#i made him in like 10 minutes dont judge

[pwippy]

guess what? murrelet. guess why? murrelet. i will never give an oc normal hair

from left down to right down: nana (o), lee hyunsung (orv), jim (when the wind blows), michael (the good place), beta ivan (mwahahahah), kronk (the emperors new groove. no one talk to me) um. i guess you could also include like peeta from the hunger games. replace jim but jims cool

honestly bros just the antithesis to lang. he actively avoids thinking about the meaning of life and prefers blind faith. loyal + strong sense of justice but almost to a fault !! live laugh love

uh voice claim is jeremy jordan if thats not taken yet? todays THE DAY

[hybbat]

I work with my tablet blocking the keyboard, so keyboard is up agains the monitor and mous is usually under/behind my tablet, but I also have separate laptops for writing and gaming, neither of which are the computer I draw on, and only one of these is less than a decade old... when I wanna post writing because I disabled the internet on my writing laptop I have to whip out a driver or usb to transfer the doc to my main computer.

i cant even judge most of the hermits for their setups because i play with my mouse&keyboard on a drafting board

[midiosaamor]

cyrus of nara headcanons <3 (dont judge me i wanted this ok)

1. after ibleese tortures him, like said in the book, he stays in bed all day and doesn’t really talk until a few hours minutes later.

2. he sometimes (in secret) goes out to the garden to look at the flowers

3. has a hate-love relationship with sleeping because he always dreams of alizeh

4. he hates it when the torturing comes but he enjoys his hallucinations dreams with alizeh after it

5. in his dreams, alizeh and him are actually married and are happy together

6. probably has a book collection in secret

7. hangs out in the blue room when hes down or he wants some him-time

8. he doesn’t like talking about his father or his brother

9. he didn’t speak until he was three because he didn’t like talking to his family

10. he sees his dragons as pets like dogs

11. rides his dragons for fun or when hes stressed

12. he has mixed feelings about his mother (a small part of him still loves can handle her)

13. his favorite color is blue but he was born into thinking that having favorite things (like colors, animals, etc) were useless and not fit for a king

14. even though he may not seem like it, he deeply cares for his kingdom

15. the bargain he made with the devil was big and important to him enough for him to give up his life and kingdom for it to be complete

idk thats all i got for right now 🤫

[beefrobeefcal]

Chubby Peña is SO HOT and a total HR nightmare!!!! Could a friendo humbly beg for a little crumb of lore?

That fateful night in the office when he's unsure if he can do up his pants again after the takeout. (. .love reader's taunting in that btw.)

After reader leaves, once Javi is ready to go home, is he able to button his pants? Does he rig them to stay up somehow like with a rubber band or just let them hang open or how does he make it to his car?

Because you asked so nicely, Toxy...

I feel like Chubby!Peña is clueless to the energy he brings into the world and I love it. We stan an unaware king!

Enjoy, @toxicanonymity and please - never stop sending THOTS!

Dont-stop-till-you-get-enough regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

“Oh my… you weren’t whistling dixie when you said you already ate.”, you pointed out in a teasing tone, poking him with the box of chocolaty nuts. “You too full or you want some chocolate?” 

He looked at you and scowled again, his tone sounding irritated, “Hey! You don’t get to come in here and - “ 

You cut him off by pushing one of the chocolates in his mouth. He grunted in response but made no move to stop you. 

“Don’t get cranky, Peña. I’ll leave you be.”, you cooed and gave him a wink as you got up, tossed the box of chocolate on his desk and walked out of his office. You went back to your desk and collected your jacket and purse. 

“See you in the morning, Agent Peña.”, you called out as you walked out the door. 

***** 

Javier sat back and watched you leave the office building, chewing on the confection you’d shoved into his mouth slowly. Bewildered was a mild word to describe the absolute state he was left in; his belly was heavy and full, and his dick was hard. He looked at the haphazardly tossed box of chocolates on his desk, debating if you really meant to leave them there for him. Was it a test? Or was it a challenge?  

He thought for a moment, then lifted the lid off the box and eyed the candy. Fuck it. Challenge accepted, Sweetheart. 

After one, came another, and another, and another... and before he realized it, he was at the final chocolate-covered nut. His stomach ached, but he didn’t care. Holding the nut delicately between his pointer finger and thumb, he examined it then tossed it into his mouth while palming his crotch. He sat back and pushed his hand down the front of his open pants and underwear and stroked himself, thinking of the way you looked at him, judging him, exposing his guilty pleasure. He shoved his underwear down and pumped himself hard and came with a grunt and your name on his lips. 

After steadying his breathing and taking stock of the mess he’d made, he cleaned himself up as best as he could with a tissue. He pushed himself to stand and felt the weight of his dinner sitting heavy in his middle. He knew night security would be roaming the halls and there would be a good chance of him running into one of the officers on his way out; he could not just wander out, pants open and belly hanging out. He tried once again to close his pants to no avail. 

“Fuck me...”, he grunted, pulling the two side of his waistband together. 

There was still at least two inches of space between them, no matter how hard he tugged.  

“FUCK!”, he spat, throwing his hands out to the side.  

Despite this, he would still not even entertain the thought of buying new pants.  

He desperately opened the drawers of his desk, looking for something - anything – to help him. Finally, he came upon a few stationery supplies.  

He was proud of himself; in less than 10 minutes, he’d fashioned himself a tether to keep his pants up. He untucked his shirt and undid his tie to sell the look in case he ran into anyone and put his jacket on.  

He did run into two of the night security guards, both looking over him with raised eyebrows. Javier shook off their glances and wrote it off to him working late, and not to the fact that his shirt didn’t cover the monstrosity of elastic bands and paperclips stapled to and struggling to hold his pants together.  

[melodyrosierrr]

Dancing duo

Hyunjin x reader

genre: fluff, flirting

warning: no warnings unless you dont like… flirting? 😭

word count: no idea 🥲

A/N: this is my first imagine? one shot? idk but it’s my first time posting here on tumblr! this was requested by my friend so hopefully she likes it, so this ones for youuuu 🫶🏼

it’s your second month as a trainee here at JYPE. the two months have been tough but in the best way possible

you and 3 other trainees got assigned to do a duo dance with an experienced idol from the entertaiment, and of course, you got hyunjin. luckily stray kids arent busy with comebacks, so you have time to practice.

it’s currently friday 5:32 pm and you’re on the way to the practice room, you got it for ourselves. you’re running a bit late but that’s okay, or so you hope so. you arrive a couple minutes later and you slowly walk in, and looking in - and you see him, you see hyunjin already warming up. “i’m sorry for being late, i forgot we had the room today” you said out loud in a low tone as he looks at you with a comforting smile, “that’s okay, but make sure to check your schedule next time” he says jokingly letting out a chuckle.

you like hyunjin. well, you don’t like like him, not in that way, and even if you did, it wouldnt matter. he’s way too popular for you and he’s one of the seniors. you havent even debuted yet. so even if you had crush on him, it wouldnt go anywhere. but he’s so pretty. you look at him and observes the way he is setting up the speaker. him in his grey sweatpants and black t shirt. he’s so.. god this practice is gonna be harder than you thought

you drop your bag on the floor beside the mirror and you immediately get to practicing, he leads the way and makes sure you’re comfortable. as a trainee in the same entertainment company as hyunjin, the opportunity to dance alongside someone as captivating as him, filled you with a mixed feelings of excitement and nervousnes. espically now that it’s hyunjin.

