#i luv clown boys

[xxacid-milkixx]

plz meet my circus colleagues:

ronnie

mom couldnt find marx on amazon in 2015 so she got jester kirby (mirby)

santiago

Jacques

large man who is squished between my bed

bondage dimentio

hanging snopy

jack

[con-cognito]

Inktobertale day 17: magician

I found it hard to come up with an outfit that wouldn't look too costume-y, so I tried to make it kinda couture at first, but now that I'm looking at it, it's still very much costume-y, isn't it? XDD But I really really like it, so I'm not complaining!

[lorarri]

★ . . . 𝐑𝐄𝐃 + 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄 , 𝐂𝐋𝟏𝟔

summary , after the champions league final, chelsea's star player Y/N L/N reveals her relashiopship with ferrari's golden boy charles leclerc

pairing , charles leclerc x fem! chelsea! footballer! reader

main masterlist | f1 masterlist | charles leclerc masterlist | next part

CHELSAE FC → "WE HAVE BEEN CLOSE EVER SINCE" | MASON MOUNT ON MEETING Y/N L/N | THE CLUBHOUSE

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user yass self care queen

user okay but mason and joão both liked ⤷ user this is a post about her upcoming final match and yall clowns somehow find a way to drag those two jokes into it smh ⤷ user well I'm just curious ⤷ user well just shut the fuck up ⤷ user SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

chelseafcw 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 ⤷ yourinstagram 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

user team mason ⤷ user team joão better tbh ⤷ user team joão eating crumbs compared to us ⤷ user okay but am I that Y/N would look good with rashford ⤷ user no way in fucking hell would our blue queen date a red bastard ⤷ user yeah as much as I hate to agree with this bitch I agree our girl loyal to the blue

user london is 💙 ⤷ user london is ❤️ ⤷ user no 💙 ⤷ user no ❤️

chelseafc 🙌

user teach the boys how to play ⤷ user trust me they will

user 👏🔥🙌🙌👏

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user 🐐🐐🐐

johannakaneryd my boo ⤷ yourinstagram luv you angel

user okay since yall so caught up with this whole felix vs mount thing am I the only one who noticed that charles leclerc liked? ⤷ user omg...wtf is going on here ⤷ user he follows her to ⤷ user who is charles leclerc? ⤷ user he's an f1 driver for ferrair ⤷ user is he any good? ⤷ user yeah but you what he is even better at that isn't driving ⤷ user what? ⤷ user fumbling baddies who are out of this league ⤷ user 🤣🤣🤣

SKY FOOTBALL → "THE TRUTH WILL REVEL ITSELF " | Y/N L/N ON THE RUMORS DURING PRE MATCH INTERVIEW | SKY SPORTS

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user our girls do it again 💙

charles_leclerc congrats on the win 💙 ⤷ chelseafcw so finally decided to turn blue? ⤷ charles_leclerc something like that... ⤷ user they know something we don't ⤷ user for sure

user my team 💙

chelseafc having a sense of deja vu... ⤷ chelseafcw we did it better though... ⤷ user not admins beefing over who is the better team 💀 ⤷ user but the answer to that question is the ladies ⤷ chelseafcw facts

user🔥🔥🔥 ⤷ user you are right Y/N is hot

user Y/N's hat trick was no surprise ⤷ user everyone knew it was coming it was just a matter of when ⤷ user as expected from the blue queen ⤷ user it's red queen now thank's to charles the agent leclerc ⤷ user what is his address..asking for a friend

user team of blues and one red imposter ⤷ user the shade🤣

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[seonghw4ffles]

daydream

" it's your world, and i'm just in it. "

playing boy in luv, after school, happy fools ...

hongjoong x fem!reader

au: highschool

genre: grumpy!reader x sunshine!hongjoong, pure fluff, bad test score comfort, hongjoongs cocky but not really, first kiss

w/c: 1.4k

summary: you don't understand what went wrong. you're known to be the winner of these competitive exams, as the top a-grade student of the entire school, and it seems like your reputation has now been crushed. as the scoreboard was displayed, your name didn't fit in second place. your eyes, widened, follows north to the victor, and you're now in greater shock at who it is. kim hongjoong? how is he there?? he's absent less than half the time, class clown, and a jerk. he is the last person you could ever guess who held the capability of defeating you.

tw: ice cream, especially mint chocolate if that tells you anything, drenching rain, skibidi toilet idk

note: yeah if u could guess yea i got an ass test score and its the WORST when ur a perfectionist yeah this is just pure comfort, its NOT proofread cuz i just rambled on and on w this, and its so rushed for A REASON chat oh and also i wanna get back at him for hating my favourite ice cream flavour.

"heyyyy…"

hongjoong stands as he listens through the bathroom door, hearing the sobs of his nightmares. his ears instinctively presses to the gap between the door and the wall.

"hongjoong, go away."

"that's not nice."

he is genuinely inexperienced in this type of situation. he never cared, because he had nobody to comfort anyway, but at this moment, he wishes he spent his whole life studying therapy. he lightly trembles on his feet only listening to you cry. he does not know what to say.

"do… do you want to talk about it..?" he asks gently.

"you already know."

"yeah, but…"

hongjoong's fists clench. he always thought it was easy to comfort someone, but he now realises how impossible it seems to be. he strikes the restrictive, annoying door with his fist out of irritation.

"stop crying."

"get lost."

hongjoong loudly groans, slumping against the bathroom door downwards to end up sitting on the dirty floor. despite the crowds walking around the corridors to leave the school like escaping from a torture chamber, he can hear your crying way too clearly. he knows he probably looks crazy to be sitting against the door of the women's bathroom, but it is quite literally the last thing he is concerned about. you cannot ruin your own reputation if you never had one at all.

"come onn, 82% is not bad at all," he whines, really trying his best to convince you.

"compared to my other test scores, it looks disgusting."

your voice cracks, and so does hongjoong.

he slowly turns to look at the door. "hey… if it makes you feel better, wooyoung got 59%," he says, gently and affectionately, in hopes that it would comfort you.

"i don't care about wooyoung."

hongjoong slams his fist against the door once again.

"you're being annoyinggggg!! just come ouuutttt!!!!!!"

"no."

he groans again, loudly, leaning his head back. the stubbornness is killing him, and hongjoong is not one for patience. he never understood why a boy would want to sit against a public womens bathroom all for a girl… until you. however, all that frustration suddenly dissolves after he hears you giggle.

his head snaps up, and his heart flutters.

"y/n, if you come out, we can go to the park and get ice cream. i'll pay. to make you feel better."

˖ ࣪⭑

"there were 15 choices, and out of every single flavour, you chose mint chocolate??" he mumbles, looking sickened by the strange green coloured ice cream you're grasping. he sounds as if he did not intend for you to hear, as if he was merely saying aloud of what's on his mind.

"you don't like mint chocolate??" your head snaps as you reply, more than surprised.

"i don't understand why people would like such a thing."

"i don't think i can continue talking to you anymore."

"why would you like something that tastes exactly like toothpaste?"

"toothpaste?!-" you repeat loudly, now leaning your head lower to investigate him as he mindlessly consumes his ice cream, rising in astonishment the longer this topic is being talked about. your friend, seonghwa, has the same view and oftenly uses the same point against you. you sometimes wonder why everyone that knows you is always against you in almost everything. 

"you're literally eating rainbow flavour. you can't be more shallow than that," you rebut.

"what?"

"mint adds personality. rainbow flavour... what are we? five??"

he is bewildered by what you said.

"EXCUSE ME?!?>>!?!>?!?!!??!>?!" hongjoong exclaims. "i got the highest of the whole school, thank you very much, little miss smarty girl or whatever."

being the competitive person you are, the topic brought up annoys you. you're still tremendously salty about the outcome of that event. you really expected to be first, like all those other times.

he is one great child of mischief. he listens to no one, and is involved in every physical fight. schoolwork is nothing to him, considering his awful reports of missing assigments. however, you are the complete opposite. sure you're straight a's but you also work hard, hence the term 'lazy genius' throws you off the most.

hongjoong seems visibly amused by your silence, as if nothing was funnier.

you huff. "how did you get FULL MARKS on that damn test??"

