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castielsprostate · 7 months ago
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why would they call it "the french mistake" if dean and cas didn't actually french badly in it huh? huh????
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a-witch-in-a-dumpster · 2 years ago
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So I've seen people in the fandom do it for their country, I loved so much the idea I did the same (i'm very influencable).
(Based on the lore/maps of the webcomic "Stand Still Stay Silent")
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Even if I did know it could not fit the canon, I tried my best to do the more accurate (non-canon) lore for french territory.
I will maybe do a part 2 but not now, I will talk more about the infected and the Basques language.
The Tarasques are the french equivalent of the Trolls, I didn't have the energy to add other pages of information. (one day maybe)
I also wanted to mention the Dahu in the type of infected beast. (Yes there are Dahus, and that's is the best thing to know about infected beast, THERE ARE DAHUS INFECTED BEAST PEOPLE.)
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(Also can't spell in english so that's not very well written lol)
(Please note I'm just doing this for fun and it's a very rough/sketchy idea and I didn't take time to well adapt everything or even have a stylise coherence)
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luchitohamilton · 2 years ago
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post-race interview with canal+ at the british gp '23
Lewis, felicitations. It’s a 11th podiums in a row in Silverstone in the last 11 races on here. [Oh wow!] Yes. Is it still amazing being on this podium? Oh yes, its incredible. It’s the best podium to be on. The British crowd is one that’s just… I would say here and Italy are the two places, in Monza, you know, that you have that huge crowd on the straight, but the atmosphere here is fantastic and it’s a privilege to be out there, specially to share it with another Brit as well. Very very cool. You finished in a better position compared to your starting place. The safety car maybe helped you a little bit. Can you tell us about the performance today in the race? Yeah well, I think that in the last year and a half the safety car’s always happened in the wrong time for me so finally to have it lined, I mean the goal was to use the medium and go long until the safety car came so, I waited and it came so, I’m very very fortunate for that. It helped us leap from the other guys and yeah, that’s just, that's good strategy.
video below 👇
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bettercalllacho · 1 year ago
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End of Lachoweek2023 but not the end of this brilliant fandom.
I've been a huge fan of Nacho and when Lalo appears in 4x8, when it first aired I got the sense he would be another type of Salamanca. I felt immediately deeply fascinated by Eduardo. My favorite in BB was Gustavo Fring and Lalo Salamanca in BCS is "the Gustavo Fring of BCS", I'm talking as the main villain and his level of smartness, cunningness, charisma, charm. He's so badass!
I've been a fan of Nacho and Lalo separately then, felt that underlying tension between them. Yes Nachito was already "marked" in BB as the traitor and in BCS we cried with him, knowing he made mistakes but was good at heart. He wants a new life, with his dad. Who could not stand with Nacho through the seasons ?
"It wasn't me, it was Ignacio"
But I was wondering, what would happen, will Lalo learn the truth about Tuco and Hector ? No because he was really too blinded by Nachito. Funny knowing Lalo is so smart, the creators of BB/BCS even compared him to Hank Schrader but from the Cartel.
I saw the beginning of Lacho fandom and his continuation, and I've loved all the eras when S4, S5, S6 aired. And even when the show ended, there were still new fans, wonderful people and artists. We've got theories, analysis, fanfictions, arts, videos...
I want to thank you all for your devoted past and present works in this community of fans. This week eased a bit of my pain, because I've lost someone dear to me recently, in a tragic way. So seeing all these fan works was helping me to think a bit about one of my passion.
I can't wait to see lachoweek2024 after lachoweek2023. Love you all and take care of you and your relatives.
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rearranging-deck-chairs · 1 year ago
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nothing interesting here it's the exact same scene i just like seeing it
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sigmaelxgr · 1 year ago
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25 and/or 38 for an oc of your choice? <3
Hiii ! I'll chose Sigma-El Sangre, known as and sometimes spellt Xangr (or Xgr), my fellow exiled ashlander.
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25 : What topic do they know a lot about that is completely useless to the direct plot ?
Well, Xangr hides the true lengths of his knowledge for his own safety. He often assures to appear as someone uncultured because of how easier it makes things for him. Most of the time, he pretends to be a mere dancer from the ashlands, where spelling is a rare skill, or what may look like a sex worker - he thinks that people underestimating him is the best situation he could hope for... But if you talk with him a lot, under many covers and masks, there is an over-enthousiastic autistic goblin. Xangr knows much, about many specific topics. He reads a WHOLE LOT and spended many many years copying books for the Mage Guild then the Worm Cult. He's impressively sharp in everything that touches to Oblivion and/or biology - he loooves telling people about liminality, daedric planes and (un)natural phenomenons, so when there is a safe opportunity, he speaks a lot.
He once met a maormer called Kelondil, with whom, moved by curiosity, he had sexual intercourses. He just HAD to check if maormers, like snakes or sharks, had two penises... and he talks way too much about his discoveries to EVERYONE that slightly mentions the subject. You cannot stop him. He's a master in making people uncomfortable with incessant infodumping when he feels fine somewhere.
Most of the time, it is not helpful, and he can not restrain himself. An other subject he's very found of is clothing/makeup. Xangr is the kind of mer to help you with your eyeliner and giving you tips and explanations while braiding your hair. He just loves taking care of himself, everything he wears is thought and well agenced. It is rarely useful, except a time he helped a young woman to dress as an Altmer and did all her costuming. It was such a nice RP, they're precious friend daysince.
48 : Who would they say "yes" to if invitated to do something they abhorred/strongly didn't want to ?
Depends.
If it is only a matter of taste (Xangr for exemple does not like noble parties), then he can do an exception for someone he sees as precious that would appreciaite his companionship. Those people are rare. He's an extremely peaceful mer. If his presence helps you and you're close enough, for exemple to soothe anxiety like it has been the case few times, Xangr will come with you. He will not enjoy his time, but he will remain calm, keep an eye on you and cheer you up. Just do not ask him to actively be a part of the party, he finds most people to be boring as hell and tolerates badly boredom. Let him stare at flowers, pick his nails, stim with his jewelry, pay respect to his regular need of loneliness then you'll have a loyal friend that would gladly share your pain. If you're doing something you love and are passionate about, Xangr will appreciate your enthousiasm and remain with you. You just have to assure you do not ask more of him he agreed to give, and he'll great you with apparent neverending patience and tenderness. He soothes people, it would not be a first for him.
The other case... Is if he identifies danger wheresoever. You can NOT drag him somewhere he feels even vaguely threatened. He will dodge the Mage Guild bc he fears they may remember him and throw his masquerade away. He fears people may take a guess for his past and flees anytime strangers are too insisting. He does not like to lie, as it is his previous master's main weapon and he tries to change, so he prefers to keep distances anytime he's with too inquisitive souls. If the danger is too palpable...
You won't be able to take him with you. His survival is paramount to him. He will find an escape, and ask of you to NOT mistake this reaction for empty cowardice. It is self preservation. Wisdom. Instinct.
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hanzajesthanza · 4 months ago
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Fellow writer: I think when you say "glazed over" sometimes, you mean "glossed over". I guess it's semantics, and that error is more common in gen Z writing (so maybe it will even become standard), but I found it confusing.
maybe i was just thinking about donuts ;)
just kidding—thank you! i thought they were interexchangable.
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wonder-worker · 1 year ago
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We therefore need to separate out the 'facets' of [Anne de Pisseleu's] life, the way she was perceived by different groups and individuals. According to these, she could be viewed as an ornament to the court, a grasping favorite, a desired patroness, an able businesswoman, later on as a pillar of the reformed church and cantankerous old woman. At different times and over a long life, Anne de Pisseleu played all these roles.
— David Potter, "The Life and After-Life of a Royal Mistress: Anne de Pisseleu, Duchess of Étampes"
#historicwomendaily#I wanted this to be my first post on this blog for this new year because I love her! So much!#She's absolutely captivating and had such a colourful and unapologetic life#anne de pisseleu#french history#Francis I#16th century#my post#queue#I can't believe I haven't posted anything about her before - she's probably one my top 10 most interesting historical women#She's ridiculously overlooked & underrated which is bizarre considering how infamous and wildly important she was during her life#But instead her vital impact on Francis's reign and on the informal 'institution' of the French royal mistress is often completely erased#or trivialized in historical accounts - both general and academic#And when she *is* noticed she's demonized (and thus dismissed) as capricious/duplicitous/vengeful/selfish etc#as Kathleen Wellman* points out: a lot of this is due to her ties to Francis I - who's considered the most important French Renaissance Kin#So Anne's power and impact is diminished and downplayed in order to preserve and lionize his reputation#but she's simultaneously viewed as the villainous who's responsible for his mistakes. It's inherently contradictory :/#(not to say that she was pristine or faultless or anything - ofc not - but I think you get what I'm saying)#and of course she was seen as 'the epitome of the deleterious effects of giving women too much authority' during her time so that probably#plays a key role in how she's currently perceived#she's also sometimes viewed as a sort of 'prelude' to Diane de Poitiers - which is ridiculous because it's *Anne* who set the precedent#for a lot of things Diane and later royal mistresses are now renowned for. But her spearheading role and immense impact is never#highlighted or credited as much as it should be.#Oh well. At least David Potter and Tracy Adams are doing a great job with her. Props to them they're fantastic :)#(btw I genuinely think that people who are interested in Anne Boleyn should look her up I think y'all will really like her)#(Both Annes were direct contemporaries and I think they had a very similar style)#*Wellman's book had lots of errors and assumptions but eh
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bronzesbabe · 29 days ago
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first mistake from bayern and lyon immediately score i hate life
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tonycries · 5 months ago
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SCREEN QUEEN! - G.S.
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Synopsis. To see a movie or to make one? Four times Geto Suguru absolutely ruined you for the cameras, and the one time outside of them.
Pairing. Geto Suguru x Reader
Content. MDNI, fem! pórnstar! reader, pórnstar!Geto, he is so DOWN BAD, exhibítionism, breéding, Geto’s tattoos, Geto’s PIERCINGS (d, tongue), THREÉSOMES, some Gojo x Reader x Geto, streamer!Gojo, vóyeurísm, Geto gets one taste is PÚSSYDRÚNK, mast. (Geto), oraI (fem + male rec.), spítting, p slapping, some Toji x Reader, PÚRE SMUT, húmping, matíng presses, semi-public, pet names, swéaring.
Word count. 10.1k (woah)
A/N. Have a lovely week <3
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“Ch-chin up, honey–” Geto’s drunkenly half-lidded stare sticks to you like a greedy second skin. And it makes him snicker, curling his thick fingers around your neck to force your glassy eyes upwards. “Let the camera see that hah- pretty face of yours.”
You mewl, batting your teary lashes up at his towering figure. Pretty glossed lips pressing the most sinful French kisses up his sensitive shaft, “Like this, Sugu?”
And god, that makes him throw his head back with a whimper. It makes him dredge up everything left of his sanity to remember those next few lines of his, praying that those babbling messes of his groans pick up on the microphones. 
“Y-yeah, got that right.” he jostles his muscular thighs even more heavily manspread, baring you with a sopping wet swipe of his angry tip against your pout. Poking the bulbous curve of his cool metal piercing just barely- “So you can listen, brat.”
Damn. Geto’s already sure he’d stumbled over his script a few too many times. Already sure he’d forgotten what the next scene was with how he was too dangerously close-
CUT!
Shit.
He had a feeling this would happen.
Because Geto Suguru rarely ever had to take multiple takes whenever he was filming - he was no novice in this business. Far from it, in fact. 
Bearing the title of one of the most-watched porn actors in history - and the five-time crowned winner of the most beautiful, as well - the audience loved him, and the directors loved him even more with just how many big, fat cheques he’d rake in easily.
And you?
That gorgeous newbie paired up with him today that was absolutely ruining him. 
“Sorry-” Your honeyed tone snaps him out of his syrupy reverie, and the little smile on your face is so innocent compared to just a few seconds ago. “M’still new to this, so I think it was my fault.”
Yeah, ruining him. 
“Not at all. S’cute.” Geto’s plastering one of his suave grins all across his mean mouth, and without a second thought, he’s thumbing away that translucent little splatter of precum at the edge of your kiss-bitten lips. Wetting the curvaceous pad of his thumb, “Besides, don’t worry yourself, pretty lady. I don’t think a uh- what was it- clan leader would stutter as much as I did.”
And oh, he wished he could sneak in a few more glimpses of your laugh, music to his ears. Wondering what it’d feel like to have it vibrate around his still rock-hard cock. But alas, swiftly, the director’s clapping a hand down on Geto’s broad shoulder. 
“Suguru- my star! What happened back there?” the older man bares him with a toothy grin that said it wouldn’t last there much longer if he made any more mistakes at today’s shooting.
It was the first time in years that he had to have a word of reprimand. And he wasn’t even fucking you today-
“Nothing.”
“Are we sure-”
“Nothing.” Firmer, this time, with a dangerous tinge that no other actor would dare have. His glassy eyes - still foggy from the slide of your tongue, still aching for more of it - fixate sideways on you getting your make-up retouched right beside him. Clearing his throat, “I won’t fumble next time. Promise.”
But shit, only a few seconds before the next take - the high-definition cameras rolling, the heady lighting fixated on the two of you - and he already feels like he’s about to lose it.
“Said you were a rookie, right? You sure about that, screen queen?” he’s leering a slightly-smug grin down at you, the curved edges of his lips twitching at that little industry nickname of yours.
He’d heard it here and there - mainly whenever Gojo was raving about you, but never did he think you would end up being so…so addictive. 
Of course, he’s going to brag to his best friend as soon as this is over.
You’re gifting him with a bratty huff, “I’ve only been making videos for a few months, y’know? So I’ve never had to have a blowjob scene with someone so-” 
And with a gulp, your syrupy eyes flicker downwards at his achingly hard cock - famed for just how massive Geto was. Already so creamy with a glistening coating of precum drizzling down his thumping veins, standing so thoroughly and thickly upright that it made your drenched thighs squeeze. Yearning to steal another taste of that furiously strawberry-blushed fat tip. “-so big.”
Shit, Geto could feel his fattened cock jolt already. 
Hissing, “S-save it for the camera, honey.”
“Okay! Take 2, Act 1 of 1 from Cult Leader Geto.” A ringing voice cuts through your saturated air, and he’s settling back into his poised seated position on that decadently throne-like chair, you on your knees. “ACTION!”
“Messing up such an important mission, hm?” Geto spits, stern voice targeting you at your very dripping core. Sear-like grip making your throat burn, fuming, “Y’know there’s only one way to make up for it, right, honey?”
Your lips wobble oh-so-adorably when he hits them with a splattering smack! smack! smack! of his painfully hard length. Making you mumble, “Wh-what do I hafta-”
And maybe because it was part of the script, maybe because Geto couldn’t last hearing another melodic note of your sweetened voice - he’s shoveling all girthy inches of his swollen cock past your velvety lips. 
Unapologetically.
Filthily.
God…it was so easy to forget all the cameras with your tongue.
Pressing the reddened curve of his weepy cockhead to nestle hot and heavy on your tastebuds, your jaw aches with the sheer weight of his hefty shaft throbbing away comfortably on your tongue. 
And you swear you can feel big, bulbous tears welling up behind your eyes with how every ounce of blood in Geto’s body comes rushing down into his steaming length. Expanding his rotund head to grow even thicker-
“Shit.” he gasps. “Shit shit shit shit-” Brows scrunching, drooling maw falling slack. Every muscle in his hulking body bows to hunch forwards in his chair, until your tight throat was choking around the thick curve of his swollen tip. One attractively tattooed hand splayed out firmly on the back of your head, “Take it- y-yeah, take it why dontcha? If ya wanna make it up to your leader.”
God, he didn’t know if the cockdrunken way you were nodding was even real - but it made him groan just the same. 
Sobbing out a swelteringly hot squelch! of syrupy precum that drips teasingly down the already-messy walls of your mouth. “Heh, maybe ya can even be my s-second-in-command with a mouth like this.”
And he’s giggling out in an almost hysterical way, head throwing backwards when his powerful hips rut up in slow grinds. Back and forth back and forth- that have your now-puffy lips stretching around so widely around his fat cock. 
Struggling. Shit, he’s the biggest you’ve ever had.
Geto already knew his agent was going to be on his ass for veering just the slightest degree off the script.
But he didn’t care about that right now.
How could he? Not when the drag of your tongue was swirling around his steamingly hot girth in languid swivels, over and over fighting to trace every one of his prominent veins thumping angrily inside your mouth. 
You whine at the saccharine sweet taste of his precum shooting down your throat in wet sputters, “S-Sugu-”
Fuck. 
Geto hears himself whimper a pathetic noise as soon as you’re tugging yourself off of his leaky cock, pressing wet peck after peck up the underside of his messy shaft. It’s glossing in glinting lip-prints that he half-wishes he could tattoo. Slipping and sliding to sloppily plant your mouth along the bawling divot at the very end of his rosy pink head. 
“Mhm–” he’s drawling, movements as slow as gliding through molasses when one of his strong legs comes to circle around your body. Muscles flexing so tight that if he angled just right he could squeeze that pretty throat of yours. He bites his lip, “Suck on my ah- tip- c’mon, gorgeous. Heheh, yeah gimme a pretty peck, why dontcha?”
With a smug smirk, he’s guiding through trembly digits to thwack! thwack! thwack! his thick hilt in wet splatters across your lips. Only to figure out that he didn’t even have to bother.
Because your sweet mouth was so ravenously reattaching back onto him, starkly raw lips glissading down the bulge of his Prince Albert. Your deft tongue swivels in such a filthy way down the underside of his slit, cheeks hollowing as you suck. 
“Spit.��
“S’this-” you hiccup, widened eyes pleading. Spitting out a silvery glob of saliva onto the very edge of his tip, “S’this good, sir?”
Fuck, for a second there he almost forget that every one of your lines are scripted. And he deliriously wonders what if would be like if you called him that for real 
“Hmmm, dunno.” His thumb smears across that pool of precum beside your lips - popping it into his mouth tastefully, “Jus’ a bit deeper to make sure. You can do it- c’mon.”
Swallowing up those solidly girthy inches of Geto’s so deliciously. Your nose presses against those drenched tufts of black at his toned pelvis, jittery fingers coming around to massage sultry little circles around his tight, cum-filled balls. 
“Heh, think I prefer ya like this-” he’s restless now. Close. Knitting his brows rudely together, abs clenching mouth-wateringly at every wet gyration of his cock hitting the very back of your throat. And he couldn’t stop. Didn’t want to stop, not even if the director yells cut this time. “-all pliant, n’ shutting up that bratty mouth of yours.” Geto arches his spine so flexibly - a specialty of his - all the way enough to whisper in a hoarse pant of feverish condensation against your ear. “All mine.”