10 minutes into practicing

“you’re too tense here” he grabs your shoulders softly “you need to breathe out with your chest” he softly pushes down my shoulder as you start letting out your breath. he gives you a smile and nods softly “i’m not here to judge, only to help”.

you automatically felt more confident. right when the music started again, hyunjin and you moved together smoothly, your bodies fitting together and making each step more exciting. the tension that simmered between you. there was an unspoken chemistry that made your stomach bubble. his scent, his pressure and the way he held you. it was a feeling you havent felt before.

your movements became an intricate language, you moved together in a way that showed how you felt without talking. but midway through the dance, you felt hyunjins hand gazing a spot on you side, which made a giggle escape your lips. Hyunjin looked surprised yet intrigued, he couldn't help but inquire, "what’s so funny?" he asks tilting his head slightly

you felt a bit shy, maybe a bit embarrassed. you confessed with a bashful smile, "it tickled." he looks a bit confused at you in the beginning but then gets it “ahh, when i accidentally touched your side”. you give a him a shy nod

Hyunjin looked at you with a mischievously smile. you looked back at him with a slightly confused look at your face, “why are you looking at me like that?” before you could even think, you felt his hand swiftly move back to your side, tickling the sides of your torso as you break out in a laughter

Unbeknownst to your, the other members of stray kids, bangchan, lee know, changbin, han, felix, seungmin and jeongin, had quietly entered the room, their eyes filled with amusement as they watched the two of you. you quickly stopped what you were doing, looking at them with surprised faces.

bangchan, with a knowing smile, remarked “looks like the dance moves aren't the only things causing sparks in here” and then of course lee know playfully nudged hyunjin, “your dancing partner seems to have quite the effect on you. dont let it distract you too much eh!” you look over at hyunjin and you watch him rolling his eyes at lee know - which made you chuckle and look back down

han, never one to hold back, added with a cheeky grin, "are we witnessing the birth of a new dance couple? i’m already picturing the headlines." changbin hopped on that one, "i always thought i could sense the tension between the two of you. It's like watching a dance of unspoken desires."

so cheesy.

caught off guard by their playful teasing, you found yourself blushing and look back up at hyunjin, you lean a bit into him and lowly speaks while facing him “are they always like that?”. “if you’re gonna talk about us, can you least whisper it? or be more sneaky about it?” seungmin said out loud, the room filled with laughter at seungmins joke.

“but let us see the dance” jeongin said while sitting down on the couch thats sat up against the wall. you look a bit around, being unsure about it. “i dont kn-“. felix interrupted you, “we wont tease anymore, we promise” he said promisingly. you couldnt help but give up when you saw the look on their faces. “finee but no teasing, i mean it”

they all said back on the couch, some of them on the floor and looked at you and hyunjin, waiting for you to start. he then turned to your, looking deep yet playfully into your eyes. “dont be shy, you’re good.. for a trainee”. you playfully smack his arm and looked back into his eyes “and you’re good, for a guy.” he squirted his eyes at you and slowly nodded.

as the music started and the both of you were about to dance, hyunjins mischievous side again took over and with a sly grin, he suddenly lunged forward, his fingers outstretched, aiming for your ticklish spot. you let out a squeal, desperately trying to evade his tickling hands, but he was relentless. "hyunjin, no fair!" you exclaimed with a laugh, “i can't dance properly if you keep tickling me!”. “good for a guy, what does that even mean?!” he said, not stopping his evil tickling.

“HYUNJIN!” you screamed out with a laugh, and he slowly stopped, holding his eye contact with you, both of you letting out small chuckles, forgetting the other members were in the same presence as the two of you.

“ehem ehem” seungmin said out loud. you and hyunjin snapped out of the moment and quickly step aside each other, you find yourself looking down from the embarrassment. “no teasing no teasing” lee know annoyingly teased us with an annoying voice as the other members erupted in laughter.

bangchan chimed in, "well damn, looks like hyunjin found a way to break the tension. who knew tickling could be such an effective technique?"

you started blushing. you really started to blush, like to the point where you could feel your cheeks heating up. hyunjin then walked up the door, opened it and looked at the members. they quickly got the hint and han groaned while standing up with the others.

“have funn~” changbin said as hyunjin playfully punched his arm. they all finally left and you dropped down on the couch. hyunjin then came back to you and sat down beside you, leaning back snd getting comfy on the couch. turning your head to look at him, you see he’s already looking at you. it made the both of you to break out in a precious laughter. “well that was something” you said, turning your head once again, looking away from him this time.

a comfortable silence was between us.

“hey, how about we practice again tomorrow. same time. i can most likely have the room for ourselves again.”. you turn your attention to him and slowly nods with a reassuring smile, “thats okay with me but what do we do now? we still have the room for another 2 hours”. you said, genuinely not knowing what to do in the meanwhile. “we could go on a walk. i know a place with no people”. he said excitingly.

“i would like that”.

did he mean like a date? or just a walk like friends? doesn’t matter. you’re spending alone time with hyunjin, foreal this time.

“come on, get up!” he stood up, dragging you up from the couch.

maybe it’s not that bad having a crush on Hwang Hyunjin. maybe, it could even work out. maybe it could even go somewhere between you. only maybe, though.

[cugzarui]

watched episode 3

i think this show might be bad at female characters. i tried to be fair to gwen when analyzing her because i felt i might be bad at analyzing female characters but now that ive seen three episodes i realized its not just me. this show has basically NO female characters whatsoever. so far theres been gwen and...bens teacher? who is shown exactly twice for a whopping screen time of like two minutes and three lines. and thats. that's about it. theres like literally, no i think there's ACTUALLY, no other female characters so far save for an extra or two.

i cant even blame this on the show being from the 2000s cuz avatar the last air bender is *verifies online* yep from the exact same year and yet has a bunch of prominent female characters that are actual unique characters rather than just archetypes. phineas and ferb aired just a couple years after ben 10 and also do well for female characters. im pretty sure even spongebob does better than ben 10 here.

i didnt notice it the first time watching but its a little bizarre now that i did. in modern shows it's incredibly common for not just female characters but characters from all sorts of groups to be in any and every role. its a point of pride even as shows try to be as inclusive as possible. there is still some of that in the 2000s but not nearly as much. female leads for instance would be unusual in a show not explicitly made for girly girls (example: club winx. totally spies). but it would be standard to include at least one girl character (the token girl), and would not be at all unusual to include girls in other roles as well. ben 10 though just said "no thanks" and basically only included the token girl. bens and gwens bickering now becomes funny on a meta level cuz even the characters arnt happy that shes there. well except max anyway. ben literally asks what shes even doing there like he knows this isnt the show for her, and honestly? maybe we should've gotten that lucky girl spinoff. maybe she wouldve been better served by having her own show that actually knew how to write women.

i dont have much to say about the actual episode.

its a typical ben 10 adventure. it is the first time ben couldnt just punch his way out of a problem though, as theres a whole thing of who is the real bad guy that he has to figure out first. a mystery episode, and its a decent mystery as well, just not unusual for the ben 10 franchise. but i guess that's probably because this is one of the episodes that would set the precedent for how the show is written.

i would say the fight scenes and fight choreography in this show is top notch, and the animation in general. which i forgot to mention in my last post. but the fight with the kraken is one of my all time favorite fight scenes.

also max isnt as selfish in this episode so maybe i was too quick to judge him

and that guy...captain...shaw? sho? sh-never mind. exposition guy. i like him. hes a good true neutral character. he aint a bad guy but he can be trouble and you gotta watch out for him. he dont respect authority and he aint no snitch. hes unlikeable enough i dont root for him but i like him around. honestly maybe he shouldve been in more episodes.

