#i mean uh what who said that

[showstopper35]

random hazbin hotel headcanons

a/n: the degree to which I am obsessed with Lucifer is not okay. I was an Alastor girlie since day one and now all of that has left the chat. I need help. you guys have no idea someone please stop me I am begging to be saved please-

lucifer says everyone's names wrong on purpose, unless he likes you

adam listens to hollywood undead

lute has a collection of chad memes with adam's face photoshopped over them

lucifer has seen the ducktales show 8 times

alastor has a phone with only charlie and rosie's number in it and one app: the iheartradio app. he got it only because of the name.

Vox cracks his screen once every few months and has to get it replaced. It's a similar process to plastic surgery for him. good thing he's rich.

vaggie used to shop at hot topic

sir pentious is farsighted

cherri bomb's favourite band is motley crue and i will fight anyone who says otherwise. she went to one of their shows a week before she died.

sir pentious made the egg bois little outfits

charlie drinks glasses of just milk and husk judges her every time

husk has the ultimate dad sneeze

alastor and charlie sometimes go to karaoke bars and sing musical theatre songs while the rest of the crew gets drunk

angel has orchestrated dozens of playdates between keekee and fat nuggets. keekee does not care but she is fat nugget's bff in his heart

angel really likes going to aquariums

alastor got nifty a pair of rollerskates. vaggie took them away after 5 minutes

nifty eats oranges whole without peeling them

nifty can't read

vaggie had an embarrassing anime phase

charlie still sometimes gets her anime merch. she secretly likes it.

angel has a drag account on tiktok. sometimes husk appears on it in the background

angel is a diehard nicki minaj fan and threw a party for her new album

[mysunshine-youremoonlight]

could be wrong but I think you like izumi sena

fake news i am definitely not saving my 30 memcoins that i COULD be using to get a ritsu to get his or the beautiful golden drop card when it hits the memcoin store in a few events. definitely not

[catscidr]

yall i blacked out and then woke up to this….. what is this…. who was so desperate to have more dottore x y/n that they drew more….. that’s crazy….

[budd-ie]

“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

A vile trickster sent me a nefarious package that unleashed a torrent of glitter upon myself and my home!

I have spent the last 3 hours meticulously using masking tape to extract the microplastics from my helmet.

Audio Source

gif for anyone who wants it

secret bonus audio of him opening the glitter bomb

[unitedstates0fdakota]

I'm literally obsessed with Kim's art it's so fucking insane that the game shows you something that isn't even guaranteed to happen but like...That's Kim. They wanted that to be what you saw when you looked at Kim. Like the world wants you to know that this man has a ceiling fan halo and if you play your cards right you can really see it. It also opens up comparing him to Dolores/Dora and i've seen some people suggest that Harry seeing Kim like that is almost a warning that history will repeat itself and I can see where that's coming from but I think the biggest difference between them is that Kim is physically in your presence. You see Dora in dreams and in fractured bits of voices telling you that something terrible happened. You see Kim covered in bruises and a glowing halo right after waking up. That's your angel, that's your partner, that's Kim. But you knew that from the start, didn't you?

[mellybabbles]

"Don't follow me, you'll end up in my arms."

Woah, we're evolving to full body again yippeee

Anyways, kind of went with the flow with this one. First one is inspired/referenced by an irl picture of me trying on clothes a few years back. I had a goofy ass pose and my mom thought it was funny and sniped a picture I absoltuely despise clothe shopping, I usually just stick to two outfits. I feel like Dust would hate it too, so heh Anyways Dust belongs to ask-dusttale

[noirandchocolate]

The Yiga Clan isn’t a cult in my honest opinion.

They’re more like a crime syndicate.

If a crime syndicate was also an oppressed minority group subjected to a genocide in the distant past and continued marginalization in the present as they’re forced to lurk at the edges of and mostly outside society to eke out a living through theft and violence while the “good” members of the same minority who accepted the harsh terms of cultural genocide at the hands of the very people they served get to stand next to every other race that reviles them and call them “evil” and “traitors” because they seek justice against the divine-right monarchy that betrayed them first and have forsworn the goddess who never once deigned to help them.

They're not monsters to be mowed down, they're people. People who engage in genuine and understandable strife against authority figures who uphold systems of inequality.

...

Anyway, that's what I think.

(Edit: For even more of me rambling, see the notes.)

[vaguely-concerned]

sophia seeing cailan's body hanging there when they go back to ostagar, and suddenly all she can see even through the rot and the ruin is just how much he looked like alistair...... :'(

a mental image that totally will not haunt her through alistair's many years on the throne as rebellions and assassination attemps come and go. doesn't send her unhinged and unwise even a little

[homestuckconfession]

TW mentions of s_xual harassment

Yall ever think about how Crockerteir Jane sexually harassed Jake in the prison cell, telling him that he’s stupid and that she’s happy at least her kids will be hot, implying that she will force him to have kids with her?

And then you see fics that completely ignore that and instead make Jake apologize for something HE ALREADY APOLOGIZED FOR IN-COMIC?

Like, y’all, I love Janey, don’t get me wrong, and yes I know she was mind-controlled, but also she still remembered what she did in that state. She remembers and does nothing. Does nothing despite the fact that her friend was a sobbing mess beneath her and is now very traumatized because he was told and threatened awful things.

Jake English shouldn’t need to apologize again because he already did in-comic. He already apologized. If Jane doesn’t want to accept it, then she’s allowed! THAT DOESNT MEAN HE NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE OVER AND OVER AGAIN BECAUSE CLEARLY HE’S COMPLETELY IN THE WRONG FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO READ HER MIND.

After what happened, I think Jake actually deserves an apology from Jane if anything. Because between accidental boundary breaking and actual threats of assault, I think one is MUCH worse then the other.

(Again, I don’t hate Janey in the slightest, girls are allowed to be flawed, but that’s the thing, y’all keep ignoring her flaws and treating her like a sweet lil angel when, I’m sorry, but that’s not Jane. If you actually like Jane, you’ll acknowledge her flaws and like her regardless, not throw away her actions and pretend that none of that happened. Girls are allowed to be flawed, but that doesn’t mean that they’re exempt from facing consequences. Girls are allowed to be flawed, SO ACTUALLY TREAT THEM LIKE FLAWED CHARACTERS.)

Sincerely, a girl who is done with all of y’alls bullshit.

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[mysunshine-youremoonlight]

glad ur being normal abt it

hrhgrl ritsu sakuma

[seventh-district]

not even gonna tag this properly bc i don't wanna get Involved but i do have some Thoughts i need to get out into the void so here we go

(aaa quick edit: CW for mention/discussion of Boothill leaks)

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

i know that when carlo suddenly decided that he needs to marry guy made a whole list in his head n like had a deadlines n shit. like it was some kind of a task he needed to do

[pocketramblr]

... hey guys does infinite crisis uh. start on father's day

[kreachvera]

final results 4 the poll GRINS! faust, raven, robo ky, n zappa will be gettin da first batch o keychains ^__^

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

if graham thought the used to be a man thing was just joking and like 5 minutes earlier she said she used to live in the outback for 123 years, he also definitely doesnt have ANY idea how old she is does he