Geto can barely even finish his line - or his train of thought, before with a wracing shudder, he’s cumming and cumming harder than he has in his entire life. 
Oozing out the wettest wads of his thick cum, so much of his wispy white seed gushing across in dripping glides into the cavern of your mouth. Back and forth with every jackhammer. The money shot smearing all down your pretty chin.
And fuck, just the way he can feel it sloshing around in a tidal wave inside your mouth makes him groan out your name.
Barely even registering the way it’ll have to be cut out in editing later, no- all he can think about is how heavenly you were milking him. Twisting your tongue to drag out his hazy orgasm, to swipe up even more of it from his piercing, you blink up in satisfaction.
Letting it overspill. 
“Heh, fuck-” Geto’s tongue was dangerously loose now, mouth curling up into a simpering smile down at you when he’s bursting out in even more velvety ribbons of cum. It drips halfway down your jaw, washing a perfectly milky lipstain on you. Muttering, “Wish I could fuck you- god, I would-”
He’s cutting himself off with a dampened gasp, just as the chilling air on-set hits his hard erection. 
In urgent moves, Geto’s pulling out of your silken soft mouth to drag you upwards with the hand tightened around your throat, crashing his lips into your own with sudden need.
Unsteady. Sodden. French kisses. 
This wasn’t in the script - and you whine at the cool metal against his cushy mouth. A tongue piercing. Shit, he had one to match his dick.
Swirling it across your own lips, Geto hears you moan in that sweet voice of yours just as you taste him - taste yourself on him - and he’s sucking on your tongue just as you did with his cock. Pooling all the dredges of salty seed on his own, before spitting it back out-
“Tell yer agent-” he murmurs throatily, two fingers roughly wrangling your mouth shut. To make you swallow. His popping ears ignore the calls from the director for the scene to be cut. Finally completed. And Geto licks up the excess remnants of cum down your lips. “-to let me have ya again sometime, gorgeous.”
CULT MEMBER SLUT GETS TAUGHT A LESSON BY HER LEADER!
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Now, it wasn’t normal for Geto to run home freshly after a shooting and…research his scene partner. To spend what seemed like hours upon hours pouring over every single video and picture you’d blessed his obscene mind with.
You.
An up-and-coming new actress, but already dubbed the nickname of screen queen. Loved by many for that sultry sweet smile of yours and just how gorgeous you were when you were all fucked stupid. 
Everybody wanted you.
And Geto - oh, Geto was out of his mind. 
Shit, he’s thinking through his saturedly needy thoughts, eyes locked on the two sweat-sheened bodies on-screen. It was an earlier one of you and legendary veteran porn actor, Toji Zenin, and the more he eyed the way your bugging pussy so readily swallowed each of his greedily girthy inches - the more he was fucking jealous his agent only booked a simple blowjob scene. Peering at the title-
DILF-NEXT-DOOR GIVES SCREEN QUEEN AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT.
That should be him.
The wet schwf! of clothes upon skin emanate throughout his penthouse bedroom when Geto unthinkingly drags the soft mountains of his palm down his throbbingly hard erection. Eyeing at how Toji was smearing your sopping pussy lips open, giving Geto the perfect view-
Shit, that should be him.
Holding back a low moan, “Fuck-” he scrambles to hit the camera icon on his trembling phone, all but ripping his pants down to set free his ravaging cock. “God- m’so fuckin’ hard-”
He doesn’t even know who he’s talking to right about now - the audience, or you. 
But all he can think about right now are those sparking stars behind his lids as soon as he runs the solid curve of his thumb along the bump of his swollen head. Still not fully hard, Geto squeezes his fat hilt just the way he remembers you did earlier today.
“S’all because of y-you, y’know?” he’s gritting through clenched teeth, batting those long dark lashes of his right up at the camera. “Why’d you hafta look at nhgh- m-me that way.”
God, his digits were only half as soft as yours were. And he keens at the rough drag of his fingerprints down the sensitive spots at every ride and curve. Melty mind stumbling through every mindless half-thrust into his fist.
Over and over.
God, he felt like a hormonal teenager all over again.
He’s panting - gasping. Every rutting fuck up into his hand leaving his heavy balls clenching painfully, teeth clamping. 
Geto’s never been this needy - this desperate to try and graspingly remember what your moans had sounded like through his phone speaker not too long ago. It’s all he can do to sink his sharp canines down onto his fist, desperately holding back whimpers upon whimpers that threaten to spill out into the open.
Yet, they do, anyway.
“M-make me so fuckin’ horny, honey-” he’s swiping at the lazy trickle of drool down the edges of his drunkenly upturned grin. Puffing away the long, inky hair curtaining his eyes to splay out across the bed. “Such a perfect body ya have- such a perfect pussy. Wish I could fuck it.”
Because that delicious arch in your back was practically burned into Geto’s mind, how your slutty cunt was slobbering down gloss after gloss of your sweet, sweet juices down Toji’s fat cock. He’d been massive - rivaling Geto, honestly - and he couldn’t help but muse whether you’d take him that well, too. 
Would you cry out and beg for more? 
Would you bat your lashes and tell him to slow down- only to huff and puff in that naughty way of yours when he does?
You were…you were so pretty. And all he ever wanted to do was wreck that equally pretty pussy of yours, and ruin your makeup, and you. 
You you you you-
Geto’s wrist aches down his tall shaft, stuttering up and down, he flicks his thumb wetly underneath his sensitive slit. Neatly grazing his manicured fingernail underneath the glazed bump, “I’d ruin ya, y’know?” Geto chokes out, and he doesn’t even have to fake the purring moan in his tone. The way his voice lilts embarrassingly higher in volume and pitch, gliding all the way up to nudge in wet peppered kisses across his chilling piercing. “Would make ya shut up on m’cock- hngh- until ya can feel my piercing branding into ya. Ruin everyone else f-for ya.”
God, the camera was so shaky right about now - and he half-wonders whether he wants to post this. Nothing like the usual professional set-up you’d usually see on Geto’s promotional tweets. 
And then shit, just the thought of you actually seeing this video has him almost dropping his phone onto the dampened silken sheets below. His overly saturated mind liked to think that you’d like it, that you might even slip your own soft hand down into your flimsy excuse of panties.
“Fuck- fuck.” Geto bounces his head back onto the plush pillows, thighs shuddering even further open, catching every pearlescent bead of precum being smeared down his thickening length. Filthy. So fucking filthy. Making him arch- “Look what you do- look how you’ve got me- fuck-”
He was practically humping up like an animal now. Out of control. Each moan breaking into a whine in a way that Geto can’t stop even if he wanted to. 
And the more he thought about you the more-
“Oh h-honey-” One of Geto’s thumb trails their way down to press down at the very middle of the twitchy curve of his balls. Hard. Hiccuping back a mewl of your name, he’s nodding like he doesn’t even realize. “M’gonna cum hah- m’gonna cum, okay? You’ll hafta take it all t-take it hngh-”
And it’s just a few more merely sloppy grinds before Geto’s spurting out in thick streams of cum. So much of it.
He’s fucking his fist like he wishes it was you. It’s making such a mess down his greedy fingers, coating down to his wrist in a gleaming sheen of creamy white. Easier to make him slip up, up, up, and down his swollen, red shaft trying to dredge up something delicious from the very ends of his weepy divot. 
He lets his phone drop, thick thighs straddling upon each side of the screen to jerk his achy cock off like your pretty face was just underneath him. Furious. Fast. A low ah! ah! ah! rasping through each breath.
God, his fingers weaken around his cock. Moving as if on auto-pilot when he circles his trickling wet fingers around his own rosy pink nipples - all glistening down his tattoos as if they’d been laminated, they made for the perfect wet dream - then all the way up to suck on them. Cleaning. Tasting himself.
Fuck, wishing it was your hand.
Wishing you were here.
All Geto could think about is if you were here right now, then he’d swipe his blushing tip down your lips, instead - reel you into a dripping wet kiss just like before. He grunted at just how badly he wanted to taste on your candied tongue again-
Still so sensitive from the shoot with you before, Geto’s breathing out in heaves, pants. Tears prickling at the very ends of his bleary eyes, he bites down furiously on his coral pink lips, trying for the fucking life of him to not cum in blanks right now. 
He does, actually.
Again. And again and again- spazzing cockhead jerking out a few wispy wet ribbons of his seed, before giving way into nothing. And if you listened closely to the crackling audio, you could almost hear Geto whimper.
Yet, he doesn’t even notice until his thumb swipes shakily onto that red end button on the video.
Doesn’t even register until he’s pulling up his infamously lewd Twitter account, the voice of his agent ringing in his pounding ears from today on something about “promo for your upcoming video” with every few hasty clicks on-screen.
Geto posts.
And he doesn’t even glance a second time at the screen before darting back into his browser history, searching ravenously for any more morsel of you he could dig up.
Because Geto Suguru might just be addicted.
@GetoTheCursed: For @ScreenQueen
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“Y’look so pretty like this, sweetheart.” Gojo’s angling your head just enough for the blinking camera to drink in that milky trail of slick trickling down the corners of your puffed-up pussy lips. Musing at how it probably couldn’t capture half as how pretty you are with his massive cock bullied snugly into your strugglingly bulging cunt. “Isn’t that right, Suguru?”
“Heh-” The other man only shifts his legs to manspread more comfortably on Gojo’s plush mattress, leaning back on two elbows. “Don’t I know.”
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If Geto Suguru was the king of videos, then Gojo Satoru was the king of streaming. Wracking thousands upon hundred thousands - perhaps close to millions - that watched him strip down and bare the winking camera with his cocky, girthing inches. And today, he just-so-happened to have a special guest.
Two, actually, after hearing about your latest film with each other.
His long-time best friend, and the rookie actress he’d been just as obsessed with lately. And the tons of viewers right now were loving this combination.
Your greedy hips squirm ravenously, jostling Gojo’s cock to swirl in syrupy, circular swivels inside your gooey walls. Yet, you couldn’t do anything with the thick, black blindfold wrapped around your two wrists - a staple of his persona. “G-gojo-”
Smack!
All five of his splayed-out fingers come down harshly in a swat against the curve of your ass, and Geto can’t help but gulp heavily at the sinful way it makes your flesh jiggle. 
Gojo’s tangling a vice-like grip into your scalp - eyes wide, wild, where he’s leering down at you. “Now now, you’re s’pposed to look at hah- me.” he whines. Shit- when had you even turned to look at Geto. “And what was it I told ya to call me?”
“T-To-”
Smack!
“Louder.”
“Toru!” you squeal, feeling his leaky tip brush up in a wet nudge against your bulbous g-spot. Expanding even girthier to hit at that little bullseye over and over-
“Such a s-slutty voice ya got on ya.” His sharp hipbones mashing against tender skin, stifling balls stinging your ass, juddering knees bouncing even faster. It was so fucking addictive sheathing himself inside the tight channel of your cunt. So hot and cozy inside that Gojo has to force himself to rip his line of sight onto Geto just behind you, “Does sh-she always sound so sweet, Suguru?”
And Gojo’s not surprised - not even the tiniest bit surprised - to find that his best friend already has his silken button-up ripped open, ringed fingers stuffed into his too-tight pants. 
Addictive…you were so addictive. 
And he’s almost jealous that he’d introduced you to him on this stream.
Tearing away his clinking belt to knead over his rock-hard erection, drawling the very rounded edges of his fingers down his cupped balls. Squeezing. Hard. Geto looks so utterly like he has to force himself to breathe out something even slightly coherent, “Hmmm, hard to say with the way she was on her knees last time- heheh-”
“Such a dog ya are-” Gojo’s rolling his watery eyes, before pecking a wet glissade of his lips down onto yours. The woosh of donations flood the chat as soon as Geto’s letting out a roughened growl, “Dontcha ngh- a-agree, sweetheart? So mean, hm? The chat certainly seems ta think s-so.”
“Mhm–” you’re crying out - difficult, with the way he was sunken in so solidly inside of you. At Gojo’s sheer mercy. 
Mercy that was slowly dwindling away with each and every slobbering fuck up into your dripping cunt, and you can’t help but let your jaw drop into a needy oh when his ragged thrusts get faster. More desperate. 
Peppering damp pecks along Gojo’s innocently pink lips, “S-so mean, Sugu.”
“Ya hear that?” Gojo swipes his thumbs across your sloppy folds to bear you even further into the camera, and with Geto’s lolling gaze he could just peek the way your sodden hole was gaping widely. How his peaking veins massage your entrance through and forth- “Our girl says you’re a meanie, Sugu~”
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And Geto knew that your voice was absolutely dripping with teasing want, he knew that it meant nothing more than a simple line to get him worked up. But the way Gojo’s jittery arms were engulfing you to stick to him so closely, his knowing smirk flashing Geto’s way had him huffing out a pointed few profanities. 
“Fuck that.” he’s spitting getting up onto two unsteady feet to shuffle even closer to where your bodies were rocking the decadent bed violently. Tying back his dark tresses urgently - and oh shit, that’s when you know he’s serious. And one of Geto’s fingers smack! away Gojo’s, searing his own possessive grip onto the blindfold to haul you against his washboard abs. “Open.”
Fuck, it’s just about all that you can do.
Slopping out your tongue to present your glistening tastebuds - right on par for Geto to be splattering a thick wad of saliva. 
Letting the translucent slick sift across your mouth, and with years in the game, Geto Suguru already had perfect aim. He could’ve already made an easy, clean work of spitting in your mouth.
But, no, he’s speckling wet little messes around your lips on purpose. Swiping it away with the very back of his slender fingers, “Now, would you care to repeat- that?”
Every truncated drag of his moans is punctuated by a ragged rut of Geto’s hips against the globes of your ass. The remainder of his free hands being sure to press your arched body even further backwards into him. 
You feel him throb against your heated skin, his fat girth jostling to make you hump down on everything from the very globular edges of his tip all the way down to where his fat balls were kissing up into you stickily. Gushing out steaming hot wave after wave of precum that formed delicate strings to snap!
Smack!
“C’mon now, sweetheart~” Gojo’s slow tut makes you squeal. “S’not nice to leave someone hah- hanging.”
Batting your teary lashes up at Geto, you’re struggling through your relentless restraints to try and crane up into a kiss. And Geto - ever the bully - makes you work for it, barely moving. “M’m-sorry-”
“That’s not what I asked-” his hot breath puffs up dangerously to fan your ear. Cool rings on his digits burning a blazing pathway up to your neglectedly hardened nipples, making you keen out such whiny sounds when he pinches. “Tell me what you said.”
“S-said-” you’re sobbing out. The double stimulation of Gojo’s ravaged cockheadbumping up into your spongy cervix, and the way that Geto’s thumbs were swirling over in pressurized circles over your tits too much. “-said you were m-mean hngh- didn’t mean i-it ah fuck-”
“Are you sure?”
“You really are s-such a hngh- bully, Suguru.”
“Tch, shut up-” And Geto would never admit the way that he was humping you like such a dog. Panting - heaving, practically - with every sodden grind, his teeth tug harshly on your precious ear lobe. “-at least I’m gonna be the one t-to make her cum.”
Gojo’s rolling his eyes, pecking a sudden crash into the very same spot of your g-spot. “No I will.”
“As if, ya had to borrow my camera t-today jus’ to capture how gorgeous she is.”
Both Gojo and Geto’s lips mesh into yours now, tongues bumping into each other, swirling across yours so lewdly. Sucking and nibbling along any inch of yourself that you would give them. Anything that they could take. 
He’s bucking his hips sloppily, drawing wet gashes between your pre-soaked lips, and nudging against where Gojo was buried so deep. Too much.
Murmuring into your lips, Geto giggles - giggles every-so-drunkenly in a way that made the stream chat flood. “Heh, if ya really mean it then cum f’me, honey.”
Fuck- then, you do.
It’s hitting both you and Gojo like a sudden semi-truck. 
Yelping out a saturated mixture of what sounded like both their names before your gushy walls squeeze tightly. So fucking cozy that Gojo has to stuff one of his long fingers into your quivering hole just to scissor your entrance open, to fuck you through your high.
His fat girth edging you through peak after peak of bliss, your toes curl, mouth still latched firmly with Geto’s. Spazzing cock bawling out a few silvery strings of white down your back - just barely. “My good girl- good- hah- fuckin’ girl.”
“Awww. Look, Suguru-” The other man titters, bringing up his free hand to swipe across your now freshly wet cheeks. “Ya really are a meanie, huh? You made her cry.”
Geto only rolls his dark eyes, that particular remark making him take it out on you - because oh, he might not be fucking you tonight, but it was so utterly fun to rip out those whiny syllables from your pretty mouth. He’s tugging on your nipple with one hand, the other dipping slowly to swat! at your plump clit. “Well, I also made her cum.”
“Hah? No way, that was me-”
“I’ll beat you up right here, right now, Satoru.”
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God, times like this, you almost hated your profession.
Because yes, despite everything, the pay you received was staggering - but absolutely no amount of money was enough to compensate for the complete and utter asshole that was Naoya Zenin. 
And especially not filming with him.
A nepo baby that had climbed his way through the ranks with the help of his family name; most of his audience came to watch him fail utterly pathetically at trying to boss his co-stars around and ultimately end up whining with just the slightest little squeeze of your cunt. 
To watch him be broken and sobbing for mercy - exactly the way you preferred him. 
Anything but this-
“-c’mon- just one night, baby-” Naoya’s purring voice sleazes across your ears, and you ignore him to clutch your thin robe even tighter around your body. Thankful that the filming and clean-up was finally over. “Promise I’ll have you seeing stars.”
When he didn’t even have you seeing your climax? You want to ask, but unfortunately hold back - for your agent’s reputation, if anything else. 
Plastering on an almost-painful faux smile, “I think we spent more than enough time together on-set.”
With that, you shift off the bed to weave determinedly through the bustling camera staff and the director calling out for the editing crew - you didn’t even know where you were going, at this point. 
But Naoya Zenin was persistent, if not anything else. 
Catching up hurriedly, his fingers tap down the side of your shoulder, gliding over the peaking strap of that pretty pink bra you’d worn just for the shoot today - something special your very own viewers had picked out. 
You stand stock-still in the middle of the room when he murmurs into your ear, “Playin’ hard to get isn’t cute, y’know. Just give in-”
SWAT!
“Excuse me-” You’re grinning through the slight sting at the back of your hand - because oh, it was impossible not to smile at the utter look of shock on Naoya’s sharp features the very instant his hand had been smacked away mercilessly. Fuming. Undeterred, your eyes shift down warningly between his legs, “-before I make sure you can never work in this industry again.”
“W-wait-”
But who would bother to wait before making their escape? Not even looking - not even caring - about where you make your sudden strides to. 
