#i might do pinky pie next

[mochaaaaaaaa]

Some random Applejack redesign that I made because I was bored

•The rainbow bandana thingy that's tied around Applejack's leg is something that Rainbow Dash gave her.

•And the blue sparkly necklace that around Applejack's neck is something that Rarity gave her.

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[ennabear]

Hiya ennnabear!! Back with another req (　ﾟ 3ﾟ)

can i ask for sum sevika x hyperfemme!reader? Could either be a fic or a list of headcannons, nsfw or sfw, i really dont mind !! >3< the prompts up to your interpertation!! Whatever u feel comftorable with!! ＼(^o^)／

I can just imagine Sevika, with her pastel pink, poofy-dressed eyecandy, sitting on her lap as she plays cards .. the people shes playing with all sorta eyeing reader because like what the fuck?? And reader is just like 'oh sevikas just so adorable shsjkassjksksk cutie patootie i wuv her!!!!!' while Sevika is off in the distance beating someone half to death because he touched her shoulder .. on accident ( ﾟーﾟ)

also, i beg of you to use inspo from that one scene in deadpool where he meets yukio. I kid you not thats where i got this requests inspo from.

"What in the fuck knuckles is this?"

(Sevika, with a literal living doll in her lap) "Shes my girlfriend you intolerant shit."

"Woah! Pump the hate breaks, fox-and-friends! Im just suprised anyone would date you! Especially pinkie pie from my little pony."

aaaaa i love this woman sososo much ( ´∀`) my 6' criminalistic murderer drug (shimmer) addict babygirl (〃_ _)

thanks in advance if u decide to write this !! sorry for the agonizingly long yap sesh (^_^;)

--🃏🌀⭐️

(and now to crawl back into my pit of lesbian shame .. (ФωФ))

HIII ANON sorry this took me so long to answer but i’m occupied with writing 2 sevika oneshots so i hope i can earn your forgiveness once they’re out 🫶 also i yapped a lil about hyperfemme!sevika here so ignore the fact that i can’t follow a request to save my life!!! 18+

ok so the way i envision sevika’s girlfriend would be a little bit… drag-ey?? i don’t really know how to explain it so allow me to elaborate…

1. we already know that femme lesbians are feminine in a way that’s different from feminine straight women (more cutesy, stylish, female gaze, etc.) but also…

2. with the way people dress in zaun (when they’re not murdering each other) and the general way they’re animated is very costumey. lots of face paint, masks, sophisticated outfits.

so i think in the arcane universe you’d probably dress something like this. painting your skin weird colors, covering yourself head to toe in body glitter, wearing expensive wigs, corsets, and heels that look impossible to move in, and stuff like that.

that means sevika would try to make sure you’re comfortable 24/7!!! especially if you’re wearing something potentially dangerous like heels that are two feet tall, she wouldn’t let you walk the whole night, instead picking you up and hauling you around.

as if the money silco pays her isn’t enough, she makes tons of money from the guys she gambles with. she spends every last PENNY on you. it’s not like she needs to spend it on herself though, her arm and her scowl are a pretty deadly weapon, and she doesn’t go all out with clothes like you do.

also i think she’d completely fold if you ever wore a low cut top or even no top when you go out with her (and she doesn’t believe in bras… so…) especially if you have piercings in/around your tits, she’d be fondling them and groping them all night!!!

she 10000000% has a thing for public sex!!!! while she’s playing cards, she’ll slide your skirt up (if it’s even long enough…), and have you ride her strap. the dumbfucks she’s playing with would gawk and stare at what’s obviously going on in her lap, but she’s about to rob them of their money, so they really shouldn’t be focusing on it.

oooh and once you finally cum, she’d be like “good girl, now give me another. okay?” and her fingers would start vibrating as you slump down next to her… of course you might get weird looks, but if anyone tries to say or do anything about it she could literally just kill them. (or maybe she’s feeling nice and will break a few of their ribs instead, who knows…)

she’d be constantly covered in some kind of your makeup. especially if you wear a crazy color lipstick like bright blue or something, her lips and cheeks and nose would be that color the whole night. and if you wear body glitter, it would look sooooo pretty on her skin. she’d be glaring at people all night like 😡😡😡😡 but her face and hands would look like ✨✨🌈🦄🩷✨✨

adding onto that, she’d look sooo pretty if she let you experiment (which is a pretty big IF), but imagine her with her hair curled, wearing pretty purple glitter on her cheeks and arms, in some sort of heeled boots that make her even taller than she needs to be, and in a dress?? in a short dress??? sevika in a short dress???? i’ll (s)cream right now…

if someone manages to corner you and talk to you about sevika, the conversation would be hilarious and very unproductive. they’d be like “why her? doesn’t she scare you?” and you’d be like “sevika? my little baby bear?? my knight in shining armor who screams at the sight of bugs??? no… she doesn’t scare me…”

meeting silco and the rest of the last drop crew would be… quite the experience. they’re all staring with wide eyes, practically shaking because of how scary she looks, and then there’s you with your hands entwined with hers, some of your bright pink face paint smudging onto her cheeks and neck as you nuzzle into her. silco’d find her alone for one moment and ask “who the hell is that?” and she’d reply with “my girlfriend. 😾 don’t mess with her.” and he’d be like “your girlfriend? your girlfriend is a barbie doll?? o…kay… congrats to both of you…”

[hwanchaesong]

Chatoyant (Soulmate) Preview

pairing: Jay X F!Reader

synopsis: You've never believed in the braided vermillion strings that are supposedly tied in your pinky, where the other end is where you'll find your beloved. Not until you're standing in the middle of a story ridden room.

word count: tba

genre & warnings: angst, smut, fluff, warnings tba

a/n: this is a teaser for the upcoming Enhypen: Tropes & Parallels series that i've been working on. i hope y'all look forward to it. please don't hesitate to tell me if you wanted to be added to the taglist. tysm 🩷

You listened to Jay, your class representative, in boredom as he lists the do's and don'ts for your next destination. Apparently, it's some kind of history museum where millions of stories are etched on the items that are displayed there.

Certainly picked your interest, but not enough to make you excited.

"I want to go to the amusement park instead." your friend Sunghoon, who was sitting next to you muttered, to which you agreed to an extent, but hey, this is your country's archive, might as well enjoy it while you can.

You groaned and stretched your back when you got off the bus, a chuckle caught your attention so you turned with a frown, catching Jay red-handed on his attempt to cover up his amusement.

"You think this is funny? My back aching is worth the lols?" you asked in disbelief, making small talk with the man.

"You acting like an old woman is funny." he corrects, patting your shoulder in a casual manner, "Come on, let's get inside. It's too hot here."

He trudged towards the museum, leaving you there with your thoughts for a moment.

The touch felt like a zing, it's always been like that. Conversing with him was easy as a pie, skinship was rare but when it did happen, it's pure electricity. Although, you may put this in the 'I admire you type of crush' instead of overthinking things.

You shrugged, entering the building and occupying yourself with the exhibit.

It was nice, finding some statues or swords cool. Jake triggers your ijbolitis when he starts lecturing you and Sunghoon about the legend of whatever sculpture it was that caught his attention. (you have to admit, he's an adorable nerd)

Sunghoon begged you to stay, but you blew him a kiss and left him with the aussie, opting to enter a room that you haven't explored yet.

When you step foot inside though, a gush of air suddenly hits you. Which was weird, to say the least, since there are no open windows around, surely the place is airconditioned.

You sighed, brushing it off and sauntering towards the small bulletin, there you learned that the room is full of trinkets between two lovers, torned apart by the war.

A story of an empress and her general.

Then, time seemed to stop when you finally set your eyes on the largest painting hanging by the wall.

You felt a pang in your heart, especially when you saw the letters that they had exchanged. The clothes, jewelry, all of their personal belongings felt so... intimate.

It was uncanny and you dumbly stood there, thinking and staring at the art because it looks exactly like-

"It's like I'm looking right into a mirror."

A familiar voice suddenly spoke from behind and you gasped, losing your balance when you accidentally twisted your ankle in surprise, but fear not, your knight in shining armor dramatically caught you.

"Woah there," Jay peered at you with concern, "Are you okay?"

Will it be a bad decision on your part if you say that this is more than okay?

