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[yellowrabbitfurry]

HOLY SHIT HOLD ON- YOU MADE THIS!?!?!?

HERE IT IS: THE FINAL FULL SELF-iSH COSPLAY!

[yellow-computer-mouse]

um no google i don't think he is

[yellow-computer-mouse]

will wood tober day 1: the new normal

it's all gonna be utmv lmao

[izzyspussy]

You said asks so NO PRESSURE but since you said S1 RoyJamie I now can’t stop trying to imagine it with a more realistic Roy and/or whatever other departures from the zeitgeist you would enact 👀 👀 👀 if you wanted to say anything more about that that would be exciting

Okay so, re: my tags about it being different than everyone else's that you eyeballed like. Maybe I'm just too aromantic for All This, but the biggest reason I usually don't love the season 1 royjamies that are already out there is because I feel like they warm up to each other emotionally and catch feelings and all that way too fast and imho without much actual romancing? Like, they have sex a few times and then they're like okay I was totally wrong you've never done anything wrong in your life. Which like honestly....... boring.

And my second biggest issue is usually more with Jamie's characterization than Roy's! (I mean I do always wish people wouldn't slough off a lot of Roy's anger and other various Problems and all, but that's consistent lmao). But like season 1 fics make Jamie such a woob and a sadsack and take away his agency quite a bit, like all his bad behavior is someone else's fault - and like, okay, to a degree, I GUESS, but like...... idk man him having a reason to act that way doesn't make it less of a choice that he made.

I also think there's way too much emphasis on him being protected and rescued, which like, listen. I love a good romantic rescue as much as the next guy, but it was also something I really loved in the show that Jamie got to defend himself. He got to decide to be fed up, he got to fight back. And!! He always had a belligerent do-your-worst attitude, which he maintained all the way up through season 3 to the end!! I love that about him and I find it lacking in general, but especially in season 1 fics when it should be most present, when Jamie has the most people and reason to be defensive.

Anyway, back to the first thing. I do think that having sex with each other would change their perspectives of each other significantly, but not necessarily toward romance or even friendship. Like, their Feelings develop totally independently of their physical relationship! Besides which, I feel like there's this really interesting stage in any enemies-to-whatever type of relationship, especially when it starts with a (literal) Bang, where they stop seeing each other as The Enemy and start seeing each other as a living, breathing, vulnerable human being who they happen to be enemies with. And I feel like in a lot of enemies-to-whatever things that stage is sorely neglected, and I think it would be an ESPECIALLY interesting - and vital - stage for royjamie.

So if (IF) I ever wrote one myself, it would still start with a literal Bang. They'd impulsively have sex. Not exactly hate sex, because neither of them can really hate someone they're having sex with - but that's the perspective shift isn't it. They can't hate each other anymore, but that doesn't mean they start to like each other or even really care that much about each other.

So anyway, they would sleep together, and they'd both be way different in bed than they thought the other would be. And they're a little bit mean, not quite in a fun sexy way, but not quite enough to be hurtful either. And then they'd do it again a few times, and they'd be vastly humanized to each other. But they'd still be just coworkers with workplace tension who are fucking and also sometimes Jamie stays for dinner just because they both get lonely and it's only polite for whoever lives in the place they're at to offer. They're slightly more than tolerating each other. They're empathizing with each other and being incredibly intimate - off the clock - and it's a bit weird but a bit not weird and they're just going with it because. well. what else are you gonna do.

And then I'd have them stop sleeping together when Jamie gets transferred, without ever moving into that What Are We stage nevermind any further along than that. And then they become friends, semi-long distance. Texting and stuff. Kind of like the fic Waterfalls, which idr but might be gen. But also I'd probably have it even more of a slow burn than that, at least wrt Roy learning about James. Just because like... another thing I feel like happens a lot is that people have Character A find out about James and then suddenly they like Jamie after that and all. And I don't really like that either, I liked that they had all bonded at least a little before That Whole Thing in canon as well, and I'd want to keep that. OR maybe even bump it up a bit, but have them not suddenly be buddies after it. It would be interesting to explore mixed feelings on that front, where maybe Roy feels protective of Jamie and angry on his behalf, but without having a fully formed (if reluctant, at that point in canon) personal relationship with him.

