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Every letter addressed to Jonah Magnus just sounds like several men of good high standing who he’s tricked into giving him their knowledge money and affections realizing that they’ve fallen for a succubus but they can’t find it in them to hate him too hard- like do you know what I mean??? I know it’s just the old timey way of speaking but every statement just sounds like “please my evil twink, I beseech you!” Like this is why I can only imagine him as like very Dorian Gray-esque in my head. Please someone tell me I’m not crazy for thinking this that’s literally their evil bbg that’s sucked them for all they’re worth and thrown em away
#I may only be thinking about a select few but these are all the ones that I remember#bear with me it’s been a while since I’ve finished tma#I’m thinking about Jonathan Fanshawe going I hate you never speak to me again I’m filing a restraining order#all the best and your loyal loving servant I miss you already bbg Jonathan 😔#Peter there is a long line of bodies before you#I mean that literally#boi really sucked the life outta em#and watched#thought about this real hard while brushing my teeth#tma podcast#tma#tma shitpost#the magnus archives#jonah magnus#elias bouchard
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Pole Out Boy and their missed calling in life (x) (Pete: (The new record's) definitely a lot sexier than the last one. Patrick: There's a lot more slinky outfits, and, you know, garter belts.)
#fob#fall out boy#pete wentz#patrick stump#fobedit#anni edits#no but like why is Pete SO good at this. has he been taking classes. genuinely think he missed his calling#the pole may not be for Patrick but he's doing his best#also. i really regret to tell you this. but after patrick jokes about the slinky outfits n garter belts.#its a little hard to make out but i'm p sure pete says 'the front of (the record)'s gonna have him wearing a diaper'.#uh. WHY was that the first thing that came to mind for you. what is wrong with you. NEVER speak to me again peter.
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people on tumblr will literally post things like “you have to eat vegetables and expand your palate i dont care if you are a picky eater because of autism (if i can overcome it you can too)” and everybody will reblog it being like “yes this is true for everybody no matter what” and think its okay. like sorry but that wont work for everyone and there is no one size fits all and some people will never be able to eat these things no matter how hard they try. im only allowed by my doctors to eat recreationally and not for nutrition, because my ARFID is so severe that i get my nutrition solely from a specially made formula drink. your suggestions of “try vegetables roasted!” or “try them in soup!” and assurances of “i did it, you can too!” don’t work for those of us with more severe mental illnesses and disabilities. stop tying a person’s worth to their diet and stop assuming everybody has the ability to do what you can.
#seb speaks#autism#arfid#disability#i am TIRED.#for me#it’s not just sensory issues it’s a subconscious response#that reads unfamiliar foods as poisonous#this has been confirmed by all the doctors and scientists ive spoken to#actuallyautistic#i cannot have it blended to where i cant taste or feel it because even the thought#of those foods elicits panic attacks#because again. my brain reads them as poisonous. whether i want it to or not#you may say ‘this is sooo unhealthy tho’#and yes! it is! because i’m mentally ill and disabled and i will never be healthy in this department#for as long as i live#i have done 3 rounds of feeding therapy and 1 support group#and countless visits to doctors and specialists and scientists#and they have all confirmed i will not get better#so the best i can do is to drink the formula and eat my safe foods. it’s the only way i’m physically able to live#and it’s why im not dying in a hospital bed from malnutrition anymore
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POV: Your evil murder kitten's mask has slipped and you can see how deep she is drowning in fear and paranoia.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#minthara#minthara baenre#evil murder kitten#a lot of people forget that minthara has some pretty intense anxiety and PTSD#it truly does bother me that her trauma is often overlooked by the fandom#and many do not see the parallels she has with the other companions (ie Astarion Shadowheart and Lae'zel)#there is no way in hell she did not have some flashbacks in the mind flayer colony#or after seeing Orin as one of the impersonators#one of the biggest Larian L's is not having orin acknowledge minthara if she is in your party (or at all in the game)#minthara will also say nothing mid conversation with orin and only talks about her afterwards#i know that this is larian just not thinking to record or write any dialogue for this#but i've always rationalized it as minthara is just that terrified of orin and is too afraid to speak to her#minthara herself is extremely terrifying and powerful and yet she is terrified of orin#do you have any idea just how badly orin had to have hurt her for minthara of all people to be scared of her?#i also cannot stress this enough: minthara was never a willing participant in anything orin did to her#anything the two may have done together was because minthara was compelled by the tadpole to do#sorry for ranting in the tags - it will happen again
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all the baldur’s gate 3 companion storylines. is just loving someone enough to break them free from the cycle. understanding that what they think they want isn’t good for them. valuing their character more than their power.