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[creatingblackcharacters]

Hi friend Amy question about TV show is My Little Pony. Have pony name Pinkie Pie have curly fluffy hair and see people say "that mean Pinkie meant be Black" but in show ponies say Pinkie hair messy crazy bad hair and that not nice to say about Black lady have afro.

CreatingBlackCharacters think that it can be mean to call Pinkie Pie Black human lady? Amy like to see drawing of Pinkie Pie as Black human lady and not sure if that can be a mean thing to do if Pinkie Pie have hair just messy.

Well! It certainly exposes some biases lmao.

So I don't think there's anything wrong with saying Pinkie Pie is Black. I like the art too. What it does mean, is that those comments that the other ponies- and now, the fans- make about her hair being messy now have some racist connotations to them. Especially if we're supposed to canonically understand that she's coded as Black.

So yeah, if they're saying her hair is messy, and their next thought is "yeah it's an afro", WELL.... Might be time for people to look within as to why that's a connection they're comfortable making.

I also looked up the horse because I don't watch this show and only ever see fan art, and her hair looks fine lol. It's like, a different texture, but it doesn't look any more or less unkempt than the rest of the ponies. What do they even mean lol

[beanjang-draws]

Plague Ponies - Research

CONTENT WARNINGS: no gore

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Summary:

Twilight doesn’t want to admit it, but things in Equestrian haven’t been in tip-top shape recently. It looks like even Princess Celestia has judged that the news cycle has been too grim as of late, as she’s instructed Twilight not to make a public statement about the number of ponies who fell ill after the Everfree attack.

With the help of her number one assistant, Twilight tries to figure out how exactly to quietly prep for an epidemic when they both remember: Granny Smith is super old! She must know what to do? Wait, Pinkie? What are you doing here?!

Twilight and Pinkie end up going to Sweet Apple Acres together, where Twilight is given a book that just might contain the answers she needs. Now to decide her next course of action…should she go back to the orchard and head home now, or should she indulge for just a second in Apple Bloom’s request to check on her project?

Transcript below:

Twilight Sparkle: Thank you for understanding, Doctor. I’ll send word immediately if anything changes.

Greymare: Of course, Princess. We appreciate your generosity. Everything should be ready within the week.

Twilight: Of course. If you’re in need of any more funds, tell the distributors to contact me.

Doctor Greymare bids his farewells to Princess Twilight and takes his leave. Twilight heads back inside the library, where Spike is looking on with concern.

Spike: Twilight…are you sure we shouldn’t tell everypony now? If everypony in Ponyville really is infected, shouldn’t they all know?

Twilight Sparkle: I don’t like delaying things either, Spike, but you read Princess Celestia’s letter out yourself. Our priority is to avoid panic until we know we can answer their inevitable questions.

Spike: I guess that makes sense…hearing about another disaster after the last string of disasters would make everypony totally freak out!

Twilight Sparkle: Spike!

Spike: What? Im agreeing with you! It’s a bad idea to tell everypony about an epidemic after a discord came back, got better, accidentally caused the princesses’ kidnappings, delayed the Summer Sun Celebration—

Twilight Sparkle: SPIKE

Spike lets up after Twilight’s outburst, looking amused as she takes a breath to collect herself.

Twilight Sparkle: Maybe things haven’t been the most…stable, lately, but the princesses have everything under control. Plus, I’ve been reading up on epidemiology and it’s normal for new pathogens to crop up every few decades. We just have to be prepared for them!

Spike: Oh, perfect! You’re the most prepared pony I know!

Twilight loses her composure entirely.

Twilight Sparkle: BUT I’M NOT PREPARED! I’M THE ONE WHO’S SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF PONYVILLE NOW, BUT I CAN’T EVEN KEEP IT SAFE. ALL I’VE DONE IS LEARN TO FLY AND MEMORIZE PRINCESS ETIQUETTE. THAT’S NOT GOING TO HELP ANYPONY!

Spike: Hey, you’ve been busy saving all of Equestria! You didn’t prepare for that either, but it went fine in the end because of your friends.

Twilight Sparkle: I guess so…

Spike: If these diseases pop up every now and then, Ponyville must have had some experience with this sort of thing before. You just finished talking to Doctor Greymare, right? Maybe he could help.

Twilight Sparkle: That’s just the thing, Spike. He said he hasn’t heard of anything like this before, at least not while he’s been running the hospital.

Spike: Is there anypony who might know what happened before him?

Twilight Sparkle: You would have to be ancient to remember anything further back than that. You’ve have to be…

The cogs in Twilight’s head begun to turn, and she and Spike come to the same conclusion simultaneously.

Twilight Sparkle and Spike: Somepony old like Granny Smith!

Twilight Sparkle: Spike, you’re a genius!

Spike: Bah, this is just a run of the mill performance from your number one assistant.

Twilight Sparkle: We should head to Sweet Apple Acres right now—

Suddenly, Pinkie Pie bursts in out of nowhere.

Pinkie Pie: TWILIGHT!!!! SOMETHING BIG IS COMING!!!!!!! THE FATE OF PONYVILLE DEPENDS ON IT

Spike: Pinkie, could you bring down the volume a little? My ears have been sensitive lately…

Pinkie Pie: Oh, sorry, Spike! The fate of Ponyville depends on it!

Spike: Thanks

Twilight Sparkle: Is it your Pinkie sense? Can you feel something bad coming?

Pinkie Pie: Yes! It’s big! Huge! Even bigger and huger than the time you believed in my Pinkie sense!

Spike: Wow, that IS big.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if it’s so serious, we should tell everypony to stay indoors for the time being.

Pinkie Pie: Waaay ahead of you, Twilight! I already warned everypony not to take any unnecessary journeys on the way here.

Twilight Sparkle: Thank you Pinkie, you’ve saved us a lot of time. Now we can—

Pinkie Pie: —consult Granny Smith for her firsthoof account on Ponyville’s history of health and safety protocols?

Twilight Sparkle: …I won’t even ask. Yes, Pinkie, we’re doing just that.

Pinkie Pie: That’s a great idea, Twilight! Lead the way :3

Twilight Sparkle: Alright, let’s get to Sweet Apple Acres.

Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle begin to clear out to head to the farm. Twilight notices Spike hasn’t made moves to join them, so she sticks her head back inside to check on him.

Twilight Sparkle: Spike, aren’t you coming?

Spike: You know, Twilight, if staying indoors is so important, I think I’d better stay here and…make sure Owlowicious doesn’t go wandering around while you’re gone.

Twilight Sparkle: Alright, number one assistant! I’m leaving the library under your watch. We shouldn’t be gone too long.

It looks like most Ponyville Residents have caught wind of Pinkie’s warnings! Twilight and Pinkie only see a few ponies out and about on their way to Sweet Apple Acres. this far out, the news hasn’t yet reached the Apples, who are occupied with a busy apple bucking season.

Applejack: Howdy y’all! What brings you down to the farm?

Pinkie Pie: My Pinkie sense has been going off all morning! Im not sure what this one means!

Twilight Sparkle: But I think I could figure it out. AJ, could I talk to Granny Smith?

Applejack: Sure thing! She shouldn’t have hunkered down for her afternoon nap just yet.

Twilight Sparkle: Alright, girls, I’ll be right back.

Pinkie Pie: I’ll stay with Applejack and lend a hoof with the apples!

Applejack: You know what, that’d be mighty helpful of you, Pinkie! Big Mac’s been sick, so I’ve been buckin’ these trees all on my own!

Twilight goes off to see Granny Smith on her own.

Twilight Sparkle: Hello, Granny Smith! Sorry to barge in on you like this..

Granny Smith: Not at all, dearie. In fact, you ought to visit more often! I hear so much about you from Apple Bloom, you really should stay for supper one of these days and tell us about your lessons yourself!

Twilight Sparkle: Thank you, Granny. I’ll make sure to visit more often. Unfortunately, I didn’t come by just to say hi today. I actually did have a few questions for you.

Granny Smith: Of course! Ask away, dear, I’m all ears.

Twilight Sparkle: Have there ever been any emergency health and safety protocols in Ponyville?

Granny Smith: Emergency what now?

Twilight Sparkle: Have there been any outbreaks of sickness in Ponyville in the past? Did the town have a way of dealing with them?