But anyway so. It wouldn't really be enemies-to-lovers. It would be enemies-to-not-quite-strangers-who-fuck-and-are-intimate (I know allos cannot handle this concept, at least when I bring it up as something I want irl lmfao, they just don't get it! but listen. it happens, it can happen, and it can be pretty good too!), then half-hearted-enemies-again-to-friends, and then friends-to-lovers.

And WHO can say what I'd do or not do with Keeley. But I also hate when she gets just completely written out of the dynamic because I feel like that doesn't make a whole lot of sense and also is a bit boring. Even if it's not an OT3 endgame, I still feel like she should be all kinds of up in their business.

[yellow-computer-mouse]

...And If I Did, You Deserved It by Will Wood is such a Nightmare-coded song honestly.

"But I'm deserving every word they could begin to apply, at least they know now..."

"I'm poisonous, not toxic; I'll admit when I'm wrong, but only to be right,"

"Don't meet your idols... hey, fuck you, I'm your idol!"

"I'm a Cancer, I'm malignant, yeah, you wanna stay away! My heart's FUCKING empty and I'm trying to fill it up!! But it's not big enough for the both of us!"

[dootznbootz]

In response to your latest post (the one with sticks in the mud): Honestly i love this vibe you bring into the epic cycle, you're literally my fav blog on tumblr bc of how well you menage to ballance seriousness and silliness, love all your posts (especially water wife ones tho) <3

Oh, Thank you so much! That means so much! You're so kind, dear anon! I'm genuinely honored that you consider me a fave blog! <3 🥹

There are so many folks who AREN'T stuck in the mud but the folks who ARE usually are loud about it. And so it felt good to vent that out :D I'm NOT a professional or in school for classics/ancient history, so sometimes I get worried as the last thing I want to do is disrespect and/or screw up in that.

I've been told that I "woobify" when I'm definitely not trying to (at least in matters where there's nothing to woob. lol stuff gets dark ofc) and I...don't know if I do?? At least nothing TOO crazy. Ofc, you are soft with your loved ones, who isn't? That doesn't mean they don't do messed up things either.

I'm happy having fun and being silly! :D

And I love it when people join in!

[bthump]

wait, that makes me very curious as to your tastes. what do you look for in darker ships vs. what don't you enjoy?

Sure, I'm always happy to talk about what I'm into, thanks for asking. cutting this because it's just me navel gazing.

I think the biggest factor for me is how straightforward the power dynamic is vs whether it's subverted or weirdly convoluted. I find powerful evildoer/woob boring as hell 9 times out of 10. It's why I didn't properly ship Hannigram until season 3 when I realized that Hannibal was actually the pathetic woob of the relationship. And it's why Loustat doesn't really do anything for me, especially in the show - I really enjoy both characters, but Lestat's abusive patriarch to Louis' downtrodden depressed housewife is just not compelling to me.

The only times I can really get into straightforward evildoer/victim type dynamics is if I just want someone to torture my fave lol, and in those cases it's not about being emotionally invested in the ship, it's just about being kind of a sadist.

And like, one of the reasons I love griffguts is because Griffith is the colder, more aloof, more socially powerful one, and he's the one who ruins his own life over Guts and ends up in a torture chamber. I love the emotional vulnerability that's at odds with how he presents himself. And it's why I'm into Guts being toppy/dominant rather than Griffith, it's just more fun for me when the sexual dynamic is a reversal of the rest of the power dynamic. I want the king to get fucked by his loyal subject, rather than the king fucking his loyal subject, basically.

