#i mean I would

[hart-in-the-headlights]

"Uw yes, Daniel, yes, full girth!... Get it, get it higher- yes! Ow, that is- that is good amount of a-... There, the middle spot. The R spot... the Roof spot- YES!"

"Are you a size queen?" — "I think it needs to be bigger. More! More-*breathily*! More- *giggles* Yes!"

"Stretch it! *laughs* STRETCH IT! All directions..."

[taijahfern]

Dors Venabili and her blue eye shadows are very precious to me

[rhellireda]

vanishing point really made me realise that Jack and Nikki have not known peace

like possible nerve agent? Someone give Jack a hug, the man’s having Vietnam war flashbacks.

nobody letting Nikki out of the dark and scary hold in the aeroplane? This woman’s been buried alive, please don’t do this to her.

Nikki in a vague, possible life or death situation with Jack only reachable by phone?? Well haven’t we just ALL SEEN THIS BEFORE

[calamitoustide]

once again thinking about James and Reg going backpacking to run from their problems alone and then they meet each other on the fourth day and just keep walking with each other because they’re going the same pace so why not (James’ idea) and they end up talking through everything and heal together in a way they couldn’t do alone

[kiseiakhun]

Not gonna lie I’m still thinking about jaykyle construct tentacles. Jason who’s about to have the most intense orgasm of his life: “I can’t believe I’m letting you do this weirdo pervert shit to me”

Kyle: I can't believe I'm wasting the potential of my limitless imagination on such a stodgy killjoy

[nomgeonmunchie]

Would they eat a deathclaws from Fallout

[osmionug]

if evil why hot????

[celestialkiri]

Sophie is BEAUTIFUL - what’s her skincare routine now that she’s in JTTW? I Hope the girl brought a brush with her poor dear. (Wonder if a certain monkey asks for brushies… 👀👀 bonding time through grooming? Hmmmm)

AIJHD ;_; thank you! Oh no, it's not as best now that she is in JTTW let me tell you! Back home she loves skincare routines but now all she has is some moisturizer and sunscreen- I mean it's better than nothing! But she would every morning wash her face with a cloth and put some sunscreen and there you go. It's sad but it's better than nothing 😭

But once she moves with Wukong to Flowers and Fruit Mountain in his palace (like MUCH much later) her skincare routine will be much better! And she can finally have makeup too! Yall, she will be so fucking happy.

[crispysnake]

you just know Vax went to sleep that night thinking about Keyleth calling him beautiful

[silly-zai]

My dad was watching this alien invasion thriller movie I forgot what it was called but u couldn't make noise r they'd come find u

Anyway, I'd freak out. I think I'd be too autistic for any invasion/apocalypse thing. Like no I'd die

[timidgastropod]

where i live 2 guys have been arguing w eachother via writing on the highway (mind u the first guy wrote in grey n the second in red) and i think this is a good concept for a davekat fic or smth lolz

[ssreeder]

THEIR WAVE AND THE SMILE THAT CHANGED TO A SMIRK IJSHDJSHSKDBDJ

[imaginarycyberpunk2023]

OC: Vinnie Gallo

POV: I am about to pass out as I get into the elevator

Progress post 3/?

This started out as a re-shoot of this pic bc I loved the concept but I didn't know anything back then. So this is also a progress post of sorts.

Left: no additional lights, no custom pose and he floating?

Right: the better elevator with the city background, additional light, custom pose and shadows at his feet and behind him.

[petpetpinixy]

drawing my fursona knowing damn well i'm not posting it

[henryspearl]

i wonder if shona ever looks at max when they’re filming together and thinks “I’ve slept with him, i’ve seen his dick”

[clownboymcchucklefuck]

Petition for Ritza to let me have a cannibalism AU for Colored Gaze:

Why i should have this au exist:

I need it to breath

I cant sleep without it

I fucking h u n g e r

@clrdgaze