang of it right away if you gave it a go.

Momiji: You think so? I've seen you practicing it lately, so maybe I should try to follow your example…

Nanaki: …

Huh?

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Notes 1. 'Tyra-misoo' is supposed to sound like 'tiramisu'. 2. To clarify, Nanaki originally says that it must be fate (運命 unmei) which Chief mishears as plum (梅 ume) and Nanaki responds in a panic by saying “The plum juice has been popular!! On the drink menu!!!” to cover for himself. I am not good at localising miscommunication jokes, forgive me ORZ.

[mellos-blonde-hair]

Mello x reader who is shy, kind and loves animals a lot?? (Like Fluttershy from My Little Pony) I had this idea after I read a fanfic where Near meets Pinkie Pie--

@weiss-glyphs SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG BUT HERE

TAMING THE WILD…

…

You had always been drawn to the quiet corners of the world, where the rustling of leaves and the gentle chirping of birds were the only sounds to be heard. Your love for animals had earned you a reputation among your friends as someone who had a heart as gentle as a spring breeze. So when you met Mello, with his sharp edges and fiery temper, you couldn't have predicted the impact he would have on your life.

It started with a chance encounter at the local animal shelter where you volunteered. Mello had come in, scowling and impatient looking for a cat that had been rescued from a dangerous situation. You couldn't help but notice how out of place he seemed, his leather jacket and intimidating presence clashing with the serene environment of the shelter. “Can I help you?" you asked softly trying to ignore the flutter of nerves in your stomach.

Mello looked at you, his piercing blue eyes narrowing slightly. "I'm here for the cat. The one that was rescued last night."

You nodded, recognizing the description. "Oh, yes. He's in the back recovering. I'll take you to him."

As you led Mello through the shelter, you couldn't help but steal glances at him. There was something about him that intrigued you, a complexity that lay beneath his rough exterior. When you reached the kennel the cat immediately perked up, meowing softly at the sight of Mello.

“Hey, buddy," Mello murmured, kneeling down to the cat's level. The tenderness in his voice surprised you. "How are you holding up?"

You watched as Mello gently petted the cat, his seemingly leather covered hands moving with surprising care. It was a side of him you hadn't expected and it made your heart soften towards him.

Over the next few weeks Mello started visiting the shelter more often, usually under the pretense of checking on the cat. But you noticed how he began to linger, watching you as you tended to the animals. You found yourself looking forward to his visits, despite his gruff demeanor.

One afternoon, as you were feeding the rabbits, Mello approached you. "You really love these animals, don't you?"

You smiled shyly, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear. "Yes, I do. They need someone to care for them, to show them kindness."

Mello nodded, his gaze softening. "You're good at that. Showing kindness."

The compliment caught you off guard, and you felt your cheeks heat up. "Thank you, Mello."

He looked at you for a moment, as if weighing his next words. "You know, you're different from anyone I've ever met. You have this...quiet strength. It's...nice."

Your heart skipped a beat at his words. "You're not so bad yourself, Mello. Once you get past the tough exterior."

He chuckled, a rare smile tugging at his lips. "I guess we make an interesting pair, huh?"

You nodded, feeling a warmth spread through you. "Yeah, we do."

As time went on, your bond with Mello grew stronger. He started opening up to you, sharing parts of his life that he kept hidden from others and in turn you found yourself falling for him, drawn to the complexity and depth that lay beneath his tough exterior.

One evening, as you were closing up the shelter, Mello surprised you by showing up with a small kitten cradled in his arms. "Found this little guy outside. Thought you might want to take care of him."

You took the kitten from him, your heart swelling with affection. "Thank you, Mello. This means a lot."

He shrugged, but you could see the hint of a smile on his lips. "Anything for you."

As you looked into Mello's eyes, you realized that despite your differences you had found something special. He had tamed the wild parts of his heart, and in doing so, had found a place in yours.

[mr-sunshine-art]

Flutter pie. Mix of pinky and fluttershy. Not a love child.

I'm working on another doodle that should be posted up here when I get the energy to finish that doodle. Until then, I will just probably be posting Pony mixing instead, I think it's quite fun.