I'm also into like, bossy/confident/commanding sub bottoms, awkward dom tops, sub tops and dom bottoms, super powerful characters who turn into total subs in bed, etc. Yk, anything that isn't the traditional confident suave active dommy top/awkward naive passive subby bottom dynamic lol.

[yellow-computer-mouse]

this is normal will wood wdym

LIBERAL will wood

2econd 2ight 2QUEER (that was fun, goodbye)

the song with five GENDERS

LOVE IS LOVE, me normally

outliars and hypocrites: a fun fact about ASEXUALS

TRANSGENDER VISIBILITY day in vestal, ny (bones)

the MLM character

i/me/myself

against the SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE

becoming the LGBTQ+

LESBIAN'S angel (hurt people? hurt people?)

MS. capgras

10-4 6-up 5-oh cop-out pro-NOUNS

will wood and the TRANSGENDERS

[rottingmanifesto]

3 for the ask game. I love violence.

3. Description or worst take you’ve seen on Tumblr

2017 fanart for m3. The Lincoln x Giorgi shit is fucking WILD (and hilarious, admittedly). As for takes specifically, I think it’s more of the general “woob”ifying (which I define as the stripping of cultural, historical, and story-based context in favor of modern day standards and morals) that I see rather than any specific take— not a mafia-specific issue, to be clear, but still.

There’s also a few specifics but I’ll tell you in DMs if you wanna know

[polyhexianchicken]

SURPRISE. Merry Christmas/New Years message for you too! Another year, another countless amount of laughs and good moments. Whirl's always at the back of my head woobily woobing around, love how you write him and I look forward to more of the delightfully drunken and high CHICKEN MAN CHICKEN MAN CHICKEN MAAAAAAN

God damn, and just when I thought I could eacape that song 🤣 aaah thank youuu <3! On to another year of syncing braincells!

[zehl0w]

I think they would all have very obvious best girls

[zmediaoutlet]

If you still want something for that “fic you wish I’d write post”, I’ve always loved how you tend to remind people that Sam is a guy, despite fandoms attempt to feminize him a bit, and I’d love to see a fic kind of showcasing that more, if that makes any sense? It just feels like the fandom version of Sam who is a soft sweet cinnamon roll who’s very in touch with his emotions has taken over a bit and I love that your writing always makes an effort not to do that, and I always crave more of it <3 if you don’t wanna write a fic and instead just wanna talk about this in a post tho I’d be happy with that!

hey bud!

I don't know if I could write a whole-fic that's *about* that but I do try to just have it in any fic I do write, lol. It's an understanding that underpins every word, ideally. I just... really, really hate soft sweet cinnamon roll Sam. I hate spineless wobbly weepy woob!Sam. I hate Sam who pins on big anime eyes and goes, Dean, do you really--like me??? I hate christian lesbian Sam. I hate everything about whoever the fuck this guy is:

I really really love Sam Winchester, as he is on screen (big chunks of Dabb Era aside, lol), and idk why that's so. Hard to find. I was lamenting about this earlier -- why is it so hard to find a Sam who's just... tough and optimistic and determined and dorkily funny sometimes and long-suffering and who loves his brother and who doesn't really love anyone else and who stands tall on two legs and looks the world in the face, clear-eyed, and knows himself, and always and forever just stands up, no matter what? I love that guy. And every time I watch an episode I see him, leaping off the screen. Yeah, he goes through changes, and he's a different guy in s1 than he is in s4 and then s9 and then s13, but... he really is pretty coherent as a whole-text presentation, and that presentation is adult and masculine and fascinating. I'm not sure why the fanon where he's otherwise is so popular -- but then, fandom's always been more interested in itself than it is in the text.

[derekmorganscrocs]

Nancy Drew 2x7 Thoughts While Watching

SPOILER ALERT!

