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kurtanaroyalty · 3 years ago

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Hi<3 I wanted to ask you if new directions were on tumblr, how do you think you would interact with them? And what do you think their blogs would be about?

Oooh I love this question!! Tysm for the ask🥰💗

Santana: Mutuals. It was basically confirmed in canon that this girl had a tumblr with her comment about her having a favorite ‘Rizzoli & Isles’ blog.. if that doesn’t scream a tumblr lesbian idk what does lol!! Her entire blog would mainly be devoted to sapphic ships that she would sob about in the tags (think overuse of emojis and keyboard smashes)! She would have a pretty decent following and get quite a few asks where she would give headcanons and meta on her favorite ships. She also wouldn’t tell a soul that she’s on there but Brittany would find out and lovingly tease her about it.

Tina: I follow her but she doesn’t follow me. She would be on tumblr constantly! She would have one of those super popular multifandom blogs that makes the most crisp gifs and has hundreds of requests waiting in her inbox. At first you’d be a bit intimidated by her until you realize she is the sweetest and is always super nice about giving tips and resources for gif making!

Sam: I don’t follow him but he follows me. His tumblr would consist of almost 100% memes with no organization/tagging system. Instead of tags, he would leave comments under posts like “woah this is sick dude 🤩” or “nice!!! 👍” which would in turn make a good amount of people block him because they would think he’s some bot or sarcastic troll when in reality they are always genuine comments. He would be the king of spam reblogging to the point that if you did follow him he would overwhelm your dash. Though, every once and awhile there would be a very detailed & coherent post by him about ‘True Jackson, VP’ with links to a petition to get it renewed/rebooted.

Blaine: Mutuals. You just know he would make the best tumblr mutual! He would definitely be that one mutual that you can always count on to like and reblog your content and he would leave the most thoughtful tags. His blog would be a variety of all his interests (he originally tried to have separate side blogs but it was too much for him to keep up with!) but it’s extremely well organized and mainly runs on a queue.

Kurt: I follow him but he doesn’t follow me. His tumblr would be very curated and definitely fit a certain aesthetic. I picture it mostly consisting of reblogs of fashion, films, art, food, etc. But multiple times a week he would post blank text posts with super long rants in the tags with a lot of cussing and the last tag would be #delete later.

Brittany: Mutuals. Everything she posts would be super cheerful & colorful (envision loads of rainbows & cats). She is known for sending asks since she absolutely loves sending her mutuals the most offbeat questions. You can also always rely on her if you’re having a bad day to send you a random quote or fact that will make you smile.

Mike: Mutuals. He would truly have the most chill blog and reblog anything that catches his eye but not in a way where it overloads your dash. He also is someone who follows back almost everyone who follows him and sends a lot of kind asks & leaves nice tags on your original content. He would never get involved in any fandom drama and would only have one filtered tag which is ‘Channing Tatum’.

Puck: Mutuals (mostly for entertainment purposes on my end). He’d be the one to act like he’s never even heard of tumblr but secretly runs his own fic blog mainly for the soap opera he compulsively watches with his mom & sister. He also occasionally enjoys posting snippets of the various screenplays he’s working on. He prides himself on staying anonymous so he uses a pen name and changes the names of everyone he writes about but does an awful job at picking out new names (changes Puck to Huck, Finn to Binn, etc)!

Finn: Neither one of us follows one another. Actually didn’t know what tumblr was until he saw the app on Puck’s phone and noticed him spending a lot of time on it so he got curious. Months later he still has no clue on what the point of tumblr is and has pretty much given up on trying to properly use it. He has a few text posts screaming into the void but they have no engagement. Though he did somehow link his instagram so that still updates.

Mercedes: Mutuals. Her tumblr consists mainly of reblogs for her favorite celebrities, tv shows, & movies. She also has gotten into the habit of live blogging for a few of her top shows and her commentary is so good that you wouldn’t dare to unfollow her or filter her tags for it, even for the shows you didn’t have any interest in previously. She’s the mutual that has such great taste that you find her continuing to influence what media you want to consume next!

Quinn: Mutuals. Her blog is a mix of literature, art, philosophy etc which does make it have an overall pretty “classy” feel but the vast majority of it is also just very, very, very, gay.. to the point where half of what she reblogs is of women kissing/being affectionate with one another. She also eventually dabbles in writing some femslash & it’s very good stuff…

Artie: Neither one of us follows one another. Has a decent following due to his film reviews (he also blocks anyone who disagrees with any of his opinions). He’s also heavily involved in various popular fandoms like Star Wars and Marvel which leads to him getting into some very intense discourse which results in more blocking.

Rachel: Mutuals (on thin ice). Posts super nice aesthetics & moodboards. Though unfortunately, she would be that tumblr mutual who gets into heated debates with anons constantly and is such an easy target because she can’t recognize when people are trolling her so she takes the bait every time. But, fairly often it does get to the point where she actually ends up exhausting the anons with her long written responses.

#thanks again! <33 #ask #brighter-than-a-carnival #glee headcanons #new directions #text

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tabloidtoc · 6 years ago

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In Touch, July 15

Cover: Brad Pitt is dating again

Page 1: Contents

Page 2: Who Wore It Better? Eva Longoria vs. Dua Lipa, Lala Kent vs. Bella Thorne

Page 4: The Bachelorette bombshell -- Luke Parker finally goes too far

Page 6: Crib of the Week -- Bella Thorne’s home near Topanga, Calif., Chrissy Teigen paints her 3-year-old daughter’s nails, Travis Scott has designed a limited-edition cereal box for Reese’s Puffs that costs $50

Page 8: Stars on the DL -- Miranda Lambert, Daniel Craig, Phil Collins, Jennifer Lopez

Page 9: Karlie Kloss and Joshua Kushner hosted a three-day post-wedding party for family and friends including Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom in Wyoming, NFL star Cam Newton offered a fellow plane passenger $1500 to give up his business class seat from Charlotte to Paris, Makeover of the Week -- Minka Kelly reveals lighter locks, Spencer Pratt hopes his Hills co-star Mischa Barton will show more of her wild side on camera, Prince William says it would be fine with him if one of his kids came out as gay, Man Candy of the Week -- Jack Matthews, Winner of the Week -- Mindy Kaling celebrated turning 40 by donating $40,000 to 40 different charities, Loser of the Week -- Kim Kardashian is accused of disrespecting Japanese culture by naming her new shapewear line Kimono

Page 10: Up Close -- Zendaya on the red carpet for Spider-Man: Far From Home

Page 12: Mark Hamill and Kathy Griffin and Aubrey Plaza, Joshua Jackson at AlienCon, Vera Farmiga and Annabelle

Page 14: Chrissy Teigen and daughter Luna

Page 16: Lady Gaga, Ryan Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon and Laura Dern

Page 18: Keanu Reeves on his motorcycle, Andy Cohen and his dog Wacha

Page 20: Stranger Things stars Gaten Matarazzo and Finn Wolfhard and Millie Bobby Brown and Noah Schnapp and Caleb McLaughlin and Sadie Sink and Jimmy Fallon, Shannen Doherty and Jason Priestley, Kylie Jenner

Page 22: Taylor Swift and her cat, Bill Murray and Rashida Jones filming On the Rocks

