#i love you joel smallishbeans with a car

[nerdyspies]

joel in the life series winner limbo lounge thing challenging all of them to mario kart. he loses HORRIBLY and immedtely jumps scott

[berrysquared]

Bad Boys Badmobile

[kanda-franca]

Here's the other part of my web weaves for @mcytblraufest! Specifically for my anonymous writer! There are some out of context spoilers so I highly recommend reading their fic, the kudos and comment on it then look at the web weave. Or do whatever you like<3

Blood in the Water

“Do you understand, Etho?” Joel repeated. “This is a now or later situation. You picked later. That means,” Joel sped up again. “You stay out of my way. We’re going to get on a boat, and you’re going to let me do my job. You can booze it up, you can do whatever the fuck you want as long as you remember to keep clear. And after everything is finished,” Etho felt his gut clench up at the smile that grew on Joel’s face. “You take your bullet silently.” Now or later. Etho swallowed hard. “Won’t your agency be upset that your guide…” His voice was already weak before it faded out, but god was it pathetic. Joel’s smile edged on the side of unhinged. “Oh, Etho,” Joel practically purred out. “I’m not the replaceable one in this car right now.” Right. Or, Joel is a trained spy, Etho's just trying to wash his clothes, and the supercomputers in their ears just want them to kiss.

Credits below the cut!

Volta - The Crane Wives | Fly of the handle origin | Black pistol png on freepik | Mercedes-Benz EQS | Tony Stark and Friday from The Invincible Iron Man Vol. 3 | "I'm tough." - Chloe Liese | Do not put me in situations - @adjpngs | Sculpture by Glen Martin - @snailspng | Loo Light - Sylvia van Opstall | Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) | The Sentinel, S1 Ep 7 via http://www.kelesa.net/transcripts/trans-ep07.htm

whore outfit - girard | Ideas for you on pinterest | drinks - @glittertits | Nightclub Red Sweden | actually no, we're not dating @midnightcrisisstuff | Cruise ship photo on r/Cruise | Ice pick on pngwing | Blood drop png on pngtree | "Look how we bleed from all this wanting" Woman, Eat Me Whole - Ama Asantewa Diaka | The Tempest - Ivan Aivazovsky | Esther 3.3 on sefaria.org | Double Life Ep. 2 - Smallishbeans | Love Run (Intro) - The Amazing Devil

[hannnsh]

Hello!! A poll among my favorite artists, in which you are no exception. So. A list of your favorite fanfiction?

helloo !! first of all so honored to be one of ur fav artists <3 secondly, oh boy this list is gonna be a long one loll. also every single one has joel or is abt joel (r we surprised? no, we’re not)

there’s a lot but these are the ones i reread a lot :3 also im not the best at summaries so i’ll just say why i like it and stuff lol

1. https://archiveofourown.org/works/55000741 sweet talk by pancho_owo (pancho_pinto) - i waited every week for the update of this fic no joke, i loved it sm 🥹 i rlly like pancho’s works they’re my fav writer !

2. https://archiveofourown.org/works/53680036 Somehow, I always end up back in Marianas Trench by Prudent_seer - again, waited every week for the update and enjoyed every single chapter <3

3. https://archiveofourown.org/series/4015792 burning flames or paradise? by INSOMNYA - another one of my fav writers and series !! their relationship is so ugshgsgs pls make up alrdy i know u both want to

4. https://archiveofourown.org/works/39243264 they scratch and bite and bark by HighAsAFlyingFish - this is fully joel angst 😔 i’m an angst enjoyer what can i say

5. https://archiveofourown.org/works/48645778 More Powerful Than Fear Itself Is The Will To Win by smoothlikebutter (caimani) - i have no idea how f1 works but it’s very cute nonetheless

6. https://archiveofourown.org/works/37465834 stars, smoke, and stolen car keys by wormcity - ahh hardcore trio 🧎‍♀️ they go hiking but something goes wrong and stuff happens, yea

7. https://archiveofourown.org/series/3329041 The Game of Life by fynnfynnfynn - this series is one of my favs lol, idk much abt watcher lore or stuff but very enjoyable to read