"oh," he laughs. "math is easy."

"go away from me," you immediately respond.

"heehee~~"

but despite that, you never felt so easily reassured after such a plight like that until now. sure, you're disappointed, but the stroll with hongjoong strangely makes everything okay.

the conversations turned into silence, enjoying the outside, appreciating the beauty of the city. and maybe, just subtly, each other as well.

nothing felt more fulfilling.

you walk across the city, greatly dazzled by a few paintings displayed on the exterior of a building. "you like art?" you ask hongjoong, witnessing the way he immerses in them. he never appeared to be one with a passion for such things. "yeah. i can't create art, though, which is a shame."

unlike him, you liked creating art a lot. you were known to be a good artist by many. in fact, there was a temporary art exhibition held at your school not long ago, involving pieces developed by countless students, including yours. you remember him being the last one there as a guest after everyone left satisfied, although couldn't recall a piece with his name.

"you spent a lot of time at the school's exhibition."

"it's really cool that i'm within a community of many great artists."

it's indeed very odd for a clown like him to appreciate something so much, especially one that involves the most patience, such as art.

"hongjoong, which painting was your favourite?" you ask, your eyes gazing at the public creations drifting past as you walk.

"truthfully? yours," he says with no hesitation.

you slowly turn towards him, quite unexpected of that answer. "huh?"

"yours. whenever i observe them, i feel like i'm somewhere else. a dream, perhaps, rather than mere paint on a canvas."

he catches you surprised, and he smiles.

you never really felt this flattered. nobody complimented your art with such sincerity. maybe this hongjoong guy in your class isn't as bad as you depicted him to be.

the walk continued, and it was wonderful.

˖ ࣪⭑

"it's OKAY that you're upset! it's a GOOD thing!!"

he laughs, breaking free from under the umbrella to spin around in the soaking rain. hongjoong turns to you with an invincible, illuminant smile.

all you could do was dread school, everything, after that test score.

but despite the desperately falling rain, the cold breeze and the faded sunshine, he remains happy. it seems as if there is truly nothing he fears. he stands out in the darkness. he has the glamorous ability to make an environment so suffocating into a moment so beautiful. before hongjoong, you never noticed the refreshing smell of dew that blooms in wet weather, or the raindrops creating beautiful rings on the puddles of the ground. yet, you still cannot decide if hongjoong's mysterious enthusiasm was rather impressive or just infuriating.

"can you just… stop being so… you, right now?"

you stop walking, tightening your grip on the umbrella while staring right at him, watching him pause and turn around.

you both stare in silence at one another, your surroundings of the threatening winds and rain now feeling louder than before. in merely a few words, the adrenaline mood that hongjoong has constructed has now vanished within the harsh winds. the sudden tension causes you to instantly drown into deep regret.

"hongjoong… i just-"

you are cut off by his large, sudden step towards you. he holds out his hand, and you flinch at the sudden touch from your cheeks to your soaked hair. he hides a stream carefully behind your ear as he gazes. his fingers felt so soft and gentle, despite that it is the hands of your greatest academic rival. he smiles, and you feel as though he has reached through you and mended your stone-cold heart.

he brings his face closer, now inches away.

"i know," he mutters. it is the only few words you needed to recover.

"as much as i like you, y/n, i'm going to kindly decline that offer."

he was quiet, but was close enough for you to listen to every word he says and every detail of his voice. his voice sounds treasuring, his words felt soothing, and the way your name leaves his mouth makes you a little happier.

and he kisses you.

he kisses you like there was nothing else in the world. like the rain wasn't pouring, like the cars weren't tumultuous. you felt warm.

you were unable to fully comprehend this entire situation before he already stepped backwards. his smile remains wide, despite his completely soaked frame, continuing to be a target for the clouds to rain on.

"now, if you continue to waste time, i'm dragging you home before you catch a cold."

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Chubby F! Housewife Reader x M! Yandere OC Jasper

Part 4

Part 1 here!

MINORS DNI!

CW: F!Reader, reader has a vagina, reader referred to as she/her, non-con somno touching, reader has hair(not described just “in face”, pet names for reader(pretty, ), age regression? kinda a little, names called not by ML(bitch, ), TW ED AND WEIGHT MENTIONED NEGATIVELY(ily fellow girlies and NB’s and boys with ED’s please be warned!), just sad kinda vibes, short part(getting back into it sorry luv yas!) ABUSIVE HUSBAND omg sorry i forgot the wholeass theme

(i know i gave us all so many options XD also i deleted the wholeass ending of the last post?? i confused myself lol so sorry ignore the weirdness plz idk why i did that)

Song rec: a lot on ur plate, by Father

“O-oh this? hah, I uh-uhm, fell, haha, yeah, it was really embarrassing, to be honest.” You rub your arm bashfully, hoping he’ll drop it.

Fell.

On your eye?

Sure.

He smiles softly at you, offering silent consolation for whatever you do not wish to admit. Then he steps back and let’s you inside.

Once inside his eccentricly vaporwave home, he leads you to his game room. It’s fully decked out with two multi-monitored setups, and a humungous T.V. The cable management is immaculate-meaning: You don’t see a single one, it’s beautiful even if you aren’t really into this stuff, you can see the care and dedication he’s put into his hobby, just the same as the rest of his house.

“Wow Jasper! This is so cool!! Your place is really awesome! I don’t know if i’ve told you that yet, but i’m obsessed!” You motion towards the room to show off your point.

He glows sheepishly, he’s used to complements on his appearance sure, but on something so personal to him, and by you, of course he’s a little embarrassed. He’s so ecstatic too. “Thanks pretty~”

He starts setting up for a movie, handing you a box stack of thrillers and slashers to choose from, how cute, physical copies! You wonder if these are his faves, or if he just buys dvd’s for every movie he watches.

You pick one toward the middle, it’s old, like really old. Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

“A classic, truly ahead of its time.”

~

You’ve fallen asleep on Jasper’s couch somehow, even after the amount you’ve slept this past week.

You felt so calm near him, so safe and relaxed, you’re gonna feel so bad when you wake up, but for now, this is the best rest you’ve gotten in months.

You poor thing, you were all alone in that sunroom for that week, nobody even messaged you. You must’ve been so bored… And so lonely.

He moves some of your hair gently from your face, his lids heavy as he looks from your peaceful expression, straight to your lips. His slender hand slowly raises to meet your skin, his fingers caress your cheek, and flow down to your lips where he pauses to inspect you.

Your head is lolled uncomfortably to one side and you’re a little slouched, yet he gazes over you fondly.

Pale fingers lightly dance over your more sensitive flesh, as he leans closer to you. With eyes heavily lidded and mouth parted slightly he places his lips to yours.

Your lips purse slightly in your sleep, in reception, as if you’re (in his mind) giving him the green light to continue. His heart races wildly in his chest, like a clydesdale down a stone path, heavily and loud.

“So pretty~” it just slips right out of his throat.

You aren’t stirring much, so he gently, and begrudgingly lays you more comfortably next to him… if it was up to him you’d be in his lap, but he is already too excited for that. You’d wake up in horror, he’s sure.

His hands accidentally brush over your chest, and he stops to check on your face, to make sure you’re still asleep. You are.

He brings his palm back to the center of one of your breasts, and softly lays his hand over it, again checking you. His eyes are heavily lidded as he begins to massage and squeeze, upping the pressure little by little. Slowly he starts to press harder and uses his thumb to brush over your peaked nipple, he runs it over so many times by now your breathing shallower. Every flick of your bud has your body almost jumping in your slumber.