I might either do Diamond Dash or Diamond pie next, I'm unsure

[generalallxsanjishipper]

Some incorrect\extremely correct quotes for my EXTREMELY FAR AWAY IN THE FUTURE ADP FIC (and in part in TIALAMYDK LMAO)

***

Alice *after entering Douxie's mind for several minutes, on the floor*: Oh, wow. Your brain is a disaster

Douxie *also on the floor*: Yeah, I know

Alice : Ever thought about doing drugs?

——

Zoe: Casperan. 

Douxie: Ashildr.  

Zoe: Clumsy dumbass. 

Douxie: Angry Chiwawa. 

Claire: *confused* What are they doing? 

Archie: Insulting contest. 

Claire: Ah. 

Zoe: Old Man. 

Douxie: Dwarf. 

Zoe: Flat ass.

Douxie:  Useless Half Lesbian

Zoe: Knucklehead

Douxie: Mosquito

Zoe: Peter Pan

Douxie: *Suddenly grinning* Pinky pie. 

Zoe: EXCUSE ME?

Douxie: HA! *Claps hands with a smug face* I WON! 

Zoe: HOW DID YOU JUST CALL ME?! I'M GONNA FUCKING END YOU! 

Alice: Now, now… 

——

Douxie: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Douxie: *waves his fingers and sings like he is in a Disney Channel intro*

——

Simon: Why are you on fire?

Douxie: This is just how my day is going.

——

Douxie: Everybody shut up, please! I'm thinking.

Zoe, patting him on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

Douxie: Oh, for the bloody sake, Ashildr!

——

Jim: I’m here for the cult stuff.

Alice: How did you find us?

Jim: I saw your ad on craigslist.

——

Alice: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.

——

Archie, looking at Douxie, Alice, Simon and Zoe: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.

——

Simon, on the phone: Oh, hey man… Sorry for accusing you of murder last week.

——

Alice: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Zoe: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Alice: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Douxie, on a mic that he brought by himself: This is Douxie, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

Douxie:*drops the mic on the floor and leaves, muttering about being a third wheel*

——

Zoe: Mom liked to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

——

Jim: Who's in charge here?

Zoe, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest. So, me.

——

Barbara, seeing both Douxie and Alice on wheelchairs: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Alice: We have three, actually! :D

Douxie: Pick your favorite.

——

Alice: *venting endlessly to Simon about her week*

Simon, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

——

Alice: Yeah, well I've never died so how do I know that Gods or... God are real.

Nari:*appears*

Alice: WHAT THE FLIP

Athena:*appears too*

Alice:*looses her flipping mind*

——

Zoe, to Claire: Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.

Claire:

Claire: Yes, it's you, actually.

——

Alice, *talking about Zoe*: She's the girl of my dreams!

Douxie: You say to most of the girls that they are the girl of your dreams.

Alice: I have a lot of dreams.

——

Douxie: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

——

Simon: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you, it'd ruin the mystery.

——

Zoe, *talking about one of her first meeting with Douxie*: And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife several times.

Jim: You mean you stabbed him?

Zoe: He ran into my knife.

Douxie: She ran into my knife, too.

——

Zoe: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Jim: Okay?

Zoe: …

Zoe: …

Zoe: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so...

——

*Zoe and Alice are texting*

Zoe: Your ass is like…

Zoe: Spacious

Alice: WHAT

Zoe: Sorry, I didn’t want to say fat because it might trigger your ED

——

Bastard number 1:*sarcastically, while leaving* I hope you all make it to adulthood.

Jim: That’s... a great prayer.

Simon: A needed one.

Douxie: A needed one indeed.

——

Simon: I will send my army to attack!

Simon: *makes roaring noises*

Simon: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

Jim, next to his Vespa: WHOA

Jim: THEY WERE YOURS????

——

Zoe, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-

Douxie, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?

Alice, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.

Simon, appalled, but looking apathetic: Call the exorcist.

——

Zoe: Alice and I are no longer dating.

Alice: Zoe, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

——

Zoe: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

——

Alice: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Alice: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.

Toby: Socks are Feetie Heaties.

Jim: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.

Douxie: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.

Claire: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.

Zoe: I hate you guys so much.

——

Alice, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Simon, grabbing his mint gums without looking at her: Zoe's in the kitchen.

[bimtheory]

I've recently done something I never thought I would, I've gotten in anime. I think the innocent girl next door bimbo act is a style that works best for gaining power while not being perceived as a threat. I'm studying it more and learning how to adopt it in my daily life and interactions. I love your perspective and ideas so I wanted to ask your thoughts on this and on the innocent girl next door act.