8. https://archiveofourown.org/works/43383414 The Problem of Etho by owtenen - i like drama. that’s it

9. https://archiveofourown.org/works/41807466 red eye sees no blame by Dayables - they make me crazy /pos , honestly them and horror just mesh so well idk how to describe it

10. https://archiveofourown.org/works/49451008 Tidal Waves by AstronautBeans - i cried so hard at the ending 10/10 i love astro’s works

11. https://archiveofourown.org/works/53169124 the match and the rock by justlukahere - tango/joel i love them sm ughsgshs

12. https://archiveofourown.org/works/53556916 Sail with us (and we'll show you what it means to be alive!) by Hyde0monster - guys boatboys going on boats get it ?? this fic makes me feel warm inside 🥹🩷

13. https://archiveofourown.org/works/53758222 The Gentleman's Guide to the Art of Business by OwnOdin359 (incomplete) - this fic isn’t finished but the the author here on tumblr has their au info and it’s very interesting to me and also im a sucker for historical au

14. https://archiveofourown.org/works/54905563 It's about parallels, about differences, and completely about Joel. by pancho_owo (pancho_pinto) - smallidarity and smalletho rivalry ? yes pls

15. https://archiveofourown.org/works/53632114 Geminislay fishes up a smallishbeans? [Not clickbait] by Moonflowers24 - gem and joel <3

16. https://archiveofourown.org/series/3641545 We’re All Dead by Vinca_Roseus - i cant remember much of this but i do remember me crying very hard

17. https://archiveofourown.org/works/54499372 Kinescope Fashbacks by Maevich (incomplete) - this fic inspired me to start my college au, and i rlly like the writing style idk

that’s all i think, maybe there are more but i must’ve not bookmarked them or i forgor lol. there’s a pattern to my favs, joel centric and angst yummers

[cupcake-canine]

Weird Dream

Sooo I had a dream and idk whether to feel sad or happy? I kinda feel blank. Buuuut, this was the dream.... So, I was at a store, that is a reoccurring one in my dreams, with my mom. We were finished shopping, but I’d forgotten to buy something, so she went to the car while I ran back into the store. (there’s also an evil entity in my dream but that’s a different story) I got what I needed, but also managed to get some new manga volumes to a manga I’m collecting, and some from one I read in the past. Anyway, as I was exiting, I heard someone say ‘Isn’t that Scotty Sire?’ I’m subscribed to David Dobrik and Liza Koshy(I love her) irl, so of course I looked around when I heard that. 

I saw someone that kinda looked like Scotty, but I wasn’t sure. He didn’t quite look familiar in my dream, and I couldn’t see his tattoos. Well, somehow I managed to catch a glimpse of his tattoos when I was trying not to be noticed(cuz I was practically staring), but by that time he was already walking out of the store. I quickly followed because I really wanted to capture the memory with a picture. As I got outside, I saw him walking toward the rest of the group.

In my dream, I recognized David first. He was loaded the car with stuff. I saw Zane, Heath, Alex, and Kristen right off the bat. I got excited and started going toward them, hoping to take a picture with all of them. Heath saw me, and he held out his hands like ‘no no no no no, don’t come any closer’. I saw him saying ‘David’. trying to get his attention. I felt sad, so I turned around quickly and went to my mom and our car. She was still unloading our groceries. 

I was still in excitement, and could still see everyone, so I told her and she looked. I said I couldn’t take a picture because they didn’t want me near them, but asked if she could at least see Liza. She could, so I looked again, and sure enough Liza was there too ;w; She looked so pretty! Anyway, mom suggested we go over to them if I wanted to meet her so badly, but I refused cuz 1) I’m very shy and have social anxiety 2) I didn’t want them to get mad at me. So, we got in the car, and started driving past them. 

We drove past a building that was like, a music institute?I heard piano, so I looked. I saw a woman learning piano through a lower window first, but I looked in the window above and guess who I saw learning piano? Markiplier. I told my mom and she stopped. I of course wanted to take a picture so I could show my friends that I saw Markiplier irl. My mom was backing up, going forward, backing up, going forward. I didn’t want Mark to see me, so I told her not to make it look obvious. 

