#i mean make up

[sadly-in-active]

Smokedmozzerella headcanons?

Please block me if you feel negatively towards this ship. Personally, I enjoy it and think it’s really fun, and if you don’t like it, I have to ask you to leave.

SmokedMozzarella hcs

Summary: These two charming individuals bicker all the time about one another, always shooting little smirks or glares when winning/losing a bet at the Colosseum. They’re practically enemies at this point! The only thing they like about one another is their smarts… and some other things, if you manage to accidentally see the two together. Well, they’re certainly the definition of ‘rivals who spite each other, only to make out- I MEAN MAKE UP!’ Let’s just hope nobody realizes that bickering is their love language, eh?

TW: Dumb petty shit, they need to get a room, they’re both little shits, nobody is safe from hearing them bicker

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Mozzarella calls him by these LOVELY nicknames ❤️:

Flavorless chicken 😘

Boring little whiner 😩

Sad smoked turkey 🤯

Manipulative bird-brain

The list goes on.

ANYWAYS…so, the two of them bet on a different creature or whatnot in the Colosseum only because they want to spite the other when they win. However, the two occasionally agree to bet on the same one, due to the fact that by a glance they know who would be weak. Mozzarella also whispers a lot to Smoked Cheese, either to comment on the fights or how she’s going to win. Smoked Cheese does the same, but he’s usually quiet, seeming more interested in watching the monsters then hearing about Mozzarella’s overconfidence.

During the rare occasion that they’re not arguing or saying petty insults, it’s quite nice seeing them talk to each other like good friends. Smoked Cheese tries to be cold and grumpy, but Mozzarella is usually the sunshine gal, talking with him about new errors she found, or a new game she made.

He knows that Mozzarella is a conniving little liar, but he can’t help but get attached, albeit with a bit of an attitude towards her. She knows that her plan is to gain his trust, but she also got attached a bit.

I personally hc that Mozzarella’s bird that she summons in her skill is mechanical but sentient, and Smoked Cheese loves that bird so much

They probably pretend to bicker in public about custody over the bird (they’re both proud parents omg)

I don’t have a lot of ideas saved up in my brain but I love these two and they should smooch

[the-creature-22]

Lecturing on the importance of not standing in the path of her fireball.

Tells her to be mindful of where everyone is, before casting a spell.

Counters by telling him she was aware of where everyone was, what she did not expect however- was a grown assed elf deciding to become her meat shield at that second.

[annieedisonslostpen]

waiting for the season 16 episode where Mac absolutely kicks Dennis’s pathetic ass

[evilwvergil]

do you find dmc5 vergil attractive? to me he looks very different and im not sure how i feel

Ohh Vergil he is always attractive for me~ Any moment, anytime, any part of him, anything of him, any season of him……🥰🙈🙈 *shy** He looks very different? Of course, his face is now using a face model, more reality~ xD Kidding, I think you mean his characters, right? He became soft, not super cool in 5. I think V a bit affect him, learning his experience through V, he became more human more laid back and let go than we think. “I kill my brother” changed to “I need my brother”, happy together with Dante. Don’t you like this Vergil?The first half of his life I can use some words to describe : “defeated” “torture” “lonely”. To pursuit his own belief, he tortured more than a decade. He thought that he gave up from his mother Eva, and defeated by his younger brother Dante finally, fell in demon world but controlled by Mundus. As a result, he was liberated by his younger brother, and his younger brother defeated Mundus who he wanted to defeat but couldn’t defeat. So when his life was going to that moment, we can understand why he did that himself in 5. As this is the only hope left or last hope in his life. Did you remember V said? “I want to be protected and loved. But I was alone. My only choice was to survive.” Actually, Vergil is sad and lonely inside of him. Vergil lost and tortured in the first half of his life, so I can see he has a good ending and smile again in this way, I’m moved to tears. I just hope he’ll live happily in the rest of his life…🥰 I’m sorry Vergil, I love you…

[x-ht-blog]

she says, as she proceeds to hurt Mari.

[viilette]

umm Patsy woah rude much, poor deils

[perriehipster]

what hairstyle should i do for a photo for my passport????

[everfascinated]

(We're Alive: Michael/Angel) Day 23: Arguing

It was the end of a long day and it was sure to only get longer if the obstinate look on Angel's face was anything to go by. "Michael, you can't be serious! We've just survived an attack from both the those crazy scavengers, then the monsters we called to scare them off as well as the fire they left behind! You can't possibly expect us to just get up and move immediately, we have to collect ourselves first!"

The blond shook his head. "I know that we'll have to find a place eventually, but going out after a day like this is madness! No one is even close to ready to handle this tonight. At least give them a couple hours to rest!"

"No, we have to start looking now before the mallers think to come back to check on us." Michael's firm tone was met with a glare.

"Well, I don't know who you're going to get to go out there with you, because I'm certainly not and Saul's only just started recovering from that shot."

Angel wasn't expecting the voice that answered from behind. "I'll go with you if you're going. Shirley's all stocked up and ready to prove herself after my mistake. You'll need someone to tell you how wrong you are."

Riley stepped up beside Bert with one of the spare guns and her arrowless bow. "As long as we stop for some more ammunition for my quiver I'll be able to come along as well, Michael."

Staring in horrified shock, the officer looked between the three, cutting off Michael's response as he stuttered a bit. "Surely, you can't be serious! This is turning into a suicide mission and all of our crack shots are going?" He ran a hand over his face before giving up. "Fine, fine. Go do your mission that you seem so dead-set on. I'll just go clean up the mess that you're leaving behind!"

"Hey, don't go blaming this all on me! How was I supposed to know that they would have someone on the inside-" The sergeant cut off as he lost sight of the other man as he retreated up the stairs. He breathed heavily though his nose for a moment as he tried to follow his own logic and not rush after Angel to defend himself. Riley's hand on his arm brought him back to the plan. "Alright, get everything we'll need for at least two days. It's time to find a new home."