I have to be honest, I'm not overly familiar with the "girl next door" archetype because, to me, the girl next door is everything a bimbo isn't. But that's really just a preference, bimbos aren't that cut and dry. Just yesterday I was considering making a post about the basic bimbo types because I tried watching Jersey Shore and it made me realize that when we talk about intelligence, well, lack of intelligence -- there are pretty consistent forms it comes in. People get REALLY hung up on the intelligence loss aspect of bimbofication and claim "bimbos don't need to be dumb" but its all about one's personal perception of what "dumb" is. Chances are whatever alternative they suggest in place of intelligence loss is something that can also be read as "dumb".

Excuse me for going off on a tangent here but I'm going to continue. I also almost made this point on the main blog several months ago using My Little Pony characters as examples but I kept debating the... ethics? of that. Anyway, I'm gonna do it now.

Let's begin with Twilight Sparkle (These will be very loose examples btw). You may think "how could a character who's whole thing is being an egghead bookworm represent a lack of intelligence?" Very easily actually. A character like Twilight's stupidity would come in the form of the Absent-Minded Professor archetype. Basically, picture a bimbo who's very competent or intelligent but also a total klutz. We can have a bimbo character who's technically smart but express a sense and perception of stupidity by making them clumsy, oblivious, and socially unaware.

Then you have Fluttershy, who would probably fall more into the innocent girl next door type as you've described. A Fluttershy type bimbo would be perceived as unintelligent through being docile, passive, meek, (I personally prefer these words to just "submissive") or gullible. But she could still technically be smart.

Rarity... kind of goes without saying. A "lack of intelligence" would be expressed through perceived superficiality, an interest in glamorous and feminine things. This is literally the plot of Legally Blonde. Rarity and Elle are girly and glamorous but also kind and intelligent. Of course you could also make this type of bimbo much more vapid and uncaring, even cruel, and get the more trophy wife-gold digger social media influencer type of bimbo. Again, there are A LOT of different bimbo types. Moving on.

Pinkie Pie. Pinkie would represent probably the most common and popular type of bimbo. Silly, giggly, bubbly, hedonistic. Of course, this doesn't mean the character would actually have to be "dumb" in a technical sense, and Pinkie definitely isn't.

Now... Rainbow Dash. With her and AJ being the tomboys of the group there's bound to be a bit of overlap but I'd argue the perception of stupidity tied to RD would be that of a meathead jock. You don't see bimbos like this often, if ever, but it'd be the type of bimbo that's very brash. While a Pinkie type bimbo would probably exhibit eager playfulness an RD-style bimbo might be more aggressive in her pursuits. Her "stupidity" would be expressed through recklessness, cockiness, and probably like crass vulgarity.

And finally, Applejack. While I mentioned there being overlap between her and an RD-style bimbo it may be more accurate to say an Applejack style bimbo would have more in common with the Fluttershy-style in that the Apple-bimbo would appear stupid via a lack of pretension. Sort of the "Farmer's Daughter" type, there's a traditional aspect to it. The Applejack style bimbo would be marked by simplicity above all, the most likely to settle down and be a housewife. There's also possibly the connotation of being and ignorance stemming from small-town seclusion, refusal to change, or a refusal to question things. Consider the episodes:

Applebuck Season

Look Before You Sleep

Bridle Gossip

Over a Barrel

Made in Manehattan

Applejack's Day Off

The Cart Before the Ponies

Honest Apple

Sincerest apologies for the very long detour, anon. Like I was saying, I'm not familiar enough with the "Girl Next Door" archetype to truly comment, maybe not familiar enough with anime either because it took me forever to come up with even one example -- Orihime Inoue from Bleach, and I can't think of anyone else. But it does seem like something to consider and definitely look more into, if you're comfortable sending another message I'd love to know specifically what anime you've been watching and what characters you had in mind. Also curious as to how you plan on employing these tactics IRL. It does strike me, now that I'm winding down, that by "gaining power" you may be referring to like Emmet Till shit, performing innocence and vulnerability to get men be very protective of you.

[lovable-chica]

SweetStar!

★This is My MLP Oc Ever

★You Might be Thinking “Snowy, Why Does The Mane Look Not like the picture next to her?!” Well I tried to do it like the picture but it’s hard doing curly hair on the opposite side of her!