[spider-bren]

I 100% support your klaber simping. PLEASE anything that has klaber x reader (idk about gender maybe slight fem preference). It is such a shame that there are like no stories about him. im VERY uncreative so i can only think of a few basic prompt ideas: dating headcanon when on the same side vs siding with indy or maybe some angst about fighting with him when trying to convince him to settle down with you somewhere instead continuing to work for Voller

i REALLY dont care i just NEED stories with him

I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Some people are still sleeping on the greatness that is Boyd Holbrook. I am very glad to be doing my first ask for Klaber! So thank you for this. Feel free to give me more or if you just wanna scream about Klaber/Boyd. I LOVE how you said you don't care you just need stories with him. Honestly: Mood.

So here you go. I hope you enjoy. EXTREMELY happy to do more. Give me 5 more prompts (or maybe 10) I need him and I need to write him.

I do also ask that you please reblog my work when I do post so that we can get more people to post stories or give prompts. Klaber deserves the love :)

CHOOSE ME LIKE YOU CHOOSE HIM

Pairing: Klaber x Fem!Reader (can also be read as GN!Reader)

Prompt: maybe some angst about fighting with him when trying to convince him to settle down with you somewhere instead continuing to work for Voller

Warnings: Swearing, Angst, Canon Characterization - Nazi, Love Confessions, Mention of Size Difference

Summary: He didn't want to leave you. But he was a part of something greater than himself. You ask him to stay.

Dawn broke through the curtains of your apartment window. You were still half asleep when you felt the bed shift next to you. Klaber was moving to get up. The warm rays of light caught his golden head of hair that made it look almost white. His blue eyes fixed on yours as he leaned down to kiss your forehead.

"I have to go," he whispered, moving to get dressed.

You watched as he slipped on his grey suit pants and fastened the buttons of his crumpled white shirt. You rolled out of the bed before he left for the door. Blocking his path, he eyed you up and down in your underwear with a smile thinking you wanted one more kiss before he left.

"Eli, can we talk?"

"I only have a few minutes or else I'm gonna be late to meet my boss." He checked his watch impatiently.

But then seeing how seeing how serious you looked, he placed his hands on your shoulders. He was taller than you, bigger, broader. You liked that about him. You liked how he could tower over you and press you against walls. He wasn't threatening or ever violent.

You know what he did for work though. Henchman to Jürgen Voller. Lapdog for a Nazi.

You didn't care who he was. Only that he loved you and made you feel like you were special. He made time for you even in his busy schedule  when your other boyfriends never did.

"What's wrong, baby? I can see you're stressed out. I can be a little late. Tell me what's wrong."

You crossed your arms over your chest. "I don't want you to fly so much anymore. I miss you."

He sighed and rubbed your shoulders and arms. "Sweetheart, wherever he asks me to do, wherever he wants me to go, I have to do it."

"But you don't. You can stay with me. Can't you? You could choose me. You could settle down. We can move in together. No more back and forth and hotels. We can be together like a real couple."

"We are a real couple." He frowned.

"You know what I mean! I know this job is important to you. You want to belong to something. He helped you find yourself, find your place in this world and I don't ever judge you for it. I would never hate you for that. I want you to be happy and I want you to feel like you're at home and yourself. But...I want it to be with me. I want you to fight for me like you fight for him. I want you to run where I run, go where I go. Is that too much to ask for? If it is, then what are we doing? What future do we have?"

Klaber fixed his eyes on the floor. His shoulders lifted making him looker bigger as he let out a heavy breath. He let go of you and rubbed his thumb on his forehead before pinching the bridge of his nose.

"I owe everything I am to Voller. He gave me this life. I would be nowhere without him. I am who I am today because of him."

"I know you feel you're indebted to him, but what about me? I'm not just someone you fuck occasionally."

"No, you're not. Jesus, you're not. What am I supposed to do? Huh? I can't just---" He shook his head, tongue dragging angrily across his bottom lip.

There was a silence that caused a fissure inside your chest. He could walk out that door and you'd never see him again. He could choose a damn Nazi over you. You watched as his body settled and relaxed. His breathing evened out and his gaze was back on you.

"You're right, baby. I can't expect you to wait for me all the time. It's dangerous work, I know, and you're probably worried about me every day. Look, I will talk to Voller. I will make this work. I want us to work. You make me happy. Okay? Not this job. I got into this when I was nineteen and yes, it has it perks at best and at worst it's just a pain in the ass. But now, I found you, I want to be with you. I do want to live with you."

"You do? You mean it?" You pressed up against him, lifting yourself on your tiptoes to stretch up and lock your hands around his neck.

His large hands landed on your waist and pulled you in to his body.

"I do. I love you, y/n. Nothing can stop that. Not even Voller."

[hermioneismyrealname]

Ep 5. Bingo bingo bingo!

my set up for this.

ON TO THE SHOW! (just came off a horror movie with a weird ass ending)

So. Time has passed. Not by much everyone seems to have a watch and be looking at it. Rak working in the cleanest setting. As a writer myself, cant relate. Also not me pausing for a whole ass 10 minutes just to see what was on his shelf.

Then we have the confusing menus. Why? "Lady in a blanket?" They are riddiculous Mahasamut, dont you dare feel sorry. But the development seems to be back. Rak completely ready to defend Mahasamut with the waiter. OH MY DAYS THE SMALLEST BLOODY PORTION!

EMPTY BOXES! THOSE ARE EMPTY FOOD BOXES! AT LEAST ADD ROCKS TO GIVE IT SOME WEIGHT! Vie gives me vibes of another Mame character I will not speak of.

Now I;m judging their groceries. He got carrots - three packets. If it were me, i'd get them by the kilo. Organic my ass. Go to the flee market Mahasamut and get a proper price. BINGO! Mahasamut read Tongrak's novel! 18:30. Oh good cabbage. it's small. got some onions. OI get him the snacs! He needs his chocolate. If that were me, that trolley would barely last a week and a half. BINGO! Joking about age difference!

Oh the irony. Nothing like breaking the fourth wall... oh wow. having the secretary completely go at the main character of the story. Wow. Mame you went there. Mildly impressed.

And having Mook rest. That was needed. NIOOOOOO DONT DONT FUKCING DONT KISS HER WHILE SHE IS ASLEEP OH THANK HEAVENS! Bingo. Miscommunication 27:58 when mook has no clue that Vie is actaully into her. I'm counting that. Aya's acting on that part. That split second show of conflict in her eyes. That was good.

who the fuck are you... oh. ok.

HOOOOOOOOOO!!

Rak is angry awww. I love Mahasamut reacting in the background.

But im betting that is his step sister. she dares bring up his mother. oh burn her Rak. Burn her. Oh yeah. Def the step-bish.

I like how they trust Peat's acting in this. The shaky camera when they first enter. Then the steady still shot of him entering his room. I love how they made Mahasamut still stubborn but more willing to relent to Rak's breakdowns. He can sense that he secretly needs someone around but he still obeys because consent still matters (this is the bare minimum Mame). Also BINGO! heartbreak aka Peat cries so beautifully.

crying while eating. Been there bro. (did not expect that to sting)

BINGO!!! Sugar daddy shopping! HAHAHA! 44:00 Poor guy. He's just trying to serve a customer. Have I encountered this at the shop I work at? Yes. OHHHHH Mahasamut actually said sugar daddy. Do i get a bonus point? i hope there are no cameras. AhAHAHA noooooooo! NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO have some decorum?! Yay interuption.

Same Mahasamut.

think this series is half promo for Mame's other works.