Granny Smith: Oh! You just mean the plague ponies. Hold on dear, I know I’ve got a book back here somewhere…it’s been sitting collecting dust! A sign of better times, I reckon…now if only I could find it…

Granny Smith begins rummaging around the house looking for the aforementioned book.

Twilight Sparkle: I think this might be just the thing I need! I haven’t heard of plague ponies before. None of my books mention them at all.

Granny Smith: Oh, your fancy city books wouldn’t have anything on this.

Granny Smith returns with a beat up looking book on hoof.

Granny Smith: I knew I still had one laying around!

Twilight Sparkle: Thank you, Granny. Um, what it is?

Granny Smith: It’s a home remedy book! Back when the town was first settling, we had all sorts of sicknesses popping up. Prob’ly from all the different ponies coming together. Without much of a way to reach Canterlot yet, we couldn’t get aid from the big city for any fancy doctor magic.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh…I had no idea that happened.

Granny Smith: Heh-heh…I’m not surprised they didn’t teach you this in your Canterlot history classes…What city pony aid we lacked, we made up for in home remedies. We each of us came together and pooled our knowledge in books like these. Here, you take this. This one’s got some of my own notes in it. Maybe you could add your own!

Twilight Sparkle: I couldn’t possibly take this from you! It’s a part of your history…

Granny Smith: It’s yours, too. And it’s doing nopony any good collecting dust with me. Just promise me to read every bit of it.

Twilight Sparkle: …Thank you, Granny. I will.

Granny Smith: Alright, now I’m off to hit the hay. Apple Bloom, you should show Twilight your plant project in the barn!

Granny Smith turns to go and take her afternoon nap. Apple Bloom appears, eager to get her turn talking to Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: Ooh, have you figured out how to get your subjects to multiply?

Apple Bloom: I sure did!! I made the adjustments you told me to and added a little something of my own! You’ve gotta come and see it!!

POLL: Should Twilight go see Apple Bloom’s Project?

RESULT: Yes

End transcript

[pukanavis]

Nanaki Nanamegi SSR Card Story "Serving Diligence With Style" Track 1

Location: Cruise ship ・Party Hall

Nanaki: Allow me to guide you to your seat, ma’am.

Lady: Please, lead the way.

Nanaki: Might I recommend this alcoholic beverage to accompany your meal today? Its fruity flavour makes it go down smoothly, so do let me know if that interests you.

Gentleman: My, my, aren’t you well put-together for your age?

Netaro: EMERGENCY! We’re outta leaves!

Nanaki: …Sounds like the salad bar needs tending to. Yowa-san, I’ll be right there!

Muneuji: Nanamegi, I’m sorry to ask this of you, but would you mind clearing up some of the tables?

Nanaki: Sure thing. I’ll be just a sec.

Nanaki: Phew…

Ryui: Hey, kid. Don’t tell me you’re already worn out?

Nanaki: Of course not, Ryui-san. We're only just getting started.

Ryui: Good.

Nanaki: This has been an incredible turn out, hasn’t it? To think a revamped night cruise would see a crowd like this on its very first trip.

Ryui: They’re doing a little too well, if you ask me. Goddammit, if they had just set up the waiter robots in time, we wouldn’t need to be running around like a load of headless chickens all night…

Nanaki: At least we're managing to make it work. Customer service is just another part of the job.

Netaro: Esteemed guest, your dessert has arrived! I present to you a miso soup made with a broth composed of reconstructed tyrannosaurus bones! I call it ‘tyra-misoo’ for short. [1]

Ryui: …

I’m gonna tie him up and throw him in the boiler room.

Nanaki: Ahaha…

(I know I said we’re managing, but honestly…)

It’d be a real relief to have just one more person helping out—

Momiji: Nanaki-kuun!

Nanaki: !! Chief!

Momiji: Things were running smoothly up on the sun deck so I thought I’d come and pop my head into the party hall, but it looks like you guys are pretty swamped with guests in here. I’ll help lighten up some of the workload.

Nanaki: I really appreciate it. I was actually just thinking about how nice it’d be to have an extra pair of hands on board. This must be divine will… [2]

Momiji: Divine veal?

Nanaki: Uh—the veal schnitzels!! At the buffet!!! People are saying they’re divine!!!!

Momiji: Oh, that's great to hear!

Nanaki: L-Let’s move on…

To start off with, could you help me carry these meat pie platters around?

I know this is a buffet style dinner, but I thought some of the guests might prefer to have food while it’s still fresh out of the oven.

Momiji: Sure, I’ll give you a hand! That’s a really thoughtful idea.

Nanaki: Why don’t we start making the rounds from over there? I’ll just grab a few plates, and…

Momiji: Woah, you can carry three plates at a time? That’s impressive, Nanaki-kun!

Nanaki: No no, it's a piece of cake, really.

(There’s actually a trick to pulling this off…but if I bring that up, it’ll make me sound like I’m trying to show off my smarts…)

Momiji: The secret is to hold your thumb and pinky over the two plates in your hand, right?

Nanaki: Ah, I should’ve known you’d be clued into the trick. I'm sure you’d be able to get the hang of it right away if you gave it a go.

Momiji: You think so? I've seen you practicing it lately, so maybe I should try to follow your example…

Nanaki: …

Huh?

Next

Notes 1. 'Tyra-misoo' is supposed to sound like 'tiramisu'. 2. To clarify, Nanaki originally says that it must be fate (運命 unmei) which Chief mishears as plum (梅 ume) and Nanaki responds in a panic by saying “The plum juice has been popular!! On the drink menu!!!” to cover for himself. I am not good at localising miscommunication jokes, forgive me ORZ.

[emptyheadedvoid]

Flutter pie. Mix of pinky and fluttershy. Not a love child.

I'm working on another doodle that should be posted up here when I get the energy to finish that doodle. Until then, I will just probably be posting Pony mixing instead, I think it's quite fun.

I might either do Diamond Dash or Diamond pie next, I'm unsure

[generalallxsanjishipper]

Some incorrect\extremely correct quotes for my EXTREMELY FAR AWAY IN THE FUTURE ADP FIC (and in part in TIALAMYDK LMAO)

***

Alice *after entering Douxie's mind for several minutes, on the floor*: Oh, wow. Your brain is a disaster

Douxie *also on the floor*: Yeah, I know

Alice : Ever thought about doing drugs?

——

Zoe: Casperan. 

Douxie: Ashildr.  

Zoe: Clumsy dumbass. 

Douxie: Angry Chiwawa. 

Claire: *confused* What are they doing? 

Archie: Insulting contest. 

Claire: Ah. 

Zoe: Old Man. 

Douxie: Dwarf. 

Zoe: Flat ass.

Douxie:  Useless Half Lesbian

Zoe: Knucklehead

Douxie: Mosquito

Zoe: Peter Pan

Douxie: *Suddenly grinning* Pinky pie. 

Zoe: EXCUSE ME?

Douxie: HA! *Claps hands with a smug face* I WON! 

Zoe: HOW DID YOU JUST CALL ME?! I'M GONNA FUCKING END YOU! 

Alice: Now, now… 

——

Douxie: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Douxie: *waves his fingers and sings like he is in a Disney Channel intro*

——

Simon: Why are you on fire?

Douxie: This is just how my day is going.

——

Douxie: Everybody shut up, please! I'm thinking.

Zoe, patting him on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

Douxie: Oh, for the bloody sake, Ashildr!

——

Jim: I’m here for the cult stuff.

Alice: How did you find us?

Jim: I saw your ad on craigslist.

——

Alice: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.

——

Archie, looking at Douxie, Alice, Simon and Zoe: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.

——

Simon, on the phone: Oh, hey man… Sorry for accusing you of murder last week.

——

Alice: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Zoe: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Alice: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Douxie, on a mic that he brought by himself: This is Douxie, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

Douxie:*drops the mic on the floor and leaves, muttering about being a third wheel*

——

Zoe: Mom liked to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

——

Jim: Who's in charge here?

Zoe, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest. So, me.

——

Barbara, seeing both Douxie and Alice on wheelchairs: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Alice: We have three, actually! :D

Douxie: Pick your favorite.

——

Alice: *venting endlessly to Simon about her week*

Simon, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

——

Alice: Yeah, well I've never died so how do I know that Gods or... God are real.