★Before She Became a Princess like the 4 other ones, She use to be a pegasus that worked as a wonderbolt but at 12 yrs she left to go live in Ponyville, She first met Pinkie Pie when she arrived, Pinkie was Shocked to see A new face and instantly welcome her and asked her what does she like.

★SweetStar Also Meet Twilight who was already an Alicorn, and Meet the Rest of the Mane 6

★The Reason Why Sweetstar an Allicorn because When Celestia Saw that She was Being Friends with the Mane Six, She made her an alicorn so She can can be Twilight’s assistant

★Age is 15, and Birthday is May 10th

[gsstories]

Bird Triplets

So @missterious-figure made a new DCA AU called Wine and Feathers and I love it so I have birdfied three of my OCs! They are based off of barn owls but I gave them more unnatural colors than the usual white and cream colors irl barn owls got cause I don’t have to stick with them right? So, these are the Warrior Bird Triplets (Guerrero Triplets in the OG version lol-), their names being Abigail, Adira and Alanis.

First we have Abigail, who is the eldest yet the smallest one of the triplets, very charming and quite the flirt. A bit of a diva, think of Rarity from MLP, give her feathers and more pink and purple, and you have Abby! Most femme of the trio.

Next up we have Adira, the middle triplet and the one with most… issues. In their former residence, they were treated less than decently and so Adira gained a scar and trust issues due to so. With strangers she rather uninterested at best and extremely hostile at worst. If she cares about you though, she will be quite loving. Most futch of the trio.

And lastly we have Alanis, the youngest of the triplets yet the biggest! She is actually trans (MtF)! She is cheerful, bright and a bit of a dummy. A bit of a mix of Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie (it’s easy to compare my OCs with MLP ponies). She is a total herbo and the most butch of the trio.

And yeah, they can twist their heads a full on 270 degrees, it be normal but understandably terrifying for those who aren’t used to seeing humanoid owls do so lol. Gals be fluffy birds too so hugging them would be super nice :3

At first, I was thinking of making Adira and Alanis bartenders while Abigail be a performer with Sun, she loves the spotlight, but then I realized, I don't actually know what jobs the humanoid birds would have in the AU and I am unsure if being a bartender is an option for them. Once I know more, I'll try and choose a job for them but for now they kind of unemployed lol. But if anyone has any job ideas that you might think would suit them, I am more than happy to hear about them! Abigail still a performer tho, that's for sure!

[rosietrace]

〈 アイドル! 〉Track 00 — Ditto

〈 天才的なアイドル様!! 〉

「↺ 概要 ↻」— 「 ↺ Overview/Synopsis! ↻ 」

❐ With the idol scene on the rise, Night Raven Entertainment found it opportunistic to promote their new and improved idol group; (Co)-Connect! Though the group has a lot to go about, the members are still in need of dire improvement before they can truly shine alongside their peers.

Fortunately, NRE found the perfect mentor for the job; The ex-member of Poisoner — and long-time solo sensation — Shōri.

[ Apologies for any out of character moments ]

[ Reblogs > Likes ]

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“Elle! Get off your phone, it's almost time for shooting!”

Ellis flinched, her train of thought coming to a stop at the sound of Yuuta's voice. Turning to him, she saw the condescending look he gave her while leaning against the doorway of her trailer.

She narrowed her eyes. “Ever heard of knocking?”

“I tried that,” Yuuta snorted. “You, Pinkie Pie, were too busy scrolling through Twitter to hear.”

“It's X now,” Ellis corrected, but the grimace on her face was evident.

Walking up to her, Yuuta ruffled her hair — nearly destroying all the effort her hair stylists had put in.

“Wha- Yuuta-!”

“We can't waste any more time than we already are, Sweet Cheeks. C'mon, I'll treat you to that one pastry shop after.”

Ellis was certainly tempted by that offer. After assessing that Yuuta was telling the truth, she nodded slowly.

“Alright,” she gave him a pat on the shoulder. “Let's head to it, then.”

Yuuta snickered, guiding Ellis out of her trailer to meet up with the rest of the members.

Juvia was sitting on one of the larger props of the set, playing some sort of offline game. Miren was beside her, quietly watching her go from one level to the next.

Carol and Chizuko were having idle chitchat about whatever new ‘literary marvel’ had caught their interest.

