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Beelzebub and Mammon made their presence very well known when they entered the living room, with heads held high and chests puffed out proudly. They were a little sweaty and disheveled but strangely upbeat. Beelzebub was clearly concealing something behind his back. Mammon had his nose pointed so far up, it was almost a challenge to the Avatar of Pride's moniker.
You looked up from the couch and asked, "What's up, guys?" Feeling for all the world like a kindergarten teacher about to play a game with their students.
"We got you something," Beelzebub said with a pleasant smile. It was almost entirely drowned out by Mammon's loud boasting.
"You won't believe what I found. You're 'bout to be real grateful, so get our praise ready."
They plopped down into seats on either side of you, Beelzebub careful not to jostle the mystery in his hand.
It wasn't every day they made a big deal out of giving you something. Normally, they'd just do it. Your interest was piqued. "What is it?"
They smirked at each other. Both demons wanted to drag out the suspense, but were also too impatient to wait much longer. Still in their school uniforms, they probably rushed straight home as soon as they procured their present. After grinning for several prolonged seconds in self-satisfaction, Mammon snapped his fingers dramatically. "Show 'em, Beel!"
Beelzebub placed the gift in your lap as if it were made of the finest glass.
It was a potato.
"A human world potato," Beelzebub explained, as if there was any doubt.
"Ya don't see this in the Devildom everyday. We thought you'd like a human treat every once 'n a while."
It was green and wrinkly, with multiple spuds sprouting out the top. It looked like somebody had dropped it behind a shelf and found it months later through smell alone. It was impossible to discern if it had been washed recently or if, at this point, the slimy and moist texture was just this tuber's natural state of existence.
Two sets of eyes filled with anticipation were locked on to your face, scrutinizing its every move. They were waiting for their shower of praise. You forced an awkward smile and laughed with strained excitement. "A potato! Wow, thanks guys!"
"What are you gonna make with it?" Beelzebub was eager to know.
"I'm not sure." You gazed at the gift. You kind of wanted to fling it off your legs before your skin started crawling. Though, you couldn't insult the brothers after their hard work. It was time to start lying through your teeth. "I'm so touched. Really. That you went and got... this potato for me. I kind of want to keep it as a memento!"
Mammon waved his hand to dismiss your idea. "Nah, don't hold back! I paid a pretty hefty sum to get a hold a' this, y'know."
Your heartstrings twinged with guilt. To avoid stirring Beelzebub and his endless stomach, Mammon leaned over towards your ear. "Fry it, bake it, boil it. It's all yours," he whispered. "'Long as you're happy, yeah?"
You were not happy. Every day with these demons brought a fresh source of stress. At least you were never dull.
"Solomon once said that green vegetables are good for humans," Beelzebub revealed.
You twirled your head around so fast that you accidentally bumped Mammon in the nose and asked, "You actually took food advice from Solomon?"
"Only after Belphie confirmed it," he clarified. So they did do their research.
While that was usually true, this was an incredibly unfortunate exception. You could not bring yourself to consume the sad green potato. You needed a new idea.
"Can human plants be cultivated in the Devildom? I want to plant this, and then we'll have more potatoes we can all share." The wet sensation on your leg only grew more unpleasant and you wanted to get rid of it as soon as possible. "Let's go plant it out back and see."
The siblings began talking over one again again, saying, "My human's got a heart of gold" and "I'd like that" while squeezing you with bear hugs from either size. It jostled the potato and you feared it would start leaking more.
"Let's go, let's go!" you ushered, eager to give this old vegetable a proper burial. You could vaguely hear Mammon brag to his younger brother, "I told you this was a great idea, they're gonna be thankin' us for weeks," as you raced towards the doorway.