Nari:*appears*

Alice: WHAT THE FLIP

Athena:*appears too*

Alice:*looses her flipping mind*

——

Zoe, to Claire: Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.

Claire:

Claire: Yes, it's you, actually.

——

Alice, *talking about Zoe*: She's the girl of my dreams!

Douxie: You say to most of the girls that they are the girl of your dreams.

Alice: I have a lot of dreams.

——

Douxie: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

——

Simon: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you, it'd ruin the mystery.

——

Zoe, *talking about one of her first meeting with Douxie*: And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife several times.

Jim: You mean you stabbed him?

Zoe: He ran into my knife.

Douxie: She ran into my knife, too.

——

Zoe: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Jim: Okay?

Zoe: …

Zoe: …

Zoe: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so...

——

*Zoe and Alice are texting*

Zoe: Your ass is like…

Zoe: Spacious

Alice: WHAT

Zoe: Sorry, I didn’t want to say fat because it might trigger your ED

——

Bastard number 1:*sarcastically, while leaving* I hope you all make it to adulthood.

Jim: That’s... a great prayer.

Simon: A needed one.

Douxie: A needed one indeed.

——

Simon: I will send my army to attack!

Simon: *makes roaring noises*

Simon: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

Jim, next to his Vespa: WHOA

Jim: THEY WERE YOURS????

——

Zoe, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-

Douxie, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?

Alice, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.

Simon, appalled, but looking apathetic: Call the exorcist.

——

Zoe: Alice and I are no longer dating.

Alice: Zoe, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

——

Zoe: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

——

Alice: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Alice: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.

Toby: Socks are Feetie Heaties.

Jim: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.

Douxie: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.

Claire: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.

Zoe: I hate you guys so much.

——

Alice, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Simon, grabbing his mint gums without looking at her: Zoe's in the kitchen.

[mellos-blonde-hair]

Mello x reader who is shy, kind and loves animals a lot?? (Like Fluttershy from My Little Pony) I had this idea after I read a fanfic where Near meets Pinkie Pie--

@weiss-glyphs SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG BUT HERE

TAMING THE WILD…

…

You had always been drawn to the quiet corners of the world, where the rustling of leaves and the gentle chirping of birds were the only sounds to be heard. Your love for animals had earned you a reputation among your friends as someone who had a heart as gentle as a spring breeze. So when you met Mello, with his sharp edges and fiery temper, you couldn't have predicted the impact he would have on your life.

It started with a chance encounter at the local animal shelter where you volunteered. Mello had come in, scowling and impatient looking for a cat that had been rescued from a dangerous situation. You couldn't help but notice how out of place he seemed, his leather jacket and intimidating presence clashing with the serene environment of the shelter. “Can I help you?" you asked softly trying to ignore the flutter of nerves in your stomach.

Mello looked at you, his piercing blue eyes narrowing slightly. "I'm here for the cat. The one that was rescued last night."

You nodded, recognizing the description. "Oh, yes. He's in the back recovering. I'll take you to him."

As you led Mello through the shelter, you couldn't help but steal glances at him. There was something about him that intrigued you, a complexity that lay beneath his rough exterior. When you reached the kennel the cat immediately perked up, meowing softly at the sight of Mello.

“Hey, buddy," Mello murmured, kneeling down to the cat's level. The tenderness in his voice surprised you. "How are you holding up?"

You watched as Mello gently petted the cat, his seemingly leather covered hands moving with surprising care. It was a side of him you hadn't expected and it made your heart soften towards him.

Over the next few weeks Mello started visiting the shelter more often, usually under the pretense of checking on the cat. But you noticed how he began to linger, watching you as you tended to the animals. You found yourself looking forward to his visits, despite his gruff demeanor.

One afternoon, as you were feeding the rabbits, Mello approached you. "You really love these animals, don't you?"

You smiled shyly, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear. "Yes, I do. They need someone to care for them, to show them kindness."

Mello nodded, his gaze softening. "You're good at that. Showing kindness."

The compliment caught you off guard, and you felt your cheeks heat up. "Thank you, Mello."

He looked at you for a moment, as if weighing his next words. "You know, you're different from anyone I've ever met. You have this...quiet strength. It's...nice."

Your heart skipped a beat at his words. "You're not so bad yourself, Mello. Once you get past the tough exterior."

He chuckled, a rare smile tugging at his lips. "I guess we make an interesting pair, huh?"

You nodded, feeling a warmth spread through you. "Yeah, we do."

As time went on, your bond with Mello grew stronger. He started opening up to you, sharing parts of his life that he kept hidden from others and in turn you found yourself falling for him, drawn to the complexity and depth that lay beneath his tough exterior.

One evening, as you were closing up the shelter, Mello surprised you by showing up with a small kitten cradled in his arms. "Found this little guy outside. Thought you might want to take care of him."

You took the kitten from him, your heart swelling with affection. "Thank you, Mello. This means a lot."

He shrugged, but you could see the hint of a smile on his lips. "Anything for you."

As you looked into Mello's eyes, you realized that despite your differences you had found something special. He had tamed the wild parts of his heart, and in doing so, had found a place in yours.

[bimtheory]

I've recently done something I never thought I would, I've gotten in anime. I think the innocent girl next door bimbo act is a style that works best for gaining power while not being perceived as a threat. I'm studying it more and learning how to adopt it in my daily life and interactions. I love your perspective and ideas so I wanted to ask your thoughts on this and on the innocent girl next door act.

I have to be honest, I'm not overly familiar with the "girl next door" archetype because, to me, the girl next door is everything a bimbo isn't. But that's really just a preference, bimbos aren't that cut and dry. Just yesterday I was considering making a post about the basic bimbo types because I tried watching Jersey Shore and it made me realize that when we talk about intelligence, well, lack of intelligence -- there are pretty consistent forms it comes in. People get REALLY hung up on the intelligence loss aspect of bimbofication and claim "bimbos don't need to be dumb" but its all about one's personal perception of what "dumb" is. Chances are whatever alternative they suggest in place of intelligence loss is something that can also be read as "dumb".

Excuse me for going off on a tangent here but I'm going to continue. I also almost made this point on the main blog several months ago using My Little Pony characters as examples but I kept debating the... ethics? of that. Anyway, I'm gonna do it now.

Let's begin with Twilight Sparkle (These will be very loose examples btw). You may think "how could a character who's whole thing is being an egghead bookworm represent a lack of intelligence?" Very easily actually. A character like Twilight's stupidity would come in the form of the Absent-Minded Professor archetype. Basically, picture a bimbo who's very competent or intelligent but also a total klutz. We can have a bimbo character who's technically smart but express a sense and perception of stupidity by making them clumsy, oblivious, and socially unaware.

Then you have Fluttershy, who would probably fall more into the innocent girl next door type as you've described. A Fluttershy type bimbo would be perceived as unintelligent through being docile, passive, meek, (I personally prefer these words to just "submissive") or gullible. But she could still technically be smart.

Rarity... kind of goes without saying. A "lack of intelligence" would be expressed through perceived superficiality, an interest in glamorous and feminine things. This is literally the plot of Legally Blonde. Rarity and Elle are girly and glamorous but also kind and intelligent. Of course you could also make this type of bimbo much more vapid and uncaring, even cruel, and get the more trophy wife-gold digger social media influencer type of bimbo. Again, there are A LOT of different bimbo types. Moving on.

Pinkie Pie. Pinkie would represent probably the most common and popular type of bimbo. Silly, giggly, bubbly, hedonistic. Of course, this doesn't mean the character would actually have to be "dumb" in a technical sense, and Pinkie definitely isn't.

Now... Rainbow Dash. With her and AJ being the tomboys of the group there's bound to be a bit of overlap but I'd argue the perception of stupidity tied to RD would be that of a meathead jock. You don't see bimbos like this often, if ever, but it'd be the type of bimbo that's very brash. While a Pinkie type bimbo would probably exhibit eager playfulness an RD-style bimbo might be more aggressive in her pursuits. Her "stupidity" would be expressed through recklessness, cockiness, and probably like crass vulgarity.