Page 23: Prince William

Page 24: David Beckham and daughter Harper, Olivia Culpo, Julianne Hough

Page 26: Brad Pitt is playing the field and dating again

Page 30: Meghan Markle is left in tears after Archie’s baptism turns into a royal disaster

Page 31: Meghan Markle’s engagement ring scandal

Page 32: Disgraced Matt Lauer forced to sell his $44M Hamptons mansion

Page 34: Lonely Miranda Lambert drowning her sorrows in NYC

Page 36: Alex Rodriguez at war with Kylie Jenner

Page 37: Dog the Bounty Hunter’s tragic loss, Reese Witherspoon is jealous of how close Meryl Streep and Nicole Kidman have grown on the set of Big Little Lies, Star Sightings -- Paris Hilton, Emily Ratajkowski, Janelle Monae, Jordyn Woods, Danielle Jonas, Blind Item

Page 38: Wendy Williams’ ex Kevin Hunter desperate for money

Page 42: The Big Interview -- Pamela Anderson -- I’ll never give up on love

Page 45: Summer Snacking Done Right -- Plant-Baed celebs fans include Beyonce, Jenna Dewan and Ariana Grande

Page 46: Style -- rompers -- Olivia Culpo

Page 48: Tie-Dye Takeover -- Taylor Swift, Ellie Goulding, Beyonce, Alessandra Ambrosio

Page 49: Paris Jackson, Rachel Brosnahan, Kaia Gerber, Halsey, Gigi Hadid

Page 50: Beauty -- detox your locks -- Kendall Jenner

Page 52: Did I Really Do That? Liam Payne, Lizzo

Page 53: Jonah Hill, Kiernan Shipka

Page 54: Animal Overload -- My dog looks like Darth Vader

Page 56: Sneak Preview -- Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian

Page 58: My Night at Home -- Creed Bratton, Guess Whose Manicure? Ariana Grande, Cardi B, Kendall Jenner, Julia Roberts, Rihanna, Ezra Miller

Page 60: Double Take -- Milo Ventimiglia

Page 62: Horoscope -- Cancer Sofia Vergara

Page 64: Last Laughs

#tabloid #brad pitt #prince harry #meghan markle #baby archie

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dustedmagazine · 6 years ago

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Dust, Volume 4, Number 8

Sad Baxter

For the latest installment in our often-monthly roundup of shorter reviews, we've got an elusively rare CDR, a brief discussion of "Mallcore," the merging of Arabic tones with a free jazz style of performance, and some lovely, understated Aussie songwriting. Contributors include Bill Meyer, Jonathan Shaw, Jennifer Kelly, and Justin Cober-Lake

Anne-James Chaton/Andy Moor —Tout Ce Que Je Sais (Unsounds)

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Tout Ce Que Je Sais (All That I Know) is the fourth cohesive recording project by vocalist Anne-James Chaton and guitarist Andy Moor, and the second under their Heretics project. Sonically, it comes full circle to the strengths of their marvelous debut, Le Journaliste. Stripped back to what the two men can do live, certain strengths come to the fore. Moor’s guitar playing, an amalgam of chugging riffs, melodic permutations and those emotion-overloading near-explosions that have been his gift to the Ex for decades, is simply fantastic. You could just listen him do his stuff and the only thing you’d be missing is the way he shadows, underlines and propels the stark unfuckwithable authority of Chaton’s delivery. The Frenchman sounds undeniable reading the contents of his wallet, but the contents here — Francophone texts borrowed from or written about heretical figures that have endorsed the idea of undoing something — can’t help but add gravity to the music. Simultaneously freewheeling and unmovable, no matter what you’ve been listening to lately, this is one record that you really ought to know.

Bill Meyer

Neon Tiger—Accessorize (Bogus Collective)

Accessorize by Neon Tiger

Mallcore is a thing, it seems, so much so that multiple, competing subgenres lay claim to the label. One doesn’t know whether to laugh or weep. Neon Tiger’s recent EP sure doesn’t clarify anything. A few of the tracks scan as celebratory invocations of the climate-controlled corporate space of the late-twentieth century shopping mall, and the various consumer pleasures to be had therein. A few tunes feature weirdly distorted baritone vocals (including “Waiting in Line,” which turns out to be a couple sections of Tina Turner’s “What’s Love Got to Do with It?” chopped up and slowed down a cycle or three; perversely, it’s compelling listening). The distortion misshapes the vocals discomfitingly enough to suggest a measure of critical distance from all the logos and fluorescent lighting and foodcourt linoleum. But it’s hard to say for sure what attitude Neon Tiger takes toward its subject matter. In that way, the EP is a perfect postmodern object—mystifying surfaces, ambivalent values, with only the commodity form as a legible presence.

Jonathan Shaw

Luke Stewart—Works for Upright Bass and Amplifier (Astral Spirits)

Works for Upright Bass and Amplifier by Luke Stewart

There was a time when you had an excuse to not know who Luke Stewart was if you were not hip to Washington, DC’s jazz scene. Given his membership in the fiery improvising-for-justice quintet Irreversible Entanglements, that time is coming to an end. But that’s only one rock on a veritable heap of live-performance and community-building work that dwarfs his still-slender discography (debut efforts by Heart of the Ghost, Heroes are Gang Leaders, Mean Crow, Trio OOO). To that you can add the 31-year-old bassist’s solo cassette. Rather typically, his voice on his instrument is strong, but it does not speak alone. First comes a burrowing feedback tone, which morphs and recurs throughout the nearly half-hour long first piece as if to say that even when you’re alone, you’re not alone. Sometimes Stewart uses that continuous presence as a springboard for knotted, bursting figures; others he lets the amplification add a red, ragged glow to sprinting pizzicato forays. Turns out that the upright bass and amplifier make good company when Stewart’s giving out the working orders.

Bill Meyer

Leo Mullins—Being Here Is Everything (Self-Released)

Being Here is Everything by Leo Mullins

Leo Mullins, an Australian songwriter also affiliated with the Small Knives, makes a low-key but excellent folk-tinged full-length here, with shimmering spiderwebs of acoustic picking and soft shadowy melodies. “Weight of the World,” with its quietly gorgeous harmonies, is maybe the pick of the litter; it is melancholic and uplifting at once, and the guitar cuts through shifting vocal textures with a clean, sure resonance. Mullins brings in Amy Galloway and Kirti Mills to add subtle, pretty embellishments to a couple of songs, the slyly percussive “This Paper Boat” cushioned and softened with dual vocals at the chorus (that’s Mills), the drone-y mysteries of “Linger On” enhanced with Galloway’s wavery unisons (she also sings on the very lovely “Weight of the World"). This latter cut is one of two to feature Mick Turner of the Dirty Three on guitar. He bows his instrument on “Linger On,” adding to the VU-ish mesh of tones and undertones that flicker through that cut. “Let the Light In” also bears his imprint, though unassumingly, in the glittering lattices of picked acoustic that are hemmed in with bells. The songs take shape slowly out of mists and aura and tone, shiver like rainbows for a little while and then subside into the air, all the prettier for their evanescence.