You mumble something, and startle Jasper, he stops, before switching to your other breast, making that feel just as hot as the first. Flicking over that sensitive nipple through the fabric of your top, he stops to pinch them both and watch you take much shallower, and needier breaths. His own breathing is becoming hard to keep quite as your growing excitement is evident to him.

Imagining how wet you must be already has him dizzy, and on his knees in front of you and the couch.

If he goes any further he’ll have to do something more drastic… He can feel it in him, the surmounting hunger making his head feel full of smoke ready to burst out.

“Fuck.” He fixes your top and pulls away to go find a blanket.

Just then, your phone dings eight a message from your husband. Jasper fishes around his own pocket for your clone and checks the message:

“Where the fuck are you Y/N”

Jasper’s eye twitches, as he reads and rereads the message over again.

“mmf… Jas-*Yaawwwn~*per?” You stretch and sit up behind him, he puts away the phone clone, and readjusts his pants in the same motion as he turns to you. His erection twitches with the way you said his name, rubbing painfully against the tightness of his jeans.

“Hey there, pretty~ how did you sleep?” His mind melts again when he sees you, forgetting all about your husband already.

You giggle and your face heats up hearing him call you that so naturally, and in his soothing, breathy voice. Not to mention, after such a hot dream…

You push the heels of your palms sheepishly into your eyes, pretending to wipe them but really just trying to hide the fact that you’re flustered by him. He watches closely with intense interest sparkling in his irises.

“Oh shit!” You exclaim, locking back into reality and you start to frantically look around the couch for your phone, which ended up under your cushy behind.

“You alright?” He asks, worried.

Your heart sinks at the message you’ve awoken to… How can your husband be so… Cruel?

“N-no… I don’t think I am…” Tears well in your eyes.

He shuffles closer getting on his knees before you, and cupping your face.

“Do you want me to fix it?” his voice is so serious it makes your heart thump nervously.

“I don’t know, Jasper…” You aren’t sure what he means. “I can fix it, i’m sure!” You shake your head with determination.

A gentle smile creeps across his face, you have to look away as your heart keeps thumping too hard and too loudly! And he’s just too handsome, does he know what he’s doing to you.

His hand remains cupping the air where your chin once was for a second longingly, before he lets it fall to the couch cushion.

“If you ever need me, just tell me.” He offers.

You nod your head once in understanding, even though you have no idea what he could possibly mean by him ‘fixing it’.

You collect your things and head home. Jasper follows you and walks you to the gate between your yards.

“See ya soon, pretty~”

You turn on your heel bashfully, fuck! why is he so hot and he just keeps calling you that…. Is it so wrong that you don’t ever want him to stop either…?

~

Your husband on the other hand, stands tall and looks in the doorway like a massive father waiting for his troublesome little girl to come home. you feel like a little girl before him too, one that’s broken a rule and about to be punished.

“If you hadn’t been in the sunroom sulking for a week i’d think you’ve cheated on me, stupid selfish bitch. Who was that, thing, at our yard gate?”

Anger boils in you but quickly simmers when you remember he already punched you once. “That’s just our neighbor, his name is Jasper.”

“You’re already buddy buddy with the local freak then. You’re to stop hanging around it effective immediately, Y/N.” Gods he sounds like a father too. Bile builds in your throat and you swallow hard to avoid gagging.

“Yes sir.” It just slipped out naturally, like his commanding tone just awakened your much younger self. You almost gag again, and hold your stomach and mouth.

He sees you practically turning green and gets angry with you, “What the fuck is your problem bitch?” He sets down his crystal glass of scotch, and cracks his left knuckles.

“No-nothing! sorry, i think i ate something bad earlier”

“Speaking of, you should stop eating for a while. You’re embarrassing me now,” He says it so easily, something so atrocious.

“Maybe i will then…” The words fall from your lips dejectedly.

The world is a deep blur as your feet carry you to the bedroom behind Edward. He shoves you in front of him, getting tired of dragging you by your soft arm. You look down at your wrist and see angry skin already forming blues, but you aren’t feeling any pain.

Are you that dissociated? You blink a few times, but you realize you’d rather stay zoned out, and climb into the cold bed.

~

Just curious,

[noonesgaylikegatson]

A Definitive List of over 100 Films featuring Gay/Bi Men of Color

Macho Dancer (1988)

The Fruit Machine (1988)

Tongues Untied (1989)

Young Souls Rebel (1991)

Anthem (1993)

Farewell My Concubine (1993)

The Wedding Banquet (1993)

Shinjuku Triad Society (1995)

Happy Together (1997)

The River (1997)

Pusong Mamon (1998)

Hold you tight (1998)

Gohatto (1999)

Punks (2000)

Iron Ladies (2001)

Lan Yu (2001)

The Road to Love (2001)

Mango Souffle (2002)

Yossi and Jagger (2002)

Proteus (2003)

Brother to Brother (2004)

Formula 17 (2004)

Star Appeal (2004)

Chicken Tikka Masala (2005)

The King and the Clown (2005)

My Brother Nikhil (2005)

Boy culture (2006)

No Regret (2006)

RagTag (2006)

Blueprint (2007)

Soshite, Harukaze ni Sasayaite (2007)

Pleasure Factory (2007)

All of my life (2008)

Antique (2008)

City without Baseball (2008)

A Frozen Flower (2008)

Lovebirds (2008)

Noah’s Arc, Jumping the Broom (2008)

Boy (2009)

Do Paise Ki Dhoop, Chaar Aane Ki Baarish (2009)

Soundless Windchime (2009)

Bashment (2010)

Dunno Y Na Jaane Kyun… (2010)

Fit (2010)

KickfOff (2011)

Lost in Paradise (2011)

My Brother the Devil (2012)

Mixed Kebab (2012)

Morgan (2012)

One Night and Two Days (2012)

The Skinny (2012)

Speechless (2012)

Leave it on the Floor (2013)

La Partidoa (2013)

Peyote (2013)

Snails in the Rain (2013)

Hidden Away (2014)

Hot Guys with Guns (2014)

My Bromance (2014)

Night Flight (2014)

Praybeyt Benjamin (2014)

The Way He Looks (2014)

Yo Soy la Felicidad de esta Mundo (2014)

Aligarh (2015)

Beauty and the Bestie (2015)

Blackbird (2015)

The Blue Hour (2015)

Daddy (2015)

Eat with Me (2015)

Fire Song (2015)

How to Win at Checkers (Every-time) (2015)

Out in the Dark (2015)

Loev (2015)

Naz and Maalik (2015)

Thanatos, Drunk (2015)

Time Out (2015)

2 Cool 2 Be 4gotten (2016)

Dear Dad (2016)

Front Cover (2016)

LUV Don’t Live Here (2016)

Kapoor & Sons (2016)

Moonlight (2016)

The Pass (2016)

The Super Parental Guardians (2016)

Teenage Kicks (2016)

Alaska is a Drag (2017)

God’s Own Country (2017)

Method (2017)

My Son is Gay (2017)

Play the Devil (2017)

The Wound (2017)

I am Happiness on Earth (2018)

Noblemen (2018)

Dear Ex (2018)

I Miss You When I See You (2018)

Voyage (2018)

Kalel, 15 (2019)

The Panti Sisters (2019)

Socrates (2019)

Funny Boy (2020)

Your Name Engraved Herein (2020)

B-Boy Blues (2021)

Gameboys: The Movie (2021)

Barrio Boy (2022)

Bhaadai do (2022)

Cobalt Blue (2022)

Fire Island (2022)

Golden Delicious (2022)

Marry My Dead Body (2023)

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe (2023)

[rosedosed]

Comprehensive list of Dragon Age characters I know from cultural osmosis

A bald elf named Solas. Snatched. Everyone is always clowning on him either because he's got some pretty intense opinions OR because he's some sort of magic thing. I think maybe both.