SLAM!
The door closes. Hard. 
And you breathe out a shuddering sigh of relief when the cacophony of noise from outside bleeds away into nothingness, like a stifling little cocoon inside.
Fuck- where had your feet even taken you?
It takes a few blinking seconds at the rows upon rows of skimpy lingerie and outfits for you to realize that you’d shut yourself in the costume room just outside of your current set. And a few more seconds to realize that you weren’t alone-
“Oh!” you gasp. And you don’t even know whether to look - where to not look at the absolute wet dream in front of you. 
Geto Suguru was standing unabashedly in the middle of the room, long hair splayed out across his back - and you could count every swirling tattoo of his. Because he was painfully shirtless. Showing off the sculpted ridges and curves of his muscles that flexed a just a little tighter whenever your greedy gaze was dancing down his bulging biceps, his inked hips, his-
“Cat got yer pretty tongue, honey?”
“Wh-wha-” you sputter. Fingers scrambling upwards to cover your eyes - before realizing how futile that is with how you’ve seen everything already. “Cat got your ability to change in the changing stalls instead of where everyone can see, Geto?”
He cocks his smug head, grinning down at you. “Well, it doesn’t look like you’re complaining, though?”
“You’re too much.”
Throwing that thin cotton t-shirt grasped within his digits somewhere off to the side - perhaps to toy with your sanity even more. He crosses his thick forearms, showing off every bumpy vein of his. “Besides- I was here first- helping out ol’ Nanami with a costume. The more important question should be why the Screen Queen of all people is barging in here?” Lips quirking attractively upwards, “Wanted to see me shirtless again so badly, hm?”
You did.
“You wish.” 
You’re rolling your eyes, and you never knew how close someone could get to you just within that split-second. Because you’re already feeling the feverish rush of his ragged breath against your features, skin burning mere inches from yours. 
Close. 
With a gulp, you’re careening back against the velvety walls. “More like wanted to run away from Naoya Zenin and his dates so badly.”
So close. 
“Ah.” Geto’s nodding with understanding. Running a hand through his hair, he easily slips that tiny black tie into his mouth. Moving to bunch up his strands into a ponytail, “Need me to beat him-”
You cut him off, “No no no-” Frantically waving your hands about - partially because you really didn’t want him to leave right now. “I took care of it, anyway.”
“That’s my girl.” 
And something about the honeyed way he hummed those words made your stomach lurch, it had you panting out a needy breath into the almost non-existent space between you two. One of his palms splay out on the wall beside your head, caging you in. Geto’s greedy gaze daring for a mere split-second to the CCTV camera by the far corner of the room - eh, Ichiji is probably on break, anyway. “Then I guess, my next question is…”
God, he’s so mean.
So teasing.
Reaching up to trail down the very end of his pointer finger in-between the seam of your robes - doing practically nothing to hide the way that Geto licks his lips at every sliver of your skin revealed. 
Down between the valley of your breasts, down to your navel. 
Down, down, down.
“-did he take care of you?”
You’re stammering your head into a half-delirious shake, “H-he didn’t make me-”
Geto makes an almost primal snarl at the very back of his throat, darkened eyes widening. He sounds so out-of-breath already. “Make you what?”
“-didn’t make me cum!”
And oh, those words changed everything.
“Then I guess I better make up for my colleague’s incompetence, right?”
Because not only did they have Geto Suguru’s sanity snapping, it had your poor, drenched panties as well - stumbling around your ankles in a useless pile of fabric with only one thorough pull of his deftly curled digits.
“So flimsy.” he’s raising one dark brow, sharp canines glinting against the dim lighting in amusement. “Yet it still wasn’t broken- Goes ta show what a hah- great time ya had with Naoya, huh?”
“Please- D-don’t tease-”
What did you even mean to say- don’t tease you? he wonders. As if he ever could. Half-drunkenly, half-deliriously because Geto couldn’t get fucking enough of anything but the way that your pretty pussy was winking up at him with a glistening sheen. So puckered and ready for him that he wanted to give her a little kiss. 
A French kiss.
“Shhh- better keep ‘er quiet f’me, gorgeous-” he’s chuckling, hurried now that his knees clatter to the floor with a loud bang! Maybe it hurt, maybe it didn’t- Geto didn’t fucking care. “Because m’not going easy on you.”
And with a raw drag of his heaving inhales, he’s drinking in your mouthwatering essence. Greedy.
Glissading up the very slit between your puffy pussy lips, he’s curling his thumb meanly into your sloppy hole. Circling around in practiced, purposeful little swipes. 
“G-Geto–” he’s quietly admiring the way it rolls off of your tongue, and fuck he’s never been one to be cocky over his own name but right now it was so fucking impossible not to be. Batting long, dark lashes from between your trembly thighs, “So mean, y’know that?”
Oh, you little minx. Geto’s brain flashes back to the stream with his best friend-
And he can’t help the sultry rasp of your name at the very back of his throat, the way his ringed fingers come branding down in such a dangerous swat! right against the plump edge of your clit- barely grazing your sensitively beading peak.
A warning. 
“What was that?” he spits. Followed by a literal wad of his syrupy saliva right onto the slope of your hole watching the splatters speckle across your drooling cunt. It felt so possessive. “If I’m so mean, then you should find it- heh, sooo fucking easy to stay quiet, hm?” Wild eyes locked with yours - you’ve never seen this look anywhere in Geto’s films. Anywhere. “Wouldn’t wanna be caught with the big- bad- meanie-”
Shit, it was something to tease him - something to get on your longtime idol’s nerves. But you’d never have expected the effect that it would have.
Because Geto was ravenous when his lips are placing a messy kiss onto your own - your other ones. Meshing a sultry glide of his tongue between your swollen folds, his tongue piercing so cold against your tight ring of muscle.
He wasn’t easing you in.
He wasn’t showing you any mercy or regret when Geto stuffs his face as deeply into the heaven between your legs as he could go. And it almost hurts him when his nose smushes harshly into your sensitive nub, when his jaw aches with just how much farther he couldn’t sink into your pretty pussy. 
Groaning, one of Geto’s splayed-out palms wrangles your ever-weakening legs onto his broad shoulders, the other toying taunting circles sailing all over your clit. Because he wanted more more more-
“Ngh- fuck!” Your unsteady fingers dangle their way through his silken strands - as soft to the touch as they looked. And you tug when you feel the silvery cold metal dart against your melty walls - not that it moved him even an inch. “Fuck that feels so good-”
“I know-” he’s smirking up at you. “N’ it sounds like e-everyone out there s’gonna know, too- heh. I don’t mind.”
God, that’s when it hits you to lower the volume of your honeyed moans. Biting down on the knuckles of your free hand, you level him with a glare. 
“L-look who’s talking-”
Geto only chuckles through the sopping wet squelches he’s reeling out from your cunt. Fingers now dripping downwards with a final pinch to your clit and onto your hole. “S’not my fault your p-pretty pussy’s so talkative, honey.”
“G-Geto-”
“Shhh, lemme hear her talk. Please?”
You gasp when you feel him plowing a trail of his thick digits into your already snugly-filled channel. Such a tight fit with both Geto’s rummaging fingers and his toasty tongue slurping up every bead of your juices. 
They’re swirling around you with reckless abandon, no longer the expert methods and tricks you were used to. No, Geto was pumping his fingers into you solely because he was addicted to the feeling. 
To the loud slurps and squelches resounding from down below with his miniscule movements.
“Heheh, yeahhh- so fucking mouthy she is. Might as well have s-someone overhear her.” He grunts, feeling your gummy walls clamp down on him so vice-like. And it takes him every shred of willpower to finally part his sinful way with your cunt, to drag his lips in a final kiss down your wet folds. “Hold on- got an idea.”
Fuck. 
An idea from Geto Suguru would never bode well for your sanity.
And you were completely right in assuming so, because in a split-second, he’s reaching down to his pants pocket - pulling out a glinting silver lip ring. One that finds itself placed so prettily near the very edge of Geto’s rawly rubbed pink lips. 
One that finds itself wrapped oh-so-deliciously around your clit. Sucking. 
More. 
“Heh, you’re the first one to hah- see me with this new lip ring- congrats-”
“L-lucky me-” you manage to choke out. Hips rutting up and down up and down from the wall, dragging your slobbering cunt all down to make-out with his gorgeous features - and Geto doesn’t look like he’s anywhere but heaven. “It feels- so so- mmpf-”
Without warning, his thorough digits find themselves rudely shoved between your jaw-dropped mouth. Metal rings cold. Thick. Pressing down at the back of your tongue-
“Heheh- what did I say-” he’s dragging his mouth backwards to tug on your weepy clit. Other set of fingers picking apart your sweetest spots inside, ruthless cadence picking up. “Quiet, honey- be quiet f’me like my good girl why- ah- why dontcha?”
Truthfully, Geto himself is finding it so fucking difficult to concentrate. 
He’s so sloppy. So loud. 
He feels like he could combust with every shuddering gush of your sweet, sweet juices down the lover half of his face. So much of it that it’s dripping down into a lewd puddle onto the floor.
And he’s forced to swivel his free hand punishingly into your mouth to stop himself from traveling it down to his pants and creaming all over it like some loser. God- no- he had to make you cum. And fast. Before he loses it. 
“C’mon, my pretty lady-” Geto bursts out in feverish hot pants breathed into your cunt, mouth rearing everywhere. And the stark contrast between his cool lip ring and his mouth made you shiver down your spine in white-hot pleasure. Hot and cold hot and cold- “Can ya hear that?”
Ah, damn. Just your luck - both your ears perk up at the distance resounding of footsteps. Close.
You tug on his long strands. Through muffled syllables, “G-geto–”
Closer.
“S’alright s’alright-” he’s snickering, sounding for all the world as relaxed as ever like he wasn’t two seconds away from being caught with a fellow actress in one of the most scandalous positions for even a porn company. “-jus’ cum f’me. Cum f’me, honey.”
Your cunt was so sensitive. You’re whimpering through his fingers once Geto presses in deeply onto that magical spot. Stars bursting behind your eyes- “M’gonna cum, Geto- so close. M’gonna- m’gonna-”
You didn’t have to finish your sentence.
Because with only a few bustling thrusts of his digits into that very same bullseye, you’re cumming all over Geto’s pretty face. Splattering his chiseled chin in a sheeny gloss of you, so filthy.
And he lets you - oh, he lets you. Why wouldn’t he?
Not when this is all that he’s been dreaming of ever since he had you that one time on set, not when you tasted so sweet spurting your juices down his tongue. Kittenish kisses lapping up every wet gash of slick, his fingers strain with how furiously he’s fucking you through your high.
“Oh- oh, honey— ” The only mantra that Geto can babble out pussydrunkenly, quirking up his hips to grind his rock-hard erection against your thigh. God, he felt like he could cum in his pants right now. “Tha’s right- use me- use me.”
Forcing his jittery fingers down to your hips in a rough restraint, he’s dragging your drooling cunt up and down up and down up and-
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
“Hey- ya in here?”
Click! In an instant, Geto’s long arm span is reached over to lock the door. 
And god, Naoya’s voice was grating enough that he almost lost his rock-hard erection - if it hadn’t been for that sweetly startled mewl ripping from your throat, that is. 
You scoff, fully ready to give him a piece of your - albeit syrupy, orgasmically hazed - mind to the man outside. But with a sneaky finger signaling you to be quiet, he stands back up to his hulking stature. Growling out a biting, “Only one in here’s me, fuck off.”
Only then comes the sputtering, “Wh-why I’d never-”
“Unless ya want your lil’ idol Toji to hear about how you’ve been nothing but a prick to his favorite actress.”
It’s barely even a second later when you hear those footsteps walking urgently away, and not even two when Geto’s hot breath puffs up against your ear. Words slurring and stumbling over one another,  gliding his tongue across his lower lip to snatch up every ounce of you. “Don’t you worry-” Before sucking on the very same fingers that were buried inside you, “M’gonna ruin him.”
And that’s all it takes for him to remember something else you’d said about that very man just earlier. Something about a date…as if.
“Kiss me- kiss me kiss me please-” Geto’s mouth hovers over yours. Gingerly placing peck after peck- “Fuck- s-suck-” Not even having to finish his sentence with how your heated lips wrapped around his icy lip ring, dripping with your slick. “N’ I was th-thinking- would ya- only if you’d like- wanna make a movie-”
“Yes.”
Hah, Geto grins. Take that, Satoru.
LOCATION: CCTV room, Jujutsu X company building.
Employee count - 1 
“Fuck- fuck-” Ichiji’s struggling to push up his condensation-fogged glasses with one of his slippery hands. Fingers trembling on the keyboard when he’s rewinding the camera footage in the costume room by just a few more seconds. “Oh god- m’gonna get f-fired-”
Again.
And again.
And again and-
“Shit-” he’s shuddering out, head woozy at the sheer overstimulation. Belt clattering against the plastic of his chair for about the nth time this hour. “-she really is a screen queen.”
---
Geto Suguru planned everything meticulously - till every detail was checked off on his seasoned mental list of making the perfect homemade…movie. 
Not exactly something that he’d tried out personally before but- but who better to do it than with you? And he swears with every bit of insincere honesty inside of him that this was totally not because he’d been yearning to feel you cumming all over his cock for months now. 
Yeah…totally not.
So he planned.
And he had everything - the heady candle-lit bedroom, the fresh silken sheets, the soft music playing from a speaker somewhere across the room. The only undecided thing being the name of your little tryst. Prowling over to you sat on the bed - all it takes is a simple shove to spread you out the way he’s been dreaming of. Humming, “You ready?”
Well, everything except-
“G-Geto, how are we gonna make a movie with no camera-”
Shit, that was the last thing on Geto’s mind right now - just about the furthest thing, despite being the very epicenter of his entire career.
Everything he needed.
But no fucking camera.
Oh. 
“Shit.” he’s chuckling - somewhat gingerly, somewhat pussydrunkenly with just a glimpse of you splayed out like this on his plush bed. In another one of you gauzy lingerie sets, leaving barely anything for his overdriven imagination to obsess over. He’s scratching behind his neck, “We can st-”
“No-” And Geto looks just as shocked as you feel right now, skin heating up with embarrassment at your hasty answer. 
But oh, that only makes him take it in stride - makes him slide his hand underneath his velvety boxers to knead greedily at his thumping hot erection. Grinning, “The Screen Queen doesn’t want to be on screen? How shocking.”
But it wasn’t.
God, because he could already see that darkening splotch at your silk drenched panties. The way your lower lip wobbled with so much want - he’d already watched enough of your videos to recognize it by now. 
He’s nosing down your neck, drinking in each of your little shivers. “How do you want me?”
And all you can say is- “I just want you-”
Swat!
The rounded tips of Gojo’s fingers find themselves placing a pretty peck right on your pulsating clit, sending obscene shockwaves bowing your spine. Right into his arms, “You a-always say the sweetest things, honey.”
You hiss at the cool clash of his proud Prince Albert - and the way that one of Geto’s dangling silver necklaces knock into your chin softly. 
And he’s groaning, just throwing his head back at the flurry of stars bursting behind his eyes. Hands gripping onto the edges of his sheets, Geto slides his hips in a slow back and forth against your own. Sandwiching the circular girth of his cock between your sodden folds, they make such a pretty scene. 
“Tell me, pretty baby–” His fingers smear at the wet drizzles seeping from either side of your slit. “-do ya get this wet for the c-camera too or s’it jus’ for me?” But you’re only spewing out a few nods and syrupy yeses, gushing all around him that he can’t help but wonder what it would like bursting with him inside- 
He doesn’t have to bother waiting long.
Now, usually Geto liked to take his time - would prefer to see you crying and breaking while you beg for his cock more than anything else.
But shit, right now he thinks that a second longer he isn’t buried inside your cunt might make him die-
“C’mon c’mon c’mon-” he’s hissing at the elastic stretch of that first ring of muscle. Easing his way in to bulge your sloppy entrance all full with just the very ends of his bulbous tip. “Take it- please, please take it-”
Geto can’t keep the slight tremble out of his tone even if he wanted to - not with the way your gooey cunt was molding around his shape to suck up every inch of him. And god, was there so much of him. It’s like it was never-ending. 
“Shit-” your nails reel red, red marks down the milky plane of his deltoids. “I-I can feel you in my hngh- lungs, Geto-”
He chuckles - all the way into your lungs and he’s not even halfway in, yet? Hell, fuck halfway in, he’d just managed to smear past your swollen pussy lips to rut his fat head inside. Hissing at the clench of your walls around his sensitive slit. 
“Suguru-” he gasps, eyes still wrenched down on the way your cunt was greedily gobbling him up. “P-please if you can call that hah- fuckass ‘Satoru’, then call me Suguru, please-”
It’s all that has to come out of your mouth - a sweet, syrupy “Sugu-”
Oh.
Oh, shit.
You feel yourself gulping down every one of his solid inches, a sheer circumference that you never even thought possible- the friction between your gummy walls and his furiously jackhammering cock having you squeal-
Smack! 
Finally fully inside you, your pussy lips kiss his thickened hilt like long lost lovers, and his heavy balls shift against your ass.
“Don’t- don’t run-” Geto’s sputtering out a slightly broken plea, pure desperation wafting off of him like a heady perfume. It was contagious. And his rough fingers grip tightly around your waist, jousting up the dampening blankets all around your body when he pulls and pulls and pulls- “Fuck, where’d you think you’re going, huh, honey?”
His tone was just dripping with something dark, something you can only sputter and drool to match when every nook and spongy cranny inside is being filled up with Geto’s fat cock. 
And it twitches inside you happily - if heaven was real then it felt like this, Geto muses already thoroughly pussydrunk. 
“M’m-not running away-” you’re pouting a slick-glossed pout up at him. One that he can’t help but crane his neck down in an instant to kiss away. “You’re just s-so big- bigger than on camera-”
Fuck.
You would’ve shut your babbling mouth sooner if you’d known what would happen.
Because the rotund edges of Geto’s cockhead only swells up wider, squirting out even thicker wads of his steamingly hot precum with every mindless, saturated grind. Ones just to fit in- more and more, even after he’s finding himself kissing a wet glide down the ends of your cervix. Making sure to brand that edge of his piercing onto every gooey wall. 
“God- y’really know how to drive me c-crazy-” Geto’s dark hair curtains either side of your head, and you almost don’t notice the way he swipes up two hands underneath your thighs to press you into a mean mating press. Letting you latch on limply while he leaves to swat at one of your hands cupping your pussy, “N’ move that hand- fuck- m’gonna fuck that outta ya.”
And he does. 