Jennifer Kelly

Finn Loxbo—Eter (Gikt)

Apparently Finn Loxbo is a restless sort. The Swedish musician has played punky electric bass in the jazz trio Doglife, navigated his electric guitar through the busy traffic of the Mats Gustafsson’s Fire Orchestra and recorded an album of pensive folk-rock for Kning. Now comes a solo CD, the first release by the Stockholm-based Gikt label, comprising solo improvisations on the steel-stringed acoustic guitar. Is this the real Finn? Probably not, anymore than any one good thing you do sums up the real you. But he’s pretty good at it, and it concentrates talents he’s likely developed in his other endeavors. Loxbo seems to have prepared his instruments strings and mic-ed them closely, yielding gamelan-like sonorities on one piece, Derek Bailey meets razor wire fence sound-spikes on another and soft abrasions on a third. Each of the album’s seven tracks proceeds with a lucidity that suggests his songwriter’s mind does not shut off when he puts away the vocal microphone. File this with the work of Bailey, David Stackenäs, and Norberto Lobo, but don’t just file it away.

Bill Meyer

Mutilation Rites—Chasm (Gilead Media)

Chasm by Mutilation Rites

This record completes Mutilation Rites’ transformation from a black metal band flirting with death metal, to a death metal band that sometimes plays black metal riffs. When Mutilation Rites began dallying with deathy rhythms and chunky chords on Harbinger (2014), it was worrying stuff: it suggested a band flailing for a sense of identity, and the resulting record was uneven, at best. Mutilation Rites’ more significant commitment to death metal on Chasm turns out to be an enlivening move (pun intended, hardy-fucking-har). This sort of music isn’t supposed to be fun, but on Chasm the band sounds loose and confident, like they’re enjoying themselves. Maybe that’s partially due to their decision to cut the tracks for the record at Brooklyn’s Saint Vitus, a venue the band plays regularly. In any case, Chasm is a good record, and folks who really loved Mutilation Rites’ first few EPs needn’t fret: “Putrid Decomposition,” the longest track on the album and ironically the one with the most death metal title, has the fleet, jagged riffing that captures the band at their blackest.

Jonathan Shaw

Shelton/Mofjell—Uncovered short run CDR (Singlespeed)

Uncovered by Shelton Mofjell

Ole Mofjell kicks off Uncovered with a blast of force. Unrelenting but texturally varied, it makes this clear; you’re not in for an easy ride. In short order Aram Shelton joins him, blowing so hard and low that you might ask, “who’s the tenor player?” Ride the wave into the next track and the pitch territory moves upward, and then the question changes to, “how does he make an alto sound like that?” Time and experience have darkened and deepened Shelton’s instrumental voice, which has shed the diamond brightness that he wielded in various Chicago-based ensembles in the earliest years of the century. But his fluency has increased, and there’s no better place to hear it than in the company of a drummer like Mofjell. Each player shifts tone and tack in a second, using silence as well as motion to give the other room to take deep dives into the complexity of interactions with their instruments and each other. Caveat — the physical edition of this album is a pressing of 100 professionally duplicated discs that you might only be able to get by attending one of Shelton’s concerts or contacting him directly via his webpage or the Singlespeed site. But if you’re not into keeping the international postage racket afloat, there’s always Bandcamp!

Bill Meyer

Sad Baxter—So Happy (Cold Lunch)

So Happy by Sad Baxter

Sad Baxter’s “Sick-Outt” does the mid-1990s ramp up from relatively quiet, melodic verse to screaming, crashing, unhinged chorus in a way that few bands even attempt these days, and if you’re thinking Hole, that’s because Deezy Violet’s a girl. The real reference is Nirvana, here and in the slow building guitar-and-cymbals firestorm that is “Wash,” a transformation from clamped down palm-muted tension to full on feedback fused noise. Violet’s partner in all this, Alex Mojaverian, builds a bristling, shivering dissonant wall of percussion and amp buzz around a voice that snakes around curvy melodies like the Muffs’ Kim Shattuck or, more recently, Speedy Ortiz’s Sadie Dupuis. Sweetness and melody lurk in the intervals between bursts of splintering noise, hooking a finger to lure you in for the kill.

Jennifer Kelly

Manas—Live At (Null Zone)

Live At by MANAS

This cassette, which was recorded last summer at Fresh Produce Records in Macon GA, drives home a point that’s never exactly been a secret. These guys are punks. Guitarist Tashi Dorji may have been raised in Bhutan and he and drummer Thom Nguyen may operate within the realm of freely improvised music, but they're writing their own rule book. This half-hour performance rolls, slashes and rumbles in some pretty rocking ways; they play with an improvisers’ faith that their music will create its own form, but also with an abandon that suggests they really don’t care if someone doesn’t get it; they sound really loud; and out of all the places where they could have made a record, they picked a shop that (per photographic evidence sourced from a Yelp review) puts all four Kiss solo LPs on the wall. That’s plenty punk enough! Sobering up for a second, the music on this tape evinces more nuance and space than other Manas recordings, and sports their clearest recording quality to date. Rock on.

Bill Meyer

Gordon Grdina's The Marrow—Ejdeha (Songlines)

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Gordon Grdina's been merging his jazz-based guitar work and his oud studies for a decade and a half now, finding his way into Middle Eastern traditions while integrating his own voice. With his Marrow quartet, he's expanded the strangeness of what he does by opening space for bassist Mark Helias and cellist Hank Roberts, each of whom toy with the function and sound of their own instruments on new album Ejdeha. “Idiolect” lets each of the three musicians shine (percussionist Hamin Honari mostly stays steady here) while revealing Grdina's gift for composition. The track ebbs and flows, trading melodies and shifting intensity across its eight minutes before its surprising end. The piece relies on Arabic tones, but feels like a free jazz approach to performance, the sort of blend that Grdina can deliver in a way that's both comfortable and alien. “Ejdeha” pulses in a different way, its heavy beat thumping through as the quartet finds an unlikely groove. Grdina and his bandmates have figured out how to keep a grounding in various traditions while still sounding surprising.

Justin Cober-Lake

#dusted magazine #dust #anne-james chaton #andy moor #neon tiger #luke stewart #leo mullins #finn loxbo #mutilation rites #aram shelton #ole mofjell #manas #gordon grdina #bill meyer #jonathan shaw #jennifer kelly #justin cober-lake

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biofunmy · 5 years ago

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All the streaming services, ranked

If you’re struggling with which streaming service suits your needs, here are the pros and cons of the biggest brands. USA TODAY

Welcome to the era of the Streaming Wars.

Hollywood is getting more crowded than ever as two new online streaming services, Apple TV+ and Disney+, join the digital fight for your eyeballs and money in November. And there’s still more to come: Next spring, WarnerMedia’s HBO Max and Comcast’s Peacock join the mix.

With Netflix, Hulu and Amazon already dominating the streaming world, and smaller players like CBS All Access, Shudder and Acorn TV fighting for their place in the mix, the new TV landscape can be a daunting avalanche of choices, and subscribing to every new service can easily end up costing more than that cable bill you already cut.

But not all streaming services are created equal. Before you subscribe to the latest, consider our list of the major services, ranked from best to worst. We’ve included only services not available as a cable channel (sorry, HBO Now), and those streaming in 2019 (we’ll get back to HBO Max and Peacock later).

The Handmaid’s Tale was Hulu’s first breakout hit. (Photo: Hulu)

1. Hulu

Cost: $5.99/month with ads; $11.99/month commercial-free

Originals: A mix of award-winning high profile dramas (“The Handmaid’s Tale,” “The Act”), tiny, quirky and acclaimed comedies (“PEN15,” “Shrill”) and occasional theatrical or streaming-only films (“Little Monsters,” “Fyre Fraud”).