White haired elf guy with face tats named Fenris. Everyone wants to gay romance him because he's a beautiful boy with a dark past. I think he's very anime or perhaps mcr coded. Either way he looks very 2012 and I respect that

Dark haired elf girl with face tattoos who looks like a lost puppy & I think she's SOOO CUTE but I don't really see people discuss her so I have no idea who she is, I only see her in the bg of screenshots looking SOOOOOOO CUUUTEEEE.

Blonde rude lesbian named Sera I think she may also be an elf she's a shithead I love her

Woman who dresses like a pirate. I think her name is Isabelle. I'm in luv with her.

Anders. Idk which one he is I just know theres an Anders.

The Iron Bull who is voiced by Freddie Prinze jr he loves fuckin and suckin

Man with a moustache who Converses with you like THIS, Darling

Cole (I love Cole)

[waitmyturtles]

This is VERY UNLIKE ME, but here's some incredibly fast, EXTREMELY late-night meta on two dramas (Dangerous Romance and I Feel You Linger in the Air) from this TIRED mama, all before Only Friends later today!

(Y'all. I've missed being around this week! Moving and unpacking... I'll tell ya. It gets harder as I get older. Mostly because I/we have more stuff, and the BRAINS I need to figure out where this stuff should go is like, as mentally draining as it is physically draining to open boxes, unpack 'em, go up and down stairs -- damn. I have been COLLAPSING at night. Friends have been sending me meta to read -- @ranchthoughts, I see you, boo! <3 <3 The little peeks and breaks I've been getting have been giving me energy. I'm a little back on my bullshit now, and I can't wait to give Only Friends the full treatment tomorrow. But for now, quick notes!)

1) Dangerous Romance, episode 4: Listen, the friends covered a lot (here, here, and here -- @neuroticbookworm, @lurkingshan, @wen-kexing-apologist, all clowning correctly). WKA also notes that this show was written by Pratchaya Thavornthummarut and Bee Pongsate, two of the three writers of some of the best BLs ever -- Bad Buddy, My School President, Dark Blue Kiss, etc. When Bee and Pratchaya write WITHOUT Au Kornprom, as they did in BBS, MSP, and DBK -- things go a touch awry (cc @chickenstrangers, as we've talked about this before). Bee and Pratchaya, for instance, wrote Vice Versa, which I haven't watched, but I know the fam is mid on. (Remember when Aof Noppharnach had to come in to save 2gether by making Still 2gether? 2gether was written by Bee and Pratchaya -- Aof and Au joined in on the Still 2gether correction.)

ANYWAY, ALL OF THIS IS TO SAY that I should have been smarter about this show when I started in on it. It's directed in part by Lit Phadung, formerly of SOTUS, which is a fine show by nostalgia's standards! But like, not the height of drahmah.

So there's a lot of mid kinda swirling around here, and god, honestly, I'm kicking myself, because I should have been more sus. I should have been more sus!

Perth and Chimon are too good for this show. Not that I hate it! I don't hate the show, per se. It's just -- the first episode was so intense, so very issues-based, as all the dear friends noted, that to swerve towards a SUCH a gloopy romance plot was just... man, even SOTUS was WAY more clear in its plot than DR. (Dudes, I was chatting with @neuroticbookworm while I was watching this, and I was like, LOVE SICK HAD A MORE CONVINCING ROMANCE PACE THAN THIS. LOVE SICK!!!) DR is moving WAY too quickly towards the cheesiest of tropes, without the beef to back it up.

Anyway, from the energy vibes that Perth and Chimon are giving off, they should either 1) be making out by now, and/or 2) doing it by now, because like, WHOA, lots of staring, boys! LOTS of staring. And lemme tell ya, someone's staring at me like that, like in the clurb or something, and I'm like, yep, make-out time, right?! RIGHT?!

I am now officially watching this show, as I noted to @neuroticbookworm, literally to watch all the dear GMMTV celebs in here try to avoid a dumpster fire. (Where the hell is June?!) (At least Marc and Pawin are funny for like, the 10 seconds we see them.)

OH, ALSO?! What's the difference in Sailom becoming a sex worker vs. being bought out as a live-in tutor? Were we supposed to judge Sailom becoming an escort? Are we intentionally ignoring bias in socioeconomic gaps, writers? TOO MUCH TO ASK, TEAM! Too. much. to. ask.

I luv you, Perth and Chimon, I LUV YOU, BUT WHY. ANYWAY. MOVING ON.

2) I haven't written anything about I Feel You Linger in the Air yet because of LIFE (see above), and I was very wibbly about it when I started it, because you, your mother, MY mother, and MY MOTHER'S MOTHER all know about how sus I am on Tee Bundit (but I finally watched Lovely Writer and LOVED IT, so I am a touch less sus).

ANYWAY, thanks to the convincing of @lurkingshan and @neuroticbookworm to look past the slow pace of the first episode as accurate for a historical drama, I kept at it with IFYLITA. And I'm glad I did.

Now this? THIS IS A BL, BABY!

We got sexy typewriter scenes! Drawings of cutie widdle pigwets! Drunk falls! Red cheeks! Reading out loud! POETRY! FLOWERS! ENEMIES AND INTRIGUE! (I'm not happy about the marital rape, but unfortunately, I am thinking that is accurate for the time being portrayed.)

Admittedly -- god, Tee, the episodes are still a little long, my homey. A little long. BUT.

This show, as so many have noted, is just beyond gorgeous. The plumerias. I LOVE Ming and Maey. I LOVE THAT WE MAY HAVE A SAPPHIC SUB-PLOT.

But I also appreciate that only four episodes in, we haven't forgotten that this is a time travel show, in the midst of the budding romance. My thinking on that out-of-body experience on Jom's part was Jom flirting with consciousness after the present-day car crash. But who knows.

I like that Jom is making the connections with those drawings he found in that chest -- and that, lol, he was asking Prik questions about the architecture. Even though Yai's dad seems like a bad dude, I have faith that Tee Bundit is going to keep Nu Surasak going as a good BL dad/dude -- fingers crossed.

I am just -- I am loving where this show is going to go. The house is worried about Yai. I like the way the scent about Yai's preferences is a lot more muted in 1920s Thailand than it would be as set in the present-day. I just think that's totally accurate for what I would call an "old-fashioned" Asian perspective now. I'm very intrigued to see how a historical drama like this will wrestle with homophobia, as this is my first period BL, and -- I'm just excited to see where it'll go.

The acting is GREAT, the pace of the romance is GREAT, the pace of the filming is still slow, but I can't believe I'm saying this -- I'll continue to forgive it for now. Tee, please, PLEASE don't fail us, because you have something GREAT going on here. Yai, head over HEEEELLLLSSS for Jom, is just -- it's a wonder to see, and I am fully on this roller coaster palanquin ride.

(Also, hey, TWO DRAMAS where dudes were PAID to live with their crushes. K!)

(Oh, also, definitely, next time I'm at a clurb, in like, 20 years, I am definitely ordering an URN of liquor with a ladle. Like a baijiu urn. Fuck yeah. What a LOOK.)

(Okay, that's it, good night, see you for Only Friends!)

[theproblemcallednight]

new bsd ep w ur fav host night

jus watched the new ep and here is my unnecessary commentary

also spoilers for some bsd manga and s5 ep 7

look at how happy he is. i luv him sm. kolyas jus my silly guy

i’ve become a nikolai simp over this ep but the way he says happy ball is adorable. also our fav chess players look so goofy

omfg the way nikolai’s va does his lines. he’s so cute w his lil noises and then the next second he’s trying to kill his bf. he’s the best clown. i luv his va sm my god

someone get sigma out of there. we need to get his ass out of there and into a therapy session w atsushi and kyoka stop traumatizing this poor man

more of kolya being cute. he’s such a spiky fluff ball

bram, me and u both. why is the 200 year old shish kebab the most relatable character

look at how much he cares abt aya. they r my fav father son duo. they r my blorbos

daz leave sigma alone. ur gonna drown him in a bit at least let him walk i peace

not kolya consulting his bf and trying to give him an advantage. and then being rejected.