And finally, Applejack. While I mentioned there being overlap between her and an RD-style bimbo it may be more accurate to say an Applejack style bimbo would have more in common with the Fluttershy-style in that the Apple-bimbo would appear stupid via a lack of pretension. Sort of the "Farmer's Daughter" type, there's a traditional aspect to it. The Applejack style bimbo would be marked by simplicity above all, the most likely to settle down and be a housewife. There's also possibly the connotation of being and ignorance stemming from small-town seclusion, refusal to change, or a refusal to question things. Consider the episodes:

Applebuck Season

Look Before You Sleep

Bridle Gossip

Over a Barrel

Made in Manehattan

Applejack's Day Off

The Cart Before the Ponies

Honest Apple

Sincerest apologies for the very long detour, anon. Like I was saying, I'm not familiar enough with the "Girl Next Door" archetype to truly comment, maybe not familiar enough with anime either because it took me forever to come up with even one example -- Orihime Inoue from Bleach, and I can't think of anyone else. But it does seem like something to consider and definitely look more into, if you're comfortable sending another message I'd love to know specifically what anime you've been watching and what characters you had in mind. Also curious as to how you plan on employing these tactics IRL. It does strike me, now that I'm winding down, that by "gaining power" you may be referring to like Emmet Till shit, performing innocence and vulnerability to get men be very protective of you.

[lovable-chica]

SweetStar!

★This is My MLP Oc Ever

★You Might be Thinking “Snowy, Why Does The Mane Look Not like the picture next to her?!” Well I tried to do it like the picture but it’s hard doing curly hair on the opposite side of her!

★Before She Became a Princess like the 4 other ones, She use to be a pegasus that worked as a wonderbolt but at 12 yrs she left to go live in Ponyville, She first met Pinkie Pie when she arrived, Pinkie was Shocked to see A new face and instantly welcome her and asked her what does she like.

★SweetStar Also Meet Twilight who was already an Alicorn, and Meet the Rest of the Mane 6

★The Reason Why Sweetstar an Allicorn because When Celestia Saw that She was Being Friends with the Mane Six, She made her an alicorn so She can can be Twilight’s assistant

★Age is 15, and Birthday is May 10th

[gsstories]

Bird Triplets

So @missterious-figure made a new DCA AU called Wine and Feathers and I love it so I have birdfied three of my OCs! They are based off of barn owls but I gave them more unnatural colors than the usual white and cream colors irl barn owls got cause I don’t have to stick with them right? So, these are the Warrior Bird Triplets (Guerrero Triplets in the OG version lol-), their names being Abigail, Adira and Alanis.

First we have Abigail, who is the eldest yet the smallest one of the triplets, very charming and quite the flirt. A bit of a diva, think of Rarity from MLP, give her feathers and more pink and purple, and you have Abby! Most femme of the trio.

Next up we have Adira, the middle triplet and the one with most… issues. In their former residence, they were treated less than decently and so Adira gained a scar and trust issues due to so. With strangers she rather uninterested at best and extremely hostile at worst. If she cares about you though, she will be quite loving. Most futch of the trio.

And lastly we have Alanis, the youngest of the triplets yet the biggest! She is actually trans (MtF)! She is cheerful, bright and a bit of a dummy. A bit of a mix of Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie (it’s easy to compare my OCs with MLP ponies). She is a total herbo and the most butch of the trio.

And yeah, they can twist their heads a full on 270 degrees, it be normal but understandably terrifying for those who aren’t used to seeing humanoid owls do so lol. Gals be fluffy birds too so hugging them would be super nice :3

At first, I was thinking of making Adira and Alanis bartenders while Abigail be a performer with Sun, she loves the spotlight, but then I realized, I don't actually know what jobs the humanoid birds would have in the AU and I am unsure if being a bartender is an option for them. Once I know more, I'll try and choose a job for them but for now they kind of unemployed lol. But if anyone has any job ideas that you might think would suit them, I am more than happy to hear about them! Abigail still a performer tho, that's for sure!

[rosietrace]

〈 アイドル! 〉Track 00 — Ditto

〈 天才的なアイドル様!! 〉

「↺ 概要 ↻」— 「 ↺ Overview/Synopsis! ↻ 」

❐ With the idol scene on the rise, Night Raven Entertainment found it opportunistic to promote their new and improved idol group; (Co)-Connect! Though the group has a lot to go about, the members are still in need of dire improvement before they can truly shine alongside their peers.

Fortunately, NRE found the perfect mentor for the job; The ex-member of Poisoner — and long-time solo sensation — Shōri.

[ Apologies for any out of character moments ]

[ Reblogs > Likes ]

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“Elle! Get off your phone, it's almost time for shooting!”

Ellis flinched, her train of thought coming to a stop at the sound of Yuuta's voice. Turning to him, she saw the condescending look he gave her while leaning against the doorway of her trailer.

She narrowed her eyes. “Ever heard of knocking?”

“I tried that,” Yuuta snorted. “You, Pinkie Pie, were too busy scrolling through Twitter to hear.”

“It's X now,” Ellis corrected, but the grimace on her face was evident.

Walking up to her, Yuuta ruffled her hair — nearly destroying all the effort her hair stylists had put in.

“Wha- Yuuta-!”

“We can't waste any more time than we already are, Sweet Cheeks. C'mon, I'll treat you to that one pastry shop after.”

Ellis was certainly tempted by that offer. After assessing that Yuuta was telling the truth, she nodded slowly.

“Alright,” she gave him a pat on the shoulder. “Let's head to it, then.”

Yuuta snickered, guiding Ellis out of her trailer to meet up with the rest of the members.

Juvia was sitting on one of the larger props of the set, playing some sort of offline game. Miren was beside her, quietly watching her go from one level to the next.

Carol and Chizuko were having idle chitchat about whatever new ‘literary marvel’ had caught their interest.

Juvia was the one to first notice Yuuta and Ellis approaching, throwing her phone into Miren's arms to run up to them.

“There you are!” Like the rest of the members, Juvia was all dolled up for the music video. As was everyone else, bedecked in white — with Yuuta being the only one in black, as he was meant to be the center focus on their latest music video.

Chizuko looked their way, humming. “Ah,” was all she uttered, sending a nod of acknowledgment their way right before turning her attention back to Carol.

“Sorry I took so long,” Ellis laughed awkwardly, scratching the back of her head…. Or neck. Who knows. “I got distracted.”

“No worries,” Juvia assured, chuckling softly. “We're about to start, might as well get ready, no?”

Yuuta had an arm around both of their shoulders, a lazy smile on his face with a drawl, “Naturally. Ladies first.”

•↻°─────────°↺•

After several takes, hours of hair and makeup sessions, and an editing process that took longer than Chizuko writing the song lyrics — (Co)-Connect’s latest single, “Ditto”, had been released.

It wasn't an automatic success, but there was certainly a lot of praise left for the members’ efforts, as well as the editing style of the music video; which diverted away from the usual editing structures of Night Raven Entertainment’s idol groups.

Carol went to Ellis, who was a bit occupied. Phone in hand, hair a little messy from celebrating the music video release, and — as Yuuta promised — a slice of cake from the pastry shop Ellis liked.

“You okay?” Carol asked, a worried tone in her voice as she took a seat beside her pink-wearing groupmate.

Ellis nodded a tight-lipped smile on her face. “Yeah,” her voice didn't do much to assure Carol. “Yeah… Yeah, I'm fine. Yup.”

Carol narrowed her eyes, looking over the contents of Ellis' phone.

“.... Ah.”

Hate comments.

“Of course, they used the fanservice to promote the MV 💀💀”

“Is it just me or is the line distribution just all over the place?? It's like they're focusing on one member over the other.”

“Not Verde and Yuuta taking up half of the music video 😭 give more attention to the more interesting members”

“NOT VELVET BEING SO PICK ME CODED😭😭😭”

“Juvia's not a good dancer and hasn't improved since debuting 🥰 Stay mad”

“Thank God Miren got almost no lines.”

“It's the way Ellis is a walking eyesore for me 😍”

Carol shook her head at the comments. Soon enough, Ellis had Carol's hand on her shoulder.

“Don't let it get to your head,” Carol told her, “They're just comments trying to be negative. Besides, they're just being nonsensical.”

“I appreciate the support,” Ellis removed Carol's hand from her shoulder, her smile awkward and painfully crooked. “But… I'm fine, Carol. Promise.”

You aren't, she could practically hear Carol think. But ‘Verde’ saw no need to push her further, nodding her head and changing the topic.