Library: Includes currently airing TV shows on ABC, NBC and Fox (“The Masked Singer,” “Stumptown”) paired with archival series (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” “Designing Women,” “Seinfeld”) and films (“Boyz n the Hood”).

Kid-friendly? A robust kids’ section has mostly older shows (“Sailor Moon,” “Doug”) but a few originals like “The Bravest Knight.”

Hulu tops our list because it’s a broadly appealing service that offers plenty of genres and styles without scraping the bottom of the barrel for new content. The ability to watch current broadcast shows in-season is a huge advantage. And Hulu has the best selection of archival TV series with a solid showing of films, too. Its originals could be better, but the service has wisely chosen not to overload us with shoddy new programming, a mistake its biggest competitor, Netflix, has unfortunately made. Hulu’s value is likely to grow in the next few years, now that Disney effectively owns the service. Adult Marvel content will likely gravitate here, along with a trove of FX series.

Sadie Sink, Noah Schnapp, Millie Bobby Brown, Finn Wolfhard, and Caleb McLaughlin in Stranger Things 3 . (Photo: Netflix.)

2. Netflix

Cost: $8.99/month to watch on one screen at once, $12.99/month to watch on two screens or $15.99/month to watch on four screens in Ultra HD.

Originals: Has the largest crop of originals, which means the biggest mix in quality as well. Notables include “Stranger Things,” “Queer Eye” and “The Crown,” in addition to Oscar-bait movies like Martin Scorsese’s “The Irishman.”

Library: Shrinking every year. Although some stalwarts remain on the service (“Breaking Bad,” “Dexter,” “Supernatural”), Netflix is investing in originals, not in holding onto the rights for legacy series and films. (“Friends,” “The Office” and “Parks and Recreation” are among those shifting elsewhere by 2021 for U.S. subscribers).

Kid-friendly? Netflix’s kids’ section is massive, populated mostly with dozens of originals (A “Boss Baby” series, an upcoming “Green Eggs and Ham” adaptation) and some library content (“Pokemon”).

Netflix may be synonymous with the idea of streaming content, but while it pioneered the format, it hasn’t perfected it. The service has a huge number of films and TV shows to choose from, but that library isn’t as good as it once was. Netflix’s biggest flaw is that it is abandoning its archival content in favor of an ever-more-mediocre slate of originals across all genres of TV and film. Some of these series are brilliant (“The Crown,” “BoJack Horseman”), others are decent (“Queer Eye”), but most are poor facsimiles of better TV (“Ozark,” “Fuller House”). The movies that premiere on the service without a theatrical run (and thus, aren’t vying for Oscars) have a distinct “TV movie” vibe. Still, Netflix is a really valuable service and the biggest name in the game, only slightly edged out by Hulu.

Pedro Pascal stars as the title character in the new Disney+ series, “The Mandalorian.” (Photo: Francois Duhamel, Lucasfilm Ltd.)

3. Disney+

Cost: $6.99/month or $69.99/year (available Nov. 12)

Originals: The first Star Wars live-action series (“The Mandalorian”), teen comedy “High School Musical: The Musical: The Series,” “Toy Story” spinoff “Forky Asks a Question” and a slew of nonfiction series. More Star Wars and Marvel series are promised over the next few years.

Library: The Disney Vault has opened, and classics (“Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”) and duds (“The Shaggy D.A.”) alike will flood the service, along with recent blockbusters (“Avengers: Endgame”) from the studio. Some titles inherited from the merger with 20th Century Fox (“The Simpsons”) also are available.

Kid-friendly? Extremely. All content on the service is family friendly to some degree, to fit with the Disney brand.

The biggest threat to existing services comes from the biggest conglomerate in Hollywood. Disney is flexing its considerable muscle by offering its classic films paired with original series from its biggest brands: Star Wars, Pixar and Marvel. Its huge library is its biggest advantage, as is the ability to reboot and revive (“Lizzie McGuire,” here we come). But the biggest disadvantage is the lack of diversity in programming. Everything here will be very Disney in tone and style, and the service has no plans for mature programming and mindless reality TV, which has its time and place. If you have kids, the value of the service goes up exponentially, but for those of us not trying to entertain tykes, other streamers have more to choose from.

Phoebe Waller-Bridge takes a smoking break as the titular character in Amazon’s “Fleabag.” (Photo: STEVE SCHOFIELD/AMAZON)

4. Amazon Prime Video

Cost: $12.99/month, but comes with free two-day shipping

Originals: “Jack Ryan,” “Bosch,” “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” and lots of small, awards-friendly fare, a lineup that’s changing rapidly as the company embraces genre shows like an upcoming “Lord of the Rings” series.

Library: A wide assortment that most notably includes Masterpiece dramas(“Downton Abbey”), mid-2000s procedurals (“The Closer,” “Bones”), USA Network shows (“Mr. Robot,” “Suits”) and some older HBO programming.

Kid-friendly? Yes, Amazon includes originals like “Kung Fu Panda” and Nickelodeon series like “SpongeBob SquarePants” and “Dora the Explorer.”

Amazon’s TV output is perfectly acceptable, especially if you like quaint British television and series your grandparents will enjoy. The streamer excels at comedies (Emmy-winning “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” and “Fleabag”) and has an impressive selection of British TV (“Doctor Who,” “Broadchurch”). Its library of old series and originals is not as big as Hulu and Netflix, but it does have Oscar-nominated films (“The Big Sick” and “Manchester by the Sea”) acquired from festivals. Your money goes further, because it pays for two-day shipping with TV as a bonus, but it still offers a higher proportion of niche programming than its rivals. Unlike Netflix or Hulu, it can’t replace your cable subscription all on its own, but its lineup will expand to include a fashion series from Tim Gunn and Heidi Klum and an expensive “Rings” adaptation.

Sonequa Martin-Green returns as Michael Burnham for a third season of “Star Trek: Discovery.” (Photo: JOHN MEDLAND/CBS)

5. CBS All Access

Cost: $5.99/month with commercials, $9.99/month without

Originals: “Star Trek: Discovery,” “The Good Fight,” “The Twilight Zone,” “Why Women Kill”

Library: Current (and recent) CBS series, classics (“I Love Lucy”) and movies (“Rocky”).

Kid-friendly? Some library content like “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” and “Everybody Hates Chris,” but nothing for preschoolers and no originals.

Don’t knock the Eye’s streaming service until you’ve tried it. It’s a little on the expensive side for the number of originals, but its streaming shows have a better batting average when it comes to quality (“The Good Fight” is one of the best shows on TV). In addition to CBS shows, its library includes a treasure trove of classic films and TV, such as “Happy Days” and “The Brady Bunch.” However, it’s still limited in scope, so seeing some episodes of “Star Trek: Picard” a few times a year may not be worth the expense.

Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon star in the new Apple TV+ series “The Morning Show.” (Photo: Apple)

6. Apple TV+

Cost: $4.99/month; free for one year with purchase of an Apple product (available Nov. 1)

Originals: “The Morning Show,” “See,” “For All Mankind,” “Dickinson,” “The Elephant Queen,” “Oprah’s Book Club,” and other new shows from M. Night Shyamalan and Steven Spielberg.