KENJI <3<3<3<3<3<3 my sweet lil farm boi

sigmas so done. god i wanna drag him out and jus give him cookies he’s so done w dazais shit

it’s our fav boy band, the Decay of Angels, Trio edition!!!! Live on tour now in ur local rat sewer!

omg kolya jus dipping is so funny he’s like oh shit that’s not good and like leaves

and the gangs all here! daz now has to deal w his crazy ex

omg they did the thing

OMG THEY DID THE THING!!!! bones is playing hard favorites but it’s w my favorites so it’s fine

closest we’re getting to jouno above justice :(((((

TERUKO MY QUEEN U HAVE RETURNED MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN EVER TJFJKDKDKS

KENJI NOOOOO :(((((((

well it was a fun ep. some complaints but still pretty good. was fun to watch. can’t believe this ep made me a bigger kolya fan but here we r. anyways have a good day friends.

that’s a wrap from ur insane host night

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

hello. character asks:

2, 4, and 7 for princezam

17 and 30 for one seth gordon. enjoy (:

I AM GOING TO BITE YOU <333 it is Autism Time alright alright okay!!!!!!

PrinceZam!

2) When I think I truly started to like them

Honestly, the exact moment slips me! He got in my head one day and then he Did Not Get Out. I did run back through my discord channel and apparently an hour and a half after starting Zam’s s3 POV I messaged “WHAT IS THIS, THE BULLY ZAM SERVER????” so I think about then! (I had already watched Clown’s POV and thought that Zam was oooo such an asshole oooo for his whole building walls bit and then you watch Zam and he is so wet and pathetic that all of a sudden he did nothing wrong ever) It did not take me long to go ah. Yeah this is The Guy. I’m gonna make a plushie of him and throw it at walls

4) How many people I ship them with

SO many people. SO many fucking people. I think if princezam makes it on a server and doesn’t act like a raging gay then he will crumble to ash and fall apart in the wind. That said I am particularly fond of the idea of clownzam. They’re two guys committed to a bit defined by their usernames (clown) (prince) while also somehow managing to be mortal enemies and homoerotic losers at the same time. Would love to see more out of them

7) A quote of them that you remember

Okay so this one is. Not even going to be remotely serious despite his ability to be gutwrenching and dramatic. There’s a lot of Zam quotes I love and remember (shoutout “YES! YES! YESSSS!! VINDICATION!!!!” my beloved) but there is one in particular. that I cannot escape from. One that frequently comes to mind. Hey guys. Uhm. “YO. LEO. LEO. IF YOU DON’T STOP SWINGING THAT SWORD AT ME RIGHT NOW MAN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I’M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS MAN I’M FUCKIN- I GOT I GOT I GOT LIKE FIFTEEN PEOPLE ON ME I’M NOT CLOWNPIERCE I CAN’T WIN THIS Y’KNOW LIKE I’M GETTING MY ASS BEAT I’VE GOT LIKE EVERYONE ON ME I DON’T KNOW I’M JUST SPAWNING PHANTOMS. I’M JUST TRYING TO SPAWN PHANTOMS. I DON’T SEE THE ISSUE. I PERSONALLY DON’T SEE THE ISSUE. I PERSONALLY DON’T EVEN SEE THE ISSUE I’M JUST TRYING TO SPAWN A COUPLE MOBS LIKE I DON’T EVEN SEE WHAT’S GOING ON—“

^^clip because his voice SELLS that shit. Luv this guy <3

Seth Gordon (the man the myth the legend <333)

17) What do you think their first word was?

For the jokes, I want to say his first word was fuck. His parents didn’t really care much about keeping their language in check, and I see him as one of the middle-younger kids of a big family, so all of his older brothers would be swearing already, and it would rub off on him. For the non jokes….. I think I would say his first word was dada. Give me a daddy’s boy Seth who had his father be his whole world for so many years only to be disappointed in the end that his father was just a man after all. He’s a Fox for a reason

30) The funniest scene they had?

OH MY GOD OKAY SO. Personally I am a fan of every scene he is in, and I think among his funniest are the ones where he drops everything to slug Kevin in the face. That said I think the funniest one is when he straight up hears Kevin's name and drags his ass out of deep sleep so he can fight him. There is NOTHING like a man and his homoerotic enemy who he hates with everything in him. Or maybe his funniest scene is the iconic "are you stupid" "yes" I'm sorry Seth you gotta deal with Neil being an absolute dumbass I'm not sure what else you expected. OR when Neil asked if Andrew and Renee were a thing and Seth looked like he might vomit. Or him flipping off their opponents and then Kevin. OR—[I am forcibly dragged off the stage. He could raise an eyebrow and I would probably find it funny]

[rinhaler]

Luxe the rin hcs were from me btw!!! 🧋I don’t think I ever clarified that before but heheheh yeah

rin is totally an emo skateboard boy (he’s an adrenaline junkie) who loves ur titties frfr he didn’t know he was a titty boy until he accidentally groped them while he was trying to teach u to skate like he felt them bad bois and was like oh my god??? Tits? In my hands? So soft? Are those nipples? Are those Y O U R nipples huh???! Why do you not have a bra on?!!! The exchange was quick and he played it down with one of his shitty remarks “use your feet much, idiot?” He’s such a brat but after that encounter, it straight up rewired his brain and suddenly he’s scrolling through his camera roll at night trying to find that one pic of you guys from the beach last summer so he could jerk off to ur bikini clad tits 🙄 he’s highkey lowkey a bit of a perv!

and when y’all are out he’ll order himself a dish he’s knows you would never order yourself so he can feed you food off his plate!!! Rin loves feeding u he thinks ur so damn cute when your eyes light up and open your mouth for another bite :3 He’s such a sweetheart underneath that cold exterior bullshit!!!

THE SHAKING ORGASM HOHOHO MYYYY this man’s a mess when he cums and if you start shaking too hes gonna hit you with that “are you really gonna fucking make fun me right now??” Y’all joke around and pick on each other way too much so of course both of you think the other is clowning on the state ur in right now. After a few glares are shared u guys can’t help but laugh at how sensitive u both are UGHHHHHH HE LOVES YOUUUU SO MUCH I could also write 50k abt him fifjdjdjdjdjdj I want him to [redacted] my ******* and <censored> my *car crash sounds*

LUXE LUV U HOPE UR HAVING A GREAT DAY BB <3

I THOUGHT THEY WERE BUT I WASN'T CONFIDENT SO DIDN'T WANNA TAG JUST IN CASE BUT THANK U BABY AAAAA

oh my god pervy rin makes me absolutely INSANE U HAVE NOOOOO IDEA 🥹🥹 ugh i need him so bad i need that loser boy SO FUCKING BAD i can imagine him rly downplaying everything he feels and then behind closed doors just being so so icky mmmm 💖

i demand an entire fan fic specifically for me about him being a shaky nutting skate-boarding teasing emo loser boy perv and I want it on my desk YESTERDAY

hehe thank you thought this made me giggle :3 he's so handsome n sweet n possessive n perfect ughhhh i literally love tf outta that maaaaaaaan i hope ur having a lovely day too bby

[finallydelight]

watch everyone say “ I KNEW IT “ no… you didn’t 😭 y’all were just laughing, crying, shitting yourself and finding Ming a new lover. Meanwhile, me the captain of markming stayed with them until the end. I admire the dedication for Yunho— he is fine but Jenny knows where her heart belongs.