#MC thanking them for the potato the same way that kid goes “it's an avocado! thanks” in that one video#mammon potato cooking methods asmr. “boil it. mash it. stick it in a stew.” all whispered very seductively#i wanted this to be longer but decided “does a story about a potato really need to be that long” so lots was cut out#thank you for the asks I've gotten in the last couple of weeks!! I'll get to them!!!!#everyone has such good ideas ahh i want to respond properly#zine work takes precedence though so look forward to those as well!#obey me!#obey me shall we date#obey me scenarios#obey me x mc#obey me swd#obey me fanfic#obey me x reader#obey me#obey me fandom#obey me mammon#obey me beelzebub#obey me fic#obey me drabble#obey me x you#omswd#omswd mc#obey me mc
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I love when artists on tumblr will yassify hawkeye like this. please never stop, y’all are doing god’s work
#i yassified him#mash#m*a*s*h#hawkeye pierce#mashposting#mashblr#everyone always gives him longer hair and I’m here for it
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HAPPY PILOT ANNIVERSARY
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#mash#kellye nakahara#nurse kellye#my art#studies! I intended to do one for everyone and you can see how quickly that plan left the building asdkgfjg but we are! getting there!!
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season 2 episode 21: crisis
#mash#m*a*s*h#m a s h#season 2 episode 21#2x21#s2ep21#crisis#obsessed with this episode and will probably do more screenshots from it cause its the reason i created the blog#im not tagging characters tonight cause like everyones here#my post
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I've been cooking some mashfinn doodles :) I hope everyone is enjoying season 2! I sure am
#mashle#mashle: magic and muscles#mash burnedead#finn ames#lemon irvine#mashfinn#finnmash#however you wanna read it i like both#but GAHHH I LOVE MASHLEEEEEE I REALLY DO HOPE EVERYONE'S HAPPY WITH S2 LIKE I AM
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Why would you—That's not—I just wanted to ask for help, why did you have to go and make it awkward???
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#xue yang#Its such a relief to not have to draw so many characters once again.#Redrawing the specific font from the English translated mdzs books was surprisingly fun!#Maybe I'm alone in this...but I think characters switching to a different font of speech for *emphasis* is peak comedy#you can't communicate voice changes of sound very well in non audio forms so this is the best I can do.#Anyways...rip Xue Yang. You finally meet your idol and he brushes you off#Rather— he doesn't live up to the expectations you built in your head#Kind of an on going issue there Jester (I refuse to call him king or sir)#XY is constantly making people out to be the versions he needed them to be to feel justified in his actions#but struggles to pivot when confronted with the fact that these ppl are *more* than just one surface reading!#wwx doesn't actually think xy is flirting. He's just tired of all the fake fans + wants to get out of this convo.#button mashing the A button to skip the unskippable cutscene#Lan Wangji is in the next comic btw. I've missed him dearly. I'm sorry he's been gone so long </3#edit: poorly spelt MDZS strikes again. This is why I need more time to write my comics. So I can actually proofread B*(#edit2: I cast 'Power of Technology' and fixed my error. Everyone reblog this version instead please
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idk why he's my fav but i imprinted on him like a baby bird
#everyone take a good long look at him before i send him to the yaoi mines. say your farewells. make your peace#art#mash#m*a*s*h#father mulcahy
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British people: these avocados must go they're past their prime please won't someone eat them
The avocados:
#British stores label avocados as ripe or not because people don't know how to tell by picking one up with their hands#these labels are almost always incorrect btw#we stayed with my in-laws for passover one year and I brought a bunch of avocados that were varying degrees of ripe so I could#have avocado on matzah for breakfast each day#and my mother in law just looked at the stickers saying they were ripe and freaked out that they were going to go bad and had to be eaten#and just served them to everyone for lunch on like day 2#without asking me!#I was so mad#half of them were decidely not ripe yet#for context: I have digestive issues and brought a lot of my own food to accommodate for it so she didn't have to#and you know how she served them? cut in half#on a plate#with a spoon#no salt no dressing no anything just eat half an avocado with a spoon#we went out and bought a bunch more the next day and I showed her how to tell which ones are ripe but I'm a salty bitch and I'm still mad#it's been like 3 years#also if one more Brit tells me they've made guacamole only to serve me a bowl of mashed avocado that saw a grain of salt once from a train#I will lose it