This was better than last week's ep, i think. Nothing spectacuar happens in next week's apart from a set up for Love Sand. Which i'm pretty sure they recasted from THAT show. That show is my Scottish play.

[shifting803]

Shifting experience

N°2

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So basically, today i wanna share one of my experience in one of my main DR.

PS :Sorry for not posting for 8 days, i was not doing well, i will try to post more often.

I shift to Riverdale, ik it's an uncommun DR . I watched this show in 2023 and i loved it ( the 2 last season were so weird like...). And if you watched it it's better.

I want to talk about the characters and their personality. We often see our cc ( comfort characters ) on screen but when you haven't shifted yet to your DR, you haven't experienced their real personality and how they act everyday.

And i seen so much people who had shifted for a specific person and their were kinda surprised or shocked of how their cc were acting. I just wanna say that it's kinda of normal because you only see their personality they show and not their personality in private yk? Its not common but not as rare as you can think of. And i wanna share my first interactions with my cc and how i thought they would act and how they really act.

《 PART2 》

THE CHARACTERS:

Veronica Lodge: I thought she was really a bad bitch, a boss and with vibes of independant women. When i first met her i was so surprised ( not in a bad way ) that she is so sweet and actually not so strong. She is soo kind and she have much of a coquette vibes in real life. She cares so much about others people. It's so crazy. Her personality is the same as in the show but she has a side they didn't show in the show. I love her.

Betty Cooper : So basically she is the " perfect girl " and know how to handle every situations. But not all the time. And she is a lot more mean than i thought. Its not in a bad way but sometimes she is very honest. And she does not have have always good grades. She is so bad at science like its really bad. And she is soo funny. She make me laugh everytime. She wears more revealing clothes than in the show. She really has good style and not the style of a 10 years old like in a show. She is not as perfect as i thought ( Nobody is perfect ). She is really provocative and she is not scared of doing crazy things. One time she jumped of a cliff because of a dare ?!??! Happily she have nothing but it was so surprising. She is really cool and has more of a cool/chill vibes than coquette/perfect vibes.

Archie Andrews : I thought he was more serious. But this guy is literally a child. He have a dirty mind, every time you say something than can be related to ... he is laughing and telling a dirty joke. He is so funny! He is the clown of the class and he is the hell for teachers. He cant be serious for just 2 minutes. But he is so focus in sport than his actually grades. He love sport and everytime his team win or he win he is acting like a child a make fun of us... But i really love him. He really wanna save everyone and that's something not really good for him. Ik he is working on that and hope its working. Its really sentimental and he can cry for everything. One time i ate the last ice cream and he cried?? I really didn't know what to do so i just ran away...

Jughead : I dont have a lot to say about him expect he is like in the show. But he is sooo funny and not that serious too. But he is so intelligent. Sometimes he speak and i dont understand because he use metaphores. I dont judge him for that but he really likes using fancy words to impress us ( that's not necessary ). But he is so sweet and he remember every little things. He is always hungry!! Every two minutes he is like " Aargh, im so hungry. What time is it?? " And he really care about his family. He is really sarcastic and its annoying sometimes but that's ok. I really enjoy being with him.

I wanna to say that i take things out because i dont want to be traumatised 😍. And i made their lifes happier because they deserved it. I really like this DR and its the Show where i first shifted in. This DR gave me the motivation to shift and not giving up. They really helped me getting better and learned things from life. I hope you're motivated to shift tonight and be excited.

☆I hope this helped you and you enjoyed it. I really liked making this post. Stay motivated, don't give up and enjoy you're journey. Byye ~♡

Picture of clouds so beautiful ~~~

☆Love you all and Happy shifting♡

[tinogiehd]

completely unrelated but a fucking ridiculous dream happened and i know you host ran/boo neg so here i go, i guess?

okay so i drank way too many homemade cocktails that i call apple bunnies (vodka+apple juice+redbull+candied cherries+ice) and passed out (look it was a monday, please dont judge me 😭).

that is when i had a drama dream as i call it, where i was happily scrolling tmblr when something happened to throw the dash into a ridiculous panic driven posting, like the first person was i think gnfogies posting "WHAT THE FUCK" out of the blue, the posts kept coming 10 a minute i kept refreshing dash going whatthefuckisgoingon???? when the first screenshots came in.

dream and george posted a cute touching foreheads pic with both chains in full view and a heart made by their combined hands as a happy pride month thing and everyone was going fucking insane i mean rabid celebrating it

but there is a huge but

SOMEHOW, AT THE SAME TIME, ran/boo got exposed via someone secretly recording him making a throw away comment about male gay sex workers being gross because all of their videos were "cringy" and "bad lgbt rep" that made them "normal gays" look bad.

tinogie, it was fucking war, everyone was screeching at mach speeds and foaming at the mouth, i think twitter broke at one point ffs

i woke up scared shitless and close to tears never drinking that much EVER AGAIN FUCK THAT SHIT

🍎🐇 anon signing off, i hope i never dream about shit like this ever again (although please remember me if ran/boo ever gets canceled, i will be there in spirit)

guyss. s I'm really fucking scared why are you all having dnf dreams . I dreamt that dream and sapnap were both live with face cam and george was in sapnap's room and sapnap offered him a cookie and he went no maybe if you'd offered it ten minutes ago when I said I was hungry. but he took it anyways and brought it to dream and chat told sapnap and he just sighed and went well obviously :/ .... also anon this so fucking beautiful like this would be the best day of my whole life for the record

[kamoegoi]

my pioneer rcq tournament report

tl;dr 31 player turnout for 5 rounds. my final record is 2-2 drop details beneath the cut

god what an upsetting day. i am writing this just so frustated and embarassed of myself but im hoping writing and sharing will make me feel better idk.

the day starst with me waiting for my friend at the store. he said he would print off our deck lists using their printers because he works there and im sitting there knowing he lives jsut around the corner so he is going to show up at the last minute, so i sohuldnt sweat it but i am getting anxious the closer we get to the beginning of round 1. 10 minutes before the round start, my friend texts me to say that he fell off ladder and cant use his arm, so he is going to stay home and said i can ask his boss to print my list off. it happens without a hitch but still, im me, im rattled, but whatever. round 1 starts and i recognize the opponents name. we’ve played commander a few times at this store!

round 1 - vs obosh red wedding

reader, my opponent, who ive never seen play anytihng but commander, sits across from me, we shoot the shit a bit as we set up, and then we both reveal obosh. oh hell yeah!!! more oboshs running around is awesome. opponent plays an inspiring vantage and im like “oh hell yea!!!!” he’s playing the cool version. idk if his version is better than mine in in the mirror admittedly. game 1, i think i am? their mana base is really painful and they also dont get to run the same utility lands as i do, so i feel better if we get to the late game, but if we get to the late game we are both struggling. games 2 and 3, wedding invitation is sort of impossible to play through, though, so i think as long as i take game 1 (which i did) then ive got a shot because in game 3 that means i get to go first which matters a lot in this matchup.

god was game 3 mortifying though. i channle my sokenzan and attack with 2 tokens and my obosh. opponent raises an eyebrow, blocks, and i pass. as my opponent is taking his turn, i realize i couldve brought back my phoenix chick and im like “well alright, i still have enough mana to activate den of the bugbear which gives me 3 attackers anyways.” as my opponent passes the turn back to me, the judge comes over just as i activate the den, swing, and then bring back the phoenix chick. the judge immediately says “hey you cant do that” and i am immediately horrified, and i actually reply “oh it says whenever on it doesnt it?” because i realize my mistake as soon as it was pointed out. judge picks up the card to read it again to be sure and confirms my mistake, but in the end it doesnt matter, opponent had the last burn spell in hand to kill me anyways. the judge was an older boy i knew in high school, so it was doubly awful when he said “sorry [my name], i have to give you a warning for this.”