#minthara literally says ‘shadowheart becoming a dark justiciar would be good for us but bad for her’#if you choose not to ascend astarion he thanks you for saving him from the same hunger for power that trapped cazador#lae’zel realizes that she was raised to die and bring her queen to higher power#karlach has a fuckign. bomb in her chest. and she wants to die with it#wyll is constantly sacrificing himself for the good of the city and his father#and gale only wants the power to become a god so that he may never be hurt by one again#‘did you love me enough to save me from myself’core fr#i feel so bad for all of them#idk im just Thinking#baldur's gate 3#saiph speaks#bg3
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ayoo guess who finally sat down and caught up with cultivate B)
is me. so you know what that means.
spoiler warning for cultivate ch 30-37
there was actually.... more things i wanted to draw but I already did so many I had to physically restrain myself hfsjkkdh anyway yes can you tell i love this fic very much
yet once again. cultivate by the wonderful @neonghostcat
#liushen#cultivate#cultivate: slow life on a monster infested mountain#mu qingfang#tagging him as well since theres lot of focus on him lol#and shen jiu as well u have to excuse me I love them they're meow meows#there was gonna be more sj content also but he ended up being cut in the end#wait- hdfdfhkj probably shouldnt talk about cutting something and SJ in the same sentence lmao jhfksdhfk ok bad joke sorry#anyway aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa absolutely deceased with all that has been revealed and covered in the past few chapter#actually dead wonderful powerful talented incredible showstopping never seen before#my most favourite part of cultive is its mysteries without a shadow of a doubt they're so intriguing and the reveal is ALWAYS sooo satisfyi#so the chain reaction of so many answers of the big ones tm? chefs kiss MWA#speaking of mysteries i never mentioned it before because I didn't know how to incorporate it without it being awkward but#for the longest time one particular piece of info has been rotting in my brain#and it was the off-hand comment on of the aqueduct by LQG#it is SO SILLY but THATS the one that has been just spinning in my brain FROM THEN ON ALL THE TIME it is indeed not the actually much coole#checkovs guns that have been setup nooo it was THIS hjkjsdfhksd I HAD TO KNOW where that was going AND NOW I KNOW I CAN REST EASY jsdhfkd#so yeah absolutely wonderful chapters indeed beautiful powerful#also some of you may noticed that time and time again I keep switching up the seniority between bai zhan and qian cao#and i have to formally apologize for that it is in fact not out of lack of attention to the text I'm just shdjkas#if im not mistaken qian caos position is not set in stone in canon so its free for grabs to put it in any of the free spots on the list#so i should respect neonghostcats (beloved i am so sorry) list in this case but i physically couldn't bring myself to write mqf as shidi#HSAJHS im sorry i am so biased and from doctors family i cannot put him in my head in peak seniority so low I'm sry i am legally not allowe#so lets just pretend i wrote it correctly ok sadhkas eyes closed xD#OOF th etags got long this time but im just SOOOO EXCITED WITH THIS FIC AND GOT FEELINGS OK BYE#anyway neonghostcat godspeed recovery buddy!!#also i hope using neonghostcat isnt like....calling u by your full name hdkfh but no idea to which parts i should shorten it either so hah
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i love how ted shows up once and goes "yeah booster thinks in esperanto" once and then thats never again mentioned or elaborated on
#like wdym. i feel like itd be kinda important to elaborate on the fact that boosters first language is implied to not be english#its never brought up again ever after that one time#and its not even like a joke line either beas like “i may speak english but i think in portuguese”#and ted in response to that just goes “yeah booster thinks in esperanto but thats not particularly helpful here”#michael jon carter#booster gold#dc comics
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favourite stupid relationship dynamic: idiots who would immediately protect and defend the other but never themself
#still thinking about how lxl just takes whatever life throws at them without fighting back (esp in the lxl movie)#so it was up to the other (mainly yujiro) to do the protecting (of aizo) since he was clearly not going to do anything about it#poor yujiro never fought back against the longleg/shortleg until aizo was brought up… no sense of self-preservation with that one#‘you can mess with me but not my bf!!!!!’ kind of energy#ig aizo did kind of defend yujiro in the [redacted] anime ep 4 nonsense and pointless scandal scene but that’s about it…#give aizo more chances to play the hero for his cute bf!!!!! the princess carry wasn’t enough!!!!