#i love you swordsmachine.......

[fighterjetfucker3000]

Swordsmachine try not to be beautiful challenge (FAILED!!!)

I wanted to try to work on a drawing that focused more on his wires with a soft, warm color palette and shading and of course he turned out pretty again. i am cursed to always accidentally make him hot. but. that's not really a curse if you ask me :3

anyway.... boy why you so wires???

[deedra-posting]

Me when my best friend and I identify with V1 and Swordsmachine and suddenly it's about our friendship

Uhmmmmmm I like them yeag. Alt version under the cut

Nothing drastic just emojis lmao

[swordsmachinedaily]

what if swordsmachine was a worm

Day 28

[hrokkall]

ULTRATOBER DAY 19 /// SENTRY

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EDIT: Good ending addendum by request of the ultrabrainrot server

[cherubytes]

im having so many thoughts about mindflayer variations. why havent i seen any midnflayer variations

[butchsamwise]

having a moment. settings that are given a sentient light and are amused by and love their residents in some form

[gabbertrapmix]

not art but jesus christ it is SO SATISFYING to get good at this game.

i spent maybe a couple hours grinding out p-rank attempts on this level when i did my original playthru on Standard Rank, many of the attempts dying due to baaarely not enough style, and now I'm replaying the game on Violent for more of a challenge and I got the p-rank literally first try with about 4,000 more style than my winning Standard attempt.

My Standard win was only a P-rank because I got a couple more parry points from a landmine to squeak over the S-rank after all the enemies were dead LMFAO

i'm not really an fps guy so this is the first one i've really sat down and played but DAMN the synergy between your weapons and aresnal and learning enemy attacks and weakpoints (most of my standard prank attempts died to guttertanks i swear to god) makes you feel godlike being able to perfectly cut through every enemy.

i am the first to admit that i am pretty shit at video games LMFAO but this is one of the few games i've ever played that made me want to get better and to practice and master all of its mechanics... i'm nowhere near top tier play but i love this game because you don't have be a god-tier speedrunner sweat to feel empowered by it :^D

[priest-of-the-fortunate]

ULTRAKILL HEADCANONS

Hi there! Throws headcanons at you

Note: when I refer to someone as myself in these, I mean V2. (I promise I'll update my carrd sometime I promise)

Before Act 2, Gabriel would start destroying random empty areas of Hell when he was really angry- only stopping when he calms down. He shouts many no-no words while doing so and feels little to no guilt about it. Though, he would never tell anyone about this.

(I don't know if I should call this a headcanon but shhh) Personally I took the pyramid of Greed because I wanted to. Not just solely for the entertainment of the Terminals, but because I laid my camera onto that thing and I decided "THIS THING. IS NOW MINE" and THEN I sat on the throne and it was so cool.

I bet one of the Ferrymen absolutely hates Gabriel, no matter how much the others love him. It cannot be convinced no matter what and its ship explicitly says "NO ARCHANGELS ALLOWED" and would personally harbor V1 without any hesitation. I can't think of an exact why for now, but I like the idea.

V1 first experienced emotion in front of one of the Terminals, being a mixture of confusion and hate. The Terminal that witnessed this is too afraid to reveal this information to the rest of the hivemind that are the Terminals. Even though their information is supposed to be shared from Terminal to Terminal, it strictly refuses to share the fact.

Sysiphus would find all the memes about him funny. Or like anything related to the whole pushing a rock up a hill, he'd find it hilarious. Bro is an absolute madman who didn't regret anything so he'd laugh like an uncle at it.

The Swordsmachines would have a small crisis upon seeing one another. "You look like ME!" But they'd also bond. "Ohh crap- which original Swords model was your inspiration?" And stuff like that, they'd marvel at their idol and how they modified their structures.

If Mirage somehow made her way out of her secret level, I bet she wouldn't notice. And if she did, she wouldn't care. She'd kill a thing or two simply because she got really ticked. She'd like V1 and would be iffy about literally everyone else. I also bet one of her abilities would be to inflict such a severe psychological crisis on one of the husks that they temporarily become paralyzed.

[rgbwings]

!!! Thank you! Happy when v2v2...

Im not entirely what this is. No v1s allowed

[magnumopos]

do you ever think about how swordsmachine is considered peak robot performance and yet. its form is visibly imperfect. i love you swordsmachine

[deep-space-lines]

SWORDSMACHINE I LOVE YOU SWORDSMACHINE

[fighterjetfucker3000]

currently obsessed over my swordsmachine man boobs drawing second image is what i would do in 2 milliseconds if he was real.

was gonna send more reaction pics to this but I decided they were a bit too unhinged and i am trying to stay CIVIL and NORMAL while looking at swortmachinr :3 (i am failing)