I’m gonna cut down on how much I actually because I’m starting to find myself not enjoying the show as much. ANYWAY here we go:

Yo what’s up with the intro-

GIRL WHAT MAKES YALL THINK STAYING IN THE MURDER ROOM IS A GOOD IDEA- AND YOURE TAKING THE PHONE WHO TF

DUDE I HATE THE TWO MEAN GIRLS THEYRE SO UGH BITCH JEN IS DEAD. “LeT hEr OuT” SHE’S GONE

Ooh investigator Nancy! Oh, investigator Nancy... organizing files. Yay. Hole punching...

CARSON DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE AGLACEA OMFG “wait- what?!”

CHRIST ODETTE WTF- George really said be gone thot! Nick is so concerned. AW BESS KNOWS NICKS COFFEE ORDER, BFFS! He knows, HE KNOWS!!

Nancy is like wtf are these girls doing here, how did they find me. She has disappointed big sister energy

The towels omg “it’s a little embarrassing.” Ace is so chill. AMANDA- HES so nervous omg wait. IS NANCY JEALOUS??? There’s no way ace isn’t crushing on Amanda omfg that was so cute he was so nervous awe

Nick and Ryan are hanging!!! Omg no they’re not they are not vibing rn. Ryan actually looking into the fam is lowkey impressive. Nick panicking rn “just trust me a little while longer pls” HIS VPICE THERE WOO

“It’s like downtown abbey” does this imply that ace watches that- ACE BABYSITTING!!! ACE IS BABYSITTING AYE DONT OFFEND MY MAN (lol baby white boy smile) “he watches downtown abbey” sent me

NOT THE NICK/GEORGE ARGUMENT “your eye bags could carry groceries” odette go away ma’am. Your time here is done bye bye

“Gimme a dollar, to engage my services” PSH PLS SUPPORTIVE BOYFRIENDS! Caryan vibez <3 (satire, I ship them as a joke, but they’re co-parenting for sure) (Ryan flipping through his wallet pls) MY MAN CARSON GOING FOR THE FITTYS “btw that’s why my father is so... messed up.” espionage ryan! NO HES SO CONCERNED FOR NANCY OK DADDY RYAN! WAIT THAT CAME OUT WRONG

george is the voice of reason here omg “ghosts can’t be your go to.” YES LOGIC! OH RICH GIRL BESS COME THRU!

Sleuth sisters are my dream crew

Ace is failing at babysitting. “Help me” NICK AND ACE BRO-PARENTING COLLEGE GIRLS OMFG

creepy mini elevator- dumb waiter my bad. My hero girls! Pls the basement is scary. Sleuth sisters! I’m calling them that now. BLOOD

SERIAL KILLER I TOLD YALL I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! A WHITE MAN, NO! (Y’all see what I did there, yk where that’s from) Jk but men are pretty scary sometimes-

GHOST SCAM! Genius dude. lol heyyy Amanda remember that time we saved you??? “A thief not a hacker” I KNKW A HACKER

“You don’t cook pancakes in the oven, who raised you-“ SMOKE ALARM! “ACE pls don’t go, pls” STOP THE BRO-PARENTING FAILURE PLS-

AM I WATCHING THEM FALL IN LOVE RN SPAIN NO S FRICK THATS MY MAN YALL IM CRYING.

THATS GEORGE OMFG WHAT THE FUCK GIRL WHAT oh she’s gonna have to tell them abt odette

George has voodoo powers or something I swear. “You did an exorcism without me?” I LOVE BESS’ GREEN SHIRT ONG ITS SO CUTE. “Odette can you hear us!?”

OH NO NICK IS GONNA GET DR. PHILLED BY COLLEGE GIRLS- worried bf moment awww NICK AND GEORGE ARE SWEET!