#though. ngl it’s kinda funny how aizo’s always portrayed as the husband and yujiro the wife in their r/s (see: meoto)#but yujiro is always the one fighting for aizo’s honour. l&k novel (i think; still havent read it). lxl movie. chizu hallway scene (kind of)#and even in honeypre he got aizo the werewolf costume (instead of the pumpkin). he was the one who gave aizo a gift on white day (like a bf)#he even turned aizo into a worried wife when he (the bumbling husband) wandered out till late in kyoto to look for a *phone strap*#hm. well. im not sure what the point im trying to make is other than the fact that lxl are idiots for each other ig#they may be really really stupid but they love(?) and support each other (in a sense)… two menaces in a pod.#they should just get married (again)#though speaking of lxl marriage remember when that music magazine spread misinfo about how meoto was set in the sengoku era#and everyone believed it? the mv sure shocked everyone in more ways than one lmaooooooo#lxl twt was on fire that day. ‘horns??? a fantasy setting????? what happened to the sengoku era?????’ it was so funny you h a d to be there#but. hm. we’ve had quite a lxl content drought… disregarding the [redacted] mv they havent been seen in 4 months#throwing out a guess that they’ll get a new song for a winter comiket cd or sth. idk#sure hope that lxl do not get a new song or mv before kimikawaii release though bc that’d be unfairrrrrrrrr
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does this count as fanart
#I wanted to do a forest study#but it was looking kinda empty so I threw in Lynette#but that one design i did for a personal au months back and then proceeded to never once speak of that au publicly ever again#you know that one based on clorindes sq#(the freminet design exists guys I swear I just never got around to finishing stuff I was drawing around it in the canvas)#who knows when you least expect it I may post it#shout out to the one person who actually cares about any of this#I'll spare the rest of you from my rambling and go to the normal tags#digital art#artists on tumblr#fanart#genshin impact#genshin fanart#genshin lynette#lynette
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me, forgetting I can just block a tag on here and be happy as can be
#goodbye DFO#goodbye present mic#may i never see you against my own will again#curse the fact that half the afo content out there is dfo#berreh speaks
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note to future self : someone can still love u without knowing every horror you’ve been through so stfu
#in saying that I love to hear ab ur horrors#I just self destruct in sharing my own apparently#like I be over sharing TOO much#a bit too casually and thenI go home and wanna kms#except now I may never speak again#so it’s coool
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Do you have a number in mind? [Patreon | Commissions]
#Tuvok#bee doodles#comix page#my writing#Father who may not see or speak to his children for 70 years#Husband who may not see or speak to his wife for 70 years#Devotion in Absolutes <3#Was thinking about how Vulcans tend to be able to calculate percentages very quickly and off the cuff#Like 'There is an approximately 34.4% chance of us surviving' based on [hand wave] things which my Human mind cannot weigh#Thinking about how Tom said there's a good chance Tuvok will never see his wife again#Do you think Tuvok ever runs the numbers?? Or does he pointedly try not to - it'd be illogical. It wouldn't help. [It might...unsettle him]#Also tangentially related I have a headcanon that male and female Vulcans wear veil-like garments to their weddings#bc of all the wind and sand
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sorry the microbes
oh uh
hello Mr. Edgeworth-
#doctorsiren#not art#siren speaks#this image has a threatening aura /silly#never apologize for your microbes 😁#I think your microbes and my demons should be friends#but then again they may cause us to become TOO silly if they team up
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This is first thing I see today on YouTube. Now I must share it everyone else. 🐖 🐖
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#youtube algorithm#MAY I HAVE SOME OATS BROTHER.#I will never look at a pig again without picturing them speaking like this#Youtube
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quite literally ppl who are not lesbians trying not to say dyke for one min
#michelle speaks#every time i see someone say dyke bc they think it makes them sound cool 🙄#can i be frank? u sound like a dumbass. w peace and love.#this is so trendy to say gay slurs bc ppl think it somehow makes them sound more gay. like not it doesn’t lmfao.#being gay is not abt being able to say slurs. i could never say dyke again and i would still fantasize abt eating pussy every day.#it is actually driving me crazy bc ppl who r not lesbians r using dyke to refer to lesbians so liberally. like this may be crazy#but u can just say lesbian on ur stupid unfunny post. and it will be just as unfunny but w/o a slur. hope that helps!
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when you get scolded for using your phone too much after studying your ass off for the past two weeks so you hit the books because hitting your parents is bad
#i only speak chaos₊ ⊹☆⋆。★₊ ⊹#venting again⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪#my finals may be over but the grind never ends ig
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