Library: None

Kid friendly? Nope

Despite its low price tag, Apple has a distinct disadvantage in value because it has no back library of classic shows or films. You could burn through their entire new catalog in a few weeks. And you wouldn’t get much from binge-watching the new series, which include “The Morning Show,” a mediocre soap starring Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon. The best of the bunch is alternate history drama “For All Mankind,” from the creator of “Battlestar Galactica,” but is it worth the money to see just one maybe-good show? Probably not.

Three decades after “The Karate Kid,” Johnny (left, William Zabka) and Daniel (Ralph Macchio) face off again in “Cobra Kai.” (Photo: YOUTUBE RED)

Honorable mentions: AcornTV, Britbox, Shudder, YouTube and Facebook Watch

A few other, much smaller streaming services are vying for your wallet. AcornTV and BritBox are for serious Anglophiles (Acorn has more mysteries, Britbox has all of classic “Doctor Who”). Shudder is devoted to horror. Facebook Watch and YouTube are a mix of user-created and professional content. Facebook Watch has one good original series (“Sorry for Your Loss” starring Elisabeth Olsen); so does YouTube (“Karate Kid” sequel “Cobra Kai”). Facebook Watch is free if you have time for it, and YouTube also has a free tier, with ads.

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@unremarkablegirl yes you absolutely may

tbh my favorites are constantly changing but i do have a list of ones that stay mostly consistent so ill go off about those

this is probably just me projecting but one of my favorites is touch-starved!clarke, like she spent almost a year in solitary confinement, was with the 100 for what- a month?? before she left after mount weather for three weeks. and she’d had finn before but he wasn’t very intimate with her even before raven and then she had barely any time with lexa and i can just imagine her absolutely melting every time someone would give her a hug or casually rest a hand on her shoulder. and after madi she’d be even worse off, having only been around one person for so long (that bellarke reunion hug deserved to be so much better than it was). and like i dont have one specific pairing i associate this with, just with anyone, romantic or not

another favorite of mine which is honestly kind of the opposite of the first one (but is still, of course, clarke-centric, because this is me) is a hc where clarke is a lot less guilty about her kills, an au where she embraces being the commander of death and wears that title with pride. and i hate to say this but like the clarke we see in season seven kind of reflects that, sometimes- like in 7x01 when she orders russells death after literally burning down part of the castle, and 7x16 when she basically goes on a killing spree after finding out about madi- i hate almost all of s7 but that clarke i like a lot

and one where there isn’t a lot of content on is an hc where josephine doesn’t die in 6x10. whether that be if her chip wasnt destroyed and she was put in another host, or my personal favorite, an au where the mind overload isnt really a thing and josie just hangs out with clarke in her head. which makes absolutely no sense at all but jo!clarke was my favorite storyline on this entire goddamned show and i am hungry for as much jo!clarke as i can get, because everything about that dynamic was just amazing

anyway oops i rambled (as always) but thanks for offering, i love spilling my disorganized thoughts into tumblr posts!! ♥

im big yearn right now anyone feel like talking to me 🥺

#love.babble #love.hundred #headcanons #the 100

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SOFIA: -she's hungry and uncomfortable and when she cries somebody always comes so...she's crying loudly from her crib-

FINN: -wakes up at the sound of sofia but jace is completely on top of him and a bunch of dead weight. it suddenly hits him that if he doesn't get sofia right away, colt will, and that would be...not good. so he's attempting to peel jace off of him WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT-

JACE: -ZZZZZZZ. he hasn't slept this peacefully in a long time. he's not going anywhere. he's probably also clinging a little. or a lot.-

COLT: -it's true, colt is up and at 'em in no time, but as he trots downstairs he notices some... strange signs. abandoned bowls of snack foods and a movie menu playing on loop. he squints... it isn't until he sees what appears to be jace's boots on the floor by the couch that he pieces it all together. AW HECK NAH. -

COLT: -fuming JUST a little, but unable to do anything about it because he has a baby to attend to first. it's okay sofia, uncle colt is here to snuggle you and go get you some breakfast. don't mind him if he snuffles your baby hair a little during the process. she smells good...-

SOFIA: -she ALWAYS smells good. she's just flopped against colt's chest and whining. she knows he'll take care of her-

FINN: jace -he hears sofia quiet and realizes that colt must have her and there's a certain kind of panc in his eyes as he tries to UN-CLING JACE-

COLT: -GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT. just kidding, he might be turning into a monster boy but he wouldn't eat sofia. he loves her too much.- There there... -heats up a bottle, readjusting her in his big arms so he can feed her when it's ready. he does this, but keeps glancing at finn's room... WAITING for him to show his face.-

JACE: Mmhh? -cracks eyes open, staring blearily at the warm body he's clinging to. that isn't normal. suddenly he remembers what happened and snaps awake.- Oh.......... -detaches when he sees how panicked finn is.-

SOFIA: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. she keeps whining until she can actually start drinking the bottle, and then her crying immediately stops and though her cheeks are covered in tears, she's much more content-

FINN: sorry it's just sofia -kisses jace's head so it's not too abrupt and he gets up to put his abandoned sweatpants on- i'll be back just FINN: hold on FINN: -he BUSTS OUT THE DOOR-

JACE: Okay.... -sits up and watches him go, processing everything again. ITS ALL STARTING TO SINK IN.-

COLT: -standing in the kitchen SQUINTING at finn.-

FINN: -finn looks disheveled- oh hi

FINN: i was uh

FINN: gonna get her

COLT: I've got it handled. -colt looks DISPLEASED.-

COLT: You musta been sleepin' pretty heavy.

FINN: yeah just a -DONT LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT- just a little i guess

COLT: Did you have someone over last night? -glances at the living room.-

FINN: -looks back at the living room- oh

FINN: well jace was sneaking around the house late and i just

FINN: let him come in and thought it wouldn't be a good idea for him to keep exploring in the dark

FINN: so i let him have my bed

COLT: -he just stares at him, clearly not buying this story.- Finn.

FINN: -HE CANT STARE BACK AT THOSE EYES- yeah

COLT: -THESE BIG OL' EYES. they judge.- I know that ain't the whole story.

FINN: -just kind of looks guilty-

COLT: You know I don't wanna tell anybody how to live their lives.

COLT: ... But this is my house. And that's my baby brother. And if you're gettin' up to somethin' but you don't wanna own up to it, then I think you already know you're crossin' some boundaries there. -frowns, angry, but mostly just disappointed...-

SOFIA: -she's just so happy about eating honestly-

FINN: -hangs his head a little- i just -he sighs-

FINN: it was fine at first just normal and then like

FINN: uh

FINN: he said he had feelings for me and i basically told him i didn't feel the same way but he thought it was because i saw him as a baby but

FINN: i was telling him i didn't see him like a baby and then he was still upset so i told him he was attractive because well he is your whole family is but that's not the point

FINN: and he just wanted to

FINN: you know

FINN: regardless

FINN: so i said ok

COLT: -LOOKS INTO THE CAMERA ABOUT HIS WHOLE FAMILY BEING ATTRACTIVE-

FINN: -I AM SORRY IT'S TRUE-

COLT: -finn he's gonna put you in the ground-

FINN: -oh-

FINN: -uh oh-

COLT: Why would you--

COLT: Don't you think that might send some mixed messages???