so for those of you playing at home, i made a mistake that cost me 8 points of damage (!!!!) when my opponent only had 9 health left (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), tunnel visioned on correcting it on my next turn, and cheated because i no longer met the requirements for phoenix chick and received a warning from the cooler older boy i knew from high school against the opponent who always invites me to join his table when i see him during casual night. my whole day is going to be about this. record is 0-1

round 2 - izzet phoenix

oh hell yeah i was literally hoping i would get this matchup because it is so fun imo. game 1 was tough, but i burn my way through a ledger with a full-price skewer the critics and racing a flipped thing in the ice(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) that bounced 3 of my guys. game 2............. i resolve obosh. opponent asks to read it to clarify and after they do, they say “okay” and put it back down. I take that to mean it resolves, and with my last untapped red mana and my opponen on 4 life, i cast play with fire targetting my opponent for lethal. opponent says “oh sorry, it resolves, but i meant to cast this when it comes down” and he shows me the lightning axe. because i didnt pass priority back, opponent never would have had the chance to kill my obosh before i get to cast own spell, but because i cast my spell first, that actually gives opponent the opportunity to respond, letting them kill my obosh before my own spell resolves and saving them from the double damage effect. i am not getting a second warning, so i call the judge over to explain it again to make sure ive got it right and the judge looks at me puzzled and confirms that i have indeed fucked myself by playing too fast and play proceeds with my opponent untapping and killing me. i do win the game 3, but god. to go from 1 mistake into a cheating warning in round 1, to a game losing fast play mistake in round 2? i didnt feel like i won. opponent was the sweetest boy about it. we ende dup just talking about the mtg storyline and what draft formats he liked. he also explained flesh and blood to me a bit, which was cool, because that game does sound neat. still, i am more and more frustrated with myself. record is 1-1

round 3 - velomachus neoform

i was so confused yall. i totally forgot this deck existed. opponent shocks himself turn 1 to duress (!!!!) me, then turn 2 shocks himself again to taigames scheming (????????). it clicks for me when the last card he puts into the graveyard away is a a karn’s temporal sundering (????????????????) and a neoform (!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and i immediately start sweating going “oh fuck is griselbrand in this format i have no idea” and i make the conscious note to get him down to less than 7 life so he cant draw a new hand if he manages to connect the combo. i throw a bunch of burn on him and get him down to 3 life so if i topdeck skewer the critics or another creature with haste, they will die, but i pass the turn and oh boy. opponent untaps, neoforms their blocker into velomachus lorehold and then swings, revealing a karns temporal sundering. he bounces one of my creatures which means i now can only win with skewer the critics, but i know what velocmachus does, so i get the impression im not going to get another turn period. opponent swings and finds another temporal sundering, bouncing my last creature, swings again and opponent starts sweating. opponent pulls the top 7 off the top of the deck and reveals part the water veil with a sigh of relief. opponent tells me he had actually scry’d two of his extra turn spells to the bottom, so after seeing 3 extra turns before that he said he was less than 5% to find the last extra turn spell to kill me. honestly the raddest shit i had ever seen. game 2 i burn him down, and opponent tries to go for infinte turns but comes up 1 turn short to kill me. i untap, play out my hand, and kill him. opponent explained that he could have neoform’d for a dragonlord atarka to wipe out my board, but because his life was so low, and because my light up the stage revealed another creature with haste and a ramanup ruins, that if he didnt try to win that turn, i would kill him in 2 turns and he wouldve only killed me in 3. tight. game 3 we both mulligan down to five, but opponent gets stuck on two non-blue producing lands, and i play 1 haste creature on turn 1 and two ahste creatures on turn 2 and then i draw nothing but burn after that. a bummer of an ending, but those first two games were cool as hell. record is 2-1

round 4 -abzan greasefang

so if i win this and go 3-1, i have a shot at making top 8. top 8 makes their tournament entry back, plus gets a cool thing in the ice promo, but top 4 get the big money and the invite to the big show. but then opponent shuffles up and plays turn 1 stitchers supplier and my gut drops out. this is a nightmare match up. game 1 opponent cant find a parahelion, but they do manage a sky sovereign and i burn him down to 5 life. if i can just find one more burn spell to go with the stomp in my hand, we got him, even though my board has been emptied by his skysovereign. reader, i dont find it. game 2, i bring in everything i can, but my opponent really does jsut have it. he finds parahelion on the last card of his girsly salvage and he resolves a greasefang. what can you do. record is 2-2

at this point, there will be at least 6 people with 2-2 record and the top 4 with 3-1 records would all take an intentional draw in the rounds going forward, so with my opponent that means there are 5 people with 3-1 which means only 3 people with 2-2 records can snag those last 3 top 8 spots. with my oppnents including an 0-2 phoenix, a 1-2 velocmachus, and my obosh opponent who ended up going 2-2 (hell yeah) i decided to drop assuming my breakers wouldnt be good enoguh for those last 3 spots and to give my round 4 opponent the best breakers possible in case i messed up the standings. i genuinely have no idea how tie breakers really work, but i know that even if i win, i had next to no chance to make top 8, and if i lose, i basically consign all of my opponents to not making top 8 either, so after the lact rcq where my friend missed top 8 because of my bad tiebreakers, i dropped and went home. before i left, i shot the shit with some of my friends who were either working or just hanging out at the store, comiserated about our records, but honestly i am just gutted. i was so excited for this weekend, and while i thought top 8 was a longshot for obosh, i never expected me to make so many game losing mistakes. im just so frustrated with myself. in a hundred different ways, i shouldve known better. im probably going to be upset about this for the rest of the day.

my takeaway? honestly, i have to reowrk the sideboard. i think it is simply a miserable matchup for all versions of mono red no matter what, but having my top 8 run stuffed both times by it is just such a bummer. instead of resigning to losing to black/red, devotion, AND greasefang, i should pick at least one of them to pick a fight with and i think the answer is devotion because its the closest match of the big decks in the format i think. im thinking:

- 3 rending flames

- 2 ferocidons

+ 4 burning hands

+ 1 rending volley

burning hands to ensure i can stuff whatever turn 2 roadblock devotion throws in front of me if they get to stick their turrn 1 elf and snuff out the cavalier if they i just need to sneak one more attacker in. i didnt see ANY sacrifice in the room, so i think cutting one more ferocidon to finish my set of rending volelys can help cement the win against izzet and gives me one more shot at killing greasefang. if sacrifice continues to not be a very present deck, cutting the last two ferocidons for 2 unlicensed hearse? obosh doesnt really help go over the top of greasfang and hearse being able to constantly eat away at the graveyard messes with both phoenix and greasefang way better than just lanterns do. i also didnt see any gruul vehicle decks, but i think kari zevs expertise would help both that matchup and devotion, so thats another angle.

something to think about. yknow besides the “play slower, call the judge before you make the mistake, not after” lesson. god damn it.