Ellis knew idol life wouldn't be success after success….

…. But she just wished things would be a little easier.

•↻°─────────°↺•

“Stop.”

Noriko turned off the TV, standing behind the couch where she sat from. Beside her was her secretary, who was more than ready to document everything her boss said if she so asked them.

“Well?” They asked her. “What do you think of… (Co)-Connect so far?”

Victoria let out a breath, tilting her head a bit. “They could use some work,” she turned her head, facing Noriko. “But they have potential.”

She looked at her secretary. “This is their fourth single after their debut album?”

They nodded. “I’m under the belief that NRE’s CEO doesn't particularly care for Ramshackle's latest group,” they commented, eyes locking with Victoria. “But to answer your question: Yes. They debuted with their album ‘Linked Bonds’. After that, the group had released several successful singles, but didn't reach the charts.”

Noriko hummed. “The Idol industry would consider that a ‘flop’,” they mumbled, putting the word flop in quotations’.

Victoria nodded her head in understanding. “I see…”

Noriko leaned over the couch, their hand reaching to Victoria's chin to turn her head to them. (This action sent her secretary — H.T — through an internal frenzy)

“Are you going to accept Crowley's request?”

Victoria smiled softly, an assuring look in her eyes — leaning her forehead against Noriko's.

“We'll see.”

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〈 Taglist 〉

(Co)-Connect

@starry-night-rose • @jasdiary • @authoruio • @nem0-nee • @fumikomiyasaki • @sakuramidnight15

Others

@geminiiviolets • @terrovaniadorm • @absolutelyobsessedkiya/@twistedsongstressofstarz • @twsted-princess

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[jaded-but-queer]

Ships in the rewrite that I’ll use ✨

Fluttershy - Discord (obviously lmao)

Twilight Sparkle - Sunset Shimmer

Rarity - Applejack

Pinkie Pie - Cheese Sandwich

Rainbow Dash - Vapor Trail (I'm debating about this one but the more I think about it the more I like it)

Minor ships in the background will probably include

Chrysalis - Mantis (they'll be much more strained than in DOD/SILOD due to their complicated history with each other)

Flash Sentry - Sunburst (minor but I might have their child be an attendant to Lily Sterling, and I adore the headcanon of Sunburst being the younger brother of Sunset Shimmer)

Soarin - Braeburn (a classic ship that will be very minor and probably only be mentioned a few times by the twins who will probably still be biologically RD and Soarin's; in this rewrite, they'll have mutually broken up not long after the events of BOD)

Bonus! How I might structure Screwy's friends in this rewrite

Apple Blossom as I mentioned in my previous post will be redesigned into Bloomin' Apples and will be the daughter of Sugar Belle and Big Macintosh. She is now a unicorn and isn't on the best of terms with Screwball, and they consider each other to be nuisances (Screwy can't stand Bloomin''s unpleasant and stuck-up attitude while Bloomin' just finds Screwball to be annoying to be around and has a habit of giving them backhanded compliments whenever they see each other); ironically she gets along quite well with Mothball after they first meet and regularly hang out. She and Thunder had an on and off again relationship before she broke it off for good, and things are currently very awkward between them; it doesn't help that their parents are extremely close to each other.

Thunder Dash and Lightning Dash's names have been tweaked to now be Thunder Blast and Lightning Blitz, and as mentioned earlier they'll still be RD and Soarin's kids but their parents haven't been together since they were still infants. Yes, this means Prism won't exist but I honestly didn't care much for her lmao. Lightning is the no-nonsense straight man to Thunder's lovable himbo (Joey Tribbiani is my best comparison for him) and they care very deeply about each other despite their petty spats. Lightning is still very close to Screwball and loves them like a sibling while Thunder won't be as close to Screwy like in the OG but still considers them a close friend.

Cinnamon Stick and Cinnamon Roll will still exist since I adore them but I'll be tweaking Cinnamon Roll's name into Cinnamon Bun just for funsies. Now personally, don't ask why this is just what I thought of while rethinking their characters, I love to portray them as being Hispanic/Latino-based (if I had to be specific I'd say Central American, maybe Nicaraguan or Guatemalan); I've even named their late birth mother Dulce D'Leche. They both have much more noticeable mental scars from their childhood, in case you don't remember their bio mother passed away after the family bakery caught fire and their bio dad abruptly left without explanation (boy will I have a fun time explaining DF's hidden explanation for this in my next post), Cinnamon Bun tries her best to hide it but has times where she can't help but grieve for her mother that she never got to know since she was just a baby, and Cinnamon Stick will be very quiet and reserved with a knack for being sarcastic/rude for no apparent reason whenever he's uncomfortable around others; he's extremely sensitive when it comes to the topic of his birth parents, and Screwy's the only one who's witnessed his tears for his beloved mother and his rage towards his coward of a father for leaving them. Cinnamon Stick will be Screwball's closest friend right after Lily Sterling and I imagine Screwy has a soft spot for Cinnamon Bun and treats her like a baby sister whenever she visits.

Mothball now has a long pretentious name because that's my favorite thing to do: The Crown Prince of the Changeling Empire, Io "Mothball" Insecta von Roachanov III; Mothball is a nickname from childhood that just stuck, it's changeling slang for a "rambunctious/temperamental grub (infant)". He will have extremely low self-esteem as a side effect of his mother's treatment and the isolation he faced growing up, and he'll have the habit of questioning compliments like "... you really think that?/I don't know about that" and tends to doubt his own intelligence. I mentioned in my first post that the changelings are an extremely conservative matriarchy, and this has its effects on him when it comes to social interactions and how he believes he must hold himself as a male of his species. Luckily for him, Screwball is all for breaking rules and social norms and helps him come out of his shell not long after they first meet (they'll be young adults when they officially meet in this rewrite and have had past romantic relationships/immature crushes). His infatuation with Screwball develops fast and I like to use the phrase: He fell first but they (screwy) fell harder. They absolutely adore the hell out of each other once they get their issues sorted out and will drop almost anything if the other needed them.

BTW I might also try and portray Mothball as being on the autism spectrum, something that he himself won't find out until adulthood since I can imagine Chrysalis (with her ancient and overtly conservative ass) doesn't really believe in it being a real thing her own son could have.

Oh and Dinky has been Thanos snapped out of existence because I found her character to be very underwhelming lmao and her role will be replaced by my redesign for Princess Flutterby Lily, Princess Sterling Lily. Sterling will have a lot of history with both Screwball AND Mothball; her role in my rewrite will be based very loosely on the role of Rosaline from Romeo and Juliet, and if I had to describe her personality it would be Angelica Schuyler/Isabela Madrigal. She holds herself to an extremely high standard and is considered by many to be far too selfless, just like her mother, and doesn't quite know what she wants to do with her life outside of being the crown princess of the crystal empire.

[waitingandwishing]

(Cross posted on Wattpad and AO3)

~Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves~

Prev - Next Chapter

“So… What’re you working on, Diaz?” Trixie grinned as she sat across from him. Miguel looked up from his computer, muttering something under his breath before sighing.

“It’s something important, I could really use a girl’s opinion though. Just… Don’t laugh?”

“No promises, Pinkie Pie.” She said and Miguel scoffed before turning the computer around to show her.

He showed her a cute video he made about him and Sam. He was going to send it to Sam, hoping it would make everything okay. Trixie cringed, covering her mouth as she scrutinized it.

"So what did you think?" He asked her. 

"I think you should delete it." She told him. "And burn it, along with my eyes." 

Miguel sighed. "It's that bad?" His voice was a slight groan. 

"It makes you seem desperate." She told him with a guilty smile. 

Miguel gave her a sweet and oblivious look. "I am desperate." He had a slight smile on his lips. 

"Girls aren't into desperate guys." She admitted.

‘Well, that’s not entirely true. You’re into him.’

‘I’m getting checked for schizophrenia because why am I talking to myself?’

“Well, I guess I do like this other girl. But I don’t know if she likes me back.” Miguel shrugged, “I mean, she sort of flirts back with me but she’s usually friendly like that…”

“Is it Tory?” Trixie guessed and Miguel grimaced.

“I just met her, like, two days ago.” He said before continuing, “Anyways, she’s nice and really pretty. A good friend even though she doesn’t know it and she’s… Amazing.”

