#i love you friendo <3 <3<3

[that-tall-queer-bassist]

Gift fics for @tiredfoxtf!

So! Me and my beloved Fénix were so inspired by TiredFox's beautiful art for Smalletho Week that we decided to do a collaborative little project together!!

@giddyfenix wrote Joel's POV!

And I wrote Etho's POV!

Happy reading folks!!

[jazpers-vampyr-kronikkerz]

@andyyywastaken two whole christmases min kjærlighet, to many more <3

@stinkman007 resident mustaine B]

@mezzyb0nb0n WOWOWOWOWW my first tally hall moot i think :3

@sk3z thing i found under my couch /affectionate

@sincerecinnamon IIIII don’t talk to you nearly enough sorry i rlly shld :(

@pillatedcompills i haven’t talked to you in ages either i’m sorry 😭😭

@strwberipawsu YAAAAAAAAAAAY worm friend

@theplushiesystem WHAHAHAHAOOOOOOOO COD GHOST GOD CHOST GOC DOGHTS CHOST GOD CODGHOTS GOST COCK

@thatboredaroace friendo!! *patpat* another friendo i need to talk to more sorry >_<

@bring-onthe-rain hehehehhhh gayhall

[yuki-l0l]

When I talk about my traumas to a friend I've known for many years and she doesn't give a damn.

( It's all Madeline's fault-)

...

When I talk to my mom, my life always makes me happy, she gives me advice and everything is the best, my mom and aunt are the best.

And my best friends are also the best. <3

I love them all, they cheered my life up. ♡

[goldenthreadstories]

@bishonenprince sent an ask ;; ☁: Favorite part of RPing.

{ Well im gonna be the cheat here because there is two parts that are my equal favourites so I am mentioning both here! }

{ My first is making so many unique and awesome friendos! I love talking and geeking about muses and their interactions together with you all, I also love you all and give you all the squishes of love <3 }

{ The second I mention here is throwing muses into situations that normally they would not be found in. For the biggest examples if that some of my all time favourites ships have come from this kind of scenario - not just romantically but like friendship and familial ones! I just love throwing muses from different places to think how they would be like within that verse, but to see the relations that can happen from it just mwah! }

[meetmeatthecoda]

@starcrier tagged me to name 5 songs I'm obsessed with lately sooo prepare yourself for the weirdest collection of tracks you've ever heard BUT all Certified Bops, according to me ✌️

CHIHIRO by Billie Eilish (her entire new album slaps tbh)

Close To You by Gracie Abrams

Angeles by Låpsley

Too Sweet by Hozier (BC I'M A BASIC BITCH & PROUD OF IT)

Venice by Michael A. Levine (I heard it in a commercial, whoops, story of my life lolz)

bonus: zombieland by Jax feat. HARDY

bonus #2: Shut Up and Dance (for the nostalgia, i'm a depressed millennial, just let me live)

Thank you for tagging me, star, this was super fun!! 😍 I'm tagging @shenanigans-for-all, @james-baeder, @minp1072, @ace-of-spaders, & @withwhatiam (but no pressure, of course!!) & anyone else who wants to join in!! ❤️

[cryptidofthekeys]

Friendo Chaaaaaaaaase,

For the alternative to FMK:

Mankind

Kane

Abyss (from TNA, if you know him)

<3 - Mitch

OOGH ABYSS MENTION!!! FRIENDO MITCH YOU COME INTO MY INBOX AND INCITE VIOLENCE AMONGST YOUR FRIENDO FOR THIS ALT FMK GAME FRIENDO MITCH- YOU HAVE INCITED VIOLEMCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! /J

...oh god this is a tough choice now- oh noooo- choosing between Abyss, Kane, and Mankind aaAAAGGHH-

Husband: ...Kane ...I'm obligated and also need to say this bc if I don't then I'm not truly Kane's number one supporter /silly

One Night Stand: ...UGH- I hate to do this, I hate to do this to him it kills my fucking SOUL- ...But, Abyss- bc- I mean I can't truly do it to him either- but doing it to Mankind would be the worst of the worst-

annnd of course

Best Friend: Mankind ...He'd be an amazing best friend legit- we could hang out and have a good old time- I'd show him my plushie collection and let him see which one he likes bc honestly get that man a plush fr- and we'd do arts n crafts 100% I'd be making my own sock puppet like Mr. Socko- and we'd go annoy everyone

@kayfabebabe

[jeoseungsaja]

María Isabela Castro Guerra | Hunger Games Verse ( @mythvoiced )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRECIOUS LENA!!!!