Crazy because this morning I was watching that lemonade video of Mark and Johnny going over zodiac signs and Marks sign had faithful and he was questioning himself 😭😭 YOU KNOW WHERE YOU BELONG MARK LEE 🫶

SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT!! I’m glad it’s yew bestie 😘😘😘

I didn’t spend months clowning everyone for y’all to say that “you knew it” or “saw it coming” YALL WERE CRYING AND THROWING UP 😭 every damn second y’all suggested a new love interest 😭😭

I luv my boy yunho (he’s so precious omg) but he gotta stay away from my girl ming 😫😫

HE KNOWS WHERE HE BELONGS OKAY 😭 he made the mistake once of letting her go and he ain’t about to do that again

[thegreatarlecchina]

Chapter 2 suckas! Link to Ch 1 here: https://www.tumblr.com/thegreatarlecchina/718252328860483584/its-clown-time-bois

EDIT: Y’all I did a stoopid and printed the last few paragraphs twice. That should be fixed now.

Suddenly a soft “Hullo Luv.” echoed from behind them. Kyonia turned to see Mirage giving them a shy wave. Mirage was dressed head to toe in an adorable scarecrow costume. It had a brownish-red top with pants clearly meant to imitate woven straw. Their face was painted a pumpkin orange with yellow glow paint and shimmering gold eyeshadow around their eyes and mouth. Their hair had little bits of hay strewn about in it and overall they looked like a cutie patootie. “Oh, Mirage! I didn't see you there!” They exclaimed. Mirage had a tendency to sneak up on people without knowing it; for a 6ft 150 lb hunk of metal, that bot was very quiet. “Ready for the show M?” Kyn inquired, noticing Mirage somewhat stress stimming with their hair. “Oh me? Yes-well um just a bit nervous luv. Nuffin to worry about…” They mumbled. Kyonia gave a skeptical look as Mirage turned away from their gaze, instead focusing on the ground. “Somthin bothering you friend? Pre-show jitters maybe?” Kyonia asked, softening their tone. It wasn't unusual for Mirage to be a bit shy now and again, but for the most part they loved performing. “It’s just that- well…um, you see… I um…” Mirage tapered off, clearly frustrated at their own inability to articulate their feelings. “Its ok bud! Take your time. If somethings upsetting you, me and Quinn wanna help!” Kyn reassured the bot. Taking a moment to gather themselves, Mirage began again. “Well you see luv, Ery really wanted to be here and watch… b-but she’s not part’o the act y'know. And I-i don’t want her to get hurt or nuffin backstage so I had to leave her in my room. But now I’m thinkin she might get lonely wiffout me…”. Kyn took some time to take in all that Mirage had said. They knew it took a lot for Mirage to feel comfortable sharing something like this so they took a second to respond, delicately they replied, “Don’t worry M! I’m sure she understands, you can’t be everywhere at once. Besides, she has Pierrot and Colombina to keep her company!” The Jester seemed unconvinced for a bit until Kyn added, “Oh! I’m pretty sure one of the techies is gonna record the whole show for one of our new advertisements! I can get you a copy and you can show Ery then!” At this the bot perked up, “I’m sure she’d love to see that! Thanks a bunch luv!” Mirage smiled brightly before being called over by Quinn for their check. Now if they could just find Zavy… “Hey best friend!” Chimed a jubilant voice as Kynonia was quite literally swept off their feet. “Woah! Warn me next time bud!” Kyn chuckled as the darn near 10ft robot twirled them around. The lanky bot finally set Kyn down, giving them a chance to look at the costume Zavy had on. It was a truly beautiful display of color, beginning with a black based suit coat splattered with a vivid mixture of neon pinks and purples with an orange dress shirt underneath. In place of his conical clown hat was a small decorated top hat; hot glued to a sequined headband. He had bracelets with various voodoo-like charms and a necklace to match as well as vibrant face paint meant to resemble a calavera. “So how do I look?” Zavy remarked smugly as he struck a pose. Kyn chuckled, Zavy was such a goofball but he was their goofball. “So are you gonna stay and watch the show? Quinn said it was your first time and I’m so so SO excited for you to see me out there!” Zavy shared, doing excited stims with his bottom set of hands. “Dee and Helia are in the crowd, but me and Quinn are gonna be in the wings in case you need us. Don’t worry though we’ll still be able to watch!” Kyonia explained before being approached by Quinn. “Ready for final checks Zav?” Quinn cut in while prepping his tools. “You know it!” Zavy practically sang, somewhat bouncing on his heels. Quinton gave Zavy a fairly quick check while chatting with Kyonia and the other bots. “...Too bad Mirage’s costume has to burn off. I thought it was really cute.” Quinn thought out loud while giving Zavy his final once over. “What was that best friend?” Zavy questioned practically doing a 180 to face Quinton. (Who was working from the back)

“You didn't know? Mirage is doing Diabolo fuega. Their costume burning off is part of the act.” Quinn stated quizzically. Zavy’s eyes darted around the room scanning for the others' reactions, trying to hide the anxiety that plagued his sensory system. He stemmed anxiously as he forced the words, “No… I-I did Not know that… Cool!” He chuckled nervously, Quinn and the others didn’t seem to notice but as Quinn began to move towards one of the sets to ensure that everything was in tiptop shape, Kyn pulled Zavy to the corner of the room.``Zavy, is everything ok? You seem tense, what’s wrong?''They whispered while rubbing the back of his hand with their thumb. “O-oh, N-nothing’s wrong best friend, nothing's wrong at all, everything's fine… just fine! I’m ok.”He laughed nervously. Kyn wasn’t satisfied with that answer but their time was up. “OK PEOPLE WE ARE GOING ON IN 2 MINUTES, 2 MINUTES!” Quinn yelled from somewhere in the mess of people. “Welp! Looks like I have to go get ready!” Zavy squeaked, “See you after the show!” He said pulling away, quite obviously trying to escape the topic, but before he could get too far Kyn had grabbed him by the wrist, “I know something is up,” they pronounced, loosening their grip as they held his hand with their’s, “just… sigh…I just need you to know that if something starts going wrong,” they tightened their grip a bit, “you can come off stage… just be safe.” They finished, letting go of his hand. Zavy, a bit taken aback, opened his mouth to say something, but before he could Quinn yelled, “1 MINUTE FOLKS, WE GO ON IN 1 MINUTE!” Zavy started moving away but before he left he turned and responded, “I’ll tell you later, I promise.” He disappeared as he ran to get into position for the show. Kyn took a deep exhale and went to go find Quinn. “There you are!” they turned to find Quinn heading straight for them. “I’ve been looking for you! Come one we gotta go!” He whisper-yelled running for the wing Mirage was in. Kyn ran to follow, still worried for the bot, wondering what had made him so anxious. As they got to the wing they and Quinn were in charge of, Quinn asked, “What were you doing over there?” Kyonia took a minute to contemplate telling him, when they finally decided to say, “Something is going on with Zavy. I’m not sure what it is but something is up.” “Is he ok to do the show today?” Quinn questioned readying his walkie-talkie. “I’m sure he can, but pay attention just in case please.” “Yeah of course, should I call it in so the others can watch as well?” “ No… I’m sure it’ll be fine… just… I wanted to let you know in case anything goes wrong… you shouldn’t be in the dark about that at the least.” “Ok”, Quinn said sliding his walkie-talkie back on his belt. “Thanks for telling me, I’ll keep an eye out!” He walked away to talk to the light crew and as he did the lights dimmed and the amphitheater roared as Zavy and Mirage stepped on stage. Kyn knew this night was big when it came to company funding. They just hoped that whatever happened out there, that Zavy would be ok.

[anemia-rp]

She gave a wide grin and nodded. "Yep! I can make you pink or green or blue or even purple! I have so many colors, and they're super pigmented too so they will be really bright and pretty! Oh and I got lots of different color lipstick too!" She looked at him excitedly when he said she could draw his eyebrows. "Oh I can even give you colorful eyebrows too then! One time I even gave myself blue eyebrows, I looked like a cartoon character but it was cute!"

"Yeah I absolutely believe you! You're too good at it!" she pouted cutely at him, though she did kind of like it. It made her feel cute and youthful when he made her shy. "Oh..." she breathed out softly as she rested her hand on his shoulder. "That's a very nice thank you." she blushed and she knew when he found what he was looking for, her cheeks would be far more darker.