[miiilowo]

v1 blog simulator 2

💥bloodisfuel🔁godfist

🪽godfist

URGENT!!!!!! FALLEN ANGEL IN NEED OF DONATIONS

As many of you certainly already know, I have overthrown the federal government and I am in desperate need of aid as a result. I will not be going into full detail, as I don't have much time left to begin with, but if you would be kind enough to spare some cash so I can go take a victory lap while wasted on as much Margaritaville as possible before the Father's light fades from my form I would appreciate it deeply. Thank you in advance may god bless you or whayever the fuck i dont know anymore

venmo in bio

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🪽godfist

STOP THROWING COINS AT MY FUCKING WINDOW

💥bloodisfuel

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💥bloodisfuel🔁computher

⬛computher

i dont know why i even try anymore

🔺honorary-scraphead

stop doomposting and do arts and crafts with me

⬛computher

do i have to

⬛computher

he just blew himself up with the crayon maker

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💥bloodisfuel🔁godfist

🪽godfist

Not to 'vague-post' but if I need to crush someone's tiny wireframe body in my hands right fucking now or else I'll rip my helmet off on stream and blind all of you on purpose im not joking

💥bloodisfuel

48°52.6, 123°23.6

🪽godfist

what

🪽godfist

did you just fucking doxx me

#👍

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💥bloodisfuel

#poll #polls

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💥bloodisfuel🔁angel-kisser

⭐angel-kisser

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💥bloodisfuel🔁computher

🏆swordsmachine

seword mmacine

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💥bloodisfuel🔁helldoll

🩵m1ndfl4y3r

drones love to be hit into walls they love it. they love when you punch them so hard they explode they like being launched into the atmosphere so hard they start burning upits literally abusive to not do it

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💥bloodisfuel🔁godfist

🕶️staff-deactivated

We've been receiving a lot of questions lately, and we would like to kindly remind you that tumblr user Godfist, also known as Archangel Gabriel, is on the staff team and is more than willling to answer questions in regards to your eternal damnation! He's a beloved member of the force and we wouldn't be where we are today without him!

🚀guts-n-tanks

this aged like shit

🪽godfist

shut the fuck up

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(thank you @p3terpaan for the gabriel edit)

[blorbomanagerie69]

I have so many thoughts after the 7-2 poem...

They’re fucking sentient. This one specifically writes prose about the love it has for its battery, and the hatred it has for itself. This went from being strapped into a death machine to being strapped inside a death machine that can think and hates itself and its purpose as much as you hate it.

And what the fuck does this mean about the other machines? Do sentries cherish the ability to see the world for what it is while everyone else sees it as pixels? Do guttertanks hate guttermen or do they feel pity for the beings they were made to destroy? Do earthmovers care for the cities living atop them? What the fuck does this mean for V1?!?!?! I always thought it was purely nonsentient, since I remember reading that somewhere. But...

We see other machines showing some form of emotions like V2’s sportsmanship and spite as well as the Mindflayers' protectiveness of their bodies that they themselves made at the cost of materials, and the Swordsmachines finding themselves beautiful and hoarding old scrap, seemingly for the sentimentality of it. But this is like the first confirmation of sentience other then the terminals. Do these machines feel pity for the sinners? Do they sympathize with the demons, created to fill out a single purpose and unable to deviate from it? Is V1 sentient or an exception? What does it think of Hell’s monologues? Does it enjoy being Hell’s favorite gladiator or does it hate that role? I’m going crazy over this! Were there machines that willingly died because they couldn’t stomach the idea of fighting their brethren for blood? Are the people in the Guttermen dead because the life support failed over time... Or was it because the Guttermen disconnected it themselves as a form of mercy?

-Bobby

[scaser]

update to this post, i got so pissed off attempting to p-rank 6-1 that i momentarily skipped it to attempt 6-2, where i immediately p-ranked first try. get shit on gabriel. i guess.

guys i have been trying to p rank 6-1 for the past 2 hours please euthanize me

[debatablyspicydurian]

I know the full arsenal update is out and hype for that but I just found the gutterman's poem in 7-2 and I HAVE to type about it because its night where I am and I cant wake up my friends to rant about Ultrakill.

Anyway, absolutely indescribable how we have the thoughts of a machine just laid bear in a secret for the first and maybe last time. The fact that a machine made for merciless slaughter could not only feel sadness for the person powering it but also WRITE a POEM? A machine made art??? The knowledge that they understand how cruel it is to make a human a blood battery, recognize it as torture, but also feel gratitude for the life they've been given?? It was known that machines had a sense of aesthetic from Swordsmachine and Mindflayer's entries but. Goddamn. The gutterman refers to the human as their mother and it states it CRIED when it crushed her skull as it hoped it would redeem its life.

Also the excerpt, "I know I know you would hate me so, and mother of me, I do too." Does this mean the Gutterman hated itself as much as the human? Did it hate the human instead along with the feelings of love and gratitude? Probably the former. Gutterman angst is so in.

V2's mannerisms and Swordsmachine's data entry are intresting, but a gutterman's eulogy for its prisoner and its attempt at redemption is another level. Actual machine thought process recorded!! Sapient lifeform that knows only war and death! The fact that the gutterman crushing the human's skull seemed to be out of mercy. Ough.

Noone has to interact I havent proof read this I am just RANTING this is CRAZY HAKITA HOW COULD YOU AND THE TEAM DO THIS