The mattress creaks in loud protests when he’s pummeling you with stupidly rude clashes of his weepy tip onto the edges of your g-spot - already expertly mapped out by him now - he’s feeling the sloshy mixture recoil with each thrust. So much of it. “Such a pretty pussy- such p-pretty moans, makes me wanna keep it t’myself-”
God, he’s wanted you for what seems like forever - and he was going to take it.
Panting hotly against your mouth, heavals. Drunk on your messy kisses and the way your pussy lips were bulging with the struggle to take him - but still milking him so needily. “Tie up my h-hair, honey, wanna see that pretty face of yours proper.”
All you can do is blink back the wall of tears that’d made its home in your eyes, trembly fingers taking ahold of Geto’s thin, black hair tie. 
But you didn’t expect it to be so difficult. 
Because any moment you were even slightly close to bunching up enough of his locks, he’s planting a thorough trail of kisses down your cervix. Before ending with the very showstopper - at your g-spot.
And one look up into Geto’s half-lidded eyes told you one thing…he was doing this on purpose. 
Your legs knock-knee in an almost engulfing way around his heavily swallowing throat, muttering out in a tone that you probably thought was threatening - but that Geto found so cute. “I’m onto you, sir-”
Fuck.
Fuck, maybe you were threatening.
He didn’t expect that evil little nickname to slip past your lips - and you didn’t expect Geto to swipe up a devious thumb up your clit in retaliation. Pretty, puckering lips trailing up the valley of your breasts, “I have no idea what you oh- mean, Screen Queen.”
And despite how you were huffing and puffing, your pussy was so clingy all around him. Hips bumping up in slight bucks fully off of the bed in a pathetic attempt to match Geto’s sloppy cadence. 
Completely starstruck at the sheer pressurized thrusts you were being ruthlessly dealt with - and you half-lucidly swear you could count stars over your head.
“Do it-” His lips kiss down your winking eyes, ringed fingers cold against your own now. “-do it, honey- you can do it. Might be the Screen Queen but you’re my slut, arentcha?”
God, it’s like his words were hypnotic - maybe they were.
And you dredge up every single bit of will in your trembly body to push past the way that he was absolutely ravaging you inside. 
Pound after pound of his swollen cock, the chilling cold metal of his dick piercing helping you discover forbidden sweet spots inside you that you didn’t even realize existed. 
So merciless that he’s slipping out a few inches by accident- only to let out a shuddering gasp, eyes shooting almost-comically wide open before sheathing his way in again. Even deeper - you’re being crushed with the weight of one of his knees pressing down on your body.
Over and over-
“Wanna- hah- wanna cum so badly-” your words prattle out delicately. Fingers searing across his scalp, and the way that you tug makes him hiss. It makes him rut, it makes him slam his hips down bruisingly. “Please-”
He leaves a slurping wet kiss on your neck - and another with his fingers onto the hood of your clit. Rolling over with the angled curve of his thumb. Obviously, having you drop a few tresses of his hair- “Heh, maybe t-tie my hair properly n’ I’ll let ya cum- you know s’a staple of my hngh- videos.”
So infuriating, it makes you clench.
That sleazy grin plastered across Geto’s face was unfairly sexy, and so was the way his body was wracking with sudden shivers. Boasting down every curve and muscle, forcing him to fall onto his elbows-
“Hngh- n’ you call me the rookie-” Your smug grin curves upwards at the way that Geto was so tangibly pussydrunk, the way his hips squelch sloppier into your own. The dripping wet noises so obscene that you could feel your cunt drenching even further with each emanating one.
“God, you’re in for it-” he’s spitting out a few slews of swears against your dangling open mouth. Pinching meanly at your clit. “You’re in- hah- you’re sooo in for it-”
But then Geto sees white - and so do you.
Whether from the crashing pleasure of your orgasm, or the way that he was suddenly pumping out thick ribbons of cum into your snugly filled cunt, you have no idea.  And you don’t even have the rational brain capacity to even wonder right now. 
Because Geto was fucking you through your high like he hated you, rutting up like an animal. And you were sure that if his canines were just a tinge sharper, they’d be drawing blood with how hard he was sinking them into the crook of your neck. 
Only deeper, more feral, with every pump of his spazzing cock - gushing out in boatloads of syrupy cum. It thwacks! against the utterly bruised and battered wet surface of your cervix, before dripping down, down, down to your g-spot.
And there’s so much. 
Such velvety volumes that ooze down in creamy dredges from the very purse of your pussy lips to form a milky ring around his ruddied base. It inflates your constricting walls from the inside - and yet, still not enough.
He presses one hand down to feel for that bump where you’d been filled to the brim. Sure to add more - to paint your dripping insides white until he was shooting blanks the same way he’d done to simply the thought of you. The idea makes him moan-
No, it makes him whimper.
“Still haven’t hngh f-finished tying my hair, honey.” Geto’s mouth leaves possessive marks down your neck. And his sensitive hips dart with a simple, sullying gyration, smiling, “Either you hngh finally do it properly like a good girl th-this time n’ we make a movie or- we go see one. This weekend. You and me. Your choice, Screen Queen.”
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A/N. This got LONG but OHH PIERCED GETO MY BELOVED.
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svtskneecaps · 2 years ago
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GUYS I LOVE YOU FOR SOUNDING OFF, KNOW I'M READING ALL OF THEM AND I THOUGHT OF SOME MORE THINGS
first of all, so many people have been bringing up that apparently, in spanish and portuguese, the word for "to do" and "to make" is the same (hacer and fazer respectively, if i'm remembering correctly), and i'm happy to report in french the verb "faire" can ALSO translate to "to do" and "to make"!!!!! there's genuinely so many similarities i've noticed between these three languages and this is just one of them it's VERY cool
in french you say "j'ai () ans" when discussing age, literally "i have () years"!!! they don't use "to be" there and i've noticed a few of the french speakers literally translating that!!! also, when talking about doing something for a period of time (ex: i have been learning french for 7 years) they don't use "for" as the preposition there, they use "since" (depuis)!!!! which fucks me up so bad lmfao i ALWAYS forget which sucks bc that's a phrase i should probably know, but i've absolutely heard baghera say it before and remembered that so ironically it's helping me remember that little difference a lot!!!
also cool, in french you HAVE fear (j'ai peur) which i fucking loved when i first learned about it; in english that feels like a very poetic difference, that in french it's not that you ARE scared, you simply have fear. that distance was VERY cool to me as a little fourteen year old, even if it means i still to this day struggle to remember how to say "you scared me" (upon looking it up for the millionth time, sources say "vous m'avez fait peur" literally translating to "you have made me scared", i think)
keep this coming friends i have been giggling over my activity page all day i'm so happy for real, i hope everyone who's reblogged this or replied has an amazing july
i find it so cool to notice that like non-native speakers making mistakes in their second language tells you about the grammar and vocab of their native language like that's so cool to me.
like i can only pull up confident examples from french bc i learned that one but like etoiles saying "watch the chests" instead of "look at/in the chests" is because in french i imagine he'd use the verb "regarder" which does translate to "to watch" but also can be used when we in english would say "to look"!!!!!! that's cool!!!!! and sometimes i'll hear the french saying along the lines of "wait me" bc that's the grammar for it in french!!! "attends-moi" is "wait for me" they just don't say "for" it's cool!!!!!! wow!!!!! i fucking love that i think that's so fucking neat bc i know that I MADE that mistake in the other direction, bc on an assignment i wrote "attendez pour moi" bc we say for in english!!!!!!!! and it was wrong!!!! and it's cool!!!!!! it's cool that i can pick up things about other languages even when they're not speaking the other languages!!!!!! wow!!!!!!!!! like when spanish speakers start english sentences with "is" bc that's how it works in spanish!!!!!! that's so cool!!!!!! they don't need "it" in spanish and hearing y'all say that is like wow!!!! i'm learning things about how spanish sentences work even though it's not even in spanish!!!!! holy shit!!!!!!!
i know i've noticed more things from the other languages too but i can't remember any of them now bc my spanish is "69 days on duolingo" and my brazilian portuguese is "meu deus" but if anyone else has noticed please!!!!! tell me!!!!! it's so cool!!!!!!
(as an aside this is not to knock or mock anyone for being bad at a second language i just think it is FUCKING FASCINATING i am giggling i am kicking my feet i think it is so cool it is so fucking dope language and language learning is so cool)
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˙ ✩°˖ 🐦‍⬛ mon amour / sylus x reader
synopsis; you knew that sylus could speak several languages. what you didn't take into account though, is how lethal he sounds flirting with you in the most romantic language in the world.
🍎 pomme's notes - putting my french knowledge to use.. translation for the words sylus uses at the end!!
⋆ 1.1k words / fluff & suggestive at the end / fem reader / 2nd person
your cheeks were burning, and the man in front of you was smirking, making you feel even more infuriated. how could he get even sexier?!
"that's enough, sylus", you huff out.
how did you get here? great question.
you were lounging on the settee in his office and reading a book when he picked up a call in a foreign language — one you recognized as french. sylus spoke several languages, and you knew that, but you weren't aware he was that fluent. oh, and sexy sounding, but he didn't need to know that yet. 
when he hung up, you cleared your throat, catching his attention. looking up from his papers, he stares at you with his habitual laid-back expression. judging from your barely hidden smile though, he can guess you're after something. sylus stands up and walks around his desk to face you better, choosing to lean against it rather than invade the space where you're seated for once.
“something's the matter, sweetie?”
you hum, your smile widening. you never thought your intro to french class in high school would come in handy, but it turns out life is full of surprises.
“i didn't know you spoke french, monsieur sylus.”
ah, your curiosity stemmed from the foreign language at the tip of his tongue. sylus laughed softly, taking a step in your direction. he'd spoken various languages around you, mostly in business contexts, and never failed to observe how your eyes twinkled at the words coming out of his mouth. however, this was the first time you had commented on it, and he was going to use that to his advantage. standing in front of you now, his gaze flickered to your lips. was he trying to pull a reaction out of you?
“i do, mon ange. interested in hearing more? you know that i'd indulge you if you asked.”
hearing him calling you his angel in french did some things to your stomach, you'll give him that — feeling the heat rise in your face, you quickly explain how you took some french in high school. in response, he leans back and raises his hand to his chin, as if pondering something, and judging from the smirk growing on his face, it can't be good for you.
“perhaps we should converse a bit to refresh your knowledge, shall we, doll? i'll even use simple words.”
oh. that was more tame than you thought, seems like he decided not to tease the blush on your cheeks. you nod, and give him your best attempt at a greeting, to which he chuckles a bit — probably from your rusty pronunciation. he responds patiently and corrects any pronunciation mistakes you make. this was sweet, no hidden motives, which surprised you.
well, that was an error in your judgment, it seems, because he most definitely did have ulterior motives. 
now leaning back down and caging your body between the seat and himself, sylus cleared his throat a bit, aiming to impress you with his smooth french. it was the language of romance after all, wasn't it? and what a fool would he be if he didn't romance you.
“my turn to show off, mon amour.”
oh fuck. you were doomed.
“what to tell you, hm? oh, i know. je t'aime, je t'adore, mon cœur.”
your heart was beating concerningly fast at the sudden love declarations. did he have no shame? the answer was a resounding no, judging from how he was invading your space and relishing in your bated breaths and flushed cheeks.
“tu es rouge, mon amour. quelque chose te gêne? tell me all about it, mon ange.”
pushing weakly against his shoulders, you looked away from his intense gaze. if you kept looking into his eyes, you were most definitely going to melt from the inside out at how attractive he was.
and sylus knew that — of course he did, he could read you like a damn open book, and right now, you were putty in his hands. who knew flirting with you in french would have that effect? he did, most likely.
“sylus, you're being unfair.”
finally gathering your courage, you glared at him and tried your damnedest to look angry. although you don't think it looked very intimidating because of the red cheeks and all, but that was just a hunch. i mean, what could you even do in this situation? you were faced with an insanely gorgeous man, a well-read and clever one at that — who wouldn't swoon? but this was unfair. come on, throwing all those cute pet names at you with his smooth voice, in french, was a calculated move, one planned with your demise in mind.
and were you gonna go down without a fight? absolutely not. whether you'd win or not was debatable, though.
so you did the only thing that seemed rational. the only thing that had a chance at shutting him up and sparing you from the (very attractive, might i add) french love declaration sylus was spouting.
grabbing onto his shirt, you pull him in for a kiss, just a quick peck to shock him enough into stopping. but while his eyes widened in shock, it was not enough to stop him from teasing you.
what was it again about you winning the fight? yeah, no. sylus wasn't known as the relentless conqueror for nothing — and as he deepened the kiss, you would quickly find out that the language wasn't the only thing he knew that was french.
french kissing, too.
you yelped into his mouth when he bit your lower lip, and he took the opportunity to slip his tongue inside your mouth while he was at it. cupping your cheeks, you could feel yourself melt into him and his stupidly good kisses. his hands started moving down, roaming over your body, as if trying to commit it to memory — though he likely already had from previous nights spent together. you started feeling light-headed from the intensity of it all and pushed him away, desperately trying to catch your breath. 
and infuriatingly enough, the smug look on his face could not be erased. could you really blame him, though? sylus was looking at the most beautiful person he'd ever have the chance to encounter, flushed and staring up at him with desire plastered over her face — all of it after he showed off his intellectual and physical prowess. he was a man, after all, a very, very proud and greedy one at that.
“you know, kitten, if you take off your clothes, i could draw you like a french girl. we could go three for three when it comes to french things.”
that pulled you out of the hazy state he put you in, slipping from his grasp and running out the door with a vicious blush on your face still — all while he laughed at how cute you looked flustered.
sylus was gonna be the death of you one day. you had to make sure he never learned you also picked up on some spanish, lest he tries to introduce you to spanish passion through physical means or something.
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🍎 pomme's final notes - BEEP BEEP!! pomme translator at your service
"je t'aime, je t'adore, mon cœur." - i love you, i adore you, my heart
"tu es rouge, mon amour. quelque chose te gêne? tell me all about it, mon ange." - you're red, my love. something bothering you? tell me all about it, my angel.
i had a lot of fun with this one hehe..
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redwinelew · 2 months ago
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can I request a smau for lewis hamilton where he's secretly dating his new teammate leclerc's sister and a mistake of instagram story tells everyone they're not just flirting on socials but are actually a couple?
thanks<3
BABY, I LIKE FLIRTING!
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pairing lewis hamilton x twin sister leclerc!reader
summary as requested!
face claim daisy edgar-jones
song after midnight by chappell roan
warnings age gap (28 x 40), a bit suggestive on some parts
author's note figured now would be a good time to post this. also i made reader charles' twin since daisy is close to his age i hope that's alright with u anon. sorry this is shorter than what i usually write i hope u like this 33
english is not my first language. all pictures taken from pinterest, instagram and twitter. credit to owners.
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user who do i need to fight to date charles sister
charles_leclerc user Me obviously
user charles_leclerc my bad bruh 😭🫡
user user LMFAO
user still can't believe vcarb sponsored y/n to come to a race instead of her brother's own team 😭😭
ynleclerc user well does ferrari have danny ric?? and yuki?? no i don't think so
user ynleclerc y/n leclerc aka #1 daniel ricciardo and yuki tsunoda stan
ynleclerc user exactly exactly
user the leclerc genes are insane bro
user user face cards never decline fr
user the best siblings duo ever i don't make the rules
user CHAPPELL ROAN???? you are so real for this
ynleclerc user 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
user she is who i want to be when i grow up
user the coolest girl ever
lewishamilton That skirt looks gorgeous on you
ynleclerc lewishamilton what's underneath is ever better
user ynleclerc WOAH??????
user ynleclerc EXCUSE ME
lewishamilton ynleclerc I know
user lewishamilton AYO??
user lewishamilton SIR??????
user lewishamilton "I know" EHAT DOES THAT MEAN
user lewishamilton grandpa still got some game damn
user lewishamilton something's in the air in maranello fr ain't no way lewis is flirting with charles sister PUBLICLY
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ynleclerc well since the secret is out...... here's some pics from the archives
ps lewis is still alive dw charles is not gonna kill ferrari's only hope at wcc this year
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user I KNEW ITTTT
user i guess now we know why y/n kept hanging out at merc garage last year 😭😭
user user she was also in vcarb's garage??
user user i mean yeah but that was sponsored. during other gps she's always seen hanging out in merc garage but ppl thought it's only bcs she's friends with carmen
user the last pic...... i would do the same tbh
ynleclerc user alex took the pic 😚😚 i just couldn't resist
user and the crowd is in shock????
alexandrasaintmleux it's been so hard keeping this a secret haha so happy for you two ❤️❤️
charles_leclerc alexandrasaintmleux I still can't believe that you knew first before I do
ynleclerc charles_leclerc she's my favorite so i love her more
charles_leclerc ynleclerc WE SHARED A WOMB!!!!!
ynleclerc charles_leclerc and i'm pretty sure you almost ate me so consider this a payback
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ynleclerc baby that's spanish 😭😭 mon amour is french
charles_leclerc ynleclerc He doesn't even know the difference? This is the man you claimed to love?
ynleclerc charles_leclerc he's trying ok give him a break 😭😭
charles_leclerc If you break her heart I will sabotage your car. Mark my words, Lewis
ynleclerc charles_leclerc ARE YOU INSANE 😭😭
user charles_leclerc we love a protective brother
user user i can't take the threat seriously i'm afraid lmfao 😭😭
lewishamilton charles_leclerc I deserve it
scuderiaferrari charles_leclerc Please don't
francolapinto congratulations!
user can't believe all of this started bcs of some instagram stories
user user how long do u figure they would keep this a secret if that accident didn't happen 😭😭
user user they're gonna have to be public eventually. can't hide from charles forever
user i wonder how family dinners will be from now on
user user chaotic most definitely
user user thinking about charles giving lewis the talk has me dying
user oh to be charles leclerc's sister and date lewis hamilton
user user living the dream fr
user when i said i want 1644 dramas in 2025 this is NOT what i meant 😭😭
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White Horse - Chapter 11: December 2023
Pairing: Max Verstappen x Isabelle Leclerc (Original Character)
Summary:
Max Verstappen is a World Champion. Isabelle Leclerc is invisible.
She watched her family give up everything for Charles’ career—Arthur’s karting, their father’s savings, even her childhood horse. She understood. She never asked for more.
But Max does. He notices the things no one else does, listens when no one else will, and puts her first in ways she never imagined. With him, she isn’t an afterthought—she’s a choice. And for the first time, she realizes she doesn’t have to be invisible.
Warnings and Notes: 
we have now moved on from Charles bashing to bashing his whole family, Discussions of toxic past relationships, talk about loosing a childhood pet, toxic families, discussion of allergies.