"Been foolin' around with some bandmates a while ago for a music video, havin' used blue paint! Edible paint! I've been a smurfie!" He snickered. Although he didn't have any affinity to mess around with blood he liked do so with everything else. Food, paint, make up. "My real eyebrows are like that", he said and traced the spots over his eyes, showing that they were curved in a way as if he was frowning constantly. "Lookin' like some grumpy clown with eyebrows! Yeah, gimme colorful brows! Bein' a cartoon character's damn cool! I'd luv livin' in a cartoon 'n' do all the stuff anatomy actually doesn't allow!" He giggled. "My succubus form's lookin' like from some cheesy manga, too! All pink 'n' with flyin' hearts!"

"Yeah, I'm the nicest, nicest boy in town! Nicest boy in the whole country! 'n' I can get even nicer! There's no limit in bein' nice!" He shifted a little and then shoved his hands underneath her top, squishing her boobs. "So nice, eh?"

[lautoc]

Bokhyuzaneht/Bokhyuzan language

Hello = Mordah; answer = Drohme

NO = kendahp, kenta

a b ch d e g h I j k l m n o p r s t u v w y z

past, no word

future keh

present en

passive, u

must, should, have to, beh

would, la

TA. word transformer

1 ura

2 ki

3 chat

4 vah

5 teh

6 hip

7 nahwa

8 kach

9 bus

10 man

100 tagze

about = kata

after = ahk

air, gaz, breeze = los

all, both = ha

almost = eyk

already = veyk

although, though, even though = tok

amount, quantity = upo

ancient, old = to

anger, fury, wrath = nahwa

architeture = abrakaz-sodnah

arrest, capture = pahket

article = kata

athlete = habrikh

.

bank, fund, charity = ev

bathroom, toilet = keta

be = op

be like, similar, seem = uza

before = gu

benefit, profit = och

bentu = bean

berry = liyduk

beverage, drink = luhach

big, great, very large = ahs

bill, check, review = vrahk

bitch, be troubled, pain enjoyer, masoquist = prey

biz = bee

blade, sword, razor = tiz

blind = kendahmto

block(square) = nehw

bottom, butt, behind = wah

boy = kehnve

brain = luv

breakfast = arhi

breeze = los

bring = ahda

brown, mud, skin, tree = lam

brush, rub = wama

bulb(plant root) = kech

business, money, income, rent, salary increase = zas

button(cloth) = chem

.

call = di

candy, sweet = mup

care, care about, take care, listen, hear = ukalda

carpet, clean slipper = same

cat, kitty = vuk

catch, arrest = tak

cause, make happen, induce, motivate, convince = wahm

chase, run after, pursuit = ibez

chair = net

circus = khamig

city, metropolis = yel

clothes, clothing, garment = kaht

come, go, pass, continue, become, get, enter, happen, way, path = el

cloak, camouflage = lamehta

clown = mehtak

comfort, calm, peace, quiet = ehkes

cook = khah

copy, mimick, imitate, repllicate, fold, clone = khol

cough, sneeze = khaza

count = bik

cream, milk = tahldaz

crystal = ovahzi

cultural = kakin

culture = kak

.

danger, risk, hazard = hahm

destroy, explode = nahwarun

die = das

dirt, earth = rehk

disappear, be gone, extinguish = zikhel

dog = datam

doubt = yai

drag, tow, fix = mo

dream, fantasy = dukhyabe

drink = kweh; kut + el

drug, medicine = wu [wo]

.

earring = ve gahk

easy = zo

eat = arhip

economic, economy = pezhun

employer, orange, fruit = zesk

enjoy = wehm

everyone = hato

exactly = kahdriehs

.

face, confront, meet = gon

fall = wel

far away, long (distance) = kig

fat, big = yah

father = Daske

feeling = lehehz

fence, barrier = ema

flight = zehs

florist = chivehk

force, attack group, army = lahz

fold, crumple = tehw

for, in order to = ot

forgive = amindte

friend = otad

fu**, damn = khap

.

gas = los

get, obtain = beh

grandmother = ebyenah

gray = kuno

greed(y) = itig

green, grass, earth, brown, skin, mud, blue = lam

guilty = wenah

guy = sukh

.

hammer, axe = tuldak

hear, listen = wik

help, save = ebyenah

here = opta

history = ho

horn = yem

hundred = tagze

.

imagine, assume = licho

instrument, appliance, device, gadget, equipment = glap

intervention, invasion, invade, break in, = yoh

.

judge = erzikh

justice = zahyda

just = ura

.

kill = ulda

.

lack, spill, spit = waz

language = eht

last = kach

last, final = yi [ye]

later = chagahm

law, rule = kwih

learn, know = rahn

least = ga

leave = drel

lesson, lecture, school = tyak

level, rank, position = dek

lie, liar = vuch

like, admire = gew

line, column, pilaster, pillar, wall = lehz

lip = kut

lipstick = tehlmis kut

list, catalog, column, report, new, registration = wuhz

local = wuh

logical, logic = kin

loss, death, life end, entropy, procrastinate = mukrahez

lounge, couch, sofa = hug

love, admire = dach

.

many, a lot = zeh

map = kehl

market, store = prama

marry, red, apple, blood, rose floor, tongue, heart = hehbi

math = alme

meeting = chuaz

menu = ahda

metro = lep-zama

miserable, nothing, nobody, trash, selfish = chasnah

month = kihe

.

naked = new

name, title = mehdrut

national, public, free = lohdon

north, in front of = nom

notebook (paper) = kilev

notice, realize = chahmi

.

observator, stalker, open = tami

offer, give = bahu

old, late = bah

an/other = cha-

overwhelm = umig-elda

owner, creator = metikh

.

parent(s) = chak

park = wachehngem

party = nikh

per, for each = inek

perfection, dreams = ovah

period, time = gem

person = to

pick, grab, choose, send, bring = lavok

pin, keep = neb

plan = ak

politician = sehmikh

pool, lake = takh

possessive pronouns = tesbehdom

powerful = tuzig

press, squeeze, clutch = hahv

probably, maybe = melohs

prostitute, voluntary = kay

public, free = mahlbahm

purple, wound = lamehbi

.

question = yitehz

.

rate = gahwiz

ray = soduv

ready = ihl

relate, correlate, refer = moghaba

remember = pahz

rest, nap, try = hozver

roast, insult, curse = khez

room = we

ruler = ankwih

.

scissor = ran

screw = chasno

see, look at = ami

several, many, a lot = gi

shelter = yimet

sister = dahpte

sit = zis

skilled, smart = khumig

smell = oplos

space, empty = yezis

speak, say, tell, sound = ita

speed = yoz

spirit = ahkrahezi

staff, co-administrator, co- = net

star, celebrity, famous = pruz

state, government = lahp

stem, root = gehkhas

stop, stall, halt = zah

strange, wierd, peculiar, unsettling = korplis

stubborn = ahvo

student, learner = sah

study = vahl

subject = tesdom

suggest, hint, remind, remember, indicate, imply = deh

surface = lamehs

.

table, bench = ladte

teach, instruct, educate, coach = gwuv

think, consider, guess, analyze, ponder, examine, scrutinize = indte

threat = hikin

tide = yul

time, age = gahm

today = gahma

to them = kahn

to you = bahp

top, lid, cover = pehw

torch = khehz

treatment = ahkahez

trunk (tree), steam = kanti

turn on, be excited = nan

turtle = yoz

twist, distort = nulde

.

under, below, down = wo

unsurance = heruk

up, above = zes

upper class = ubro

.

valley, mountain = zikh

vegetable, leaf = nehp

village = pinzeh

visitor, comer = elto

vocabulary, knowledge, wisdom = tesk

.

want, need = un

water = zi

waterfall = wozikh

watch = gahm bikta

what, how, why = Teh?!

weather, time = tikh

whistle = wikson

whose, whom = kuk

wind, breeze, wave = run

winter = zag

wonder, amaze = khak

.

year, age = se

yellow, sunflower, summer, sun = maleh

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Ah... Essez kag nahel

D

I love you ; Se geh dach. Sedacheg

The name of the strongest group in Bokhyuzan is Order of the Dawn

Aryel Bokhyuzan lahz hamal mehdrut..