[whxre4hange]

attack on titan but dodgeball hc’s

eren is most definitely trying his best to DEMOLISH the other team

nothing will stand in his way. anything that does will be crushed.

probably hits a bunch of his teammates accidentally during his rampage

mikasa is mvp

well she would be if she wasn’t constantly lurking around ereh

NO ONE WILL TOUCH EREH

has dove and skidded on the ground at least 20 times to catch the ball and/or protect ereh

armin cowered on the ground behind his teammates for the first 20 minutes and was the last one standing cause everyone else got picked off before him

tries to psych the other team out- “cmon, let’s talk it out- we can talk this out! violence isn’t the answer!” [boos] “you wouldn’t wanna hit me, would you? i’m so weak and defenceless and you would NEVE-‘ [gets hit by 5 different balls]

sasha ate 10 baked potatoes before the game and she gets stitches 30 seconds into the game

she is on the floor crawling around the whole time

‘pls im an injured woman dont throw anything at me :(‘

she also snuck a bunch of snacks into her pockets so she’s snacking at the back until someone gets her out

and she’s still snacking on the sidelines #girboss

connie does not understand what is going on, he thinks it’s catch, so he keeps throwing it at his teammates

and he’s like :’o when everyone yells at him

“ur just mad because u cant catch properly” connie no ur just dumb sweetie

jean wants to be the leader and is the control freak of the team, but no one cares about anything he says

and because eren is not petty at all, he ignores everything jean says and instead gets everyone to do the opposite

marco is the wholesome one. shakes everyone’s hand. smiles and wishes everyone good luck (including the opposing team). is the first one out because he got distracted whilst smiling and waving to his mom, who was in the crowd. yells encouragement from the sidelines. (he’s so precious PLS)

reiner is following historia around constantly trying to be a human shield

spoiler; it doesn’t work

ymir keeps intercepting anything that dares come near historia and “accidentally” whacks reiner every time he gets too close

annie is the true mvp. she’s an absolute machine. but she kicks the balls instead of throwing it. beat up the referee when he tried to tell her it was against the rules

given his size, bertholdt is seemingly an easy target

or is he? bertolto is actually a very speedy player

although he struggled to get how the game worked at first, bertoloto quickly grasped the rules and became the runner up mvp

bertrololololololol has kind of made it his mission to be annie’s back up- always catching/intercepting anything that might hit annie and attacking would-be annie attacks

very good at running, ducking - you name it, birthcontrol can do it!

erwin, surprisingly, is really really really bad at dodgeball

gives a really huge inspirational speech to his team but doesn’t understand the point of it

why throw balls when he has the biggest balls out of everyone? [this was a joke about what a great brave commander he was, not a sex joke. pls don’t cancel me]

anyways all jokes aside, he just stands there like 🧍🏼 what is going on

gets hit very quickly and sits on the sidelines researching the origins of dodgeball

hange managed to invent this robotic arm that throws dodgeballs at an insane pace

but it malfunctions and targets her & her team instead

oh and she built it legs that have suddenly started working and it’s chasing her around now

moblit is frantically running after hange with the remote screaming because he can’t find the off button

(spoiler: there is no off button. hange forgot. in her defence, she made it at 3am on a grand total of -50 hours of sleep)

levi is above this nonsense and is silently judging you all

lmao you thought. he’s lurking in the back throwing stuff at hange #pettygirlboss

some r from aot junior high but I tried to expand on them and add more stuff :) hope u enjoyed

[toffeebeantable]

A Compilation of Quotes from the Deltarune livestream

About 99% of these quotes came from Toby lmao

“I was thinking carefully about dads when I made this game”

“I made this game be able to specifically fit ‘threedads’

“Alright lets watch mom and kris walk under the car”

“Drink from the water machine. Aka the water bubbler”

“I boy-proofed the game”

“No swearwords in game…except ass”

"don't say it's bad.... by the way it's bad"

“Thats just snoopy getting hit with a baseball”

“This hole is a reference to holes”

“Cover the dogs’s eyes….yum yum yum”

“Oh ye oui oui”(3x throughout the stream)

“You little water beetle”

"I made this game by accident."

“I google the word leg. Then I drew what I saw”

“Get rid of that picture before we get sued”

“This game was really hard to think of lol”

“If its not fun then I shoot laser eyes like toriel, she learned that from me”

“I tend to jump out of bushes and toby found it was really charming so he put it in a game”“Thats a lie”

“Lancer is like a blue winnie the poo a little bit”

"Christopher robin final boss"

“A beautiful egg boy”

“Theres spider man form, theres homer form… and mickey mouse”

“Homer Simpson elemental”

“What if i just put snoopy in the game, no one will notice”

“Kinda just wish they could go into pokeballs”

"It’s actually somewhat sneezing"

"Starting a band where you beat up children"

"Susie's axe looks like a tooth brush"

"Are you three dads ripened up"

"AO3 dads"

"Sorry i dropped my robot voice"

"Which one of you is the lesser dad, that is the question"

"The worm of the household"

"Its like a birthday party clown clocking in at the last 10 minutes drunk"

"Having spell things out in cursive looney tunes style"

"Jevil is the underground meat clown"

"Oh my god it's sans from smash brothers"

“But again making game by yourself hard”

"Family funny moments"-during chaos king fight

"Yea that fountain has definitely changed him... I mean you would if there was a giant smoke pillar"

"You cant judge a guy unless you walked a mile in their smoke fountain"

"Only a couple more turns and you'll be home free to eat home fries"

"Cool mantle bro"

"He's kinda cute...bro"

"He’s also quite a round... but muscular"

"Will lancer's belly button ever open like his dad's?" "i dont want to talk about it"

"Shoutout to the guys at the bottom. Who the heck are those guys. Someone tell me"

"Newburt for smash"

"The dark bubbler"

"Time to steal the fountain"

"Thanks Calvin’s dad"

"Nobody look at my maracas or swords"

"He burned his hands on pizza sauce or something"

"Sans is going to wavedash to my house and kill me"

"I will suck up the money"

"Why does he have bushes in a freezer like ice cream"

“Love wins”

“Shout outs to Brazil from Omori”

“This must be how Jerma feels”

[moneymasnn]

One where your just a normal uni student who is dating mason you go to his latest game to find out a few ig models have been gifted tickets (which they have tonight) and they have mason set in their sights. He sees you after the match and knows something is wrong so you explain and he makes it known it’s you he wants

You Make Me Human| Mason Mount

fluff fluff fluff (I haven't proof read so plz don't judge<3)

Burb: Basically explained in there request but, Y/n feels insecure after coming to terms with the fact she doesn't to compare to the models that are after her boyfriend, but not only does mason reassure her, he opens up about how any silly model could never compare to her in his eyes.

notes: I loved writing this! and also IM BACK I haven't posted anything for weeks, but I forgot how much writing for you guys helps my mental health! thank you for all the notes and follows and anyone that just supports, you guys will never know how much appreciate it. Corny lol.

Warnings: none just lots of mason fluff <3

You were sat in a Chelsea blue stadium chair, somewhere you found yourself most days you had off. Wrapped up in a thick puffer coat with one of masons old jerseys underneath, not that anyone could see it, but you considered it a good luck charm. You felt the most happiest watching the little blue dot that was mason run around a pitch for 90 minutes, you felt as though you could watch him play for hours and never get bored.

It was a normal Thursday, you probably should be a home finishing your university work, but you wanted to take a break and be anywhere where mason was.

Although, your attention would usually set on the match in-front of you, you couldn’t help but notice the gorgeous women in front of you. They were taking photos of each other in their Chelsea merchandise for what looking like their social medias, paying no attention to the game below, just their phones.

You usually dont pay attention to these things, but when one of them started talking about how she was going to sleep with the mason mount at this party after the match, you felt the blood boil in your veins.

Once the match had ended you and your sister, who had came to keep you company, made you way down to the family room where you sipped some free wine and waited for the team to get change and come join you. The thing is about the family room was it was less of a family room and more like a vip room.