Juvia was the one to first notice Yuuta and Ellis approaching, throwing her phone into Miren's arms to run up to them.

“There you are!” Like the rest of the members, Juvia was all dolled up for the music video. As was everyone else, bedecked in white — with Yuuta being the only one in black, as he was meant to be the center focus on their latest music video.

Chizuko looked their way, humming. “Ah,” was all she uttered, sending a nod of acknowledgment their way right before turning her attention back to Carol.

“Sorry I took so long,” Ellis laughed awkwardly, scratching the back of her head…. Or neck. Who knows. “I got distracted.”

“No worries,” Juvia assured, chuckling softly. “We're about to start, might as well get ready, no?”

Yuuta had an arm around both of their shoulders, a lazy smile on his face with a drawl, “Naturally. Ladies first.”

•↻°─────────°↺•

After several takes, hours of hair and makeup sessions, and an editing process that took longer than Chizuko writing the song lyrics — (Co)-Connect’s latest single, “Ditto”, had been released.

It wasn't an automatic success, but there was certainly a lot of praise left for the members’ efforts, as well as the editing style of the music video; which diverted away from the usual editing structures of Night Raven Entertainment’s idol groups.

Carol went to Ellis, who was a bit occupied. Phone in hand, hair a little messy from celebrating the music video release, and — as Yuuta promised — a slice of cake from the pastry shop Ellis liked.

“You okay?” Carol asked, a worried tone in her voice as she took a seat beside her pink-wearing groupmate.

Ellis nodded a tight-lipped smile on her face. “Yeah,” her voice didn't do much to assure Carol. “Yeah… Yeah, I'm fine. Yup.”

Carol narrowed her eyes, looking over the contents of Ellis' phone.

“.... Ah.”

Hate comments.

“Of course, they used the fanservice to promote the MV 💀💀”

“Is it just me or is the line distribution just all over the place?? It's like they're focusing on one member over the other.”

“Not Verde and Yuuta taking up half of the music video 😭 give more attention to the more interesting members”

“NOT VELVET BEING SO PICK ME CODED😭😭😭”

“Juvia's not a good dancer and hasn't improved since debuting 🥰 Stay mad”

“Thank God Miren got almost no lines.”

“It's the way Ellis is a walking eyesore for me 😍”

Carol shook her head at the comments. Soon enough, Ellis had Carol's hand on her shoulder.

“Don't let it get to your head,” Carol told her, “They're just comments trying to be negative. Besides, they're just being nonsensical.”

“I appreciate the support,” Ellis removed Carol's hand from her shoulder, her smile awkward and painfully crooked. “But… I'm fine, Carol. Promise.”

You aren't, she could practically hear Carol think. But ‘Verde’ saw no need to push her further, nodding her head and changing the topic.

Ellis knew idol life wouldn't be success after success….

…. But she just wished things would be a little easier.

•↻°─────────°↺•

“Stop.”

Noriko turned off the TV, standing behind the couch where she sat from. Beside her was her secretary, who was more than ready to document everything her boss said if she so asked them.

“Well?” They asked her. “What do you think of… (Co)-Connect so far?”

Victoria let out a breath, tilting her head a bit. “They could use some work,” she turned her head, facing Noriko. “But they have potential.”

She looked at her secretary. “This is their fourth single after their debut album?”

They nodded. “I’m under the belief that NRE’s CEO doesn't particularly care for Ramshackle's latest group,” they commented, eyes locking with Victoria. “But to answer your question: Yes. They debuted with their album ‘Linked Bonds’. After that, the group had released several successful singles, but didn't reach the charts.”

Noriko hummed. “The Idol industry would consider that a ‘flop’,” they mumbled, putting the word flop in quotations’.

Victoria nodded her head in understanding. “I see…”

Noriko leaned over the couch, their hand reaching to Victoria's chin to turn her head to them. (This action sent her secretary — H.T — through an internal frenzy)

“Are you going to accept Crowley's request?”

Victoria smiled softly, an assuring look in her eyes — leaning her forehead against Noriko's.

“We'll see.”