Seraphin...you will soon face what this world has buried for millennia beneath its excuses and cities

Seravin.. hag se wolameh, kachamindta e yel ghadlam merganeltolah teh kigahm vah kehgon

Ehmehtak khamig geh na-indte

ara kendahbeh zis nan zewladte tyakel

glapendah teh vah na-ita, endahelta

ura undrahto geh, vah indte, itagha

_

tegi-evehlda uza hara gehel

geh hehbita zi khazata, kendrahn

_

geh ara-un, zikhta, zis hehbidta

kwih khya-ahtahlda kag zewladte uza

_

hagam na-otami, nazihkrahni, zewladte nata

nazihkrahni, narahn kwahm, rak ehkhyewzdek

Harunto.. zis teh?

Adahezto Snezhinaya geh.. ite ke vah lavok teh el!

Lehehbi geh ita, kahdriehs kehel...

Ahudach Inazuma.. Vatuwi driehs kehel....

Dezah, se kwihta !!

E vah! Lambehkagto, hase.

Hagam ohtuzig vah

Yo Dlamahdta merganel zis! Tehchi gahma?

U chit wahel

En tehl ta ghadlamahdta khyahdal, muhto rahn

Teh dlam merganel, hentahuka

U khyamiteh! Ahk, mukrahezot u kehahdagha

here we start, a history about a young boy who got powers..

Hey, I told you, don't speak in our first language

I'm sorry

opta chit elahm, tuz behlda kata kehnve..

Hak, bahp ita, gehp eht ural kendahita!

Amindte

Ahlantis mukta, ahopkhak nahel e ghalame yohtoze nahda damindta!

Esotad, gonta lamehta, eslam tah wit behrun.

Wahu kach mehdrut o drel, otak ho runihl.

gwahm urak, gahmak ami; opta geh tami

kendehs opel, gahmel, ghama gontikh

Excuse me, where's the bathroom?

Ke khyita, keta geh el teh?

beghak ke vah dach

ahk yahgahm sezi

Sedacheg

Potehrotayah e hehbetikh...

Geh itagha, zeh do Ghordi Klohnay

Gahmukrahel - Segdachehz

Dozveraihmetes

When your species reach its purpose, you'll see what end tastes like

Gahmet ra yi gahm ahebita gonelda, mukrahez dem kehamiogha

Time flows like a river and return to the distant depth

Uza zilam gahm zehsehlda e kig yahozehs uralda

The hardest language of this world took 45 years to be completed

ghazela yicheht, vateh sez uwahalmehs gambehlda

ghakorplis... opta vah merganahdana?

hen eyk geh ulda zi Aywa behw itahlda

veyk ita! Opta yo kendahel

Queen doesn't need a chair to sit, only horses

Net Ovahtesk kenbehzisot, ura kigeltoh

I'll say we have time to escape

chit zukigel kehita

Gahmet vah wel, ura yigahm el

gahmet chit wagon!

Ot es begik ita

gahm izah

gahmet lam nehp el

teh ghaeht vah rahn?

geh vahl

Gahmet?

Even watch ants is better

zehlambehto geh iyami

What's your name?

Amehdrut teh?

Imagine, you go to another world and they don't speak your language. What'd you do?

Dlicho, chadlam vah el e kach eht kendahita

Tehval

gehp eht yo kendahita indte

I think they don't speak our language

I had a good dream

a dukhyabeh

chadlam Enti Isula udi behlda

- Hayoz!

- Chasnah! Lambehkagtozi

- Ahkrahezi, ke dwik! kagot hen Dlavok

- Teh? Kenta gahma

- Esovahkti... Pagh zikhel

- Amindte, esovahkti.

- Gehplahz Unebit lahp na-umig-elda, ahma azages chit hazikhelun!

- ura Unebit geh mergantuldak, umigehbe uza, uladtekhez ta khindte nahg

- Svahk, gahme gehplahz we geh khyeklevita-

- Unebe! Gahma Entesla bah nakwah.. zis geh tehldaz!

E gahmet tehldaz, kaht e Entesla erzimukagh!

- Teh pagh?

- Svahk, vah ghak?

- Alsiyeh.. urale yimet chit behpto

- Urahn.. zis geh endakhyo-

- Teh ghadlam mak?! melo-. Svahk, agon mergantehel?

- Tehk?! ghabehta Unebe! ? Damingo Alsiyeh.. kelehs zetyak vah kanderu

- Hey, Lambehkagto! Pa hadrahn. Teh..gehpet yo kendrahn.. zis Mukhta chit-

- Alsiyeh, gahmet ghadlam chit rahn, zetyak vah kanderu...

Khadtera! Ta vah nahwarun

yahrun anan. Ahlantis chit behdi

kendahbeh gahm

hato, yimeto deh. hato, yimeto deh

ghel es Ovahtesk

Es Kida, del!

Es Kida, ura dega. Gahm chit kendabeh

Zegat!

Ehkes e kentahami! Es Kida

Ahlantis: uzam brugaht

The dialogue above shows a civilization that sank to the depths of the ocean after an explosion caused by a crystal test

yel ehkes witahlda zes, yohw otakhahs wohziel ahk walvahzi hozve nahwarun uwahmehlda

Mordah, Vahtes

Eltozih geh merganahda

kwih vah rahn, es Kida. Yel eltoz kenbehami

Daske! Ta ghatom lamebyenahlda driehs

Ta yo ebyennah, chit kendahun

Zi Daske ...

Dezah, rehs chit itaya chagahm melohs

kaht ut geh kendtachehlda

optahs wit elda?

lamehs drel indte.

Zi optach wit elda?

hen chit behulda?

Kenta!

Ech mehdrut teh, korpis? Opta dem el teh?

Ahelita korpya geh indte itagha

Ahehbi ghakdahl... 1,000 wahse, hayu vah behulda kahdriehs!

1,000 wahse, arkwihma nan. E unu arikweh yel umuke gehpto kendabehamot.

Utekh yo.

Yo hakendrahn!

Haghak chit.

Umuke natyakta

Un ta yo khyami, gehpwahm Ovahtesk khazata

Kida-

Un ghiruntoze gehpwahm derahn khyedwuz, kurah gehpahkahm chit imet

Chit mergarahn teh yu beh gwuvot

Chit namuk

Chit uwalse

Kida-..

[f-o-and-selfship-club]

Alright! Let's get this started :>

Man Ray from SpongeBob! I luv him

Jack O Lantern from Billy and Mandy is both a funny and creepy villain

Cilan from Pokémon Anime! Totally gotta be my best man. I mean LOOK AT HIM ALL HAPPY!!!🥺

Fred from Scooby Doo is one of the best characters in the show!

Discord from MLP: FIM is a chaotic and a fun loving boi :3

Me having a crush on Rainbow Dash gave me bi vibes

Silly clown boi! Mr Nonsense

He is both fun sized and a cutie with a lil bowtie

He looks so cute!

Idk why do I have a crush on DangerGrid while watching Skatoony (DON'T ASK PLS!!! I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!!!)

SHOUT OUT TO THE KIDS CARTOONS SELF SHIPPERS!!!

Shout out to Bluey self shippers, Thomas the tank engine self shippers, Bob the builder self shippers, Spongebob self shippers, Sesame Street self shippers, ETC ETC!!!

IF YOU SELF SHIP WITH A CHARACTER FROM A KIDS CARTOON PLEASE TELL ME IN THE REBLOGS I WANNA SEE!!!!!!

Proship / Exclusionists DNI