“Before you can say jawline” BESS STOP WE DONT LIKE TAMARA OR HIS EXCELLENT JAWLINE! FRENCH ACCENT OK WHAT “no, Bess. That’s odette” sassy Nancy omg. Not the hellhounds- SHES A MURDERER

SMORT NANCY! GPS tracking. A bus station? AW BIG SIS NANCY! aw this poor girl, and Nancy relation y’all me too. pls Nancy sharing her tragic backstory. If we don’t get updates on this girl and Nancy and Jen being friends I’ll be sad.

“you ran back to daddy the first chance you got” NICK OK “some sob story about max the bully” nick pls- RYAN SOB STORY HAS ME SOBBING. No I cannot bond with him he’s a bad guy. BUT HE CARES ABOUT NANCY. NICK AND RYAN DUO IS GOOD!! MORE.

GEORGE CRYING ONG “he wakes up every night screaming. He has nightmares of me dying in his arms” STOP. Bess standing up to odette es my girl bess coming in clutch.

ACE CHECKING ON HIS COMPUTER PATIENT. “The flirting wasn’t a ruse” why did I say ow. Like actually I said ow. I knkw he’s fictional but my brain doesn’t seem to comprehend.

WHAT BESS YOURE MARRIED

SISTER:

“He’s going to his bfs house!” When Ryan ditches nick, she thinks he’s going to ask Carson for help

She almost burned her hand off in the hot air from a bag of popcorn, I can’t with this bish

“Oh is that spider woobs!”

“Y’all gonna die- George already died once like this week too-“

[atozfic]

God i hate him so much, pls.

I wanted to slap those expressions off his face, think he could smirk at me just like that??? Nah shawty, he's so🙄🙄🙄

Not appreciating the woobies being exposed FOR HALF THE VIDEO LIKE, THE DISRESPECT???? EVEN THE SONG CHOICE.

Jung wooyoung sleeping out tonight 🙄🙄

(I've sent a few asks here already but i am pretty sure you'll be seeing me alot so can i be 🦊 anon?)

jung wooyoung is not jung wooyoung is he doesn't serve us a healthy plate of woobs. fr tho, he sleeping in the driveway tonight. 🤸‍♀️

of course you can be 🦊 anon! welcome to my small but very loved list of anons. <3

[yellow-computer-mouse]

@cheeseballs1fr i believe i did this to you

me when I tell my friends to listen to will wood

[radio-charlie]

tagged by the cool @tefillah everyone go follow their new blog. theyre cool 

zodiac: i go by sidereal charts now so, taurus rising aquarius sun and... leo moon lol dont hold it against me

height: 5′4′’ >_>

last thing i googled: ‘malaysian featherduster’. wanted to show some swedish friends how we use actual chicken feathers over here

song stuck in my head: when i woke up it sure as hell was smth else but now its fucking We Like To Eat At Souplantation

number of followers: a little over 500 i think. i dont really check anymore

amount of sleep: varies a lot. sometimes 4 sometimes 9

lucky number: err idk at this point. but i do know which numbers i love the most and they are 5, 6 and 9

favorite song: the first 9 seconds of Psycho, Pt 2 by Russ

favorite instrument: i like piano, koto and jazz guitar. also those synths that go woob

dream job: running a late night diner where tired and unhappy ppl can come rest and relax after a long day. smth like midnight diner, a small and cozy place where the menu changes all the time

aesthetic: normie but with one thing that seems slightly off lol. if i were still the shopping type i’d go strega or mori boy more often

favorite author: my current favorite authors/poets are katherine mansfield, ursula k. leguin, philip larkin, and sara stridsberg. extremely problematic honorable mention lol but rn im reading the lost heart of asia by colin thubron and it is replete w -isms as one can expect from a cis male british author writing travelogues in that era. but his technique is really good and i admire how deftly he weaves emotional narratives into details of his surroundings  

favorite animal noises: birds suddenly going WARK and the weird little snorts and whines seals make

random: getting really into tiktok now as an easy way to make videos and im finding that i really enjoy it. it doesnt matter that the most likes ive ever gotten on one is like, 3. i just like making little stories this way

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