As always big thanks to @llirawolf , who listens to me ramble
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EXCLUSIVE: MAX VERSTAPPEN ON LEGACY, LOVE, AND LIFE BEYOND THE TRACK
Max Verstappen has nothing left to prove. At just 26, the Dutch driver has secured his third consecutive Formula 1 World Championship, cementing his place among the sport’s greats.  A record-breaking season. The most dominant year of his career.
Sitting down with us in the aftermath of his 2023 season, Verstappen is more reflective than ever—about racing, his future, and, unexpectedly, love.
“I’m just really happy with where I am,” he says, leaning back in his chair with a rare, easy smile. “It’s been an incredible year, not just on the track but personally too.”
For a driver known for his laser focus and relentless pursuit of perfection, the mention of his personal life is intriguing. Verstappen has always been fiercely private, but for the first time, he opens up—just a little—about the woman who has been by his side through it all.
“She’s been amazing,” he says with a rare softness. “Just always there, supporting me. It makes a difference, having that stability, someone who understands what this life is like but also makes it feel normal. Racing is intense, it takes so much out of you, and having someone who understands that, who knows when to push and when to just be there… it makes a difference.”
There’s a softness in his voice that is unexpected, a rare glimpse into a side of Verstappen few get to see. While he doesn’t reveal her name, it’s clear she holds a special place in his life.
“I’ve been learning French,” he reveals, smiling. “It’s… a work in progress. But I hear it a lot at home now, so I’m trying. I think it’s important to make an effort, to meet someone halfway.”
The mention of home is deliberate—he’s no longer just passing through Monaco, but truly settling in. For a driver who once lived and breathed racing with little room for anything else, that shift is telling.
And when asked about his future outside of F1, his answer is telling: “Marriage with her? Yes, definitely,” he said with the certainty of a man who knows exactly what he wants. “One day, I want a family. I want kids. I think that’s something really special.”
Still, don’t mistake contentment for complacency. If anything, Verstappen seems more driven than ever. “I love what I do,” he says simply. “And I love coming home after, too.”
As Verstappen looks ahead to 2024, his goals remain the same: keep winning, keep pushing, keep proving that his dominance is no accident. But for the first time, it seems like he’s racing toward something more than just trophies. And perhaps, that’s what truly makes a champion.
Comments: 
@/F1Obsessed: MAX VERSTAPPEN. LEARNING FRENCH. FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND. WE HAVE WON.
@/RedBullRacingUpdates: “I hear it a lot at home now” HOLD ON. HOME?????? HE LIVES WITH HER?????
@/MonacoGossip: So Max has a girlfriend. He’s learning French. He hears it a lot at home. CONCLUSIONS ARE BEING DRAWN.
@/PitLanePrincess: No bc WHO is she. WHO is this woman who has Max Verstappen learning a whole new language.
@/SoftMaxxie: “She makes it feel normal” I’M SORRY BUT THAT’S SO CUTE I NEED A MOMENT
@​​DR3Stan: Max is really out here being domesticated and thriving.
@/CharlesFanatic: French. Girlfriend. Monaco apartment. squints at every French-speaking woman in the paddock
@/TheGridTea: The way he just casually dropped that he’s LEARNING FRENCH for her like that’s a normal thing. Max, sir, you are in love.
@/CheckeredHeart: Not me downloading Duolingo because if Max Verstappen can learn French for love, so can I.
@/OversteerQueen: The fact that he didn’t even realize he was basically confirming he lives with her… Max, babe, you’re so in love.
@/SoftLaunchDetective: I need to go through Max’s entire Instagram with a fine-tooth comb IMMEDIATELY. There must be something.
@/F1Troll: Duolingo about to see a spike in Dutch users trying to figure out what Max is learning.
@/DR3Honeybadger: “I hear it a lot at home” SO YOU’RE SAYING HE GOES HOME TO HER. MAX VERSTAPPEN GOES HOME TO HIS GIRLFRIEND.
@/BoxBoxBox: Max Verstappen being all “oh yeah, my girlfriend this, my girlfriend that” like we KNOW who she is. SIR, WHO??
@/FormulaHeartbreak: I thought I was prepared for soft domestic Max but I WAS NOT.
@/TifosiDrama: Charles Leclerc’s face when he realizes his biggest rival is learning his language for his mystery girlfriend.
@/SidepodShenanigans: Forget the championship, I need an in-depth investigation into WHO this woman is and how she has Max Verstappen willingly studying.
@​​/ChecoFan88: We’re never getting her identity confirmed, are we? Max is just going to keep saying “my girlfriend” like it’s a classified government secret.
@/F1Obsessed: MAX VERSTAPPEN JUST SAID “MARRIAGE WITH HER? YES, DEFINITELY.” HELLO??? WHO IS SHE???
@/LandoNorrisFanclub: I need someone to look at me the way Max Verstappen looks at his mystery girlfriend that none of us have ever seen.
@/GridGossip: Max Verstappen, the man who once said all he needed was sim racing and his cats, is out here talking about marriage and kids. Character development.
@/Formula1Fanatic: Max in 2021: “I don’t need friends, I have sim racing.” Max in 2023: “I want kids, a home, and a life beyond the paddock.” What did this woman DO TO HIM???
@​​LightsOutMax: This man used to refuse to even acknowledge personal questions and now he’s out here basically writing wedding vows. Love really changes people.
@/PaddockPrincess: If Max Verstappen, king of emotional repression, is out here openly talking about love and marriage… yeah, she’s the one.
****
Meanwhile on Twitter: 
@/F1Spotted: Pretty sure I just saw Isabelle Leclerc buying baby clothes…??? Is there a Leclerc niece/nephew we don’t know about? 👀
@/F1Updates: oh we’re COOKING today. someone get the conspiracy board out. it’s time.
@/ItsAboutDrive: Charles is gonna be an uncle????? 🍼
@/mclarenny: Wait wait wait Isabelle has a boyfriend??? Did i miss a chapter???
@/verstappensupremacy: me, knowing damn well who her boyfriend is, sipping my tea calmly 😌🍵
@/gridgossip: LECLERC BABY ERA INCOMING??? ISABELLE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US RIGHT BEFORE THE WINTER BREAK
@/f1blonde: If Isabelle Leclerc is pregnant and we don't even know who the dad is,  i'm going to personally storm the monaco royal palace
@/f1insiderz: to be clear: no confirmation of anything, she was spotted in a boutique, could be a gift, could be for someone else, could be NOTHING (we’re still gonna lose our minds though)
@/chequeredflag: me trying to stay calm: it’s probably just a present also me: ISABELLE LECLERC BABY ERA CONFIRMED 😭
@/charlesincrisis: charles: what a peaceful day
twitter: ur sister might be pregnant
charles: 🧍🏻‍♂️
@/reasonableracer: guys: take a breath. Victoria Verstappen is literally pregnant. And CHRISTMAS IS IN 24 DAYS. Maybe Isabelle is just buying baby clothes for HER FRIEND’S BABY. 
***
Leclerc Sibling Group Chat
(Members: Arthur, Isabelle, Charles and Lorenzo)
Arthur: SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY ISABELLE WAS JUST SPOTTED BUYING BABY CLOTHES??
Charles: WHAT???
Arthur: LOOK AT THIS. [attaches screenshot of a Twitter post: “Pretty sure I just saw Isabelle Leclerc buying baby clothes…??? Is there a Leclerc niece/nephew we don’t know about? 👀”]
Lorenzo: Isabelle. Tell me this is a joke.
Isabelle: Calm down. It’s not a big deal.
Arthur: NOT A BIG DEAL??? WHY ARE YOU BUYING BABY CLOTHES???
Isabelle: Because they’re cute?? 
Charles: …What?
Lorenzo: Isabelle, that’s not an answer.
Isabelle: I just like them, okay?
Charles: Wait. Is there something you need to tell us?
Arthur: OH MY GOD. ARE YOU PREGNANT?
Isabelle: No. 
Arthur: Then WHY are you buying baby clothes??
Isabelle: First of all, a friend of mine is pregnant, so I bought some as a gift. Secondly, I like baby clothes! I have a whole box of them at home!
Charles: A WHOLE BOX???
Arthur: ISABELLE. THAT MAKES IT WORSE.
Lorenzo: WHY DO YOU HAVE A BOX OF BABY CLOTHES WITH NO BABY??
Isabelle: Because I’ve been collecting them for years!
Charles: …Years??
Arthur: But… for what?
Isabelle: For when I have a baby one day??
Lorenzo: One day?? Isabelle, you don’t even have a boyfriend.
Charles: Yeah. Who exactly are you planning this baby with?
Isabelle: Excuse me??
Arthur: I mean… it’s a little weird, right? Collecting baby clothes for years when there’s no sign of a baby happening anytime soon?
Charles: It’s just… I don’t know, kind of pointless?
Isabelle: Wow. Okay.
Arthur: We’re just saying—
Isabelle: No, I get it. It’s weird because I have them. If someone else did, it’d be sweet. But because it’s me, it’s just sad and pathetic, right?
Lorenzo: We didn’t say that.
Isabelle: You didn’t have to.
Arthur: Come on, don’t be like that.
Isabelle: No, really. It’s fine. I’ll make sure to run all my future life choices by you three first so I don’t embarrass the Leclerc name.
***
Text Messages: Isabelle Leclerc & Emilie Abadie
Isabelle: So… my brothers are currently having an absolute meltdown.
Emilie: What did you do? Actually, wait—what do they think you did?
Isabelle: Oh, nothing major. Just bought some baby clothes.
Emilie: …Are you pregnant?
Isabelle: NO!
Emilie: Okay, just checking! So why are they freaking out?
Isabelle: Because I told them I have a box of baby clothes at home, and now they think I’m insane.
Emilie: Pffft. That’s not insane. That’s just you.
Isabelle: THANK YOU.
Emilie: Seriously, I don’t know why they’re acting so shocked. You were the girl who had a wedding binder at thirteen and a full baby name list by fifteen.
Isabelle: It was color-coded.
Emilie: Of course it was. Because you plan ahead. It’s not weird—it’s just you being Belle.
Isabelle: It’s just a small box of things I’ve collected over the years…
Emilie: Honestly, I don’t get why they’re so weird about it. Like, I don’t want kids, but that doesn’t mean I think it’s strange that you do.
Isabelle: You don’t?
Emilie: I will personally never deal with sticky fingers or 3 AM crying, but you? You’re gonna be an amazing mom one day. And when that happens, I will spoil your kids rotten.
Isabelle: You’re the best.
Emilie: I know. Now, do you need me to help you pick out more baby clothes? Because I will fully commit to this.
Isabelle: I might have seen a few more things today that were cute.
Emilie: I’m in. 
***
Instagram Story: @/isabelleleclerc
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Meanwhile on Twitter: 
@/F1Updates: LMAO, not pregnant, just buying Christmas presents for literally anyone with a baby. I can’t.
@/ItsAboutDrive: Sadly Charles is not gonna be an uncle 😭 Isabelle literally went on to Instagram to shut down these rumours
@/mclarenny: It’s honestly insane that we need a full IG story to clear up the rumors. Just let her buy a few baby clothes in peace…
@/verstappensupremacy: The fact she had to make that statement is just... wild. Why do we live in a world where women can't even buy baby clothes without everyone assuming they’re pregnant?
@/leclercslens: Honestly, it’s not even funny. If she was pregnant, it’s her news to share, and people jumping to conclusions is gross. Let her live her life!
@/gridgossip: LECLERC BABY ERA INCOMING??? ISABELLE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US RIGHT BEFORE THE WINTER BREAK
@/f1blonde: If Isabelle Leclerc is pregnant and we don't even know who the dad is,  i'm going to personally storm the monaco royal palace
@/chequeredflag: Imagine buying a gift for a baby and then having to do a whole Instagram story just because people have assumptions😭
***
The winter sun slanted low through the living room windows, casting golden stripes across the hardwood floors.
Isabelle sat cross-legged on the carpet, the lid of the old storage box propped up against the coffee table.
 Inside: soft cotton onesies, tiny knitted booties, delicate little cardigans wrapped in tissue paper.
 A tiny quilt she had picked up at a market in Paris three years ago, too lovely to leave behind.
She hadn’t meant to pull it all out today.
It had just... happened.
Maybe because the fight with her brothers was still lingering under her skin, the words they hadn’t said loud enough to name — weird, sad, pathetic — scratching at her confidence like sandpaper.
Isabelle carefully unfolded a tiny pair of socks, brushing her thumb lightly over the soft fabric.
She hadn’t even heard the door open.
"Hey," Max’s voice came, warm and familiar from behind her. "You’re back early."
She turned, startled — and froze.
Max stood just inside the doorway, gym bag slung over one shoulder, hair tousled, still a little flushed from training.
His eyes dropped to the scene in front of her. The open box. The tiny clothes.
Isabelle’s stomach twisted painfully.
"I—" she stammered, already rushing to shove the lid back on, to stuff the pieces away. "It’s nothing. I was just... cleaning. I should put this away."
But before she could, Max was there, crouching down beside her, one hand gently catching her wrist.
"Hey," he said, voice low. "You don’t have to hide it."
She looked at him helplessly, the shame still hot and heavy in her chest. "I know it’s weird," she muttered. "You don’t have to pretend."
Max just shook his head, slow and certain.
"It’s not weird," he said simply. "It’s you."
He reached into the box without hesitation, pulling out a tiny, soft grey onesie embroidered with a little fox.
He smiled — a small, real smile that made her chest ache.
"This is adorable," he said, running his thumb lightly over the fabric. "You’ve had all this ready. Just waiting."
Isabelle swallowed hard. "It’s stupid," she whispered. "I don’t even know if—when—"
Max set the onesie carefully on her knee, and took her face in his hands.
"You’re going to be an incredible mother someday," he said, steady and sure, like it was a fact written in the stars. "And it’s not stupid to dream about it."
Tears stung behind her eyes, burning hot and fast.
"I’m not in a rush," she said quickly, panicked, because the last thing she wanted was for him to feel trapped. "I’m not—this isn’t pressure, I swear—"
Max’s thumb brushed under her eye, catching the first tear before it could fall.
"I know," he said. "I know you’re not rushing. And I’m not scared."
He smiled again — small, crooked, devastating. "I want that with you. One day. When you’re ready. When we’re ready."
Isabelle let out a shaky breath, leaning into his touch.
Max kissed her forehead, lingering there for a long moment, like he could press all his promises into her skin.
“I hope they have your heart,” he murmured.
“I hope they have your eyes,” Isabelle whispered, half-laughing through the emotion that suddenly welled up in her chest.
They stood there for a long moment — Max with his arm around her, Isabelle resting against his shoulder, the box of tiny dreams between them.
And for the first time in days, she didn’t feel silly for hoping.
 Didn’t feel foolish for wanting.
She just felt… safe.
 Held.
Seen.
***
The meeting was supposed to be quick.
 Just a light debrief before the holidays — finalize a few schedules, exchange terrible Secret Santa gifts, maybe sneak out early and pretend they were already on break.
It wasn’t supposed to turn into... whatever this was.
GP, casually flipping through his notes, glanced at Max and said, "You sorted your Christmas break yet, mate?"
Max shrugged. "Mostly."
Then, without warning, he pulled a folder from his backpack and slid it across the table like it was nothing.
"Also, this is for you."
GP raised an eyebrow, visibly suspicious. "What's this?"
Max leaned back lazily, arms stretched over the chair next to him. "Kitchen plans," he said. "Merry Christmas."
Checo, half-listening at first, glanced up. Kitchen plans?
GP cracked open the folder, frowning. Max was utterly relaxed, like this was the most normal thing in the world.
"Belle helped draw it up. Should make it easier," Max added, casual as anything.
Checo’s brain stalled on one word.
 Belle.
 Belle?
 Belle?
Across the table, Checo slowly straightened, feeling a weird knot twist in his chest.
 Surely Max didn’t mean—
 No.
 No way.
"Belle," Checo repeated carefully, watching Max’s face.
Max nodded once, calm and easy. "Yeah."
Checo looked at the folder again.
 Then at Max.
 Then back at the folder.
Slow horror dawned in the pit of his stomach.
"Belle like..." Checo said, the words dragging themselves out against his will, "Isabelle Leclerc?"
Max’s answering nod was small but smug. Proud, even.
"Yeah."
Checo stared at him.
 Dead silent.
 The realization hitting him like a slow-motion car crash.
"You’re dating Charles Leclerc’s little sister," Checo said aloud, more for his own sanity than anyone else's.
 Not a question. A statement. A grim acknowledgment.
Max’s smirk widened, barely restrained.
"Yes," he said again, almost cheerfully.
Checo just sat there for a long moment, frozen in place, wondering at what point in life he had taken the wrong turn that led him to this exact situation.
Charles was going to kill him just for knowing this information.
Max might survive because Max was Max. But Checo? Checo had a family to think about.
He valued peace. He valued survival.
Very, very carefully, Checo set his coffee down.
"You know what?" he said, pushing his chair back with slow, deliberate movements. "I don't want to know more."
Max tilted his head, amused. "You sure?"
"Completely sure," Checo said firmly, standing up like he needed physical distance from the absolute disaster this could become. "I value my life. I value my continued existence. I don’t want to be an accessory to whatever crime scene this turns into."
Max just chuckled under his breath, spinning his pen between his fingers like the smug bastard he was.
Meanwhile, GP was still utterly oblivious, flipping through the kitchen plans like he’d been handed the Holy Grail.
 "This is under budget," GP muttered, awed. "How the hell—?"
"She’s good at what she does," Max said simply, stealing a sip of his Red Bull like he hadn’t just dropped a bomb in the middle of the room.
Checo rubbed a hand over his face.
 He needed a drink.
Maybe several.
"You’re dating Charles Leclerc’s little sister," he muttered again, mostly to himself. "And now she’s designing kitchens for your engineer. I’m just... I’m going to mind my own business. Completely. Forever."
Max gave him a bright, insufferable thumbs-up.
"Happy holidays," Checo muttered darkly, clutching his coffee like it might save him from the nightmare he was now complicit in. He turned and walked straight out of the meeting room, not daring to look back.
Some things, he decided grimly, were above his pay grade.
Max Verstappen dating a Leclerc was absolutely one of them.
He didn’t want to know more.
He didn’t want to witness more.
And if anyone asked later, Checo would simply say he had no idea, no involvement, no memory of any of it.
Survival first.
Questions never.
***
The kitchen was filled with the soft clatter of dishes and the hum of the coffee machine.
Belle leaned against the counter, scrolling absently through emails on her phone, half-listening to the quiet patter of the cats chasing each other down the hallway.
She still hadn’t decided what she was going to do next.
Quitting had been the right choice — she didn’t doubt that. But for the first time in years, she felt... unmoored.
No title to hide behind.
No company name to make herself sound important.
Just her.