[yourbuddy1984]

ok lads! i'm going to post some of my buddy sim headcannons, because i can, and also the buddy sim tag is empty and if i have to be the one to fill it up, so be it! headcannons under cut

FRIENDO you know them, you love them! its Friendo! they're just a stand in for the player, they're not really their own person like buddy in any way. they're just the player! however sometimes i like to think about what if friendo was their own little person... theyd be an ipad kid. but instead of an ipad they'd carry around a big ol pc box aroudn with them everywhere. they ask random people "do you have games on your phone." just for funsies, they dont actually wanna play them they just want to Know. they transfer buddy into a tamagotchi sometimes so that they can always be together. propably mute. has the ghost costume Always. just a little lad! like 8-11 years old. like just a little rascal! a prankster!

BUDDY

so strong and ripped theyre absolutely ripped and shredded theyve got such big strong arms ooo theyve got big big arms awooga. i dont know. is that anything

[tsui-no-sora]

hi :))) it's been a long while, and I wanted to say hello. hope you're okay. I sent you a few asks before too and you didn't answer or I missed them, but I just missed you. hope you're doing good :))

Percy !!! It's been so long !!! I really didn't get your asks this is the first one I get I'm so sorry

I'm alright I'm finishing finals and everything is so much but today I have my last exams and I went to the pool yesterda :D I been vibing

I miss you too I really do but I'm always happy when I see you on the notes

[pierswife]

i love your ships w the 3 stooges(/lh) (albedo... your whopperflower prince/j, piers, and flavio!)

THREE STOOGES-- WHOPPERFLOWER PRINCE-- KFHQIDHW HELP

But thank you Miri <3 I will never not get over whopperflower prince, it makes me giggle and also cause

[badboysupr]

" i've missed you . " // ALDNWKSKALAL

@geleum || tacklehugs ;A;

Kaeya absolutely had no right to say that. No right. And sure, yeah, Leo was 99.9% positive the guy hardly needed permission to do the things he did, but still.

I've missed you.C'mon!

People didn't just miss someone like him— Much less say it to his face.

"Oh, I know you have." He could try to pull the wool over Kaeya's one eye, right? The captain wasn't the only dude around here who knew how to be Cool. "Probably because I'm your favorite person. Man, how have you even survived this long without the awesomeness I just"—his hands waved dramatically over his scrawny frame like it was something to brag about—"radiate?"

He was radiating something right now. Not entirely sure what.

"I may or may not have somewhat missed you too, but..." A lame shrug, and his attention scurried sidelong. "Let's keep that a secret before we ruin both of our reputations, yeah?"

[detective4blog]

Why is this news so exciting to me

YOOOO-

Cool plant pogggg asfgshg

[felis-cervus]

Accurate :3

[cryptidofthekeys]

Friendo Chaaaaaaaaase

The Gender Envy of Bryan Danielson is real. I've only noticed it since you pointed it out and, now, I can't un-see it. Like... Look at him! Silly Lil Goat-Man and his Silly Lil Gender Envy

<3 - Mitch

Friendo Mitch! @kayfabebabe Frrrr though- like not even joking in all honesty- Bryan is Big Gender Envy Energy- Now I RARELY get Gender Envy,, its not somethin I experience a lot

but like I do get some pretty good Gender Envy Energy from Bryan, he's just a silly lil goat man, a lil goober (...sadly whenever I see goat squishmallows my brain instantly thinks of him)

BUT- There's like a few select wrestlers I get gender envy from- in fact- I'll give you a list (this isn't in order btw, its not like a from most to least, its just the ones I get Gender Envy for)

Putting this under a keep reading bc oofy

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1: Mox (Mox is just the biggest gender envy for me personally, like there's just something about it I can't explain, I just c r a v e his gender)

2: Bryan of course. because I mean just... Just look at him, look at this man!! He's a silly lil goober full of Gender envy, just, ugh, I live-

3: Kane ...Now now, just- hear me out,, it's not unmasked Kane funnily enough but just,, old/original masked Kane, there's something about him specifically that's VERY weirdly gender to me and I just want it

4: Taker- LITERALLY ANY VERSION OF THIS FUCKER- but... More so specifically... The MOST gender envy to me personally is Ministry Taker anndd American Badass Taker

5: ...I'm not gonna lie Seth still gives me SOME Gender Envy, its funny because legit- back a good long time ago, I actually started going by Seth ...t-totally unrelated I s w e a r (it was in fact, completely related) which that name just didn't fit the vibe, but he does give me some Gender Envy so it's chill

[shadydays047]

GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY I FEEL FANTASTIC

Uncommon therians + otherkin should like totally interact with this so I can go

WOAH A _____ INTERACTED WITH MY LIL TUMBLR POST!!!!! THATS SO COOL!!!!!!!