You had noticed the girls from earlier in the corner with their tight leggings and rolled up Chelsea shirts showing their belly buttons and hour glass figures. There was no doubt you felt insecure around them, mason could have many of these pretty models but he settled for a dyslexic, broke, uni student.

“Y/n? Y/n? Are you even listening to me?” your sister said, clicking her finger in your face.

You wasn’t listening, your eyes were set on the girl who had “mount” and “19” on her back.

“Yeah, I am, sorry. What was you saying?” You turn your attention to your sister.

“Don’t worry, wasn’t anything interesting anyway.” She had turned so she was now standing next to you instead of in front of you, her eyes catching what had previously held captive of yours.

You watched as she thinned her eyes, glaring at the model. “Some girls have no respect, honestly. A tenner says she starts making tik tok dances in front of everyone with no shame in the next 10 minutes.”

You giggle at her comment, starting to feel slight more relaxed as you downed your free wine. You then notice some of the boys walk though the door.

“Well masons here now.” Says your sister as she notices a few of the boys walk in.

“Oh no, he won’t come in yet. He’s always the last one out, he likes to spend time on his hair.” You laugh with your sister as you patiently waited foe your boyfriend.

About 15 minutes later mason and Ben pile though the doors together, laughing loudly at something one of them had said, and it must have been really funny because the smile on masons face could light up a room. He hadn’t noticed you yet, but you watched as his eyes scanned the room for what was no doubt, you.

Once his eyes met more his pupils dilated and the sides of his mouth tugged upwards. However his smile was immediately stolen when he saw the sour look on your face, you thought you had hidden your jealousy a bit better, but obviously not.

You had been with Mason for 10 months and in that's short time Mason could read you like a book, he knew you better than you knew your self. To him you were predictable, but he felt a slight shock in the centre of his heart when he saw your face, immediately telling him something was wrong.

You once again downed you second glass of wine, causing a break in eye contact for you and mason. And when you looked back up again you saw one of the models had made her way up to your boyfriend. Her hand was on his bicep as she extravagantly laughed at whatever he was saying.

“I need another glass” you turn to your sister.

“Are you sure? You’ve already had two-“ she tuts as her eyes flicker from mason to you. “Look at him, he has no interest in those girls. What. So. Ever. Stop being insecure, because it’s you that gets to take the sexy footballer home tonight���.

You grimace at the fact she had just referred to your boyfriend as “the sexy footballer” but in no doubt she was right.

Your eyes move back to where mason was previously standing but he wasn’t there anymore.

“I’m gonna go look for-“ you turn to your sister to say, but you stop when you find what you was looking for is right next to you.

“For me?” Mason grins, as he screws back on the lid to his water bottle.

His arms warp around you as he kisses the top of your head, he could tell you was being stiff and then he knew something was definitely wrong.

“What’s up?”

“Nothing”

“Doesn’t look like nothing to me”

You didn’t have time to reply before a couple girls come over to talk to mason. You sisters eyes widened as she immediately realises what’s going to happen here.

“Hey mase, are you coming out for drinks with us?”

She has some stupid little child voice on, you wanted nothing more than to punch her, not only for calling him ‘mase’ but for the guts on her to place her hand back on his bicep as she twirls her hair in her other hand.

“Probably not, sorry” mason jerks back, freeing his arm from her grip.

“Oh come on macey, it will be fun” she smiles.

“Yeah Macey, why don’t you go have some fun?” You couldn’t help yourself, you had said it then stormed off. You head mason call you name from behind you but you carried on walking.

The plan was to just grab your sister, who had some how slipped away from you, and go. You wanted to be any where other then in this room.

When you spotted your sister she was with ben, since when did she know ben?

You walked over, refusing to make eye contact with either of the pair. “We’re going.”

“What?” Her and ben both said in sync.

“Why? You said we were staying for the after party?” She winned.

“Yeah, well, plans change. Get your shit were going.”

“Y/n? What did you do?”

“I didn’t do anything” you reply, with an emphasis’ on the ‘I’.

“Can you just hurry up, I really want to leave” you look at you sister with pleading eyes.

She just hums and starts to put her coat on, “Can I erm, maybe get your number?” Mumbles Ben to your sister.

“What?” you say, looking ben up and down with daggers.

“Yeah of corse” you sister glares at you as she pulls her phone out.

“Oh this is not happening right now” you mumble and place you fingers on your temples.

You knew it was about time mason was going to find you, it wasn’t like this room was a maze.

“Y/n? What was that?” Asks mason as he comes to a halt next to you.

"Great" you mumble with straight lips, while you stare down you sister who is currently passing her phone to ben. Doing everything in your power to avoid creating eye contact with mason.

"Y/n?, please talk to me." mason calmly says as he grabs your arm to turn you to face him.

You could feel the gazes from ben and your sister, but your could also feel all the gazes of the gorgeous models staring at your boyfriend.

"I just want to go home-"

"Why?" mason interrupts you.

"I don't feel well." you cross your arms and stare down at the floor.

"If this is about that girl, I was never going out for dirinks I have no idea why she even said that."

"Mase, I just want to go home." you stare into your boyfriends confused eyes.

"Thats not fair y/n"

"Mase!" you scream out as his grip on your arm tightens as he's pulling you out of the crowded room and into a quiet hall way.

You sigh as you place your back up agains the wall, you don't think you can handle it anymore. You're nothing other than a in debt uni student, you don't compare to any of these models that want to be with your boyfriend.

"Whats this about then? come on then. Tell me." mason beacons you to reason with him.

You lift your back up from the wall as you stand straight, prepared to see your relationship crumble at the hands of your own insecurities.

"You really want to know? Mason just hums in response.

"Fine. I feel- I feel like there's so much pressure on me all the time, mason. Being your- being 'thee mason mounts' girlfriend is hard, Im constantly being compared to these really really pretty women, that might I add would literally fall too these knees for you-"

"And?"

"And, my point is. I don't get it ,mase. I don't get what you see in me when there's so many better options." but once again your cut off by mason.

"What you don't get is that you're what I want, y/n/n. You literally just said it yourself, I could have any of them models in there, sure. But the thing is, they don't want me, they want 'mason mount'. All of them girls in there just like the idea of being a wag, and all the publicity and attention it brings them. Them girls you're comparing yourself too, they just want to sleep with me so they can use me to social climb."

Mason takes a long breath before getting ready to say something else.

"You know, you're the first girl who hasn't looked at me like a piece of meat. You don't see 'mason mount' you see me y/n, and that's why I am so so so in love with you. You're the first girl who Ive looked at and though, "yeah, mums going to love her". And you're the only girl I've ever looked at and though ' yeah, I'm going to marry her one day'."

You couldn't see mason anymore because your vision was blurred with your tears, you hadn't realised mason made you cry until you felt the salty taste hit your lips.

"Y/n, I really want to have you in my life for as long as your have me, because- because you make me feel human."

Mason walks forward and places one of his hands on your palm, intertwining your fingers. He uses his other hand to wipe away a falling tear before placing it firmly around your waist. You lent forward to place your forehead on his.

"I love you y/n/n"

"I love you more. Mase, I'm really sorry, I hope you know I'm not going anywhere" you giggle with a few sniffles.

"I'm never letting you go anywhere."

You both stood like that for a few moments, in each-others embrace.

"mase"

"yes, my sweet"

"You make me feel human too" you pecked his lips as you both hummed a smile into each others lips.

Masterlist

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Gale Reviews: ML Season 5 episode 3 Destruction

(Spoilers below)

-Marinette was watching Alya's video on the ladybug and Alya caught her in 4K. She knew Marinette is worried and is sleeping over. This is good friendship

-Gabriel still being a bitch. Forcing the Kwami to help

-So learning about the rooster. He cant just copy the powers of other Kwami. So at least he isnt THAT broken.