Her phone buzzed, startling her slightly.
Unknown number.
Frowning, she answered.
"Hello?"
"Isabelle Leclerc?"
The voice was vaguely familiar. Polished. Professional.
"This is Daniel Moreau — you worked with us last year on the Chevalier renovation in Beaulieu?"
Her heart lifted in instant recognition. The Moreau project — one of the few she’d truly loved. A quiet, modern transformation of a historic villa. One where the client had listened. Trusted her.
"Yes, of course," Isabelle said, straightening.
"I hope I’m not interrupting," Daniel said warmly. "I just... I was hoping to get in touch with you directly."
Isabelle blinked. "With me?"
"Yes. I know you were working with Atelier Renard before, but I heard you’ve gone independent?"
She hesitated.
 Independent.
Was that what she was now?
"I—" She cleared her throat. "Yes. I’m no longer with them."
"Good," he said, without missing a beat. "Because between you and me, I wasn’t impressed with the rest of their work. You were the reason we kept moving forward…Frankly, we want to work with you. Not the firm. You were the reason the project went so smoothly last time."
Isabelle felt something flicker in her chest — a cautious, disbelieving warmth.
"We’ve bought another property," Daniel continued. "Another historic site. Needs sensitive handling. We were hoping you might be willing to take it on."
Her heart was hammering now.
They wanted her.
Not the company behind her name.
Not the brand.
Her.
"I—I'd love to hear more," she said, keeping her voice steady somehow.
They talked for a few minutes — broad sketches of timelines, budgets, expectations. Nothing binding yet. But real. Solid. Tangible.
When she finally hung up, she stood there for a long moment, the silence of the apartment pressing in around her.
And then it hit her.
She could do this.
Freelancing wasn’t just a fantasy.
It wasn’t some reckless, impossible dream.
She had clients who trusted her.
She had projects she could be proud of.
She didn’t have to disappear into someone else’s firm again.
She could build something of her own.
The realization settled into her bones, slow and sure and so much bigger than she'd expected.
From down the hall, she heard the cats yowl — something crashing into a wall — and a muttered curse from Max, who was apparently trying (and failing) to play referee.
Isabelle laughed under her breath, feeling something unfurl inside her she hadn’t felt in a long time.
Hope.
Real, solid hope.
Maybe she didn’t need a title to be important.
Maybe she just needed to bet on herself — finally, properly — and not be afraid of being seen.
***
Max wandered out of the hallway, barefoot, hair still damp from a quick shower after wrestling two hyperactive cats off the curtains. He found Isabelle standing by the kitchen counter, barefoot too, scrolling through her phone with that look he knew well — half-distracted, half-scheming.
She looked up when she heard him.
 And immediately, he knew.
Something had shifted.
Something good.
He crossed the room lazily, leaned one hip against the counter, and stole a sip of her coffee before she could swat him away.
"Alright?" he asked, pretending to be casual.
Isabelle bit her lip — that tiny, telltale smile she couldn't hide when she was excited.
"I got a call," she said.
Max tilted his head, setting down the cup. "Yeah?"
"Daniel Moreau. From the Chevalier project,” she said, voice careful, like she was still half-afraid to jinx it. "You know — the villa renovation project I did this year?"
Max frowned, sorting through his mental archive — and then remembered.
The client she’d actually liked. The one who sent her a handwritten thank you note. The one she had called reasonable, which for Belle was practically sainthood.
She’d talked about that project differently. Like it had meant something.
"He wants me to take on a new property," she said, almost breathless. "Not with the firm. With me. Freelance."
Max’s chest tightened in a way he hadn’t expected.
 Pride.
He grinned, wide and stupid, and grabbed her by the waist, lifting her off the ground for half a second before she squealed and shoved at his shoulders.
"Max!" she laughed, breathless.
He set her down carefully, brushing her hair out of her face.
"You’re a menace," she accused, cheeks pink, smiling anyway.
He just smirked. "And you’re brilliant."
Isabelle ducked her head, embarrassed, but Max didn’t let go. He never would.
"You’re doing it," he said, quieter now. "On your own."
She nodded, biting her lip again.
"It feels... real. Like maybe I can actually do it."
Max dropped a kiss on her forehead, easy and sure.  "You’re going to be brilliant, schatje. You always were."
Then, grinning wickedly, he added, "Although I guess this means you’re quitting your career as my trophy wife after, what, three weeks?"
Isabelle snorted. "You’re the one who said I should be a trophy wife while I figured things out."
"You were terrible at it," Max teased. "No gold digger instincts. No dramatic shopping sprees. You kept refusing to use the black card."
"I bought the cats toys," she said defensively.
"For like two hundred euros," Max deadpanned. "Pathetic effort."
Isabelle laughed properly then, tipping forward to rest her forehead against his chest.
Max wrapped his arms around her, resting his chin lightly on the top of her head.
"You’re the worst trophy wife," he said affectionately. "But you’re the best everything else."
She hummed quietly against him, the kind of sound that always made something in him settle.
And just like that — without even thinking about it — a plan started forming in his head.
"You’re going to need space," he said, thoughtful.
Belle blinked. "Space?"
"A proper office," Max said casually, already picturing it. "One of the guest bedrooms. We’ll clear it out this week. Desk, shelving, everything you want. Set it up properly."
She stared at him, stunned.
"You—you don’t have to—"
He cut her off with a soft snort. "You're not freelancing from the kitchen table, Belle. You're not hiding your work anymore."
She bit her lip, eyes shining.
"You’re building something," Max said, voice low and certain. "And you’re doing it here. With me."
***
Text Messages: Isabelle Leclerc & Emilie Abadie
Isabelle: EMILIE
Emilie: Oh god.  What did the cats destroy?
Emilie:  Is Max in jail for killing your brothers? Do I need bail money?
Isabelle: No?? Not this time
Isabelle: This is GOOD news!
Emilie: 👀 I’m listening
Isabelle: Do you remember the Chevalier project??
Isabelle: The villa in Beaulieu with the modern restoration?
Isabelle: The client I actually liked??
Emilie: omg yes
Emilie:  The miracle project. 
Emilie:  The one with the client who sent you a thank-you basket instead of screaming about grout. 
Isabelle: YES
Isabelle: He called me. 
Emilie: Wait what??
Isabelle: He called me directly. Me. not the firm. 
Isabelle: He and his husband bought another property
Isabelle: A historic one and they want me to lead it
Isabelle: me-me
Isabelle:  not me-through-someone-else
Isabelle:  not “representing a firm”
Isabelle:  just me
Isabelle:  freelance
Emilie: OH MY GOD BELLE
Emilie: HOLY SHIT
Emilie: YOU’RE DOING IT
Isabelle: I think I am??
Isabelle:  I think I actually am 😭
Emilie: I’m so proud I could throw up
Isabelle: thank you
Isabelle:  I literally hung up the phone and just stood in the kitchen like. blinking. processing.
Isabelle: Max is already planning to convert a guest room into an office
Isabelle:  he was like “you’re not freelancing from the kitchen table, Belle”
Isabelle:  like it wasn’t even a question
Isabelle:  I think I almost cried??
Emilie: you deserve every bit of this
Emilie: the job
Emilie:​​ the space
Emilie: the love
Isabelle: 😭😭😭
Emilie: now
Emilie:  send me photos of this imaginary office
Emilie:  we're making mood boards
Emilie:  this is not a drill
***
Leclerc Sibling Group Chat (Members: Arthur, Isabelle, Charles and Lorenzo)
Lorenzo: Belle,  you’re getting the gifts sorted, right?
Arthur: And can you find a tree?
Arthur:  The one last year was kinda sad.
Charles: Maybe get the ornaments too?
Charles:  Some of them broke last year when Arthur dropped the box.
Arthur: NOT MY FAULT
Charles: Was totally your fault.
Arthur: Ok but Belle dropped it first and I just caught it badly.
Arthur:  Not 100% my fault.
Isabelle: I can get a tree.
Isabelle: But I thought we were all doing gifts separately this year?
Lorenzo: It’s easier if you just coordinate it.
Charles: Yeah like last year.
Arthur: You have the spreadsheets.
Charles: Exactly.
Lorenzo: I’ll send you money for my part.
Arthur: Same ***
Max knew Isabelle liked things to be done properly.
He just hadn’t realized how much of Christmas rested entirely on her shoulders—until he saw it for himself.
He leaned against the kitchen doorway, arms folded, watching as she moved through the room in a practiced, exhausted sort of rhythm. No music playing, no humming, no bright Christmas energy — just quiet determination.
The dining table was buried under piles of wrapping paper, tissue, and scotch tape.
 The counters were cluttered with cookie tins she had baked and labeled herself— and he knew she had stayed up until two in the morning last night finishing them.
"Belle," Max said quietly. "When was the last time you sat down?"
She didn’t answer right away, too busy fiddling with the tags on a stack of presents. Her movements were brisk, mechanical, like she was running on autopilot.
"I’m almost done," she mumbled.
Max pushed off the doorframe, crossing the room to her. "That's not what I asked."
Isabelle finally looked up at him, and he caught it then — the dark circles under her eyes, the way her shoulders sagged under the weight of it all.
"I have to finish," she said, voice soft but firm. "There’s still the place settings for dinner, and I have to make sure the boys’ gifts are packed up, and if I don’t do the grocery shopping today, no one will—"
She cut herself off with a frustrated little breath, pressing her fingers to her temple.
Max felt something sharp and angry twist in his chest — but not at her.
 At them.
 At the way her family didn’t even seem to notice how much she did. How much she gave.
"Why does it all fall on you?" he asked, gentler now.
Isabelle shrugged. A small, defeated motion.
"Because if I don’t do it," she whispered, "nobody will."
And Max realized, all at once, that Christmas wasn’t a magical time for Isabelle.
 It was work. It was duty. It was trying to make sure everyone else felt special, even if it meant breaking herself in the process.
He reached out and tugged the ribbon from her hands, letting it drop onto the table.
"Enough," he said quietly.
"But—"
"Belle." His voice left no room for argument. "Enough."
Her lip wobbled, just a little, and Max swore he felt his heart crack.
He pulled her into his chest, tucking her head under his chin, and just held her.
 Held her like he could carry the exhaustion for her, even if only for a moment.
"You don’t have to do everything," he murmured. "You shouldn’t have to."
"I just… I want it to be nice," she whispered into his shirt. "For them."
Max kissed the top of her head, fierce and aching with love, unable to come up with an answer to that.
***
Text Conversation: Max Verstappen & Emilie Abadie
Max: You know what’s actually insane?
Emilie: That you’re obsessed with my best friend?
Max: That Isabelle plans EVERYTHING and no one even notices.
Emilie: Oh. That. Yeah, it’s infuriating.
Max: Charles, Arthur, Lorenzo, their mom— they just assume things magically happen.
Emilie: The best part? If she ever didn’t plan something, they’d all just stand around confused like, “Oh, I thought you handled it.”
Max: And she’d probably still feel bad and fix it for them.
Emilie: EXACTLY.
Max: How has she not quit being the family event planner?
Emilie: Because she’s too nice. And apparently, someone has to be the responsible one.
Max: No, but really. Why is she the one who always has to book everything?
Emilie: Because if she doesn’t, nobody will.
Max: They’d just show up at an airport with no flights booked.
Emilie: Or try to go to a fully booked restaurant like, “Oh, you need reservations?”
Max: It’s actually painful to think about.
Emilie: The best was when Arthur’s girlfriend was like, “It’s so cute how he planned our anniversary dinner.”
Max: No. Don’t tell me—
Emilie: ISABELLE BOOKED IT.
Max: I refuse to believe this.
Emilie: She even picked out the gift.
Max: Arthur better be eternally grateful.
Emilie: Oh, no. He just went, “Oh yeah, great,” and moved on with his life.
Max: …I need a moment.
Emilie: I KNOW.
Max: Does anyone EVER actually thank her??
Emilie: Not really. They just assume she enjoys it.
Max: What if she doesn’t?
Emilie: Then she suffers in silence because if she stops, everything falls apart.
Max: I actually hate this.
Emilie: Welcome to my world.
***
Leclerc Family Group Chat
(Members: Arthur, Isabelle, Charles, Lorenzo and Pascale)
Pascale: Good afternoon my loves!
Pascale: Isabelle, have you finalized the menu for Christmas Eve yet?
Lorenzo: And did you book the restaurant for Christmas Day lunch?
Arthur: Also, did you grab the tree yet?
Pascale: Don’t forget to wrap the presents nicely this year.
Pascale:  Remember last year? Arthur’s wrapping was a disaster.
Arthur: HEY
Arthur:  you gave me like five minutes and no tape!!
Pascale: Also, Isabelle, can you remind everyone about the dress code for Christmas Eve?
Pascale: I want a nice family photo this year. No jeans.
Pascale: I want it to feel festive, but tasteful.
Arthur: CAN I WEAR A CHRISTMAS SWEATER WITH A DINOSAUR
Charles: Maman will actually murder you. 
Lorenzo: And you’re getting gifts for the cousins, right? Maman said you handled it best last year.
Pascale: And don’t forget to bake some of those little cinnamon cookies your brothers love!
Isabelle: Sure.
Isabelle: I’ll handle it.
***
The smell hit him first.
Warm, rich, spicy — the kind of scent that wrapped around your senses and pulled you straight into childhood memories.
 Max inhaled without thinking… and then frowned.
Cinnamon.
He stepped into the kitchen, fully expecting to find Isabelle humming or maybe sneakily sampling cookies fresh from the oven.
Instead, he found her hunched over the counter, moving carefully as she arranged rows of golden-brown cookies onto a cooling rack. Her sleeves were pushed up, her hair pinned back messily. There was flour on her cheek.
And a deep, angry rash beginning to creep up the side of her wrist.
Max's heart dropped.
"Belle," he said sharply, striding over. "What are you doing?"
She jumped, startled, nearly dropping the spatula.
"Max! You scared me."
He caught her hand before she could hide it behind her back. The rash was worse up close — red and inflamed, already beginning to welt. He knew the signs; Isabelle was allergic to cinnamon. Had been since she was a kid.
"You're having a reaction," he said, keeping his voice steady even as his blood simmered with frustration. "Why are you—?"
She gave a small, guilty shrug, trying to tug her hand back.
"It's just a little," she muttered. "It’s fine. I washed my hands a lot. I’ll take something after."
"Belle."
"They like them," she said, almost defensively. "Arthur, Lorenzo and Charles always ask for them. I didn’t want to disappoint them."
Max stared at her, the cookies cooling between them, the kitchen warm and bright but the air between them unbearably heavy.
"You’re allergic," he said, low and rough. "You're hurting yourself. For cookies."
"For my brothers," she corrected softly. "They don't even realize I can't eat them."
The words slipped out, unguarded, and Max felt them land like a punch to the chest.
They didn't even realize.
She baked them every year anyway.
Because she loved them. Because she thought that was what love meant — giving and giving, even when it cost her.
He closed his eyes, the fury, hot and immediate. 
All the work, all the care, all the quiet sacrifices—things her family didn’t even see unless they went undone.
Max opened his eyes and pulled a bowl away from her, setting it firmly on the counter.
"No," he said.
Isabelle blinked up at him, startled. "No?"
"No more," Max repeated. "You’re not doing this. Not for them. Not when it hurts you."
"But—"
Max cupped her face, ignoring the faint cinnamon dust on her cheek.
"I love how much you care," he said, voice low, steady. "I love how much you want things to be perfect for everyone. But you deserve someone who thinks about you, too."
He saw the way her throat bobbed, the way her lashes fluttered like she was trying not to cry.
"You don’t have to earn their love, Belle," Max whispered. "You don’t have to set yourself on fire just to keep them warm."
And for a long moment, neither of them moved.
 The oven beeped in the background, forgotten.
Finally, Isabelle sagged into him, her forehead pressing into his chest, her hands fisting lightly in his sweater.
Max wrapped his arms around her, holding her together because he knew she’d spent so long holding everyone else.
****
Text Messages: Max Verstappen & Emilie Abadie
Max: Your best friend is insane.
Emilie: I assume this isn’t about the fact she alphabetizes her spice rack?
Max: No.
Max:  She’s baking cinnamon cookies.
Max:  FOR HER BROTHERS.
Max:  SHE’S ALLERGIC TO CINNAMON.
Emilie: Oh god.
Emilie:  Again???
Max: AGAIN???
Max:  THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR???
Emilie: Max, breathe.
Emilie: Yes.
Emilie: She does it every year because Arthur and Charles expect it and she doesn’t want to “ruin Christmas.”
Max: THIS ISN’T FUCKING NORMAL.
Max:  SHE’S HAVING A REACTION.
Max:  FROM COOKIES.
Max:  THAT SHE IS MAKING FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T EVEN NOTICE.
Emilie: Yeah.
Emilie: Welcome to the Leclerc family dynamic.
Emilie: You’re catching up.
Max: No.
Max:  Absolutely not.
Max:  I’m burning the cinnamon.
Max:  I’m throwing the cookies out the window.
Max:  I’m locking her in a room with antihistamines and telling Arthur to choke on store-bought biscuits.
Max:  How has nobody told her she doesn’t have to kill herself for them?
Emilie: Because she thinks love is earning your place.
Emilie: Not just existing and being enough.
Emilie:She’s never really had anyone who told her otherwise.
Max: She does now.
Emilie: Good.
Emilie: Because she deserves better.
Emilie: And if you ever need backup setting fire to the cinnamon cookies, I’m free.
Max: Might take you up on that.
***
Group Chat: Santa’s Elves
(Members: Max, Victoria, Tom and Sophie) 
Victoria: okay troops
Victoria:  Christmas dinner plan is a GO
Victoria:  assignments incoming
Tom: I’m ready
Tom:  already bought festive beer Tom:  and the good wine Tom:  you’re welcome
Sophie: 😂 Love the enthusiasm, Tom
Max: what’s my job? Max: …please nothing that involves cooking
Victoria: relax Victoria: you’re on babysitting duty Victoria: keep the kids alive while we finish food
Max: Easy Max:  i’m their favorite anyway 😎
Sophie: Confirmed.
Sophie:  The boys like Max better than Tom and me combined.
Tom: 😑 i’m buying more wine to cope
Victoria: Mom is doing the main course (queen)
Victoria:  I’m doing the cheeseboard and table set up
Victoria:  Tom’s on drinks duty
Victoria:  Max is kid-wrangling + ordering dessert from that bakery we like
Max: got it
Max:  will order tomorrow morning
Max:  anything specific?
Sophie: something chocolate. always chocolate.