“Well, sounds like me and her will get along well.” Trixie grinned, standing up. She was slightly hurt at the fact Miguel liked someone else but brushed it off. If he liked someone, he liked someone, and she wasn’t going to control him. “Anyways, if you’re not a pussy, tell me when you tell her you like her.”

“Wait-”

“Trixie! Get over here!” Hawk yelled and Trixie turned her attention to her friend with the mo-hawk. “Look at this!”

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Miguel ❤️: Okay, I’m gonna do it

YOU'RE GONNA ASK HER OUT?!??!

Miguel ❤️: Yeah, but I’m kinda scared I might say the wrong thing.

JUST DESCRIBE HER AND THEN JUST TELL HER THAT!!! 🤩

Miguel ❤️: Alright… Well, she’s smart and pretty and funny! Her eye’s remind me of when the sun hits jusssst right by the lake and they sparkle! I swear her smile lights up the room and makes everyone happier. She’s always kind and tries to look after everyone, even putting people before herself. She’s everything I want. I want to be with her.

You’re whipped for her She sounds so amazing and nice. Who exactly is she again?

Miguel ❤️: You. I want to be with you. Everything I said is about you, you’re amazing and spectacular and everything I want and more than that.

… Meet me outside

Trixie was about to combust. She sprinted out the door of her apartment complex to see Miguel. As she stood outside, she met Miguel. They locked eyes before meeting halfway. The two friends stared at each other before Trixie spoke up.

“Was it true?” Her voice was quiet, “Do you mean that?” Miguel nodded, speechless as he looked down at her with a smile. “I don’t want to be a rebound, Miguel.” Her hands trembled as Miguel held both of her hands.

“You won’t be. You’re different from Sam.” He said as he gave her a look of longing. “It’s always been you.” He whispered. 

Trixie smiled before slowly kissing him. Her heart fluttered as his mouth moved against hers, tender yet full of a restrained passion. Both of Miguel’s hands cupped her face and her hands grasped the back of his neck.

Their lips danced, filled with the sweetness and heat of something passionate. Of course, they were only human, so they pulled away. “Does this mean you’ll be my girlfriend?” Miguel asked, hesitatingly resting his hands on her hips.

“Well, you don’t kiss everyone you see, do you?” Trixie grinned as they kissed once again. “I do have one thing though…”

“You’re still friends with Sam, aren’t you?” Miguel said and Trixie nodded, feeling guilty now.

“It’s not that I'm ashamed of you, I’ve been wanting this for… The longest time… But it feels sort of like I’m cheating.” She muttered and Miguel nodded.

“We’ll keep quiet, kiss in private, we can still be ‘friends’.” He winked and Trixie nodded, still feeling guilty.

“I still feel bad… You shouldn’t have to do this when I created this problem myself.” She said as she cupped Miguel’s face with her hand.

“I don’t mind, I want to be with you.” He grinned before kissing the back of her hand, “And did you say you’ve been wanting this for the ‘longest time’?”

Trixie widened her eyes, her heart burning in embarrassment as she buried her head into his chest. “I wasn’t thinking, I mean, it’s true but still! Maybe... Don’t mention that.”

“Don’t worry, I find it kinda cute.” He said before adding, “I feel the same way. I mean, even if I didn’t really always know it, I guess it always has been you…”

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All the students of Cobra Kai were doing burpees, breathing heavily. Trixie wiped her forehead with a grunt. "This would all be over in an instant. The decision is yours." Johnny yelled said as he walked along the side of them. "Who trashed Miyagi dojo? You all know I'm not fan of Larusso but that's not the kind of bullshit we teach here, at least not any more." He cast a glance at Kreese who looked right back. "So I'm going to ask you one more time, who trashed Miyagi-Do?"

 "It wasn't me, Sensei." Raymond said, panting. "I would never disrespect another man's dojo."

 Johnny looked over at him. "Shut your cake hole, Chubs." He said in a loud, stern voice. "I'm not looking for excuses, I'm looking for answers." 

Miguel looked at him, his breathing harsh. "Sensei we really don't know who did it." He said. 

"Someone knows something." Kreese said, eyes scanning the crowd. "The question is, who's gonna break?"

Trixie’s legs started to burn and it sort of reminded her of ballet. She had a sneaking suspicion on who it was, but she wasn’t going to accuse someone because of a hunch. The phone started ringing, drawing Johnny away from the students.

Mitch approached Kreese. "Sensei we're need a water break." He panted. 

Kreese looked at all the students. "Two minute break." He announced to the class. They all moved to the side to get water. "Get your bearings." He told them. 

"I got to go handle something? Do you think you can man the fort?" Johnny asked Kreese after exiting his office. 

"Of course." The man replied. 

"I want you to figure out who it was. Do what you gotta do." Johnny said and Kreese looked over at him. 

"Don't worry. I will."

“Hey, are you doing okay? Never seen you so tired before.” Miguel smiled as Trixie gulped down her water before coughing.

“I’m doing alright I guess. My legs burn but they don’t feel like they’re gonna fall off.” She smiled, “How about you? You alright?”

“Yeah, I’m fine. A little bit better after water.” Miguel said.

The Cobra Kai students then moved on to doing various exercises in the smaller side gym. "Keep going, I have all day." Kreese said as he walked among them, some were on the ropes, some lifting weights and others doing push ups.

 "Do you think it's okay if I puke in here?" Raymond asked Aisha. 

"No." She said disgusted. 

"Navy seals puke all the time." His breathing was heavy.

"Don't puke." Her voice was stern. 

"He's not going to let up, we need to figure out who did it." Miguel said to Trixie, his words coming out in pants.

 "I bet it was shit-breath." Tory said. 

Mitch got up. "Screw you."

 Tory stopped and moved towards him. "What did you say?" Her voice was rough. 

"Want to go right now?" Mitch asked. The two were angry and about to fight but Miguel moved between them. 

"Stop." Kreese said, "Would you really like to know who it was? It was Hawk." Hawk looked up, everyone turning to look at him. "And it was Diaz and Wong. It was Robinson, Nicholas, Chubs, and Red. When one of you move, all of you move. You live and you die. With the consequences and the spoils, because you are all Cobra kai." Kreese told them. "Main dojo, five minutes. You are all about to begin your real training."

Everyone filed into the main dojo, creating a circle around the mat as Kreese spoke. "Combat." Kreese said. 

Trixie round-house kicked him in the gut, him falling over to the ground in a heap. “Point.” Miguel stepped forward, raising the red flag high.

 "Hit him again." Kreese said, even though she got the point. Trixie turned to him in confusion. "Do you have a problem with that? The fight isn't over until your enemy is finished. You show your enemy no mercy." Kreese said as he took a slight step forward. 

 "This isn't what Sensei Lawrence has been teaching us." Miguel looked over at Kreese.

 "Excuse me?" The older man asked, venom in his tone. 

"There is no honor in being merciless. Trixie scored a point. It's over." Miguel's voice was stern as he looked at the man, he didn't look scared at all. 

"Sensei Lawrence is right, of course. The tournament stops when you score a point, but in the real world it isn't about scoring points." Kreese said as he walked towards Miguel. "It's about being a winner or a loser. And there's no losers in this dojo." Miguel and Kreese stared at each other, Miguel refusing to back down.

“I say when the fight’s over, right Sensei?” Trixie interrupted the two’s stare down. Kreese turned to Trixie with a nod. “Then I say it’s over. I won, and that’s that.” She wiped the sweat off her forehead.

Kreese stayed silent, seeming to contemplate on something as the lesson came to an end. Trixie stayed with Miguel as they went to the smaller training room. “Today’s lesson was crazy, wasn’t it?” He asked Trixie, who was currently lifting up a dumbbell. “I mean, you really stood up to Kreese, didn’t you?”

“Yeah, I was sort of scared.” Trixie muttered and grunted as she lifted the dumbbell up. “But it was true. The fight’s only over when I say it is, and it was over.”

“You were kinda badass.” He grinned as they exchanged looks. Miguel walked away from the punching bag as he wrapped his arms around from behind her. "It was sort of hot."

Trixie placed the dumbbell down, turning her head to look up at him, "Miguel, what'd you want?" She smirked.