She said ‘Oh, I didn’t know I wasn’t the one taking the picture.’ So she finally parked, not in an obvious position, and I went to the back of the car to take the picture. I lined up the perfect shot, but I didn’t take the pic. I sighed, and went back to the front seat and she asked what happened. I told her I didn’t want to take his picture without him knowing, and without his permission. That it was wrong. 

My mom told me, ‘well we should go in then so you can ask to take her picture’ I told her Mark was a guy, obviously confused. She got a snide(?) look and said ‘no, that’s a girl’. Since I’d seen the lady first, I told her to look at the window above her, and she realized that I was in fact talking about Markiplier and he was indeed a man. Then she said, ‘we should get you here and sign you up for piano lessons, then maybe you can meet him.’ I didn’t blow off the suggestion, because I actually do play piano irl.

And then I woke up. idk, I have mixed feelings about this dream. I’m glad I’m writing it so I will remember it though. I’ve had dreams of Markiplier in the past, one had Jacksepticeye and PewDiePie in it. I believe I’ve had dreams with other youtubers that I can’t fully remember, but I remember one with Callum(Seapeekay) and then one with Lauren(zSide). I think Oli too(The OrionSound) And actually, after I fell back to sleep after the dream I just told, I had one about Joel(smallishbeans), he let me join a youtube minecraft server(but it wasn’t quite minecraft and we were actually in the game). But those are different stories. If you want to hear them, just ask, but I won’t bore you any longer rn

[renekoyuki]

Ok it took me longer than it should've to find art - I'm gonna try and keep this simple while still explaining what they're related to?

An entire essay under the cut

This is Grian - chaotic bird guy - associated with watchers and purple eyes and stuff - also won the first season of the life series, third life - represents the sun ( kinda ) - oh yes also he's short.

( original )

Lizzie LDShadowLady !

She's generally sweet - ( she raised me ) sometimes drawn as a bug , fairy, or as above a canary ( the canary curse is essentially a curse that causes a player to be out first in the life series - Lizzie died first in secret life an d for a while she was called the new canary - also the curse is fully broken now I'm pretty sure)

( original )

Scar/gtws

Ok how do I explain - scar's one of my favorites and I genuinely don't know how I explain him -

hes silly - charismatic/silver tongued - everyone has collectively decided he's tall and jacked and that he has scittes ( scar titties ) - he does alot - Oh and he won secret life/life series season 5 and could not leave that world and could not die and was all alone in a field of sunflowers where 'shadow people's would visit him- he's usually represented by the earth/ sunflowers or lilacs and poppies - He's also shipped with Grian which is desert duo/scarian. ( The lilacs and poppies came from these two ) People such as myself who cannot for the life of them stop thinking about these two have never left the desert - oh yes and he cannot keep a shirt on for over 5 seconds

Couldn't find much art that had his default skin so this is my piece from the coloringwithhermits ( line art )

He's basically drawn with an aviator jacket/some form of brown jacket

( Yes I had to pick an angst-ish piece )

This is Joel smallishbeans !! He has mania. He will insult you at every turn. He's pathetic. I love him. He loves his wife ( Lizzie ) more than anything in the world - he won the latest season - wild life - and the fandom will never decide on what his celestial body is so he's a car ( tho for that specific fanart - a black hole. I feel like he's the chariot constellation personally bc it's the closest actual thing to a car also it's close to Gemini, I'm running off track ) - he's also usually hell-bent on surviving longer than Scott - also he goes on mad red killing rampages on his last life and it's fun to watch - he was shrek for a good while - so he's drawn with skrek/alien antenna? Head things? I dont know what they're called.

( original )

Yea ok I think that's all ? I just wanna see how you draw them :3

will draw you anythibg you want please send me these people’s fan designs i need it for my sister’s christmas gift and idk who tf these people are. any personality/signature items/important details (like. are they dead???? running jokes??? etc) would be so helpful and ilysm dear sister if you see this kindly turn a blind eye