Victoria: and something pretty for Instagram pls
Victoria:  priorities
Tom: if it looks good but tastes bad that’s your fault, Vic
Victoria:  you’re on thin ice
Max: if you two fight the kids are judging
Sophie: The kids already judge
Sophie:  you should hear the Luka critique Tom’s hot chocolate skills
Tom: As long as Max doesn’t set anything on fire we’re good this christmas
Max: no promises 🔥
***
Max’s suitcase was by the door, neat and ready, like always.
She sat on the edge of the couch, fingers curled around a mug of tea she wasn’t drinking, pretending the ache in her chest was just from the cold — not from the knowledge that he was leaving, and she was staying.
They had never made a big thing out of it. They had agreed months ago: Christmas with their own families.
 She hadn’t wanted to impose. And truthfully, she hadn’t thought she was allowed to want anything else.
Max crossed the room, zipping up his jacket, his steps slow like he didn’t want to leave either.
"You sure you’ll be okay?" he asked softly, crouching in front of her, his hand coming to rest on her knee.
Isabelle smiled, small and careful.
"Yeah," she lied. "It’s just a few days."
Max’s gaze didn’t move from her face. He was too good at reading her now — too good at seeing the spaces between what she said and what she meant.
"You’re dreading it."
It wasn’t a question.
She let out a quiet breath and looked down into her tea.
"They mean well," she said, which wasn’t really true. "They just... expect things. And it’s always a lot. No matter how much I do, it never feels like enough."
Max reached for her hand. He held it carefully, like it might crumble if he wasn’t gentle.
"You don’t have to do it all," he said. "You can say no."
Her throat tightened. "Not with them. You know that."
He didn’t argue.
Just brushed his thumb over her knuckles.
"You want me to stay?"
The words were so quiet she almost missed them.
Her eyes shot up to his, wide and startled. "What?"
Max smiled — soft, knowing. "I’d stay. If you asked."
And oh, she wanted to. God, she wanted to.
But she couldn’t be the reason he missed his family.
 The one that actually showed up. The one that divided the work. The one that loved him without conditions.
"You should go," she whispered. "They’ll be waiting."
Max nodded, though his hand didn’t let go of hers right away.
"You text me," he said firmly. "Whenever you need to. If it gets too much. If you just want to vent. Anything."
Isabelle nodded. "I will."
Max leaned in, kissed her forehead — slow and lingering — then pressed his mouth to her temple, like he was trying to pass all his steadiness into her through the skin.
"You come to me the moment you need a break, okay?"
"Okay," she whispered.
And then he was gone — suitcase in hand, footsteps echoing down the hall, the door clicking shut behind him.
She sat in the quiet, tea still untouched, the weight of the upcoming holiday settling back over her like a too-heavy coat.
A few days.
 She could survive a few days.
Even if it meant smiling through disappointment.
 Even if it meant being everyone’s glue while no one held her together.
She stared at the blinking Christmas lights, silent and still, and braced herself.
***
The pet carrier sat on the passenger seat, tiny but somehow loud, the small bundle inside meowing indignantly every few seconds.
"I know, I know," Isabelle murmured, glancing over as she pulled into the underground parking. "Almost there, little one. Just hold on."
The breeder had handed her the kitten that morning, wrapped up in a soft blanket, small and wriggling and so full of attitude that Isabelle had immediately thought, Yes. You’re perfect for us.
A Bengal — fiery little spirit, spotted coat shining under the winter sun, with eyes so impossibly blue they hardly looked real.
Max was going to lose his mind.
She smiled to herself as she carried the carrier carefully up the elevator to the apartment. The plan was simple: keep the kitten separated from Sassy and Jimmy for a few days. Let her adjust. Let them adjust.
Slow introductions, every guide said. Boundaries.
She set the carrier down in the guest bedroom, heart pounding with excitement.
"You have a few days to settle in before Max gets back," Isabelle whispered, unlocking the carrier door. "Nice and quiet. No stress."
The kitten immediately barreled out of the carrier, straight into her lap, climbing up Isabelle’s chest like she was a mountain to be conquered.
Isabelle laughed, steadying her with gentle hands.
"You’re trouble already," she murmured fondly.
She sat with the kitten for a while, letting her explore the little setup — litter box, toys, cozy blankets. Everything ready.
Then came the problem.
The door.
She had just cracked it open to slip out quietly when two familiar blurs appeared: Jimmy first, then Sassy, both clearly having heard the new sounds and smells.
Sassy sat elegantly just outside the threshold, blinking slowly. Jimmy practically vibrated with excitement, already chirping.
"Not yet," Isabelle whispered. "You’re supposed to meet her later, carefully, slowly—"
The kitten, of course, had other plans.
Before Isabelle could stop her, she wobbled toward the door on still-clumsy legs, let out one fierce little meow, and plopped herself directly in front of Sassy.
For a split second, Isabelle panicked, heart racing.
And then—
Sassy lowered her head slowly, gave the kitten a long, inspecting sniff... and purred.
Isabelle blinked.
 Jimmy, emboldened, bounded forward and nudged the kitten with his nose.
The kitten immediately batted at Jimmy’s ear, clearly delighted, and Jimmy flopped onto his side with a happy trill, inviting her to climb all over him.
Isabelle stood frozen, watching her careful, responsible plan unravel in real time — and somehow turn into magic.
The kitten was already nuzzling into Sassy’s side, purring like a tiny engine.
 Jimmy rolled onto his back, paws waving playfully in the air.
There was no hissing. No swatting. No stress.
Just acceptance.
 Immediate, unquestioning.
A soft lump rose in Isabelle’s throat.
They already loved her.
 No slow introductions needed. No hesitation.
Just home.
Isabelle knelt down carefully, heart full to bursting, and whispered:
"Well. That was easy."
The kitten squeaked and headbutted her hand.
 Jimmy chirped again.
 Sassy blinked at her like, obviously.
Isabelle laughed, feeling lighter than she had in weeks.
Within minutes, the kitten was curled up between Sassy and Jimmy, purring so loudly her tiny body vibrated.
Belle pressed her hand to her chest, overwhelmed by how right it all felt.
Max was going to lose his mind. In the best way.
She snapped a quick photo — Jimmy snoring, the kitten sprawled across his paw, Sassy watching them both with regal approval — and saved it carefully.
Not sending it yet.
 Wanting Max to be surprised in person.
This — this little chaotic, purring pile of love — was the Christmas she wanted to give him.
Home.
 Family.
 Peace.
Exactly what he deserved.
Exactly what they deserved.
***
The house was warm with the scent of cinnamon and pine, the soft hum of holiday music playing in the background. Wrapping paper littered the floor as Victoria’s two-year-old son toddled between family members, showing off his new toy car, while her boyfriend sat on the couch, trying (and failing) to assemble a playset.
Max sat beside his mother, watching the scene unfold, a rare moment of quiet as the chaos of Christmas morning settled. He reached into the pile of gifts beside him and pulled out a simple, tasteful gift bag.
“Here,” he said, holding it out to Victoria. “This is from Isabelle.”
Victoria looked up from where she was helping her son unwrap another gift. “Isabelle got me something?”
Max shrugged like it was no big deal. “Well, technically for the baby.”
Victoria’s expression softened, and she took the bag, carefully peeling back the tissue paper. Inside was a collection of delicate baby clothes—soft cotton onesies, tiny knitted socks, and an elegant, hand-stitched blanket in muted pastels. She pulled out a small note tucked inside.
For your little girl, with love – Belle.
Victoria stared at it for a long moment before shaking her head with a fond smile. “Max.”
“What?”
She looked up at him, her eyes full of something knowing. “You know I love her, right?”
Max exhaled, shifting uncomfortably in his seat. “I figured.”
“No, I mean it,” Victoria pressed. “She’s… she’s perfect for you.”
Their mother, who had been watching quietly, nodded in agreement. “She is.”
Victoria placed the baby blanket back in the bag, then met Max’s eyes again. “You should marry her.”
Max blinked, feeling his heart stutter for just a second. He didn’t say anything at first, just rolled the thought over in his mind—something he had already done a lot lately.
His silence didn’t go unnoticed. Victoria’s gaze sharpened. “Oh my God. You have been thinking about it.”
Max exhaled through his nose, leaning back against the couch. “I mean… yeah.”
Victoria lit up like a Christmas tree. “Max!”
Their mother smiled knowingly. “You love her.” It wasn’t a question.
Max ran a hand through his hair, a little overwhelmed but not denying it. “I do.”
“So what’s stopping you?” Victoria pressed.
Max sighed, shaking his head. “Nothing, really. I just—I want to do it right.”
Victoria hummed. “Meaning?”
“Meaning I don’t want her to feel like it’s rushed. Or that I’m just asking because things are good now, but I haven’t thought about what comes after.” He hesitated. “I know what comes after. And I still want it.”
Victoria’s expression softened even more. “That’s kind of the whole point of marriage, Max.”
“I know.” He ran a hand through his hair. “It’s just… I don’t want her to doubt it, even for a second.”
Victoria gave him a long look, then smiled. “She won’t.”
Max exhaled, rubbing at the tension in the back of his neck. “She might. Her family—”
“Is a mess,” Victoria finished for him. “Yeah, I know. But that’s exactly why she’ll believe you. You’re showing her something different. Stability. Love. Someone who actually puts her first.”
Max swallowed, something tight in his throat. “Yeah.”
Victoria smirked. “Also, I’d pay good money to see Charles’ face when you tell him.”
Max let out a short laugh, shaking his head. “Yeah, that’ll be… something.”
“You should do it at a race weekend. Really put him on the back foot.”
“Victoria.”
“What? It’d be funny.”
Max rolled his eyes, but there was no real annoyance behind it. His sister had a point, even if she was enjoying the idea of Charles' reaction a little too much.
After a moment, Victoria nudged him with her foot. “So? You gonna do it?”
Max sighed, but there was a small smile tugging at the corner of his lips. “Yeah,” he said finally. “I think I am.”
***
Christmas with the Leclercs had always been... complicated.
Isabelle wasn’t naïve enough to expect magic anymore.
 Not after years of being an afterthought.
 Not after years of achievements brushed aside in favor of louder, brighter celebrations for her brothers.
Still— Some small, stubborn part of her had hoped this year would be different.
She had spent days picking out gifts — careful, thoughtful gifts — ones that showed she knew them, that she cared. A rare edition of sneakers from a brand Arthur loved. A custom wine set for Lorenzo. A framed photo restoration for her mother. A new golf carry bag for Charles, with his initials embroidered onto it. 
Things that mattered.
And in return? 
A wall calendar from her mother. (Dogs in silly costumes. Not even horses. Not even cats. Nothing she liked. The tag read simply: "For your office, so you can keep better track of things. Love, Maman.")
A  gift card to a random electronics store she never shopped at from Lorenzo. 
A keychain shaped like a tire from Charles. ("Because you’re a Leclerc too, Isabelle, you’re part of the racing spirit, right?") 
And then from Arthur, the piece de resistance: A crop top. Tight. Neon pink. (“Saw it on sale and thought — this is way more fun than all the beige you wear!”)
Gifts that said: We don’t know you. We didn’t try.
Isabelle kept her smile pinned in place all through the day, all through the polite clinking of glasses and the endless, thoughtless chatter.
She had smiled, folded it carefully, and said thank you.
Because that’s what she always did.
Be the good gril. The grateful quiet sister. Regardless of how much it hurt. 
Still, as soon as she could go…
Belle went home. 
The door clicked shut behind her with a final, hollow sound.
The apartment was silent except for the soft pad of paws across hardwood.
The kitten darted toward her first, meowing indignantly. Jimmy and Sassy followed, blinking sleepily from their place curled up on the couch.
Isabelle dropped her keys on the counter.
Kicked off her shoes.
She made it three steps toward the living room before her legs gave out.
She sank to the floor — cold against the wood — and buried her face in her hands.
The tears came fast. Hot. Helpless.
Not just for today.
For all the Christmases before it.
For all the years spent trying to earn a place she should’ve already had.
She didn't sob.
No messy gasps for air.
Just silent, shaking tears that soaked her palms and blurred the world around her.
The kitten crept onto her lap first, purring loudly, headbutting her arm. Jimmy slunk in next, nudging her side with his nose.
Sassy stretched lazily, then trotted over and curled against her knees.
They didn't ask for anything.
They just stayed.
Isabelle curled into the weight of them — warm and grounding — clutching the kitten to her chest like a lifeline.
"I'm sorry," she whispered into his fur. "I'm sorry for expecting anything different."
The cats purred louder, blanketing her in their soft, unbothered love.
Somewhere deep down, she knew Max would be home in a few days. He would take one look at her, see right through her smile, and pull her into his arms without asking any questions.
He always did.
But for now— It was just her. And them.
And maybe that was enough.
Maybe it had to be.
***
The days stretched out, slow and heavy.
Max wouldn’t be home until the 27th.
That left her in the quiet.
No clinking glasses. No forced smiles. No careful pretending.
Just her.
And the kitten, curled against her chest more often than not. And Jimmy, draped dramatically over her lap. And Sassy, perched like a soft guardian nearby.
She didn't even turn on the TV. The blinking Christmas lights stayed unplugged. The gifts — the ugly, hollow things — sat untouched on the kitchen counter, still half-wrapped.
Isabelle moved through the apartment like a ghost.
Feeding the cats. Watering the plants. Existing.
And the thing was... it didn't feel like peace.
It felt like grief.
Grief for the girl who had tried so hard.
Grief for all the years she had believed that if she just did a little more — gave a little more — loved a little louder — she would finally be enough.
She found herself curled on the couch one night, knees to her chest, staring out at the glittering lights of Monaco beyond the glass balcony doors.
The kitten kneaded her sweater, purring obliviously.
Jimmy snored softly against her feet.
And somewhere deep inside, a small, painful thought broke free:
"I can't do this anymore."She whispered it aloud, her voice cracking."I can't keep pretending it doesn't hurt."
Her chest tightened, her throat closing.
"I can't keep loving people who don't love me back the way I need."
The admission shattered something inside her.
It was terrifying — it felt like giving up.
But it also felt... honest.
Real.
Necessary.
She wiped at her cheeks with shaking hands, breathing hard.
The kitten headbutted her chin, making her laugh — a raw, broken sound.
"I need help," she whispered into the empty apartment. "I need... someone to help me figure out how to stop doing this to myself."
The kitten purred louder.
 Sassy hopped up onto the back of the couch and flopped across her shoulders with a regal little grunt.
 Jimmy rolled onto his back and batted at her ankle.
Not demanding. Not needing her to earn anything.
Just there.
Isabelle closed her eyes, letting the tears fall without fighting them anymore.
And when she opened them again — when she sat up, cradling the kitten against her chest — she wasn’t thinking about the next Christmas, or the next gathering, or the next thing she had to survive.
She was thinking about tomorrow.
One day.
One step.
Maybe she could call a therapist. Maybe she could start small — just talking. Maybe she could start choosing herself for once.
She wasn’t sure yet.
But for the first time, she wasn’t thinking "how do I fix them?" She was thinking "how do I heal me?"
***
The second he opened the door, Max knew something was wrong.
The apartment was dark. Too quiet, except for the soft, broken sounds he couldn't place at first.
He dropped his bag without thinking, heart thudding painfully against his ribs, and moved quickly down the hall.
And there she was.
Isabelle.
Curled up in a tight ball on the couch, knees to her chest, face buried in a pillow.
Crying.
Not loud, racking sobs.
 Not the kind of tears she could hide behind a tight smile and a polite "I'm fine."
The real ones. The ones she never let anyone else see.
Max's chest cracked wide open.
He crossed the room in two strides, crouching beside her without hesitation.
"Belle," he said, voice breaking. "I'm here. I'm here, Schatje."
She lifted her head slowly, her face blotchy and pale, her eyes swollen from crying.
And then, hoarse and desperate, she whispered:
"I need therapy."
Max swallowed hard.
"I need a therapist," she said again, voice trembling. "I can't—I can't do this anymore. I can't keep pretending it doesn't hurt."
Max didn’t say anything.
 He just gathered her into his arms, pulling her against his chest like she was something breakable, precious.
She clutched at his hoodie like a drowning girl grabbing a lifeline.
"I can’t fix it," she whispered against him. "No matter how good I try to be, it’s never enough. I’m so tired, Max. I’m so tired."
Max kissed her hair, his hands moving gently up and down her back, trying to soothe, to anchor.
"You don't have to fix anything," he murmured. "Not for them. Not for anyone. I'm so proud of you for saying it out loud, Belle. I'm so proud of you."
She sobbed then — real, gasping sobs — and he just held her tighter, rocking her gently like she was something he could shelter from the whole fucking world.
It was minutes, maybe longer, before the crying started to ease, the shaking in her body slowing to small, exhausted tremors.
Only then did he notice the movement out of the corner of his eye.
A tiny, curious kitten stood perched on the arm of the couch, blinking at him with wide, impossibly blue eyes.
 Spotted, fierce-looking, all attitude in a body that barely fit in his hand.
She meowed loudly, clearly offended at being ignored.
Max blinked, stunned.
"Belle," he said softly, half-laughing through the ache in his chest. "Is that—?"
Isabelle sniffled, curling closer into him.
"Your Christmas present," she whispered. "I got her for you."
Max smiled, the kind of smile that hurt because it was too full, too much.
The kitten — tiny menace that she was — marched straight onto his lap without hesitation, climbed up his arm, and flopped against his chest like she belonged there.
Jimmy and Sassy appeared a second later, trotting over with soft chirps, their tails high and proud. Like they were presenting the newest member of the family for inspection.
Max pressed another kiss to Isabelle’s hair and looked down at the kitten sprawled across him.
"She’s perfect," he said simply.
Isabelle let out a broken little laugh — the smallest flicker of something lighter — and Max kissed her again, over and over, soft and steady.
"You’re not alone anymore," he whispered against her temple. "You don't have to carry it by yourself. We’ll find you someone good. We’ll do it together."
She nodded against him, the tiniest, exhausted nod.
And Max stayed right there — one arm around Isabelle, one hand cradling the tiny, fierce little kitten — anchoring them both.
Because they were his family.
 And he was never letting them go.
***
The world slowed down after Christmas.
Not in the way it had when she was alone — heavy, suffocating — but in a quieter, gentler way.
Because Max stayed.
He didn’t try to fix her with grand gestures.
 He didn’t try to force her to smile or pretend she was okay.
He just took care of her.
Small, steady things.
Waking up early to make coffee before she even stumbled out of bed.
Filling the fridge with all her favorite food without asking.
Curling up with her on the couch, half-watching bad movies while the new kitten climbed all over them, fearless and bright.
They spent an entire afternoon sprawled on the living room floor, arguing over names.
"Sassy and Jimmy are named after Monaco clubs," Max pointed out, gently prying the kitten off his sleeve for the tenth time. "It’s tradition now."
Isabelle smiled — a real one, small and unsteady but there.