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They did the WHAT??? IT WAS A GRAVEYARD WHAT???? Introducing the monster mash! Sorta. I still need to make designs. A simple au where everyone’s a spooky ghoul. (With lore…) but thats the main jist
#These are so damn old nobody look at me#I have everyone’s monster already picked out but you’re gonna have to poke me into actually drawing them lawl#lila spooky month#garcia spooky month#mayor evermore spooky month#skid spooky month#tw body horror#we got necromancer corpse Lila and her half dead#changeling evermore#and Mr Clown is a shadowy boogeyman#Garcia is essentially a skin suit :o)#spooky month#Peachy’s Monster Mash#spooky month au#peachy’s art
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(splashes color all over mash characters) for u hawkeye. no more olive drab
#mash#ughghghghhg tagging time#hawkeye pierce#father mulcahy#radar o'reilly#margaret houlihan#bj hunnicutt#max klinger#OK thats everyone who appears twice sorry everyone else#enjoy i have been doodling in between commissions and zines#will get back to work on those again#my art#blows a kiss to kiwi who i got into mash after 2 episodes and came up with half of these.... ily
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Summer shenanigans
#fate grand order#fgo#summer castoria#oberon vortigern#caster artoria#sei shonagon#mash#gudako#mordred#jekyll#where are you mordred#fate series#comics#sketch#doodle#I'm not tagging everyone#I just can't#I love all the little interactions#I know teach is kinda nice in this event#that's it there's not but lmao
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i realized this definition is missing from my mental glossary, and instead of just asking what it means, i'm making a poll!
none of this has to be an x-reader situation if you engage with your favorite characters in a different way! if you know what it means but don't have one of your own you can still answer with your definition, but i also included an i don't know option at the bottom.
if you have more than one & it's different for different characters i'd love to hear about it and get more confused!!
#polls#there's a strong representation of 'people who call julian bashir their comfort character' on my dash and i don't know if it's like#he's a good doctor and i want a good doctor to take care of me or that people relate to his struggles and want to comfort him...#this is only tangentially about my new obsession with margaret mash (i think)#but i did notice that the two fics i've written so far were about her receiving small moments of comfort in a Harsh World#and when i was young and in a Harsh World i used to imagine characters taking care of me or write self-inserts for that#but now if i had to write myself into a fic as an overpowered oc i would want my powers to let me take care of everyone else
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🛰️!!
🛰️ : A storyline you want to be adapted in animation or live action
Repurposed an idea I had for Kryptober last year to answer this one XD
#my art#comicker replies#dc comics#superfam asks#thanks for sending this in!#I am too tired to tag everyone XD#action comics#house of el#ranking of kings#treasure chest of courage#mash up
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Ok yes BJ knowing Hawkeye's stitches is one thing but the whole OR knowing too?? They all love him sm
#mash#mash 4077#hawkeye pierce#bj hunnicutt#bj said vertical mattress w/ white cotton and they said thats our boy!!#that one post about everyone being a little bit in love with Hawkeye#yeah#i love them your honor
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Watching MASH after watching modern shows is lowkey kind of refreshing because everyone in MASH looks like a normal fucking person. Hawkeye is greying. Radar is balding. Margaret has wrinkles. Nobody is concerned with being drop-dead gorgeous (aside from Klinger, of course). I think it's good to remind yourself that not everyone has to be beautiful all the time
#also i think everyone should have a lil crush on an average-looking sitcom character. for ur health#(or an aesthetic attraction. both work)#the last show i watched was interview with the vampire and everyone in that show is so beautiful it hurts#which is nice i like looking at pretty people but also.... give me the wet cats at the 4077#mash#mashblr#hawkeye pierce#radar o'reilly#margaret houlihan
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