COLT: Listen... Jace ain't like Citrin or Ryan, alright? He's sensitive and-- -SIGHS. he can't believe jace instigated this, and yet somehow he can. clearly he wasn't thinking this through either... THAT BOY AINT RIGHT.-

COLT: I just hope you know there's likely gonna be consequences. -LIKE ME PUTTING YOU IN THE GROUND-

SOFIA: -okay she's done. she turns her head away. NO MORE PLEASE. she whines about it-

FINN: -he's still hanging his head- i'm sorry

FINN: i should have

FINN: thought it through

FINN: instead of just thinking he knew what he was getting into

COLT: -looks down at sofia and sets her bottle aside. burping time. he's already got a cloth ready to prop her up against. pats the sweet baby.-

COLT: Yeah, well... Reckon I oughta have a chat with him too. -eyeballs finn's room again.-

FINN: do you have to have a chat with him

SOFIA: -making noises over here while the burp attempt is made-

COLT: -he's proud of her. she's good at making noise.-

COLT: Yes.

FINN: what are you going to say

COLT: -that finn is a ho.- I'm just gonna make sure he knows what he's gotten himself into... Unless you want to talk to him to clarify. -EYEBALLS some more.-

FINN: -pauses- the look you're giving me is confusing because i don't know if you actually want me to or you want me to stay away

COLT: Guess I don't know either.

COLT: But I know it's best to take responsibility for yourself.

FINN: -he sighs- i can do it

COLT: -grunt.- Alright. Good.

FINN: do you want me to do it now

SOFIA: -she burps-

COLT: -frowns some more- That'd be ideal.

COLT: -good girl, sofia. cleans off her face and goes to toss this towel, leaving finn to his own devices.-

SOFIA: -do I get to hang out with you uncle colt-

COLT: -of course cutie pie...-

SOFIA: -its a good day-

FINN: -meanwhile, Finn walks back into his room to see if Jace is still awake-

JACE: -currrently in the process of climbing out the window without his shoes.- O_O

FINN: hey wait

JACE: Hhhh... Okay... -sits on the window sill-

FINN: -gestures at him- you can sit somewhere inside

JACE: ... Its alright. I like the window sill. -even though it's not super comfortable on the ass.-

FINN: oh okay uh -scratches the back of his head- colt knows

JACE: Oh......... I figured as much.....

JACE: Is he mad?

FINN: at me yeah

FINN: he doesn't think we are on the same page so

FINN: i should probably make sure that's a thing

JACE: -frowns down at the floor.- So... he thinks I dont understand that this is just...

JACE: Um. You know... a fling.

FINN: -nods-

JACE: -sighs- I do know that.

JACE: ... I guess it makes me kind of sad.

JACE: -pauses, really thinking about all this. as best he can with his head swimming and his heart still racing from anxiety.- But I had fun?

JACE: That probably counts for something.

JACE: I dont really... want to regret it... Even if its not permanent...

FINN: -his expression softens- yeah me too

FINN: i really don't want to hurt you

JACE: Oh, yeah.... Um... Ill be okay.

JACE: This is way more than I ever could have expected so Im happy about that. -manages a little smile-

FINN: -smiles back- well just so you know if you ever feel bad about it it's okay to talk about it

FINN: i've had flings that made me feel pretty sad

JACE: -swings his feet as he looks to the floor again, contemplating something... then he slides out from the window sill.-

JACE: Is it okay if I kiss you one more time?

FINN: -he pauses and nods- yeah

JACE: -shuffles in closer, shyly... before he places his hands on finn's cheeks and leans in for one last slow, soft kiss.-

FINN: -kisses him in return for as long as Jace wants to. Consider this one for the road-

JACE: -melts... he really doesn't want to let go when it feels so nice, but alas... he draws away after a moment, gazing up at him with his big eyes.-

JACE: ... Did you see my boots out there? -points at finn's door. he's still just in his socks...-

FINN: yeah you left them

FINN: i think that tipped colt off just a little

FINN: you don't have to leave i can sleep on the couch i don't mind

JACE: No, its okay!! I should go... Now that Im up I wont be able to fall asleep.

JACE: -shuffles over to the door- Ill just... Umm. -opens it carefully.-

JACE: Ill see you! -YOUTH ROLLS OUT THE DOOR. snatches up his boots, stumbles into them, and sprints out the front door.-

COLT: -squints after him from sofia's room. INCREDIBLE.-

SOFIA: -look at me i'm cute-

FINN: -he just kind of waves and goes in to join colt-

FINN: so

FINN: same page

COLT: ... Good.

COLT: -offers sofia to him.- I think she wants you.

FINN: -takes her in his arms and kisses her head-

FINN: colt i'm

FINN: i'm sorry

COLT: -gives him a bit of the silent treatment, but it's mostly because he doesn't know what to say. there's too much on his mind, and all his weird compulsions and sensory overloads aren't helping him feel any more at ease. maybe he's being unfair, or hypocritical... or maybe joel's just right about them. they're all just a bunch of idiots prone to bad decisions and they should feel bad for it.-

COLT: ... Reckon it don't make much difference.

COLT: Jace can make his own decisions.

FINN: -he just feels really guilty. and pathetic. and like the worst person ever. maybe joel was right, he shouldn't have a kid. why did he have sofia in the first place?- i'm still sorry

COLT: Ok, I get it. -says sharply, but he's starting to look upset.-

FINN: -he just looks down and says nothing. HE FUCKED UP. HE REALLY FUCKED UP-

COLT: -sniffles where he sits, falling quiet again and feeling very stuck and confused.-

SOFIA: -yells momentarily just because she can.-

FINN: -shhhh baby. he sits there as well, just holding sofia and staying quite and he might actually BE SNIFFLING TOO?-

COLT: -glances at sofia when she scream... then up at finn because they're both sniffling babies.-

COLT: I'm not...

COLT: I'm not really mad at you... I am disappointed but...

COLT: Mostly I'm just upset about everythin' happenin' lately.

COLT: And I don't know what I'm supposed to do about it.

FINN: i don't like to disappoint you

COLT: ... It's not like it's the end of the world.

COLT: I'm not gonna snub you for it or nothin'.

FINN: i don't want to make your life worse

FINN: because i know it's already hard

COLT: My life is fine.

COLT: My life is great, in fact? I don't got much to complain about.

COLT: I'm happy. -sighs- Even if I'm havin' a hard time right now.

FINN: -wipes his eyes- but it's been hard lately

FINN: i know that

COLT: Well, it ain't all about me. -starts to get up-

FINN: -stays sitting and watches him. all he can do is wait it out, because it seems like he can't fix this. the tears don't stop-

COLT: -he just needs some time to calm down... he really can't stay upset about all this -- and he definitely doesn't want to.-

FINN: -he'll just remain here holding sofia and using his communicator to start doing some research-

#impenetrablevitality #taciteaneremite #in which morning after

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In Touch, November 26

Cover: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie divorce bombshell -- the kids choose Brad

Page 1: Contents

Page 2: Who Wore It Better? Irina Shayk vs. Katie Holmes vs. Uzo Aduba

Page 4: Britney Spears’ Las Vegas show is a disaster

Page 5: Matthew McConaughey still upset he didn’t get the part in Titanic, Alexis Ren broke 2 ribs on DWTS, Makeover of the Week -- Elizabeth Olsen got bangs, Dry Spell of the Week -- Teresa Giudice, Jennifer Garden’s wardrobe malfunction