I love seeing all the different creatures on here :3

Common ones too!!! I'm a hyena and a doggo, so i fall on the common side lolz theres like 17 of us yeens here on tumblr

All the doggos and wolfies and yotes can awoo together

And I say hello to all the cattos and compliment your pretty colors and patterns and soft pawbs

And I stare at fellow yeens nervously with love because I haven't been a wild yeen in a very long time and i want them to like me

And I smile and wag my tail at the foxxos and ask if they wan play

And I lay down and wag my tail at deers bc I dont wan be threatening

And I stare at dragons and angels with anxiety questioning if I am allowed to speak to such a beautiful creature

And I vibrate at sheeps and goats struggling to not ask to herd them

And I sniff bunnies and opossums and groundhogs and other rodent friendos because I wanna know about your lil guy adventures

And I stare at that one peepy on here with sheer joy because I never saw a talkin peepy before

And I politely bring bears some berries or fish in request for friendship

And I say hello to horsies and wonder why that zebra had no stripes

And I wag my tail really really hard at cattle and say hello moomoo frens

I LOVE YOU ALL WAAAAA

[fanaticsnail]

Hi Snail!! It's been a little while, I hope you and the family are doing well! I thought I'd pop in with so self-indulgent birthday thoughts I've had throughout the day.

1. Mihawk with a happy trail. (No other thoughts, but pretty man I'd desire to bite all over.)

2. Baking a birthday cake with Sanji! initially, he was going to have it be a surprise, but after catching him, we both worked on it together. (More platonic leaning vibes, he'd be such a nice friendo)

3. Shanks accidentally starting a citywide party in celebration of my birthday (he gets excited at the thought of a party), but ends up leading me off to just spend time alone on some isolated hilltop. It's a very peaceful evening shared between us.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WRENNYX!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA. Please have a mini fic on your special day for the broody swordsman 🖤. I'm sorry I didn't write more, my love!

Happy Trail

Masterlist Here

Word Count: mini fic

Synopsis: Mihawk is not as well groomed as he usually keeps himself. You notice, and you can't help yourself.

Themes: Mihawk x f!reader, established relationship, suggestive content, Mihawk is unkept, husband x wife, domesticity.

Mihawk, arching his brow as perplexion dawns on his face as you lower yourself to the ground beside his thighs. Leaning back on the chair, unlacing his knee from its position atop the other, he raises his wineglass to his lips. Eyes never leaving yours, he watches as you eagerly crawl between his knees and place your hands splayed atop both of his muscular and lanky legs.

"My dear," he utters when releasing the lip of the wine glass from his open mouth, tongue darting out to collect the spillover from his bottom lip, "Just what do you think you are doing?"

You hum gently, moving your thumbs on soothing circles to the apex of his lowered hemline. Adonis belt on full view, you gently caress your digits over the short patch of silky, dark locks and shudder in delight at the sensation.

"You're not as groomed as you usually keep yourself, my darling," you note, gently flicking over the follicles, "I am not complaining."

Mihawk shuddered away from your touch, the ministrations tickling at his abdomen causing a slight twitch to his lips and a smile reserved only for you in its wake.

"Oh, really?" he feigned indifference, his body reacting against his will as he leaned into your touch, "You are not complaining?"

Reaching forward, he placed the wine glass down on the table in front of him, all the while holding your eyes with his honey-hued orbs. Leaning down, he collected your chin within his right hand and rose you to stand. As you rose to your feet, he gently guided your right hip with his left hand and urged you forward to straddle his waist.

"You're telling me," he gently hooked your hair over your ear and caressed your jawline gently, "You, my beautiful wife," he pressed his lips to your cheek, "Enjoy having a partially scruffy husband?"

Mihawk smiled against your cheek, pressing a further three kisses slowly against your cheek towards your neck. His moustache and beard tickled your face, prompting you to curl in to his soft touch.

"Careful now," he whispered, his lips finally catching that place on your neck below your earlobe that had a soft gasp fled your lips, "I might think you prefer me a little untamed, beloved."

"Mihawk," you gasped, your chest rising with the bloom of need in your chest and stomach. He chuckled against your neck, gently clamping his teeth down on your pulse and soothing it with his tongue.

"Upstairs, dear," he chuckled against your skin, his wandering hands gently caressing your knuckles as you continued to toy with his treasure trove of dark curls, "Let me show you just how wild and unbridled your husband can truly be for you."

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