“Well, no ones around so…”

“We train in here, remember Miguel?” Trixie raised an eyebrow and Miguel widened his eyes, realizing what he had said.

“I didn’t mean- I meant- well, actually it was just-” Miguel's rambling got cut off by a soft kiss.

“Even if you’re a part of Cobra Kai, you’re still a dork at heart.” Trixie grinned, turning around to face him as Miguel scoffed.

“I could say the same about you.” He said and now it was Trixie’s turn to scoff.

“Oh please, I’m a total badass. You wound me, Diaz.” She rolled her eyes.

“What’s with the lifting? Thought you liked to use the punching bag more.” Miguel said as he threw a kick to the poor piece of shredded rubber.

“My hands still haven’t healed.” Trixie said as she took a drink of water, “I’ve been training my upper body a bit more since my legs are stronger. Evening out the muscle.”

“What muscle?” Miguel said and Trixie hit his arm. He laughed and watched as she untied her hair from her ponytail.

“I’ve been thinking about changing my hair.” Trixie said, changing the topic, “I’ve been growing bored of it so perhaps my boyfriend could be of help?” She grinned and Miguel smiled at the status change.

“Well, I’ve always liked the color blue.” Miguel suggested (Haha get it… Blue Beetle???) and came to a stop at punching the bag.

“Are you suggesting I dye it blue for you?” Trixie teased as she walked up to Miguel, placing her hands on his shoulder.

“Maybe.” He gave her a kiss on her cheek.

“Blue would be a nice color.” She said after thinking the idea over.

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The Cobra Kai students stood in the forest, separated into two teams. "Welcome to Coyote Creek gentlemen. And ladies. As you can see you've been separated into two teams. Red and black." Kreese walked down the row and held up a red strip of cloth as Johnny held up his black one. "The goal is to capture as many headbands as possible from the other side. Today the people across from you are not your friend, are not your brother. They are the enemy. Last team standing wins." Johnny stared at Kreese as the older man spoke.

 "How do we get the headbands?" Miguel asked, he was on the black team. Kreese looked over at the boy.

 "By any means possible. No rules." He told him before Johnny also answered. 

"Use your judgment. This is just a training exercise."

 "Correct, but remember. This is your life." Kreese said, holding up his headband. "You lose it, you die."

 "Hey guys sorry I'm late, traffic on 118 was a bitch. I put Coyote Creek into the nav but nothing came up." Chubs said, walking up. Trixie and Miguel exchanged looks as they slightly smiled at each other. 

"What have you done to yourself?" Johnny asked, looking at him. 

"Oh the.." Raymond trailed off, taking off his sunglasses. "I decided to flip the script. Hawk-style. Respect, henceforth you can call me Stingray." The man said. 

Hawk looked slightly offended by the comment s Trixie disguised a laugh as a cough. Stingray had a slight smile on his face. "Alright Chubs, he's in your team." Johnny said, looking at Kreese. Stingray's smile fell.

 "Terrific." Kreese sarcastically said.

As the teams then separated into the first, Trixie and Miguel were walking in the woods. “So, what happens when it’s just you and me?” Miguel asked.

“I dunno... Depends on who strikes the hardest in the end.” Trixie grinned and Miguel rolled his eyes with a chuckle before a guy appeared, it was two against one. 

The two tag teamed him in an unfair fight. “You get him.” Trixie said as she kicked him towards Miguel. Miguel punched him and caught his leg mid-kick before sending him back to her.

“Nah, ladies first.” Miguel said.

“Exactly why he’s yours.” She said and punched the boy in the face before pulling off his headband. "No hard feelings." Trixie smiled. 

"No mercy." Miguel added. Johnny watched the both of them walk away with smirks on their faces, disappointment on his face.

Mitch walked through the woods, and of course, was alone. He jumped at the sound of a bird screech. With a yell, Hawk dropped from the tall trees, taking Mitch down and pulling his headband off. Mitch got up.

"What the hell man?" He questioned, disbelief on his face. "Sorry Ass-face, today you are the enemy, that makes five kills." Hawk pulled a necklace out of his shirt. "I guess I earned my medal of Honor." The stolen Medal of Honor glinting in the light of the sun.

Miguel and Trixie watched from afar before exchanging glances at each other. Her hands clenched, bruised knuckles turned white as she glared in the direction Hawk went. After a few minutes, Miguel and Trixie were leaning against a tree when they both saw Hawk. "Finally, some worthy opponents," Hawk smiled but Miguel looked angry. 

"So you're the one who trashed Miyagi-Do?" He asked, looking at his friend in disappointment.

"They're the enemy. I had to put them in their place." Hawk's smile faded away into a cold look. 

"So you had to steal the Medal of Honor?" Trixie asked, disbelief in her voice. “That’s beyond karate, that’s fucking jail time, Hawk!”

"Why do you care? Just because you still have a thing for Sam and you still have a thing for Robby doesn't mean I have to go soft." Hawk narrowed his eyes. 

"I'm not soft. And this isn't about her." Miguel and Trixie exchanged looks.

"Nah, sure it isn't," Hawk said in a sassy, dark voice. He pulled the Medal of Honor out of his shirt with a smirk. "You want the medal so bad, come and take it." Hawk made the first move, both blocking and dodging kicks that both Miguel and Trixie threw at him.

Eventually, Miguel got him and kneed him in the chest, flipping him to the ground. Yells could be heard from where the other students were. "Is that Miguel and Hawk?" A student asked. 

"Wait, that's also Beatrix!"

Tory and Aisha were the first ones who ran in the direction, including Johnny and Kreese followed. Trixie punched him hard in the nose. "Is that all you got?" Hawk innocently asked, using his foot to push Miguel away hard. 

Miguel flew back some and hit his back against a tree but quickly moved to avoid getting kicked. They fought for a bit before Trixie caught Eli's arm and planted her hand on Hawk's face, pushing him away. Miguel took Eli to the ground, rolling some as he stood back up. 

Trixie walked up to Hawk, pulling his mo-hawk back as she tugged his head to her. “You try that shit again and I’ll shave that mo-hawk of yours,” Trixie said before ripping the Medal of Honor from his neck.

"That's all we got," Miguel said with a heavy breath. The group had arrived and Miguel was walking towards them. He held the red headband in the sky. 

"Finish him," Kreese said in a whisper. Miguel nodded as Hawk was starting to get up, Miguel did a kick to the side of his head, the boy falling back to the ground. Trixie grinned as she swung at Hawk’s face, making his nose bleed.

“No mercy, bitch.” She whispered to him. Johnny made a move to go forward but stopped, a look of shock on his face. 

Miguel moved back towards the group, brandishing the headband. Trixie held his hand as they both held up their hands. "Team black!" They yelled. The students of the team moved towards him with cheers. Johnny gave Kreese a sideways look. 

Kreese walked up to Johnny's side. "Looks like that champ of yours is developing quite the killer instinct. And the girl, she’s got quite a fiery side to her. It could become useful in the future."

Johnny looked over at him. Suddenly, from under the cover of leaves Stingray got up and got Miguel I'm a choke hold. "The thing about stingrays is that they lie on wait for the perfect opportunity to strike." He took Miguel's headband and shoved Miguel roughly forward. 

"The red team just won!" Stingray yelled, holding the headband up. Trixie rolled her eyes before grabbing the headband off of Stingray.

"Nope, too late for that Stingray." She placed his headband in Miguel's hand, their eyes lingering for a second before turning away.

Johnny walked up to Miguel and Trixie, who were laughing with each other. "The hell was that? That's not how I taught you to fight." His voice was low. 

"That's how Sensei Kreese taught us. This isn't a tournament. This is real life." Miguel told the man. Johnny huffed some. Trixie crossed her arms. 

“If we had shown mercy, we would’ve lost.” Trixie said, “And there are no losers in Cobra Kai, sensei. That’s life.”

“Is that how you want to live your lives?” Johnny asked before walking away from Miguel and Trixie. They both exchanged looks of confusion and slight guilt.

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I literally couldn’t wait to post this but pinkie is here !!!! And with that, I’m officially finished with my official redesigns of the mane 6 ! Honestly, this is so cute! I am a pinkie lover and I really hope I did her justice!🥳🩷🧁 honestly I might do some more ponies next, like the cutie mark crusaders or the princesses, but we’ll see !🤭