Page 6: Jamie Dornan selling his L.A. home, Channing Tatum brings his 5-year-old son to girlfriend Jessie J’s concert, J.K. Rowling sues her former assistant for using a business credit card to buy cats and candles

Page 8: Prince Charles is so spoiled

Page 9: Man Candy of the Week -- Anthony Joshua, Winner of the Week -- Breaking Bad fans are getting a movie, Loser of the Week -- Alec Baldwin’s talk show moved to an undesirable time slot after his arrest, Chad Johnson can’t stop trashing the rest of Bachelor Nation

Page 10: Oh Baby -- Jessica Alba and kids Hayes and Haven and Honor, Jim Edmonds of RHOC’s son Hart, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s son Bronx, Heidi Klum and Seal’s son Johan, Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley’s daughter Naleigh, Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann’s twins Kane and Kaia

Page 12: Up Close -- Victoria’s Secret -- Gigi Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Sara Sampaio, Bella Hadid and Halsey, Adriana Lima

Page 15: Gisele Bundchen, Busy Philipps

Page 16: Ellen DeGeneres and Ariana Grande, Jon Hamm and Sarah Silverman, Millie Bobby Brown and Finn Wolfhard of Stranger Things, Jerry O’Connell and Katie Holmes

Page 18: Martha Stewart and Jessica Simpson

Page 19: Jewel, Reese Witherspoon

Page 20: Emily Ratajkowski

Page 21: Kristin Chenoweth, Priyanka Chopra and Sophie Turner

Page 22: Matthew McConaughey, Mariska Hargitay and Peter Hermann, Shia LaBeouf and Dakota Johnson and Zack Gottsagen

Page 24: Russell Crowe, Michael B. Jordan, Carrie Underwood

Page 26: E! People’s Choice Awards -- Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, Busy Philipps and Jimmy Fallon, Chrissy Teigen and Kim and Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall and Kris Jenner, Nicki Minaj, Melissa McCarthy, Mila Kunis

Page 28: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie custody bombshell -- the kids finally speak

Page 32: Kate Middleton’s showdown with the Queen as the Queen bends the royal rules again for Meghan Markle

Page 33: Doria Ragland nervous about Christmas

Page 34: Megyn Kelly’s career crisis

Page 36: Rita Ora robs from Pretty Woman

Page 40: Hollywood ravaged by wildfires

Page 41: Jon Gosselin wants custody of son Collin, Mark Wahlberg helping Octavia Spencer lose weight, blind item, Star Sightings -- Mariah Carey, Heather Thompson, Tommy Dorfman, ‘NSync’s JC Chasez and Joey Fatone, Mat Kearney, Ashley Tisdale

Page 42: Why Chip and Joanna Gaines are returning to TV

Page 43: Demi Lovato’s new guy may be trouble, Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross’ chilly date night dinner, Rami Malek’s love triangle between Lucy Boynton and Portia Doubleday

Page 46: The Big Interview -- Mercedes Javid of Shahs of Sunset

Page 48: The Kardashians are crazy for Keto

Page 50: Style -- Pleats -- Leslie Bibb, Jaime King, Charlize Theron, Victoria Beckham, Awkwafina, Olivia Palermo

Page 52: Puff Sleeves -- Nina Dobrev, Elizabeth Olsen, Carey Mulligan, Priyanka Chopra, Isla Fisher, Mandy Moore

Page 54: Beauty -- Charcoal -- Shay Mitchell

Page 56: Did I Really Do That? Lindsay Lohan, Bebe Rexha, Anne Hathaway

Page 58: Sneak Preview -- Escape at Dannemora

Page 60: What Team Are You On? Jackie Goldschneider

Page 61: Blast From the Past -- 25th Anniversary of What’s Eating Gilbert Grape -- Leonardo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp, Juliette Lewis, Darlene Cates, Crispin Glover, John C. Reilly

Page 62: Animal Overload -- My dog looks like Sienna Miller

Page 64: My Night at Home -- Jake T. Austin, Guess Whose Moustache -- Jesse Plemons, Luke Evans, Benedict Cumberbatch, Adam Lambert, Brooklyn Beckham, Michael Cera

Page 66: Double Take -- Haylie Duff

Page 68: Horoscope -- Scorpio twins Nikki and Brie Bella

Page 70: The Top 10 Hottest Toms -- Tom Welling, Tom Selleck, Tom Cruise, Tom Sturridge, Tom Schwartz, Tom Hiddleston, Tom Ellis, Tom Holland, Tom Brady, Tom Hardy

Page 72: Last Laughs

#tabloids #Angelina Jolie #Brad Pitt #Megyn Kelly #Demi Lovato #Henry Levy #Tom Hiddleston #Hiddleston #Hiddles

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In Touch, January 27

You can buy a copy of this issue at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: The Royals Break Their Silence -- Prince Harry and Meghan Markle betrayed us

Page 1: Contents

Page 2: Who Wore It Better? Cate Blanchett vs. Camila Cabello, Cara Delevingne vs. Amber Heard

Page 4: Australia on Fire -- stars send their love and money -- Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, Russell Crowe, Chris and Liam Hemsworth, Hugh Jackman, Kylie Jenner, Kaylen Ward, Elton John -- to help go to currumbinwildlifehospital.org.au

Page 5: RHOBH cast members have accused Denise Richards of having an affair with co-star Brandi Glanville, Makeover of the Week -- Miley Cyrus’ modern mullet, Adele said she’d lost 100 pounds, Pat Sajak wants Ricky Gervais to speak at his funeral, Jodie Turner-Smith’s first crush was Pacey from Dawson’s Creek who was played by her now-husband Joshua Jackson

Page 6: Crib of the Week -- Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick’s beachfront villa

Page 8: Who should be on the Bachelor spinoff Listen to Your Heart -- Luke Pell, Derek Peth, Demi Lovato, Jed Wyatt, John Paul Jones, Hannah Godwin, John Mayer

Page 9: Stella McCartney praises Joaquin Phoenix for wearing the same tuxedo for the entire awards season, Leonardo DiCaprio helped save a man who had fallen off a yacht, Man Candy of the Week -- Nathan Jenkins, Winner of the Week -- Timothee Chalamet wears a fan’s homemade t-shirt on the red carpet, Loser of the Week -- Jillian Michaels slammed for saying that fans stop celebrating Lizzo’s body

Page 10: Up Close -- Who Let the Dogs Out? Angelina Jolie and daughter Vivienne walk their dogs

Page 11: Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom and their dogs Mighty and Nugget in Aspen, Amanda Seyfried and her dog Finn

Page 12: Baby on Board -- Jenna Dewan, Jodie Turner-Smith and Joshua Jackson, Chloe Sevigny

Page 14: Jennifer Lopez at the Palm Springs International Film Festival

Page 15: Drew Scott and Linda Phan and Jonathan Scott and Zooey Deschanel at Disneyland

Page 16: Andy Cohen and son Benjamin in Miami

Page 18: John Cena on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Page 19: Hilary Duff and new husband Matthew Koma honeymoon in South Africa, Tiffany Haddish at the premiere of Like a Boss

Page 20: Brad Pitt and Bradley Cooper at the National Board of Review Annual Awards Gala, Karlie Kloss in New Zealand, Sarah Michelle Gellar wears Freddie Prinze Jr. pajamas

Page 22: Robert Downey Jr. and Selena Gomez and Rami Malek at the premiere of Dolittle