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〈 Taglist 〉

(Co)-Connect

@starry-night-rose • @jasdiary • @authoruio • @nem0-nee • @fumikomiyasaki • @sakuramidnight15

Others

@geminiiviolets • @terrovaniadorm • @absolutelyobsessedkiya/@twistedsongstressofstarz • @twsted-princess

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[eioncock]

humble end

Act 1: The Thanksgiving Curse

On Thanksgiving Day, in the heart of the land, The heroes of Earth gathered, the world at hand. But something was wrong—something was off, A curse on the men that would make them scoff.

Spidey and Iron Man, both tied in a bind, Captured by Thanos, with a wicked mind. He stole all the stones, with a snap of his hand, And cursed all the men across the land.

"The clothes you wear, they shall turn to dust, And with it, your dignity fades to rust." The men, once clothed, now stood in despair, As their shirts and their pants vanished in air.

Act 2: The Hypochondriac Heroes

Ben 10, feeling a tickle in his throat, Started to worry; he'd soon need a coat. But White Diamond, with a gleam in her eye, Used mind control to make him comply.

She stripped him bare, and he didn’t resist, “Is this normal?” Ben asked, clenching his fist. Meanwhile, Gabe from Good Luck Charlie was next, Swept up in a trance, all perplexed.

“Should I be cold? Or am I alright?” Gabe muttered in panic, his stomach a fright. So naked they stood, in a goofy array, As the curse began spreading through the day.

Act 3: The Princess Parade

The Disney princesses, with poise and grace, Entered the scene with a determined face. Snow White and Cinderella, so regal and neat, Looked at the chaos and took to the street.

"Enough of this nonsense, we’ll set things right!" Rapunzel declared, holding her braid tight. But their plan was thwarted by Thanos' might, And they too were stripped, to their great fright.

“Why does this happen, and what should we do?” Ariel asked, as she gasped at her view. "We're out of luck, trapped in this fight!" And so, the battle raged on through the night.

Act 4: The Twilight Twist

Then, from the shadows, came vampires so grim, Edward and Bella, their faces so dim. They teamed with Thanos, to everyone's surprise, To take down the heroes, and claim the prize.

“Let the men be naked, for eternity's span, And let the women vanish, with a snap of my hand.” The curse spread like wildfire, it was all too real, As men turned to dust, unable to feel.

Act 5: The MLP Intervention

But the ponies arrived, with magic so bright, Twilight Sparkle, leading the fight. “Thanos, you’re wrong! This isn’t the way! We’ll stop you and save the world today!”

Pinkie Pie bounced, full of glee, “Let’s turn this all around, just wait and see!” But Thanos was strong, with his evil plan, The ponies struggled, they couldn’t withstand.

Act 6: The Minions and Buffy’s Blast

Buffy the Slayer and the Minions appeared, With a snap of their fingers, they made it all clear. “Let’s end this curse, let’s dust all the men, And maybe, just maybe, they’ll never dress again!”

They snapped their fingers, the men turned to ash, Leaving nothing but dust in a flash. The women disappeared, like vapor in air, And suddenly, the world felt so bare.

Act 7: The Heroes' Last Stand

In the final act, the heroes came fast, The Avengers, the X-Men, together at last. With fists raised high, they gave it their all, To fight against Thanos and break the fall.

But Thanos laughed, with his stones in hand, No one could beat him, he’d taken command. "Your fight is over, it’s done and through, You’ll never wear clothes, no matter what you do!"

Act 8: Syd & Olivia’s Tale

Syd and Olivia, with stories so grand, Told tales of the heroes who made their last stand. "Remember the day when all was lost, And the world was stripped of its clothing, at cost."

They spoke of the chaos, of the curse so deep, Of how the men wandered, not a stitch to keep. But despite it all, they made it through, To gather for Thanksgiving dinner, too.

Act 9: The Thanksgiving Feast

And though all the men stood bare as could be, They gathered ‘round the table, just as you'd see. Turkey and stuffing, the feast was divine, Though some couldn’t sit, feeling quite fine.

"We’ve won!" cried Spidey, though his clothes were gone, "We've beaten the curse, let’s move on!" But Thanos’ laughter echoed through the hall, "Enjoy your feast; you've lost it all."

Act 10: The Final Word

But as they ate, with plenty to share, Buffy and the Minions took to the air. "We’ve learned a lesson, it’s clear to see, Clothing’s not everything, just let it be."

The heroes smiled, the feast was complete, And the cursed world turned, back to its feet. So they ate and they laughed, in peace and delight, Though the men never wore clothes again—what a sight!