"Lilly, then," she said after a while, watching the kitten attack Jimmy’s tail with wild enthusiasm. "After Lilly’s."
Max grinned, reaching out to scratch behind the kitten’s ear.
She immediately tried to bite his finger.
"Perfect," he said. "A little chaos queen."
"Lilly it is," Isabelle said softly, scooping the tiny, purring bundle into her arms.
Lilly. Sassy.  Jimmy.
Home.
***
Four days after Christmas, Emilie showed up.
She barely made it two steps inside the apartment before pulling Isabelle into a hug so fierce it knocked the breath out of her.
"You should’ve called me," Emilie muttered into her hair.
"I’m okay," Isabelle said, though it came out thin.
Emilie pulled back just enough to look at her, eyes sharp. "You shouldn’t have to be."
Max gave them space, drifting into the kitchen with Jimmy and Lilly trailing at his heels. (Sassy remained queenly on the back of the couch, surveying her kingdom.)
Emilie spotted the pile of gifts Isabelle had dropped on the counter — the ridiculous calendar, the generic gift card, the keychain, the pink crop top — and went still.
She picked up the crop top between two fingers, like it might bite her.
"This," Emilie said slowly, "is an insult."
Isabelle laughed, but it cracked around the edges.
Emilie turned, her eyes blazing now.
"They don't deserve you."
The words landed harder than Isabelle expected.
Not because they were cruel.
 Because they were true.
She opened her mouth to deflect — to say it wasn’t that bad, that they didn’t mean to hurt her — but Emilie just shook her head.
"No. None of that. You gave them everything, Belle. Thoughtful gifts. Time. Care. And they couldn’t even be bothered to see you."
Isabelle felt her throat tighten painfully.
"You’re not asking for too much," Emilie said fiercely. "You’ve never asked for too much. You just wanted to matter."
The tears came fast and hot, blurring the kitchen into light and shadow.
Emilie stepped closer, squeezing her shoulders.
"You do matter," she said. "Just not to people who only know how to take."
Behind them, Max hovered silently, a plate of cookies in his hand, his eyes soft and steady.
He didn’t interrupt.
Didn’t add anything.
He just stayed.
Exactly what she needed.
Exactly what she deserved.
Later, after Emilie left with promises of vengeance and an ominous "Just say the word and I will rain hellfire on all of them," Isabelle curled up on the couch with Max, Jimmy, Sassy, and little Lilly wriggling between them.
Max pulled a blanket over both of them, tucking her into his side without a word.
Isabelle let herself lean into him, breathing him in — warmth and safety and home.
Maybe the family she was born into would never see her the way she wished.
But the one she was building?
The one that showed up — not because they had to, but because they wanted to?
That family was hers.
 And she was enough for them.
 Exactly as she was.
***
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januaryembrs · 1 year ago
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YOU'RE TOO SWEET FOR ME | Spencer Reid x Sunshine!Reader
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Request: @avis-writeshq says -
HELLO HELLO jumping on your 2k celebration reqs because 2K OMG SO DESERVED ‼️🫶
may i perhaps request a spencer reid x fem!reader fic please 🥹 maybe him post prison w new reader and she follows him around everywhere because she’s just instantly enamoured to him 🤭
thank you so so much lovely and congrats again !!!
Description: thirteen years in the fbi and ten weeks in prison does a number on Spencer, only when he arrives back in the office he meets the sunshine rookie that seems rather taken with him.
word length: 2.6k (this really ran away from me)
warnings: post-prison Reid, slightest age gap, Spencer dealing with coming home from prison, gun shooting?
authors note: hozier’s new song 'Too Sweet' + post-prison reid is a need, not a want.
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He smelled her french vanilla perfume before he even knew she was there. But then again, it was all he could smell the minute she waltzed into the office with a tray of coffee, like someone had stuck a sweet dessert in the oven and baked it on full. 
“Good morning!” She chirped, winding an arm over his shoulder and setting down a take out cup and a little chocolate donut on his desk, “Pen said you like chocolate, and I mean who doesn’t like chocolate, right?” 
She was potent when she was so close to him, and in one single breath he caught a whiff of her shampoo, before she had flitted over to her side of the desk that sat opposite his, where Morgan once sat. Noticing his hesitance, mistaking it for discontent she paused, almost spilling her own beverage over the potted plant she kept by her keyboard, scrambling to set it on the surface.
“Y-you do like chocolate right? I mean they had strawberry too, I can switch yours with JJ’s, I’m sure she wouldn’t mind-” She splurged, and her face was much too worried considering it was a matter of a donut, particularly considering he was already eying up the way the thick chocolate was melting in the pastry bag.
“Chocolate is great, I love…” He held up the bag to read the label with squinting hazel hues, “Cocoa Caramel delight,”
He had never heard of it.
He had never even seen this brand, but he wanted to quell her nerves even in the slightest. The BAU didn’t have the funds for a new keyboard, let alone time to send her to the ER if she ended up spilling her coffee over her hand. 
She seemed convinced, and he offered her a small smile, not exactly his most enthusiastic, but then again he hadn’t been much of a morning person since he’d come out of prison. He liked quiet, he liked a moment to himself before Penelope called them into the round table for briefing. But she was sweet, too sweet perhaps for the dark nature of their job. 
He could already see it chewing up her perky disposition and spitting her right back out within a year. It happened to the best of them.
But she smiled back at him, a million watt grin that made him think maybe he was being a little cruel. She was still brand new, still trying to make friends and he remembered how hard he tried when it had been his first few weeks on the team. He turned his gaze away from her in shame, reading the way she’d written his name on the cup in a pink sharpie, framing it with two doodle hearts. 
She all but skipped away, sensing he didn’t feel like talking much anymore, and he heard Emily exclaiming she was ‘A caffeine angel sent from the heavens,’ as she handed her the drink. He watched her braided hair disappear down the hall as she bounced over to Penelope’s lair. 
He picked at the cocoa caramel delight with a kind of self loathing he was familiar with, the french vanilla still a saccharine sugar in his nose. 
-
She caught him again; though this time he felt her bristle past his arm, watching the bullets pierce the target paper with an accuracy that only came from fourteen years of practice. 
“Do you reckon you could teach me how to do that?” Her cadence was light and airy, and he had to stop himself from jumping, from slamming the butt of the gun into her nose on reaction, because he knew she meant well, even though she had no idea how damaged he was.
He was still out of sorts from having to look over his shoulder at every second of the day, and he was surprised he was holding it together so far. He supposed shooting the shit out of a target helped.
Because it was just her, looking at him with soft eyes and a smile that could start wars, and he knew she had no idea the effect she had on the walls he’d tried so hard to build in prison. 
She must have mistook his look for annoyance, because she was quick to fumble with her own loaded gun, taking a step back in retreat, worried that she crossed some line she didn’t know he’d drawn.
“Or I could get Luke to show me, I didn’t mean to bother you, I just am really a shit shot and I know that’s pretty useless in the field-” It wasn’t until he flicked the safety on and took a step to follow her did she look at him again hopefully. 
“No, I’d be more than happy to show you,” He cleared his throat, setting his pistol in its holster and stepping behind her as she lined herself up for the fake body meant to resemble an unsub, “We all have to start somewhere. Show me your form,” 
She raised her arms up in front of her, aiming for a few seconds for the spot in the centre of the chest cavity, her finger reaching up for the trigger. 
She shot once, her face hardened for the first time he’d ever seen, and they both watched the paper rip about half a foot down the unsub’s leg. 
“See, in my head it’s hitting dead centre and then by the time I shoot it’s wiggling all over the place,” She explained, scratching her neck and frowning at the paper body, “I don’t suppose unsubs are willing to stand still and wait while the rookie figures out her shot,”
“Your hips are perfect, wide stance means you get more stability against the ricochet,” She tried not to simper at his words, or the way he sidled up behind her, his hands coming up to her shoulders as if he’d known her for years, as if JJ hadn’t told her how much he hated other people’s germs, “It’s in your shoulders you’re losing balance, try relaxing a little,”
But she couldn’t not when he was breathing down her neck, rubbing those long fingers over her shoulder blades trying to get her to straighten out her posture, hoping he couldn’t feel the way her chest rattled with nerves. 
“Relax,” He reminded, trying not to chuckle when he felt her shake her arms out as a means of hiding the way her skin had warmed under his rough touch, “You know, my unit chief taught me how to shoot. I wasn’t at all good at it when I first started,”
“Oh really?” She asked, her breaths feather light as he reached around her and adjusted her grip on the gun, “H-he must have been a good teacher,”
“He was the best,” Spencer agreed, brushing off the fact she was all but putty beneath his hands, “Three steps for the perfect shot; front sight, trigger press, follow through. Always keep your head forward, always keep your dominant finger ready, and wait until you’ve shot to drop your stance,” 
She looked up at him in admiration, and her soft smile was back as his own musk of laundry detergent and chamomile soap encompassed her as his arms did. 
He brought one of those big hands to the back of her head, moving her with gentle ease to look back at the target, a slight chuckle in his voice as he spoke: “Focus, what’s step number one?”
“Front sight,” She echoed him, fixing her shoulders with determination as he dropped his hands and stepped away from her. Taking a deep breath, she murmured to herself under her breath the next step as her forefinger rested over the trigger. She pulled it after a moment of courage, and froze in spot as she watched it hit where the stomach would sit. 
Not a perfect shot, but certainly a lot better than she had been doing. 
Her eyes widened behind the thick protective glasses, and her hands became fists above her head as she squealed in delight. 
“Did you see that- did you see!” She yelled over the sound proof ear muffs they both wore, and he was quick to grab the gun out of her swinging arms, clicking the safety on for her before she could end up blowing a hole in the ceiling. 
“Very good, give it a few months you’ll be a natural,” He complimented with a smile as she clapped her hands in glee, buzzing on the spot as if she’d chugged five energy drinks or doubled up on her coffee for the day. 
He tried ignoring the way his chest warmed seeing her so happy because of him, especially when she looked at him like that. 
--
“You said you needed those files, Dr Reid,” She’d appeared again, like she always did, and he had barely enough time to glance up from the paper he was already inspecting before he was hit by the perfume again, and he looked up to see two bright eyes watching him hopefully. Her arms were piled high with easily a box full of folders he had asked Anderson to find for him, and he saw the way she strained slightly to keep them held tight. 
“Jesus! Let me help you,” She prayed he couldn’t feel the way her heart thumping against the manilla folders as he leaned over to take them out of her grasp, the way her eyes fell to his light smattering of facial hair as his lips were little more than a few inches from hers. Even when his hands brushed hers, and he seemed to realise she was staring, watching her scramble to look somewhere else other than his amused eyes, embarrassed he’d caught her, “Thankyou. And just call me Spencer,” 
“Thankyou,” She echoed, shaking her head with a girlish smile on her face, her cheeks warm with humiliation, “I mean you’re welcome, any time,” 
For the sake of her self preservation he waited until she turned around to smile to himself, pretending he didn’t see the way she muttered under her breath, or that she almost walked straight into the filing cabinet on her hasty exit out of the office. 
“Seems like you have a shadow,” Emily’s voice met him as he heard her heeled footsteps approach, and they both watched their newest team mate almost bump right into JJ as she kept her head down, stroking her hair nervously, “She was super excited to meet you when you were away, said she went to one of your guest lectures you did with Hotch a couple years ago,”
His brows shot into his hairline, something warm flourishing in his chest when he saw her peek back to see the two of them watching her, and she immediately darted for her seat for an excuse to turn her back to them. 
Spencer smiled again, running a hand through his curled locks as if he was trying to think of something else other than the joy that had over come his features. 
She certainly was charming, in an incredibly girlish way, and he wasn’t the only one who thought it. He hadn’t heard Penelope giggling so much since Morgan had left, nor did he miss the way Rossi and Emily watched her darting around in the field, chasing after her as if she needed one of those leashes people had for toddlers.
Or the way Luke had had to talk her out of bringing a stray cat back to the BAU just two days ago because ‘it looked sad and lonely’. 
She was only eight years his junior, and yet he felt like the job had made him too hard, too mature, too tough against a softness like hers.
Girls had never really been interested in him, at least not for him as Spencer Reid, not as SSA Dr Reid. He had the occasional fling, even Maeve in the grand scheme of things had been a budding romance at best, and just the thought of Cat Adams viper-like eyes had him shuddering. 
He barely wanted anything to do with women at the moment, at least that was what he’d told himself every night he’d been fighting for his damn life in prison. 
But it was almost too easy to feel this way about her, like he couldn’t drink in her sweet smell or even sweeter voice fast enough, or bathe in her gaze that melted like rich chocolate when he took a glance her way. 
He didn’t bring it up with her until they were the last few people filing out of the office. 
“I can drive you,” She chirped, almost dropping the contents of her bag everywhere as she rooted for her car keys, and before he could protest, because it was like all he could see now was how eager to be around him she was and he wasn’t too sure he could keep himself from opening pandora’s box, she jingled her keys, that of course had crochet bluebells hanging from them and all but danced past him into the elevator. “Come on, you can have shotgun,” 
“I’ll be the only passenger, doesn’t that mean I automatically have shotgun?” He asked, following behind her as she stood in the elevator with a beaming smile, her finger clicking the ground floor button a bunch of times even though it made no difference how fast the doors closed. 
“Well, yeah, but it’s going to be the best shotgun you’ve ever had. I’m talking you can be Miss Daisy and I’ll be your Morgan Freeman,” And as if her spirit was infectious, he shook his head with a hidden chuckle.
There was a minute of silence between the two as she played with a loose thread on her cardigan, and it was then he took the chance to ask her the question that had been burning on his lips all day. 
“You didn’t by any chance go to University of Pennsylvania, did you?” Spencer asked, noting the way her eyes fell to the floor and how she licked her lips nervously.
“Yeah,” She replied cautiously, fingers clenched tightly around her keyring, “I know it’s not Caltech, but it was pretty good-”
“Didn't you see my lecture with Hotch?” He asked, and his smile widened tenfold when her hands slapped over her cheeks that burned with horror, moving quickly up to cover her eyes, “Little birdy told me you were quite excited to meet me-”
“Oh, Emily,” She groaned, burying her face in her palms, avoiding his teasing expression like the plague, “I knew, I knew she was going to tell you, I’m surprised she didn’t tell JJ first, unless she did and our whole team know I was some crazy girl who liked the FBI agents so much she switched her major,” 
“You switched your major for me?” He asked incredulously and he only laughed harder, one of the first times since he’d come home, when she groaned louder, turning away from him entirely. 
“Shut up, I did not swap my major for you,” She bit back, and she finally met his gaze, her expression an embarrassed wince, “I just… liked the material. You were very compelling,”
“Did you have a poster of us?” Spencer wanted to stop teasing, knew he was being a little cruel, but how could he resist when she shrieked in between laughter, shoving his shoulder with mortification.
“No,”
“Did you kiss Hotch’s picture before bed like an obsessive fangirl?” 
She gestured to him vulgarly as they left the elevator and headed for the car park, and it made a huge difference to the usual adoration she watched him with, but maybe, he thought, it made him like her even more. 
“No more shotgun for you, you’re going in the trunk like an old rug,” She snapped, though he could tell she was still horrified by the way she avoided his delighted hazelnut gaze. 
“Like an old rug?” He feigned hurt, but when they sat in her car, she finally looked over at him with something vulnerable and yet affectionate, like he’d seen her for all she was worth. He reached over the console to squeeze her hand gently, not missing the way her palm clammed beneath his and she struggled for words, so he continued for her, “That’s really no way to talk to your idol, you know,” 
Spencer swore his chest felt lighter than it had in months watching her laugh like that.
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dinogoofymutated · 1 year ago
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You want X-Men requests? Well, I think I've got a few kicking around for our favorite Cajun.
Ok, so this is NSFW but like...imagine overstimulated Gambit to the point where he can only speak garbled French? Idk, I think that's super hot.
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YES OMG YES. I absolutely love this idea I ran with it SO QUICK! I'm Southern, but not necessarily the Cajun flavor of Southern, so I tried to use a translator/dictionary for Cajun-French. There's not really a translator for cajun dialect specifically, so forgive me for some mistakes. I tried my best ;-;
Tw: MDNI. NSFW. Creampie, Overstim, Praise kink (kinda). Reader written while picturing AFAB but no genitals specified. No pronouns specified. Soft dom!reader
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Anyone looking outside-in on Gambit's relationships would think that the man is a player, due to his flirty nature, and he could be to an extent, but you know otherwise.
Remy LeBeau was a lover boy. Sure he showed out a lot by flirting, but at the end of the day it's you he's coming home to. The moment someone tries to make a move on him and flirting goes to touching, you know he's shutting that shit down quick.
He was all talk, and you were happy to find out that extends to the bedroom.
Now having said this, it's not that Remy was a liar. He's incredible at sex, but at the end of the day when he's with someone he truly loves, his walls come down. Loverboy was putty in your hands the moment you decided to grace him with your love and praise.
"Plus, donnez-m'en un de plus, s'il vous plaît." Remy is trembling underneath you, head tossed back into the pillow and twitching inside you still as he cums hard. His hands are clenched around your thighs, grip loose enough for you to grind on him slowly as he comes down from his high.
"Remy, I can't understand you." You say softly, cocking your head at him as you brush some hair out of his face. He leans into your touch, chest still heaving. He mumbles something else you can't quite catch, before repeating "donnez-m'en un de plus, donnez-m'en un de plus." Again and again.
"Reeemmmy~" You smile, rocking back against him just slightly to make him groan and curse, before leaning forward to kiss him on the chin. He tries to catch you in a real kiss, but you don't let him, choosing to hover over his lips teasingly. "English, please, sweetheart."
"Je commence Cher, don't tease." Remy whines, leaning forward again. You let him kiss you this time, unable to stop yourself from giving into Remy's charms. You grind onto him a little more to hear him moan and gasp into the kiss, and his grip on your thighs gets a little tighter. He mumbles again in Cajun, and you shake your head at him. He'd been trying to teach you, but you still weren't quite fluent. You decide you should ask him to teach you bedroom phrases soon. It'd make this a whole lot easier- but you wouldn't lie, you almost enjoy teasing him like this.
"One more, Cher. Please. Please, give me another one." Remy finally grunts. He looks at you with those pretty eyes of his, all blurry with his pupils dilated. You can't help but lean in and kiss him a few more times. You lift your hips, before sinking back down onto his cock with a little more force this time. He gasps out a broken "merci! merci," tears starting to trail down his cheeks as you start to ride him again.
"Oh- Only because you asked... so nicely." You moan. It's a struggle to get the words out, fighting your own oversensitivity, but hearing Remy crumble beneath you is worth how sore you would be in the morning ten times over.
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