-The kwami are totally trolling him. I love it.

-Xuppa my lovabale monkey child. KEEP TORTURING HIM

-The Kwami family defend themselves against the abusive Gabriel. HOW ABOUT YOU LEARN GABE!

-Nice Try Gabe. But their owner IS LADYBUG. Fu being smart made sure to say the guardian was LADYBUG. Look at that. Fu was actually being smart with that.

-Oh no, Gabe is using them like GOOGLE MAPS!!!

-Sabine in Pajamas... Nice

-Damn it, Tom is adorable. I will not interfere... for now Tom.

-Something seems off. What present?

-Did Marinette think this far ahead?

-OH DAMN! This is smart! They planned in the event Hawkmoth ever got one of them. Well played.

-Alya shows up and is like "I caught you creeping in 4K Hawky!"

-"Hey thats censorship." That made me giggle

-Xuppa my sweet boy. You are now my third fave kwami

-Now we at the Ice Rank

-And wipe out.

-The ice skating guy just like "Here you go sir". Like it isnt the villain of Paris.

-Gabe thinks he is being clever. Side note, this look he has is growing on me. Except the ears...

-This guy just took a selfie with Monarch like it will get him cred

-Hawk-Penguin? HE F***ING WISHES

-HE TWEETED IT. AMAZING

-And now the wax meuseum

-ITS A TRAP! Well done.

-42 Halfwit Street. This is the donkey drawing of oblivio for season 5

-And IT WAS THE REAL CHAT NOIR

-Oh cataclysm, and tied to him. THEY GOT HIM.

-TAKE THE MIRACULOUS OFF OF HIM NOW!!!

-the kwami think they are free. But its episode 3, way too early.

-LADYBUG STOP THE MONOLOGUE! You are leaving yourself open!

-Well at least he didnt try to escape during that.

-Damn, Gabriel ate a cataclysm to escape!

-Oooo, that looks painful! Damn. He deserves it

-You know what, I will give Hawky props, I didnt think he would actually do it.

-Oh s***, Chat noir feels guilt. Baby boy no. He doesnt count as people, dont feel bad.

-Well, this is Gabe's fault.

-SO THIS WAS ALL A FLASHBACK EXPLAINATION TO ALYA?!

-So marinette came up with a plan in case this happened. So this is what she did. Thats a clever plan. (I wont explain it, watch it, its clever)

-Simp noir is canon and a key part of the plan. Brilliant.

-It is cute to see this more playful side of Marinette, explaining the plans

-The kwami deserve a reward for their acting

-I love seeing how they planned the pose.

-So Marinette out here playing 4d chess. She only never expected Gabe to cataclysm himself. So I dont blame her.

-I am with Alya that plan was brilliant

-The alyanette juice is great

-Wait a minute. THIS HAPPENED BEFORE MULTIPLICATION?!

-OF COURSE IT DID, SO WAIT, EPISODE 26 OF SEASON 4, SEASON 5 EPISODE 1, AND 3 ALL HAPPENED IN THE COURSE OF A DAY?!

-Oh that is a nasty mark you got their Gabe. But you deserve it.

-Oh no the ring making process is really messed up

-HE MELTS THEM AND THEN MAKES THEM RINGS

-Nathalie, why are you helping him?

-Gabriel really making these rediculous bling for the sake of elaborate BS

-All to hide his cataclysm, he decided to look like a sterile tampon

-And The rings give him a new suit

-I do think the transformation leading to it looks cool. But its crappy costume

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OKAY I HAVE THOUGHTS!

So I think this episode was well written, it had drama, it had comedy, and it had lasting consequences.

I like that Gabriel didnt get out of this unscathed.

I do find it fitting in the timeline a bit weird... But aside from that. I dont mind it

8.5/10

I still think Evolution is the best episode of season 5 so far. But this one is pretty good.

I think leaks or not, I will be willing to watch the episodes and judge them on their merit, not just the leaks

[cumxxslutt]

Really .

FEM/BLACK READER

Warnings: weird “friend”, Roman being a amazing boyfriend , cussing , slapping (not towards reader tho🤭) , angst .

Roman reigns x reader

Enjoy . 🎀

“I’m about to punch this bitch” I lowly say to my best friend of 12 years turning towards him taking my eyes off the scene in front of me he only laughs “bitch me personally..” he started but I hit his arm “see what we not about to do is that me personally stuff” I say laughing this conversation kinda taking my mind off Lexi..

This was supposed to be a nice lil get together some family a couple friends and Lexi…Lexi my friend of 1 year and 2 months

20 minutes has passed and I was know in the kitchen with Jamie “Jamie let’s go to the living room my feet hurt” I said mugging him cause he was making me stand in the damn kitchen because his ex was here and he was scared “bitch nooo” he started but I just walked off to find my man

Walking into my living room I see something, no someone a little to close on Roman moving closer I see Lexi practically sitting on his lap and he looks very uncomfortable

“What’s going on here” I look at Roman and relief floods through his eyes Lexi jumps from hearing my voice and moving from him and getting up walking towards me

“Hey y/n I was just coming to look for you” lying straight through her fucking teeth I just look at her slightly pushing past her and walking towards roman “hey baby” he looks at me with pure love in his eyes which makes my heart jump at the sight “hey mama” he slightly whispers still looking at me like a cute lost puppy the only thing I can do is let out a laugh as I fall on him

Wrapping his arms around me I smile as I sit in his lap with my back against his chest with his arms holding me around my waist sitting in a criss-cross-apple sauce position looking up I see Lexi looking at me with hatred I only smirked

It’s been 30 minutes and I never wanted to smack a bitch so fucking bad she finally plucked my last nerve rolling her damn eyes at me for the 10th time tonight at least

“What’s your problem bitch” I say unwrapping Roman’s arms from around me and getting up he looks confused for a second then looks towards where I’m walking heading straight for that bitch she looks scared , good

“What are you even talking about” she says acting all confused “you’ve be rolling your damn eyes and making stank faces at me all night” “no I haven-“ but you hear jamie shout from the back “LIES” he says sipping on his drink you look at him and then turn back towards Lexi

“WELL ITS NOT FAIR YOU HAVE EVERYTHING” she yells breaking down and crying our guest was just watching this go on but who where they to judge she was the one being weird

“YOU HAVE THE MONEY , THE CLOTHES , YOUR FAMOUS , AND MOST OF ALL A BOYFRIEND YOU DONT FUCKING DESERVE-“ you stop her right there by slapping her as hard as you can hearing that slap made you almost feel it your self “get the hell out of my house” you lowly say as she stares at you “wow” she mumbled pushing pass you grabbing her things

Walking out the door you hear her yell “EAT SHIT AND DIE Y/N” fed up you yell “EAT SHIT AND LIVE LEXI” walking in your kitchen you grab a bottle of wine and set it down

Hearing Roman tell everybody the little get together was over and hearing people walk out you hear some feet running towards the kitchen you feel arms wrap around you “you gonna be okay babe” Jamie mumbled hugging you “yea” you mumble back with a small smile “okay” he says smiling “BYE ROMAN” you hear him shout “BYE” you hear Roman shout from the living room

Hearing the door slam shut you get up and walk to the living room seeing roman cleaning up you start helping him after 10 minutes your done and he’s know carrying you up stairs “you okay he” he mumbled kissing your lips “yea” you mumble back giving him more kisses as he runs you a bath .

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