Page 23: Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox and Lisa Kudrow, Rihanna for Savage X Fenty’s Valentine’s Day collection, Anne Hathaway and husband Adam Shulman, Andrew Scott at the Critic’s Choice Awards

Page 26: Cover Story -- Royals at War -- Prince Harry and Meghan Markle plunge the palace into chaos as they announce their financial independence from the monarchy. Now Queen Elizabeth, Prince Charles, Prince William and Kate Middleton are sharing their side of the story

Page 32: Inside Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi’s bizarre world

Page 34: Secret lives of YouTube stars

Page 36: These ‘80s stars are still hot -- Tom Hanks, Demi Moore, Michelle Pfeiffer, Tom Cruise, Sarah Jessica Parker

Page 38: Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara trying for a baby

Page 39: Kanye West obsessed with the movie Frozen II, The Bachelor Peter Weber is livid that producers brought Hannah Brown back, Star Sightings -- Teyana Taylor (pictured), Suzanne Somers, Jenna Dewan (pictured), Rose Byrne and Tiffany Haddish, 50 Cent (pictured), Taron Egerton (pictured)

Page 40: Sandra Bullock and Bryan Randall on the rocks, Channing Tatum and Jessie J reunite

Page 44: The Big Interview -- Melissa Joan Hart on the pressures of Hollywood in her nearly 40-year career

Page 52: Did I Really Do That? Golden Globes -- Lucy Boynton wore tinfoil, Jodie Comer borrowed from Baby Yoda

Page 53: Dakota Fanning stole from Cinderella, Pierce Brosnan copied Col. Sanders

Page 54: Animal Overload -- My cat looks like Jack Nicholson

Page 56: Entertainment -- Katy Keene

Page 58: My Night at Home -- Audrina Patridge

Page 60: Double Take -- Will Smith and Martin Lawrence promote Bad Boys for Life in Paris

Page 62: Horoscope -- Aquarius Ellen DeGeneres

Page 64: Last Laughs

#tabloid #tabloid toc #meghan markle #prince harry #harry and meghan #megxit #sussexit #ellen degeneres #portia de rossi #The Bachelor #peter weber #chris hemsworth

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In Touch, October 28

Cover: Elton John’s shocking tell-all -- Michael Jackson, Princess Diana, Tom Cruise

Page 1: Contents

Page 2: Who Wore It Better? Millie Mackintosh vs. Mandy Moore, Hailey Baldwin vs. Abigail Spencer

Page 4: Jennifer Aniston tells all on Howard Stern

Page 5: The creepy realistic replica of Jared Leto’s head has gone missing, Diss of the Week -- Mariah Carey disses Lady Gaga and her Little Monsters, Liplock of the Week -- Rami Malek shared a spontaneous kiss with Daniel Craig, Number of the Week -- Matt Damon lost out on $250 million when he turned down the lead role in Avatar

Page 6: Crib of the Week -- Bette Midler’s Fifth Avenue penthouse

Page 8: Stars who are such big fans of the Real Housewives franchise they would easily join -- Amy Schumer, Rebecca Romijn, Mila Kunis, Kristin Chenoweth, Chrissy Teigen, Jaime King names her favorite child

Page 9: Makeover of the Week -- Ashley Benson goes brunette, Man Candy of the Week -- Cody Simpson, Winner of the Week -- Jessica Mulroney who is Meghan Markle’s BFF gets her own show to help married couples renew their vows, Losers of the Week -- Alec and Hilaria Baldwin were scammed when they bought tickets to see the Statue of Liberty

Page 10: Up Close -- Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith at the L.A. premiere of Gemini Man

Page 11: Kate Middleton at the Natural Wildlife Museum, Hoda Kotb and Savannah Guthrie and Al Roker from Today with Jimmy Fallon

Page 12: Character Studies -- Ashlee Simpson with daughter Jagger and Elmo, Christina Milian and daughter Violet and Cookie Monster, Melissa Joan Hart and Miguel from Coco, Carrie Underwood and Queen Poppy

Page 14: Woody Harrelson and Juliette Lewis and Oliver Stone at the 25th anniversary screening of Natural Born Killers, Lily Aldridge, Jennifer Aniston

Page 16: Mommy & Me -- Jessica Simpson and daughter Maxwell, Hilary Duff and daughter Banks, Jennifer Garner and son Samuel

Page 18: Miranda Lambert with a rabbit, Drew Scott and Jonathan Scott, pregnant Anne Hathaway at the premiere of Modern Love

Page 20: Prince William and Princess Kate Middleton in Pakistan

Page 22: Anthony Anderson and Laurence Fishburne and Tracee Ellis Ross, Joe Giudice reunites with brother Pete in Italy, Owen Wilson and Jennifer Lopez film Marry Me

Page 23: Ben Affleck and daughter Violet

Page 24: Savannah Guthrie and Hoda Kotb are disturbed to the core over the latest Matt Lauer allegations

Page 26: As Miley Cyrus spirals Liam Hemsworth’s revenge romance with Maddison Brown

Page 28: Cover Story -- Elton John’s shocking tell-all

Page 32: Khloe Kardashian betrayed by Tristan Thompson again

Page 34: Jeremy Renner’s ex-wife claims he wants her dead

Page 35: Jennifer Aniston hates the ad photo for her new TV show The Morning Show because Reese Witherspoon looks natural and pretty while her face looks rounder and fuller and rubbery, Adele is so obsessed with singing that once a month she hires out a karaoke bar in West Hollywood and invites all her closest pals like Jennifer Lawrence and Harry Styles and Beyonce, Star Sightings -- Vanessa Lachey, Cassadee Pope, Natalie Portman and Jon Hamm, Marc Bouwer, Ali Fedotowsky and husband Kevin Manno, Guess Who?!

Page 36: Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson wedding in paradise, Camila Morrone wants a ring from Leonardo DiCaprio, Selena Gomez and Josh Golden more than friends

Page 40: The Big Interview -- JoJo Fletcher and Jordan Rodgers on their 3-year engagement

Page 42: Who’s Got the Best Workout Style? Julianne Hough vs. Hailey Baldwin vs. Olivia Culpo

Page 44: 5 Ways to Improve Your Pet’s Life -- Amanda Seyfried and Finn, Tom Holland and Tessa

Page 45: President Barack Obama and Bo, Kylie Jenner

Page 46: Style -- Cool Collabs -- Sarah Jessica Parker X Sunglass Hut

Page 48: Hollywood’s obsessed with this Retrofete’s Gabrielle sequined wrap dress -- Shanina Shaik, Olivia Culpo, Taylor Swift, Jennifer Lopez, Alessandra Ambrosio

Page 50: Shop and support breast cancer awareness month -- Christina Applegate

Page 52: Did I Really Do That? Lakeith Stanfield, Kathryn Newton

Page 53: Cher

Page 54: Animal Overload Hunks Edition, My dog looks like Paul “DJ Pauly D” Delvecchio

Page 56: Entertainment

Page 58: My Night at Home -- Victoria Justice, Guess Whose Young Adult Novel -- Bella Thorne, Tyra Banks, Lauren Conrad, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, Hilary Duff, Chris Colfer

Page 60: Double Take -- RHOC’s Tamra and Eddie Judge

Page 62: Horoscope -- Scorpio Amandla Stenberg

Page 64: Last Laughs

#tabloid #elton john #michael jackson #princess diana #tom cruise #richard gere

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